Speaker 1: Second data dating. There's nothing wrong with bringing something along
Speaker 1: with you for a first date, depending on who you are.
Speaker 1: Could be like a small flask. Oh, could be a taser,
Speaker 1: but oh, you got to be safe, I guess, could
Speaker 1: be a blow up yoda doll for after hours pleasure.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking also for protection, because anyone would leave you
Speaker 1: alone if you brought that ye or you could also
Speaker 1: bring along a real life human being, because that's what
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Chavon, did, she brought a real
Speaker 1: person on her first date with her. You make it
Speaker 1: sound like an accessory, Jeffrey possible. Von, What's up? Were
Speaker 1: they out of inflatable yodas that day or what was
Speaker 1: the thinking there? Honestly, I hadn't even thought about going
Speaker 1: that route. Yeah, and I know it's beard, but I'm
Speaker 1: just getting into online dating and I'm just like trying
Speaker 1: to be super careful. So yeah, so make a note
Speaker 1: of inflatable yodas? Did I see? Who? Did you bring
Speaker 1: a friend a stranger? It's one of my good friends
Speaker 1: on In hindsight, maybe she wasn't like the best choice.
Speaker 1: I have definitely gone with a bodyguard instead. So before
Speaker 1: we get to the friend, can you tell us about
Speaker 1: the guy that you went out with. What's his deal? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was super cool, like not somebody I would normally
Speaker 1: go after. His name's Joel. Does that mean what was
Speaker 1: different about him? Because he's a bald guy and that's
Speaker 1: but I actually told him that And oh no, but
Speaker 1: it's what you told him online that you're not into
Speaker 1: bald dudes. Yeah, that I'm usually not. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to be like honest, you know, that's what we call
Speaker 1: Obviously he went out with. Are sometimes I swipe right
Speaker 1: on people just to tell them, no, you're not tight.
Speaker 1: What was his response when you said that to him? Well,
Speaker 1: that's what was so great is he was like, I
Speaker 1: make up for it. An other area is he said,
Speaker 1: my arm hit hair is three times longer than I mean,
Speaker 1: a joker. He's funny. Okay, it's funny to some people.
Speaker 1: I guess instant rejected. I mean he made me laugh
Speaker 1: and I figured that I would give it a try,
Speaker 1: so I said yes when he invited me to go
Speaker 1: get dinner with him. Okay, I was nervous though. That's
Speaker 1: the thing when you're new to this, like meeting someone,
Speaker 1: and I mean there's all kinds of like scary stories
Speaker 1: and as a guy, we're creepy. Okay, I share a location,
Speaker 1: I don't like bring a friend to the location of text. Well,
Speaker 1: and how didn't you chatted with this guy for long
Speaker 1: enough to feel somewhat safe? I know, but you just
Speaker 1: hear about like people getting catfish and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, he's bald, He's not gonna catfish.
Speaker 1: Maybe his under arm was a catfish situation and the
Speaker 1: length he said, But how did it go when you
Speaker 1: met up with him? Yeah? Well, I mean that's the thing. Like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I brought my friend like justice a security measure,
Speaker 1: and I did not tell him about it beforehand. Why
Speaker 1: would you not tell him? What was his reaction? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: so I showed up early and I was like talking
Speaker 1: with her at the bar, but I didn't see that
Speaker 1: he was already there. So he came over and he
Speaker 1: said hi, and I introduced him to my friend, Saltine. Saltine.
Speaker 1: Did you say Saltine like the Cracker? Yeah? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a real name or is that a nickname? That's her
Speaker 1: real name. If you see an extra woman there, I
Speaker 1: would have been like, oh, is this some other situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was curious, is Saltine hot? Is it possible that
Speaker 1: she distracted? She's very white? Yeah, I mean she's really cute.
Speaker 1: And Joel was really polite about it. I think he
Speaker 1: was definitely surprised by He was just kind of going
Speaker 1: along with it. Okay, Okay, So you and Joel and
Speaker 1: Saltine all sat down together for dinner. Well, we had
Speaker 1: a drink at the bar, and then the host came
Speaker 1: to tell us that our table was ready, and he
Speaker 1: asked if we could get another chair. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: had said nos, like I wanted to eat with him alone,
Speaker 1: and Paltine could just stay at the bar. She's gonna
Speaker 1: sit alone. Why wouldn't she just go home at that point?
Speaker 1: I mean she's like really outgoing, you know, because I
Speaker 1: mean she makes friends, like everywhere we go. She's like
Speaker 1: very talkative, and I don't know she was already there. Okay, great.
Speaker 1: I think most people will be like, sure, I'll just
Speaker 1: stay here, have another drink, have some food. She'll keep
Speaker 1: an eye on you from a distance while you and
Speaker 1: Joel have a good time. How was the one on
Speaker 1: one time with Joel? So it was really nice, But
Speaker 1: she came over to like check on us, which was
Speaker 1: not part of the deal at all. I did not,
Speaker 1: so why was that so bad? Though? I mean, like
Speaker 1: everybody already knows he checked on them. Brooke, she's probably
Speaker 1: lonely though sitting over there is that when Joel's like
Speaker 1: mood changed, I mean she like went back to the bar,
Speaker 1: but then she was texting me like, hey, we need
Speaker 1: to leave now. And he handled it well. But then
Speaker 1: after the date, I sent him a message and I
Speaker 1: told him that I wanted to hang out again, and
Speaker 1: I got no reply, And I feel like I came
Speaker 1: across as such a weirdo. You know you did well,
Speaker 1: you brought your friend. Yeah, So I don't know what
Speaker 1: the reason is exactly, but like it's been a little
Speaker 1: while now and I've jumped back into dating pool and
Speaker 1: I've gone out with different guys, but no one is
Speaker 1: as cool as he was, and I really liked him,
Speaker 1: so you couldn't find a better option. We're going to
Speaker 1: call him as we can do now. We can have
Speaker 1: Saltine on a third line. Now, I don't think so
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call
Speaker 1: Joel and try and get your second date. Update and
Speaker 1: then tomorrow we'll do an awkward Tuesday phone call with
Speaker 1: Saltine on the phone. Okay, I'm I'm just kidding. Let's
Speaker 1: do the second Dad update next second. Some strange names
Speaker 1: that we've heard on this show before include Latig Gray,
Speaker 1: you might remember had more than sixteen tiger tattoos on
Speaker 1: his body and was a huge tiger enthusiast. Which game
Speaker 1: first name or We also had a young lady named
Speaker 1: Elizabeth thur not Elizabeth Elizabeth Thirr with an er at
Speaker 1: the difficult one. It was interesting for when Brooke was
Speaker 1: trying to make a point saying now Elizabeth Elizabeth, I
Speaker 1: stuttered at the end, And now we have a new
Speaker 1: person on the phone. They're actually not on with us here,
Speaker 1: but she's a large part of the story. Yeah, her
Speaker 1: name is Saltine. Forget Saltine tagged along on the date
Speaker 1: with our listener Chavon, who was nervous about going on
Speaker 1: an online date for the very first time, and so
Speaker 1: while she was over at dinner with her date Joel,
Speaker 1: Saltine sat over it by the bar, just spying on
Speaker 1: them the entire time until she had enough and actually
Speaker 1: marched up to the table and embarrassed Chavon. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: now it's been almost a month in Chavon's hoping to
Speaker 1: get back again with Joel Chavan. Do you have any
Speaker 1: last words before we reach out to him. I know
Speaker 1: I messed up when I took Saltine, but I really
Speaker 1: like this guy, like he is like the best thing,
Speaker 1: especially to what I've been going out with Sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's awesome. Okay, okay, And it was all Saltine's fault.
Speaker 1: We'll just blame it on her. Yeah, that's true. If
Speaker 1: you can blame it on her and then you just
Speaker 1: say you're so awesome. I regret everything I think is
Speaker 1: an easy peas. Maybe there's a whole different reason though.
Speaker 1: Let's just call Le and see what he has to say.
Speaker 1: You ready, Oh, oh my god? All right, deep breath,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hey is this Joel? H Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hey Joel. My name is Jeff from a morning radio
Speaker 1: show that you may have heard of called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Uh. Yeah, I think I've heard
Speaker 1: of you guys. Thank you for the good review we've heard.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is we heard of you too. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: good things too about you, Joel. You heard it from
Speaker 1: somebody that you went out on a date with a
Speaker 1: little while ago, named Chavon. Oh you do, because she
Speaker 1: said like thirty days, like a month ago, that you
Speaker 1: guys went out. Yeah, it's been a punch. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: getting hints from the tone of your voice that it
Speaker 1: wasn't the best date for you, but we kind of
Speaker 1: knew that. Yeah, uh no it was not. Was it funny?
Speaker 1: You laughed? It's just so we went out to dinner
Speaker 1: like a month ago, and when I went out with her,
Speaker 1: she ended up bringing her friend. Yeah on the date.
Speaker 1: You remember her friend's name, yeah, Saltine. Yeah. I thought
Speaker 1: it was crazy because when we matched online, I thought
Speaker 1: her name was beautiful. I love the name Chavon. And
Speaker 1: then on the date she brings this friend named Saltine,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, this is the most absurd thing
Speaker 1: I've ever heard in my life. Chavan said that you
Speaker 1: seem to be really cool with it. You were able
Speaker 1: to basically roll with the evening, which is awesome. How
Speaker 1: did it go? I didn't want to be a about it.
Speaker 1: Weird having another person there, but next so I suggested,
Speaker 1: let's at a table for three, and Chavan just said
Speaker 1: she's gonna sit at the bar and watch us. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: immediately red flag somebody who's gonna watch us. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: not into that lifestyle, chaperon, Yeah, because I mean I
Speaker 1: I do enjoy watching sometimes, I'm just not into that
Speaker 1: voyeuristic lifestyle watching. On told us. But Chavan told us
Speaker 1: that Saltine is kind of like a fun type, like
Speaker 1: a outgoing social girl. Yeah, yeah, she she seemed pretty cool. Again,
Speaker 1: like I thought we would sit together, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: was sitting alone. Only laughed about twenty minutes because then
Speaker 1: Saltine is like stumbling over to the table. She's drunk.
Speaker 1: Clearly drunk is supposed to a lot of shots. She
Speaker 1: starts coming at me saying how I'm the unlucky one
Speaker 1: that I didn't match with her, that he's the fun
Speaker 1: one that is boring, while she totally like, no, Chavon
Speaker 1: had gone up to go to the bathroom, So you're
Speaker 1: with Saltine now she's the fun one. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: with Saltine. I'm not with any of them. And that
Speaker 1: sex for Chavan, she thinks she's bringing her most trusted
Speaker 1: friend with her to help her out, and she's like
Speaker 1: trying to steal her man look. Ten minutes later, Saltine
Speaker 1: is getting like carded out of the bar because she
Speaker 1: was getting kicked out but off and Van takes care
Speaker 1: of her. She orders her an uber to get her home.
Speaker 1: So we just decided to call it early and I
Speaker 1: drove her home. And I don't like to judge people
Speaker 1: off their friends, but like, yeah, this was a pretty
Speaker 1: big red flag. That's the worry. That's gonna be hard
Speaker 1: for her to hear. Yeah, actually she's already kind of
Speaker 1: heard that, Joel, because I didn't let you know this before.
Speaker 1: But Chavon has actually been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: this entire time. Wow, just spying in on the conversation
Speaker 1: like Saltine did. And now she wants to jump in
Speaker 1: and talk to you. Yeah, did you know that, Chavon? No, No,
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I had no idea Van. You
Speaker 1: know what, I don't have any idea about how did
Speaker 1: she get my number? What? What? Who got your number? Saltine? What?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? She's texting me apologizing about that night,
Speaker 1: saying how sorry she was like begging me to go
Speaker 1: back out with you so much that she offered me money. Hello,
Speaker 1: my gosh, she wants yo, your pamp. Is that what's
Speaker 1: going on? Oh my gosh, she sounds like she's a
Speaker 1: stable person. I don't even really know what to say.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm imagining that she probably got your number
Speaker 1: through my phone. Yeah, I obviously didn't give it to her.
Speaker 1: And this is not a representation of how I am
Speaker 1: as a person at all. Like I had no idea
Speaker 1: that she would backstab me like this. And yeah, talking
Speaker 1: her half about her when she was in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: that was totally backstating. What about the part where she
Speaker 1: tried to fix the relationship was like, you should go
Speaker 1: out of friend. It's not okay that she did that.
Speaker 1: She should have stayed out of it, Like she made
Speaker 1: enough of a mess. Yeah, when she came over to
Speaker 1: the table, like maybe I would have had a chance
Speaker 1: had she not been such a creep and then sold
Speaker 1: her number out of my phone trying to pay you
Speaker 1: to go out with me like that? Right, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know that she asked me out No wait, via text
Speaker 1: her when when she was drunk at the bar, she
Speaker 1: texted me like last week asking if I'd be her
Speaker 1: date to some like dental hygienis ball. Oh she is
Speaker 1: I mean, she's wild and crazy and like I've seen
Speaker 1: her do some shady stuff, but like, I never thought
Speaker 1: she would do something like this to me. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: trusted her, and I bet you've been talking to her
Speaker 1: about how much you've been thinking about Joel and about
Speaker 1: how you wish you could go out with him again.
Speaker 1: Like that is hard to here, Let's not fight, let's
Speaker 1: just see. Yeah, I think to me, it sounds like
Speaker 1: Chevan is on the brink of cutting Saltine out of
Speaker 1: her life permanently, which may not be bad. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: with Oh my god, I don't know if that's true, Savon,
Speaker 1: but if it is, Joel, now that Saltine is out
Speaker 1: of the picture, would you be willing to go out
Speaker 1: with Chavon just by herself. She's the stable one, the
Speaker 1: boring one. Yeah, Nico, right now, sorry a boring glue
Speaker 1: free dates and we'll pay for it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, they're best friends. It's hard to just like
Speaker 1: best friends best friends, not my best friend. Like I know,
Speaker 1: I know I messed up. I know that it was
Speaker 1: super weird and creepy what I did. I was nervous
Speaker 1: because it was my first time online dating, but I
Speaker 1: really like you, and I would just appreciate just one
Speaker 1: more chance. Please, I swear to God, Sualtine's not gonna
Speaker 1: be there. She's not gonna be anywhere near me ever. Again, honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm not crazy like her, and I would just really
Speaker 1: like I just lost my best friend. Like, please, let
Speaker 1: this be some sort of like consolation prize, Joel. Saltine
Speaker 1: will not be anywhere on your date, but she will
Speaker 1: still be tracking your phone in But I say, give
Speaker 1: Chavon one more chance to say yes to that, Joel.
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey in the morning, I am
Speaker 1: just wondering, how in the world do we get Saltine
Speaker 1: to call us first date update? That's all you want.
Speaker 1: You know that she's mad after Joel blew her off
Speaker 1: for the dental hygienaus balls. Terrible friend. She's not a
Speaker 1: good person. Okay, she's perfect for a show, exactly the
Speaker 1: type of person Radio needs. I'm trying to marry, Jose.
Speaker 1: I want to set you up on a date with Saltine.
Speaker 1: She's got a big mouth, in loose morals, perfect, I
Speaker 1: mean what I need, and she changes her apparently opinion
Speaker 1: and attitude every thirty minute. Now if she just no standards, yeah,
Speaker 1: perfect and some sort of plastic surgery. I think I
Speaker 1: will not rest until Saltine appears on this show. I mean,
Speaker 1: she could be jose Cinderella. Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. But yeah, you know that that
Speaker 1: kind of bums me out. I guess I am happy
Speaker 1: that we got a second date for our listening, so
Speaker 1: excited for them. I wanted an update for them. I
Speaker 1: think they're going to be cute for sure. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: if you ever want to get a second date update,
Speaker 1: or you have a weird friend that ruined one of
Speaker 1: your dates emailed a show, we'll call the person who
Speaker 1: wasn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,