Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
Speaker 1: subject he stinks and I'm shame. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: a little later, but right now the nephew is here
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What's your guy for us?
Speaker 1: Isn't there? All right? We're gonna get a little tense now,
Speaker 1: what is it? What is it about to get real tense?
Speaker 1: Something here? Okay? Titled this one is I Ain't going back.
Speaker 1: I Ain't going back one brand new was tense, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's just it's really hold your chance nowledge, let's go. Hello,
Speaker 1: Good morning? Who am I speaking with? Please? Who? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Whom I speaking with? Glenn? Are you familiar with our office? Mr? Glenn?
Speaker 1: Mr Glenn Lee? Earl? Correct? Who's listen. We are the
Speaker 1: reason that you were released after twenty three years of
Speaker 1: your ex sentence, so we gave you clements Lee through
Speaker 1: ex President Obama? Do I have your univited attention? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is this about? Well? First, let me do this.
Speaker 1: Let me verify your original crime and release date. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: who authorized your release on clemency? Ex President Mr Barack Obama. Well,
Speaker 1: where are you calling me from? What? What? What? What is? Um?
Speaker 1: What is what's going on? First of all, let me
Speaker 1: say you've been identified by the power invested in me
Speaker 1: official duty as a Secretary of the Deputy of Pardons
Speaker 1: Attorney for the United States of America and by direct
Speaker 1: order of our President, patriot and leader, Mr Donald F. Trump.
Speaker 1: The reason why I'm giving you a call today, sirs,
Speaker 1: that we regret to inform you that the your original
Speaker 1: sentence for forty years has been reimposed and you must
Speaker 1: surrender yourself to the nearest United States Marshal Service no
Speaker 1: later than the close of business day today. So who
Speaker 1: the hell is this? You are? Mr Glenn Lee or
Speaker 1: inmate number one? Who this? Yeah? Yes, yeah, this is me.
Speaker 1: Let me let me explain it to your next president.
Speaker 1: Barack Obama had no authority to let you guys go,
Speaker 1: and President Trump has proven it. And one the appeal
Speaker 1: you guys who who? So Trump can't do I've been
Speaker 1: out here for three years now, I'm doing I'm at
Speaker 1: work right now. How the hell are you gonna tall
Speaker 1: me and tell me something about President Trump? You guys
Speaker 1: are being returned to serve out your entire sentence, every
Speaker 1: last one. I'm not going when you you go all
Speaker 1: this joll do you you go? Y'all need to go
Speaker 1: to take Trump with you, Sir. I'm trying to just
Speaker 1: deliver the news. This has hit my desk and this
Speaker 1: yall all this I made made a bad decision when
Speaker 1: I was twenty one years old, and I did twenty
Speaker 1: three years and I've been out for three years. You
Speaker 1: can't come and tell me no like this President Trump
Speaker 1: and uh whatever him and Barack Obama got going on,
Speaker 1: y'all need. That's what y'all need to be. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure you did something that you that you didn't get
Speaker 1: caught for you you turn yourself into me, I'm not
Speaker 1: going on them. There isn't no more, sir. Okay, Mr Glenn,
Speaker 1: let me let me explain something. I'm the person that's
Speaker 1: bringing you the information and letting you know what's going on.
Speaker 1: You you serve time. I'm not telling it. I'm not
Speaker 1: telling myself. I'm not going back in there. If you're
Speaker 1: not in by to close the business day today, then
Speaker 1: you actually serve now or a fugitive and you you
Speaker 1: have to turn yourself in. I'm not for what I
Speaker 1: didn't do anything. I've been an Obama. Let me out.
Speaker 1: I was my son isn't even supposed to carry five years? Okay?
Speaker 1: What was your exactly? What what was your sentence? Sir?
Speaker 1: What was your sentence? It was forty years? Okay? Forty years?
Speaker 1: And you serve how much? I don't even need want
Speaker 1: to talk about you. Go, you go turn yourself in.
Speaker 1: How many years did you serve out of the forties, sir? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, so you do agree that is seventeen more
Speaker 1: years left. I don't agree to a damn thing. You
Speaker 1: you you Trump don't have no authority to come and
Speaker 1: change nothing that the president did. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell y'all got going on, but y'all can't do that.
Speaker 1: I'm not going back. And then Mr Good and your
Speaker 1: sound angry. Sound you sound angry, And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be angry with you. You sound angry. I'm not
Speaker 1: angry at all. I teach classes on anger. I'm not
Speaker 1: angry at all. But you guys do whatever the hell
Speaker 1: you want to do, and we make a decision where
Speaker 1: we're so damn you know, and y'all hold that decision
Speaker 1: over our head for thirty and forty and fifty years.
Speaker 1: I made a choice to selfe Okay, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: did something that you can think of right now that
Speaker 1: you know you need to go, get go take my spot.
Speaker 1: You do agree that you love me out here, just
Speaker 1: like you got a family that loves you. Y'all not
Speaker 1: above the law, okay, and neither of you, Mr Glance.
Speaker 1: So you do you do realize that you old society
Speaker 1: seventeen years that you need to pay. I pay society
Speaker 1: my I did two many three years for five years sentence,
Speaker 1: and I've been out. I do community programs, I do
Speaker 1: stuff for the youth and everything, and I have not
Speaker 1: been into any trouble. Okay, Mr Glenn? Where where can
Speaker 1: we Where can we come and pick you up? At shirt?
Speaker 1: You can't coming for you pick your damn self up.
Speaker 1: You ain't you pick your damn self up? Mr Glenn.
Speaker 1: If we do not have you by the end of
Speaker 1: business today, we will be picking you up on site.
Speaker 1: You do understand that you ain't picking up you pick
Speaker 1: your motherself up. You're not coming to get me and
Speaker 1: take me. No fing with Obama, a black president, let
Speaker 1: me out, he let all of myself. I was treated
Speaker 1: wrong and he let me the You come here and
Speaker 1: you will be taking me the beat, y'all as I'm
Speaker 1: not going back to prison. I ain't do a damn
Speaker 1: thing to go back. You mad because a black president
Speaker 1: let me out, a racist. That's Congression Congressional law. And
Speaker 1: I didn't induce you to go back. Whatever you and
Speaker 1: Trump about going on, I don't give up. Y'all not
Speaker 1: coming to get me. You're not gonna touch me. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna back a black let me out, and y'all
Speaker 1: need to cut that racist brulls out. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to y'all. Got eight nine hundred people climbing up in
Speaker 1: the Capitol. Y'all need to work focus on that. You
Speaker 1: got tons of energy. Don't licke the mother up at
Speaker 1: the climbing in your window right now with the Capital,
Speaker 1: you do a dead thing about it. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to hear that, sir. Sir, we already have someone that
Speaker 1: has told us where you are. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: give it. Then I'll tell you where I am. You're
Speaker 1: not coming to get me. I got too much of
Speaker 1: positives going on. I've been out here, ain't been in
Speaker 1: no trouble. That's understood, but we do have intel that
Speaker 1: has told us exactly where you are in your location.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where you are, sir. Does the name
Speaker 1: India bring anything to your attention? What about India? That's
Speaker 1: your daughter, right, Yes, that's your daughter and I mapew Tommy,
Speaker 1: your daughter Indya got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 1: Mr glean Lee Earl will you I don't believe it
Speaker 1: was like that. I'm gonna man, y'all got me. Y'all
Speaker 1: got me because I wasn't going back jail many Glenn,
Speaker 1: I met few timmy man from the Steve Warvey Morning
Speaker 1: So you ain't nobody looking for you. You ain't going back,
Speaker 1: but we got you. Man. I'm gonna kick Indian all right, Glenn.
Speaker 1: I want to say happy New Year to you, man,
Speaker 1: but I also want you to do this for me.
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Speaker 1: y'all got me, good Man, that was a hateful last
Speaker 1: prank man. Yes, he needs to get your ass for that.
Speaker 1: One needs to do it. Steve Man, really and Jay,
Speaker 1: you shut your stupid behind. You know he always think up,
Speaker 1: Now you don't lost your sister? You twenty three years
Speaker 1: you say, I'm right he lost. Ain't now that that's funny.
Speaker 1: The home boy, I was mad at the whole damn
Speaker 1: prank you went there, And I'm mad at his daughter
Speaker 1: for breaking her dad like man, that ain't man, ain't cool.
Speaker 1: By the end of the day, my brother was sick
Speaker 1: pig dog for selling crack. He got forty years for
Speaker 1: selling some crack. Are you crazy? Man? People climbing and
Speaker 1: climbing and everything, Damn stealing podiums and stuff. Tom much
Speaker 1: love to Mr Glenn Lee, Earl Williams, y'all, big ups
Speaker 1: to him. Mrs Obama let him out. But man, his
Speaker 1: daughter got me to breaking. I had to do it.
Speaker 1: I did so love Mr Glenn your mystic Glee terrible.
Speaker 1: That's awful. This is awful. Laugh it up, Light's a joke,
Speaker 1: Lap it up, all right, listen thanks to Nephew not
Speaker 1: really uh coming up. He stinks and I'm ashamed. Strawberry
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