WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Salty Saltine

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<v Speaker 1>Second data dating. There's nothing wrong with bringing something along

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<v Speaker 1>with you for a first date, depending on who you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be like a small flask. Oh, could be a taser,

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<v Speaker 1>but oh, you got to be safe, I guess, could

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<v Speaker 1>be a blow up yoda doll for after hours pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking also for protection, because anyone would leave you

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<v Speaker 1>alone if you brought that ye or you could also

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<v Speaker 1>bring along a real life human being, because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners, Chavon, did, she brought a real

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<v Speaker 1>person on her first date with her. You make it

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<v Speaker 1>sound like an accessory, Jeffrey possible. Von, What's up? Were

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<v Speaker 1>they out of inflatable yodas that day or what was

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<v Speaker 1>the thinking there? Honestly, I hadn't even thought about going

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<v Speaker 1>that route. Yeah, and I know it's beard, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just getting into online dating and I'm just like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be super careful. So yeah, so make a note

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<v Speaker 1>of inflatable yodas? Did I see? Who? Did you bring

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<v Speaker 1>a friend a stranger? It's one of my good friends

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<v Speaker 1>on In hindsight, maybe she wasn't like the best choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I have definitely gone with a bodyguard instead. So before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to the friend, can you tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>the guy that you went out with. What's his deal? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He was super cool, like not somebody I would normally

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<v Speaker 1>go after. His name's Joel. Does that mean what was

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<v Speaker 1>different about him? Because he's a bald guy and that's

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<v Speaker 1>but I actually told him that And oh no, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's what you told him online that you're not into

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<v Speaker 1>bald dudes. Yeah, that I'm usually not. I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be like honest, you know, that's what we call

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously he went out with. Are sometimes I swipe right

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<v Speaker 1>on people just to tell them, no, you're not tight.

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<v Speaker 1>What was his response when you said that to him? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what was so great is he was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>make up for it. An other area is he said,

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<v Speaker 1>my arm hit hair is three times longer than I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>a joker. He's funny. Okay, it's funny to some people.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess instant rejected. I mean he made me laugh

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<v Speaker 1>and I figured that I would give it a try,

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<v Speaker 1>so I said yes when he invited me to go

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<v Speaker 1>get dinner with him. Okay, I was nervous though. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing when you're new to this, like meeting someone,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean there's all kinds of like scary stories

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<v Speaker 1>and as a guy, we're creepy. Okay, I share a location,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like bring a friend to the location of text. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and how didn't you chatted with this guy for long

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<v Speaker 1>enough to feel somewhat safe? I know, but you just

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<v Speaker 1>hear about like people getting catfish and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, dude, he's bald, He's not gonna catfish.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe his under arm was a catfish situation and the

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<v Speaker 1>length he said, But how did it go when you

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<v Speaker 1>met up with him? Yeah? Well, I mean that's the thing. Like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I brought my friend like justice a security measure,

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<v Speaker 1>and I did not tell him about it beforehand. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you not tell him? What was his reaction? Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I showed up early and I was like talking

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<v Speaker 1>with her at the bar, but I didn't see that

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<v Speaker 1>he was already there. So he came over and he

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<v Speaker 1>said hi, and I introduced him to my friend, Saltine. Saltine.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say Saltine like the Cracker? Yeah? Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a real name or is that a nickname? That's her

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<v Speaker 1>real name. If you see an extra woman there, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been like, oh, is this some other situation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was curious, is Saltine hot? Is it possible that

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<v Speaker 1>she distracted? She's very white? Yeah, I mean she's really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>And Joel was really polite about it. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>was definitely surprised by He was just kind of going

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<v Speaker 1>along with it. Okay, Okay, So you and Joel and

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<v Speaker 1>Saltine all sat down together for dinner. Well, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a drink at the bar, and then the host came

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<v Speaker 1>to tell us that our table was ready, and he

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<v Speaker 1>asked if we could get another chair. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>had said nos, like I wanted to eat with him alone,

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<v Speaker 1>and Paltine could just stay at the bar. She's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sit alone. Why wouldn't she just go home at that point?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she's like really outgoing, you know, because I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she makes friends, like everywhere we go. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>very talkative, and I don't know she was already there. Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 1>I think most people will be like, sure, I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>stay here, have another drink, have some food. She'll keep

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<v Speaker 1>an eye on you from a distance while you and

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<v Speaker 1>Joel have a good time. How was the one on

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<v Speaker 1>one time with Joel? So it was really nice, But

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<v Speaker 1>she came over to like check on us, which was

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<v Speaker 1>not part of the deal at all. I did not,

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<v Speaker 1>so why was that so bad? Though? I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>everybody already knows he checked on them. Brooke, she's probably

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<v Speaker 1>lonely though sitting over there is that when Joel's like

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<v Speaker 1>mood changed, I mean she like went back to the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>but then she was texting me like, hey, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to leave now. And he handled it well. But then

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<v Speaker 1>after the date, I sent him a message and I

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<v Speaker 1>told him that I wanted to hang out again, and

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<v Speaker 1>I got no reply, And I feel like I came

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<v Speaker 1>across as such a weirdo. You know you did well,

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<v Speaker 1>you brought your friend. Yeah, So I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>the reason is exactly, but like it's been a little

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<v Speaker 1>while now and I've jumped back into dating pool and

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone out with different guys, but no one is

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<v Speaker 1>as cool as he was, and I really liked him,

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<v Speaker 1>so you couldn't find a better option. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>call him as we can do now. We can have

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<v Speaker 1>Saltine on a third line. Now, I don't think so

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call

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<v Speaker 1>Joel and try and get your second date. Update and

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<v Speaker 1>then tomorrow we'll do an awkward Tuesday phone call with

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<v Speaker 1>Saltine on the phone. Okay, I'm I'm just kidding. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do the second Dad update next second. Some strange names

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<v Speaker 1>that we've heard on this show before include Latig Gray,

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<v Speaker 1>you might remember had more than sixteen tiger tattoos on

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<v Speaker 1>his body and was a huge tiger enthusiast. Which game

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<v Speaker 1>first name or We also had a young lady named

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth thur not Elizabeth Elizabeth Thirr with an er at

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<v Speaker 1>the difficult one. It was interesting for when Brooke was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make a point saying now Elizabeth Elizabeth, I

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<v Speaker 1>stuttered at the end, And now we have a new

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<v Speaker 1>person on the phone. They're actually not on with us here,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's a large part of the story. Yeah, her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Saltine. Forget Saltine tagged along on the date

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<v Speaker 1>with our listener Chavon, who was nervous about going on

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<v Speaker 1>an online date for the very first time, and so

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<v Speaker 1>while she was over at dinner with her date Joel,

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<v Speaker 1>Saltine sat over it by the bar, just spying on

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<v Speaker 1>them the entire time until she had enough and actually

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<v Speaker 1>marched up to the table and embarrassed Chavon. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>now it's been almost a month in Chavon's hoping to

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<v Speaker 1>get back again with Joel Chavan. Do you have any

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<v Speaker 1>last words before we reach out to him. I know

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<v Speaker 1>I messed up when I took Saltine, but I really

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<v Speaker 1>like this guy, like he is like the best thing,

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<v Speaker 1>especially to what I've been going out with Sense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's awesome. Okay, okay, And it was all Saltine's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just blame it on her. Yeah, that's true. If

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<v Speaker 1>you can blame it on her and then you just

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<v Speaker 1>say you're so awesome. I regret everything I think is

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<v Speaker 1>an easy peas. Maybe there's a whole different reason though.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just call Le and see what he has to say.

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<v Speaker 1>You ready, Oh, oh my god? All right, deep breath,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello. Hey is this Joel? H Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Joel. My name is Jeff from a morning radio

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<v Speaker 1>show that you may have heard of called Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. Uh. Yeah, I think I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys. Thank you for the good review we've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>The funny thing is we heard of you too. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good things too about you, Joel. You heard it from

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that you went out on a date with a

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<v Speaker 1>little while ago, named Chavon. Oh you do, because she

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<v Speaker 1>said like thirty days, like a month ago, that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went out. Yeah, it's been a punch. Yeah, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>getting hints from the tone of your voice that it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the best date for you, but we kind of

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<v Speaker 1>knew that. Yeah, uh no it was not. Was it funny?

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<v Speaker 1>You laughed? It's just so we went out to dinner

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<v Speaker 1>like a month ago, and when I went out with her,

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<v Speaker 1>she ended up bringing her friend. Yeah on the date.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember her friend's name, yeah, Saltine. Yeah. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was crazy because when we matched online, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>her name was beautiful. I love the name Chavon. And

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<v Speaker 1>then on the date she brings this friend named Saltine,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just like, this is the most absurd thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever heard in my life. Chavan said that you

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<v Speaker 1>seem to be really cool with it. You were able

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<v Speaker 1>to basically roll with the evening, which is awesome. How

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<v Speaker 1>did it go? I didn't want to be a about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Weird having another person there, but next so I suggested,

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<v Speaker 1>let's at a table for three, and Chavan just said

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna sit at the bar and watch us. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>immediately red flag somebody who's gonna watch us. Okay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not into that lifestyle, chaperon, Yeah, because I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>I do enjoy watching sometimes, I'm just not into that

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<v Speaker 1>voyeuristic lifestyle watching. On told us. But Chavan told us

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<v Speaker 1>that Saltine is kind of like a fun type, like

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<v Speaker 1>a outgoing social girl. Yeah, yeah, she she seemed pretty cool. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>like I thought we would sit together, but yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was sitting alone. Only laughed about twenty minutes because then

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<v Speaker 1>Saltine is like stumbling over to the table. She's drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly drunk is supposed to a lot of shots. She

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<v Speaker 1>starts coming at me saying how I'm the unlucky one

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't match with her, that he's the fun

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<v Speaker 1>one that is boring, while she totally like, no, Chavon

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<v Speaker 1>had gone up to go to the bathroom, So you're

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<v Speaker 1>with Saltine now she's the fun one. No, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>with Saltine. I'm not with any of them. And that

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<v Speaker 1>sex for Chavan, she thinks she's bringing her most trusted

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<v Speaker 1>friend with her to help her out, and she's like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to steal her man look. Ten minutes later, Saltine

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<v Speaker 1>is getting like carded out of the bar because she

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<v Speaker 1>was getting kicked out but off and Van takes care

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<v Speaker 1>of her. She orders her an uber to get her home.

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<v Speaker 1>So we just decided to call it early and I

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<v Speaker 1>drove her home. And I don't like to judge people

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<v Speaker 1>off their friends, but like, yeah, this was a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>big red flag. That's the worry. That's gonna be hard

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<v Speaker 1>for her to hear. Yeah, actually she's already kind of

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<v Speaker 1>heard that, Joel, because I didn't let you know this before.

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<v Speaker 1>But Chavon has actually been on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>this entire time. Wow, just spying in on the conversation

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<v Speaker 1>like Saltine did. And now she wants to jump in

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<v Speaker 1>and talk to you. Yeah, did you know that, Chavon? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. I had no idea Van. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I don't have any idea about how did

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<v Speaker 1>she get my number? What? What? Who got your number? Saltine? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? She's texting me apologizing about that night,

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<v Speaker 1>saying how sorry she was like begging me to go

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<v Speaker 1>back out with you so much that she offered me money. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, she wants yo, your pamp. Is that what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? Oh my gosh, she sounds like she's a

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<v Speaker 1>stable person. I don't even really know what to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm imagining that she probably got your number

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<v Speaker 1>through my phone. Yeah, I obviously didn't give it to her.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is not a representation of how I am

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<v Speaker 1>as a person at all. Like I had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>that she would backstab me like this. And yeah, talking

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<v Speaker 1>her half about her when she was in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>that was totally backstating. What about the part where she

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<v Speaker 1>tried to fix the relationship was like, you should go

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<v Speaker 1>out of friend. It's not okay that she did that.

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<v Speaker 1>She should have stayed out of it, Like she made

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<v Speaker 1>enough of a mess. Yeah, when she came over to

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<v Speaker 1>the table, like maybe I would have had a chance

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<v Speaker 1>had she not been such a creep and then sold

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<v Speaker 1>her number out of my phone trying to pay you

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with me like that? Right, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that she asked me out No wait, via text

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<v Speaker 1>her when when she was drunk at the bar, she

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<v Speaker 1>texted me like last week asking if I'd be her

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<v Speaker 1>date to some like dental hygienis ball. Oh she is

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's wild and crazy and like I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>her do some shady stuff, but like, I never thought

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<v Speaker 1>she would do something like this to me. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>trusted her, and I bet you've been talking to her

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<v Speaker 1>about how much you've been thinking about Joel and about

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<v Speaker 1>how you wish you could go out with him again.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is hard to here, Let's not fight, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just see. Yeah, I think to me, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>Chevan is on the brink of cutting Saltine out of

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<v Speaker 1>her life permanently, which may not be bad. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>with Oh my god, I don't know if that's true, Savon,

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<v Speaker 1>but if it is, Joel, now that Saltine is out

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<v Speaker 1>of the picture, would you be willing to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Chavon just by herself. She's the stable one, the

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<v Speaker 1>boring one. Yeah, Nico, right now, sorry a boring glue

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<v Speaker 1>free dates and we'll pay for it. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they're best friends. It's hard to just like

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<v Speaker 1>best friends best friends, not my best friend. Like I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I messed up. I know that it was

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<v Speaker 1>super weird and creepy what I did. I was nervous

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<v Speaker 1>because it was my first time online dating, but I

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<v Speaker 1>really like you, and I would just appreciate just one

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<v Speaker 1>more chance. Please, I swear to God, Sualtine's not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be there. She's not gonna be anywhere near me ever. Again, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not crazy like her, and I would just really

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<v Speaker 1>like I just lost my best friend. Like, please, let

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<v Speaker 1>this be some sort of like consolation prize, Joel. Saltine

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<v Speaker 1>will not be anywhere on your date, but she will

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<v Speaker 1>still be tracking your phone in But I say, give

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<v Speaker 1>Chavon one more chance to say yes to that, Joel.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey in the morning, I am

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<v Speaker 1>just wondering, how in the world do we get Saltine

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<v Speaker 1>to call us first date update? That's all you want.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that she's mad after Joel blew her off

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<v Speaker 1>for the dental hygienaus balls. Terrible friend. She's not a

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<v Speaker 1>good person. Okay, she's perfect for a show, exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>type of person Radio needs. I'm trying to marry, Jose.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to set you up on a date with Saltine.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a big mouth, in loose morals, perfect, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean what I need, and she changes her apparently opinion

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<v Speaker 1>and attitude every thirty minute. Now if she just no standards, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>perfect and some sort of plastic surgery. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>will not rest until Saltine appears on this show. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she could be jose Cinderella. Is that what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm thinking. But yeah, you know that that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of bums me out. I guess I am happy

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<v Speaker 1>that we got a second date for our listening, so

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<v Speaker 1>excited for them. I wanted an update for them. I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're going to be cute for sure. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever want to get a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>or you have a weird friend that ruined one of

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<v Speaker 1>your dates emailed a show, we'll call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,