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Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.

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Speaker 2: To another episode, an epic episode of rap Reports Reality.

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Speaker 3: The rap of Ports reality podcast.

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Speaker 2: The reality podcast that you didn't know that you've been

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Speaker 2: waiting for.

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Speaker 3: You didn't know you've been waiting for, and you didn't

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Speaker 3: know you.

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Speaker 1: Needed, but yet here we are are.

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Speaker 3: My name is Michael Rappaport.

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Speaker 2: My name is Kibi Rappoport.

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Speaker 1: It is an all rap ports reality podcast where we

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Speaker 1: talk all things about us, all things popular culture, all

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Speaker 1: things reality TV. And there's been a lot of reality TV,

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Speaker 1: a lot of rapaports reality in real life. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: want to say a lot of people have been asking me.

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Speaker 1: A girl asked me in Starbucks this morning. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: went back to Starbucks after I left you this morning

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Speaker 1: and this girl said to me, you told me you

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Speaker 1: were coming out with your podcast, Wrapper Ports Rally, and

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Speaker 1: I said, yes, it's out. I think we're on episode

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Speaker 1: seven or eight. And she said, I haven't been able

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Speaker 1: to find it. And I said, the reason why you

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Speaker 1: haven't been able to find it is because we haven't opened.

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Speaker 1: We haven't started our own feed that will be changing

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Speaker 1: effective immediately. Our feed is being under Iron Rappaport. But

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Speaker 1: the rap Ports Reality Feed will be coming next week.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's next I think it's a seventh, eighth

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Speaker 1: or ninth of May.

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Speaker 3: I can't remember it. There's too many things going on.

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Speaker 2: But wait till that means you'll be able to go

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Speaker 2: and look it up, and it will be.

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Speaker 3: You'll just be able to go on the corner and

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Speaker 3: be like, where's you could go?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Siri play rap ports, reality podcast and Cereal go

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Speaker 1: boom boom. So shout out to that girl who I

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Speaker 1: told to listen to the podcast who said she's been

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Speaker 1: looking who I saw at Starbucks.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to everybody listening.

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Speaker 2: That was like a soft It's a soft launch, and

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Speaker 2: now we're gonna go big time.

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Speaker 1: And the reason why it's good to soft launch is,

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Speaker 1: like I've said, with all podcasts, you think you know

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Speaker 1: what your podcast is going to be and hopefully it'll

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Speaker 1: take on a life of its own left unless it's

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Speaker 1: very specific like the Life and Times of Michael Jackson

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Speaker 1: or you know, a podcast specifically about Central Park. You're

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Speaker 1: not going to talk about vander Pump rules when you're

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Speaker 1: doing a podcast about Central Park. Right, and our podcast,

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Speaker 1: I feel like every single episode picks up more steam

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Speaker 1: I led today saying that rappaports reality is more about

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Speaker 1: you and me and the reality of being in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: As a rappaport, it's really about the reality of you

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Speaker 1: dealing with me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: That's really what it's about. When it gets into the

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Speaker 1: like our personal life, it's like, how does a decent, upstanding, classy, smiley,

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Speaker 1: classy woman like yourself, how did.

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Speaker 2: I get locked up with a neanderthal like you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, let's just talk about the last couple

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Speaker 1: of days. We could talk about fifteen minutes ago without

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Speaker 1: getting to graphic.

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Speaker 2: Well that's not Yeah, I mean you you.

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Speaker 3: Said, look in the toilet, you animal.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 2: That's all I have to say.

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Speaker 1: And I go, fuck, I didn't see.

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Speaker 2: You left the toilet seat up after you went in

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Speaker 2: there earlier this morning after we drove in from Connecticut.

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Speaker 2: We're in the city and you had to run in

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Speaker 2: the house emergency after the hour and a half traffic

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Speaker 2: drive into the city, and you ran in with an

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Speaker 2: emergency bathroom break. So you left the toilet seat up

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Speaker 2: previously from the morning's bathroom use. And I said, why

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Speaker 2: don't you go in the bathroom and check.

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Speaker 1: That out, but you said, check it out from this angle.

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Speaker 1: You said, yes, tell you when I got it.

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Speaker 2: I got it, I'll clean it. Baby. I looked at it,

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Speaker 2: but you said, Babe, you shouldn't have to do that.

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Speaker 2: You went in, you got the bleach, you went in,

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Speaker 2: and then I said, no, I got it because I

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Speaker 2: do it better. This is this is our story. And

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Speaker 2: if you cleaned it up, you went and you put

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Speaker 2: everything in, you washed your hands. And then I went

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Speaker 2: from another angle and I said.

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Speaker 1: You did three feet and from a left from a

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Speaker 2: Said, babe, come here, come here.

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Speaker 1: From this vantage this vantantam point. And when I looked

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Speaker 1: at from that vantage point, it's.

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Speaker 2: Very disappointing to you still look like it looked like

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Speaker 2: a ship murder scene.

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Speaker 1: It still looked like a public bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Sure did.

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Speaker 1: But I fixed that too.

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Speaker 2: But see, but here's the thing, and I need one of.

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Speaker 1: Those scrub brushes. Okay, I need to get like attached

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Speaker 1: to my key chain, you know, like like you.

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Speaker 2: Know, everything for the couches, for everything.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: When we were in Connecticut this weekend, we got and

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Speaker 2: almost got into a little fight. But because you I

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Speaker 2: cleaned the house first of all I put on crisp,

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Speaker 2: clean white sheet.

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Speaker 1: The only reason why you just goes fucking that fucking

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Speaker 1: dryer some for something.

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Speaker 2: I want the dryer. You know, it has a wrinkle

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Speaker 2: prevention setting. It's it doesn't work.

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Speaker 3: It's not preventing.

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Speaker 2: Ship I like the sheets, the pillowcases to look like

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Speaker 2: a hotel and these sheets. I got our organ and

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Speaker 2: you're not blah. I am a little when it comes

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Speaker 2: to the house I'm very clean.

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Speaker 1: But I will say, even though Kibi is bougie and

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Speaker 1: I'm bougie, she don't want anyone else to do it.

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Speaker 1: She'll iron the house keeper.

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Speaker 2: That's for another day. She quit. I'm going to find somebody.

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Speaker 2: But in the meantime, I like to do things because

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Speaker 2: I like it a certain way, sometimes in specific ways. Well,

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Speaker 2: the sheets anyway, so I get them on. It's nice,

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Speaker 2: you know, when you slide into the sheets and it's

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Speaker 2: just right and they're kind of cold, and Chris, well,

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Speaker 2: this guy over here likes to pick his nose and

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Speaker 2: then he gets that red, bloody booger.

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Speaker 1: This is too much.

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Speaker 2: Some people like the truth.

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Speaker 3: Some people like the truth.

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Speaker 2: So but the truth is is that I please, I say,

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Speaker 2: and then I sound like a nagging wife. I'm like, babe, like,

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Speaker 2: wait two days in to do your picking, because then

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Speaker 2: it's on the sheet and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Sound like a nice clean.

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Speaker 2: I want to enjoy the roots of my labor. Yes,

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Speaker 2: for at least two days. Yes, before there's like a

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Speaker 2: red streak of bourger stain on the Because I'm so

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Speaker 2: crazy that that stain that I did, I will take

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Speaker 2: the doubt cover off and do it all over again.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I understand it. You were right about the toilet,

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Speaker 1: and we cleaned it. Let I don't know if anybody

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Speaker 1: wants to get this deep into the reality. This is

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Speaker 1: the reality is this is the reality. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I like, I don't like, I don't do shit talk

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Speaker 1: booger talk, but but do let's let's talk about this.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about babe.

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Speaker 2: I just had a full moment of what we're actually

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Speaker 2: talking about it and it is the reality of twice like,

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Speaker 2: who are we?

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Speaker 1: This is disgusting that you think your podcast is just

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Speaker 1: gonna be about Sheena Shea and Tom Sandoval and then

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Speaker 1: the next thing you know, you haven't talked about.

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Speaker 3: Them for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but I will say this to follow up on

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Speaker 1: our last couple of episodes because we have been talking.

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Speaker 2: Wait all, I want to finish off the conversation because

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Speaker 2: you got mad at me when I was like, I said,

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Speaker 2: can you please not do it? And then you really

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Speaker 2: got mad, and I'd like to dish it out here.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we can take a poll and maybe we get

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Speaker 2: an emails podcast.

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Speaker 1: Of like, who's right?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: There's no doubt you're right.

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Speaker 2: I know, but I need you to be a little

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Speaker 2: bit more considerate because here's the thing. Let's just also

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Speaker 2: say this. You went downstairs and you're being a little

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Speaker 2: more activated in our life and helping out a lot

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Speaker 2: more in our because.

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Speaker 1: You're very business.

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Speaker 2: Vacuum thing called the dice in that handback. You love

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Speaker 2: using that thing.

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Speaker 1: I like that fucking thing, dice in hand.

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Speaker 2: It's like a handstick. It's a dice in stick.

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Speaker 1: That puppy. I just want to say if people are

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Speaker 1: considering getting plug in.

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Speaker 3: It's a battery operating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's chargeable.

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Speaker 3: If you live in it, like in a place and

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Speaker 3: a home you got. You don't like dust.

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Speaker 1: It does rugs, it does carpets, it does wood floors,

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Speaker 1: it makes a nice sort of relaxing sound.

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Speaker 3: It's not loud. The sound is calming.

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Speaker 2: Several setting too, and and that thing works. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: I like using a thing. And when you say go ahead,

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Speaker 1: I need an assignment, I'm not just gonna listen. I'm

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Speaker 1: a city person. I grew up in an apartment. Okay, one,

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Speaker 1: you know this is how I grew up. So I

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Speaker 1: don't like go like Saturday is not like, oh, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna go get the leads outside. But that's just not that.

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Speaker 1: But if you say you give me an assignment of cleaning,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I need a break after a real

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Speaker 2: long break too. It's like you fluffed up the media room.

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Speaker 1: You take a brand.

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Speaker 2: We went upstairs and I said, let's go downstairs and

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Speaker 2: get something to eat, and I go, let's eat in

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Speaker 2: the media room. And after you fixed it up.

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Speaker 1: You don't want my couch, right, don't you my couch?

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Speaker 1: I fold them blankets, you fluffed up the pillows, don't

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Speaker 1: sit on it. And then you took a lot out

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Speaker 1: of me to do that.

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Speaker 2: I know, but this is what I'm saying. Once I

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Speaker 2: wash the sheets. I don't want bloody boogers.

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe on let's move on to personal problem number two.

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Speaker 1: We almost got into a physical altercation once again about

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Speaker 1: Trader Joe's jelly beans. Now, since the last podcast, you've

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Speaker 1: went back to Trader Joe's. Since the last podcast, you

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Speaker 1: decided you made an executive decision. You went into Trader

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Speaker 1: Joe's to get one thing. You got that one thing,

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Speaker 1: and you came out with when you just let me

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Speaker 1: ask you this full transparency, how many boxes of jelly

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Speaker 1: beans did you buy when you went in there? Do

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Speaker 1: not lie to the world. Four? Okay, So all right,

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Speaker 1: so I knew you got four because we've we've eaten them.

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Speaker 2: You sure did. I didn't mean to. I didn't want you.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to participate. Those were mine, babe, what

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Speaker 2: we shouldn't anybody. My teeth are perfect. I have no

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Speaker 2: cavity's jack mouth.

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Speaker 1: That's you.

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Speaker 2: You had to get a tooth fix. My teeth are perfect, babe.

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Speaker 3: And I took half of the second box.

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Speaker 1: It was basically, you should just give me my box

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Speaker 2: That's true, but you don't even that. You don't even

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Speaker 1: It has to stop. I know, I don't have to stop.

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Speaker 1: It's summertime, summer body.

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Speaker 2: You want your summer body.

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Speaker 1: This ship's got stop.

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Speaker 2: I know I'm done. I'm done. We're back on we're

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a cleanse or like green

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Speaker 2: You said you want to lose fifteen jump.

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Speaker 3: Disrespect to Trader Joe.

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Speaker 2: I love it there, but it's a great place. I

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Speaker 2: So babe, we have something to look forward to and

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Speaker 2: Guess what's that?

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Speaker 1: I have a question? Yeah, are we so bad with

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Speaker 2: No, it's just that it's like the witching hour, So should.

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Speaker 1: We like be like you two animals, can't help yourself,

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Speaker 3: We might have to be like you know, you're in

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Speaker 2: Day if we can go, Because full transparency, we can't

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Speaker 1: Fine, but those aren't those they don't affect me the

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Speaker 2: All right, Jersey Jersey's coming Sunday night, I cannot wait.

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Speaker 2: Well here, I need bad. I need it bad. We

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Speaker 1: I'm afraid that this cast is so separate and full transparency.

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Speaker 1: we are insiders, yes, and full transparency. You brought up Dolores.

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Speaker 1: She said, I missed Delors this morning. I texted Dolores

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Speaker 1: before this podcast. How are you? How you? How's Paulie?

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Speaker 1: How's Frankie Guns? How's Frankie Junior? How's your family? She said?

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Speaker 1: So good? Miss you, Michael, how's KEEBI? Love you? How

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Speaker 2: Guys?

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Speaker 1: She said, You're gonna love this season?

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Speaker 2: Oh good good, I'm really excited. You know what?

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Speaker 1: And when she says you're gonna love this season, she

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, I see that. I see that it's gonna

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be nuts.

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Speaker 2: When I came in from getting my teeth clean, I

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Speaker 2: and she was on the.

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Speaker 1: Screen episode no, season three. Okay, I didn't recognize.

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Speaker 2: I don't even remember her being on.

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Speaker 1: That was crazy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, wow, I mean with Demanzos, with a

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Speaker 2: Manzo Carolyn Manzo babe. But they all a lot of

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Speaker 2: them have new taglines.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so'd you see that?

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Speaker 2: I saw it online? So I'm gonna say if you

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Speaker 3: Wait a second, you heard them say it?

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Speaker 2: Or you're gonna know I'm gonna read them.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, Okaya, hold hold on, let me get let

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Speaker 3: These are new taglines for this season.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just get just I'm gonna give you a couple.

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Speaker 2: You guess who it is. Okay, you can try to

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Speaker 2: tear me down, but this tree just keeps on growing.

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Speaker 3: Teresa.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Well, because this tree, she'll be like, it's tree, It's tree,

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Speaker 1: suns tree right right, he calls me tree.

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Speaker 2: Oh that that's obvious. Doloress is the audience. I'm bougie,

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Speaker 2: unbothered and above your drama.

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Speaker 1: I'm bougie, unbothered and above your trauma.

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Speaker 3: That's not jen Aiden. Nope, that's got to be a

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Speaker 1: But you are.

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Speaker 2: So who is it who you're turning me on the

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Speaker 2: Who is it? It's Danielle Cabra, total right.

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Speaker 1: I don't I gotta say, daniel I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you're above the drama. You you came cyrus.

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Speaker 3: You came in like a wrecking ball.

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Speaker 2: She sure did. While you're taking cheap shots, I'm taking screenshots. No,

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Speaker 2: Margaret Josephs because she she receipts.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, baby, you know.

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Speaker 2: She comes with the receipts.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited for real housewives in New Jersey. When

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Speaker 1: you talk about feel good TV, when you talk about

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Speaker 1: throughout the Joe Gorga, throughout the tars In, throughout the

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Speaker 1: Teresa throughout What's Melissa Gorga, throughout all of it.

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Speaker 3: We still have the primetime players of New.

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Speaker 2: Jersey, thank goodness.

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Speaker 1: And watching season three episode five, yo, that beef that

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Speaker 1: they've been having Teresa and Joe Gorger. Yeah, they act

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Speaker 2: I know. It's it's kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: Like a brother and a sister. It shouldn't be this

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Speaker 1: hard to get along. You're not ex wife, ex husband.

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Speaker 2: Now that's what it feels like.

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Speaker 1: And it goes on and on, and you're talking about

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Speaker 1: my husband.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about my wife. But you started talking about

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Speaker 1: No, you said this about my wife first.

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Speaker 2: It's like me and my sister used to be really close.

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Speaker 1: Like it's my parents raise us to be like this.

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Speaker 1: Mommy and Daddy raised us to be like this and

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Speaker 1: this is what you do. This is what you do

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Speaker 1: to your brother Tree. This is what it is to.

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Speaker 2: Walk into the house and see it went back that

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Speaker 1: It's never gonna act their brother and sister.

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Speaker 2: It's whack. It's really what it should not be.

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Speaker 1: Anything like this is insane. It's it's literally like a

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Speaker 3: Shit.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I fucking hate my brother to the point

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Speaker 1: it's going on and on and on and on and on.

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Speaker 1: That being said, you know, we had a little offscreen beef.

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember what the question was, but it.

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Speaker 1: And quickly, because it was a speed thing, I answered

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Speaker 3: They were not happy with that.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you're my fucking people first of all,

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Speaker 3: Gee, what do you want from me?

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Speaker 2: It's really true what we found with a lot of

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Speaker 2: the people on Housewives, They really do want you to

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Speaker 2: Khan when we were on the plane coming back and

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Speaker 3: Also?

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Speaker 2: Did we fly there with us? We flew to and

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Speaker 3: We can't skip over that. I'm going to say that again.

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Speaker 1: We flew to Las Vegas and back from Las Vegas

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna let that land.

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Speaker 2: And Jen Ayden and her husband doctor Bill, Doctor Bill,

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Speaker 2: they were on our flight and Uba was behind us

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Speaker 2: from Housewives of Names, and there's a.

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Speaker 3: Couple of other ones that I know we're forgetting.

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Speaker 2: No, that was that was right behind they were sitting.

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Speaker 2: We're all in our same section. But Teresa when she

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Speaker 2: side on you? Michael right, she was really and then

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Speaker 1: This would be the allegiances, long story short, the allegiances

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Speaker 1: that they expected from me are as insane as you

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Speaker 1: would imagine, and I'm always surprised by it. I'm like, guys,

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Speaker 1: it's a fucking show, and why don't look at you?

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Speaker 1: I look at you, I'm fair, I love you all.

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Speaker 1: I don't look at you like actual people in real life,

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Speaker 2: But that's kind of unfair of us because they are

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I have made it clear.

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Speaker 1: Melissa Gorga, Joey Gorga, ak Tarzan, Teresa Judice, even Louis.

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Speaker 1: We hugged it up with Louis.

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Speaker 2: We yelled, we had to cry with Louis.

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Speaker 2: We shared with him and said, hey, life is rough

444
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,360
Speaker 2: for us too.

445
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we said, we get it, Louis, and it's

446
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,400
Speaker 1: just a show.

447
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 2: The pajamas we did. We said it was just the entertainment.

448
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,560
Speaker 2: I said, we're doing entertainment like you're doing entertainment.

449
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 1: We get it, and we're fans. We're fans like our

450
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,480
Speaker 1: heart Peter Patters when we see you, Louisa, he not

451
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,680
Speaker 1: understanding what we're saying.

452
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 2: No, he didn't understand. Well, you know what, they're in it.

453
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,760
Speaker 2: They're in it in a different way.

454
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 1: We get it.

455
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Speaker 2: But we're looking forward to the uh Sunday big time

456
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Speaker 2: with no jelly.

457
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,040
Speaker 3: Beans, babes. No, let me tell you right now.

458
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Speaker 1: If we come back and I know you have a

459
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 1: will to win, I do you have the mama mentality?

460
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:49,000
Speaker 1: If we come back on the next episode, we can't

461
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 1: lie to the fans. We can't sit here and say, yo,

462
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,439
Speaker 1: vander Pump happened the same night we recorded or the

463
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Speaker 1: first episode of Jersey. And after telling ourselves and telling

464
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 1: you guys, we're not gonna stuff our faces like dogs,

465
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 1: like hungry dogs.

466
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 3: If we do that, we're gonna feel not good.

467
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 1: We need to make gains at inter Neet week because

468
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Speaker 1: if we do good into next week.

469
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we just need three days, Like I said,

470
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,919
Speaker 2: three days and once I get three days without sugar

471
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,479
Speaker 2: because it's every day for me, Sugar's every day. So

472
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,360
Speaker 2: I like, I just need three days to get out

473
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Speaker 2: of my system and I'll be good.

474
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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know this is all being documented now,

475
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Speaker 1: So if we have to come back with our heads down.

476
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Speaker 2: I know, babe, come on, just like that.

477
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Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like a champion though.

478
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:45,120
Speaker 1: Ray, Let's go team. You're listening to Rappaport's reality. We'll

479
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:46,000
Speaker 1: be right back.

480
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 3: Let's move on.

481
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 1: Let's let's move out of Jellybean's move out of Jersey.

482
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Speaker 1: What is happening with Dree You told me the other day.

483
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 1: Something's happening with They're threatening to make Derete a friend

484
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Speaker 1: to kill.

485
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Speaker 2: Because is apparently not sharing everything about her relationship with

486
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Speaker 2: p K, and if she doesn't, they're threatening to her

487
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 2: to make her just a friend because p K apparently

488
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Speaker 2: or allegedly is staying at a hotel.

489
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Speaker 1: That makes me sad. Me too, It makes me sad

490
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Speaker 1: that they're breaking up or potentially breaking up.

491
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Speaker 3: It makes me sad.

492
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Speaker 1: I'd never like to see the housewives and the house

493
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Speaker 1: husbands have any problems, especially when there's kids involved, and

494
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Speaker 1: the fact that they're threatening.

495
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Speaker 3: Now this is all online rumors, but usually these online

496
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Speaker 3: rumors when the houses.

497
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Speaker 2: They have some degree of truth. You know, if she's

498
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Speaker 2: not sharing her whole life listen, then they're like, got

499
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Speaker 2: to bring it. But Kyle then them didn't share everything.

500
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,640
Speaker 2: Kyle didn't, that's right. And she didn't say everything about

501
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Speaker 2: her relationship with Morgan until the end. And really we

502
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 2: don't know. They're supposedly just friends, but I.

503
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Speaker 1: Think no, they're not just friends.

504
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 2: No, they can't just be friends.

505
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 3: They're not just friends. Well we need listen.

506
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Speaker 1: They can't be dropping like flies left and right, and

507
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: unless you bring it back. Lisa Renna and Lisa Rinn.

508
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 1: I saw her on the Red carpet with her and

509
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Speaker 1: her daughters. I mean, I don't know who was more

510
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: excited to be fit, Like Lisa Renna was literally like

511
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 1: having a fucking spaz out attack being videotaped and shot

512
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Speaker 1: on the red carpet for some event with two of

513
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Speaker 1: her model doors.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I would be that.

515
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Speaker 2: That's kind of fun though, to be with your kids

516
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Speaker 2: all at the same time.

517
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Speaker 1: But they were all like it was just the video

518
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: was but the kids are I mean, it's listen. Both

519
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: of her kids are hot, young supermodels. I really would

520
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: love Lisa Renna to come back me too, because she's

521
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Speaker 1: she brings it, she's buck wild.

522
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Speaker 2: Speaking of Red Carpet, Rihanna was talking about The Valley

523
00:23:55,400 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 2: and makes sense because the last episode was really bring it,

524
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 2: and I think we have to double back and say, Okay,

525
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 2: this is what we were looking for from the Valley.

526
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 1: I needed some fucking I needed some noise yep, and

527
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 1: they brought it. Jack's Kristen Doty. They can't do everything, Nope,

528
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: And that last episode of The Valley ended. I don't

529
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: know how many episodes this season's gonna have, but that

530
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: last episode with the big blow up, Jesse went nuts.

531
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: Jesse went nuts. Dodi's husband or Dotie's husband, she wishes

532
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: Dodi's boyfriend and him looked like they were getting into beef.

533
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: Jesse was like, yo, what's good?

534
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: And Jack's was there and the wife. It was the

535
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:46,479
Speaker 2: drama that we neededically now we're talking. Now we're talking,

536
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 2: we're in the we're cooking, we're cooking with gas.

537
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: Yes, because because we were at the point.

538
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 2: Where it was like we were like a snoozefest.

539
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 3: Should we be watching this?

540
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

541
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 3: Is this at our standards?

542
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm not going to just watch to watch like I'll

543
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: watch to watch until I don't need to watch anymore. Yeah,

544
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: you know, because as little as I am emotionally invested

545
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: in like Summerhouse, I'm entertained. As little as I'm emotionally

546
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: invested in Martha's Vineyard, I'm entertained.

547
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 3: They're entertaining and they're.

548
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 2: Likable, right, all of them are likable.

549
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: Now, if this valley wants to be a ship show, cool,

550
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: but you got to pick make it and let's go.

551
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 2: You're right, you're saying the truth, babe, you're saying the truth.

552
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 1: So right now the valley is back to you know too.

553
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: You know, a palm trees up because the kind of

554
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 1: trees they have in the valley.

555
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah that California has palm trees.

556
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But isn't there a specific kind of tree

557
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 1: they have in the valley.

558
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Santa Monica. They're kind of everywhere. There's some in

559
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,439
Speaker 2: Beverly Hill. There's a palm trees that's kind of a

560
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 2: California tree. Yeah that's not not native, but they brought

561
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Speaker 2: them from Florida.

562
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: That's the California tree. Yeah, what are you feeling about

563
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 1: the valley? Are you in the same Are you in

564
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: the same PAGEO.

565
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 2: I'm in the same page. I felt the same way

566
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 2: watching I said, here we Go. I like the ending

567
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 2: where that the one two three fourth wall gets broken,

568
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: right when when she's like, you don't want me to

569
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: go there? You know, and they when somebody says, basically,

570
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 2: you don't want me to tell all the shit? You know.

571
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 2: I like it the show. I'm gonna take I'm about

572
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 2: to take it beyond the show. I really like it.

573
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: Let's see what what goes on tonight.

574
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: I just had a fantasy. We talked on this podcast.

575
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: I talked on the Iron Wrapperport serial podcast about being

576
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: unfollowed by Rihanna.

577
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I was devastated for you.

578
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 3: I just had a fantasy. What do you think about

579
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 3: a double date?

580
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: Because if Rihanna's watching Housewives asap, Rocky is certainly watching

581
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 1: them because she's all in it.

582
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's all in it. She even said, and that

583
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 2: she said, and by this point, Andy should pay me.

584
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 2: Do you say that?

585
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

586
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 2: Does that means she watches all of the shows? Because

587
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: she said to the person. You should start just on

588
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: any of the shows, like start anywhere she was. She said,

589
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 2: vander Pump started at the very beginning and just just play. Yeah,

590
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 2: that's that's where we're at. That's where we feel like

591
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 2: you should reach out to her and just be like, listen,

592
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: me and you both we just have affinity for reality shows.

593
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: DM her and be like, I'm sorry, re read.

594
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is political views aside.

595
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and I have affinity for reality and

596
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: I would.

597
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: Like to offer a double date with jelly beans or

598
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: without jelly beans to you and asap Rocky to watch

599
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: a show of your choice, or to discuss a show of.

600
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: Yourn and discuss the show of your choice.

601
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: We that would be sick if we got Rihanna on

602
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: the podcasts and we're like, we're not talking music, we're

603
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: not talking career, we're not talking gossip. We're not talking

604
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: about your relationship. We're only talking housewives, we're only talking

605
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: vander Pump, We're only talking reality TV. That would be fun.

606
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 2: I think we can bring the world together if we

607
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: did that.

608
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 1: Shit.

609
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 2: I don't know why she followed you. It's really sad.

610
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 2: It's part of what's giving me a little.

611
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 1: It's fine, It's fine. We'll get her back. I'm telling you,

612
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,679
Speaker 1: we will get Rihanna back on.

613
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, she's her. I gave you as a

614
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: hall pass, like I know, this is terrible.

615
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 1: I know, and I love Asap Brocky. I went to

616
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: school with his uncles or cousins or some shit like that.

617
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: I know what we have to fix that. You have

618
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: to make that right.

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00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: We have to make it right. We've got to figure

620
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: out why it happened for.

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00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 3: We don't need to ask questions. We just have to

622
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 3: make it right.

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00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 2: Let's see if we can make that.

624
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: Because if we ask questions, it goes too deep in

625
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: the nation show, and we don't want a deep relationship.

626
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: We only want to talk reality. We don't want to

627
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 1: talk gossip. We don't want to talk about when your

628
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: next album's coming out. No, I don't give a fuck

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00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: when your next records coming out?

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00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 2: To me? Do you feel re read about the Valley?

631
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: How do you feel about this season of vander pump

632
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: Rules post scandal? How hype do you re read for

633
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: New Jersey to be airing this weekend? Do you in

634
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: Asap Rocky stuff your fucking faces.

635
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: With jelly beans or what said sugar? Do you eat

636
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 2: during reality TV shows?

637
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 3: You're just smoking blunts? Like what? And where are the

638
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 3: kids are?

639
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: In a different way with them and in a real

640
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: time you watch it during the daytime.

641
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,959
Speaker 2: Like all this, how do you view your watching?

642
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 3: So break the fucking internet?

643
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, the Rappaports and re re the Rappaport's

644
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: re re and asap, Rocky, that.

645
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 3: Would be fucking sick.

646
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 2: I would love that.

647
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: All right, we're putting it out to what's my name?

648
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, wiggedy, what's my name? It would be fantastic anyway, babe.

649
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: All right, well we made our goals personally. We have

650
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: our shows this week that we're excited about. We have

651
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: our new jersey.

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00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're looking forward to uh Arianna's boyfriend coming into

653
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: the next episode.

654
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 3: Do you think she's still with that boyfriend?

655
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, she still with him, right, sure, yeah, I

656
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 2: think she really likes him.

657
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I wish her luck. I wish them

658
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 3: all luck, and I wish everybody else luck.

659
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: And like I said, the Rappaports reality feed will be

660
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Speaker 1: up asap.

661
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 3: If you have a question, you have a concern.

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00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: Uh DM me DM Rappaports Reality. Follow us on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: rap Aports Reality, Michael.

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Speaker 3: And we're done.

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Speaker 1: Tell a friend to tell a friend about the Rappaport's

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