WEBVTT - Second Date Update UPDATE: Does This Smell Like Ur Mom? 

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to your Second Day podcast. We got a brand

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<v Speaker 1>new episode for you today. It is an update update,

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<v Speaker 1>so we will play the original second Date. We understand

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<v Speaker 1>that you may have heard this already. H I always

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<v Speaker 1>have to establish it, Yes, it's always missed. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>in part three, we're gonna have a couple back on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone to see where the relationship is at since

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<v Speaker 1>they've been on our show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so play the original little ad skip, do whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you want. Yeah, then they're back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's exactly right, all right, and we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday's show.

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<v Speaker 3>In the comments, the mom blocked second Date update. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>the mom who suddenly surprised showed up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and Natalie commented, I have a son and daughter

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<v Speaker 2>who are both dating. I've learned to call all their

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<v Speaker 2>dates sweetie and keep it moving.

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<v Speaker 3>I will commit.

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<v Speaker 2>Names to memory until I get a wedding invite.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom at one point pulled me aside and said, Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to bring them all home.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't need to meet them all.

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<v Speaker 2>So so my mom's opfice she won't know until I

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<v Speaker 2>am getting married that I've been dating someone.

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<v Speaker 3>So sorry, Mark, So good All right here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Your update update. Brand news starts right now.

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<v Speaker 4>If there's one message we've been promoting on these dating

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<v Speaker 4>segments for years, yeah, it's ladies, get yourself a mama's boy.

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<v Speaker 5>You will not be disappointed to mama boy.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a line. There's a line, yeah, respectful but not like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but a little passion too.

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<v Speaker 4>And that couldn't be more true than with today's call,

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<v Speaker 4>which started when a young man approached a perfume counter

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<v Speaker 4>trying to find a special gift for his mother, and

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<v Speaker 4>that turned into one of the more awkward and somehow

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<v Speaker 4>weirdly adorable date situations we've ever had, which is why

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<v Speaker 4>today the couple is back on to fill us in

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<v Speaker 4>on what's happened. Since that's right, it's a brand new

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<v Speaker 4>Second Date update update coming up right after this.

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 5>Big day on show because Denise is back.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been waiting for Denise.

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<v Speaker 5>We all have.

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<v Speaker 4>You may remember her from a Second Date update around

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<v Speaker 4>six months ago or so, where her strategy was to

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<v Speaker 4>find available men at the golf course. She decided to

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<v Speaker 4>take up the hobby and she would go there and say,

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<v Speaker 4>oh no, I don't know how to do this? How

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<v Speaker 4>do I swing this long metal stick? And then well

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<v Speaker 4>to do gentlemen would come over and help her. She

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<v Speaker 4>ended up meeting one guy named Franklin who owned a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of car washes. That whole thing didn't work out

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<v Speaker 4>in the end, but Denise.

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<v Speaker 5>Is not giving up.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Denise, she.

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<v Speaker 4>Is requesting our help once again, but not hitting the

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<v Speaker 4>golf clubs. Apparently we got According to your email, Denise,

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<v Speaker 4>you've got a new strategy to meet guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, it do tell okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I was thinking about other places that eligible single guys

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<v Speaker 6>would be okay, and I realized that around the holidays,

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<v Speaker 6>there's a lot of them around the perfume counter, shopping

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<v Speaker 6>for their moms and their sisters and their aunts.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, says keep the list going there.

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<v Speaker 3>I buy for their moms.

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<v Speaker 5>I've mom, but I have bought my mom chocolate strawberry.

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<v Speaker 5>So there's a line the next time to.

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<v Speaker 6>Fetch right.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we we actually are a little confused in

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<v Speaker 1>these because most men buying fragrance, they're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a significant other most.

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<v Speaker 6>Or exactly exactly, or maybe he's helping his friend.

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<v Speaker 5>We didn't think of that bro.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't see the look on Brook's face right now,

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<v Speaker 4>but she is shaking her head, very skeptical about this

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<v Speaker 4>entire thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a reach, but it sounds like it works for

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<v Speaker 1>you because you're on with us and you must have

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<v Speaker 1>met somebody this.

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<v Speaker 6>Way, right, Yes, so I did get a part time

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<v Speaker 6>job at a department store. I do have a time job,

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<v Speaker 6>but I'm just doing this at night to meet guys.

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<v Speaker 3>So who did you meet?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay? So I didn't meet a guy. His name is Caleb.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what really caught my eye was that he

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<v Speaker 6>was very shy compared to all of the guys that

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<v Speaker 6>I've seen all day, and he was actually getting perfume

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<v Speaker 6>for his mom. They exist, okay, but he didn't know

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<v Speaker 6>what to get her. So that's where I came into place, luckily,

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<v Speaker 6>and I took this opportunity to flirt with him, and

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<v Speaker 6>I sprayed some on my head and on my neck,

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<v Speaker 6>had him smell your neck?

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<v Speaker 3>Does this smell like your mom?

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<v Speaker 5>The moves, okay, all of it.

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<v Speaker 6>He went to one of the perfumes and I rung

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<v Speaker 6>him up, and you know, he just kind of stood

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<v Speaker 6>there a while, hanging around the counter because you know,

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<v Speaker 6>he's so shy, and I was just initiating conversation, so

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<v Speaker 6>I was very very direct, and I said, if you

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<v Speaker 6>want to ask me out, it's okay, you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. I wish every girl would green flag, like come.

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<v Speaker 2>On, buddy, because if they say no, then I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go never.

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<v Speaker 3>My house against rejection is not.

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<v Speaker 7>Day.

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<v Speaker 5>What did Caleb say?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, he said, okay, will you go out with me?

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<v Speaker 7>Cute?

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<v Speaker 6>I said yes, and I wrote my number on his

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<v Speaker 6>receipt wow. And then after he left he had texted

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<v Speaker 6>me a couple of times. There hasn't been an official date, Timid.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you bully him into ad like?

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<v Speaker 6>I wouldn't say bully, I would say strongly convinced.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he could have said no to I'm totally kidding

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't shy and you love that line that she

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<v Speaker 1>just gave it, So maybe it's universal. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>he just doesn't know what to do on a d

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm being serious, like, doesn't know where to go,

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<v Speaker 1>what to plan.

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<v Speaker 6>I think because he is so shy, maybe all of

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<v Speaker 6>this might be a little overwhelming for him. Maybe he

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't actually like act women out on the regular.

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<v Speaker 4>Or do you think maybe he's taken already and was

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<v Speaker 4>also being a little bit sneaky with you.

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<v Speaker 6>I've seen cheaters, I know how they move.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he's a mama's boy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it might be possible.

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<v Speaker 4>He put the perfume on his mom and then he

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<v Speaker 4>was like, oh wow, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Like we already did a lot of jokes that would

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just saying it's a possibility for a shy boy

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<v Speaker 5>dating his mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, shy boys want to hook up with their mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Put everything on the table, and then we'll find out

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<v Speaker 4>the truth.

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<v Speaker 5>When we come back.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna call Caleb and find out who he really

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<v Speaker 4>wants to go out with. The second dates for jeff

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<v Speaker 4>happening right after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Broken Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Updates.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

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<v Speaker 1>right after you here Part two.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're a shy boy who's buying perfume for his

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<v Speaker 4>mom this holiday season, what be careful because it might

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<v Speaker 4>be a trap.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you want to trap gay and you maybe do.

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<v Speaker 4>And I say that because our listener Denise is a

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<v Speaker 4>purposeful dater. She tries to put herself in situations so

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<v Speaker 4>she can meet available men who aren't on the apps. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>Like in a previous episode she was trying to meet

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<v Speaker 4>guys at the golf course, but now since it's around

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<v Speaker 4>the holidays, she's been trying to meet single men at

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<v Speaker 4>the perfume.

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<v Speaker 5>Counter by working there part time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, that is commitment.

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<v Speaker 5>Perfumes not cheap, so I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of checks her boxes right, available, probably well, sucistable.

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<v Speaker 8>Thoughtful gifts might be a little bit counterintuitive, but there

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<v Speaker 8>are lots of clueless guys out there who need help

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<v Speaker 8>shopping for presents, hopefully for their mother or for their sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe there's a guy out there that's buying perfume

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<v Speaker 1>or cologne for.

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<v Speaker 3>Himself for the homeless. Yeah, her chair the homeless. I

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<v Speaker 3>think they need other things first.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, don't go around spritzing the homeless. Not a good move,

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<v Speaker 4>but it is how she met Caleb, and she even

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<v Speaker 4>kind of pushed him into asking her out. The problem

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<v Speaker 4>is he hasn't followed through with the actual date yet,

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what we're gonna try and step in and help.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't recap worried that we're gonna scare him even further,

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<v Speaker 3>like he's a shy guy.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I mean it has been some weeks, so

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<v Speaker 6>I definitely need the help. Okay, I can't do it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna come off to pushing. I'll scare him away.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, if it's been weeks, what does she

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<v Speaker 4>have left to lose at this point? Yes, but he's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna ghost her even more the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true, that's true. All right, Well, we'll try

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<v Speaker 3>to talk softly and not frighten him.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we'll be delegate with your shot future boyfriend and

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<v Speaker 4>we will try and get him to say yes to

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<v Speaker 4>actually going out on this date with you.

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<v Speaker 7>So here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Just need him to say that. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, is this Caleb.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's is Caleb.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey man. This is a radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Strong jeff Good morning, Yeah, good morning morning.

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<v Speaker 5>We're a show.

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<v Speaker 4>We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know if you've heard of us before.

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<v Speaker 7>I believe I heard of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, maybe you've heard of the segment that we

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<v Speaker 4>do that's called the second Date Update, where we try

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<v Speaker 4>to reconnect listeners after they've met up once and they're

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<v Speaker 4>having trouble seeing each other again.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Okay, so that's what we're trying to do here

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<v Speaker 4>with you because one of our listeners, Denise, has been

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<v Speaker 4>trying to get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember Denise smells good, Denise?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, Well this must be a joke because I've

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<v Speaker 7>been texting her.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that, But Denise feels like you haven't made enough

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<v Speaker 4>of a push to actually go out on the date.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. I just I just can't come out with her.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, ever, is there a reason.

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<v Speaker 7>No, it's I want to, It's just not the right time, not.

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<v Speaker 5>Yet, not yet? What does it? What does it mean?

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<v Speaker 7>I have some things I'm working on working on myself.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, with all due respect, people are dating.

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<v Speaker 4>They have busy lives, and sometimes they just can't wait forever.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're just trying to figure out.

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<v Speaker 1>How long this self time is going to take exactly

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking another week?

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<v Speaker 3>Or are we talking two years?

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<v Speaker 7>Uh? Well, I'm not exactly sure. I ordered some special

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<v Speaker 7>supplements and I'm trying them out see whether affected.

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<v Speaker 4>What kind of supplements are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>If you don't mind me asking.

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<v Speaker 7>I probably shouldn't say more than they did.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh, we didn't need to get into a private matter.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking, maybe hair loss is that what's going on?

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<v Speaker 7>Well? Does that have to do with growing?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, and we really shouldn't ask anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop asking.

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<v Speaker 4>You're testing out supplements, it sounds like, and seeing what works.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you asking, Jeff because you're wondering what the results

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<v Speaker 1>are for yourself?

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<v Speaker 4>My motives as.

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<v Speaker 5>Also, what are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 7>You truly want to be ready for Denise if it

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<v Speaker 7>goes well?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I mean I think supplements are no supplements you

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<v Speaker 1>could do that you could be there.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'm just trying to hype them up, Okay, to

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<v Speaker 8>be one of the guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to make it feel better. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to feel bad about whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 5>I know what Brooks trying to say.

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<v Speaker 4>She's trying to say, Caleb, Truly, a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>think that they have it in their mind. Oh, I'll

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<v Speaker 4>start dating once I lose five pounds or once my

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<v Speaker 4>hair transplants come in. You're waiting for the perfect moment,

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<v Speaker 4>but there really is never a truly perfect time. You

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<v Speaker 4>just got to say, you know what, I like this person,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go for it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I just think Denise

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<v Speaker 7>is really gonna like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, but yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't know if this is a if there's

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<v Speaker 4>a good thing or a bad thing, but I have

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<v Speaker 4>a feeling you would never go out with Denise unless

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<v Speaker 4>I told you that. She's actually on the phone right

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<v Speaker 4>now listening gosh to this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, Caleb, No, it's me. I'm flattered that you you know,

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<v Speaker 6>you really want to be ready for the take.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's cute, thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, coorious, I mean you don't. You don't need to

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<v Speaker 6>take supplements or whatever it is is just.

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<v Speaker 7>Because Yeah, I just I think he's like it.

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<v Speaker 6>I want to respond to that. I hope I like it. iOS.

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<v Speaker 7>I have a new one coming in this week, and

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<v Speaker 7>it's really promising.

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<v Speaker 3>How many of you tried?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Like, it's called beard burst.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get facial hairci what did you just say?

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<v Speaker 7>Beard burst? It's her facial hair because beards are really hot, right, amazing, it's.

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<v Speaker 6>About facial hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh my god, oh.

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<v Speaker 5>My god, it so delicate with him. You think it

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<v Speaker 5>was what I don't?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh God? Did you think I was trying to order

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<v Speaker 7>bed drugs. Who but yes, you don't have facial hair

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<v Speaker 7>and I wanted to get bigger and I just can't

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<v Speaker 7>grow it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, nobody tells about that.

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<v Speaker 7>Listen.

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<v Speaker 6>I am pro wanting to feel better about yourself. So

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<v Speaker 6>you know what, if you're on this bear journey, I

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<v Speaker 6>will go on this journey this.

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<v Speaker 4>Year, wow beer journey together.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't mean you're going to grow your own right.

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<v Speaker 5>Desperate about this?

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<v Speaker 6>As long as I can be your personal facial misogyn

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<v Speaker 6>I think we can make this work.

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<v Speaker 3>The best offer we tired of working.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a much better offer than the one that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>about to give where we're going to pay for your

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<v Speaker 4>next date. If you'll agree to see Denise one more time, Caleb.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, absolutely, I really want to see her. I just

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<v Speaker 7>I just hope you don't need a Hen's whear us

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<v Speaker 7>at the perfume counter and kick the no.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure Hemsworth would have nothing on your seat heart.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, she's great, bro.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you looked at the photo of them recently?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Say, she's great at line?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah I did meet him at the perfume counter.

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<v Speaker 7>Guy, Okay, that of him?

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<v Speaker 5>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>We started on a mission to get Denise a date

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<v Speaker 4>from her perfume counter, and she found her perfect Hemsworth

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<v Speaker 4>look alike.

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<v Speaker 5>Well soon soon they'll be looking like Helmsworth.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like the opposite of hemswth Caleb, you're the man, Caleb.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, then tonight I'm going to delete my Tinder profile.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>All the ladies wore.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Last time we spoke to these two, Caleb was waiting

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<v Speaker 4>for his beard burst supplements to kick in, and we

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<v Speaker 4>got a lot of text at seventy five nine two

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<v Speaker 4>from listeners who said, Caleb, the way you described it

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<v Speaker 4>made it sound like it was something else. Did anybody

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<v Speaker 4>else say anything to you about that?

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<v Speaker 5>Caleb?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I bet you got made fun of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>in your friend girl.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. They all said no, I said it, Beard. And

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<v Speaker 7>the one thing that I do want to make clear

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<v Speaker 7>is the beard is the only thing that needed help Crowing.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, he just he.

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<v Speaker 3>Needed to clarify for the least.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've been waiting for months to hear that.

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<v Speaker 3>I had months to think about. Yeah, one thing he

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to tell everybody.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad we got that out there.

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<v Speaker 4>But more importantly, though, how is your relationship with Denise,

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<v Speaker 4>because that's the whole reason why we have you on

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<v Speaker 4>the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Today's Denise there, Yes, I'm here. Okay, good. How are

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<v Speaker 5>things going with you too?

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<v Speaker 6>Things have been absolutely great. Actually, Caleb is getting a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit famous because of this whole situation with the beard.

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<v Speaker 4>Do people recognize it for the second day?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I guess the company who makes the pills they

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<v Speaker 6>hurt him on the radio. No, they asked if she

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<v Speaker 6>would endorse them and be an online influencer.

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<v Speaker 5>No, are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>He probably came out a link and get a percentage

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<v Speaker 5>of sales.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, don't let our sales department hear this. They're gonna die.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it was that easy. They're gonna broach me soon.

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<v Speaker 5>Hose you want to grow beer? Oh my god, Caleb,

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<v Speaker 5>that's amazing. How does that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 7>Well? I never thought i'd be a beard grow influencer

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<v Speaker 7>kind of niche, I guess. But now I don't have

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<v Speaker 7>to pay for the pills anymore. So that's and you're

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<v Speaker 7>giving me some money.

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<v Speaker 5>And think of Christmas time.

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<v Speaker 4>You can put ornaments in it and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Yeah, go for it and you're the manliest of

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<v Speaker 3>all men.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, seriously, you guys should also know that the beard

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<v Speaker 6>really does look great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, hide that undefined jawline.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah, I'm just really happy that you guys convinced

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<v Speaker 6>me to give him another Oh that's so cute.

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<v Speaker 5>Well look at that.

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<v Speaker 4>We're glad that you two are doing well. You're still together,

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<v Speaker 4>and now you're more famous than any of us will

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<v Speaker 4>ever be. So congratulations and keep us up tending on

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on. Make sure you follow us on our

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<v Speaker 4>podcast if you're listening, like subscribe wherever you get yours

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<v Speaker 4>at Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and now Caleb, you can't shout out yours. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you're already.

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<v Speaker 5>Getting this is our show. Get off,