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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping you be more productive

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Speaker 1: with a new cosmetic surgery called by oral augmentation, or

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Speaker 1: in Layman's terms, surgically adding a second.

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Speaker 2: Smaller mouth.

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Speaker 1: So now you can talk to your best friend with

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Speaker 1: one mouth while you eat.

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Speaker 2: With the other.

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Speaker 3: I am so glad you were only eating with that

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Speaker 3: second mouth at the same time.

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Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want with mouth while you're

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Speaker 1: doing something else with the other. Only downside is if

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Speaker 1: you puke, it does go out both holes.

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Speaker 2: You'll figure that out later though.

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Speaker 1: With Laser story, the segment, Robbie read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: from around the globe out of one mouth, just like

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Speaker 1: everybody else does, except we've got a laser. Those other

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Speaker 1: monomoths just don't. This first laser story is out of

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles. A man named David Malcolm flew back home

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Speaker 1: to LA last weekend and couldn't find his luggage at

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Speaker 1: the baggage.

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Speaker 2: Claim, shocking.

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Speaker 1: Lucky for him, he had an air tag inside, so

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Speaker 1: he checked to see where it was and saw it

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Speaker 1: was moving away from the airport.

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Speaker 3: Someone accidentally grab it, That's what I always think.

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Speaker 2: Or on purpose.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't sure, but he did realize it had been taken,

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Speaker 1: so he jumped in an uber and started chasing after it,

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Speaker 1: and eventually the tag stopped at a boarded up, abandoned

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Speaker 1: building about half mile away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just just drop me off of the court.

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Speaker 2: I'm just out check it out by myself. No, he

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Speaker 2: called the cops first.

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Speaker 1: That's good. And when they showed up, officers shined flashlights

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Speaker 1: inside the building and they saw some movement, so they

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Speaker 1: slowly went inside with David next to them. At one

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Speaker 1: point they opened up a door and on the other

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Speaker 1: side of it there was a man standing there wearing

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Speaker 1: all of David's clothes.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, score, that could have been so much worse.

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Speaker 1: Other people were there too, also wearing David's outfits from

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Speaker 1: his vacation.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you'd tell us.

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Speaker 3: It would be like thousands of other suitcases or something.

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Speaker 3: Everybody just wants David's stuff.

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Speaker 1: Apparently the cops line him up and took photos because

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Speaker 1: it was so hilarious. In the end, David was allowed

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Speaker 1: to recollect his things, which were strewn throughout the.

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Speaker 2: Building, and odd people that too.

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Speaker 1: He says he was able to get about ninety percent

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Speaker 1: of his stuff back, so rests were made, but the

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Speaker 1: story is pretty new and it sounds like the police

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Speaker 1: are still investigating. They probably want to find out if

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Speaker 1: there were other people involved, and if this was a

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Speaker 1: one time thing or if it's an ongoing scheme.

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Speaker 3: Do you think he only got ninety percent because he

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Speaker 3: saw how good the shirt looked on that guy? What

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Speaker 3: you wear that better than me? Keep it?

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Speaker 2: You keep rocking that thing, bro.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Cape Coral, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Forty seven year olds. Kyle Myvett is a Batman fan.

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Speaker 1: He loves the movies and even got permission from his

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Speaker 1: wife to decorate his man cave like a batkido.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's cute.

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Speaker 1: Night. He had just gone to bed wearing his favorite

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Speaker 1: Batman wonsie, and that's when his wife told him the

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Speaker 1: security cameras spotted somebody in their driveway breaking into his truck.

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Speaker 1: Kyle rushed out, but the thief was already gone. Doesn't

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Speaker 1: stop the protector of men. He doesn't stop the Protector

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Speaker 1: of Gotham City though, or if Cape Corala that matter,

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Speaker 1: because he jumped right into his truck and gunned it.

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Speaker 3: Don't chase the man, you're not actually a.

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Speaker 2: Superhero too late.

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Speaker 1: That's when he spotted somebody attempting to enter his neighbor's garage. Hey,

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Speaker 1: nobody got tempting And luckily Kyle wasn't just a grown

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Speaker 1: man who likes to wear Batman pj's. He's also a

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Speaker 1: former correctional officer and martial arts teacher.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he's got more history than Bruce Wayne.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So he jumped out of the truck, grabbed the man,

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Speaker 1: and gave him the yikes. He then held him until

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Speaker 1: police arrived. The twenty year old suspect had a prior

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Speaker 1: record and was charged with multiple counts of burglary. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so it was the burglar, Yes, it was there as

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Speaker 1: a neighbor going inside caught the evildoer, and after he

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Speaker 1: Batman keeping Cape Coral safe.

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Speaker 2: Photos Hot.

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Speaker 3: I like that this man is still proud enough and

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Speaker 3: a Batman onesie, He's okay with a photo.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Food News.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't hate me for saying this, but fall is

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Speaker 1: just around the corner, which means it's almost pancake soup season.

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Speaker 2: Pancakes?

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Speaker 3: Are you combining those two things? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It was weird.

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Speaker 1: No. I say that because a recipe from nineteen seventy

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Speaker 1: five has been going viral online. Arrest for a real

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Speaker 1: thing that used to be popular fifty years ago called

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Speaker 1: pancake soup?

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Speaker 2: Is that I thought you were.

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Speaker 1: Saying it's pancake slash soup season.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you think about it, Cereal is just

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Speaker 3: kind of like it called despatcho.

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Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, this is different.

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Speaker 1: For the recipe for pancake soup, you basically make pancakes

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Speaker 1: on a.

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Speaker 2: Griddle in bacon grease.

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Speaker 1: Then you cut them into quarter inch long strips. Then

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Speaker 1: you put the strips into an actual broth made with

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Speaker 1: bullion cubes and water, heat it up and serve.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, chicken, does it matter?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So it's kind of like Matza ball, but the balls

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Speaker 3: are stringy along. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: A post with an image of the recipe has been

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Speaker 1: going viral, and some commenters have pointed out it's actually

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Speaker 1: a German dish called flato soup.

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Speaker 3: In the one country. I'm not like I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: there for the food.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of different ways you can do it,

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Speaker 1: but basically doing it as a dessert with pancakes in

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Speaker 1: a broth of syrup, mill can fruit and sugar.

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Speaker 2: I mean that doesn't sound all that bad. Now we're talking.

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Speaker 1: You can dimp in there.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm into it.

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Speaker 3: You make it, I'll try it.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Now you're not willing to put in the effort,

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Speaker 2: that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Or maybe you're not willing to put in the effort.

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Speaker 2: Problem, Jeff, I'm not marriage. That's happened before.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next leisure story out of Workplace Central. Today,

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Speaker 1: many Americans are doing a short work week because of

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Speaker 1: the Labor Day holiday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all week should be sure, But what.

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Speaker 1: If you think about it? What if it was a

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Speaker 1: real life every week kind of thing?

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Speaker 2: Yet I say that in the petition.

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Speaker 1: A new survey found seventy percent of people believe they

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Speaker 1: could do their job in thirty two hours per week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and the other thirty percent of those people that aglou,

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Speaker 3: do you so busy?

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Speaker 2: Were you're not that busy?

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Speaker 1: You could do it? Only twenty nine percent did not

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Speaker 1: think it was possible, while three percent aren't really sure.

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Speaker 2: Oh, jes can work five days. Yeah, keep them there volunteer.

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Speaker 3: Those percents added up to one hundred.

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Speaker 1: But I guess all, well, maybe if they had a

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Speaker 1: longer work week they would have done better.

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Speaker 2: Man, but they were rushed on it.

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Speaker 1: Millennials are most likely to think that they could make

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Speaker 1: it work. Seventy five percent think they could pull it off,

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Speaker 1: followed closely by gen Z and jen X, who were

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Speaker 1: both at seventy percent.

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Speaker 2: Baby Boomers far less convinced. Yeah, they're like, we should

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Speaker 2: work more, they should be retired.

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Speaker 3: My mom is in her seventies and back to working

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Speaker 3: full time.

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Speaker 1: Fifty two percent of boomers think having a four day

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Speaker 1: work week would absolutely screw up everything. You suck.

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Speaker 2: I can't fathom. They like working.

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Speaker 1: But hypothetically, if it did happen, what additional day would

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Speaker 1: you prefer to have off? In the survey, Monday workers

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Speaker 1: overwhelmingly preferred Friday at fifty five percent over Monday at

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Speaker 1: twenty four percent.

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Speaker 2: It's nice to have off.

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Speaker 3: Fridays are fun, you know, Friday night has a vibe

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Speaker 3: like that. Even if we're in a four day work week,

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Speaker 3: out of all the days, that's not the.

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Speaker 2: One I want to take off. As for this guy,

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Speaker 2: He doesn't take a day off. He just keeps on.

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Speaker 1: Plowing through, getting that job done every single day.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's setting a good example for the rest of us.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like Laser Stories is come to an end

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Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 2: on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,