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Speaker 1: School of Humans. Hello everyone, this is a show where

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Speaker 1: we talk about death, dying, and dead bodies. It can

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Speaker 1: get explicit, so you've been warned. But if you've made

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Speaker 1: it this far, enjoy Cadaver Gals DAWs. Hello, Well you

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Speaker 1: beautiful cadaverous people out there. Welcome to Cadaver Gals. I'm Taylor,

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Speaker 1: I'm Nika, I'm Copy and this is kid daver Gows.

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Speaker 1: This is Cadaver Goals. This is a podcast where we

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Speaker 1: talk about ways we die, so we're facing our own

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Speaker 1: mortality here. Today we will dive into how a woman

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Speaker 1: murdered her husband, the death of a sad philosopher, and

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Speaker 1: how Google can solve mysteries. So I really want to

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Speaker 1: know how Owen Wilson and death are a thing, because

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Speaker 1: I thought he was still alive as of recording this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yes he is. However, we do not know what twenty

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Speaker 1: I've never seen this movie. Um, have you guys seen

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Speaker 1: The Wedding Crashers? Yes, yes, okay, we haven't seen it.

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Speaker 1: Owen Wilson was in that movie. And in that movie,

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Speaker 1: apparently he poisons someone and gives him explosive. Oh I

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Speaker 1: hate this word. Hey this word. Yeah, thanks for saying

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Speaker 1: it for me, Gabby, say it again, Dia, there we go.

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Speaker 1: I had this. I'm sorry I had this. I had

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Speaker 1: this diarrhea biology professor in college and his two favorite

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Speaker 1: And he said that literally every single class. Anyway, can

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Speaker 1: I would have dropped that class so quickly. Anyway, poisoning. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so in this movie, um, he gives someone that D

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Speaker 1: into their drink. That's like a thing that happens in

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Speaker 1: that movie. Correct, it's cheeky, it's fun, it's harmless, it's flirty.

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Speaker 1: It's flirty so he could flirt. Alert it was so

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Speaker 1: he could flirt. Okay, well I didn't know that, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was hell of flirty. However, in real life, it's

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Speaker 1: not the case he kill someone. So that's what happened

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Speaker 1: to our I don't know Woman of the Week Lana

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Speaker 1: Sue Clayton. So she's the fifty three year old woman

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Speaker 1: voluntary manslaughter. I feel like I probably know these people. Oo,

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Speaker 1: paper paple and more a lot like Heartwell, well, they're

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Speaker 1: like from like a really nice affluent area, so it

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Speaker 1: makes sense you don't know them, Taylor, Okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: According to her, she accidentally poisoned her husband's water with

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Speaker 1: just gonna give him the d and like, you know,

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Speaker 1: She was annoyed at him. But actually, what really happens

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Speaker 1: it's cadaver girls, you already know. Um. I want to

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Speaker 1: a dog, right, well not really, it's really about a

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Speaker 1: guy named Harra Clidas. Oh but there's gonna be some

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Speaker 1: doggies back at the end of the story. All right,

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Speaker 1: So this is my main man, HARRAA Clidas. Should you

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Persia was messing around doing some stuff.

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Speaker 1: you read the Bible, Cardi B. Bible. It's really good.

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Speaker 1: sounds like depression. You look at the wall, you like,

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Speaker 1: he said a lot of really chipper things that I

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Speaker 1: think we should get embroidered on pillows. For example, something

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Speaker 1: he said was corpses are more fit to be cast

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Speaker 1: the camera of his drone. And he's like, mmm, that

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Speaker 1: looks like a car, and so he goes to his

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Speaker 1: computer and he goes to Google Earth and he sees it.

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Speaker 1: There's this car, like it's very visible. There is this

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Speaker 1: silver sedan in this pond. So he calls the Sheriff's

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Speaker 1: department and they come to you what they have to

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Speaker 1: do to get the car to the pond. And they

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Speaker 1: find a skeleton and you, Nika guessed it it was

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Speaker 1: mister Bill. That would be crazy if it was a

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Speaker 1: different person. And then that Bill story was just a setup.

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Speaker 1: We still don't know where it is. He's still missing. No,

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Speaker 1: So twenty two years later they find out that this

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Speaker 1: is Bill. So they take him to the medical They

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Speaker 1: you know, it's handed over to the medical examiner. You know,

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Speaker 1: there's really no evidence of foul play or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: They just kind of assumed that he lost control of

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Speaker 1: the vehicle and landed in the pond and that then

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Speaker 1: that was undeveloped land, right. Yeah, but I mean this

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Speaker 1: pond like it's man made. It was still there and

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Speaker 1: so that brings me, Okay, so that brings me to

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Speaker 1: my first question, like who was the man who made

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Speaker 1: the pond? Yeah? No, so he's missing. They knew where

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Speaker 1: he was previously, he had checked in at nine thirty

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Speaker 1: eleven eleven thirty. They see him leave, like did they

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Speaker 1: how did they not see? Like did they not do

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Speaker 1: like follow retrace his steps? And did they not see

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Speaker 1: the tire tracks? I just find really strange, and I'm like,

447
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Speaker 1: what was going on? It was the nineties and they

448
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Speaker 1: didn't know about bodies of water back I know, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it is Florida. I mean these were some

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Speaker 1: even if they were Florida swamp cops though, I mean,

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Speaker 1: they know about the power of the water. They should

452
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Speaker 1: have confused by that. It's very collige the police. They

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Speaker 1: can't even find somebody's car in the pawns. I mean, Florida, though,

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Speaker 1: has a lot of sink holes that can just spring up,

455
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Speaker 1: i mean spring down out of nowhere. So they probably

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Speaker 1: had to look in like at least a thousand saint holes.

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Speaker 1: So also, maybe one of them was going through a divorce,

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Speaker 1: one of them cops, So you don't ever know who

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Speaker 1: they were going through. Okay, yeah, okay, fine. Next thing then, though,

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Speaker 1: is Google. You know, Google finds a lot of like

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00:25:56,565 --> 00:26:00,725
Speaker 1: catches crimes and like criminals and things they have to

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00:26:00,765 --> 00:26:02,885
Speaker 1: go through every single frame to blur out all the faces.

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Speaker 1: So did they not see the car? And like, I like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know this answer. So if anybody knows anybody

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Speaker 1: works for Google Earth or something like that, like what

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Speaker 1: is the what's the rule there? Like if you see something,

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00:26:14,445 --> 00:26:16,285
Speaker 1: is it like don't ask, don't tell, Like you're just

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Speaker 1: like like you just put it out there and you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is what this is what it's like over here,

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Speaker 1: this is your crime zone. I've always been a don't ask,

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Speaker 1: don't tell a kind of person. Like one time in

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Speaker 1: Australia when I was in my apartment, I looked out

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Speaker 1: of my window and I saw this guy rob someone

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Speaker 1: at gunpoint and the guy took his wallet and then

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Speaker 1: ran away. Well what were you? Guy didn't say anything,

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Speaker 1: and the least you didn't then double mug that person.

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Speaker 1: You know, my earl self, I already see they're in

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Speaker 1: a vulnerable position, so I'm gonna mug them as well.

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Speaker 1: Why would just what would Niga gain from that sheet

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00:26:48,405 --> 00:26:50,845
Speaker 1: because they already got all the goods. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: if they look like maybe you should Okay, if they

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Speaker 1: look like they're a good person to mug. What if

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Speaker 1: someone steals their fancy bag and their wallet or whatever.

484
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,205
Speaker 1: Maybe they have nice things that people want to mug.

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Speaker 1: Then maybe they have a nice shirt on, like a

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Speaker 1: nice stripped him nude dignity. I don't like Nika's helpful,

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Speaker 1: I don't like Gabby's going to re mug. I don't

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00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:21,605
Speaker 1: like public moodity, but I would steal someone's clothes. What

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00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:25,925
Speaker 1: if it was a roughly pirate shirt. Everybody needs one

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00:27:25,965 --> 00:27:29,205
Speaker 1: of those. I don't have one of those. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: if I saw someone wearing that roughly shirt, like a

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Speaker 1: perfect pirate shirt, it's hard to find. And if they

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Speaker 1: had gotten mugged and then they were crying about it,

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Speaker 1: double follow up. I'm gonna circle back and mug you

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Speaker 1: in a couple of minutes. One second. All right, to

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Speaker 1: all of you listeners, if you ever see one of

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Speaker 1: the three of us, hope that you're not getting mugged.

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Speaker 1: You see usn't real life. You're getting If you do

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Speaker 1: get mucked, also continue to run because you're still not safe.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to help you. I'll tell you that much.

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00:28:05,005 --> 00:28:07,085
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get helped, and then you're still not

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Speaker 1: safe afterwards, because like Kathy's gonna take your pirate shirt. Really,

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Speaker 1: you're wearing a pirate shirt probably, so please don't wear

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00:28:16,205 --> 00:28:19,365
Speaker 1: a pirate shirt when you get mugged. Yeah, but if

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Speaker 1: you do get mugged, you can go to mugging dot

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Speaker 1: com sause buy a police report there and then we'll

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Speaker 1: delete it. I just feel like with the Google circle back,

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Speaker 1: circle back, not circle back, lugging, circle back to the

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Speaker 1: Google person, I just understand why they keep to themselves

510
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Speaker 1: because I do that. Like, I just I'm very like,

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Speaker 1: unless it's a serious, serious situation, I'm I'm not gonna

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00:28:46,005 --> 00:28:47,125
Speaker 1: look at you. I'm not going to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm just gonna keep going with my life and

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00:28:49,685 --> 00:28:51,605
Speaker 1: that and that is really bad, but it's also kind

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Speaker 1: of how I grew up. That's fine. So like the

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Speaker 1: Google person just kind of like, listen, I'm just doing

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Speaker 1: a job. Bro, all right, we're very different if if

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00:28:58,765 --> 00:29:01,445
Speaker 1: if y'all haven't figured this out, we're very different people. Yeah,

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00:29:01,685 --> 00:29:03,485
Speaker 1: I would, I feel like I would help. I would

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00:29:03,485 --> 00:29:06,925
Speaker 1: at least call nine mine one ers happing came mother Teresa, Um,

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00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:12,365
Speaker 1: mother Teresa. I'm calling nine one one and still like Mika,

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00:29:12,525 --> 00:29:14,805
Speaker 1: she's gonna pretend like it didn't happen, and Gabby will

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00:29:14,845 --> 00:29:18,645
Speaker 1: mug you. So there you go. So you have any

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00:29:18,685 --> 00:29:22,445
Speaker 1: more button information? Story, absolutely, and I was just getting

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Speaker 1: ready to get to it. Okay, for anyone who may

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Speaker 1: not know, if you find yourself in a vehicle that

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Speaker 1: has crashed into a body of water, a pond, ocean, lake,

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00:29:32,045 --> 00:29:36,925
Speaker 1: what have you use? Your head rest? Okay, your head rest,

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00:29:37,045 --> 00:29:39,525
Speaker 1: you know, is detachable. And if it doesn't detach in

530
00:29:39,565 --> 00:29:42,205
Speaker 1: the front like mine, I have them in the back.

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00:29:42,525 --> 00:29:46,285
Speaker 1: So pull that batty out and smash the window because

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00:29:46,325 --> 00:29:47,565
Speaker 1: you're not going to be able to open the door.

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00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:49,725
Speaker 1: You're not going to be able to smash the window yourself,

534
00:29:49,965 --> 00:29:53,685
Speaker 1: but that is like sharp and hard and you can

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00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:57,165
Speaker 1: smash the window and swim out. Okay. Anyway, this was

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Speaker 1: a very wonderful and chaotic episode of Cadaver Gals. Join

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Speaker 1: us next week when who knows what kind of adness

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Speaker 1: we'll ensue. Thank you for listening to this chaos. The

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Speaker 1: end Todd ab Kigu. Cad Abrigaws is a production of

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Speaker 1: School of Humans and I Heart Radio. Cadabrigles has produced, written, edited,

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Speaker 1: and mixed by the three of us. Gabby Watts, Nika Darte,

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Speaker 1: and Taylor Church. They also have some EPs not sure

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Speaker 1: of how they want to be creditive, but don't you worry.

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