WEBVTT - I Ain't Going Back

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject he stinks and I'm shame. We'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>a little later, but right now the nephew is here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call. What's your guy for us?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't there? All right? We're gonna get a little tense now,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? What is it about to get real tense?

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<v Speaker 1>Something here? Okay? Titled this one is I Ain't going back.

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<v Speaker 1>I Ain't going back one brand new was tense, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's really hold your chance nowledge, let's go. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning? Who am I speaking with? Please? Who? I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Whom I speaking with? Glenn? Are you familiar with our office? Mr? Glenn?

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Glenn Lee? Earl? Correct? Who's listen. We are the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that you were released after twenty three years of

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<v Speaker 1>your ex sentence, so we gave you clements Lee through

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<v Speaker 1>ex President Obama? Do I have your univited attention? Now? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this about? Well? First, let me do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me verify your original crime and release date. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>who authorized your release on clemency? Ex President Mr Barack Obama. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>where are you calling me from? What? What? What? What is? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>What is what's going on? First of all, let me

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<v Speaker 1>say you've been identified by the power invested in me

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<v Speaker 1>official duty as a Secretary of the Deputy of Pardons

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<v Speaker 1>Attorney for the United States of America and by direct

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<v Speaker 1>order of our President, patriot and leader, Mr Donald F. Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason why I'm giving you a call today, sirs,

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<v Speaker 1>that we regret to inform you that the your original

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<v Speaker 1>sentence for forty years has been reimposed and you must

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<v Speaker 1>surrender yourself to the nearest United States Marshal Service no

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<v Speaker 1>later than the close of business day today. So who

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<v Speaker 1>the hell is this? You are? Mr Glenn Lee or

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<v Speaker 1>inmate number one? Who this? Yeah? Yes, yeah, this is me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me let me explain it to your next president.

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<v Speaker 1>Barack Obama had no authority to let you guys go,

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<v Speaker 1>and President Trump has proven it. And one the appeal

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<v Speaker 1>you guys who who? So Trump can't do I've been

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<v Speaker 1>out here for three years now, I'm doing I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>work right now. How the hell are you gonna tall

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<v Speaker 1>me and tell me something about President Trump? You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are being returned to serve out your entire sentence, every

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<v Speaker 1>last one. I'm not going when you you go all

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<v Speaker 1>this joll do you you go? Y'all need to go

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<v Speaker 1>to take Trump with you, Sir. I'm trying to just

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<v Speaker 1>deliver the news. This has hit my desk and this

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<v Speaker 1>yall all this I made made a bad decision when

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<v Speaker 1>I was twenty one years old, and I did twenty

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<v Speaker 1>three years and I've been out for three years. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't come and tell me no like this President Trump

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<v Speaker 1>and uh whatever him and Barack Obama got going on,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all need. That's what y'all need to be. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you did something that you that you didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>caught for you you turn yourself into me, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going on them. There isn't no more, sir. Okay, Mr Glenn,

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<v Speaker 1>let me let me explain something. I'm the person that's

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<v Speaker 1>bringing you the information and letting you know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>You you serve time. I'm not telling it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>telling myself. I'm not going back in there. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>not in by to close the business day today, then

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<v Speaker 1>you actually serve now or a fugitive and you you

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<v Speaker 1>have to turn yourself in. I'm not for what I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything. I've been an Obama. Let me out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was my son isn't even supposed to carry five years? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What was your exactly? What what was your sentence? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>What was your sentence? It was forty years? Okay? Forty years?

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<v Speaker 1>And you serve how much? I don't even need want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about you. Go, you go turn yourself in.

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<v Speaker 1>How many years did you serve out of the forties, sir? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so you do agree that is seventeen more

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<v Speaker 1>years left. I don't agree to a damn thing. You

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<v Speaker 1>you you Trump don't have no authority to come and

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<v Speaker 1>change nothing that the president did. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the hell y'all got going on, but y'all can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going back. And then Mr Good and your

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<v Speaker 1>sound angry. Sound you sound angry, And I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be angry with you. You sound angry. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>angry at all. I teach classes on anger. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>angry at all. But you guys do whatever the hell

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do, and we make a decision where

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<v Speaker 1>we're so damn you know, and y'all hold that decision

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<v Speaker 1>over our head for thirty and forty and fifty years.

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<v Speaker 1>I made a choice to selfe Okay, I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 1>did something that you can think of right now that

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<v Speaker 1>you know you need to go, get go take my spot.

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<v Speaker 1>You do agree that you love me out here, just

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<v Speaker 1>like you got a family that loves you. Y'all not

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<v Speaker 1>above the law, okay, and neither of you, Mr Glance.

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<v Speaker 1>So you do you do realize that you old society

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen years that you need to pay. I pay society

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<v Speaker 1>my I did two many three years for five years sentence,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've been out. I do community programs, I do

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<v Speaker 1>stuff for the youth and everything, and I have not

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<v Speaker 1>been into any trouble. Okay, Mr Glenn? Where where can

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<v Speaker 1>we Where can we come and pick you up? At shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't coming for you pick your damn self up.

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<v Speaker 1>You ain't you pick your damn self up? Mr Glenn.

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<v Speaker 1>If we do not have you by the end of

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<v Speaker 1>business today, we will be picking you up on site.

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<v Speaker 1>You do understand that you ain't picking up you pick

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<v Speaker 1>your motherself up. You're not coming to get me and

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<v Speaker 1>take me. No fing with Obama, a black president, let

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<v Speaker 1>me out, he let all of myself. I was treated

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<v Speaker 1>wrong and he let me the You come here and

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<v Speaker 1>you will be taking me the beat, y'all as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going back to prison. I ain't do a damn

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<v Speaker 1>thing to go back. You mad because a black president

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<v Speaker 1>let me out, a racist. That's Congression Congressional law. And

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't induce you to go back. Whatever you and

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<v Speaker 1>Trump about going on, I don't give up. Y'all not

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<v Speaker 1>coming to get me. You're not gonna touch me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna back a black let me out, and y'all

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<v Speaker 1>need to cut that racist brulls out. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to y'all. Got eight nine hundred people climbing up in

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<v Speaker 1>the Capitol. Y'all need to work focus on that. You

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<v Speaker 1>got tons of energy. Don't licke the mother up at

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<v Speaker 1>the climbing in your window right now with the Capital,

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<v Speaker 1>you do a dead thing about it. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to hear that, sir. Sir, we already have someone that

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<v Speaker 1>has told us where you are. I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give it. Then I'll tell you where I am. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not coming to get me. I got too much of

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<v Speaker 1>positives going on. I've been out here, ain't been in

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<v Speaker 1>no trouble. That's understood, but we do have intel that

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<v Speaker 1>has told us exactly where you are in your location.

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<v Speaker 1>I know exactly where you are, sir. Does the name

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<v Speaker 1>India bring anything to your attention? What about India? That's

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter, right, Yes, that's your daughter and I mapew Tommy,

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter Indya got me to prank phone call you.

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<v Speaker 1>Mr glean Lee Earl will you I don't believe it

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<v Speaker 1>was like that. I'm gonna man, y'all got me. Y'all

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<v Speaker 1>got me because I wasn't going back jail many Glenn,

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<v Speaker 1>I met few timmy man from the Steve Warvey Morning

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<v Speaker 1>So you ain't nobody looking for you. You ain't going back,

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<v Speaker 1>but we got you. Man. I'm gonna kick Indian all right, Glenn.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say happy New Year to you, man,

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<v Speaker 1>but I also want you to do this for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me what it is the baddest and I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land, Oh Man, Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey Morning show Man with a few time me Man,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all got me, good Man, that was a hateful last

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<v Speaker 1>prank man. Yes, he needs to get your ass for that.

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<v Speaker 1>One needs to do it. Steve Man, really and Jay,

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<v Speaker 1>you shut your stupid behind. You know he always think up,

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<v Speaker 1>Now you don't lost your sister? You twenty three years

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<v Speaker 1>you say, I'm right he lost. Ain't now that that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>The home boy, I was mad at the whole damn

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<v Speaker 1>prank you went there, And I'm mad at his daughter

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<v Speaker 1>for breaking her dad like man, that ain't man, ain't cool.

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<v Speaker 1>By the end of the day, my brother was sick

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<v Speaker 1>pig dog for selling crack. He got forty years for

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<v Speaker 1>selling some crack. Are you crazy? Man? People climbing and

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<v Speaker 1>climbing and everything, Damn stealing podiums and stuff. Tom much

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<v Speaker 1>love to Mr Glenn Lee, Earl Williams, y'all, big ups

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<v Speaker 1>to him. Mrs Obama let him out. But man, his

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<v Speaker 1>daughter got me to breaking. I had to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I did so love Mr Glenn your mystic Glee terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awful. This is awful. Laugh it up, Light's a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>Lap it up, all right, listen thanks to Nephew not

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<v Speaker 1>really uh coming up. He stinks and I'm ashamed. Strawberry

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<v Speaker 1>letter Up next, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.