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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh. These are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist in our third seat. Another tdzy Hall

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Speaker 1: of Famer, brilliant stand up comedian you've seen on all

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Speaker 1: the TVs and stages. It's Blair Saga up the Daily

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Speaker 1: night guys. It's great to be back. I miss you

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Speaker 1: guys so much. Oh my goodness, it's so great to

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Speaker 1: have you back. What a what a combo we have? Hey,

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Speaker 1: Blair the books? Yeah, I know, what a surprise. Miss

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Speaker 1: Chris Crofton. Uh, this is exciting. This is I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is We'll see, we'll see how this goes. This

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Speaker 1: is a concoction. Yeah, hell of a hell of a Friday,

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Speaker 1: ak Monday Monday. Yes, a lot of Friday energy coming

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Speaker 1: to you on this month. Brilliant case of the Mondays today,

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Speaker 1: if that's right? Yeah, the Monday scaris. People say that,

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Speaker 1: don't they get? Yeah, Sunday scary, Sunday scary? What's Monday?

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Speaker 1: Then the Monday? Just a case of the Mondays. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got a case of they just don't even come

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Speaker 1: up with a word. Yeah, and mordant mondays manic mondays.

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Speaker 1: That that seemed off to me. My Mondays are never manic.

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Speaker 1: There other Mausoleum Monday, Yeah, Mausoleum Monday is pretty good.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, Blair is like I saw Blair, I met well.

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Speaker 1: I don't know Blair well. I just know her from Daily's,

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Speaker 1: like guys, but I met her through Johnny Pembertons and

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Speaker 1: um and well at least he told me about her

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Speaker 1: comedy and stuff. Anyway, I just am a big fan

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Speaker 1: and I'm a big fan of us. Any comedy that

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Speaker 1: fucking Blair does about food is all. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: just wish she did whole specials about just food, and

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Speaker 1: that's all about French fries, shoe string fries. Her out

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Speaker 1: Blair's outrage about shoe string fries is one of my

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Speaker 1: favorite fucking things. I don't think you want to humiliate me.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's my favorite. And this is the job

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Speaker 1: of the co host is that you talk about the

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Speaker 1: favorite jokes that the guest has done and then do

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Speaker 1: an impression of them. Is that right? That's usually I'm

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Speaker 1: so flattered. I that you even remember that joke from

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Speaker 1: a long time ago, because I can barely remember what

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Speaker 1: I had for breakfast this morning, So look gratitude. I

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Speaker 1: don't really like shoe shing fries. Um. My thing about them,

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Speaker 1: honestly is that you have to get a whole It's humiliating.

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Speaker 1: And because you have to get a whole handful just

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Speaker 1: to get the equivalent of one regular fry, it's like

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Speaker 1: a horse eating. Hey, it's like you, it's it's hell,

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Speaker 1: it's horror horrible. Hell. Yeah. I like it also just

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Speaker 1: because it's like, how often are you hanging around roller

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Speaker 1: rinks or something? You know what I mean? Like, when

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Speaker 1: is this coming up? Surprised dining restaurant? I got it wrong,

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Speaker 1: Blair only eats at the finest steakhouses. You're talking about

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Speaker 1: pump I do love us. I do love a stickhouse. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about amused boches. I'm so sick of amused.

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Speaker 1: What is something from your search history? Okay, there's there's

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Speaker 1: too much in my search history, and I actually maintain it.

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Speaker 1: I don't like being surveiled, but I do like my

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Speaker 1: YouTube recommendation fee to be accurate. So okay, this is

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Speaker 1: the penultiment which I find myself and a recent search

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Speaker 1: term how to get between the terminals at Dallas Fort

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Speaker 1: Worth International Airport. This came out of a recent traumatic

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Speaker 1: incident where I was I barely escaped from Florida. Every

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Speaker 1: time I go to that state, it's very difficult to leave,

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Speaker 1: and then my mere presence there is actually in violation

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Speaker 1: of a lot of the new laws of that Ron

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Speaker 1: De Santis and crew have passed. So I'm a crime

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Speaker 1: in Florida and so a fugitive and I try to

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Speaker 1: get out and they just try to drag me back in.

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Speaker 1: And in this case, I was trapped in another state

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Speaker 1: with a wonky governor Dallas because American Airlines decided they're

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Speaker 1: just not in the flying business anymore. Yeah, they're in

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Speaker 1: the shuffle you around to different broken planes business for

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Speaker 1: seventeen straight hours. Yep. Yeah, the options have become limited

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Speaker 1: on the flying space. By the way, I just I

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Speaker 1: hoping that your search has you said how to I

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Speaker 1: thought you were going to say citizen, Just like, what

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Speaker 1: does that mean? I was like, this is very late

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Speaker 1: to be googling. It's never okay, it's never too late

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Speaker 1: to learn and grow, all right, So don't shame knowledge seeking. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a good point, or the full searches how to

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Speaker 1: on door? What were you doing? And just like personal

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Speaker 1: This was a financial obligation. I was there actually making

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Speaker 1: my PBS show America Outdoors. We're on our second season

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Speaker 1: and we were filming in Florida along the Swannee River.

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Speaker 1: It was a really beautiful time if you don't count

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Speaker 1: I was humbled by my time there, honestly. And I

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Speaker 1: of discovery. Yeah, and I was ready to come home,

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Speaker 1: you know. And Fort Worth didn't want to let you.

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Speaker 1: American Airlines at Dallas Fort Worth. We cannot just blame

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Speaker 1: the worst airport in the country. We must also assign

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Speaker 1: They're like, we want you to come here, we want

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Speaker 1: with the place. It was, it was, it was. It

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Speaker 1: was exacerbated by the fact that I've had I have

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Speaker 1: size of the airport truly becomes like a health hazard. Sure,

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Speaker 1: and you know, it's everything's bigger in Texas. Like it's

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Speaker 1: not just words people say, it's like design principles for

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Speaker 1: the whole enterprise was physically an emotionally quite quite painful.

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Speaker 1: people helped me out. I had fellow passengers helping carry stuff.

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Speaker 1: move through that airport at times, so all all was

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Speaker 1: not lost and uh and we started. Uh. I guess

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Speaker 1: it would call a hate group, like we hate American

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Speaker 1: airlines together, and so that was It just feels like

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Speaker 1: like the one hate group I could support. I definitely

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Speaker 1: don't tend to support hate groups, but this one just

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Speaker 1: feels really justified by based on evidence, and I'm all

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Speaker 1: about evidence space choices. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I hope

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Speaker 1: they're not a sponsor of your show. They are, but

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Speaker 1: it's okay they I mean, they usually give us a

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Speaker 1: pretty wed like an airship should. Yeah, but yeah, I

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Speaker 1: feel like everything in Texas is just contingent, like designed,

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Speaker 1: that feels like the Texas way. Yeah. There was a

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Speaker 1: because I was like, dude, it was a fifty two

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Speaker 1: went to. I thought I was smart. I made a

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Speaker 1: amount of it that American Airlines wasted, today had become Saturday.

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Speaker 1: and the crew was like, we got you. We don't

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Speaker 1: a list of things that are annoying me. Let them know.

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Speaker 1: It's like the first thing on my list, and I

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Speaker 1: think overrated. The first thing on my list definitely is

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Speaker 1: the term latinext. I'm so tired of hearing it, and

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Speaker 1: I just did a talk on it also at Redline

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Speaker 1: where I kind of had to like shares information where

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I really don't understand why we're kind of

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Speaker 1: It's sticking around, and it's everywhere I can't escape it. Right,

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Speaker 1: is the word that you prefer is Latino like for

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Speaker 1: broad or what what? What is the preferred word for you?

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Speaker 1: For me, I prefer to just be called Puerto Rican

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Speaker 1: in Cuban. Sure, it's much more descriptive, right, so that

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Speaker 1: you understand what my cultural nuance is, right, myle you? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And so the term Latino in general to me or

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Speaker 1: Hispanic or all of these other kind of terms that

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I believe there should

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Speaker 1: let's keep it reasonable, return exact. And some people like

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Speaker 1: in Atlanta and activists artist friend of mine named Aileen

422
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Speaker 1: Loyd has created on the heels of the book banning

423
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: stuff that's happening around the country, has created a what

424
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Speaker 1: what she's calling a little contentious free library, which is

425
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: all banned books like that. Yeah, yeah, she's way cooler

426
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 1: than me, but but yeah, it's like, you know, it's

427
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: it's a real problem if you're preventing people from being

428
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: able to encounter knowledge, you know, at a at a

429
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: formative age than that. I don't know, yeah, different might

430
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: different in the future. That might be the like we'll

431
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: all have to have little libraries where we give out

432
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:02,479
Speaker 1: books that are banned else where because yeah, their schools

433
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: aren't doing it in some states. So all right, let's

434
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll come back and get

435
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: into the Taco Bell metaverse wedding and we're back and

436
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: am I like when you think of a Dutch city

437
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: or like the Netherlands or Amsterdam or you know, like

438
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 1: do you pick what? What? What do you picture? How

439
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: do you what do you see in your mind's eye?

440
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: I went there once, so I know, but I just

441
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: see like rivers and bikes and people walking in those

442
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: um waffles with powdered sugar on them. But I do

443
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: think it's a majestic place of beauty where it's like

444
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: sort of feels like it's from a children's story. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

445
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: picture like fucking people in exercise clothing, like hot people

446
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: and extra size closing clothing, like walking by canals and

447
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: talking about like you know how much healthcare they have? Yeah,

448
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: just going to the doctor. B Yeah, Like I think

449
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the dentist today because my

450
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: two is not really aching, but it's starting to like

451
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: I can feel something coming on. Yeah, do you think

452
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: he would I should go Hans, And Hans is like, yeah,

453
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: I think it should go. It's free. Just drop in

454
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: at the dentists. Maybe maybe go for a two fer

455
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: and get a get a health check up. Yeah. And

456
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: then also like Windmills, I guess, you know, with like

457
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: some guy who's like wise inside it or some lady

458
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:36,919
Speaker 1: who's wise with like a hump and they was like,

459
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: don't forget to use moisturize rhodion or whatever that stuff

460
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: you were saying was rhodesia or whatever rodeola. So yeah,

461
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: I feel like that is in my brain. And like

462
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 1: I assumed that was always the way it was. And

463
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: apparently during the like fifties, sixties, seventies, they bought into

464
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: the American style like city building, and they like bought

465
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: in heart. They like filled up the like some of

466
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: the their canals with cement and replaced the canals with

467
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: like highways, and there's just like these pictures where it's

468
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: just like four lanes of traffic in the middle of

469
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: these cities that we now associate with like Mike riding

470
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: and wait, so they change that. They like they they

471
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: removed the cement from the canals. Yeah yeah, what a

472
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: what and what happened? What what made them come to

473
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: some radical decision to change everything? So like among things

474
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: like you know, it just being a nightmare to live

475
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: in a city that is just jam packed, Like you

476
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: walk out your front door in a car whizz by,

477
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: like yeah yeah yeah like America. Yeah yeah, So people

478
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: like children were getting hit by cars all the time,

479
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: like and you know, the air was like disgusting, but

480
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: it was like a I guess it was nineteen seventy one,

481
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: the daughter of In nineteen seventy one, three thousand people

482
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: were killed by cars. Five hundred of people killed that

483
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: year where children, And that probably happened today in America,

484
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: right yeah, I mean they like so today we have

485
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: three times the number of automobile deaths that they do

486
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: and like per capita and the reason for that. So

487
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: one of the children that was killed was the daughter

488
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: of a journalist, and he wrote a front page article

489
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: that with the headlines stopped murdering our children, and that

490
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: just like that. It wasn't like everyone was like, yes,

491
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: you're right, we should stop murdering children. Like it was

492
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: a long process, but like and there were other factors,

493
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: like it was there was like gas prices started shooting

494
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: up because it was the seventies. So I can't imagine

495
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: a reality like that where gas costs too much. They

496
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: were paying like seven dollars right now, right, Yeah, it's

497
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. Yeah, you know what you is here in

498
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: Tennessee like three fifty Yeah, which is still like too much,

499
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, but like yeah, that's how they keep

500
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: it low, and then they can they jack it up

501
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: for liberals because liberals can be like, oh, well, you

502
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: know it's because of this and that and maybe because

503
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: of supply chains and you know, like but you know,

504
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: Republicans are like they have to keep it artificially low

505
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: and like red states because otherwise the Red states will

506
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: go crazy because they just do like God tells us

507
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: the gas prices. Yeah, who's the you know, like it's

508
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: just funny if the gas prices were seven dollars here,

509
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: because everyone here is a conservative, they would they would

510
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: they're storm the capital again. Yeah, just every day, just

511
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: keep storm. Jesus names the gas prices. Who is interfering

512
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: with the with Jesus? Yeah, with gas Jesus. Yeah, it

513
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: really is. It seems to be that simple. The like

514
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: companies were just like we need to we we like money,

515
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: and like the pandemic slowed down how much money was

516
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: coming in, so I wanted to open back up. We

517
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: are going to charge more money for everything. Like that

518
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: really seems to be the more distance we get from it,

519
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: like all the all the gas companies are having just

520
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: like record breaking profits. But like the reason I like

521
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 1: the story is so interesting is because, like it just

522
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: I assume, I think we like tend to get focused

523
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: on like the way things are and assume they've always

524
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: been that way. And like there's this one drawing of

525
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: like what Amsterdam was supposed to look like, and it

526
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: looks exactly like a city in Texas. Like it's just

527
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: you know being choked by like all these lanes of

528
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: like highways and stuff like it, or like the b

529
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: QE like in you know, like parts of New York

530
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: that are just like all these highway interchanges and shit.

531
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: But they like we're able to back away from that

532
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: because like that that article led to a movement. People

533
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: started like protesting and just like laying down in the streets,

534
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: and like you know, after gas prices shot up, it

535
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: became fashionable for like the Prime Minister like urged people

536
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: to use less energy change their lifestyles. He announced a

537
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: series of car free Sundays, which is my favorite idea,

538
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: Like can we just try a car free Sunday like

539
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: fucking once in America? And I feel like people would

540
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: see that their lives are like livable and it's cool

541
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: too for your kids to just be able to like

542
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: run wherever they want and not be worried about getting

543
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: like run over. Literally that would never happen. That would

544
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: never happen because like you're taking away are right to drive? Are? Ah? Yeah?

545
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: Like what do you think we're closer to the car

546
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: free Sunday or the actual purge happening in the I

547
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: feel like closer to the purge. Away we could have

548
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: a car free Sunday is when the aliens finally come

549
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: down and if they say you have to have a

550
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: car free Sunday. But yeah, they introduced really moderate, like

551
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: incremental changes, Like guys, just just hear us out. We're

552
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: not saying you have to for just saying car free

553
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: Sundays one day every couple of months, car free Sundays,

554
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: and you can only use your phone one hour a

555
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: day except for for phone calls. Yeah, I'm taking those

556
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: would be some badass aliens. The city's also began like

557
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: passing policies to discourage driving. They like made parking in

558
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: city center super expensive. They removed some parking spots entirely.

559
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: They reduced speed limits, so like there are things that

560
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: can be done that have worked in the past, Like

561
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: they turned some areas into car free zones. Like all

562
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: these things that like seem completely impossible, Like we think

563
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: of the United States, I possible in this country, reekly

564
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: because this country thinks that cars are like an extension

565
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: of their fucking like Blair just said, like freedom. You know,

566
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: it's like toxic men. I mean I think about toxic

567
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: masculinity constantly now because of what's happening in Tennessee with

568
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: the drag show ban and and the fuck the abortion band,

569
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: I mean the state. I mean, I just move back

570
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: here because I could afford it better, you know. But

571
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: it's like it's a nightmare, and it's all these fucking men,

572
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: these alcoholic men who are running things. I mean, like

573
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: we keep electing alcoholics. We're fucked. Everybody in Tennessee is

574
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: an obvious drunk. Every person that every member of the legislature.

575
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the culture here. They all fucking drink

576
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: their heads off. You know what drinking makes you do,

577
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: It makes you fucking crazy. I used to be an alcoholic.

578
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: I know you're a nut. You make laws about crazy

579
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: shits because you think you're I don't know, like a

580
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 1: human meteor. Like alcohol makes you grandiose. That's the last

581
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: thing you want in a leader. I mean, you know,

582
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: but I was thinking about cars. You know that that

583
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: is what Men feel more powerful in a car than

584
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: they feel it's the only place now because they're like,

585
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: at least I can't get canceled in my car like

586
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: no one less, you know, I can ride around with

587
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: my fucking dick out and fucking four wheel drive and

588
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: all this bullshit. And it's just it's just men are

589
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: so have been told there are only two ways to

590
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: be mad, or or or madder. I don't even know,

591
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: you know, like there's two ways a man can be

592
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: calm or mad. The only time I'm calm is in

593
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: my truck. And if you try to take away my

594
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: fucking truck, then I'm gonna go fucking crazy because that's

595
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: my only other setting. Yeah, well, I think I think

596
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: I always say this on this show. But like conservatives,

597
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: like their whole thing in their head is that they

598
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: are against big government. But then now there's all this

599
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: like insane control coming over in all people's lives. But

600
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,720
Speaker 1: if they if you had the car thing, it wouldn't

601
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,479
Speaker 1: even be about what the issue is about. It would

602
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: be about taking away that something they can't do. There's

603
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: no self awareness. But I guess our government with the

604
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: two were always it's just about winning at this point.

605
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 1: It's never actually about what's best for anyone. It's about

606
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 1: beating the other party. And aside from that, I also

607
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: think that there should be when the aliens come down,

608
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: that they should ban the politicians from having Twitter. I'm

609
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: still fucking annoyed at these politicians on Twitter acting like

610
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,479
Speaker 1: every tweet is the goddamn wrestling promo. Like I missed

611
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: the old days when they were just fake smiling in public,

612
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: like freaking Richard Nixon and doing bad shit in private.

613
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to see them openly just being

614
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 1: nuts every day. It's like terrifying to the really scary.

615
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's like the joker. They're all like the joker,

616
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 1: you know, like everyone tries to outjoke or the other one. Well,

617
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: how about if we outlaw you know, I don't know,

618
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 1: I don't know what they you know everything, you know,

619
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: they just want to outlaw everything, just to out out

620
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: outlaw their other joker. You know what it's like, you

621
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: think you're the joker. Watch this? Yeah. Richard Nixon, by

622
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 1: the way, when last time there was inflation, he just

623
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: came on and was like, companies, if companies try to

624
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: raise prices for the next month, they'll be like under arrest,

625
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: like something that today would be seen as like the

626
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: most socialist thing that's ever been done. Yeah, everything, everything

627
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 1: is socialist if it doesn't mean YEA unrelated a little bit.

628
00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: But that star series on Watergate with the Julia Roberts

629
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 1: was absolutely incredible? Was it really? Yeah? Well I enjoyed

630
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: the hell out of it. Was so good. It was

631
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 1: really about Martha La La La La La. But what

632
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 1: I forgot her two other names? Lad? Is that no Martha? Um?

633
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: I forget the name? Is Julia Roberts play Richard Nixon? No?

634
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: So bad? I want that kind of casting. I would

635
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: be so interested in biopics or biopics, which is it?

636
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I can never no, Julia Robbers played Martha

637
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: Martha the whistle Bower, Martha the whistle bro I want

638
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: Samuel Jackson. Yes, I want to see Samuel Jackson as

639
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 1: Amelia Earhart. That's kind of shit I'm talking about. Yeah,

640
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: I want to see that. I'm tired of them casting

641
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: who will look like the person. It's so fucking stupid

642
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: and juvenile, like, oh, we have to get an actor

643
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 1: that looks like that's so dumb. I mean, that's Martha

644
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: ever think of in the War Old Yeah, like casting

645
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: in a in a meeting, being like he doesn't look enough,

646
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: like I thought we were here for art. But guys,

647
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: everybody laughs and jumps out the window. But one thing

648
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: quickly about aliens, to Blair's point, is like I wish

649
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: they would come down and bosses around two and I'm

650
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 1: starting to lose faith in the aliens. I just want

651
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: to mention that because they've been buzzing around here for

652
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: what fifty years or whatever, just I don't believe they're

653
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: aliens anymore, because if they were aliens, they wouldn't give

654
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: a fuck. They would show up and get in our faces.

655
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: They're not like, oh, they're just investigating. That's horseshit. Why

656
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: would they ever waste they don't give up? What are

657
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: they afraid of us for? Why wouldn't they just come

658
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: down and start patting us on the head. I just

659
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm I'm a big believer in everything. I

660
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,479
Speaker 1: can believe in anything. I believe in bigfoot, I believe

661
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: in ghosts. I believe in every goddamn thing. But aliens

662
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: fucking do it already, Like come down here and shoot

663
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: us with a ray gun, or fucking tell us to

664
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: have no cars on Sunday, or just get it over with.

665
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: Stop just buzzing around the sky and drive diving underwater

666
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: and stuff. Come on, stop diving underwater and I'm not kidding.

667
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: People are like, and what the fuck are they doing underwater?

668
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: Or tell him to come up here and kick Mitch

669
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: McConnell's fucking ass. He fell down to him. Fuck that.

670
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: I hope he falls down a million times. Yeah. So

671
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: Talk a Bell held a contest where the winner, yes,

672
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: the winner got to have their wedding in a digital

673
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: Taco bell in the metaverse, that was what you won.

674
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: That feels like a punishment to me. But the ceremony

675
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: happened at the end of last March, but people who

676
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: attended just I don't know, broke their media embargo. I

677
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: don't I don't know, and it's just truly, I don't

678
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: know that this story made me feel as empty as

679
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: any story we've covered it in a long time. But

680
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: I did have to talk about it. So the bride

681
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: and grooms avatars faced each other across a sacred fire.

682
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: It was so the wedding was a traditional Indian ceremony

683
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,720
Speaker 1: other than the fact that it was in a taco

684
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 1: bell In the metaverse, it was hosted by Calpen. The

685
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: bride and grooms avatars faced each other across a sacred

686
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: fire made of taco bells signature fire sauce. See, okay, okay,

687
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: all right, you're on board. No, I look, I get it.

688
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I feel like yeah, I'm like, oh okay,

689
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: now I'm back in. I didn't know it was Signature

690
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: fire sauce. But I gotta be honest, this um is

691
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: gross and I wish everybody like marriage is tough, you

692
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, I wish everybody the best

693
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: of success finding your person. You know, it's like even

694
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: better than that Roten column moment with your bag at

695
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,479
Speaker 1: baggage claim, right, it's like that forever, and that's really

696
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: noble and cool, and that is, for most people, the

697
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: height of romantic. Look, so you're saying this is even

698
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: more than seeing your bag. Yeah yeah, yeah, ok yeah, okay, okay,

699
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: we're we're very statement but okay, Bridget and I are

700
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: being paid by big checked bag, I guess. But okay,

701
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: there's like again, you know, a good friend of mine,

702
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: actually my best friend, uh is, he's getting married pretty soon,

703
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: and he was telling me all all like how stressful

704
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: it is and how messed up in crazy planning this

705
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: thing gets. And so he and his partner they have

706
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: decided to elope, which I think is cool, you know,

707
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: cut past the nonsense and then make it their own.

708
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: So maybe for this couple it's their dreaming thing. Maybe

709
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, we met it a taco bell

710
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: or like you know metaverse. Yeah yeah, Gordita front wraps

711
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: are really the glue of our partnership. My problem here

712
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 1: is not the taco bell, theming I will say that,

713
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: the okay, but the official taco bell, theming, the fact

714
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: that it is. I don't know, I just feel bad

715
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: for like, if you want to diminish the amount of

716
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: stress associated with an event, adding a corporate sponsor who

717
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: has notes on everything, like, it just seems like not

718
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: the not the way to go. I mean, I think

719
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: like the idea idealized version that like they pitched when

720
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: Taco Bell, you know, signed onto this idea and contest

721
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: is probably that it's like, yeah, they just start expressing

722
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 1: their love and they're two couple weirdos who just love

723
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: Taco Bell. But in practice, for anyone who has been

724
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:01,280
Speaker 1: involved with sponsored content and trying to get any amount

725
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 1: of art through past past corporate sponsors who have notes,

726
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 1: I just like, I don't know, it seems seems difficult.

727
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: I also like the fact that they keep saying that

728
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: they want a contest to become the first people married

729
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: at a Taco Bell in the metaverse, as though this

730
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: is going to be an ongoing thing that we'll be

731
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: looking back on them as the fucking George Washington's of

732
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: this thing that we all then went on to do

733
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: as a people. Yeah, I mean, people do have like

734
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: really strong feelings about Taco Bell. Like I have no

735
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 1: trouble believing that this couple maybe met in a Taco

736
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: Bell and Taco Bell was a big part of their relationship.

737
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: I didn't have taco bell for the first time until

738
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: like five years ago, so I am not in that

739
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: particular group. But yeah, we weren't allowed to eat it

740
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: when I was growing up like a weird a weird role.

741
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: My mom had no taco bell, no mountain Dew, but

742
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: all the other stuff was five. Yeah, all fine. I

743
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: don't know why she just like had a thing well

744
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: for mountain dew. She said it was because this is

745
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: this is her words, not mine. It was quote for

746
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: white trash. We weren't allowed to drink. Yeah, I think

747
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 1: taco bell might have been in the mix as well.

748
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: My family didn't encourage it. I will say that I

749
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: never went out to dinner with my family to Taco

750
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: Bell necessarily, but you know I got it like after

751
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: you know, a game or something like if I you know,

752
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 1: we we just it was the thing that was open

753
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 1: that we could like scarf down in the fifteen minutes

754
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: we had and yeah, it's such perfect point, just like

755
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: so delicious. I don't know, they lit up something in

756
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: my brain that I have been unable to increase from there.

757
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: And the same is true of mountain dew. When I

758
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: lived in Kentucky. I became addicted to mountain dew and

759
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: have never been able to fully like I don't I

760
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: don't go freak because of or like drink mountain dew

761
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: frequently because for self care reasons, because like, if I

762
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: have a twelfth pack of mountain dew at my house,

763
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to not drink at all.

764
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: But what if you could do it in the metaverse?

765
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: Brow now we're talking be thank you. No, that's mountain

766
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: dew was originally slaying for moonshine. That's the etymology of it. Yeah,

767
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: I haven't tried it, but I do agree with your

768
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: mom bridges. Oh my god, gone too something, but that like, wow,

769
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: you've never tried I've never tried it. I've tried the

770
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: red kind, but I've never had regular mountain dew. Regular,

771
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: you get the you get the overall. Yeah, wait, Ben,

772
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: have you did you say you've never tried it? M

773
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 1: I've never tried mountain dew. I probably this is like

774
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: asking someone if they've always been vegan. There was probably

775
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: something in the drinks. But anytime there was a mountain

776
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: do situation available, there was some other soda or something

777
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: to drink. So I would end up I would end

778
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: up going with that. And also growing up, some of

779
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: my relatives I didn't care for. We're into mountain dew.

780
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: There was super into mountain dew. And I would look

781
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: at them and I would be like, a better you

782
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: than me? My friends? You know, so like okay, but

783
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: Taco Bell though, the appeal, the late night appeal back

784
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: in the day. You know, you got like twelve eighteen bucks.

785
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: You're high in a car following another car because you

786
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: think it's a vanity license flight. They go into a

787
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: Taco Bell. Yeah, and then you're like, I'm living like

788
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: I am the fucking emperor of bad decisions. You know what?

789
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: Two case ideas grow into euros yo, you know yeah,

790
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: oh man, cheesy gordita crunch I just discussed like Miles,

791
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: I think turned me onto it. Like I loved Taco

792
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: Bell and I wasn't even getting the best stuff growing up.

793
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: What's the good order? I mean, cheesy gordo casady I've

794
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: always had and then I like to get a grilled

795
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: stuffed chicken burrito with That's the healthy part of my order.

796
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: Grilled stuff chicken burrito extra grill, like put it on

797
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: the grill. For a little extra time if we don't mind,

798
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: but something you can ask for that, yeah, well done.

799
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 1: Yeah for your brito, well done. But then I'll freelance

800
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: and then of course with the biggest Baja blast that

801
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,280
Speaker 1: they will allow me to carry out. You're in deep water,

802
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: my friends, Like, like, I had no idea this was

803
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: a thing. So wait though, I get like once a

804
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: year at this point. But and I don't tell my

805
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 1: kids or my word. Yeah, it's just like a dark

806
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: trip to under the star of night. I turn my

807
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 1: headlights off, dark night of the soul. Oh, I got bridgie.

808
00:48:54,760 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: He's got like a fake mustache on. So wait though,

809
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: wait though, a wedding in the metaverse, you gotta tell

810
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: us these uh, these folks getting married. They were in person, right,

811
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: This wasn't like a remote like together. They kissed, They

812
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: kissed each other's faces like real people in love and

813
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: all that stuff, which is all like that almost makes

814
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: it because then you're like, oh, so they are really

815
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: like married now, like this was really their wedding, because

816
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: like the picture that you see of it is like

817
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: two people deeply in love kissing one another, and then

818
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: they're like weird avatars and a purple, like on a

819
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: purple throne, like kissing each other above. But so the

820
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: vows were written by chat GPT, so like the story

821
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: seems like it's being written by chat gpt because just

822
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: like all the stupidest buzzwords coming together here, the vows

823
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: were written by chat GPT. It was within a video game,

824
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: so it was even really the metaverse. But like, I

825
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 1: don't know how to feel about that, Like I'm not

826
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm no metaverse snob. So if they want to do

827
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: it in de CenTra Land the video game, it just

828
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: seems like it was a poorly orchestrated publicity stunt by

829
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: Taco Bell, which has to hurt a little bit when

830
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 1: like the big viral marketing campaign that is sponsoring your wedding,

831
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: like doesn't even put it in the real metaverse. But

832
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't give a shit. But if they

833
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: pay for the wedding though, I mean, at that point,

834
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: it's just like yeah, absolutely, like that's that's great. However,

835
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: but like also the wedding in the metaverse, so like

836
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: not really did they I guess it's like I'm sort

837
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: of it's sort of breaking my brain. Did they pay

838
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 1: for a ceremony? I RL or only within the metaverse?

839
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: Also does a Taco Bell within the metaverse have employees,

840
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: Like I have a lot of questions. Yeah, yeah, I

841
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: think they have employees. One thing that we do know

842
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 1: for sure is that and this is my favorite point

843
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: because it's like you suspect, okay, the corporate brand is

844
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: gonna have some notes and ideas that they're gonna want

845
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: to implemented. The one place we got to see this

846
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: is that, in addition to having cal Penn host their wedding,

847
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: they also had a twitch streamer like he who was

848
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: narrating the whole thing to the point that the guests

849
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: of the wedding couldn't hear what was happening. He a

850
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: play by play, yes, like a play by play, but

851
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: not even like he was just a twitch streamer. They

852
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 1: were like, here, do your thing, like had no relation

853
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 1: to the couple. So he's just like over the top,

854
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: keeps singing. No one so this is no one could

855
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 1: hear what was going on because the twitch streamer Taco

856
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,839
Speaker 1: Bell Hired kept singing about Taco Bell throughout the ceremony.

857
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: Legion except the O in legion is a que for

858
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 1: probably Q and on reasons, but I have no idea

859
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: spoke through every minute of the ceremony. He shouted out

860
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: his followers and made up little songs proclaiming his love

861
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: for Taco Bell as he showed off his avatar's various

862
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: outfits during the wedding. Wow, he sounds like a rowdy

863
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: wedding guess that you have to throw out of your

864
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: wedding because they've had one too many. But like during

865
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: the ceremony, it's like, how at the ceremony? How can

866
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: I make this wedding about me? He said? You know

867
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: which that happens that ever heard worst stories? I you

868
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: know what, I don't want to I've never met these folks.

869
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: Wish them the best again, Yeah at the top them,

870
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: it's just we live in Hell, all of us. And yeah,

871
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 1: this is amazing, and Hell is a combination Taco Bell

872
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: the metaverse wedding chapel. Yeah, oh my gosh, what other

873
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: things you're going to happen in the metaverse? What other

874
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: is Taco Bell gonna have a funeral contest next? Like?

875
00:52:56,719 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: Are they gonna have a kincinera? Like, what's what's going on?

876
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: Who would? Who would think this is a good idea?

877
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: I want to meet the couple that steps up and

878
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: has their divorce in the metaverse, Yeah, like if you're

879
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: to be about that life, Yeah, like they didn't look

880
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: at the by laws in the entirety of their wedding,

881
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: including like the consummation. Everything has to happen in the metaverse.

882
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if they kill Bell present narrating

883
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: all of the whole thing? Wait wait, wait though, wait

884
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: less less less question? What if what if there is

885
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: something I think you're onto someone with the fine print?

886
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: What if there is something where they cannot get divorced?

887
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: And less Taco Bell signs off right like, we don't

888
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: love this for our Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if

889
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,919
Speaker 1: it was in the contract. I'd be surprised if they

890
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: upheld it if like, I'm sure they put it in

891
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: the contract, being like, because now this is going to

892
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: be America's sweethearts. Everyone's going to be paying attention to

893
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: the the first couple to get married in a meta

894
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: first Taco Bell. And then now that it has happened,

895
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: and everyone's just like, oh my god, we live in hell.

896
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 1: They're probably like, never mind, you guys do your thing.

897
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm sure the contract gives gives them rights

898
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: to the first two offspring from the children, you know,

899
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: or front from the wet from the marriage. All right,

900
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: so let's take a quick break and then we'll talk

901
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: about more insane news. And we're back, and so is

902
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: comedy in Texas. Joe Rodan turned an old Alamo drafthouse

903
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: into Austin's newest comedy club, Mecca, dubbed the Comedy Mothership,

904
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: which is a bumber because of like ties In. I

905
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: don't know, it's such a it's such a bumber that

906
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: he is like both he's like into psychedelics and aliens,

907
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 1: but also like really shitty right wing political takes. Yeah,

908
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: but so he's like Comedy Mothership. Tickets to the opening

909
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,879
Speaker 1: week where forty dollars sold out and have been going

910
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: online for five hundred dollars plus a two drank minimum.

911
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: There's this one comics. Oh you know Roseanne bar truly

912
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: like she was one of the opening opening weeks. Terrible comics. Yeah,

913
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: but there's a profile of the this comedy location and

914
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: it opens with a woman is standing outside the theater

915
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: holding an unvaxed sperm sign up and that's what they're like,

916
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: So you know you're in the right place, Joe Rogan's

917
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: new comedy club Mecca. In addition to Joe Rogan, the

918
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: lineup feature comics like Roseanne bar who praised the club

919
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: for daring to have a green room where comedians are

920
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 1: openly drunken high. Has she been in a green what

921
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: the funny? That's kind of nice talking about I've been

922
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,399
Speaker 1: elsewhere every green ro not every green room, but I've

923
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: I've been in I've been in green rooms where people

924
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: are smoking and there's always beers and ship or drinks

925
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: and things like that. This isn't new, at least in

926
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: my experience. Yeah, it's not exactly cutting edge, but um,

927
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not surprised that she thinks that that

928
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,720
Speaker 1: is cutting edge. Yeah, okay, yes, very very true, very true.

929
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: The crowd was reportedly mostly dudes with beards and baseball caps,

930
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: and the jokes on the opening nights were like gay

931
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: slurs and jokes about trans people, of course, and they

932
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,359
Speaker 1: so they banned phone usage, so like you have to

933
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: seal them in the pouches. That's a good thing though.

934
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: That's that they do a lot of clubs. Most clubs

935
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: do that now, which is I mean all the clubs

936
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: I performed that. To do that, it's a much better experience.

937
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: It's a much better experience. It's not even like the

938
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: whole thing like recording someone. I get that's one thing,

939
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 1: but really it's just about audience distraction. That's that's that's

940
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: the principal thing of it. The people like people will

941
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: be on their phones while you're absolutely there. Yeah, absolutely,

942
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 1: And it's like the it's the worst thing that you

943
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: can possibly encounter is someone on their phone. The first

944
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: show I ever did after the pandemic, I mean granted

945
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: this is after the pandemic, but well not after. It

946
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: was like the first show I did when they were

947
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: starting to do shows again. It was an outdoor show.

948
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 1: There was just two ladies in the front row and

949
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: they were both on their phone, Like, you know, this

950
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: is insane, Like you you can't you left your house

951
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: to do the thing you're doing, your mean doing your

952
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 1: house for the last eight months, right yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

953
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: I also can't really blame him because it's like people

954
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: forgot how to behave you know. Yeah, we're all broken

955
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: at yeah point. Yeah, but the phone back thing, I

956
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: think that's just that's just general. When you can get

957
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: away with it, what people do. It's just expensive. Yeah,

958
00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: it's expensive. It's probably like not the audience his first choice.

959
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: But I think in this case they're like, well, he

960
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: also disagreed with mask Man dates, so we'll let him

961
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: take our phones to you know, but yeah, I don't know.

962
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: He He's also like, this is like I can say

963
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: whatever I want without getting canceled. Here. I feel like

964
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: he's not been he's been like opposite, the opposite of canceled.

965
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: Like he's just built most yeah, massive media empire by

966
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: just saying yeah, punching down. And then he's like, finally

967
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: I have a place where I can speak freely. But yeah,

968
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: so this is the thing. He has a place where

969
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: he can speak freely outside of the place where he

970
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: can speak freely, which is his own show, his own podcast. Sure, yeah, no,

971
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: it's it's you know, of course, the funny thing about, oh,

972
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: here's a place where I can speak freely and not

973
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: be canceled, and you know, you can't record it and

974
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: anything like that, which I agree it's a good policy,

975
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: just because you know, as comedians, you know, I always

976
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: want your shit to be recorded and then live on

977
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 1: the internet. If you don't want it on the internet,

978
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 1: if you're working material blah blah blah blah blah. But um,

979
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: but there is a there is a part of me

980
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: that's just like, well, if you believe what you're saying,

981
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: what you're worried about it getting out for if you

982
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: think it's a you know, like that means you know

983
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,439
Speaker 1: you're saying some shit. That means you know you're saying

984
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: some shit. If I know I'm about to say some

985
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: shit that could get me in trouble, yeah, I'm gonna

986
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: tell you lock your phones up too. Yeah, go ahead,

987
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: lock them up real quick. We're about to talk, and

988
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna keep it in here because this might get

989
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: me in trouble. But if it's some shit I believe,

990
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, man, fuck you, I believe this shit.

991
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 1: Say that ship with my whole chest. Say it with

992
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: my whole chest, like the Immemorium is perfect, thank you,

993
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: and I should stay in charge of it, all right.

994
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: The Mandalorian is back for season three, facing a lot

995
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 1: of pressure on the home front from my kids really

996
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: want to watch this ship. They're like six and five,

997
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: they don't get to watch you. It's like a little oh,

998
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: they're not quite old enough. You think, yeah, they're just

999
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: not not old enough. I think based on arbitrary ship

1000
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: that I've like heard read somewhere on a on a

1001
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: forum somewhere. But the so the this is good news

1002
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 1: for fans who need who like two shows in which

1003
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: Pedro Pascal escorts a highly important youth through dangerous train.

1004
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: It's kind of why, like, what is the same thing

1005
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: that gets a typecast? I mean it really is a

1006
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 1: typecast though, because it's like that thing where you know,

1007
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: we like what you did here, We're just gonna have

1008
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: you do it some more because it's working. Yeah, we'll

1009
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 1: have you do it until you die. You're gonna be

1010
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: doing this thing because you're just he's got the voice. Yeah,

1011
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: he's good. He's daddy and also like daddy, like kind

1012
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 1: of the two types of daddy that he's multi faceted daddy. Yeah,

1013
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: he's Daddy's daddy. Daddy's right. He also does the same

1014
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: thing and the Last of Us show, where he's you

1015
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: know how the Mandalorian's sort of an imperfect hero, like

1016
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: he makes mistakes but he always ends up winning. Yeah.

1017
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: Same with the Last of Us guy. Yeah yeah, Yeah.

1018
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: It's like it's typecast down to the details of the character.

1019
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: There you go. But fortunately the last of us. Way,

1020
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: what if we could see his face, It's it's beautiful, right, like,

1021
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: that's we should we should just keep his face visible.

1022
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 1: So Gina Kara Kara No no, no, no, no no no no,

1023
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: famously shaped camp by Disney after putting a bunch of

1024
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 1: right wing bullshit on social media, including posts comparing being

1025
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: a conservative to being Jewish and Nazi Germany, and so

1026
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: her character Kara Dune will not be joining Grief Cargo

1027
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: din jar In Grogo mof Gideon So so super producer

1028
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 1: Justin was telling me to not point anything out about it,

1029
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: or he was saying, I did not say that the

1030
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 1: oldest observation in in the book, which is you can

1031
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: make you can make fun of the goofy names because

1032
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: they are goofy. I'm just it's it's it's just not

1033
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,439
Speaker 1: it's not very creative joke, is all I was trying

1034
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: to say. I'm just saying they're great names. They're very

1035
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:33,480
Speaker 1: like they I don't know, I'm curious what the like

1036
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: writer's room, like, how much of the writer's room is

1037
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 1: devoted to naming because Grief like, they're just like, yeah,

1038
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:47,959
Speaker 1: they're so specific, they're always like just perfect. What wasn't

1039
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: move move bop? What? What? What was the names again?

1040
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: Moved by something you said, move something, Grief, Cargad, Cargad,

1041
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: din jar In. They're just they roll off the tongue

1042
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: like a like a delicious menu item. Moth Gideon. I

1043
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: think you were talking about moth Gideon. Moth Gideon with

1044
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 1: chicken please and I'll have a how's that grief cardoon?

1045
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: Is it pretty good? It's great? Do you want egg

1046
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: with that? We can do a fried egg on top.

1047
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 1: And then Carra Dune is like more in the Luke

1048
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 1: Skywalker like family, where it's just like, well, this is

1049
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:27,480
Speaker 1: a normal name with like some some cool shit. We

1050
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: have a twenty ounce Carra Dune. It's uh well marbled

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Speaker 1: and it's um from our farms in New Zealand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: carratdoon kind it's sort of between a poor house and

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Speaker 1: a ribby. It's just a steak. Yeah, that's all it is.

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Speaker 1: Kidsa city style. I mean, like it would be fun

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Speaker 1: listen to off your stein of Groku. There you go,

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Speaker 1: of course you can, of course you can. I do

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Speaker 1: think like there are people who like come up with

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Speaker 1: these names. Obviously, Yeah, there are. That's not a groundbreaking

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Speaker 1: thing to say, but I think it's twofold. I think

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Speaker 1: there are they they really think of the names, because

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you can just be like, what's ther name?

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Speaker 1: How about blank tar? You like, all right, cool blan tar.

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Speaker 1: But then there's like, then there's somebody in that same

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Speaker 1: room who's like, but what does that mean? What is

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Speaker 1: it derived from? What it like? Who takes it way

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Speaker 1: too seriously? Because you know, they believe in the Lord

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Speaker 1: of the world and everything like that, and so I

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Speaker 1: believe they definitely have people who truly think, what would

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Speaker 1: the parents name this kid based on the place they are,

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Speaker 1: the region they are, the type of names because yeah,

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Speaker 1: absolutely like blank tarb is not good. Sorry to say,

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Speaker 1: yeah it would. It wouldn't work like that. Alternatives were

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Speaker 1: it was gonna be named like bucket skunked or like

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Speaker 1: Scorpian face Yeah, yeah, which and guardians Galaxy is a

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Speaker 1: great name. Scorpion face. Yeah. Creaky Jack Jack Oh, I

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Speaker 1: like that. That's actually kind of like that. I'm just

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Speaker 1: into that nickname. M creaky Jack. Oh, creaky Jack. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: they didn't really come up They didn't like fully write

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Speaker 1: her off. The Mandalorian asked Carl Weathers what happened to

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01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: Don and he responds that she was recruited by special

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Speaker 1: forces for a new job somewhere off screen, and old

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01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 1: soap opera trick always leave the door open, Always leave

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Speaker 1: the door open open. I did like her character, though,

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Speaker 1: I gotta say that's the problem. Yeah, there's a good

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Speaker 1: character on the Showers. Yeah she's like a badass, right,

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Speaker 1: like just yeah, yeah, she was probably bring her back.

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Speaker 1: You know, look, I'm a fan. I'm a fan of wrestling,

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01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:54,000
Speaker 1: and there's an old adage and wrestling never say never, right,

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Speaker 1: And I you know, like the thing is this show,

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Speaker 1: I don't know when the show is gonna end. Uh.

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01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: If it has an unlimited amount of seasons, they can do.

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01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 1: But if it has enough seasons, we have a short

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01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: term memory. Unfortunately, as a generation and society, I guess

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01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,600
Speaker 1: they didn't bringing her back and be like, you know

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01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: that was t You can come back and have an

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Speaker 1: episode and then there would be a big controversy. You know.

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Speaker 1: It's like one of those things where I don't agree

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01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 1: with anything she said. But during that time a lot

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01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: of people were losing their losing their mind and if

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01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 1: she had, if she had walked back what she said,

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Speaker 1: She's like, guys, I was going crazy. I was drinking

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Speaker 1: a lot alone at home. I don't know why, I says,

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Speaker 1: I'm so stupid. That would be I think there would

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Speaker 1: be universal like Okay, yeah, um, we're always liked going nuts. Yeah,

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01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: you know, but she seems to be doubling down. Yeah. Yeah,

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01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: that's that's what hurts because it's like, I mean, also,

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Speaker 1: what a dump thing that doubled down on? What a

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01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: just a truly not very interesting and stupid, Like that's

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Speaker 1: what does she even say? She said something about like

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Speaker 1: mask mandates being similar to how the Jews were treated

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01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: in Nazi Germany. Yeah, something like that. Just the classic

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Speaker 1: non comparable thing that she knows it's not. It's just

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Speaker 1: you just don't do that. Yeah. Yeah. She has been

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Speaker 1: busy starring in movies made by The Daily Wire, including

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two's Terror on the Prairie, which made officially

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Speaker 1: eight hundred and four dollars and it's one day theatrical run,

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Speaker 1: making up one of the biggest box office failures of

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Speaker 1: the year, also the title with the most RS in

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Speaker 1: it of all time. Term Yes they were going for

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Speaker 1: breaking the record for ours. This is why we don't

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Speaker 1: believe y'all conservatives like, yeah, if you really like you

1122
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Speaker 1: know what, get her out of liberal Hollywood and less

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Speaker 1: watch we're gonna watch him. You gotta do better than

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Speaker 1: eight hundred and forty dollars if you did. If you did,

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Speaker 1: numbers would be like, oh, they really believe they shit,

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01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: all right, but eight hundred and forty dollars. That's how

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01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 1: you know you bullshit. And you watch them same movies

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Speaker 1: we do, and you like the same movies we do.

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01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: You like the same actors and actress as we do.

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01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 1: You don't give a shit about all the liberal Hollywood

1131
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 1: stuff outside of just talking points on Facebook. We'll tell

1132
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: you what the problem was. Jackies lasted by its target

1133
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 1: audience for being too woke because two woke no ways,

1134
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, cram your woke action heroes down our

1135
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Speaker 1: throat bench man. That's that's just that's that's sad though.

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Speaker 1: That's one of those things where you're just I feel

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Speaker 1: bad for everybody and find out yeah, god, oh that's

1138
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Speaker 1: so pathetic, so pathetic, Oh man, fucking Christ. Of course,

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Speaker 1: of course, the circumspect about the kind of you know

1140
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Speaker 1: some of those quotes here in the not too distant future,

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Speaker 1: but Jesus two woke. That is just man. Wow, Where's

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Speaker 1: where's Arnold Schwarzenegger as the action star in Stay or No?

1143
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 1: Who do they like? Kevin Sorbo? Yeah? Yeah, Chris Pine

1144
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,200
Speaker 1: is probably pretty popular or not. Chris Pine, Chris Spine,

1145
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Speaker 1: Chris Prets, Chris Pratt probably across the board, but Chris Pratt.

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Speaker 1: Chris Pratt still like Chris Pritte is like a religious motherfucker. Yeah,

1147
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Speaker 1: but he still is very active in like what they

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Speaker 1: would consider liberal Hollywood. He yeah, you know, I'm saying

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Speaker 1: He's just say I feel like he hasn't offended either side,

1150
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:42,040
Speaker 1: Like he's probably okay. In their book, it's called too

1151
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: Dumb to Fail to fail this one telling me they're

1152
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: gonna be seeing Mario. They're gonna be seeing Mario this

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Speaker 1: month or whenever it comes out with the Republicans. That's right, hey,

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Speaker 1: Republicans by Nintendo Entertainments comes to Yeah, Mario is big

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01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:05,000
Speaker 1: in the Republican That would be hilarious. It's just huge.

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Speaker 1: They love him. The Italian Americans have flocked to see

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01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:14,120
Speaker 1: Mario and are outraged this depiction of Italian Americans. Why

1158
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 1: does he have to be a plumber, Why does have

1159
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:20,280
Speaker 1: to be so big? This is unfair. The way that

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01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,800
Speaker 1: our big complaint is that his ass is that they

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01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 1: did not give him enough ass. Mario, he hadn't asked me.

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01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: He used as a weapon. It's a weapon weaponized as

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01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: flipped and on his ass so hard it would cause

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Speaker 1: an earthquake, and they just d asked him. He's been

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01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 1: food time. Food can be very high in calories. What

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01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: what oils in there? There? You got a lot of

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Speaker 1: oils that go right to them hips and ass. That's right,

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Speaker 1: damn all right. That's gonna do it for this week's

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Speaker 1: weekly Zeitgeist. Please like and review the show. If you like,

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Speaker 1: the show means the world demiles. He needs your validation, folks.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

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Speaker 1: talk to you Monday. By m