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Speaker 1: God has mercy and grace. You could be forgiven by God. Now,

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Speaker 1: the greatest morning show on Earth. Today's show is dedicated

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Speaker 1: certain things and if you don't, then you lose your

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Speaker 1: job yourself, and it takes the onus off of me

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Speaker 1: having to fire somebody. If you don't perform up to

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Speaker 1: the requirements, then you lose your position. So so so

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Speaker 1: will you actually tell them or you have someone you

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Speaker 1: have someone to say, you know I have fired I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know I have things in place now. I'm not

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Speaker 1: so bogged down with the technical aspects of my life.

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Speaker 1: And that's one of the things that I've been doing wrong.

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Speaker 1: For years. I've been involved in every aspect of my life,

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Speaker 1: which helps no, because I want to have no but

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Speaker 1: it worried it just too much, kind like micromanaging in

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Speaker 1: terms of being involved in everything. Right, I don't micro

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Speaker 1: manage because I do give people to freedom, but in

436
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Speaker 1: giving them that freedom, they've taken advantage of my business

437
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: and so now they know I'm busy, so they never

438
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Speaker 1: perform and they just keep getting their check, you know.

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Speaker 1: Or woke me up, I realized, I said, in my company,

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Speaker 1: I'm the only person who has to come to work.

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Speaker 1: Other people can miss. I have to perform and I

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Speaker 1: have to make the grade other people don't have. I

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Speaker 1: have no one else in my company has to do that.

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Speaker 1: That stops. That's on the tree. Does that answer your question, nephew, Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Time for today's headlines. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: Miss Anne Tripp you, thank you, everybody. Good morning. This

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Speaker 1: is a trip with the news. In Washington, the House

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Speaker 1: Oversight Committee has vote to authorize subpoenis for business related

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Speaker 1: personal emails and text messages, part of a wide ranging

450
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Speaker 1: program to whether Trump top level of members of the

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Speaker 1: Trump administration of broken federal records laws by using private

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Speaker 1: accounts for official purposes. Committee chairman is Elijah Cummings my

453
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: own August and make it too hot to handle for

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Speaker 1: the Senate not to take up. There are serious questions

455
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Speaker 1: about this White House is use a personal email and

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Speaker 1: tax accounts, and we must issue the subpoenas to get

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Speaker 1: our answers. Among the top targets our first daughter of Vanka,

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Speaker 1: Trump's son in lawd Jared Kutchner, and former White House

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Speaker 1: advisors Steve Bannon. Republicans claim the move is merely political. However,

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Speaker 1: Democrats remind them about how the GOP treated Hillary Clinton

461
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Speaker 1: for conducting some official business via her private email account.

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump's campaign rallies, you may remember, often ended with

463
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Speaker 1: his supporters chanting lock her up, Lock her up, Lock

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Speaker 1: her up. Sixteen Marines from Camp Pelton in California arrested

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Speaker 1: for their alleged involvement in several crimes, including human smuggling

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Speaker 1: and drug crimes. Those arrested ranging and rank from private,

467
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Speaker 1: first class to corporal. Meanwhile, authorities say another eight marines

468
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Speaker 1: about to be questioned on drug related charges as part

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Speaker 1: of another case. Entirely it's at time. Democrats are marking

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Speaker 1: two hundred days since they regained control of the House,

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Speaker 1: and Speaker Nancy Pelosi says her colleagues are not letting

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Speaker 1: the people who sent them to Congress down. We will

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Speaker 1: own all, I guess to make it too hot to

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Speaker 1: handle for the Senate not to take up our bills.

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Speaker 1: We promised to lower healthcare cost and have sent ten

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Speaker 1: bills to the Senate to reduce prescription drugs criss, protect

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Speaker 1: the pre existing condition, and reverse the GOP sabotage of

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Speaker 1: healthcare as he Pullosi, by the way, was on the

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Speaker 1: White House steps and that's where she was getting those

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Speaker 1: laugh that laughter. Lawmakers are preparing to leave Washington for

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Speaker 1: a five week break. By the way, Okay. Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: is reportedly forcefully objecting, he says, to Sweden's decision to

483
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Speaker 1: charge rapper asap Rocky with assault. He's asking the government

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Speaker 1: of Sweden to let a Saparrocki go. Rocky recently charged

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Speaker 1: with assault and connection with a fight he got into

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Speaker 1: with a man he says was following him and taunting him.

487
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Speaker 1: And asap Rocky has other support besides that the video

488
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Speaker 1: supports him, that they show that this guy apparently was

489
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Speaker 1: following him. However, some of his support from people chipping

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Speaker 1: away fans remembering some of the things asap Rocky said

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Speaker 1: over the years. For instance, some black folks are remembering

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Speaker 1: how a Star Rocky responded to the killing of Michael

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Speaker 1: Brown and Ferguson, Missouri. Asap Rocky said, quote, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to talk about no f and Ferguson and stuff

495
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Speaker 1: because I don't live over there. I live in FF

496
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Speaker 1: and SOHO when Beverly Hills. I can't relate well. One

497
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 1: form of fan tweets back asap Rocky said he didn't

498
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Speaker 1: want to talk about police brutality and Ferguson because he

499
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Speaker 1: lives in SOHO in Beverly Hills and can't relate well.

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Speaker 1: I've never been to Sweden, can't relate. You're on your

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Speaker 1: own chief. Finally, today is tell him all about a day.

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Speaker 1: So if you have anything to say, tell him about

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Speaker 1: it today. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show

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Speaker 1: you're listening to. All right, it's time for something funny,

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Speaker 1: of course, and we're gonna go Junior year up. First

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Speaker 1: truth be told. Play the phone call. I can't help

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Speaker 1: you take a phone call. I got this weekend. You know,

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Speaker 1: I love I love people in old neighborhood being going

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Speaker 1: to the doctor. Got some bad news. But I'm not

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Speaker 1: a person to call. When you get some bad news,

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Speaker 1: you get me bad news. I get you right off

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Speaker 1: of me, right back on to you. That's what I do.

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Speaker 1: I can't bad dude. So Tommy Pete calling man, he's

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Speaker 1: like man, dog got a bad heart, he say, duck

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Speaker 1: to say, I'm gonna have to have a heart transplant

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Speaker 1: right there. And I said, hey, Pete, breathe slow. Really, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: you got the information for the bad heart. We can't

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Speaker 1: upset you no kind of way. Your heart not good

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Speaker 1: right now, so you need't take your time, make the

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Speaker 1: last as long as you can't. Just breathe slow. You

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Speaker 1: got a bad He got a big yeah, look at him.

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Speaker 1: They ain't got to be just take a step for

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Speaker 1: I gave some good right having big lips. I can

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Speaker 1: not kill you. We didn't make it that far. Whether

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Speaker 1: he died or nothing, we didn't make it that far.

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Speaker 1: But I understand bad heart and hard tramp because I

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Speaker 1: think you won't mind right. I just want to let

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Speaker 1: you know, as a matter of fact, Pete, you don't

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Speaker 1: find nothing else funny, because if you get rapped up,

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Speaker 1: you're taking time off that heart. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: the next relationship you get into doctor work because you

532
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Speaker 1: can't afford no heartaches, can't you can't have none of that.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, pet when you go to sleep, sleep

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Speaker 1: light because of deep sleep might be too much work

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Speaker 1: on that one hole. Just won't you understand? I understand

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Speaker 1: where you're coming from. I just ain't one to help you.

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Speaker 1: Got a bad hole, No, you got a bad heart.

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Speaker 1: Ain't my phone, none of them. I can't help you.

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Speaker 1: Got on it off the line with no. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to hear not, Pete. Have you seen a doctor if

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Speaker 1: you knew what Pete did, he don't gonna read your bill.

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Speaker 1: You can't get rammed up. No kind of weight are

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Speaker 1: you on any medication? None of that came to mind. No,

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Speaker 1: surely you can't have this one. That's all I thought about.

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Speaker 1: If you knew what Pete did to get the man

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Speaker 1: he was calling you in the first place. I thought.

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Speaker 1: I thought he's looking for hard Yeah. Back to ten Man.

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Speaker 1: All people doing a lot of bad things. Now he's

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Speaker 1: talk about dog Man. They talked about I need a

550
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: new hearty Pete. Breeze slope, Breeze Slope. Now you ain't

551
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Speaker 1: getting it over here in your life. Truth be told.

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Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Come on, Steve introduced Jay It's time for

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Speaker 1: murder another hit. Yeah, man, take offense, I take a spence.

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Speaker 1: I know you do. Take total and we all probably

557
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: gonna take ye. This song song, Ladies and Gentlemen's time

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Speaker 1: for murder. The hits with one of the best and

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Speaker 1: regretful decisions I've ever made. Ladies and gentleman. Okay, see

560
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Speaker 1: you now, this is the song is not thank you.

561
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Speaker 1: The song is not that bad today. I'm not I'm

562
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Speaker 1: not really insulting anyone, am I actually making a dedication.

563
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Speaker 1: The song is dedicated to all the side dads, all

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Speaker 1: the hot pappas, the sugar daddies, blend the daddy. It's

565
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Speaker 1: time for you to step up and help out. And

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Speaker 1: I took took Eric aboutdo song. I can make the

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Speaker 1: phone down and and to say a message to what

568
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Speaker 1: you need to do to help out. Check it out.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. I can help you with them school clothes, clouds.

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Speaker 1: I can have you. I can have you. I can

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Speaker 1: have you with the school cloths, clouds. I can have

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Speaker 1: you with them school clowns, clouds. I can't have you.

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Speaker 1: I can't have you. I can have you with them

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Speaker 1: school clothes, clothes. If I can get your kids some

575
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Speaker 1: fool shoes, oh, I can get them. I can get them.

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Speaker 1: I can get your kids and through shoes. If I

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Speaker 1: can get them pinning paper. Oh, I can get them.

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00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: I can get him. I can get them pinning paper. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can get your kids backpack, back back. If I

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Speaker 1: get a little bitty and new school bookies. Now I

581
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: am I getting that cookie. I can get your kids

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Speaker 1: some busta. Oh, I need it ever, and I can

583
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Speaker 1: get your kids and bus. This goes out. All the

584
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Speaker 1: brothers out there, You're gonna get that can you help

585
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: me call, especially around back in school time. Can you

586
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 1: help me? I can get it if I get it simple,

587
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: I can get it. If I get it, I can

588
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: get it. I don't get it. I ain't with it

589
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 1: very simple. The worst time I've ever heard bookie. Sometimes

590
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: you gotta force the worth a little bit. I can

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Speaker 1: get it if I get it. Yeah right that change

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00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: ain't no robber, Daddy, shame you, James, ain't no robbery

593
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: right that time of year. Because they were getting that

594
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Speaker 1: helped me. They don't throw it out there on the show.

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00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 1: I hear them school. Oh yeah, I can help you

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00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: with the school clothes. Little man be dressed, Yeah, looking

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00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: just like just like it. They always looked like who

598
00:42:47,680 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: bought the clubs? Know you so cute? Man? Yeah? Can't

599
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: be you walk into the room calling your daddy. I

600
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: had a girl that one time by me have her

601
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: little boy three years old. This girl, the boy came

602
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: say hey, daddy, I ain't got no kids. I'm so

603
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: scared of that. I got I got him, never went

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00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: back and she was fine too, Daddy, I ain't got

605
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: nothing to help nobody with. Coming up next, nephew, tell

606
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Speaker 1: me's prank phone call we'll be back. You're listening show

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00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: all right? Coming up at the top of the hour,

608
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after Don't Forget Today, Strawberry Letter

609
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 1: is on tap. But first, the nephew in the building

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Speaker 1: with the prank phone call, what you got king of pranks? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Work husband, y'all understand that, don't you? We're work? Husband? Wow?

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00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: I said you did you hear that? I did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I did. It was so natural. I didn't even notice

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00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: it until you. He didn't notice. It scared him. He

615
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: focused and said, now, quark one more time, quark husband,

616
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Speaker 1: it's not the husband, where you have the issue? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you've got to say, husband, quirk, where where you are? No?

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Speaker 1: I was quark, husband, work stopped blowing for you? Say it?

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Speaker 1: He went to class. He went to class to try

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Speaker 1: to Yeah, he went to that. Yeah, he flung. How

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Speaker 1: long was the class a week? Quork husband? How was that?

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Speaker 1: It was? Yeah? That was almost there. Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: hear it, quork husband. You may start Oh damn, we

624
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: got to hear the plank. Yeah, let's play it. Play,

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00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: just play it. You play you can and you can

626
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Speaker 1: stay husband. Man. Hello, Hell, I'm trying to reach out.

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Speaker 1: Gary Gary, Who is this? Hey, this is Tony Man.

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Speaker 1: I work with your wife, Pam. It's oh yeah, she's fine,

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Speaker 1: she's fine. Man. I'm I'm one of a co workers. Man.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. You know, I've

631
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: been working with a quite some time. I'm kind of

632
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: like what they called her work husband. Man. You may

633
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: have heard her mentioned me before, Tony. Wait wait wait, wait,

634
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: back up, back up, because I may be a little sleep.

635
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: What did you say a husband? No? No, no, no, no,

636
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: no no no, nothing like that. Man. It ain't one

637
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: husband here, Okay, No, I got that. I'm a work husband,

638
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: you know, you know like that, you know, just something

639
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: playful at the job. They'd be saying, work. What are

640
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? You know, just just something you know,

641
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: playfully be saying, you know, uh, when you hang around

642
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: somebody a lot. This said he should work husband or

643
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: your work wife, you know, something like that. But nothing nothing,

644
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: nothing heavy, nothing heavy at all. Man. All right, what's

645
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: what's up? Man? I mean what's up? Well? I was

646
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: calling a man trying to ask you how long, um,

647
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: how long have you a Pam been married? Wait? Wait,

648
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: what's what's your name again? My name is Tony? Oh Okay, Um,

649
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: we've been married about eight or nine years. Let me

650
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 1: what's up? How long do you do? Uh? If you

651
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: don't mind me asking, how much longer do you see

652
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: y'all y'all being married? Who? I kind of do mind

653
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: you that? Okay? What hold up? How did you get

654
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: this lumber again? Man? Like? No, I got to I

655
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: got the number out of out of Pam's phone, and

656
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: I wanted to call you myself. Whoa whoa whoa whoa

657
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: whoa whoa whoa back out of my wife's phone. Yeah, dog,

658
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't even ask whoa whoa? Why are

659
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: you doing my wife's phone? Mah no, dude, I mean

660
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: I just got it off of death man. I wanted to.

661
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to, Um, you know, I wanted to reach

662
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: out to you man and kind of have a black

663
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 1: a private conversation with you. That's all. First, Why are

664
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: you in my wife's phone? You calling me? Dude? I mean,

665
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: this is this, this is how this this husband thing

666
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: this is really is really blowing me right now. No,

667
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: it's just no, it's just a word. It's a work husband, man,

668
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: that's all it is. What is a work husband? What

669
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: are you? What are you doing with my wife? You

670
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 1: know that's just like you know, like you know, I'll

671
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: bring us some coffee and donuts to the job, or

672
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: you know, get us some lunch and stuff. Man, if

673
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: she don't feel like going, My wife don't even like

674
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: don that if we got a new coffee machine just

675
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. So why are you bringing my wife? Who? Hey, man, listen, really,

676
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: I really, I basically I just called for this year.

677
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: I love. I loaned to you foresee y'all being married

678
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: to death? Do I fart? What do you mean? How

679
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: long are we gonna be married? What shoulet me get

680
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: to Tony man? Tony, Tony, Tony. I don't give a

681
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: damn you you're asking me this. Hold on, let me,

682
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: let me let me call my wife. Hold on, hold on,

683
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: so holo. Hello Hello Gary, he'am Gary, look tam. You

684
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: better call me within two minutes. Right now. It's ten

685
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: thirty eight. You better call me my ten party and

686
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: you're black be sleeping outside? Hello Tory? Hello? Yes? Are

687
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: you why you call her? Man? This? This wonna be

688
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: a conversation me and you having together? Hello? On? Are

689
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: you talking about you? You want wife's work? Husband? It

690
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: ain't but one husband up in here what my land name?

691
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: And she don't keep it till death do us part. Now,

692
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm glad you called me on a Friday. I'm so

693
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: glad because I got all weekend to think about that.

694
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you because this out here now, he man, Man,

695
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out how much wrong would do

696
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: you think you want to be married to her? Oh? Yeah,

697
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: this been gonna be phenomenal. Like you better get right

698
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: with Jesus on Srinday because I get dance tea. You're

699
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: gonna meet him Monday morning. Hey, if I'm taking my

700
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: wife up there earlier and I want to see you black,

701
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to dog. All I'm saying is if

702
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: you didn't want to be be mad too any longer

703
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: than maybe we could work something. Now. That's all I'm

704
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: asking men, No workout, partner. All we need to work

705
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,439
Speaker 1: out is be there Monday, because I'm sure the hell's

706
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: gonna be there question early Monday, waiting for your work

707
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 1: husband mine. Okay, look, man, I'm not gonna see working.

708
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to look. I don't trying to do it.

709
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: Help a deeper man and man conversation with you. Man,

710
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: all right, you don't call me telling a boss? You

711
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: bringing my wife? Don't. That's some coffee and I all

712
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: open up on this. Ain't no deeply conversation. Hey man,

713
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: I'm her work husband. Dog. Everybody, everybody. Most people have

714
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: a work husband or work wife. Man, that's that's known

715
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: in the corporate world work husband. You hear what I'm saying,

716
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: what a work husband and you. I'm gonna be there

717
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: Monday eight o'clock. He man, I'm not gonna saying go back. Look,

718
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna just call Pam. I just

719
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: called Pama, called me back in about a minute. In

720
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds were known wait behind to call me back?

721
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: Work husband mine on a Friday? Okay, Well that's it

722
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: was just it was just a question. Man. I'm just

723
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: trying to see if you didn't want to, maybe we

724
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: could work something out if I find out if there's

725
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: any truth to anything you're saying. Oh, it's gonna be

726
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: the late night to night. You ain't nobody's gonna do

727
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 1: nothing to my baby. I mean, ain't nobody gonna do pa?

728
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: What did you just call my wife your baby? No? No, man,

729
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: I'm donare Monday and mister work husband. Hey man, I'm

730
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: not gonna I got one more day I need to

731
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: say to you. Man, No, you ain't got nothing to

732
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: say to me Monday. No, no, No, I got something

733
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: else I need to say to you. Are you listening?

734
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: You better talk to Jesus because I'm gonna be up

735
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: there on Monday at eight. Okay, I got I got

736
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. It got to

737
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: say to me itself Monday. I do got one more

738
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: thing to say to you. Go ahead, go ahead, I

739
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: say that you're listening. I'm listening this for work has well?

740
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: Just what I want to tell you. I mean, this

741
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

742
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your brother Eric love that I

743
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: put you up to this. I'm so glad this is

744
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: a joke because somebody was about to die. So you

745
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: are right, man. Oh man, that's a good one. You

746
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: are right. Oh. I need a drink, man, man, Yeah, Man, Hey,

747
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,

748
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the lane? Man?

749
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all crazy? All right? What

750
00:51:47,480 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: y'all think it's crazy callins my work work quite yes, yes, boy. One,

751
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: you can't say work is your word. That's got an

752
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 1: agent Carlos embarrassed. You can't say work, that's a work wife,

753
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: and you're struggling with wife and what and you need

754
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: air for that one? Well, I'll tell you what. I

755
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: got something that's gonna be a little more pleasant for

756
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: your second Friday. I got a party, a full fledge

757
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: party that I am hosting for the one and only

758
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: w da S Summer Suarege. Sounds like Philly to me, babies,

759
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: So come, if you're coming to Philadelphia, you're gonna be

760
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: there for the Camp Alpha Side Attorney Incorporated, the Conclave

761
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: going on that weekend. We will be up the Grand Ballroom,

762
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: thirty eight oh one First District Plaza in Philadelphia. It's

763
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 1: a party. It is a comedy show. It is a party.

764
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

765
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right now. You're listening to show, all right, Tommy,

766
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: this time, buckle up, hold on time. We gotta fun here.

767
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry lett up. Who this is my account?

768
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: Let's go No, it's not subject My mom my, mama,

769
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: my mom might be a side piece, right, Dear Stephen

770
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: Shirley and oh hey Tommy, that's what it says. Hey Tommy, Okay,

771
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: let's get to it. I don't think so, though, I

772
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: think you will. I think you'll find something different in

773
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: this letter. My mom is fifty two years old and

774
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: she's been dating this guy for ten years. He's very

775
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: good to her. He winds and dines her and spoils

776
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: her with gifts and money. He also attends our family

777
00:53:51,239 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: events and holiday celebrations with her. Whenever I need anything,

778
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: He's been there for me. So here's my issue. He

779
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: lives three hours away, and when he comes to visit

780
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: my mom, he rarely stays a full weekend with her

781
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 1: at her house. He has two children, but my mother

782
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: has never met them. He says he is divorced, but

783
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: I don't believe him. My mom has visited him many times,

784
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: but she's only stayed at his condo once. He's a

785
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: doctor and he works long hours and he's often on

786
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: call on the weekend. Because of this, he insists that

787
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: he stay at a closer hotel, at a hotel closer

788
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: to the hospital, just in case he has to rush

789
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: into work. She usually talks to him when he's at

790
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: his office, and he always calls from a blocked number.

791
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: He rarely calls her from his cell phone. That just

792
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 1: doesn't sound right to me. How is my mom okay

793
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: with that? And why does she get upset? Why don't

794
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: Why does she get upset when I bring it up?

795
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 1: My mom is a very smart woman, and she's usually

796
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: a great judge of character. So Code Cracker, please tell

797
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 1: me how I can get through to my mom. I

798
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: don't want her to waste another ten years of her

799
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: life on this man. Please help. Well, I gotta tell

800
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 1: you this, daughter, You love your mom. That's quite obvious.

801
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: You want the best for your mom, just like I'm

802
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: sure your mom would want the best for you as

803
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,560
Speaker 1: her daughter. But this is your mom's business and you're

804
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: her daughter. You know you're gonna have to stay out

805
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: of your mom's business. You can suggest and let her

806
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: know how you feel, but this is your mom's issue.

807
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what's up. I think you're very

808
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 1: insightful as a daughter. Guess what your mom knows what's

809
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 1: up too? She really does. She knows, but after being

810
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: in it for ten years, and yes she's known it

811
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: for quite some time ten years, she's in it. Okay,

812
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: she's used to it. She doesn't want to stop it.

813
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to leave, she doesn't want to change

814
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: her life. This is a life she's become accustomed to,

815
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: she's become accustomed to and grown into. She's comfortable with

816
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: this life. As parents, yes, we set examples for our kids.

817
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: We do. Your daughter, you, as her daughter, You're you're

818
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: seeing her actions loudly and clearly. You're wondering where her

819
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: self respect is. You're wondering how and why she signed

820
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: up for this situation. Uh. Yeah, it sounds clear that

821
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: this man is married. Your mom has never met his

822
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,879
Speaker 1: kids after ten years. You know, the hotel situation where

823
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: he stays, the excuse he gives her for staying at

824
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,320
Speaker 1: the hotel. All of that sounds like this is a

825
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: married man and your mom is a side piece. But

826
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: only your mom can decide, you know, whether or not

827
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: she wants to get out. All you can do is

828
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: her daughter is suggested. But you know she's a mom,

829
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,439
Speaker 1: you're the daughter. You got to stay out of her business. Steve, Well,

830
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: my mom may be the side piece. Well, all right,

831
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: your mom will fifty two years old, she grown, she

832
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: knows what's going on. She's been dating a gay for

833
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: ten years. He's very good to her. He winds and dians,

834
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: spoils and with gifts and money. He also, now here's me.

835
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: He also attends how family events and holiday celebrations with her.

836
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: That is usually a telltale sign that a man is married.

837
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: When you never see him at the family events and

838
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: you never see him at the holiday celebrations, that's usually

839
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: the telltale sign. But he's at these events, and I

840
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: know why. Whenever I need anything, he's been there for me.

841
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: So here's my issue. He lives three hours away. When

842
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: he comes to visit my mom, he rarely stays a

843
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: full weekend with her at her house. He has two children,

844
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: but my mother has never met them. He says he's divorced,

845
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: but I don't believe him. My mom has visited him

846
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: many times, but she's only stayed at his condo once.

847
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: He's a doctor. He works long hours and he's often

848
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: on calls on the weekend. Because of this, he insists

849
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: that he stayed at a hotel closer to the hospital

850
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: just in case he has to rush you into work.

851
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: Good doctor, right now, let's stop right here. Let's just

852
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: back up a little bit. If he's so concerned with

853
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: being called in to work that before he stays at

854
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: the hottestpital hotel closer to the hospital, why didn't he

855
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: buy his condo so far away from the hospital. If

856
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: that's your concern, you would have bought a house closer

857
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: to the damn hospital. But it's only a concern when

858
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: you come to visit and you've been to the condo once.

859
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: That's because all the coast was clear that one time.

860
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: He lives three hours away when he visited. He rarely

861
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: stays a four weekend because he didn't told somebody he

862
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: on't call down at the hospital. That's what that is.

863
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 1: He attends family boots and holiday celebrations with hub because

864
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: he's a doctor, and you can say I'm on call.

865
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm working over the holidays, so you can make it

866
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: if you a doctor. Now, somebody back at the house

867
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: has had to understand this because they are the beneficiary

868
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: of a wonderful lifestyle, so they putting up with it. Now,

869
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: your mama is also a beneficiary of a wonderful lifestyle,

870
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: so she putting up with it. I want you to

871
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: know that everybody knows what's going on. Except his wife.

872
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh did I say, why everybody know what's going on

873
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: except the wife, because mom certainly knows. I hope I'll

874
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: be may just killing this man life perfectly. We'll be

875
00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: back in twenty three after the hour you're listening morning show.

876
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: Let's go, Steve, come on, let me get back to

877
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: this letter. Unlike my nephew, who is not the thankingest

878
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: person I've ever met, who is insisting that I'm killing

879
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: this man's wonderful life, I totally disagree. I just hope

880
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: you never any medical assistance. This man's life will continue

881
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: just the way it is, because the only one that

882
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: has to keep going along with this is this letter

883
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: writer's mama, who is fifty two years old, who already

884
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 1: know what's going on, and the reason she's angry with

885
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: her daughter When her daughter brings it up, she gets

886
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 1: upset because now you know what she knows, and she

887
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with it, which you she wants

888
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: to deal with this problem in situation all her own.

889
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: This man is giving her lifestyle moments of happiness that

890
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: she's unable to find anywhere else, and she'll never find

891
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 1: it anywhere else because you'll never be able to meet

892
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: mister Wright. Why are you dating mister wrong? So look, Tommy,

893
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 1: regardless as to how you want to put this, let

894
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 1: me try to save your marriage or you mess this

895
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 1: your stupid ass, just shut up. It is because he

896
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 1: always want to be supportive of the cheetah. Then when

897
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: one of them getting busted, now he looking at all

898
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 1: crazy to talking about what he did wrong. This man

899
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: right here, this fifty two year old woman knows what's

900
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: going on with this. Ten years of dating a divorced

901
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: man and you ain't met his kids yet in ten years.

902
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: You mean that none of the holiday and none of

903
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 1: the family reunions, family even have you met this get

904
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: what do you want? What do the chearing have to

905
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: do with their relationship? That is cheering the cheers, it's

906
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: just another issue which solidifies what the daughter is thinking

907
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 1: that something is wrong that you dated a man for

908
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 1: ten years and never met his kids and he divorced.

909
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 1: You would think a man who was in love with

910
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: you would want to say, hey, kids, I want you

911
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 1: all to meet this woman that i'm in love with.

912
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,919
Speaker 1: I'm considering having a life with her. But he ain't

913
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: gonna make that announcement because he can't have a life

914
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: with her because he got a life with Tate Mama. Yep,

915
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: now you get it, nephew, your stupid steven man right

916
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: now now, whatever I need anything, he's always been there

917
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, that's why you've let it go on

918
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: so long. Oh letter writer, you got something to do

919
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: with this too, because it was good to you. Na,

920
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: you'n't got a little bit older and you ready to stop.

921
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: But the problem is it's easy for you to stop

922
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: because you ain't in love with the doctor, but your

923
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: mama is. Though. The fact that he lives three away,

924
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: three hours away, ain't got nothing to do it. He said,

925
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: he divorced, But I don't believe him. Your mama don't know.

926
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: Your mama know he ain't the more. But your mama

927
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: liked what she's eat He's a doctor, he worked long,

928
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: a good though. Why does she get upset when I

929
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 1: bring it up? I told you that my mom is

930
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,919
Speaker 1: a very smart woman. Now when she's thinking with her heart,

931
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: only when she's thinking with her head, is she's smart?

932
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: So cold cracking? Please tell me how I can get

933
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 1: this through to this my mom. You can't your mom

934
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: in love? Your mama noticed I got news for you.

935
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: Your mama actually smarter than you. Ain't til she until

936
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,120
Speaker 1: you get sick and tired of being sick and tired,

937
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing gonna change, all right, Steve, listen, we gotta

938
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: go well enough alone, Email us or Instagram. What's your

939
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:04,120
Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at My Girls, Shirley and

940
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand? All right,

941
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

942
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to stow all right, Jay, Anthony Brown,

943
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: it's time for something funny. Now you put this together? Driving.

944
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: I thought it might be cool that we salute different

945
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: types of workers. A lot of workers listen to the show,

946
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: cafeteria workers, doctors, muticians. So today was gonna salute the

947
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: people who work to drive through the stuff they hear, okay,

948
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: any day they hit us everyday? All right? All right,

949
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: for instance, let's go no need to cuss, sir. Breakfast

950
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: is over, okay? All right? Why because this is two o'clock, Sir.

951
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have servant breakfast anymore. June. You get this

952
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: is something that live drive through workers go through, that

953
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: they have they day, every day, every day, Sir. You're

954
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: gonna have to get that muffler fixed so I can

955
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: hear you. I can't get this order in if you

956
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 1: don't get the muffler fixed. Its every day, Sir, I

957
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: cannot tell you two nuggets by themselves. We sell them

958
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 1: in ten twelve. Come on now, I can't just get

959
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: your two nuggets. I can't do that, man, Sir, did

960
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: you read your order on the screen. It's we're dealing

961
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: with drive through workers. What they have to hear every

962
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: single day? Miss you bought one large fry? You want

963
01:05:56,080 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 1: twenty catchups? Really, that's me you want? You want twenty twenty?

964
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 1: You are just wasting, Yeah, just wasting catch up. I

965
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: tell I'll tell you what. This is one that I

966
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: know they deal with. Pull up that The lady started

967
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: talking to somebody else talking about ma'am. Look who's ordering?

968
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: You are the baby. I can't hear both of y'all

969
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: who is ordering? We salute people, Uh, ma'am. I can't

970
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 1: give you thirty extra napkins so you can change your baby.

971
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: I can't do I can't do that, man, I can't

972
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, we can't just give away these napkins

973
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:48,959
Speaker 1: like that. Wow, you're wrong for that up. We McDonald's.

974
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 1: We all make woppers. Now that has happened to everyone everyone. Yeah,

975
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, close it out, drive through workers. What

976
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 1: we feel you now? We really do, yes, come on,

977
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: close it out. Just a damn tort. I don't pack

978
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:22,960
Speaker 1: all right? All right, yeah we feel your pain. Drive

979
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 1: through workers. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. These are

980
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's rules for living with someone until you get

981
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: on your feet. These are dudes, and don'ts Okay, some

982
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: things you need to keep in mind. Here's one right here.

983
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: Your goal every day is to make it seem like

984
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:52,919
Speaker 1: you there but you're not. That works, Yeah, that's your goal.

985
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 1: That's when you wake up, get it in your mouth.

986
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: You have to wait him, but look like I ain't

987
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,360
Speaker 1: because you I get asked to me. Now you don't

988
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:10,280
Speaker 1: want that. Here's another one. This is very important. Your

989
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: car should never block me in. I can't want to

990
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 1: go out and I go out there and your car

991
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 1: in the day where you in that sleep. Yeah, in fact,

992
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,760
Speaker 1: I got news for you. Your car shouldn't even be

993
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 1: in front of the house. Park up the street and

994
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 1: walk down to where you live. Rent free round the corner. Yeah,

995
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 1: park at the up the street, at the parking lot,

996
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: at the grocery store, if you're watching TV in the

997
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: other room. Yeah, your laugh should not be where I

998
01:08:53,320 --> 01:09:05,840
Speaker 1: can hear lay down the good bucket. This should be

999
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 1: learned how to laugh like this. Let me show you

1000
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,920
Speaker 1: how you laugh from your other people's You can't be

1001
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 1: enjoying their TV and all this because how you leave

1002
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 1: what it is real funny. That's gonna be hard. Yeah,

1003
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 1: steve to put me out. That's I don't give a

1004
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:35,640
Speaker 1: damn what you want. Here's another one. Don't let me

1005
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 1: walk in the house and have to tell you to

1006
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 1: get out of my chair. You should only sit. I'm

1007
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the areas you are to sit there, kitchen,

1008
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 1: your bad ruler, and occasionally in the band. Don't be

1009
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 1: taking read material in that what you hear? Focus? Focus,

1010
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 1: stare at the toilet tissue role, How do your business?

1011
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 1: Get up? Get out now. You didn't put it in

1012
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: the fridge, don't touch it in the that's the man

1013
01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 1: he bought one colt. That's all you reaching the touch.

1014
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:26,679
Speaker 1: Don't be shifting stuff around looking all in the back

1015
01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: read labels. You didn't. You didn't put it in. Now

1016
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:33,639
Speaker 1: get your hands off. Man. When you come home from work,

1017
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 1: go right to your room. Nothing in him, Straight to

1018
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: your room, all down the hallway, looking at all, looking

1019
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: at where is this in the picture. Ain't that's my

1020
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 1: damn grandmama? Quit asking about her? Why are you roaming around?

1021
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:04,600
Speaker 1: Right Roman, Listen to me. If I'm watching TV and

1022
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,360
Speaker 1: I get up, walk out that room, don't change your damn.

1023
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:15,840
Speaker 1: I don't mean I'm gone. Don't change that damn sitting

1024
01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 1: there watching it together, and our dolls are watch what

1025
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 1: I was watching for our doughs. Let me off my

1026
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: eyes and natural geographic is gone. I should wake up

1027
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 1: to when I went to sleep. Let me here's one

1028
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 1: more so serious. Yeah, this has happened, not a matter

1029
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: of fact. Let me make this laugh. You can only

1030
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:56,840
Speaker 1: have company where the company lived. Come over and I

1031
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 1: have a company. Hell yeah, wherever they stay. You're going

1032
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 1: be in the company of your company all you want,

1033
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:09,720
Speaker 1: but your company. All right, we'll be back with more

1034
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: of the Steam Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening

1035
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:20,720
Speaker 1: to show. All right, guys. So there's this website called

1036
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,920
Speaker 1: morning consult dot com. It came out with the most

1037
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 1: loved sports media personalities, like a list of who's the

1038
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 1: most beloved On down the list, they found that Peyton

1039
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:35,880
Speaker 1: Manning is the most beloved personality in sports media right now. Now,

1040
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:39,840
Speaker 1: would you guys beg to differ without Okay now I don't. Yeah,

1041
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,679
Speaker 1: well you know what it is though, his commercial commercial

1042
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 1: exactly right. Yeah, people really love his commercials. Media person Yeah,

1043
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 1: the most loved is Serena. Okay, all right, I'm not

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Speaker 1: mad at you about that media personality personality. Yeah, that's

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01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 1: Serena out to me. Yeah, people love Peyton Manning's commercials.

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01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,600
Speaker 1: Tommy and Serena has a couple of commercials out. That

1047
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,680
Speaker 1: Lincoln commercial is really cute. But anyway, they love his

1048
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: guest appearances and his shows. Now rounding out the top

1049
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 1: five are Al Michael's, Dan Patrick, Jim Nance, Charles Barkley,

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01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: What yes, my man? Charles top five? Yes, if he

1051
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 1: was here, he probably say funk about this. Ernie ain't

1052
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 1: mate the top five all right now, Shack ain't making

1053
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:35,200
Speaker 1: in the top five. Henning not in there. I'm only

1054
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:39,280
Speaker 1: in the top five. That's how I need to know. Hey,

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01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: what about stephen A. Smith? Finish? Stephen A. Smith not

1056
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: in the top five? Ain't none at him? In the

1057
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 1: top five. Thank you, Charleson congratulate, Thank you very much.

1058
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: Thank you. You're one of the most loved sports media personalities. Okay,

1059
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1060
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 1: Show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

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01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, it's time for something funny, of course,

1062
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,799
Speaker 1: and we're gonna go. Junior. You're up first. Truth be told,

1063
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 1: Truth be told. I can't help you, but let me

1064
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 1: take a phone call. I got this weekend, and you

1065
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,640
Speaker 1: know I love I love Pete people on old neighborhood

1066
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: being going to the doctor. Got some bad news. But

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01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,599
Speaker 1: I'm not a person to call when when you get

1068
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,360
Speaker 1: some bad news. Now you get me bad news. I

1069
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: get you right off of me and right back over you.

1070
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 1: That's what I do. I get a bad dude. So

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01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 1: dog Tommy, Pete call man. He's like man, dog got

1072
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 1: a bad heart. He said, Doctor say, I'm gonna have

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01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: to have a heart transplant. Right then, I said, hey, Pete,

1074
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:52,640
Speaker 1: breathe slow, really, hey, hey, you got the information for

1075
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: the bad heart. We can't upset you no kind of way.

1076
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 1: Your heart not good right now. So you don't even

1077
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,320
Speaker 1: take your time make the last to load your just

1078
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:04,400
Speaker 1: breathe slow. You got a bad he got where? Yeah,

1079
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 1: look at they ain't got to be taking a step first.

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01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:16,560
Speaker 1: I gave some good invite. Huh, havn't been lips? I

1081
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:20,360
Speaker 1: can I kill you. We didn't make it that whether

1082
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:22,360
Speaker 1: he died or nothing. We didn't make it that far.

1083
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: But I understand bad, hard and hard trampact. Because I

1084
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:31,160
Speaker 1: think you won't mind right now. I just want to

1085
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,519
Speaker 1: let you know, as a matter of fact, pet you

1086
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: don't find nothing else funny, because if you get rapped up,

1087
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:40,559
Speaker 1: you're taking time off that heart. As a matter of fact,

1088
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 1: the next relationship you get into got to work because

1089
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:47,120
Speaker 1: you can't afford no hard ain't you can't. You can't

1090
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:49,760
Speaker 1: have none of that matter of fact. Feet when you

1091
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 1: go to sleep, sleep light because of deep sleep might

1092
01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:58,680
Speaker 1: be too much work on that hole. Just won't you understand?

1093
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 1: I unders that where you're coming from. I just ain't

1094
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,720
Speaker 1: the one to help that. You got a bad hole. No,

1095
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 1: you got a bad heart. Ain't my phone, no, none

1096
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 1: of them. I can't help you. Got it off the

1097
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:17,240
Speaker 1: line with no. I'm sorry to hear that, not, Pete,

1098
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 1: have you seen a doctor if you knew what Pete

1099
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:25,800
Speaker 1: did his heart rate. Don't even read your bills. You

1100
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,720
Speaker 1: can't get wrapped up. No kind of weight are you

1101
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 1: on any medication? None of that came to mind. No,

1102
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 1: sure that is you can't have this. That's all I

1103
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,760
Speaker 1: thought about. If you knew what Pete did to get

1104
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 1: you bad, that he was calling you in the first place,

1105
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought he's looking far hard t man.

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01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:52,320
Speaker 1: All people doing a lot of bad things. And now

1107
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,160
Speaker 1: you talk about dog man, they talk about I need

1108
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:59,479
Speaker 1: new heart. They breeze slope, breeze slope. You ain't getting

1109
01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:02,920
Speaker 1: it over here, all right? Your life truth be told?

1110
01:17:03,320 --> 01:17:06,639
Speaker 1: All right? Coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks.

1111
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:08,920
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. At forty nine after

1112
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:14,400
Speaker 1: the hour, you're listening. All right, Here we are, Steve,

1113
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:20,080
Speaker 1: last break of the day. It's been a great day though, Steve.

1114
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:21,720
Speaker 1: Now it's time for you to take us home with

1115
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 1: your closing remarks. My closing remarks today are going to

1116
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:30,600
Speaker 1: be based around the value of yourself. I think this

1117
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,720
Speaker 1: is important. Tommy sent this to me, you know, a

1118
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:38,000
Speaker 1: bill board, and it really triggered me to thinking I'm

1119
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,960
Speaker 1: gonna share that with you, but it all pertains to

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01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 1: the value of yourself. This can pertain to you in

1121
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:54,919
Speaker 1: terms of reaching your goals, your dreams, all in business,

1122
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: and this is for you to consider in the relationship

1123
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:03,200
Speaker 1: of love. It is amazing to me why I talk

1124
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:06,759
Speaker 1: to people and people talk about how they're being treated

1125
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 1: and handled and represented and dealt with, and how they

1126
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:15,000
Speaker 1: can't seem to get nobody to see they value and

1127
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,559
Speaker 1: their worth. And I'm sending a bit going, wait a minute,

1128
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:20,680
Speaker 1: wait a minute. You can't try to get someone to

1129
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:25,160
Speaker 1: see something in you that you don't see in yourself.

1130
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:30,680
Speaker 1: It starts with you. You know, you've all heard the

1131
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:35,760
Speaker 1: saying beauty is on the inside. It's not just skin deep.

1132
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:40,840
Speaker 1: That's true. Confidence is not an outward emotion. It's something

1133
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 1: that starts from within. Everything starts from within, and it

1134
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:51,799
Speaker 1: exudes and and and and manifest itself in the outward

1135
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:57,680
Speaker 1: shape or form. So if you want people to value you,

1136
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:03,519
Speaker 1: you must first value yourself. I tell my daughters all

1137
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:07,040
Speaker 1: the time, you can train a man how to treat

1138
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 1: you well, Daddy, how do you train a man You

1139
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:14,599
Speaker 1: just don't accept bad treatment from him. If you don't

1140
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 1: accept bad treatment from him, little girl of mine, then

1141
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:22,000
Speaker 1: guess what he can't keep giving it to you. A

1142
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:24,599
Speaker 1: person can only treat you the way you allow them

1143
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:28,120
Speaker 1: to do it. If you don't accept a man coming

1144
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,200
Speaker 1: to pick you up late all the time, but you

1145
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,679
Speaker 1: stop going with him every time he late, the next

1146
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 1: time he want to go out with you, he got

1147
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 1: to be on time. Now. If he don't want to

1148
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 1: be on time, then guess what. You don't go out.

1149
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 1: You've trained him how to treat you, and if he

1150
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 1: don't line up with what you want, then guess what

1151
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: he not for you. At least you don't have to

1152
01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: be mistreated the way he want to treat you by

1153
01:19:49,920 --> 01:19:53,600
Speaker 1: simply not allowing him to treat you any way he

1154
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:59,600
Speaker 1: wants to. You cannot have high value for yourself and

1155
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,880
Speaker 1: affect someone else to have a high value of you.

1156
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 1: That goes into the same thing with business. You can't

1157
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,200
Speaker 1: go in and ask for a raise if you don't

1158
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:10,479
Speaker 1: think you deserve one. What would cause you to walk

1159
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 1: in there and ask for a raise if you don't

1160
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:15,639
Speaker 1: think you deserve one, If you don't have the facts

1161
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,320
Speaker 1: to back up a raise, You can't want more money

1162
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 1: just because you don't spend all the money you had.

1163
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:22,360
Speaker 1: You got to go in there and ask for a

1164
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:25,960
Speaker 1: raise because you can show value to the company. You're

1165
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,639
Speaker 1: worth this much more to the company. The company has

1166
01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 1: become this because of you. Then you can show your value.

1167
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,000
Speaker 1: Then you can go in there with a raise, and

1168
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 1: you can go in there with some confidence with the raids.

1169
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:40,280
Speaker 1: It happens with goals and dreams. If you aim too low,

1170
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,040
Speaker 1: your problem is you might hit it. But I'm gonna

1171
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:48,439
Speaker 1: say that for tomorrow. So it's what you think of yourself,

1172
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 1: how you value yourself, that matters most. Now, let me

1173
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 1: tell you what was sent to me. I listen to

1174
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 1: this real careful, because this is gonna register with a

1175
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 1: lot of people. Listen to me. If you aren't being

1176
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:06,679
Speaker 1: treated with love and respect, check your price tag. Maybe

1177
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:11,120
Speaker 1: you've marked yourself down. It's you who tells people what

1178
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:16,439
Speaker 1: you're worth. Get off the clearest rack and get behind

1179
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 1: the glass where they keep the value. It's you who

1180
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:25,639
Speaker 1: tells people what you're worth. Get off the clearest rack

1181
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,679
Speaker 1: and get behind the glass where they keep the value.

1182
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 1: Stop acting like you a sidewalk sale. Stop acting like

1183
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:38,040
Speaker 1: you can be picked up at the swap meet. Stop

1184
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:43,040
Speaker 1: acting like you belong in the junkyard. You're a new car,

1185
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 1: don't act like an old car. I don't care how

1186
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 1: old you are to somebody. You got to be a

1187
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 1: new car. Stop putting yourself on the sales rack when

1188
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 1: clearly you deserve full price. If you lure the value

1189
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:01,840
Speaker 1: for yourself, that's what we'll pay for you, and that's

1190
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:04,800
Speaker 1: how we'll treat you, and that's how we respect. If

1191
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:08,879
Speaker 1: you don't respect yourself, if I see you constantly disrespecting yourself,

1192
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,760
Speaker 1: then you're gonna turn to me and demand respect. How

1193
01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 1: does that work? That be a coat where they got

1194
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,680
Speaker 1: the lock on it. See, you can't take me off

1195
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,760
Speaker 1: the rat and just try me on. No, that ain't

1196
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:24,040
Speaker 1: how this work. See. But now you go over that

1197
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:26,439
Speaker 1: to that valuable section in the store. You everybody been

1198
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:28,519
Speaker 1: to Mason's. You got that stuff where you got to

1199
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,640
Speaker 1: go get a salesperson to come and unlock it for

1200
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 1: you to even try it on. That's cause they to

1201
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:36,559
Speaker 1: put a value on that. Or you're going over there

1202
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: and just put the little shirt on. T shirts ain't

1203
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:43,840
Speaker 1: locked up. Anybody can get one. If you're steal his

1204
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,559
Speaker 1: T shirt, It ain't that bigger loss. They before dollars

1205
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:50,080
Speaker 1: pack of three. Come over here, body's swaye, Come over here,

1206
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:52,519
Speaker 1: body's fur stuff. We got locks on this stuff right

1207
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: here because it has value. We know it has value,

1208
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,280
Speaker 1: so we can't just let you try to stop letting

1209
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:02,200
Speaker 1: people just try you on. You got it, put a

1210
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:06,760
Speaker 1: value to yourself, maintain it, you determine your value. Don't

1211
01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,720
Speaker 1: let other people do it. You do it all right.

1212
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:13,320
Speaker 1: Those are my closing balls. Drop the mic, drop the mic. Baby,

1213
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:20,360
Speaker 1: thank you, Tommy, appreciate pimp needed that, but that I

1214
01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:23,360
Speaker 1: just need thought stars. Yeah, hey man, can I tell

1215
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:41,120
Speaker 1: y'all something announcement. Have a great weekend for all Steve

1216
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:44,880
Speaker 1: Harvey contests. No purchase necessary void where prohibited. Participants must

1217
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 1: be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless

1218
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:51,960
Speaker 1: otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM

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