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Speaker 1: Right now. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for its?

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Speaker 2: Now, Schuler, we go head on down to the church

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Speaker 2: and our right, that's right here.

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Speaker 3: It's called God's Eyes Ministry. Okay, gods uh ministry? All right,

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Speaker 3: all minds Claire, all right, here we go, cat dog.

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Speaker 4: If you would.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Clarence. How you doing, Clarence?

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Speaker 5: This is statist man. I'm over at the church man,

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Speaker 5: my Baptist church. Where you a member of?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, okay, hey, I'm with the gyms man, and

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Speaker 5: uh you you you actually came to uh this past service?

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Speaker 4: Correct gyms?

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Speaker 5: The gyms that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary. And and

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Speaker 5: basically what we do is we watch what's going on,

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Speaker 5: you know in the in the church, who's coming, who

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Speaker 5: hasn't come? And uh, you know, I don't mean any harm,

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Speaker 5: but this this if my records indicate me right through

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Speaker 5: my God's Eyes ministry, the gems looking at my books

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Speaker 5: looks like you this is your first time at the

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Speaker 5: church this year?

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Speaker 4: Correct?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand.

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Speaker 5: You actually did not stand? Correct, no, because you remember

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Speaker 5: there we go. Now you you still work for uh

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Speaker 5: you you work for them. Yeah, okay, Now what we've

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Speaker 5: done is we've averaged it.

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Speaker 4: Out that you what.

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Speaker 6: I mean, what is this about?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm on my way to it.

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Speaker 5: So so you probably are you averaging about what between

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Speaker 5: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over there.

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Speaker 6: With I mean, yeah, something like that. But you know,

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Speaker 6: go ahead, problem.

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Speaker 5: See what we're looking at since you all member, because

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Speaker 5: see you did not stand when he said all remember

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Speaker 5: saying you did not stand up, which which you right

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Speaker 5: there are making the you know, you're you're you're clarifying

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Speaker 5: that you are a member, and you're making about we're

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Speaker 5: gonna roughly say about forty five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: A year, which means ten percent is forty five hundred. Now,

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Speaker 4: we looked at the we looked.

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Speaker 5: At the books, and notice that you put in fifty

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Speaker 5: dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,

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Speaker 5: if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.

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Speaker 5: See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five

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Speaker 5: hundred dollars that you ought to be.

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Speaker 4: Paying your tithes.

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Speaker 6: Wait, what's your name?

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Speaker 5: Like I said, sir, my name is statius status. Will

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Speaker 5: a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me well

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Speaker 5: in time that would offer see you you you you.

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Speaker 6: Are wait minue, hold on, hold to second. You got

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Speaker 6: you got all the stuff going on to the church.

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Speaker 6: You you got uh, you got hungry people, You got

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Speaker 6: people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me

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Speaker 6: about about some money that I haven't given to the church. Well,

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Speaker 6: well see, and that's what your ministry.

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Speaker 4: Does, y'all.

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Speaker 6: Y'all spend all morning calling people.

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Speaker 5: My job, sir, as a gym God's eyes ministry. My

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Speaker 5: job is to keep an eye on what's going on

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Speaker 5: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting

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Speaker 5: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?

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Speaker 5: We see, this is why we can't get the extra

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Speaker 5: wing that pastor wants to put on because people like him.

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Speaker 4: This is why you know what?

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Speaker 6: Now you got hold on a second. First of all,

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Speaker 6: let me explain something to see your brother, Patty, yourself,

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Speaker 6: whatever the ministry.

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Speaker 4: You are with lattis.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's fine. Listen, hey, I don't even have to

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Speaker 6: explain it to you. But let me explain something to you.

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Speaker 6: All right, This is a one job household. This is

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Speaker 6: all we do. This is the one job household. My

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Speaker 6: wife don't work, but my wife comes to church every

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Speaker 6: Sunday and she pays the tithes. Have you checked as

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Speaker 6: the gym ministry, Have y'all looked at her ties?

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Speaker 5: Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You

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Speaker 5: understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man

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Speaker 5: rob God? Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the

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Speaker 5: Lord brother Criaris.

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Speaker 6: You know what?

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Speaker 5: Man? You know?

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Speaker 6: That's you know? And you wonder why people don't come

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Speaker 6: to church all the time. You know, how do you

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Speaker 6: go tell me that I rob? I could be giving

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Speaker 6: my tie somewhere else.

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Speaker 4: I am the secretary.

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Speaker 5: I am the Gem's secretary of God's ministry. And my

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Speaker 5: eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: You're making forty five th one dollars.

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Speaker 6: Party somebody from the church. What's I don't know. If

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Speaker 6: that is something, I'll tell you that who is in

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Speaker 6: the hand. But that's not none of their business. I know,

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Speaker 6: I know, I know. What does it have to do

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Speaker 6: with him calling people and asking them if their I

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Speaker 6: got this, I got this hand you know I got it,

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Speaker 6: I got it, I got it, I got it. I

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Speaker 6: got I know. I don't. I don't know who.

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Speaker 4: Whoo whoo, who who is that?

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Speaker 6: Sir? That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife's

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Speaker 6: been paying.

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Speaker 4: I tied.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay.

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Speaker 5: I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all

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Speaker 5: pay three hundred dollars we paid, not unders if.

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Speaker 6: She said we paid three hundred dollars, we paid three

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Speaker 6: hundred dollars.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Let me ask you this. When are you gonna

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Speaker 5: start cutting into this party? Five with a man?

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Speaker 4: Rob God? Yet you have robbed me. That is what

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Speaker 4: you are doing, sir.

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Speaker 6: Well you know what you robbing me right now? You

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Speaker 6: robbing me right now at my time where I could

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Speaker 6: go out, I got to be work. I can't even

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Speaker 6: go get dressed right now because I'm on the phone

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Speaker 6: with you. I have to be at work in half

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Speaker 6: an hour. You rob me right now of my time.

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Speaker 4: Let me ask you something.

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Speaker 5: Can you bring your tax return into the why I

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Speaker 5: can take a look.

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Speaker 6: At it, my tax return? You know, I'll tell you

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Speaker 6: what I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring

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Speaker 6: their tax return. If you bring your tax return and

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Speaker 6: pass to bring his tax returns, then I'll bring my

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Speaker 6: tax return. We can have a tax return party.

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Speaker 5: When will your tax return? When can you? Can you

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Speaker 5: fax it to me?

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Speaker 6: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean if it's.

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Speaker 5: If it's not too much to ask for. Listen, I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna be honest with you. The next time you do

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Speaker 5: come to church, we're gonna pat you down because we're

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Speaker 5: gonna have to figure out.

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Speaker 6: Oh, hold on, you're gonna pat me down next time.

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Speaker 4: I come to church and then lay hands on you.

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Speaker 6: Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you

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Speaker 6: gonna salary at the church?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? But what but what that? What does? What does

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Speaker 4: that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 6: I need to know what you cutting?

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Speaker 4: It ain't cutting your Look.

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Speaker 5: It ain't got nothing where You're gonna bring your forty

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Speaker 5: five hundred dollars down so we can add it so

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Speaker 5: we can get the wing foot on. I'm part of

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Speaker 5: the gems. You'll bring your money down here are Clarens.

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Speaker 6: Isn't a dog? Let me say something. I don't know

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Speaker 6: who you are.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what this ministry is I'm with the gems.

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Speaker 4: When can we?

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Speaker 6: Man, I don't I don't care. I don't give it.

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Speaker 6: You know what, Let me say, I don't care anything

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Speaker 6: about the gym ministry. I don't care about you, man,

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Speaker 6: I don't care about any of that.

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Speaker 4: Where you're gonna play this ten percent?

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Speaker 6: Man, let me take something dollars just for real, don't

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Speaker 6: call my house no more with this, with this stuff,

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Speaker 6: you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,

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Speaker 6: in this economy, in this economy, you talking to me

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Speaker 6: about about me tied in fifty dollars. I'm trying. I'm

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Speaker 6: trying to put a dollar to college. I'm trying to

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Speaker 6: set a son through private school, and I can't get

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Speaker 6: that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on them.

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Speaker 4: What do that have to do with the church?

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Speaker 6: I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up,

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Speaker 6: And if you want to meet me and whatever you're

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Speaker 6: gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.

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Speaker 4: So I need to tell you something else about your job.

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Speaker 6: You ain't telling me nothing about my job.

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Speaker 5: You don't have to tell me.

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Speaker 4: I need to tell you something about your job.

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Speaker 6: Dude. I'm gonna hang up.

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Speaker 4: This phone is damn man named Chapman at your job.

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Speaker 6: Yes, at my job. Okay, yeah, he's been there too.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one

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Speaker 5: that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy

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Speaker 5: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Baby, you just got.

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Speaker 7: Pranked, man, man, man, you got me fit and guilty.

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Speaker 4: I mean with with the gym ministry.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody getting ready to get beat up. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

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Speaker 5: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest

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Speaker 5: radio show in.

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Speaker 4: The land.

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Speaker 6: Morning show?

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Speaker 2: And there you have right, there's God.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, won't you come? There might be one today.

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Speaker 2: Candidate for pranks are just plain old prank experience. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean the doors open. There might be one. There

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Speaker 2: might be one. All right, all right, I'm done. I'm done.

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Speaker 4: You know, you stupid. It's not something you stopped abruptly,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we know, been years, all right, thinking of you.