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Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, Alexis. How many five hour energy bottles did

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Speaker 1: you count in the trash?

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Speaker 2: Can?

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Speaker 1: I think it was eleven?

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Speaker 3: Oh, guys, fifty energy?

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Speaker 1: My god, let's just hope Jeffrey's heart doesn't explode his

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Speaker 1: fuel for his parody song. Today's song of the Week

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Speaker 1: is in well today's podcast. There it goes. Let's start

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Speaker 1: it now.

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Speaker 3: I know we do the shot collar the question of

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Speaker 3: the day in a few minutes here, but before we

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Speaker 3: get to that, I'm going to ask my own little

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Speaker 3: question and if anybody gets it right, they get a

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Speaker 3: kiss on the lips. Yeah, it's broken, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Can I can I google from you?

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Speaker 3: Well, we're gonna find out that in the second because

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Speaker 3: a recent study found sixty percent of Americans regularly eat

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Speaker 3: after nine pm.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I try so hard not.

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Speaker 3: To strong temptation.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's so.

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Speaker 3: What are the top three favorite midnight snacks? You guys

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Speaker 3: all have to come to a consensus on it, and again,

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Speaker 3: if you get it right, you get a kiss on

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Speaker 3: the lips. I'm getting out my vasoline.

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Speaker 5: You guys discussed cereal every time, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it. You guys come to

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Speaker 3: a consensus. The spokesperson for the group, I'm guessing it's

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Speaker 1: I like Cereal was a really good guess. I would

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Speaker 1: say ice cream would be up there. I'm not listening

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Speaker 1: and listening obviously, Brussels sprouts, that's what okay.

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Speaker 3: As a dipsod, we need the consensus. What is your consensus?

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Speaker 6: One guess?

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Speaker 3: One guess? What is the consensus?

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Speaker 1: I would say goldfish over Oh, we're just doing one

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Speaker 1: guess the top three. You are a terrible question one thing.

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Speaker 5: You're not serious.

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Speaker 4: Cereal.

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Speaker 3: We're going cereal, okay, Cereal is your guest. The top

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Speaker 3: three favorite midnight snacks for Americans are cookies, ice cream,

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Speaker 7: So you know what.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to give you guys the win anyway, and

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Speaker 3: now you all get to triple kiss each other on

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Speaker 3: three one two three. God, I am glad that we're

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Speaker 3: on the radio because that was not alexis really unhinged

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Speaker 3: on it. From my bark, that was stressful to run

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Speaker 4: I didn't get any because Alexis and.

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Speaker 1: Still don't fully know what's going on. I'm not caught

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Speaker 1: up to what you're trying to accomplish.

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Speaker 3: Saying running a trivia game is difficult, So I'm really

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Speaker 3: glad I'm not in charge of the shock collar question

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Speaker 3: of the day. That one is all up to digital Jake,

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Speaker 3: and hopefully there's some sort of like first second base

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Speaker 3: reward for it. Go ahead, Jake, is.

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Speaker 8: The kissing over? Can I take my blandfold off?

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Speaker 9: Jake?

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Speaker 8: That's what you? Oh my guys, well.

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Speaker 7: On this day Back in nineteen eighty seven, the first

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Speaker 7: animated short aired about a family of five from the

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Speaker 7: town of Springfield, later go on to become one of

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Speaker 7: the most popular TV shows in history.

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Speaker 8: I'm talking about The Simpsons.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and who can forget those classic comedy scenarios like

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Speaker 10: excuse me, remember when Homer's setting up his computer and

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Speaker 10: he's prompted to hit any key to continue, but he

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Speaker 3: Classic There's too.

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Speaker 7: Many hilarious moments to name in the over seven hundred

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Speaker 7: and sixty full length episodes they've done, insane and most

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Speaker 7: people don't realize every episode also has a funny, punny title.

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Speaker 7: Really Okay, that's why today we're gonna put you to

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Speaker 7: the test in a special real or not real Simpsons

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Speaker 7: Okay, so these are all puns that may or may

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Speaker 1: Oh right, let's go.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna We're gonna start with the girl who wishes

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Speaker 7: body of Maggie. Yeah, Alexis, your Simpsons title is Don't

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Speaker 7: Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad.

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Speaker 8: Is that a real Simpsons episode or made.

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Speaker 3: Up like that? That was a movie? Right, don't tell

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're redoing it.

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Speaker 4: Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's such a good film. Everyone should

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Speaker 5: I know about it from you talking about baby.

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Speaker 5: I mean if that was a famous movie like that

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Speaker 7: Say it's true, Alexis says, that's a real Simpsons episode.

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Speaker 1: That is Yeah, who would want Homer Simpson as a babysitter?

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Speaker 8: Jose, you're up next.

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Speaker 7: Okay, your title is We're on the road to Don't

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Speaker 7: Wear a real Simpsons episode or made up?

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Speaker 4: They're going on a road trip somewhere.

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Speaker 3: And it sounds like you've seen a lot of the

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Speaker 3: Simpsons episode that doesn't ring a bell every single day.

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Speaker 11: I think it was one of those days where the

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 8: Jose said, real.

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Speaker 3: That is.

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Speaker 1: We're moving on to Brook, O Brook.

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Speaker 7: Your title is bart Man begins the Rise of Springfield's

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Speaker 7: Masked Menace? Is that a real Simpsons episode or made up?

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Speaker 1: Bartman was the funnest part of the video game of

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Speaker 1: I remember being on the playground and teasing other kids

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Speaker 3: I couldn't at first that man begins the movie that

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Speaker 1: I think it's too long to be a title. They

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Speaker 8: Brook says that's made up. That is.

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Speaker 7: Jose and Brook as still in it. Or over to

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey Jeffery, your title is Brawl in the Family. Is

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Speaker 7: that a real Simpsons episode.

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Speaker 4: Or made up?

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Speaker 3: Like the family from the seventies with Archiet Bunker Archie. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Which is a great twist because it's brawl yeah, and

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to say that this is a real

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Speaker 8: Jeff said, real. That is.

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Speaker 11: All right.

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Speaker 8: Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 7: Your title is the Fat and the Furious episode made up?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I can see it being real. I'm

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Speaker 8: Jose said, real.

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Speaker 8: Brook. You're up next.

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Speaker 7: Your title is the Bart Mangled Banner. Is that a

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Speaker 3: Is a prank Sterry could do something to the flag?

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Speaker 8: Brook said, real.

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Speaker 6: That is correct.

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Speaker 7: Over to Jeffrey Jeffrey, your title The Good, the Sad

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Speaker 7: and the Drugly is that a real Simpsons episoder made up?

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Speaker 3: It's never funny to joke about drugs, Jake. So I'm

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Speaker 6: That is.

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Speaker 7: That's a real episode, Hose. We're gonna give this last

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Speaker 7: get wrong. Jose, your title is Papa's Got a brand

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Speaker 8: Is that a real Simpsons episodeer made up?

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Speaker 11: I think it's the episode where Homer tries to join

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Speaker 4: I'm saying it's real.

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Speaker 8: Jose says real that is. Jose has one dis edition

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Speaker 4: I thought I would lose much, Jose.

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Speaker 7: That means you get to pick someone to hum the

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Maggie.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry, Alexis, but I have an that'll make it

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Speaker 3: There sounded just like Maggie singing shock question of the day.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: It's time for us to recognize our hero of the week,

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Speaker 3: and I know I've gotten in the last few weeks

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Speaker 3: of the running this time. I know it's broken. Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning. Community, By the way, give other people

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Speaker 3: a chance. You guys know who Mariska Hargitay is.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what's the actress.

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Speaker 3: She's the arts that's been on the show Law and

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Speaker 4: Now love her.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing my host a picture of it right now.

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Speaker 1: Was very serious.

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Speaker 3: The other day she was filming an episode of Law

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Speaker 3: and Order SVU at a Manhattan park, okay, And while

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Speaker 3: the cameras were rolling, a little girl saw the badge

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Speaker 1: That's cute. I mean, it does look real.

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Speaker 4: She should be right.

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Speaker 3: At this point, she walked up and asked her, can

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Speaker 3: you help me find my mom? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm saying uh oh, Like it's not good if a

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Speaker 3: Well, she was lost in the park and apparently was

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Speaker 3: So Mariska bent down to the little girl and said, hey,

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Speaker 3: They haunted production for twenty minutes while Mariska helped the

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Speaker 3: how do you not know who I am? But still

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Speaker 3: Mariska is our hero of the week. Good job, Mariska.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully no lost children wandering during Laser Stories because we

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Speaker 3: are not stopping. It's coming up next. It's the radio

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Speaker 3: segment that is pumped for the new grocery store innovation

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Speaker 3: Forget Whole Foods, head on over to swol Foods.

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Speaker 3: The veggies and fruits are all injected with illegal growth hormones,

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Speaker 4: Oh my, I don't want to go here, Jack.

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Speaker 3: How can American University get more American?

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Speaker 3: Well, they just created a class called swift Gnomics, which is, yes,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this next laser stories out of Italy. Most Americans

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Speaker 5: That's anyway I shouldn't be texting at that point.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, cow.

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Speaker 3: Seventy seven percent claim they were honest last Monday and

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Speaker 3: Eighty three percent said phone carrier.

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Speaker 3: Alexis promises to never quit on you. Cricket wire shout out.

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Speaker 3: You're a diehard.

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Speaker 3: He But the thing is, that's a problem for this

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Speaker 3: He's hoping someday his team will come along New.

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Speaker 3: Come on city, adopt one of these. That sound means

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on.

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Speaker 6: Monday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Alexis have no idea right now what segment

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Speaker 1: That's just because I haven't been paying attention.

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Speaker 3: You guys don't know any of the background to this.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you from my understanding, what we're gonna

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Speaker 4: Now, seriously, you guys are not gone.

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Speaker 3: And how many hours it took him to actually realize

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Speaker 11: That's actually no spoilers.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna find out when he tells the full hilarious story.

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Speaker 3: It's coming up right after this. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: I am dying to hear who you sat next to?

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Speaker 3: But is this gonna be the best airplane story we've

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Speaker 3: Brooke had a lavatory hookup with Royal Traveling salesman while

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Speaker 11: Where Philing Stewart is I'm quantius of a protocol.

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Speaker 13: Brook, It happened, and you can't deny it.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You like a bag of peanut.

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Speaker 3: It's true. Our own Jose Bolanos does fly a lot recently,

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Speaker 1: Yes, so that's always your first class. You say it.

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Speaker 3: So that's where we're gonna start. Jose paint the picture

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Speaker 4: The plane and walk into the plane.

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Speaker 11: I sit down, and they have these fancy like shells

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Speaker 4: So what I'm doing is I'm I'm mostly sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is about someone you dreamed about.

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Speaker 4: Okay, listen. I sit down and I'm playing with the seats.

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Speaker 4: He's like, hey, how's it going.

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Speaker 11: Yes, And then he goes like, well, I uh, I

453
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Speaker 11: play guitar. And I'm sorry to say play guitar because

454
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 11: he gets all quiet and he's like yeah, and I'm like,

455
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 11: in what band?

456
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 4: And then he literally goes.

457
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Speaker 11: Pearl Jam what and why my god, the lead guitarist

458
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 11: of Pearl Jam.

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Speaker 4: Yes, no, Alexis, you have no ida? What's going on?

460
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Speaker 14: Okay, it's not Edder.

461
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 11: He is Eddie Vedder, and roll all recognize Eddie Vedder.

462
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 4: Okay, in his defense, he looked like a bum.

463
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,800
Speaker 11: He just got on the shorts and flip blomps on.

464
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 6: I didn't.

465
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 3: He looks like a bomb.

466
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, what if the starters.

467
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 4: Of Freaky You know, he's a legend. He's literally a

468
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Speaker 4: Hall of fame.

469
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Speaker 1: So what you find out best friends with Eddie Vedder?

470
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: The entire plan.

471
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Speaker 3: When you learn that it's Eddie Vedder, do you fanboy

472
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 3: out on him right there?

473
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Speaker 11: Okay, so I don't really fanboy a lot that much,

474
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 11: but internally he drops adrenaline shooting and I am like, okay, you.

475
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Speaker 3: Say anything, you pull out the blanket and you're like, here,

476
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 3: get under this.

477
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Speaker 12: No.

478
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 1: Reviewing all the dumb things I had just said.

479
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Speaker 4: No, look, you said much yet, so this is what

480
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Speaker 4: I do? I play cool.

481
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 11: I'm like, oh nice, bro, Yeah, I figured it could

482
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 11: have been. You know, I'm on a radio show, so

483
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 11: we probably play your music.

484
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 1: But you did not say that.

485
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 11: And he goes, oh, you do radio, and I was

486
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 11: like yeah, and I was like, I'm on a I'm

487
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 11: on a morning show called ask.

488
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Speaker 4: You More about him.

489
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 3: This is jo conversation has.

490
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: Always about him.

491
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 11: I want him to know he's comfortable with me, like

492
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:26,199
Speaker 11: I'm used to celebrity cool even though freaking out. And

493
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 11: then he's like, so what do you do, when I

494
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 11: was like, well, I do a lot of impressions and

495
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 11: like phone tab characters and like comedy. So then he's like, okay, well,

496
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Speaker 11: what's your best impression?

497
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Speaker 1: Did you do it? You did an impression for Eddie.

498
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 4: Better impression ran the gambit on it.

499
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: He got upset.

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Speaker 4: Baby, we were.

501
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 11: I started out with Arnold, right, yeah, me and you

502
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 11: and were flying back for.

503
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Speaker 12: He's up.

504
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Speaker 4: He goes, that's really good, and I go, yeah, one,

505
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Speaker 4: you may not know. It's a custom. When I do,

506
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 4: it's called love.

507
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Speaker 11: Rolando was the most impressive because he told me after

508
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 11: that doesn't sound like you at all.

509
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 4: That's not your voice.

510
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 11: And I'm like, I know, hold on first not even

511
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 11: the best part. This is how impressed he was, guys.

512
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 11: He goes, oh god, okay, I really have to ask

513
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 11: close your eyes, and I'm like okay, Kenny Venner and.

514
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 4: I close my eyes and he goes, tell me who

515
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 4: you think this is?

516
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 11: And he starts doing impressions everywhere he.

517
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 4: And I don't know. I'm like, oh, it's on the.

518
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 11: Impressions, yes, and he's like and I'm like, oh, it's

519
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 11: so close.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

521
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 1: He finally he.

522
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 4: Goes, it was Bruce Springsteen.

523
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, old guy doing an impression.

524
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 3: You mention this.

525
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 11: Actually he's a friend of mine. I'm like, God, it's

526
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 11: probably why you got the impression.

527
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: Anyway, I am seriously crying.

528
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 11: So that was the best thing ever. At the end

529
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 11: of it, Literally, he did notice my hat.

530
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,240
Speaker 4: I was wearing this.

531
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Speaker 11: Hat that I'm wearing a brick of Jeffrey hat, and

532
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 11: he can I take a picture because I really want

533
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 11: to listen to your show, like you're you seem like

534
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 11: a great dude and blah blah blah.

535
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: So any better could be listening right now listening.

536
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 4: I love you, brother, and I do want to say.

537
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 11: The thing that made him laugh the most was the

538
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 11: very end when we're saying goodbye and I said, oh, hey,

539
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 11: by the way, Eddie and he's like, yeah, I'm like,

540
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 11: I hope your little band makes it.

541
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Speaker 3: I told him that before. To tell us, do you

542
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,120
Speaker 3: believe that was actually any better? Because I'm by I'm.

543
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 4: Sure I'm not allowed to post it.

544
00:25:55,560 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 3: Text if you believe that's a real story. Phone tap

545
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 3: right after.

546
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Speaker 6: This, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning today.

547
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: We call a mom who signed her nine year old

548
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 3: daughter up for an all girls youth softball team.

549
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.

550
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 3: She's super excited. She's only been to one practice so far,

551
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 3: so they're just getting going. But it's the perfect time

552
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 3: for the team. Mom, Brooke to give her a call

553
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 3: and let her know the official name of the girls squad. Excited,

554
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 3: everybody loves it. And I don't think this is going

555
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: to be controversial or weird in any way whatsoever. Test

556
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,719
Speaker 3: her in the seventy five nine to tell us if

557
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 3: you'd be okay with having this is your girls softball

558
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: team name in your phone? Tap right now it's another.

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00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 12: Hello.

560
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 1: Hi, is this Lisa. Yes, Lisa, your daughter Cassie has

561
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: signed up for the league youth softball right.

562
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 12: Yes, who's this?

563
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Speaker 15: Are you the coach?

564
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 1: No, I'm so sorry we haven't met. I'm the team mom.

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00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: My name's Laura, Laura.

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Speaker 7: Oh, Hi, Laura.

567
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: Hi, Well, I'm just calling all the parents to go

568
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: over the snack schedule for the season, and right now

569
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Speaker 1: it looks like I have you down for game three,

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Speaker 1: which is on the eleventh. Is that okay?

571
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Speaker 14: Let's see let me write it down Game three the eleventh.

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00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 15: Okay, yeah, that'll work.

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00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh great, it's so exciting. We just can't wait

574
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: to cheer on our little pole dancers.

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00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 14: Oh wait, yeah, did you say pole dancers?

576
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 6: Yes?

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00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. The first game is going to be amazing.

578
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 1: I just can't wait to see them in action, right,

579
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: pole dancers?

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00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 15: That's what you're calling?

581
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,479
Speaker 14: Is that the team name or something?

582
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, were you not in that email chain? Yeah,

583
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: that's a girl's team name, isn't it?

584
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 6: Cute?

585
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 15: Whole Dancers p O L E?

586
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 9: And then dancers.

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00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's probably more sweet than cute.

588
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 12: Right.

589
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: The team name is actually in my own I actually

590
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 1: shed a little tear when they told me.

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00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 14: Explain that to me, Like, what is the origin or

592
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 14: is there a specific meaning?

593
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 15: I'm not sure I understand.

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00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: Oh you don't understand pole dancing. I don't come across

595
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: many people that are confused. That's funny. I have Polish heritage.

596
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 1: Every year for the summer Equinox, all the young Polish

597
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: girls in my family would do a special dance. So

598
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: we're the pole dancers, you.

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00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 15: Know, Okay, okay.

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00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: An official pole dancer. Isn't that awesome?

601
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 15: Is that going to be on their shirt?

602
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 13: Oh?

603
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: You and I think so alike. It already is, and

604
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: the visors also could fit pole dancers, which was great.

605
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: You were a little worried. It's a lot of letters.

606
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 9: Oh wow, oh boy.

607
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 15: Is this like a sure thing? Has this been approved?

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00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 3: Hi?

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00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 15: Everybody?

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00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's already at the printing press. Hot pink is

611
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: our color. We do have a little glitter on it too.

612
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 15: Oh.

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00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: It was funny like the dads were really on board,

614
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: which yeah, I thought was great.

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00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 14: I'm sure they were very excited about that. I don't

616
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 14: want to ruffle any feathers here, but I'm really not

617
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 14: okay with this.

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00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: Oh I see, is this like a political thing? Do

619
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: you hate Poland or something?

620
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 15: No?

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00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 14: No, not in any way, shape or form. My grandparents

622
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 14: were from Poland, So.

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Speaker 1: You're a poll dancer. Well we can get parent T shirts.

624
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, you're not understanding what I'm saying. That phrase

625
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,959
Speaker 14: has a different connotation like a strip club and naked

626
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 14: women on a metal pole, and that's what most people visualize.

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00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: Oh my godness, Lisa, you were a wild mob. Oh no,

628
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: one would think that this is crazy. What were you

629
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: like in your twenties? Boy, that is embarrassing.

630
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 15: I'm just so confused.

631
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It does sound like you have

632
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: a little bit of an issue, but I honestly think

633
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine when we're all sitting in the

634
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: stands together yelling pull dancers, pull dancers, pool dancers.

635
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 15: This visual is so not good for me.

636
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 14: I can't even imagine people yelling that.

637
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: And the girls even have this great chance that they

638
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: do from the dugout where they're like, show me the money.

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00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 16: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no. If this

640
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 16: is really gonna be what it is, I just I

641
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 16: can't in good conscience have Cassie on this team.

642
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: She's so gonna miss out because at the end of

643
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: every game, instead of ice cream, we make it ray

644
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: dollar bills are English ones, of course.

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00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 15: Come on, now, you're just being silly.

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00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 14: You know that this is like stripper stuff, right, are

647
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 14: you pulling my leg?

648
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm not, but your best friend deren Is because she's

649
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: the one that set you up for this prank phone call.

650
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 14: Oh my god, really, I'm so sorry.

651
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: This is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and

652
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god. When I said

653
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: pool dancers, you kind of knew what I was talking about.

654
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: You didn't really fall for that whole Polish heritage thing,

655
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: did jeff I.

656
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 9: Really did in the beginning.

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00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: It didn't seem like you were confused. It seemed like

658
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: you got it pretty quickly.

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00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 6: I mean, you don't have.

660
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: To pretend like we didn't know what we were.

661
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 15: Talking about here.

662
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 9: This is hilarious.

663
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm only say you've made it rain before.

664
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 9: If I have, I'm not sharing it with you.

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00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 6: Wake Up every Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

666
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

667
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 3: I don't know why everyone seems to think that speaking

668
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 3: is so important when you're trying to attract someone.

669
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 4: It is, actually you didn't know somebody.

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00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 3: It's okay, really, but have you ever tried to silently

671
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 3: stare at someone for prolonged periods of time. It's pretty powerful.

672
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 3: Let me tell you, Like, watch me do some eyework

673
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: on alexis.

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00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 4: No, I don't like any of this.

675
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 6: I can feel it.

676
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 4: I can you please talk?

677
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 5: I don't like this all No, I actually want to

678
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 5: leave the room.

679
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 3: Please not at least feels good. I'm not the only

680
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 3: one who knows the power of silence looks every time.

681
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 3: And one of our listeners met a gorgeous woman recently

682
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 3: in real life without ever speaking a single word to her, too.

683
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: The power of the stairs.

684
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 3: In fact, he still has no idea what her voice

685
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: actually sounds like. You never heard each other speak. We're

686
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 3: gonna how he did it in your brand new second

687
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 3: date up date. It's coming up next second Date up Date.

688
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 3: You know. One of my favorite memories of all time

689
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 3: is going on a road trip with my family once

690
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 3: I turned twenty one, and all of us simultaneously yelled

691
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 3: at our driver to stop when we saw the sign

692
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Speaker 3: Jurassic bar.

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00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, not vigil But you were with your

694
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Speaker 1: momy what.

695
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 3: The whole family, mom, dad, and the sister. And it

696
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: was just a regular bar, but with a dinosaur themed night. Okay,

697
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 3: And so if you went in, you got a dollar

698
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 3: off your draft if you roared like a dinosaur.

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00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

700
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Speaker 3: And I don't know how many drinks my mom had

701
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 3: that night. And again we had a private chauffeur, so

702
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 3: it didn't matter.

703
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you meant like when you said driver

704
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: like uber no, no, no, no, no, he's our drive, so

705
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: your driver. I see.

706
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 3: And I'm sure our listeners have also had a lot

707
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 3: of fun memories of and themed nights at different pubs

708
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: around the country, and today a guy named Read sent

709
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 3: us an email saying he believes he met the girl

710
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 3: of his dreams recently themed bar night.

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00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 1: I love when you relate to the regular people.

712
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, no butlers in my life. Okay, there's a siren

713
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 2: in my life.

714
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: Oh I've been to one of those theme bars where

715
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: it's like er have you have you seen so honestly,

716
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 1: and they would give you shots in uh syringes.

717
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you gave birth to your children, I know

718
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 3: you had a lot of drugs pumping through. That wasn't

719
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 3: a bar d Sorry about that. Read. Let's get to

720
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 3: you and and your your date. Where did you go?

721
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 3: What was this themed bar night?

722
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 12: It was very fun, very cool A note bad thing night?

723
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 12: Have you heard of one of these?

724
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 3: Middle school Lexus has officially checked out our ready.

725
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: Though you can change my mind?

726
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 3: Can you explain how does how does it work?

727
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 12: So the way it actually works? When you go in

728
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 12: there's different tables set up.

729
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 2: So what you can do is while you're there, you

730
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 2: look around the tables and if you see someone that

731
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 2: you might be interested, you can anonymously send them a

732
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,280
Speaker 2: note from your table.

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Speaker 1: It's like, is it like a singles event? I didn't valatage?

734
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 5: So Cupid is the one who passed your notes between you?

735
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 1: So addresses Cupid? But if you don't ever know who

736
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: the note's from, how do you meet the person to.

737
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 5: Sign your name or not?

738
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 3: So? How did it go for you? Read?

739
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,959
Speaker 12: It ended up going really well.

740
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 2: I've really kind of been in this habit of really

741
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 2: only meeting through the apps, and I wanted to actually

742
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 2: meet in person, and it seemed like a fun way

743
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 2: to transition into that.

744
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: Can I ask you read during the event, how many

745
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: notes did you pass about other people? Like to how

746
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: many women were you not passing too?

747
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 11: So?

748
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 12: What ended up happening? Early on? I saw one girl

749
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 12: who was rather attractive and I was rather interested.

750
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 3: Is this the girl that we're talking about for your

751
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,439
Speaker 3: second date? Updated? Her name?

752
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 12: It is Tina.

753
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 3: Tina, What did you write to her? Yeah?

754
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 12: Actually, you know what I put in the first one?

755
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: What did you say you write?

756
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,479
Speaker 3: I put down in.

757
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 12: Two minutes, I'll walk past your table and I hope

758
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 12: to see that beautiful smile again.

759
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 3: And then I had to lay.

760
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: At dot and I said, I already did that four times?

761
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 3: Oh Joe, okay, hope.

762
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 4: Was she got it? Because different did?

763
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 12: Did?

764
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: She write back and said, Oh, you're the weird guy

765
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: that keeps walking past me.

766
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 12: She liked it, and she wrote back and then we

767
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 12: ended up passing the notes all night.

768
00:36:58,680 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: Oh, just you and her?

769
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the last one had her phone number

770
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: on it.

771
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 5: It silent in this bar question.

772
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: Paper.

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00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, you can't actually because it's people come in groups,

774
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 12: so she was actually was in a group.

775
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: Chatting with friends, less awkward than.

776
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Speaker 3: So at any point, do you go over and like

777
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 3: actually speak to her with your voice? Is it all passing?

778
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 12: Here's the thing you could? But that night we didn't.

779
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 6: Uh.

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00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 2: I think we were just kind of enjoying the fun

781
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 2: of the theme. And when she gave me her number,

782
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: I ended up texting. And we've been texting for a

783
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 2: couple of weeks at this point, and we still we

784
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 2: still haven't actually spoke.

785
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,919
Speaker 1: What you have no idea? What her voice sounds.

786
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 12: Like, No, I have no idea.

787
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: Okay, this is it and we don't have a whole

788
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 3: lot to go off of. Then I guess what we

789
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 3: need to do is hear some of the texts that

790
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 3: you guys have sent back and forth. That's a good idea,

791
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 3: Like how flirty they are? You need that? I think

792
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 3: you give us a good idea of what we're working

793
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 3: with here with Tina.

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00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 12: Here, let me find a good one. Okay, I said,

795
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 12: when can I see you again? Pick a day that ends?

796
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 12: And why that's cute?

797
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 4: It's so corny.

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00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 3: What alexis math?

799
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're selling the math on that one.

800
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 3: Maybe Tina's just like Alexis and couldn't figure out a day.

801
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 5: Well I thought it was only week days and I

802
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 5: was like, that sucks all right.

803
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 2: Well, okay, she just sent the lappy face.

804
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: They was supposed to set a day.

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00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing, is, like you're obviously laying it

806
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 3: on pretty thick with her right away through all the

807
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 3: messages and texts. You're saying like she has a beautiful smile,

808
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 3: you can't wait to see her again. But a lot

809
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 3: of times with girls, if you lay it on that thick,

810
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,720
Speaker 3: if there's no chase, they lose interest.

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00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

812
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: I mean that is a thing. You can be too available.

813
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 3: So we have enough, I think to work with here.

814
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 3: You are showing a lot of your cards early on.

815
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 3: But maybe we can figure out more when we call

816
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 3: her directly and you'll get to hear her voice for

817
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 3: the very first time. Well, who knows, maybe that would

818
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 3: be a turn on for you. We're gonna find out

819
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 3: when we come back. We're gonna call Tina and try

820
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 3: and get your second date update right after this second

821
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 3: date update on the phone with us today is a

822
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: man who is good with his words, at least on paper.

823
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: Yep, for sure.

824
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 3: Ironically, his name is read Oh Jee's just so perfect

825
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 3: for this.

826
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: No, that's his brother.

827
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 3: I'm playing the notebook music right now because his first

828
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 3: meeting with a girl named Tina involved an actual notebook.

829
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Speaker 1: It's actually a pretty cute meet.

830
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 3: Cute because they were both at a themed bar night

831
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 3: where you could write letters to people at other tables

832
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 3: and pass notes back and forth, and that's how we

833
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 3: ended up getting Tina's number. They have been texting ever since.

834
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 3: He just hasn't locked down an official date yet.

835
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, like maybe he's too eager as kind of what

836
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: we were that baby, thank you.

837
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 3: Baby picking up on. There's also the tiny problem of

838
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 3: the fact that they've never actually spoken words with their

839
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 3: voices yet.

840
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 4: To each other.

841
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,799
Speaker 1: Small issues, Jeff, that's what texting's for.

842
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, him going to hear her voice for the first time.

843
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: So we've heard some of the texts, but I do

844
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 3: want to get to the last text that she sent

845
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 3: because we never were able to get to it. Read

846
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 3: can you read us the final test X that you

847
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: sent that she never responded to.

848
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 12: I said, I miss you like stormtroopers missed their targets.

849
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: Because they're not they're like notoriously bad.

850
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone Star Wars.

851
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I got it.

852
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: No, I got it. But I would be freaked out

853
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 1: a little bit if someone said I miss you when

854
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: I haven't spent any time in person with that.

855
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, And just like you know, going over what we

856
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 3: were saying before, you've already kind of put all of

857
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,320
Speaker 3: your cards down on the table for her.

858
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: It's like you flip them, then flip them again. We're

859
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: gonna try to hide.

860
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 3: Some maybe we try and be a little more coy

861
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 3: when we're actually speaking with Yeah.

862
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, maybe it was a little much. I thought

863
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 12: it was fun, but maybe you guys can help balance

864
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 12: me out.

865
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: That's all right.

866
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 3: It is fun.

867
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 4: Two people get there together.

868
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: It's sweet. You seem like a sweet dude like you do.

869
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 3: We're all here for you. Oh actually, I'm going to

870
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 3: be making the call, so never mind, shut up. I'm

871
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 3: going a dal Tina. Right now we get to hear

872
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 3: her voice for the very first time. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

873
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 3: is this Tina?

874
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 15: This is Tina?

875
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 4: Who is this Tina?

876
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 3: You're You're on the radio right now with a show

877
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

878
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 15: I'm not interested.

879
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: Thanks, it's not a spam called Tina.

880
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,399
Speaker 4: No, it's a legit.

881
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 3: We're doing a segment called a Second Date Update, and

882
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 3: we're trying to help out one of our listeners that

883
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 3: you've met before sort of.

884
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh, i've heard this before for real.

885
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that fun?

886
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 3: Okay, So, I don't know if you remember this, but

887
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 3: the other night you met a guy at a note

888
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 3: passing bar thing.

889
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: I think it was a couple of weeks ago.

890
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 3: In fact, yeah, it may have been a while ago.

891
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 3: His name is Reedy.

892
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 15: Ah, yeah, yeah, I know read.

893
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, cool.

894
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: What do you think he was nice?

895
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 15: He was cute, texted a little bit nice.

896
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, it was.

897
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 15: Like fun and I haven't met him or anything.

898
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, we heard that. We've heard a little bit about

899
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 3: the barnet. What was the barnight like for you?

900
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 15: I hadn't done anything like that before, but I ended up,

901
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,240
Speaker 15: i think, exchanging numbers with like three guys.

902
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 3: Oh oh you were popular.

903
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, it was more successful than I thought it was

904
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 15: going to be.

905
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've been you've been texting with a couple

906
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: of guys from the thing.

907
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 15: Yeah, I actually ended up going out with one of

908
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 15: them like last week.

909
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: Oh it is cheat.

910
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 3: Okay, that's totally fine. But has Read been in your

911
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 3: mind at all?

912
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: Radar?

913
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 15: I mean, like I said, we were like text on

914
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 15: and off throughout the week, and he's like cute, he's funny,

915
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 15: kind of flirty, he's always a really jokey over text.

916
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 15: But the thing is he just hasn't actually asked me

917
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 15: out yet. Like, so you've been.

918
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 3: Waiting for me to like make the move and he

919
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 3: hasn't gone for it.

920
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

921
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 15: I just don't have time to like a text buddy

922
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 15: or pentel like, do you want to bring me out

923
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 15: or not?

924
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a great question.

925
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 3: Well before I tell you what I have to say here,

926
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 3: where's your relationship with the other guy at that you've

927
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 3: been out with one time?

928
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 15: I mean, it's just kind of that, like it was

929
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 15: a good date. He was too, he was nice, we

930
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 15: had like a little bit in common.

931
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: But it sounds dinner.

932
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 15: So I called him, I'm down to go out again

933
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 15: next week. But it wasn't like, oh my god, it's.

934
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 3: Just like, but you're not exclusive with that guy?

935
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 9: Right?

936
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 6: No?

937
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 15: Oh my god, that would be crazy.

938
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 3: I'm really glad that you said that. And you know

939
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 3: who's extra happy to hear it is Read because he's

940
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 3: been on the other line listening.

941
00:44:59,040 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 4: This entire time.

942
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 15: My god, I'm so worried.

943
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 3: You're Red has been wanting to talk to you.

944
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 12: Are you there, I'm here, I'm here, all right?

945
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 4: What good news?

946
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 16: Read?

947
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 3: Say hi to Tina for the very first time your voice?

948
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 12: Oh yeah yeah?

949
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 3: How about uh?

950
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 12: Tina? Hands up. I'm in the s c I and

951
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 12: you're on my most wanted list.

952
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 4: You're just talking?

953
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 3: Are you not listening to what she was saying before.

954
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: About I think you got nervous.

955
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 12: I'm just having a little fun. I'm just fun.

956
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 3: I understand.

957
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: Maybe let's turn it off.

958
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 12: All I'm saying is that when it comes to Christmas

959
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 12: and Sanna asked me what I want Tina, I'm sending

960
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 12: him a link to.

961
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 11: Your I G.

962
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 4: It's pretty cringe, man, it's not.

963
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 12: It's not Craine. It's just because she reminds me of someone.

964
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,879
Speaker 4: He's got something wrong.

965
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if I like that does remind you

966
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 2: of my next girlfriend?

967
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 3: My great man, it kind of implies you have a

968
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 3: current girlfriend too.

969
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 4: I know, dissect it. Okay, let's just move on.

970
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: Are you trying to just make these guys laugh? Or

971
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: are you trying to turn a woman on? You can't

972
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: do both, you.

973
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 12: Got I'm just flirting with her. We haven't actually talked yet.

974
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 12: I'm just I'm just getting started. I'm just building up.

975
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: Do you have like a normal conversation questions.

976
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: I don't know how Tina's feeling about this read.

977
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 8: Honestly, I feel like.

978
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,479
Speaker 15: I just like I dare you read to just say

979
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 15: something that wasn't scripted?

980
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 3: Maybe just even ask her out, just straight up? Ye like,

981
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 3: that's a crazy idea. I know.

982
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 1: I mean, she teed you up better than I've ever

983
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: heard any She's begging for you.

984
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 4: To ask her out.

985
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 3: Go ahead, read, now's your moment.

986
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm just wondering if maybe Tina would you want.

987
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 12: To be my little stoon little I'm gonna take her

988
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 12: out for soup?

989
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 4: Soup soup? No, no, no.

990
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 8: Happening. Why is that a joke?

991
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 4: A joke? I don't know it.

992
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 3: It's like something my grandfather would really love, like.

993
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 4: O soup and you're like, Grandma, do you really want soup?

994
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 4: But no one knows.

995
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 15: Dude, Like there's someone out there who's gonna love this,

996
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 15: but it's not me.

997
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, I think he was trying to

998
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 1: ask you out right there.

999
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 3: If he's not gonna do it, I'm just gonna do

1000
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 3: it for him, because you want the two of you

1001
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 3: to go out on a date in person, and we

1002
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 3: would pay for the date. Tina.

1003
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 12: Hey man, he kind of that's what I was building

1004
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 12: up to. I was just gonna ask her that.

1005
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 15: Stop.

1006
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 3: Well, we can't wait like forty minutes for you to

1007
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 3: get every line out. We need to get to it. Yeah,

1008
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 3: we don't have a lot of time, so go ahead

1009
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 3: ask her yourself.

1010
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 2: Okay, no line, you're single, I'm single. I feel like

1011
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 2: this is a problem we can solve together.

1012
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 3: I never trusted this guy.

1013
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 15: I feel like I'm gonna fight fire with fire, and

1014
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 15: I'm gonna say unfortunately at this point, I'm gonna make

1015
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 15: like a tree and leave.

1016
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: We should like now she's speaking reads language.

1017
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 3: I know.

1018
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 12: But we're perfect for each other though.

1019
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 2: How she's funny, I'm funny.

1020
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 12: We have similar humor.

1021
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 15: I think sat mis reading that.

1022
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, read, you gotta work on being more direct with

1023
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 3: these women that you.

1024
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: Like and just be yourself for a second. You don't

1025
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: need all these lines read you're you're a charming guy.

1026
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 12: Man's that is myself. That's what I'm like.

1027
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 3: Okay, well, well maybe leave yourself on the side of

1028
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 3: the road.

1029
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1030
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 3: You know what, this is his faults on that one.

1031
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 3: You think we can't take the blame for what happens

1032
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 3: because does.

1033
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: He memorized them all?

1034
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 3: I don't know where he has those from his hand.

1035
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 3: But there is a window after you meet someone when

1036
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 3: you really need to ask them out, Like you only

1037
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 3: have a certain amount of time, and not only did

1038
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 3: he miss his window, she opened up another window for

1039
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 3: him and he missed that one.

1040
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 1: Too, and she screamed through the window, this is the window.

1041
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 4: I will say yes to your question.

1042
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 3: So gentlemen, make sure to find your window and jump

1043
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 3: through it, even if it's twenty stories up. Some women

1044
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 3: are just worth it.

1045
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, funny is good, but not funny every single thing,

1046
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

1047
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 3: Solve the mystery. Finally, maybe we could solve your mystery.

1048
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 3: If you need help with your dating life, email the show.

1049
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 3: We'll call that person who's not calling you back, and

1050
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 3: make sure you go listen to all of our podcasts

1051
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 3: wherever you get yours. They're up at Brook and.

1052
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 6: Jeffrey Brooking, Jeffrey in the morning.

1053
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 3: Yoga with goats, swimming with dolphins, root canals with medically

1054
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 3: trained hamsters. Oh yeah, proof that when you take any

1055
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 3: activity and just add cute animals, it instantly becomes a

1056
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 3: hundred times better.

1057
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 6: Drill.

1058
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 3: That's why I've been begging management here to let me

1059
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: bring kittens in every Friday. While I sing.

1060
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 4: I would not pay attention, they say no.

1061
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 3: They came back with a firm and resounding absolutely not.

1062
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 3: But I think we can compromise if you all take

1063
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 3: out a sharpie and draw some whiskers on your faces

1064
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 3: and throw on some cattiers and you maybe play around

1065
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 3: with tiny balls of yarn on the table. This could

1066
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 3: be my cutest song of the week ever. I feel like.

1067
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: We're like the old cats that don't.

1068
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 4: We're gonna try it.

1069
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 3: Brand new song of the week, cute editions. It's coming

1070
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 3: up right after this. It's song of the week time.

1071
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 3: It's breaking Jeffrey in the morning, and I don't know

1072
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 3: where you guys are in the country necessarily, but it's

1073
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 3: finally warming up around here. Yeah, and we should definitely

1074
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 3: be happy about that. But with the positives also comes

1075
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 3: the hidden, invisible stealthlike little sneakers creeping up your back shoulder.

1076
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 3: Don't look now, it's your seasonal allergies. We're talking puffy eyes,

1077
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 3: scratchy throats, giant welts all over your privates.

1078
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, I don't an issue.

1079
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 3: Do you guys not get that during the springtime? Oh weird?

1080
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 3: But for millions of Americans it is officially allergy season,

1081
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 3: and it makes it almost impossible to enjoy any activities

1082
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 3: outside the house or even inside the house.

1083
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel you mean, without your husband whining about

1084
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: it totally. I mean, he is the biggest baby right now.

1085
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: Well he's a baby, he has allergies.

1086
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 3: Well, I feel for him, and I think a lot

1087
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 3: of other people can identify with that type of suffering.

1088
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 3: You got to take one sip of whiskey, then one

1089
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 3: puff of flois, one simple whisky, one puff of flow.

1090
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: That's what I've been giving my daughter this whole time.

1091
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and right now, my favorite springtime fashion accessory is

1092
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 3: a fanny pack full of any histamine. Yeah. Now, I'm

1093
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 3: here to say nature doesn't hate you all year. It's

1094
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 3: just right now.

1095
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. The flowers are.

1096
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 3: Just they're coming after you. Yeah, and you just have

1097
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 3: to deal with it. But the good news is you're

1098
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 3: not alone. We're all in this together. That's why instead

1099
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:12,759
Speaker 3: of singing Beyonce's new country single, Yes Texas, Hold Them Love,

1100
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: it's Young Jeffreyes Kleenex blow them right. All right, I'm

1101
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 3: gonna try and clear my sinuses and then I'll point

1102
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 3: when i'm ready points. We got two lips freaking crocus

1103
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 3: spreading palling around my town. These floral blast sins if

1104
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 3: up to me bro I'd mow them all down, down, down, down.

1105
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 13: Because my age has got me a feeling blooming real

1106
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 13: weird faces while I say my eyes on that.

1107
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 3: You're looking better than a blood house old. Here comes

1108
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 3: twenty seasons in a row, now.

1109
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 13: Like a blowhold from free wheeling from free wheel you'll

1110
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 13: need a pun show you you stand near me, the

1111
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 13: coming weases their least five in the life.

1112
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 3: It feels like family double and slider.

1113
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 4: Woo fas step.

1114
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 13: Outside, my face stops swelling like Rocky after every fight.

1115
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 13: Woo who and nothing I do have. Put creamers in

1116
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 13: your coffee. I need better drilling mid got your clean

1117
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 13: eggs and just blow them reds raw as a pounder

1118
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 13: ground round. Been poppin' sir taks, we lock pleasures menuts

1119
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 13: so much flam I almost drowned, and my sinus sy

1120
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 13: being called up to my breast sound like a dark

1121
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 13: fader suit.

1122
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 4: It's a real baby problem.

1123
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,720
Speaker 13: I'd never be the bachelor of Roe ceremony, being allergy disaster.

1124
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 13: Hepper felt is in every route more raw honey than

1125
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 13: awaiting the boot outdoor wedding I attended really weds Ragweed

1126
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 13: Paulin got me sneezing through the whole bow.

1127
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 17: Do you, Jessica, take this man to be your lovely

1128
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,880
Speaker 17: wet having to hold from this day forward in the

1129
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 17: sickness that if anyone has a reason, this couple should

1130
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 17: not be wedding me.

1131
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:28,879
Speaker 6: Now.

1132
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 3: I know you're the best man, but maybe should just

1133
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 3: go sit in the car.

1134
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 13: Had the first day where a basco my sin up

1135
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 13: her plate with most bascos.

1136
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 3: I'm trying to hold it burn lost the battle man.

1137
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,439
Speaker 3: I just wish we weren't.

1138
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 4: Kissing when it happened.

1139
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 13: Woooooooooo on seeing their lines, sat down in the middle seat, just.

1140
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 3: Hacking the whole time.

1141
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 13: Wooo who I ruined yoga class because dirty downward.

1142
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 3: Dog laid out of two side sonic glasses.

1143
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 13: Ain't in fancious woo, ain't no COVID.

1144
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 3: So everyone calm down, Down down, I'll.

1145
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 13: Jump in Brad sliz around baby breadcasts that tiny blue

1146
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 13: straight knocks me out in the line of country by

1147
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 13: faith or fool. This he's got really in no match

1148
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:30,439
Speaker 13: for you.

1149
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 4: Keep raining down.

1150
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 3: Book is like a bunch of mortor shell rams.

1151
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,919
Speaker 4: Manager said, go shut the solid car.

1152
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: Scream town comes now it ain't no blue my.

1153
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,759
Speaker 3: Nose flash like an oven hyder.

1154
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,399
Speaker 13: Need a class bubble if I ever want to go

1155
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 13: run away.

1156
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,360
Speaker 3: Screaming if I see a daffadil sprout, woo.

1157
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: It's so disgusting.

1158
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, sorry for you. Guys are in

1159
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 3: the splash zone for that.

1160
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: Honestly, as if your mic guard didn't need to be

1161
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: replaced already. There was a lot of liquid coming out

1162
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: of your mouth on that one.

1163
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 3: That's nature doing. That's not my fault.

1164
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: I feel guilty. I wore a flowered jacket.

1165
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 3: It's making me itchy just looking at it.

1166
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 4: It was like literally almost sneeze halfway through the song. Yeah,

1167
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 4: I was like, do I have allergies by listening to.

1168
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 3: This curious text? In sevent a five nine too? If

1169
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 3: it feels like Paul in season has just punched you

1170
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 3: right in the face. All we're gonna post the video

1171
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 3: up on all of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey

1172
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 3: on our TikTok, insta, Facebook YouTube, all of it with

1173
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 3: the lyrics there good luck with your allergies. We're gonna

1174
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 3: keep our distance from each other. Yes, that's a song

1175
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 3: of the week.

1176
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 6: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1177
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 3: I got a text seventy eight five nine two that says,

1178
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 3: even though allergy season sucks, it's the only time I

1179
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 3: can address my wife is he not face and she

1180
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 3: can't get mad. So I kind of like it look

1181
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 3: at the upsides of allergies. But if you missed it,

1182
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 3: instead of singing the song Texas, hold Them by Beyonce,

1183
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 3: my own version called Kleenex, blow them because we're in

1184
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 3: the throes of allergy season and the flow naise is

1185
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 3: a flowing. Oh yeah, millions of people have to deal

1186
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 3: with it every year. And I know that because we've

1187
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 3: had a bunch of texts coming into seven eighty five

1188
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 3: nine two with people that can relate. Brook, what are

1189
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 3: you seeing this?

1190
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: And says, Oh my god, I had a job interview

1191
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: yesterday and my eyes were so red they must have

1192
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: fought I hot box my car. Oh that's not true.

1193
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: I just had allergies and I was really hungover from

1194
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: the night before.

1195
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 3: The method just worn off too, so it wasn't that either.

1196
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 8: YEA making me flow up too.

1197
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 3: If you missed it, though, if you want to hear

1198
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 3: it again, we're gonna put it up at the Brook

1199
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Speaker 3: and Jeffery YouTube page on Facebook, Instagram, and on TikTok,

1200
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 3: go follow and subscribe.

1201
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1202
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 3: Got a brand new player, Danny, who was very excited

1203
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 3: to be here. She is a hula dancer, or at

1204
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 3: least she used to be. Has taken a very long

1205
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 3: break from it thirty years, did it when she was younger,

1206
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 3: but now is getting back into it because she just

1207
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 3: loves Hawaii. So Brooke, good luck beating a woman with

1208
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 3: hips that move like the ocean. That's all I have

1209
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 3: to say, Enny, Danny, welcome to the show.

1210
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 15: Hello.

1211
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: Are you taking lessons again? Are you just performing on

1212
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: your own? What are you doing?

1213
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 9: I'm taking lessons again, yeah, and we do have a

1214
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 9: performance coming up in July, so I'm super excited.

1215
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 4: Are you in Hawaii because I'm going there soon. I

1216
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 4: would love a free lesson.

1217
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 6: No, I'm not in Hawaii.

1218
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

1219
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 4: Next question, do you have a coconut?

1220
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 3: But I can borrow?

1221
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 15: That's not we don't wear those.

1222
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: Let's go.

1223
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 3: I like girl that there was excited to play. Now

1224
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 3: jose is excited to play. Brook is walking out of

1225
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 3: the room with her stuff. Intact, Danny know how the

1226
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 3: game works. He got thirty seconds to answer as many

1227
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 3: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1228
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 3: say pass. But you do have to beat brook outright

1229
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 3: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1230
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 9: I'm ready?

1231
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is World's Garlic Day.

1232
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 3: Which country produces two thirds of the world's garlic? Is

1233
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 3: it Italy, the US or China Italy? How many times

1234
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 3: has Kim Kardashian been married? What ceial brand has a

1235
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 3: mascot named Chip the Wolf? The Curse of the Bambino

1236
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 3: affected what baseball team? Negatively? What country's cuisine gave us

1237
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 3: Bill Gogi and kim chi career? Tommy Lee was famous

1238
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 3: for dating and Pamela Anderson and also playing what instrument

1239
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 3: in the band Motley Crew? The Alright, Danny played like

1240
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 3: a true veteran. There those questions will die now. I'm wondering,

1241
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 3: do you have a favorite part of our show other

1242
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 3: than Brooks triviah I do?

1243
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 9: I love the second date update?

1244
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 7: Ye?

1245
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 12: No?

1246
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 3: Try again?

1247
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 4: Does do that answer?

1248
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: Are you single?

1249
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 12: Danny? Are you?

1250
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 4: Until she says song of the week, She's just what

1251
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 4: I like?

1252
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: That's not true.

1253
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 9: No, I'm married, but my my teenager and I listened

1254
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 9: to you every morning on the way to school, and

1255
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 9: we just think it's hilarious.

1256
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 4: And you're teaching them what not to do in the

1257
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 4: dating world.

1258
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 3: That's actually pretty smart. Yeah, Brook, your turn? Are you

1259
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 3: ready got No?

1260
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: I almost knocked my mic out of anyway? Yeah, no,

1261
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: I am Today it keeps falling out.

1262
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 3: He's trying to get away from you.

1263
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: Probably God, I'm sick of this lady. She keeps talking

1264
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: at me.

1265
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 3: Here we go. Your time starts now. Today is World's

1266
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 3: Garlic Day. Which country produces two thirds of the world's garlic?

1267
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 3: Is it Italy, the US or China?

1268
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: China?

1269
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 3: How many times has Kim Kardashian been married?

1270
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 1: Three?

1271
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 3: What cereal brand had a mascot named Chip the Wolf?

1272
01:01:57,400 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 3: I don't know the Curse of the Bambino acted. What

1273
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 3: baseball team.

1274
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: Negatively Boston Red Sox.

1275
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 3: What country's cuisine gave us bill Gogi and kim chi?

1276
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 14: Hmmm?

1277
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: Korean?

1278
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 3: Tommy Lee was famous for dating Pamela Anderson and also

1279
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 3: for playing what instrument the band.

1280
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: Motley Crue had drums?

1281
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 3: All right, great game today, Let's head on over to

1282
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 3: the scoreboard to see how you boll did with Jose.

1283
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,560
Speaker 3: You are a smelly pirate Hooker.

1284
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 4: Whoa, that's such a good scene. Danny, you got too

1285
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:33,960
Speaker 4: koram for a good game. And rock yep on a

1286
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 4: roll got five.

1287
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Rook was on fire today. Sorry about that, Danny.

1288
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's World's Garlic Day.

1289
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 3: The country that makes two thirds of the world's garlic

1290
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 3: is China. Wow, Italy seventy three point eight percent of

1291
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 3: the world's garlic comes from there. Kim Kardashian has been

1292
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 3: married three times, to Chris Humphries, Kanye West, and Damon Thomas.

1293
01:02:59,080 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: He was the first.

1294
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 3: He was the first as he's a music producer. The

1295
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 3: cereal brand that had a mascot named Chip the Wolf

1296
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 3: was Cookie Crispy.

1297
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 12: Great.

1298
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was that little dog.

1299
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 4: I loved it.

1300
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 3: The Curse of the Mambino affected the Boston Red Sox

1301
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 3: negatively after he left their team. People thought they were

1302
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 3: cursed for years and years and years.

1303
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 4: It took him like over eighty years to win a

1304
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 4: ring after that.

1305
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 3: The country cuisine that gave us bilgogi and kimchi is Korea.

1306
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 3: And Tommy Lee dated Pamela Anderson and famously played the

1307
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 3: drums in Motley crue. Yes, so, Danny, it was not

1308
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 3: enough to beat Brooke today. Unfortunately. The good news is

1309
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 3: just we're playing. You are going to get a pair

1310
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:39,439
Speaker 3: of tickets to see Kane Brown's in the Air Tour

1311
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 3: Team Mobile Park on August sixteenth. Get your tickets to

1312
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 3: see multi platinum country artist Kane Brown today at ticketmaster

1313
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 3: dot com.

1314
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 15: Thank you so much, you're well.

1315
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 1: Thank you listening.

1316
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, we love you.

1317
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,080
Speaker 6: Thank you.

1318
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 11: I'll think of you as I'm huliing. Okay, I'll yell

1319
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 11: your name on the beach. I'll say this is for you, Danny.

1320
01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone wants you to do that.

1321
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 4: On a private beach.

1322
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Hey, Danny, thanks so

1323
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 3: much for being on. Come back anytime. We'll be back

1324
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 3: to the wind Brooks Buck the same time on Monday

1325
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 6: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.