1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: He City misconnections. That was me staring it's only two 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: places to find true love in this world. 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 2: One is on the Disneyland ride formerly known as Splash Mountain. 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: Oh, how do you think it got its name? 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 2: Oh? God? 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: And the other is on the pages of craigslist dot org. 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best 8 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,280 Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this one titled 9 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 2: sweet Tooth for a Sweet Sweet Man. A cue a 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 2: woman for man movie theater. She says, I was seeing 11 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: a movie by myself last night when I stood behind 12 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 2: you in the concession line. 13 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: Oh, she sounds so sweet, Jeff. 14 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: Maybe you're nervous around pretty girls, but you seemed a 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,240 Speaker 2: little jumpy and unsure when I said, hat do you do? Oh? 16 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 2: I did notice that when it was your turn to 17 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: get your snacks, you scared the movie employee by grunting. 18 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: Sour patch kids and six Snickers bars. 19 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 2: Dig bro. 20 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: Like you mix a sour there. 21 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 2: I didn't get what was going on till a few 22 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 2: minutes later I saw you take out a bag of 23 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 2: white powder and sprinkle it on top of your candy. 24 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: You're more sugar. I don't think it's what would it 25 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: be bro. 26 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 2: And that's when I knew that you had an insane sweet. 27 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:27,120 Speaker 1: Tooth just like me. We need to talk to her. 28 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 1: Could we be more like? I don't think. Once the movie. 29 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 2: Started, I could tell the sugar rush was on. I 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 2: was impressed with how loud you were laughing. And one 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 2: time you yelled something about spiders but there was no spiders. 32 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 1: On the screen. Either way, it made me smile. 33 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 2: Halfway through the flick, you left your snacks and went 34 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 2: to the bathroom, but you never came back. 35 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's something going on. Now, where'd you go? 36 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 2: Candy man? Man message me so we can compare cavities. 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: Oh it sounds hot. That's like breathe. But you can't 38 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: find all of them in my mouth? Oh god. 39 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 2: His next misconnection is titled you puked on My Heart. 40 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 2: Oh this is like an Alexis love story, like Man 41 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 2: for Woman thirty four. He says, yesterday, I saw you 42 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 2: on bus twenty two a little before noon. 43 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, it was daytime vomit. You were slumped over. 44 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 2: But I could tell by your thick fingers and Viking 45 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 2: like legs that you came from a blue collar background. 46 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: I like that. I get my dad always told me 47 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: I was built to carry heavy things. Oh, I understand it. 48 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: I don't know. It depends who comes from you know, Okay, 49 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 2: he saysted. I happily took the open seat next to 50 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 2: you and just assumed you were having a bad case 51 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 2: of the Mondays. Turns out it was more than that, 52 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 2: because once I sat down, your head popped up from 53 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 2: your lap and you threw up on cra He's okay 54 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 2: with this? 55 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,799 Speaker 1: That is the grossest. 56 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 2: Yes, it was a minor amount of fluid, but still 57 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 2: you had the common courtesy to apologize and hand me 58 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 2: a burger king napkin. 59 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: I asked if you had a touch of. 60 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 2: The flu You responded by saying street antibiotics. We're messing 61 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 2: with your stomach, and minde. 62 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: Street anti. That's a whole different beast. 63 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 2: As the bus bounced up and down, so did the 64 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 2: liquid that recently came. 65 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: Out of your mouth. He's like a poet, he goes. 66 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 2: You let out a small snicker, I assuming he doesn't 67 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 2: mean the candy. Then you threw up again, this time 68 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 2: away from me, onto the bus window. 69 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: On the window. 70 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 2: A few seconds later, you got off at your stop 71 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 2: without saying a word. I watched as we were pulling 72 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 2: away through the window. At first I thought you were 73 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 2: waving at me, and then I looked closer and it 74 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 2: seemed you were signaling for help. 75 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: Oh, she was drawing a smiley face. 76 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 2: If you see this and you're still alive, we should 77 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 2: grab a drink sometime. 78 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: What b is right, he's actually like trying to get 79 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 1: hold of her. Yeah, that's from Dane. Let's go to 80 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: your next misconnection. 81 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,799 Speaker 2: This one's titled you Stole more Than My Attention Woman 82 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 2: for Woman thirty seven neighborhood yard sale. 83 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: She says it was. 84 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,800 Speaker 2: Fate when our hands touched while we both were reaching 85 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 2: for the crystallized eggplant shaped dish. You may remember, I 86 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 2: licked my lips and said, well, this is interesting. You 87 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 2: responded by snatching it out of my grasp and shoving 88 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,239 Speaker 2: it in your Nicholas Cage tote bag. 89 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: Oh she's got style. She's got style. 90 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 2: I grew up with four step brothers in different homes, 91 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 2: so I knew what to do. When you weren't paying attention. 92 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 2: I jumped on your back and wrestled you to the grin. 93 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: Got you. Then I hit you. 94 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 2: Across the face with an old flute carrying case. 95 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: You called me bad names. 96 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 2: I responded by saying, maybe you should save a few 97 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 2: of those naughty ones for the bedroom. 98 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: Well, so you grew up with four step brothers. This 99 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,559 Speaker 1: is how she shows. 100 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, sirens blared in the background, and then the craziness 101 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,039 Speaker 2: of it all. I think you got away with the 102 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 2: eggplant dish and never even. 103 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 1: Paid for it. Criminal. 104 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad to steal from others and you should 105 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 2: be punished for it. 106 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: I should know. 107 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,479 Speaker 2: My parents stole from me when I was little. Oh no, 108 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 2: and now you can watch what happened to them on Netflix. 109 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: Oh, this woman is bad. That's from Peta. Why do 110 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:16,600 Speaker 1: I want to go search Netflix documentaries? Those are your 111 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 1: Craigslist misconnections. We got your phone forget phone Trap's coming 112 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes. Brooke and Jeffrey in 113 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 1: the morning.