Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The
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Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it. Now, let's talk about the
Speaker 1: Silicon Valley Bank really, really briefly. Just gonna play this
Speaker 1: whole thing again because I cut it off earlier. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to spend a bunch of time on it.
Speaker 1: It's asked doctor Jesse Friday. But I am a little worried.
Speaker 1: This is the beginning to go from the headlines yesterday
Speaker 1: to now the bank officially failing. Anybody who lived through
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight remembers that when you have a
Speaker 1: crisis of confidence, things can move pretty quickly here and
Speaker 1: there's a process. So the FDIC is now bringing this
Speaker 1: into receiver shifts, and they've talked about it. As they
Speaker 1: sell assets of the bank, future dividend payments can be
Speaker 1: made to uninsured depositors. Remember, the FDIC covers accounts of
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Beyond that you have
Speaker 1: to be giving the fd I see a call at
Speaker 1: this point. But yes, the FDIC is taking the bank
Speaker 1: into receivership. This, guys, is one of the largest bank
Speaker 1: failures in history. Remember it's one of the top twenty
Speaker 1: banks in the United States. At the end of December
Speaker 1: had more than two hundred billion dollars in assets. By comparison,
Speaker 1: Washington Mutual was about three hundred billion. Show just a
Speaker 1: little comparison there about what kind of a moment we
Speaker 1: are sitting in here? That doesn't sound good none, None
Speaker 1: of that sounds very good at all. Hey, what are
Speaker 1: we gonna do their prayer? And let's just keep on march.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't even have the energy to tear
Speaker 1: on Lindsey Graham right now, Chris. I'm not gonna do
Speaker 1: it for at least a half hour. I'm just gonna sit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit this out. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: my blood pressure up. It's Friday. We all need to
Speaker 1: feel good, you know, we need you know, we need
Speaker 1: It's freaking Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. I like
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Speaker 1: yea yea oh y m d fritot, give me Fritosuncy.
Speaker 1: I'll be your friend. Defrito Bunty, though you must not
Speaker 1: have been Munch Munch Munch Oracle Jesse. Former O three
Speaker 1: eleven brother here O three for those who don't know,
Speaker 1: you have an MOS in the military. That's your your job,
Speaker 1: your job. It's what your job is, whether you're a
Speaker 1: pilot or a mechanic, or a cook or a grunt.
Speaker 1: Anything O three zero three in the Marines is infantry.
Speaker 1: There's O three one one. That's what this guy was.
Speaker 1: That's a rifleman. There's what I was. I was. O
Speaker 1: three forty one. That's a mortarman. OH three fifty one,
Speaker 1: that's a salt O three thirty one that's machine gun
Speaker 1: or heavy machine guns. Anything OH three is a grunt anyway.
Speaker 1: Former OH three eleven brother here, just the question I
Speaker 1: can't seem to figure out. The Democrats have taken control
Speaker 1: of our national and statewide elections by dominating the urban
Speaker 1: voting areas like Philly, Atlanta, Chicago, La, Seattle, etc. We're
Speaker 1: watching all of our cities absolutely collapse and no apparent
Speaker 1: fix in sight. Why has the GOP surrendered these key
Speaker 1: voting centers to Democrats for decades? If they could devise
Speaker 1: a plan to retake our city, we would never lose
Speaker 1: another election. It seems like an easy fix. But the
Speaker 1: GOP doesn't seem interested in addressing all this. Why does
Speaker 1: his name is Junior and he says semper five, semper five,
Speaker 1: my brother. Okay, this is an interesting question. Why no,
Speaker 1: why don't we take back the cities? We've brought it
Speaker 1: up before. Everyone. Every state now has an election map
Speaker 1: that's similar to this. But if you want to see
Speaker 1: the most stark example of this, look at the state
Speaker 1: of Illinois. Do an Internet search for congressional map Illinois.
Speaker 1: People think of Illinois as liberal stage some oh man,
Speaker 1: they're all communists there. Illinois a sea of red and
Speaker 1: then Chicago and so they go blue every single time.
Speaker 1: And here's what we do. And I've done the same thing.
Speaker 1: We look at that and we say, well, why don't
Speaker 1: we do something to quote take back the city or
Speaker 1: at least try to make some gains in the city.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're not going to take over over Chicago, but
Speaker 1: we can gain five percent, ten percent, then we never
Speaker 1: lose another election. Here's the problem with it. You know
Speaker 1: what paused for a moment. Let's talk about war for
Speaker 1: a moment. We've told how many historical stories on this
Speaker 1: show about wars and battles and military campaigns and things
Speaker 1: like that, and a lot of the various disasters we've
Speaker 1: run into that we discuss historically, American and others present
Speaker 1: day in ancient times. A lot of the desire masters
Speaker 1: that came about, they came about because when commanders will
Speaker 1: look at a map. You've seen it all in the movies,
Speaker 1: whether it be a medieval night movie or a modern
Speaker 1: day movie. They're all crowded around a map, aren't they.
Speaker 1: And they have they have different dots here and buttons here,
Speaker 1: and you can this stands for a tank, and this
Speaker 1: is you know what I'm talking about, and he's moving
Speaker 1: around the map. If we sweep around this side, I
Speaker 1: know what you and I know you can picture what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Well, the problem you run into a lot
Speaker 1: is when the commander or the people making these plans,
Speaker 1: we're gonna move this guy here, and this battalion to
Speaker 1: move here, and then we're gonna shift this group over.
Speaker 1: That way is they don't take into account things like
Speaker 1: flesh and blood, human beings who have to pull these
Speaker 1: things off, human beings who are going to need what
Speaker 1: clothing for the environment, how much food? How much water?
Speaker 1: Can they even get from this point where you want
Speaker 1: them to go to that point where you want them
Speaker 1: to go, and the amount of time you've given them.
Speaker 1: And here look a simple way that they'll run into
Speaker 1: problems like this is let's say you want your men
Speaker 1: to march from point A to point B. And let's
Speaker 1: say you think your men can march it. This is
Speaker 1: just the number five miles an hour. So we'll get
Speaker 1: up and they'll march five miles an hour. Okay, So
Speaker 1: what do you do as a commander? You sit in
Speaker 1: your pencilist then okay, so I need them to march
Speaker 1: ten miles and two hours. That's the pace they march at.
Speaker 1: Perfect all right, they'll move from here to there ten
Speaker 1: miles and two hours. But you, as a commander, forgot
Speaker 1: that that group of soldiers you needed to move ten
Speaker 1: miles and two hours. They've been fighting for three days,
Speaker 1: they're half starve, they haven't slept, there are injuries. They
Speaker 1: don't move it five miles an hour anymore. This is
Speaker 1: what Republicans do when we say things like take back
Speaker 1: the cities. How do we take back the cities? We
Speaker 1: can't for now because the people who want the things
Speaker 1: you want and the things I want, you have a
Speaker 1: set of values. The people who share our sets of values,
Speaker 1: they're not all rural by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 1: I can't count how many people are listening to me
Speaker 1: right now, from the heart of Manhattan, from LA from Seattle,
Speaker 1: from all these big city places. So it's not that
Speaker 1: everyone in the city's gone, but our values on the right,
Speaker 1: as anti communists, they do not lend themselves to us
Speaker 1: staying in a city environment because we want different things.
Speaker 1: The rights values don't necessarily align with living in a city.
Speaker 1: And that's from me, who's pro city. Remember, I'm not
Speaker 1: like a lot of people on the right where I
Speaker 1: hate them. I love the cities. I love Chicago, I
Speaker 1: love New York. I have so much fun in LA.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to La soon and I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to it. I have a blast there. However, I'm also
Speaker 1: not a hypocrite. I have a blast there, but I
Speaker 1: can't live there. Why. I've got two young sons. I'm
Speaker 1: not young and single, or we're not we're not childless.
Speaker 1: I've got two sons. I don't want them to be
Speaker 1: in any of the city schools or Okay, so I
Speaker 1: moved into the city and I don't want them to
Speaker 1: be to be in a bad public school. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: I also don't have the money to pay fifty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a year to put them in some elite, snooty
Speaker 1: private school in the city which may go left anyway.
Speaker 1: Because of my family situation, I can't live in a city.
Speaker 1: I will be always grateful, always to the day I
Speaker 1: die to Premiere for this. Do a quick shout out
Speaker 1: to Premiere for this when Premier signed me a year
Speaker 1: and a half ago, and thank you Premiere for not
Speaker 1: firing me yet and letting me say whatever I want.
Speaker 1: But because it was phone call, you know, Buck was
Speaker 1: leaving to go do Clay and Buck after Rush passed,
Speaker 1: so that time slot opens up for Premier Networks. Everyone
Speaker 1: who in America who does what I do, wanted that
Speaker 1: phone call and they called me, which is still ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Because of an opportunity like that, Premier could have told me, hey,
Speaker 1: we want you to move to New York City and
Speaker 1: want you move to Nashville. I would have had to
Speaker 1: and it would have completely changed how I have to live.
Speaker 1: It would have changed the family environment. It would have. Instead,
Speaker 1: I got to stay where I am. Anyway, back to
Speaker 1: what I was talking about, we don't take back the cities.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work because the people who share our values, for
Speaker 1: the most part, don't stay in the city, so we
Speaker 1: don't have the numbers. It looks good on the map. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: We'll just take these pieces and we'll move them. We'll
Speaker 1: take the piece that's labeled Jesse and Family and we'll
Speaker 1: move that piece into New York City. Well, that looks
Speaker 1: great on the map, but Jesse ain't moving into New
Speaker 1: York City. It's not going to happen. So I don't
Speaker 1: want to say it's lost. That's not That's not what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. We're just not set up in
Speaker 1: any way to take them back because the nature of
Speaker 1: a city, the setup of a city, lends itself to
Speaker 1: the values of the left and not the right. That
Speaker 1: makes sense, Chris, did That makes sense? Good? I knew
Speaker 1: it did. That's what Chris. As an author, I just
Speaker 1: have this way of laying things out for you. There. Chris,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't know because you haven't bought the anti Communist
Speaker 1: manifesto that's available at Jesse kelleybook dot com. No, but
Speaker 1: that's that's why I will tell you though, that GOP
Speaker 1: does make a huge mistake when it comes to the
Speaker 1: cities as as far as our city outreach goes. And
Speaker 1: I'll talk about that mistake here in a moment. Let's
Speaker 1: talk about all your mistakes first. I certainly don't want
Speaker 1: to bring up any mind. I'm not going to bring
Speaker 1: up that I didn't even know what home title theft was.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that it was a thing that
Speaker 1: existed before it happened to me, before my home title
Speaker 1: got hacked. I honestly had never heard of it, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know my home title was online. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of embarrassed to say, but that's true. Your home titles online.
Speaker 1: You know that, right, it's in the cloud. They're gonna
Speaker 1: hack into it, they're gonna afford your signature on it.
Speaker 1: They're gonna take loans out against your home and they're
Speaker 1: gonna have you evicted or you're gonna have to go
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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. I got you. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. What do you mean you
Speaker 1: don't know why I put that song on the list? Chris.
Speaker 1: That's a wonderful song you did. Chris, you're just kind
Speaker 1: of a curmudgeon sometimes for such a young person, you
Speaker 1: don't enjoy a little Sonny and share it's romantic magic
Speaker 1: right before they got divorced. And Sonny ran into a
Speaker 1: tree when he was skiing, But it was magical before then. Gosh, Chris,
Speaker 1: all right, we do make one final thing before we
Speaker 1: move on, and we got to get to fentnil and
Speaker 1: I have to make fun of Lindsay Graham, and we
Speaker 1: have to get to all the other menu whisperer things.
Speaker 1: Someone needs help from the menu whisper Why don't we
Speaker 1: take back the cities? Well, there's a lot of reasons,
Speaker 1: but one of the mistakes that Gop makes taking back
Speaker 1: the cities. You're seeing a lot of this now drives
Speaker 1: me crazy. They think the way to take back the
Speaker 1: cities because they consider cities black people, and they consider
Speaker 1: the way to take back cities turning black people loose
Speaker 1: from prisons. That hasn't gained us a single vote from
Speaker 1: anybody at all. Instead of putting candidates, and if they
Speaker 1: have to be black candidate's fine, but instead of running
Speaker 1: candidates who will lose in these cities, to start familiarizing
Speaker 1: the black community in these cities with Republican candidates, instead
Speaker 1: of doing that. Instead they'll do the poll numbers. What's
Speaker 1: that guy's named Collins. We've had him on a couple
Speaker 1: of times running against Maxine Waters and Compton and great
Speaker 1: dude veteran. We had him on a couple times. Company
Speaker 1: did to get him on him again and he would
Speaker 1: talk about running for office there and he knew he
Speaker 1: was going to get crushed at least the first few
Speaker 1: times by Maxine Waters. That's just the numbers of the district.
Speaker 1: But he would say, Jesse, the people in my district
Speaker 1: have never met a Republican. Unless you're in a city,
Speaker 1: you don't know what that's like. You don't have any
Speaker 1: idea what that's like. You've met Republicans, you've met democrats.
Speaker 1: A lot of these poor black people who live in
Speaker 1: the poor black neighborhoods of the cities have never met
Speaker 1: a Republican. But the GOP, instead of running a candidate
Speaker 1: in there in that place that we'll lose, fund him
Speaker 1: and you'll lose. Instead of doing that, they think, let's
Speaker 1: have a press conference. Here's all the black people were
Speaker 1: turning and lose from prison, and it didn't move a
Speaker 1: single black vote into our corner all. Instead of introducing
Speaker 1: ourselves to every community out there, we think, how about
Speaker 1: a pardon. It's actually kind of insulting when you think
Speaker 1: about it. It's really insulting when you think about it.
Speaker 1: But they don't do it. One thing I really admire
Speaker 1: about the communists and the communist philosophies is they don't
Speaker 1: look at anything. They look at nothing and say, hey,
Speaker 1: we don't need to even try for that. Hey, let's
Speaker 1: leave that alone. Hey, let's not bother with that at all.
Speaker 1: The Communists will take candidates in blood red states or
Speaker 1: blood red cities or blood red districts, and they'll toss
Speaker 1: millions of dollars at these candidates why because they know
Speaker 1: in the end they will probably see victory if they
Speaker 1: just keep chopping away. But the Republicans, because we tend
Speaker 1: to be more business savvy. We will look at a
Speaker 1: congressional district in Chicago and it goes seventy percent Democrat.
Speaker 1: Every time we'll look at him, we'll say, well, I'm
Speaker 1: not bothering with that. I'm not throwing my money away.
Speaker 1: Forget it, waste of time. Instead of tossing a couple
Speaker 1: of million bucks at the guy, this time he's gonna lose, Fine,
Speaker 1: toss him another couple million. Next time, Fine, toss him
Speaker 1: a cup of Soon. Well maybe not soon, but ten
Speaker 1: years from now, twelve years from now, you get a
Speaker 1: good run. Maybe gas prices get too high again under
Speaker 1: a Democrat, all of a sudden, you pick up a
Speaker 1: district you had no business picking up because you spent
Speaker 1: years introducing yourself to the voters. But they don't do
Speaker 1: that at all. The GOP thinks blackoutreach is turning people
Speaker 1: loose from prison. It's actually embarrassing. I can't stand it.
Speaker 1: Not strying to be crazy, dear men, you whisper, Oh boy,
Speaker 1: someone needs my expertise. Chris look, Chris, you wouldn't understand
Speaker 1: what it's like to be the greatest in the world.
Speaker 1: It's something you know what a burden? No, Chris, I'm
Speaker 1: not bragging. You know what a burden it is to
Speaker 1: be the best food orderer on the planet. Because here's
Speaker 1: what I know. I have to wake up every single
Speaker 1: day and I know that God has given me a
Speaker 1: gift that he didn't give to other people. And it's
Speaker 1: my job to use that gift for hit what Chris,
Speaker 1: for his purposes? And I don't know. There's no way
Speaker 1: I can successfully be the best food order in the world.
Speaker 1: I look, I'm sorry, Lord, I'm doing the best I can.
Speaker 1: But when people need help, just like Mother Teresa, I'm
Speaker 1: going to help them. Mother Teresa and me, we're out
Speaker 1: here saving lives, we're out here changing lives. I guess
Speaker 1: she isn't anymore. I think she died. Did She's dead? Well,
Speaker 1: now it's just me. Well now I don't even have
Speaker 1: Mother Teresa's help anymore. Chris. You know who's help I
Speaker 1: do have? Chalk. You think I can carry the load
Speaker 1: of being the best food order on the planet without
Speaker 1: the assistance of a male vitality stack from chalk coursing
Speaker 1: through my veins day in and day out. Being a
Speaker 1: menu whisper isn't for the faint of heart. You need
Speaker 1: your testosh drone levels increase for a lot of things
Speaker 1: in life, but it helps if you're trying to sit
Speaker 1: down and you're trying to break down a menu and
Speaker 1: figure out what the best thing is. It sure helps
Speaker 1: if your tea levels aren't where the GOP's are. Do
Speaker 1: you want to have Do you want to have the
Speaker 1: tea levels of Senator Lankford of Oklahoma? What? Chris, I'm
Speaker 1: just asking questions. If you want to have the tea
Speaker 1: levels of Senator Lankford, we should change the name a
Speaker 1: military basis. Then I don't want you to take chalk.
Speaker 1: If you would like the tea levels of somebody who
Speaker 1: was actually interested in fighting for something, then you should
Speaker 1: get on a male vitality stack from chalk, especially because
Speaker 1: it's all natural, or a female vitality stack. Ladies, choc
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Speaker 1: do you have the ability to perform a culinary exorcism?
Speaker 1: I think my wife may have a menu demon. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter where we go or what type of food,
Speaker 1: she never, never fails to order the worst thing on
Speaker 1: the menu. And since I'm a gentleman, I always give
Speaker 1: her my delicious meal and eat the pile of craps
Speaker 1: she ordered after she's taken one bite and decided it
Speaker 1: doesn't taste good. So this is a real problem for
Speaker 1: me too. The consistency in which this occurs, given the
Speaker 1: variety of restaurants and types of food, and number of
Speaker 1: years it's been occurring, leaves me thinking it has to
Speaker 1: be a supernatural phenomenon. Is there anything you can do,
Speaker 1: as the menu whisperer to oust this demon? Oh, this
Speaker 1: is a tough one, all right. Even look most people,
Speaker 1: most people wouldn't even come close to being able to
Speaker 1: tackle this issue. By the grace of God, I've been prepared, what, Chris,
Speaker 1: I've been preparing my entire life for this moment, Because
Speaker 1: I'll be very honest with you right now, that's one
Speaker 1: email from one man, but that's every woman on the planet,
Speaker 1: all of them. You think your wife has a menu demon.
Speaker 1: I think my wife is the menu demon. Do you
Speaker 1: think we don't struggle with this in the Kelly Household.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know why this happens? Look, we're
Speaker 1: gonna break this down next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: On an asked Doctor Jesse Friday, tackling what may be
Speaker 1: the most difficult ask Doctor Jesse question we've ever tackled before.
Speaker 1: Before we get back into fentnil and making fun of
Speaker 1: Lindsay Graham. I'm actually gonna make fun of Lindsay Graham
Speaker 1: after I answer this question here in a moment. But
Speaker 1: the guy asked this question was about his wife. He
Speaker 1: thinks she has a menu demon because she orders the
Speaker 1: most disgusting thing on the menu wherever he goes, and
Speaker 1: then she won't eat hers because it sucks, and she
Speaker 1: eats his and he has to basically starve to death
Speaker 1: every time. As I tried to explain, this is not
Speaker 1: your wife, brother, this is every woman who's ever lived.
Speaker 1: They're all like this. My wife is the same way,
Speaker 1: all like this. We'll go out. We just did this Sunday.
Speaker 1: It was Sunday. After church on Sunday. We went to
Speaker 1: this local place here in town. And this place is
Speaker 1: famous for their burgers, and they're famous for their milkshakes.
Speaker 1: Their milkshakes are unreal, and everyone knows a burger and
Speaker 1: milkshakes the greatest meal on earth. Me and the boys
Speaker 1: walk in all three of us cheeseburger milkshake, cheeseburger milkshake.
Speaker 1: The boys got fries. I was feeling a little wild,
Speaker 1: you know what a wild man am. So I got
Speaker 1: the onion rings and we get milkshakes. You know what,
Speaker 1: she got some kind of lettuce rap thing. It was something,
Speaker 1: there was something. I didn't even know what it was,
Speaker 1: but oh, they have the lettuce raps on the menu.
Speaker 1: And our food comes, me and the boys, and I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there and I've got a strawberry shake in front
Speaker 1: of me, and this burgers. It's not a world famous
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly burger, but it's looking pretty good right there.
Speaker 1: Onion rings beside me, and the boys have all that stuff.
Speaker 1: And she sits there with this rap in front of her,
Speaker 1: and you can see the look of disappointment on her face.
Speaker 1: And she takes one bite of and she says, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I like this place anymore. Mind's terrible,
Speaker 1: that's what she said. Mind's terrible. Oh it's their fault
Speaker 1: that the lettuce rap isn't quite as scrumptious as what
Speaker 1: you wanted. Why you know why women do this? Because
Speaker 1: women This again, this is universal. Women are what I
Speaker 1: like to call nice liars. They will lie for nice
Speaker 1: reasons to everyone, including themselves. That's why your mother, that's
Speaker 1: why you're a mother, and my mother, my mother, my mom.
Speaker 1: I know you're listening. You did this too. That's why
Speaker 1: your mother will say things to you like, you are
Speaker 1: so handsome, you know what, you can be anything you
Speaker 1: want to be. Mom will tell you that all the time.
Speaker 1: That's a freaking lie. I remember my mom used to
Speaker 1: say that to me when I was getting seasoned d's
Speaker 1: in high school and ditching class every other day. I
Speaker 1: think you're going to be president one day. I remember
Speaker 1: my mom telling me that. Mom, come on, that was
Speaker 1: a lie. And you knew that was a lie that
Speaker 1: was never going to happen. But she's a nice liar.
Speaker 1: That's how women are. Oh you look so good. Oh yes, no,
Speaker 1: I do like those new things you bought. Oh you
Speaker 1: bought a new gun again. Yeah, I guess that is
Speaker 1: really important we have that. They're nice liars, but they're
Speaker 1: also nice liars to themselves. You see, women put a
Speaker 1: lot of pressure on themselves. They think they should look
Speaker 1: twenty forever, which is ridiculous because if you're a forty
Speaker 1: year old woman who takes care of herself, you look
Speaker 1: way better than you did at twenty. That's just a fact.
Speaker 1: But anyway, setting that aside, women want to look twenty forever.
Speaker 1: So they starve themselves to death, and they convinced themselves
Speaker 1: they have to eat like little bunny rabbits in order
Speaker 1: to try to look twenty forever. So she'll sit down
Speaker 1: and she'll look at that menu and she will lie
Speaker 1: to herself and say this, let us rapp It will
Speaker 1: be just as satisfying as the cheeseburger was going to be.
Speaker 1: But it never is. So she's hit in the face
Speaker 1: hard with that truth every single time she sits down
Speaker 1: and orders the beat in walnuts salad while you're getting
Speaker 1: the Cajun shrimp pasta with an extra side of cheese bread.
Speaker 1: She knows she's a nice liar. That's the problem, Chris.
Speaker 1: The nice liars, that's what they are. That's what they
Speaker 1: all are. Well, I guess not all of them, not
Speaker 1: Jane Fonda. We have experienced many decades now of having
Speaker 1: agency over our body, of being able to determine when
Speaker 1: and how many children to have. We know what that
Speaker 1: feels like. We know what that's done for our lives.
Speaker 1: We're not going back. I don't care what the laws are.
Speaker 1: We're not horrid Dock. Jane Fonda is what you call
Speaker 1: a horrid liar. Now, speaking of horrid, you voted for this.
Speaker 1: We've been enjoying this little campaign we've embarked on, have
Speaker 1: we not? You voted for this? You know the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly's show. Family. We are going to wake up some
Speaker 1: Democrats in this country for voting for the things they
Speaker 1: say they hate all the time. But we are also
Speaker 1: going to apply this to our selves. Lindsey Graham is
Speaker 1: currently working with Democrats on a carbon import fee. What
Speaker 1: you need to know, I'm just going to set aside
Speaker 1: everything else with it. What you need to know about
Speaker 1: it is it would punish any importers into the country
Speaker 1: if they aren't making things as quote clean as we
Speaker 1: make ours. But once again, the GOP cannot seem to
Speaker 1: get out of their own way. The seconds you acknowledge
Speaker 1: the communists premise that carbon is killing the planet, you
Speaker 1: have already lost it's not humanly possible to win the
Speaker 1: debate against the genocidal climate nutters if you're going to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that carbon is poison. The second you acknowledge that
Speaker 1: you have lost, you have given the enemy the battlefield.
Speaker 1: And this is what Republicans do over and over and
Speaker 1: over and over and over again. They play the left
Speaker 1: game on the left field with the lefs referees enforcing
Speaker 1: the less rules, and they wonder why they come up
Speaker 1: short on the scoreboard all the time. But that's not
Speaker 1: my point. My point is, here's a couple of the
Speaker 1: Republicans supporting this Lindsey Graham. Do you know what percentage
Speaker 1: of the primary vote Lindsey Graham got last time he
Speaker 1: ran for Senate in the very red South Carolina? Know what?
Speaker 1: The percentage of the vote was, sixty seven percent. It
Speaker 1: wasn't even close. You go ask the average person who
Speaker 1: thinks like you think out there what they think of
Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham. He's a piece of trash, he's a rhino,
Speaker 1: he's gotta go, We gotta get rid of him. And
Speaker 1: yet the blood red Republicans of South Carolina somehow send
Speaker 1: him back every single time. Overwhelmingly my state two. This
Speaker 1: applies to me, myself and I John Cornyn over and
Speaker 1: over and over again. Will KNIFEA send the back. You
Speaker 1: ask the average Republican, even in Texas, what they think
Speaker 1: of corn and I don't really like him, and yet
Speaker 1: they go back and vote for him every single time.
Speaker 1: You think that's bad. North Dakota, Senator Kramer, this guy's
Speaker 1: part of this bill. Do you know how you know
Speaker 1: how high the percentage was of his vote in the
Speaker 1: last primary? Eighty seven percent. The last time that guy
Speaker 1: ran into primary, he got eighty seven percent of the bill.
Speaker 1: Do you know how red North Dakota is you voted for?
Speaker 1: This applies to those of us in red states who
Speaker 1: can't seem to get this under control. We can't seem
Speaker 1: to care enough about primaries to show up, and when
Speaker 1: we do show up, we vote for the same turn
Speaker 1: over and over again, because we saw his commercials on
Speaker 1: TV or we met him one time. We had better
Speaker 1: get ourselves woken up quickly on the right, very very quickly. Anyway,
Speaker 1: This is from the Commerce Secretary. This was interesting. The
Speaker 1: United States not seek to decouple from China, nor does
Speaker 1: it seek a technological decoupling from China. What we seek
Speaker 1: to do is ensure that certain technologies where the United
Speaker 1: States is ahead and where China's explicit strategy is to
Speaker 1: have these technologies and deploy them in the Chinese military apparatus.
Speaker 1: Those are technologies that we have used export controls to
Speaker 1: ban the sale of to China. So we enjoy trade
Speaker 1: with China. The vast majority of trade with China is
Speaker 1: in benign products, and that will and should continue. So
Speaker 1: this isn't about decoupling. The most confusing thing is listening
Speaker 1: to American politicians try to describe what our relationship with
Speaker 1: China is because we need Chin and China needs us.
Speaker 1: Yet China's our enemy and they're moving to a war
Speaker 1: footing and we realize it. And I Am going to
Speaker 1: find this whole thing to be so fascinating as we
Speaker 1: watch it all play out now, Fenton Hill, someone wants
Speaker 1: to know about it. Someone wants to talk about the
Speaker 1: schools in America? Why is that a problem? And well,
Speaker 1: the Communists in the end, aren't they going to destroy
Speaker 1: each other too? So why don't they stop? All this
Speaker 1: is still to come on the Jesse Kelly Show before
Speaker 1: we get to any of that, Before we go to
Speaker 1: war with China. Maybe we should bone up on what
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Speaker 1: four four. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show I can't stop laughing about this. This dude.
Speaker 1: They brought a new puppy from a breeder and it
Speaker 1: bit him and laughed. It turned out the puppies a hyena.
Speaker 1: But this guy's mad about that. I don't understand why
Speaker 1: everyone is anti hyena. Hyena. Those things are sweet. They
Speaker 1: have the I think it's one of the strongest bites
Speaker 1: in the entire animal kingdom. They can bite through bone.
Speaker 1: They're huge. People don't know how big they are because
Speaker 1: you're used to watching lions slap them around. I think
Speaker 1: they're over two hundred pounds. Chris. Those things are huge. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, I realize. You know what the problem is
Speaker 1: the for the hyena. It really proves how shallow shallow
Speaker 1: we are as humans. That's exactly right, Chris. They're so ugly.
Speaker 1: That's the only reason you like the lion over the hyena.
Speaker 1: It's because you're superficial. Because you look at a hyena
Speaker 1: and you think, Chay's, Lord, why did you make that?
Speaker 1: And you look at a lion and you think, what
Speaker 1: a majestic, beautiful creature the lion. The lion's just the
Speaker 1: hot chick, all right, Okay, she had good jeans. She's
Speaker 1: got good jeans. She's shallow inside. There's nothing there. The
Speaker 1: Hyaena brings real substance to your life. But just because
Speaker 1: he looks like joy behar you don't give him the
Speaker 1: time a day. Jesse. Actually, the guy says, oh, incredible,
Speaker 1: handsome oracle of great knowledge. Maybe you could answer the
Speaker 1: question I have troubling my mind. Death as a result
Speaker 1: of Pearl Harbor twenty four oh three. Results were a
Speaker 1: war ending with the use of atom bombs. Deaths as
Speaker 1: a result of nine to eleven twenty year war, death
Speaker 1: as a result of no poisoning one hundred and seven thousand,
Speaker 1: according to the CDC. What's it going to take? How
Speaker 1: many deaths without declaring war on Mexico? Plays some seal
Speaker 1: teams in Delta Force and so on and so forth
Speaker 1: to hurt these guys thoughts. Okay, first, let's have a
Speaker 1: chat here, and I'm not going to give you any specifics,
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying that I am a possession of
Speaker 1: any specifics. But you know that our super Ninja types,
Speaker 1: the Green Beret types, you know, they've been operating in
Speaker 1: Central South America and Mexico for a long time, right,
Speaker 1: a very very very long time. Shoot. I used to
Speaker 1: work with a green bray who used to run, used
Speaker 1: to run undercover in some shop out of Panama, dealing
Speaker 1: basically in drug money for the US government. These we
Speaker 1: have our guys down there. Why doesn't it result in more?
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about war, and we lose sight of this,
Speaker 1: but it is very much true. It's why I find
Speaker 1: the upcoming conflict, whatever that's going to be with China.
Speaker 1: That's why I find it to be so fascinating. You
Speaker 1: generally do war with somebody you don't need that much.
Speaker 1: You know, we could do war with the terrorists who
Speaker 1: blew up the towers on nine eleven because we didn't
Speaker 1: rely on them for anything at all. You can do
Speaker 1: war against Vietnam because you didn't rely on them for
Speaker 1: anything at all. In World War Two, we could do
Speaker 1: war with Japan because, yeah, they bought some of our stuff,
Speaker 1: but we were making everything back then. We'll just sell
Speaker 1: it to someone else. In fact, they were screwing up
Speaker 1: our economy. You see what I mean. We rely on
Speaker 1: Mexico for a lot. And if you think we don't,
Speaker 1: do you remember it was a little blip in the radar,
Speaker 1: But do you remember, gosh it was a year ago
Speaker 1: maybe where there were no avocados. There was some kind
Speaker 1: of a thing with Mexico. I think it was a
Speaker 1: plant somebody got kidnapped. I don't remember the details. For
Speaker 1: whatever reason, the avocado imports, which we get basically all
Speaker 1: of our avocados to Mexico, they stopped like that. There
Speaker 1: was outrage in twenty four hours over a crappy fruit
Speaker 1: or vegetable or whatever you call that, mushy pilot garbage.
Speaker 1: There was an outrage over avocados. We do so much trade,
Speaker 1: so many goods and services come across that border that
Speaker 1: if you're asking for a war, you're asking for something
Speaker 1: that's never going to happen. Plus again, I come back
Speaker 1: to this, who were you declaring war against. You can't
Speaker 1: say the cartels. It doesn't look like it looks in
Speaker 1: the movies where the cartels have their own separate little
Speaker 1: headquarters and they have bad tattoos and walk around with
Speaker 1: machetes and they say r A. That's not how it works.
Speaker 1: They're woven into the community, woven into the government. They're
Speaker 1: woven into the various state police forces. Did you know
Speaker 1: one of the main ways to cartels assassinate each other
Speaker 1: as they'll simply send cops they own into someone's home
Speaker 1: for an official raid and they'll arrest them, and then
Speaker 1: the cops will just drive them out and shoot them
Speaker 1: in the back of the head on the side of
Speaker 1: the road. Woven into the society, we say we wanted
Speaker 1: to clear war. It's not that simple. I want something
Speaker 1: done about it too. I think we should go clear
Speaker 1: to the source too. Remember, Fetni doesn't come from Mexico.
Speaker 1: Fetni comes from China. And you think that's accidental. You
Speaker 1: think China's accidentally allowing an export that's murdering one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand Americans a year. I'm telling you right now now,
Speaker 1: it's on purpose. Jesse. The conversation about how communists want
Speaker 1: to destroy us as a frequent topic on your show.
Speaker 1: My question for you is, if they actually were to succeed,
Speaker 1: what next. Won't they have to turn on each other
Speaker 1: to continue their quest for power? Where does it end?
Speaker 1: Okay Pulpot? When Pulpot took over, when him and his
Speaker 1: communist pieces of trash friends, when they took over Cambodia,
Speaker 1: do you know how many people were on the Central Committee,
Speaker 1: the big cheese communists who took over these are the leaders.
Speaker 1: There were twenty two when Pulpot took over. Eighteen of
Speaker 1: them were dead after the first year Stalin. You've heard
Speaker 1: of the various Stalin purges, the Red Scare, the Red Terror,
Speaker 1: the read all these things. Do you know Stalin was
Speaker 1: mostly killing other Communists for the longest time in there.
Speaker 1: It's a religion of destruction that doesn't have an end date.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have an end goal. They just keep killing again.
Speaker 1: It's not my quote. It's one of my buddies that
Speaker 1: said it, but it's so good I wish i'd come
Speaker 1: up with it. He said. The only thing I like
Speaker 1: about Communism is how many communists Communism is killed. Oh,
Speaker 1: once they take over everything, they just start killing each
Speaker 1: other too. It's always been that way anyway. On that
Speaker 1: happy note, let's talk about your dog. You know your
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Speaker 1: especially as you get older. I have to eat your
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Speaker 1: your dog never gets a smoothie. Your dog never gets
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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, look, they don't they don't have a
Speaker 1: plan like we'd like to imagine. Okay, well they're gonna
Speaker 1: take this out and they're gonna destroy this and destroy that,
Speaker 1: and eventually it'll culminate in them just taking over everything
Speaker 1: and running everything. Well, look where that's happened. Everywhere that's happened.
Speaker 1: Remember not stall, Remember Mao's cultural evolution, the cultural revolution
Speaker 1: Mao did that killed all those people, murdered all those
Speaker 1: Chinese people. That wasn't at the beginning. The communists had
Speaker 1: owned China for seventeen years before Mao launched his cultural revolution.
Speaker 1: What was he doing with that? Kill another Communist? The
Speaker 1: destruction never stops, because that's the whole point of the religion.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's talk about our school system
Speaker 1: Illinois and more. Hang on,