Speaker 1: Second date of date Brook, You ever feel like you
Speaker 1: married way out of your league, Like your husband is
Speaker 1: in the majors and you're still playing little league t ball?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that how you feel? No, I
Speaker 1: don't feel that way. We are on the same level,
Speaker 1: but I think he is amazing. Oh, you're both t ball,
Speaker 1: you're both at coach pitch your husband. Your husband is
Speaker 1: listening to this show right now. You don't want to
Speaker 1: use the opportunity to compliment him by saying he married down.
Speaker 1: That is not a compliment, Jeffrey, You do not know
Speaker 1: how to woo a man. Sorry, Michael Wheel, Yeah, why'd
Speaker 1: you choose me? That's when jeff he appreciates that. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying. It can be a little bit intimidating when
Speaker 1: you feel like you're dating up, but sometimes that gives
Speaker 1: you the chance to rise up to the challenge and
Speaker 1: find that smooth talking casanova that's been hiding deep inside
Speaker 1: you this whole time. There it is, You're on same level.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, my friend. Unfortunately that didn't happen
Speaker 1: for a listener, Grant, he fell short, which is why
Speaker 1: he's on for a second date. Update. Now he really
Speaker 1: like the backhand at home events are strong today. Let's
Speaker 1: see how he feels. Grant, Welcome to the show. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. I say that. Now you can
Speaker 1: hang up. Let's hear the story that you about your date.
Speaker 1: Who did you go out with? Well? I met this
Speaker 1: girl Ashley online? Okay, okay, And have you been doing
Speaker 1: a lot of dating lately? You know, I've been trying
Speaker 1: at the dating apps. I've gone on a couple of
Speaker 1: first dates, but I haven't really found anyone I connected
Speaker 1: with until this girl. Oh, until this girl. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just going out with everyone swipes right, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: A lot of ugos swipes right on me, but I
Speaker 1: was quite back on them. Well, I were still using
Speaker 1: that term, to be honest. It's it's hard being everybody's type.
Speaker 1: I know what that's like. Yeah, everybody wants you, but
Speaker 1: not everybody can have right. So, I mean, Ashley is
Speaker 1: like everything that you are looking for, essentially, is what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Yeah, she's in a different league than the
Speaker 1: other girls. Okay, I think we all know what you mean.
Speaker 1: Real A little bit intimidated by that, a little bit, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean on her profile, she had a few of
Speaker 1: these like really high class pictures, like one she was
Speaker 1: on a yacht in a beautiful draft. Another she looked
Speaker 1: like she was in one of those owners boxes at
Speaker 1: a sports game. And I feel like those are purposely
Speaker 1: put there to say, this is what I expect upper
Speaker 1: crust of society. She's either a real classy girl or
Speaker 1: really good with photo shots. So how do you step
Speaker 1: how do you step up to the plate with a
Speaker 1: girl like that? Well, you know, I wanted to show
Speaker 1: her that I am also so worthy. I'm in that
Speaker 1: same league. You know, I am just as much a cat. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Brooke is yawning while you're telling your story, So you
Speaker 1: got to get to the interesting part. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I figured a really nice steak restaurant. Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 1: paid for her uber. She accepted that. Well that's really nice.
Speaker 1: I never thought about somebody doing that before. They don't
Speaker 1: do that. Oh yeah, yeah, like paid for an uber
Speaker 1: to come get you. I mean I could see on
Speaker 1: the way home after you some of her. You need
Speaker 1: to change your dating profile picks Alexis. Okay, did she
Speaker 1: appreciate those gestures? She did? I mean she accepted it
Speaker 1: and she thanks me, which was nice. Okay, so, I mean,
Speaker 1: you've got to be nervous. What was it like when
Speaker 1: you first saw her? Well, I was nervous. She was
Speaker 1: really pretty. She was wearing this gorgeous dress. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what to say to her, and I told her
Speaker 1: straight out. I was like, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: say to you. You are really pretty. Oh is that
Speaker 1: a good line, Alexis? Would that work on you? I don't.
Speaker 1: I like the guys are like a little hard to get,
Speaker 1: not like that. You know, I have like insults more
Speaker 1: than that, unhealthy relationships. All right, Yeah, I think that's sweet.
Speaker 1: It's like awkward and earnest and people like that. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: How do I mean? How did it dinner go? After
Speaker 1: the disaster start? Dinner went fine. I paid for dinner,
Speaker 1: which I totally didn't mind during and then when I
Speaker 1: asked if she wanted to go grab dessert or do
Speaker 1: something afterwards, she said she couldn't. She had another appointment
Speaker 1: that night. Oh I got you another date? An appointment
Speaker 1: at night? Do you believe it doesn't feel like something
Speaker 1: else is going on? It's a weird thing to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't know what was going on. Did
Speaker 1: you offer to pay for her next what her date was,
Speaker 1: Maybe that would have been the gentlemanly thing to do.
Speaker 1: I mean women like that. Maybe she was on some
Speaker 1: helicopter ride around the city or something. I don't know
Speaker 1: what she was doing. Well, you should have handed her
Speaker 1: a blank check and be like, whatever it is, it's
Speaker 1: on me. I don't want to offend you here, but
Speaker 1: maybe a steakhouse and paying for the car is too
Speaker 1: boring for someone like her. Oh it's not classy enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you should have taken her like a gold mine.
Speaker 1: I'm just already too nice. I think you guys don't
Speaker 1: make too much pressure, Like I think that she just
Speaker 1: is dating a ton had another date that night. She
Speaker 1: said thank you, like someone who would just mindlessly do that,
Speaker 1: like would expect it wouldn't probably even say thank you,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? She seemed very nice. You know,
Speaker 1: very few people like that are genuine on those apps.
Speaker 1: So she's seemed pretty genuine then, Or do you feel like,
Speaker 1: looking back on the night, there was any mistakes that
Speaker 1: you made or something that would have scared her off. Now,
Speaker 1: I honestly I think I was kind of perfect. Oh oh, well,
Speaker 1: that is quite the bold statement. Circus you're on the
Speaker 1: phone with us. Yeah, well, that's why I'm on the
Speaker 1: phone with you, guys. I don't know what the issue was.
Speaker 1: I like the confidence you. Let's call Ashley in just
Speaker 1: a second here and ask her why would you turn
Speaker 1: down mister perfect. Yeah, we're gonna do it with your
Speaker 1: second date update right after this. Hold on second, we're
Speaker 1: in the middle of a second date update with Grant,
Speaker 1: who isn't really a man of words. He's a man
Speaker 1: of action. Yeah. Well, I mean it's good to be
Speaker 1: one because I neither. I'm just a man. But he's
Speaker 1: a man of action. That's why he paid for everything
Speaker 1: at the steakhouse. With his date with Ashley. He even
Speaker 1: covered her uber coss and complimented her appearance by saying,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say because you're so gush,
Speaker 1: darn beauty full it makes my mouth not work. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is kind of you know, Jose whispers that to
Speaker 1: me every single It doesn't. But Grant, we never really
Speaker 1: asked you about your dinner conversation while you sat down
Speaker 1: with Ashley. What what did you guys talk about? We
Speaker 1: just talked about different kinds of things, you know, like
Speaker 1: things are experiences, we both had trying to impress her
Speaker 1: with my bougee life. Do you really have about aren't
Speaker 1: you just making this all up? Like you talked about things.
Speaker 1: I just can't get any fancier than that. I mean,
Speaker 1: she may not be calling you back because you just
Speaker 1: weren't yourself Like, yes, I mean you can't fake all
Speaker 1: of this. I was just spicing up things I actually
Speaker 1: do and making them sound a little bit more exciting
Speaker 1: and extravagance. Okay, And for your information, I do have
Speaker 1: a piece of furniture. Yeah, it's a footstool from Neiman Marcus.
Speaker 1: You talked about woman ready to leave my husband. Right now,
Speaker 1: I think we've heard enough from mister perfect date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just need to call Ashley and see why she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back. I'm gonna dial it right now.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, is this Ashley? This is Ashley?
Speaker 1: Who's well if you couldn't tell, it's the Jeffrey from
Speaker 1: the Brook and Jeffrey in the morning radio show Morning
Speaker 1: in a Morning, Yeah, you can't recognize. Like once and
Speaker 1: it goes to what is this about? Yeah? There it
Speaker 1: is every always Okay, never mind. We I am lowly
Speaker 1: jeff and we do a very questionable segment on our show,
Speaker 1: trying to help out our listeners in the dating pool. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you were swimming in the same pool as one of
Speaker 1: our listeners named Grant. You had to look down and
Speaker 1: read his name for well, I know him as mister Perfect,
Speaker 1: so I forgot his real name. Nice. Wait, so you
Speaker 1: you talked to Grant about our date mister Perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about the date. It's weird that he would
Speaker 1: talk to you about that. What was your first impression
Speaker 1: of Grant? Well, I well, first impression looked good, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's a little strange. You're intimidated by
Speaker 1: his perfection? Is that what it is? Wow? I don't
Speaker 1: want someone perfect, but like someone that can at least conversation,
Speaker 1: you know. Okay, so you know you weren't enjoying the
Speaker 1: conversation with Grant. No, Well, he would do the thing
Speaker 1: where like would be talking and like he would just
Speaker 1: go silent, like I didn't really understand. Yeah. Well, he
Speaker 1: mentioned that you were really beautiful, and he wasn't sure
Speaker 1: how to accurately describe your beauty, so he was at
Speaker 1: a loss for words in the middle of a conversation.
Speaker 1: Is at a loss for words? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: It happens sometimes you catch a glimpse of somebody gorgeous
Speaker 1: and it takes the words right out of your mouth.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I haven't talked in thirty seconds?
Speaker 1: I keep looking at Jail and did it feel like
Speaker 1: he was nervous and that's why he was struggling a
Speaker 1: little bit? No, just he would go quiet, like he's like,
Speaker 1: there's a really weird moment where like it got really
Speaker 1: awkward and we were just we were just staring at
Speaker 1: each other. Oh my god, I could feel that doesn't
Speaker 1: it doesn't like I don't know. He he pulls on
Speaker 1: his phone and goes, I have to double took my
Speaker 1: bank and then he like huh, styles the number and
Speaker 1: then there's like a lobot voice and you can hear
Speaker 1: it you put it on speaker. It seemed like he
Speaker 1: did it on purpose and aunt yeah, and then like
Speaker 1: it was it was a lot of money. I don't know,
Speaker 1: sometime it would it would impress me, but like this
Speaker 1: really loud lobot echo throughout the restaurant and it was like,
Speaker 1: your current balance is something like fifty seven thousand dollars
Speaker 1: or something that sounds like a good thing. It sounds
Speaker 1: like she's not into him for money. Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He was acting like he's trying really hard to pick
Speaker 1: it off speaker, but it didn't look like he was
Speaker 1: trying that hard. Where's the butt? I can't find it?
Speaker 1: I turned the volume up. Well, actually he didn't tell
Speaker 1: us about any of that stuff with the bank and
Speaker 1: the voice. Um, and you know, maybe technology. You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy right now. Sometimes it's hard to figure out,
Speaker 1: isn't that right, Brook? Like like phone calls to figure out.
Speaker 1: I don't like because Grant's actually on the other line
Speaker 1: right now. And if I could figure out the stupid phone,
Speaker 1: I could talk to each other. Which button is it? Yeah? Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Wait wait he's on the phone right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah I'm on the phone. I'm a
Speaker 1: little taking a back by what I'm hearing though. Were
Speaker 1: we even on the same date? What did you not
Speaker 1: do that, Grant? Did you not call the bank? Okay,
Speaker 1: that was taken a little bit out of context. Like
Speaker 1: the bank called what contacts? Like the bank called me
Speaker 1: and I tell you your total? I you know, I tried.
Speaker 1: I tried to turn off the phone and I put
Speaker 1: it on speaker phound by accident, you know, like you
Speaker 1: were putting the volume upon. I couldn't figure out how
Speaker 1: to hang it up, so I was, you know, I
Speaker 1: was looking volume up to try and turn it off.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Whenever they took the home button off
Speaker 1: the iPhone, I've been completely lost. You don't know how
Speaker 1: many times I emergency dial Gant. She's telling me the
Speaker 1: best thing ever. She's like, hey, I didn't care what
Speaker 1: was in your bank account, Like why didn't you just
Speaker 1: own up to what you did? You know when it
Speaker 1: was announced, you know, not that I meant for it
Speaker 1: to be at all, But when it was announced, people
Speaker 1: looked kind of kind of intrigued. They're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: here's a lot of money. Is guy's a baller? I
Speaker 1: am a baller. So and you say people were intrigued, Ashley,
Speaker 1: were you one of those people? No, you look ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you were trying. I do, Grant, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you have to be honest with Ashley and
Speaker 1: with all of us. Did you bring up the bank
Speaker 1: statement on purpose or was that really an accident? It's like, duh, Okay, fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of brought it up on purpose, But that's
Speaker 1: not that's irrelevant. That doesn't matter to the situation. Why
Speaker 1: what do you not have? Do you feel like you
Speaker 1: don't have enough to bring to the table unless it's money. Like,
Speaker 1: she liked you. She wanted to know who you are,
Speaker 1: not not how much money you have. You know, she
Speaker 1: just emanated this like glorious beauty and class, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to show I was in that range. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: think what it really comes down to is Grant really
Speaker 1: likes you and is really nervous and kind of intimidated
Speaker 1: by you, so he doesn't know what to say and
Speaker 1: may have transferred his entire savings into his checking just
Speaker 1: for you. Oh wait a minute, now, that's not completely true.
Speaker 1: He had to keep a ten dollar ballots in the
Speaker 1: savings to make sure that. Yeah, but uh oh man, Ashley,
Speaker 1: we would like to send you and Grant out on
Speaker 1: another date and you don't have to worry about money
Speaker 1: at all because we'll pay for it. Yeah. And if
Speaker 1: you're wondering, Ashley, what I'm gonna use that money on,
Speaker 1: I'm actually saving up for a porch right now. Pretty
Speaker 1: nice fun She does that she still don't get it,
Speaker 1: but jeff and I care. Yeah. Actually, if you don't
Speaker 1: say yes to this date, some people in this room
Speaker 1: are going to steal it. Fine. I mean he's gonna
Speaker 1: have zero money in the bank, but he'll be driving
Speaker 1: a nice car. What do you say? First of all,
Speaker 1: I wasn't wondering. Yeah, I don't know. You just don't
Speaker 1: seem to understand. So it's going to be enough for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I should repeat it's a really nice Porsche.
Speaker 1: Did the second time when you over Ashley? No? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could be on a porch with a bunch of
Speaker 1: gift cards that we give you. Yeah. No, I won't
Speaker 1: have any money for gas, but I guess who cares?
Speaker 1: You get some cute picks in it. Yeah, if you're
Speaker 1: driving around a porse like it doesn't matter how far
Speaker 1: you go, like you own a porch. That should be
Speaker 1: their new tagline on a train and Jeffrey in the Morning, Man,
Speaker 1: how sad of a world that we live in now,
Speaker 1: where if you're bad at dating, money can't even get
Speaker 1: you a second dick that you're just gonna say that
Speaker 1: everyone assumes that women want money, which isn't true. Jeffrey
Speaker 1: second art. They happened to the early two thousands, where
Speaker 1: money could buy you anything in anyone that you wanted. Now,
Speaker 1: my aunt Pat hasn't only fans account, so I can't
Speaker 1: even get her a decent haunt could gift anymore herself.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? You could subscribe to her channel,
Speaker 1: that'd be a nice gift. I can't even afford that.
Speaker 1: It's just it's sad that you can't buy people's love anymore.
Speaker 1: That's the true but depressing lesson that. At least I've learned.
Speaker 1: I think you're being sarcastic, but sometimes I wonder. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm yeah, I wonder too. I wonder are
Speaker 1: people getting too principled now? Or is everybody rich except me? Oh?
Speaker 1: Praul well questions. You know, Gas is definitely not as
Speaker 1: rich as you. Yeah, but you can also still buy
Speaker 1: my love. All right, Well, maybe there is hope out there.
Speaker 1: And if you want a little bit of hope, email
Speaker 1: the show. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.