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Speaker 1: bring along a real life human being, because that's what

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Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Chavon, did, she brought a real

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Speaker 1: person on her first date with her. You make it

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Speaker 1: they out of inflatable yodas that day or what was

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Speaker 1: of inflatable yodas? Did I see? Who? Did you bring

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Speaker 1: on In hindsight, maybe she wasn't like the best choice.

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Speaker 1: the guy that you went out with. What's his deal? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He was super cool, like not somebody I would normally

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Speaker 1: Obviously he went out with. Are sometimes I swipe right

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Speaker 1: What was his response when you said that to him? Well,

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Speaker 1: and I mean there's all kinds of like scary stories

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Speaker 1: I don't like bring a friend to the location of text. Well,

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Speaker 1: hear about like people getting catfish and I was like,

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Speaker 1: Did you say Saltine like the Cracker? Yeah? Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: get back again with Joel Chavan. Do you have any

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Speaker 1: I messed up when I took Saltine, but I really

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Speaker 1: Let's just call Le and see what he has to say.

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Speaker 1: You ready, Oh, oh my god? All right, deep breath,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Hey is this Joel? H Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hey Joel. My name is Jeff from a morning radio

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Speaker 1: show that you may have heard of called Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Uh. Yeah, I think I've heard

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Speaker 1: of you guys. Thank you for the good review we've heard.

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Speaker 1: The funny thing is we heard of you too. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: somebody that you went out on a date with a

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Speaker 1: said like thirty days, like a month ago, that you

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Speaker 1: guys went out. Yeah, it's been a punch. Yeah, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: But Chavon has actually been on the other line listening

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Speaker 1: she get my number? What? What? Who got your number? Saltine? What?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? She's texting me apologizing about that night,

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Speaker 1: She should have stayed out of it, Like she made

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Speaker 1: to go out with me like that? Right, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know that she asked me out No wait, via text

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Speaker 1: texted me like last week asking if I'd be her

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Speaker 1: I mean, she's wild and crazy and like I've seen

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Speaker 1: her do some shady stuff, but like, I never thought

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Speaker 1: trusted her, and I bet you've been talking to her

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Speaker 1: about how much you've been thinking about Joel and about

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Speaker 1: Like that is hard to here, Let's not fight, let's

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Speaker 1: just see. Yeah, I think to me, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: Chevan is on the brink of cutting Saltine out of

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Speaker 1: but if it is, Joel, now that Saltine is out

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Speaker 1: boring one. Yeah, Nico, right now, sorry a boring glue

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Speaker 1: free dates and we'll pay for it. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I know I messed up. I know that it was

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Speaker 1: more chance. Please, I swear to God, Sualtine's not gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm not crazy like her, and I would just really

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Speaker 1: this be some sort of like consolation prize, Joel. Saltine

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Speaker 1: still be tracking your phone in But I say, give

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Speaker 1: Chavon one more chance to say yes to that, Joel.

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Speaker 1: just wondering, how in the world do we get Saltine

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Speaker 1: You know that she's mad after Joel blew her off

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Speaker 1: for the dental hygienaus balls. Terrible friend. She's not a

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Speaker 1: good person. Okay, she's perfect for a show, exactly the

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Speaker 1: type of person Radio needs. I'm trying to marry, Jose.

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Speaker 1: I want to set you up on a date with Saltine.

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Speaker 1: She's got a big mouth, in loose morals, perfect, I

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Speaker 1: and attitude every thirty minute. Now if she just no standards, yeah,

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Speaker 1: will not rest until Saltine appears on this show. I mean,

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Speaker 1: she could be jose Cinderella. Is that what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. But yeah, you know that that

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Speaker 1: kind of bums me out. I guess I am happy

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Speaker 1: that we got a second date for our listening, so

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Speaker 1: excited for them. I wanted an update for them. I

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Speaker 1: think they're going to be cute for sure. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: or you have a weird friend that ruined one of

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Speaker 1: your dates emailed a show, we'll call the person who

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Speaker 1: wasn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,