WEBVTT - Hour 2: Taking Back the Cities 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:08.080 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:11.080 Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the show 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:16.240 Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:19.320 Kelly Show dot com. I'm so freaking excited to day. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:23.279 I'm about to lose it. Now, let's talk about the 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.760 Silicon Valley Bank really, really briefly. Just gonna play this 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.920 whole thing again because I cut it off earlier. I'm 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:31.360 not going to spend a bunch of time on it. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:34.880 It's asked doctor Jesse Friday. But I am a little worried. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.240 This is the beginning to go from the headlines yesterday 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.879 to now the bank officially failing. Anybody who lived through 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:41.800 two thousand and eight remembers that when you have a 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:44.960 crisis of confidence, things can move pretty quickly here and 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:47.640 there's a process. So the FDIC is now bringing this 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:51.000 into receiver shifts, and they've talked about it. As they 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.760 sell assets of the bank, future dividend payments can be 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:57.840 made to uninsured depositors. Remember, the FDIC covers accounts of 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.440 two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Beyond that you have 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:02.680 to be giving the fd I see a call at 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.560 this point. But yes, the FDIC is taking the bank 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:09.479 into receivership. This, guys, is one of the largest bank 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:12.520 failures in history. Remember it's one of the top twenty 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:14.679 banks in the United States. At the end of December 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:18.240 had more than two hundred billion dollars in assets. By comparison, 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:22.920 Washington Mutual was about three hundred billion. Show just a 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.200 little comparison there about what kind of a moment we 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:30.000 are sitting in here? That doesn't sound good none, None 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.880 of that sounds very good at all. Hey, what are 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.960 we gonna do their prayer? And let's just keep on march. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:37.679 You know, I don't even have the energy to tear 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:39.920 on Lindsey Graham right now, Chris. I'm not gonna do 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:41.920 it for at least a half hour. I'm just gonna sit. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.000 I'm gonna sit this out. I don't want to get 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.360 my blood pressure up. It's Friday. We all need to 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.280 feel good, you know, we need you know, we need 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:57.360 It's freaking Friday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am. I like 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:05.120 I want printos, Grunty, get them from you. I yea 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:12.280 yea yea oh y m d fritot, give me Fritosuncy. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:16.480 I'll be your friend. Defrito Bunty, though you must not 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:23.520 have been Munch Munch Munch Oracle Jesse. Former O three 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:27.440 eleven brother here O three for those who don't know, 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:31.160 you have an MOS in the military. That's your your job, 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:34.160 your job. It's what your job is, whether you're a 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.720 pilot or a mechanic, or a cook or a grunt. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:42.320 Anything O three zero three in the Marines is infantry. 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.320 There's O three one one. That's what this guy was. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.040 That's a rifleman. There's what I was. I was. O 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:52.119 three forty one. That's a mortarman. OH three fifty one, 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.399 that's a salt O three thirty one that's machine gun 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.400 or heavy machine guns. Anything OH three is a grunt anyway. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.240 Former OH three eleven brother here, just the question I 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:04.720 can't seem to figure out. The Democrats have taken control 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.960 of our national and statewide elections by dominating the urban 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:12.000 voting areas like Philly, Atlanta, Chicago, La, Seattle, etc. We're 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:15.160 watching all of our cities absolutely collapse and no apparent 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:19.560 fix in sight. Why has the GOP surrendered these key 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:23.519 voting centers to Democrats for decades? If they could devise 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:26.440 a plan to retake our city, we would never lose 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:29.760 another election. It seems like an easy fix. But the 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:34.040 GOP doesn't seem interested in addressing all this. Why does 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:36.880 his name is Junior and he says semper five, semper five, 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:41.600 my brother. Okay, this is an interesting question. Why no, 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:45.680 why don't we take back the cities? We've brought it 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.960 up before. Everyone. Every state now has an election map 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.280 that's similar to this. But if you want to see 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.400 the most stark example of this, look at the state 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:57.119 of Illinois. Do an Internet search for congressional map Illinois. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.520 People think of Illinois as liberal stage some oh man, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:06.160 they're all communists there. Illinois a sea of red and 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:09.360 then Chicago and so they go blue every single time. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.160 And here's what we do. And I've done the same thing. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.960 We look at that and we say, well, why don't 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:22.479 we do something to quote take back the city or 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.840 at least try to make some gains in the city. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.880 Maybe we're not going to take over over Chicago, but 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.039 we can gain five percent, ten percent, then we never 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:34.960 lose another election. Here's the problem with it. You know 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:38.200 what paused for a moment. Let's talk about war for 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:42.720 a moment. We've told how many historical stories on this 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:48.640 show about wars and battles and military campaigns and things 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.800 like that, and a lot of the various disasters we've 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:56.880 run into that we discuss historically, American and others present 0:04:57.000 --> 0:05:00.440 day in ancient times. A lot of the desire masters 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:05.560 that came about, they came about because when commanders will 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.080 look at a map. You've seen it all in the movies, 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:10.520 whether it be a medieval night movie or a modern 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.800 day movie. They're all crowded around a map, aren't they. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.960 And they have they have different dots here and buttons here, 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.080 and you can this stands for a tank, and this 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:20.000 is you know what I'm talking about, and he's moving 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:22.800 around the map. If we sweep around this side, I 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.880 know what you and I know you can picture what 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:29.840 I'm saying. Well, the problem you run into a lot 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:33.360 is when the commander or the people making these plans, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:36.320 we're gonna move this guy here, and this battalion to 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:38.719 move here, and then we're gonna shift this group over. 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:43.000 That way is they don't take into account things like 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.479 flesh and blood, human beings who have to pull these 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.200 things off, human beings who are going to need what 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:54.080 clothing for the environment, how much food? How much water? 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.600 Can they even get from this point where you want 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:59.440 them to go to that point where you want them 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.839 to go, and the amount of time you've given them. 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.200 And here look a simple way that they'll run into 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:08.720 problems like this is let's say you want your men 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.360 to march from point A to point B. And let's 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.680 say you think your men can march it. This is 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.520 just the number five miles an hour. So we'll get 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:20.120 up and they'll march five miles an hour. Okay, So 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.240 what do you do as a commander? You sit in 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.520 your pencilist then okay, so I need them to march 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:29.000 ten miles and two hours. That's the pace they march at. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.120 Perfect all right, they'll move from here to there ten 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:34.799 miles and two hours. But you, as a commander, forgot 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:37.960 that that group of soldiers you needed to move ten 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.799 miles and two hours. They've been fighting for three days, 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:44.160 they're half starve, they haven't slept, there are injuries. They 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:49.000 don't move it five miles an hour anymore. This is 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.799 what Republicans do when we say things like take back 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:58.320 the cities. How do we take back the cities? We 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:03.320 can't for now because the people who want the things 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.400 you want and the things I want, you have a 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:11.640 set of values. The people who share our sets of values, 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:15.400 they're not all rural by any stretch of the imagination. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.480 I can't count how many people are listening to me 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:21.840 right now, from the heart of Manhattan, from LA from Seattle, 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.360 from all these big city places. So it's not that 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:29.360 everyone in the city's gone, but our values on the right, 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:35.400 as anti communists, they do not lend themselves to us 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:41.080 staying in a city environment because we want different things. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:47.200 The rights values don't necessarily align with living in a city. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.560 And that's from me, who's pro city. Remember, I'm not 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.200 like a lot of people on the right where I 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:55.520 hate them. I love the cities. I love Chicago, I 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.600 love New York. I have so much fun in LA. 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:59.640 I gotta go to La soon and I'm looking forward 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:04.160 to it. I have a blast there. However, I'm also 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:07.720 not a hypocrite. I have a blast there, but I 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:13.560 can't live there. Why. I've got two young sons. I'm 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:16.560 not young and single, or we're not we're not childless. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.680 I've got two sons. I don't want them to be 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:23.440 in any of the city schools or Okay, so I 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:24.800 moved into the city and I don't want them to 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.440 be to be in a bad public school. Okay. Well, 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.240 I also don't have the money to pay fifty thousand 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.720 dollars a year to put them in some elite, snooty 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:36.079 private school in the city which may go left anyway. 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:42.040 Because of my family situation, I can't live in a city. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.320 I will be always grateful, always to the day I 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.559 die to Premiere for this. Do a quick shout out 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:52.280 to Premiere for this when Premier signed me a year 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.280 and a half ago, and thank you Premiere for not 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.160 firing me yet and letting me say whatever I want. 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:01.400 But because it was phone call, you know, Buck was 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.040 leaving to go do Clay and Buck after Rush passed, 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:08.000 so that time slot opens up for Premier Networks. Everyone 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.080 who in America who does what I do, wanted that 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.400 phone call and they called me, which is still ridiculous. 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:17.880 Because of an opportunity like that, Premier could have told me, hey, 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.000 we want you to move to New York City and 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.839 want you move to Nashville. I would have had to 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:25.160 and it would have completely changed how I have to live. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.319 It would have changed the family environment. It would have. Instead, 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.040 I got to stay where I am. Anyway, back to 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:35.080 what I was talking about, we don't take back the cities. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:38.520 Doesn't work because the people who share our values, for 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:42.040 the most part, don't stay in the city, so we 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:45.280 don't have the numbers. It looks good on the map. No, no, no, no, 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.160 We'll just take these pieces and we'll move them. We'll 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.320 take the piece that's labeled Jesse and Family and we'll 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:54.840 move that piece into New York City. Well, that looks 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:56.920 great on the map, but Jesse ain't moving into New 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:02.520 York City. It's not going to happen. So I don't 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.920 want to say it's lost. That's not That's not what 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.720 I'm trying to say. We're just not set up in 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:13.520 any way to take them back because the nature of 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.720 a city, the setup of a city, lends itself to 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:20.120 the values of the left and not the right. That 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:23.040 makes sense, Chris, did That makes sense? Good? I knew 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:26.320 it did. That's what Chris. As an author, I just 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.480 have this way of laying things out for you. There. Chris, 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:32.440 you wouldn't know because you haven't bought the anti Communist 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:36.520 manifesto that's available at Jesse kelleybook dot com. No, but 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:40.040 that's that's why I will tell you though, that GOP 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.360 does make a huge mistake when it comes to the 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.920 cities as as far as our city outreach goes. And 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.600 I'll talk about that mistake here in a moment. Let's 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.920 talk about all your mistakes first. I certainly don't want 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:53.960 to bring up any mind. I'm not going to bring 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:57.200 up that I didn't even know what home title theft was. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:10:59.880 I didn't even know that it was a thing that 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.080 existed before it happened to me, before my home title 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.640 got hacked. I honestly had never heard of it, and 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.319 I didn't know my home title was online. I'm kind 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.080 of embarrassed to say, but that's true. Your home titles online. 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.600 You know that, right, it's in the cloud. They're gonna 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.720 hack into it, they're gonna afford your signature on it. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.319 They're gonna take loans out against your home and they're 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.560 gonna have you evicted or you're gonna have to go 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.840 to court to get those loans unwound, and you're gonna 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:27.880 have to pay about fifty g's for an attorney to 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.280 do so. You got fifty g's as we head into 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.840 a recession. Here, you got fifty g's just sitting around 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.400 the house. If you don't have fifty g's, go to 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.720 hometitle lock dot com slash Jesse and sign up so 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:42.079 you don't get burned. Poemetitle lock dot com slash Jesse. 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:53.000 This is the Jesse Kelly Show. I got you. It 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.240 is the Jesse Kelly Show. What do you mean you 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.400 don't know why I put that song on the list? Chris. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:00.719 That's a wonderful song you did. Chris, you're just kind 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.440 of a curmudgeon sometimes for such a young person, you 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:07.040 don't enjoy a little Sonny and share it's romantic magic 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.760 right before they got divorced. And Sonny ran into a 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:13.120 tree when he was skiing, But it was magical before then. Gosh, Chris, 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.520 all right, we do make one final thing before we 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.160 move on, and we got to get to fentnil and 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.080 I have to make fun of Lindsay Graham, and we 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.760 have to get to all the other menu whisperer things. 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.480 Someone needs help from the menu whisper Why don't we 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:27.000 take back the cities? Well, there's a lot of reasons, 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.320 but one of the mistakes that Gop makes taking back 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.680 the cities. You're seeing a lot of this now drives 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:34.440 me crazy. They think the way to take back the 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.760 cities because they consider cities black people, and they consider 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.280 the way to take back cities turning black people loose 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.839 from prisons. That hasn't gained us a single vote from 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:48.160 anybody at all. Instead of putting candidates, and if they 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.520 have to be black candidate's fine, but instead of running 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:56.319 candidates who will lose in these cities, to start familiarizing 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.760 the black community in these cities with Republican candidates, instead 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:03.920 of doing that. Instead they'll do the poll numbers. What's 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.719 that guy's named Collins. We've had him on a couple 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:10.439 of times running against Maxine Waters and Compton and great 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.400 dude veteran. We had him on a couple times. Company 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.160 did to get him on him again and he would 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.480 talk about running for office there and he knew he 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:19.320 was going to get crushed at least the first few 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.400 times by Maxine Waters. That's just the numbers of the district. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.840 But he would say, Jesse, the people in my district 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:29.400 have never met a Republican. Unless you're in a city, 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.120 you don't know what that's like. You don't have any 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:35.280 idea what that's like. You've met Republicans, you've met democrats. 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.040 A lot of these poor black people who live in 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.280 the poor black neighborhoods of the cities have never met 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:45.479 a Republican. But the GOP, instead of running a candidate 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:48.920 in there in that place that we'll lose, fund him 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:53.560 and you'll lose. Instead of doing that, they think, let's 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.880 have a press conference. Here's all the black people were 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.440 turning and lose from prison, and it didn't move a 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:02.640 single black vote into our corner all. Instead of introducing 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:07.480 ourselves to every community out there, we think, how about 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:10.320 a pardon. It's actually kind of insulting when you think 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:13.040 about it. It's really insulting when you think about it. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:16.439 But they don't do it. One thing I really admire 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:20.440 about the communists and the communist philosophies is they don't 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:24.480 look at anything. They look at nothing and say, hey, 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.520 we don't need to even try for that. Hey, let's 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:29.520 leave that alone. Hey, let's not bother with that at all. 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:34.240 The Communists will take candidates in blood red states or 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.880 blood red cities or blood red districts, and they'll toss 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:43.320 millions of dollars at these candidates why because they know 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:47.880 in the end they will probably see victory if they 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.360 just keep chopping away. But the Republicans, because we tend 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.480 to be more business savvy. We will look at a 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.920 congressional district in Chicago and it goes seventy percent Democrat. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.400 Every time we'll look at him, we'll say, well, I'm 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.120 not bothering with that. I'm not throwing my money away. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.800 Forget it, waste of time. Instead of tossing a couple 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:10.440 of million bucks at the guy, this time he's gonna lose, Fine, 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.920 toss him another couple million. Next time, Fine, toss him 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:16.640 a cup of Soon. Well maybe not soon, but ten 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:19.120 years from now, twelve years from now, you get a 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.920 good run. Maybe gas prices get too high again under 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.400 a Democrat, all of a sudden, you pick up a 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.560 district you had no business picking up because you spent 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.680 years introducing yourself to the voters. But they don't do 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:33.480 that at all. The GOP thinks blackoutreach is turning people 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:36.080 loose from prison. It's actually embarrassing. I can't stand it. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:41.000 Not strying to be crazy, dear men, you whisper, Oh boy, 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:47.640 someone needs my expertise. Chris look, Chris, you wouldn't understand 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:51.080 what it's like to be the greatest in the world. 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:53.520 It's something you know what a burden? No, Chris, I'm 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.120 not bragging. You know what a burden it is to 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:59.840 be the best food orderer on the planet. Because here's 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:01.560 what I know. I have to wake up every single 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:04.800 day and I know that God has given me a 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.360 gift that he didn't give to other people. And it's 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:11.120 my job to use that gift for hit what Chris, 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.920 for his purposes? And I don't know. There's no way 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.160 I can successfully be the best food order in the world. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.840 I look, I'm sorry, Lord, I'm doing the best I can. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:24.160 But when people need help, just like Mother Teresa, I'm 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:27.440 going to help them. Mother Teresa and me, we're out 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:32.080 here saving lives, we're out here changing lives. I guess 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.280 she isn't anymore. I think she died. Did She's dead? Well, 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.280 now it's just me. Well now I don't even have 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.160 Mother Teresa's help anymore. Chris. You know who's help I 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:44.120 do have? Chalk. You think I can carry the load 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:47.880 of being the best food order on the planet without 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:52.120 the assistance of a male vitality stack from chalk coursing 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:55.720 through my veins day in and day out. Being a 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:59.080 menu whisper isn't for the faint of heart. You need 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:02.360 your testosh drone levels increase for a lot of things 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.840 in life, but it helps if you're trying to sit 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.040 down and you're trying to break down a menu and 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:09.440 figure out what the best thing is. It sure helps 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.679 if your tea levels aren't where the GOP's are. Do 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.960 you want to have Do you want to have the 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:20.200 tea levels of Senator Lankford of Oklahoma? What? Chris, I'm 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:22.960 just asking questions. If you want to have the tea 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.239 levels of Senator Lankford, we should change the name a 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:29.159 military basis. Then I don't want you to take chalk. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:32.040 If you would like the tea levels of somebody who 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.760 was actually interested in fighting for something, then you should 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:37.240 get on a male vitality stack from chalk, especially because 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:41.600 it's all natural, or a female vitality stack. Ladies, choc 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:44.960 dot com promo co Jesse get your thirty five percent 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:50.119 off subscriptions choq dot com promo co Jesse. Dear menu whisperer, 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:54.320 do you have the ability to perform a culinary exorcism? 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:57.119 I think my wife may have a menu demon. It 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.639 doesn't matter where we go or what type of food, 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.600 she never, never fails to order the worst thing on 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.360 the menu. And since I'm a gentleman, I always give 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:07.719 her my delicious meal and eat the pile of craps 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:10.639 she ordered after she's taken one bite and decided it 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.520 doesn't taste good. So this is a real problem for 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:17.359 me too. The consistency in which this occurs, given the 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:20.439 variety of restaurants and types of food, and number of 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:24.000 years it's been occurring, leaves me thinking it has to 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:27.840 be a supernatural phenomenon. Is there anything you can do, 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:33.359 as the menu whisperer to oust this demon? Oh, this 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:37.919 is a tough one, all right. Even look most people, 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:41.639 most people wouldn't even come close to being able to 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:47.000 tackle this issue. By the grace of God, I've been prepared, what, Chris, 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:50.760 I've been preparing my entire life for this moment, Because 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:54.080 I'll be very honest with you right now, that's one 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:58.560 email from one man, but that's every woman on the planet, 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:02.399 all of them. You think your wife has a menu demon. 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:05.879 I think my wife is the menu demon. Do you 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:08.160 think we don't struggle with this in the Kelly Household. 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:10.960 Do you want to know why this happens? Look, we're 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:24.399 gonna break this down next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:28.480 On an asked Doctor Jesse Friday, tackling what may be 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:33.439 the most difficult ask Doctor Jesse question we've ever tackled before. 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:35.639 Before we get back into fentnil and making fun of 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:37.720 Lindsay Graham. I'm actually gonna make fun of Lindsay Graham 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:39.520 after I answer this question here in a moment. But 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:42.639 the guy asked this question was about his wife. He 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:45.280 thinks she has a menu demon because she orders the 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:48.639 most disgusting thing on the menu wherever he goes, and 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:51.439 then she won't eat hers because it sucks, and she 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:53.800 eats his and he has to basically starve to death 0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:57.520 every time. As I tried to explain, this is not 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.159 your wife, brother, this is every woman who's ever lived. 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:04.480 They're all like this. My wife is the same way, 0:20:04.600 --> 0:20:09.639 all like this. We'll go out. We just did this Sunday. 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:11.760 It was Sunday. After church on Sunday. We went to 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:14.800 this local place here in town. And this place is 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:18.240 famous for their burgers, and they're famous for their milkshakes. 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:20.399 Their milkshakes are unreal, and everyone knows a burger and 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:22.800 milkshakes the greatest meal on earth. Me and the boys 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:26.400 walk in all three of us cheeseburger milkshake, cheeseburger milkshake. 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.879 The boys got fries. I was feeling a little wild, 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:30.360 you know what a wild man am. So I got 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:32.960 the onion rings and we get milkshakes. You know what, 0:20:33.040 --> 0:20:38.720 she got some kind of lettuce rap thing. It was something, 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:41.000 there was something. I didn't even know what it was, 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:43.720 but oh, they have the lettuce raps on the menu. 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:46.920 And our food comes, me and the boys, and I'm 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:48.920 sitting there and I've got a strawberry shake in front 0:20:48.920 --> 0:20:51.720 of me, and this burgers. It's not a world famous 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:54.040 Jesse Kelly burger, but it's looking pretty good right there. 0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:57.240 Onion rings beside me, and the boys have all that stuff. 0:20:57.520 --> 0:20:59.959 And she sits there with this rap in front of her, 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:02.480 and you can see the look of disappointment on her face. 0:21:02.720 --> 0:21:05.280 And she takes one bite of and she says, Oh, 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:09.040 I don't know if I like this place anymore. Mind's terrible, 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:14.200 that's what she said. Mind's terrible. Oh it's their fault 0:21:14.200 --> 0:21:17.359 that the lettuce rap isn't quite as scrumptious as what 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:20.919 you wanted. Why you know why women do this? Because 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:26.159 women This again, this is universal. Women are what I 0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:31.640 like to call nice liars. They will lie for nice 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:36.760 reasons to everyone, including themselves. That's why your mother, that's 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:39.360 why you're a mother, and my mother, my mother, my mom. 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:41.520 I know you're listening. You did this too. That's why 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:44.440 your mother will say things to you like, you are 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:48.480 so handsome, you know what, you can be anything you 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:50.720 want to be. Mom will tell you that all the time. 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:53.480 That's a freaking lie. I remember my mom used to 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:56.440 say that to me when I was getting seasoned d's 0:21:56.480 --> 0:21:59.040 in high school and ditching class every other day. I 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:01.359 think you're going to be president one day. I remember 0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:04.240 my mom telling me that. Mom, come on, that was 0:22:04.280 --> 0:22:06.000 a lie. And you knew that was a lie that 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.639 was never going to happen. But she's a nice liar. 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:13.520 That's how women are. Oh you look so good. Oh yes, no, 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:16.320 I do like those new things you bought. Oh you 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:19.240 bought a new gun again. Yeah, I guess that is 0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:22.000 really important we have that. They're nice liars, but they're 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:25.680 also nice liars to themselves. You see, women put a 0:22:25.720 --> 0:22:28.040