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Speaker 1: a couple of things you need to know to put
Speaker 1: today's update and context. First, it's California. Second, the guy
Speaker 1: doing it is a Democrat, and not just any Democrat.
Speaker 1: Ian call Aaron is the Democrat majority leader of California's Assembly.
Speaker 1: Powerful guy. He's also a man on a mission. He
Speaker 1: doesn't like straws, and he's determined to limit straw usage
Speaker 1: in California. So Ian Colleron is pushing a bill through
Speaker 1: the Assembly that will bar waiters from giving out plastic
Speaker 1: straws in restaurants unless a customer specifically asks for one.
Speaker 1: If a waiter in a California restaurant violates this law
Speaker 1: and voluntarily brings a customer straw, that waiter will face
Speaker 1: a one thousand dollar fine and could spend up to
Speaker 1: six months in jail. Calderon issued a press release to
Speaker 1: explain why he's become the new straw man in California.
Speaker 1: He says, we need to create awareness around the issue
Speaker 1: of one time use plastic straws and its detrimental effects
Speaker 1: on our landfills, waterways, and oceans. So there you have it.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Ian Coleroon, we finally know the culprit the
Speaker 1: reason living standards in California are in decline. It's not
Speaker 1: excessively high taxes. It's not crime, it's not being overrun
Speaker 1: with illegal immigration. It's not high prices or massive homelessness.
Speaker 1: It's not poop in the streets. It's straws, and that
Speaker 1: should be the last straw, but it won't be because
Speaker 1: it's California. It will be accepted and they'll smile about it. Fools,