1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: But this right here is uh. I'm calling this man 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: and let him know I'm the delivery guy and I 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: got a delivery for his wife, but delivery is coming 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: from her ex hub. Hello boy, Yeah, let's get. 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 2: It spicy up in here. 6 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: That's how you see who love who. That's how you 7 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 1: head right here, that's how you tell who really got 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: love Valentine's Day delivery. Let's go catch dog. 9 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: Hello. Hello, my name is Eric. I gotta give you 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 2: guys a call. I got a delivery. I gotta make 11 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 2: there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendra Kendre. Yeah, Kendre 12 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,279 Speaker 2: lives here. That's my wife. But uh, I didn't order. 13 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 2: I didn't order anything for her for her from Valentine's Day. 14 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty. 15 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 2: You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for 16 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 2: Valentine and I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh, 17 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 2: that's coming to you all play So all right, I 18 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 2: can let me let me ask you this you had 19 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 2: west down? Is that you? Yeah? That's me. But uh again, 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 2: there's there must be some clerical error typo because like 21 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 2: I just told you, man, I didn't boxes in ten 22 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 2: it's about seven boxes. But I mean, I mean it's 23 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 2: just looking at the total here, that adds up to 24 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 2: about chick hun or something dollars. I mean, I got flowers, 25 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 2: no partner. We just gonna I'm just gonna take it 26 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 2: at dinner and we're just gonna do our thing. But 27 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 2: there was there was There was no delivery schedule from me. No, 28 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 2: especially not at at seven o'clock at no partner. You 29 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 2: got it. If there's something wrong, well you are you 30 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 2: You're not gonna be there? Are you not gonna be 31 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 2: there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here. 32 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 2: But uh, as far as accepting a delivery that I 33 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 2: didn't order and didn't pay for, that's not happening. Man. 34 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 2: Well let me tell you. I got flowers, two boxes 35 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 2: that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toy, we 36 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 2: all all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded 37 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 2: to be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously 38 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 2: there's a communication breakdown between you and me player because 39 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 2: I didn't order that, and right, but you're telling me 40 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 2: the But what the problem I'm having is that you're 41 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 2: telling me I have the right address. You know, the 42 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 2: name of the person Kendrick, which is your wife? Right, Yeah, yeah, 43 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 2: so far so good man. But uh as far as 44 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 2: me ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not 45 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 2: accepting it because I didn't pay for it. I did 46 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: not order. I mean, I mean it's already it's already paid. 47 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 2: Let me let me just look at the name here 48 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 2: on the here is here is right here. Okay, we 49 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: got Devn. What would you say? I said, Devon? That's 50 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 2: that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay, 51 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:59,079 Speaker 2: that's my wife's ex husband. So even you and him 52 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 2: are in cahoots with each other to do this and 53 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 2: try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded. All right, 54 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 2: So I'm gonna make this this to you. I listen 55 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,639 Speaker 2: to you, so you listen to me. This is what 56 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 2: I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand 57 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 2: you have a job to do, but if you bring 58 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 2: those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow, 59 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 2: this is what's gonna happen. Those roses, those storms, I'm 60 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 2: gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear end 61 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 2: that the only way that they see sunshine is when 62 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 2: you open your mouth, So do not, I repeat, do not. 63 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 2: You and Devin, y'all can take this and you can 64 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 2: do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can play with 65 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 2: the second toys. Y'all can do whatever you are to, 66 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 2: red roses, petals and all that other stuff. Y'all can 67 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 2: do what you need to do. Not show up at 68 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 2: my crib tomorrow, because it ain't gonna be a happy 69 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 2: Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. Well, 70 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 2: here's the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated 71 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 2: to make the drip. I have to make this drive 72 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 2: or then I don't get you know, I get chewed 73 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 2: out that I didn't do my job because this stuff. Okay, 74 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 2: so what would what would you rather be? Too? Teoed 75 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 2: out or half throws up your rear end you let's 76 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 2: hold out, let's load down in. What you're not gonna 77 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 2: do is to hold off. You fen the do to 78 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 2: some flect. You bring you bread. Okay, all right, I'm 79 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 2: gonna do the flowers. I'll use the sex toys for you. 80 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 2: So you got a choice. You got flowers. You let me. 81 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 2: Let me say this with as professional as possible. You 82 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 2: say and I'm trying to be as cool as possible, 83 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 2: but you ain't listening to me. Do not bring it 84 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 2: every Okay, you can drop them off at the curve, 85 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 2: then you get credit for and whoever walk past and 86 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 2: up and down the street they can pick it up. 87 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,359 Speaker 2: But do not come to my front door and ring 88 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 2: my doorbell asking me to sign and accept nothing. It 89 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 2: ain't have to drop them off at the door, sir, No, 90 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 2: I'm telling you now, I gotta drop them off at 91 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 2: the door. The problem I'm having is you telling me 92 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 2: you're gonna stick some flowers up my Now we got 93 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 2: a problem just listening to this whole scenario. I'm just curious. 94 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 2: Is it possible that maybe Devin does something for her 95 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 2: that you don't do? 96 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: Hey? 97 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 2: Man, you what what's work? Where are you going at 98 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 2: with this? All I'm telling you is demand your business 99 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 2: and don't make this drop. Why am I den? Why 100 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 2: am I gonna do this stuff that Devon has purchased 101 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 2: for her? And why don't need to ask Devin because 102 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 2: he better not show his face up over here. You 103 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,039 Speaker 2: can take it home and give it to you your 104 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 2: girl if you want to. I'm not giving my girl 105 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 2: anything that I didn't buy for her. I'm not doing that, 106 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 2: you think. So if you if you're not gonna give 107 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 2: your girl anything that you didn't buy for her, why 108 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 2: am I gonna accept something for my girl that I 109 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 2: didn't buy for her. I ain't man telling you that 110 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 2: you gotta accept it, but I'm saying not remember it 111 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 2: you bring out in my house, I gotta accept it. 112 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 2: And I'm telling you now, don't you bring it to 113 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 2: my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin know what she likes. 114 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,599 Speaker 2: She looks like obviously she's gonna watch him no more. 115 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 2: She wants me he of the flower delivery person, just 116 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 2: like her ex husband. I'm bumping and mom whooping. That's 117 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 2: all I got to say. Two words for bringing some 118 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,600 Speaker 2: more whooping. So you might as well come on now 119 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 2: so you can go home after you get to that whooping. Okay, okay, okay, 120 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 2: let me let me say this. At the end of 121 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 2: the day, I'm gonna say this is Comley already told me, yo, 122 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 2: she's gonna do something like this. He told me that. 123 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 2: Who you say, Who the hell? I already told me 124 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 2: you was gonna act like this? Who the hell is 125 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 2: Tommy nephew, Timmy Isaiah? This is nephew Tommy for the 126 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah, your girl 127 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 2: Kendrel got me a prank phone call you you know what, 128 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:07,480 Speaker 2: you Kendre. All of y'all can show up tomorrow and 129 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 2: all of y'all gonna get portions of this talent times day. 130 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 2: Oh you gotta your brother a chance to cool down? Now, man, 131 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 2: I to my sweet one and only Kindre, with all 132 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 2: that is in me, I love your baby girl to death. 133 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 2: Do us talk. It almost came early, but I love 134 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 2: you that it is. That boy. 135 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 1: Now, that boy right there, it's. 136 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 2: Gonna get it one of these ranking ranking and. 137 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: It's gonna be this year. Somebody gonna get him this year. Hey, hey, 138 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: you know what y'all always talking about. You know that 139 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: somebody might run up on me. It might happen at 140 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: the comedy club because nephew Tommy is now frank and 141 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 1: live on stage. I'd have found a technical and I 142 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: know how to deal with now. So when you come 143 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 1: see me in West Nayak, bring your little phone numbers 144 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: because there's no telling who we might be calling at 145 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 1: the end of the show, because we leave it on 146 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 1: a bang with a prank so come holler at your boy. 147 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: We're franking somebody. I might I might need a little 148 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: bit more security, but we're gonna we're gonna be. 149 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 2: We're gonna be job, We're gonna be. 150 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna prank somebody that's there. No, somebody that's there 151 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: is going to give me some numbers, and we're gonna 152 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: call some of their friends. That's too bold, right, They 153 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,359 Speaker 1: know where you at. 154 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 2: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, it is my Strawberry 155 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 2: Letter and the subject is he gets to see the world, 156 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 2: but we don't. We'll get into that right after this. 157 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,720 Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.