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Speaker 1: This is it the show you've been waiting for in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty six, where every single thing is brand new.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's hard working radio.

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Speaker 1: It only took us a week to get here. You know, hey,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here. We got a brand new

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Speaker 1: awkward Thursday phone call that is very drama filled coming up.

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Speaker 1: We got new phone tabs, we got a brand new

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Speaker 1: TikTok click shock. Lots of fun. But first comments.

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Speaker 3: Jen commented, because you know, I think we mentioned Brooks

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Speaker 3: trigger subject Dennis the other day, and Jen said, I'm

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Speaker 3: a dentist and I work three days a week. I'm

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Speaker 3: currently listening to y'all on my Monday, one of my

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Speaker 3: days off. Brooke was spot on.

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Speaker 4: Us.

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Speaker 3: Yea, you know, maybe it's just jealousy I have for

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Speaker 3: you Jay.

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Speaker 3: Probably reading that, I'm like, maybe I should be coming Donnis.

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Speaker 2: All right, hey, thanks for being here, whether you're at

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Speaker 2: work or not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, on your brand new full hour starts right now.

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Speaker 4: Well, the holidays are done a brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the morning. You guys did good one.

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Speaker 1: It's over.

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Speaker 6: It's just winter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, you guys didn't overeat or anything or have too

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Speaker 4: many cookies or during.

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Speaker 1: Them right, I gained five pounds and I think three days.

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Speaker 7: I'm not even I think sugar.

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Speaker 1: I did it up.

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Speaker 4: It's not the worst thing. I'm just saying I didn't

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Speaker 4: and that has officially ended, which is why I'm so excited.

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Speaker 4: We've moved on to Girls Scout cookie.

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Speaker 1: See, it's already ready there.

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Speaker 4: It's officially here. They're starting a little bit earlier this year,

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Speaker 4: and I think I know why, because there's a brand

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Speaker 4: new cookie that's going to be available. It's called Explore Morees.

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Speaker 1: All right, that tells us nothing.

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Speaker 4: It's just what they're called. They're a sandwich style cookie

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Speaker 4: with chocolate, marshmallow and hosted almond flavor. They're supposed to

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Speaker 4: taste like Rocky Road ice cream.

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Speaker 2: It looks like that.

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Speaker 1: There's a chocolate Filling's kind of like an Oreo idea

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, So why are they called Explore Moors? The

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Speaker 4: Girl Scouts say, quote the new cookie reflects quote the

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like we needed an explanation I've felt

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Speaker 1: pretty obviously like, yeah.

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Speaker 4: That's what the girl scouts say. So go explore those

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Speaker 4: cookies with your mouth and your tongue.

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Speaker 1: In your credit card the brook.

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Speaker 4: You are welcome. Now, let's move on and get to

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Speaker 4: your Shotglar question of the day, sending it to a

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Speaker 4: man who knows all about sandwich style encounters, Jake, let's

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Speaker 4: get to it.

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Speaker 6: Go day? Is World Literary Day?

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Speaker 8: Cool?

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Speaker 6: So data celebrate books?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, those big rectangular, heavy things used to hold up

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Speaker 6: know if you open those up, they actually have words

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Speaker 6: and stories written inside of them. No, some people, some

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Speaker 6: to time. We hate those horrible show offs, all of them.

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Speaker 1: Why are you going to be a snob to read

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Speaker 9: Normal people read a book.

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Speaker 1: I wear glasses.

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Speaker 6: I have to read Today we're meant to honor literature

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Speaker 6: in all its forms, which is why I will be

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Speaker 6: playing a special spark Note Survivors Edition twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: Here's how it's gonna work. You'll say number one through twenty,

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Speaker 6: I'll give you the start of a very famous line

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Speaker 6: We'll start with the woman. Probably let's start with the

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Speaker 6: woman who still listens to the audiobook of brown Bear,

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Speaker 6: Brown Bear, What did you see? That's, Alexis why three.

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Speaker 6: Your piece of literary work is a book called A

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Speaker 6: Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens.

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Speaker 7: Didn't we all have to read this?

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't I was a private.

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Speaker 6: Finish this line. It was the best of times. Dot

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Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't read it, but I know it was

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Speaker 6: Yeah, in fact, was the worst of times. To date,

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Speaker 6: things didn't get much worse. Alexis, good job, over to.

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Speaker 2: You, continued, give me seventeen.

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Speaker 6: Your famous piece of literary work comes from the biography

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Speaker 6: of world renowned physicist Marie Curry. No, wait, okay, that's

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Speaker 6: that's actually next week. Your famous literary line comes from

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Speaker 6: the Chill RAN's book good Night Moon. To finish this

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Speaker 1: There was a red balloon.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, there was a telephone and a red book.

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Speaker 1: Man so confident? Well, I mean, yeah, come on.

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Speaker 6: Your lucky charm man brooks out or over to Jose.

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Speaker 6: Three and seventeen are off the board, Jake.

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Speaker 10: The last book I bought was last year and I

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Speaker 10: read it was like a mental health, like good thinking book.

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Speaker 10: I got two pages and loved it, put it down. Okay,

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Speaker 10: at least it's in the house, a motivation book, and

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Speaker 10: I never opened.

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Speaker 4: I was just it was a two for one books.

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Speaker 4: It's probably yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I was motivated for a day. What what

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Speaker 7: what's my question?

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Speaker 8: You need a number?

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Speaker 4: Number ten? Okay?

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Speaker 6: Your next one is from an author named J. M. Barry.

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Speaker 6: He wrote a little book called Peter Pan.

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Speaker 7: Okay, my favorite writing her Ja. It may have been

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Speaker 6: They wrote a book called Peter Pan. Finished this line quote,

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Speaker 6: all the children except one dot dot dot do.

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Speaker 7: What float down here? That's it? That's very similar.

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Speaker 1: I think it is dark.

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Speaker 6: All the children except one except one live forever?

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Speaker 8: Is it?

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Speaker 7: The lost boys?

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Speaker 8: All?

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Speaker 6: What else?

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Speaker 7: They never age? So say one more time?

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Speaker 6: All children, all children except one dot dot dot.

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Speaker 7: Float down here except for pixie dust? And what death?

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Speaker 4: That sounds right?

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Speaker 6: I accept that answer, Jose. It is correct. You were

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Speaker 6: very close. All the children except one grow up.

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Speaker 10: Grow.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to read that book. But we're over.

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey number twenty.

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Speaker 6: Your famous line comes from the iconic book The Hobbit,

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Speaker 6: written by J. R. R. Tolkien. I know that's a dude.

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Speaker 4: To wait, that's a movie.

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Speaker 7: No, it was a book first, bro.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it was a movie and they made

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Speaker 4: it into a radio.

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Speaker 1: It's over.

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Speaker 6: Your line is Jeffrey quote, in a hole in the

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Speaker 6: ground there lived?

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Speaker 1: What it's so easy, Jake is?

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Speaker 6: I know you read books, so all books are easy

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Speaker 6: for you. It's much harder for everyone else here.

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Speaker 1: Even have read that book, I haven't.

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Speaker 11: Guess.

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Speaker 4: I've seen holes in stalls. Why can't it be about

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Speaker 4: that there's a hole in the stall, In.

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Speaker 6: The hole in the ground, there.

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Speaker 4: Lived, There lived a Come on, all I can think

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Speaker 4: of is moles, because I've got moles all over my property.

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Speaker 4: So I'm saying moles.

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Speaker 6: Is there a mole in that hole?

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Speaker 4: No, it's not from brown Bear, brown Bear.

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Speaker 6: The line from The Hobbit, in a hole in the ground,

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Speaker 6: there lived. I was looking for a hobbit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, shocking.

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Speaker 6: So it goes that means alexis the literary Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Today's the time to post those honorall picks again Jay

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Speaker 1: Academic Awards.

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Speaker 4: So alexis, since you're the biggest reader of all, you

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Speaker 4: get to choose to get shocked while singing good for

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Speaker 4: You by Olivia Rodrigo.

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Speaker 9: I mean, jeff Sorry, ale Yeah, I have a mole

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Speaker 9: problem at my house.

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Speaker 4: The Yeah, who would have thought that the hobbit would

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Speaker 4: actually involve hobbits? Well, good for you, you look happy

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Speaker 4: and healthy, not me. If you have a cared that

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Speaker 4: was your shock color question of the day. We got

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Speaker 4: your phone taps coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 2: Minutes, dronken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If you do something bad, yeah, possibly illegal, Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: but it's for a very good, selfless reason that makes

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Speaker 4: it okay, Right, I still don't want to Did you.

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Speaker 1: Steal my wallet again?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm just the two wrongs that makes a right.

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Speaker 4: That's the same.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't think that holds up in court.

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Speaker 4: Jeff my middle school algebra teacher said, multiply two negatives

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Speaker 4: and it makes it positive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the logic is checking out. And we

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Speaker 4: have a guy on the phone who maybe should be

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Speaker 4: in jail for what he did, but the reason why

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Speaker 4: is actually super sweet. Okay, so we're about to hear

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Speaker 4: from a modern day Robin Hood.

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Speaker 1: I love sweet crime.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, instantly forgiven in a brand new Mass Speaker right now.

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Speaker 4: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back Earl Arms.

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Speaker 8: Little mouse speak.

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Speaker 4: Text to seven eighty five ninety, who says, my daughter's

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Speaker 4: now fourteen and has stopped playing with her two favorite

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Speaker 4: Teddy bears I used to provide the voices for. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so now when she's out, I'll go into her room

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Speaker 4: sometimes and have conversations with them.

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Speaker 1: As you should.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as you should because toy story what happened to them?

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Remember we're not therapists on this show. We're not

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Speaker 4: even close to being that. We're certainly not paid like it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm totally encouraging this behavior.

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Speaker 4: No, because we're gonna cry. Just remember that when you

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Speaker 4: tell us your secrets for the Mass Speaker, because at

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Speaker 4: least we'll keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Why do kids have to grow up?

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Speaker 4: Oh gosh, here we go. Like when today is caller

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Speaker 4: who's chosen to go with the fake name Davis. Davis,

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Speaker 4: can you promise that your confession today isn't going to

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Speaker 4: make Brooke burst into tears.

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Speaker 8: I promise. Well, maybe it might be one here, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I've never shed just one. Yeah, like Niagara falls over here.

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Speaker 4: Good luck to us all. The voice changer is on.

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Speaker 4: You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 4: your confession.

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Speaker 8: Man. I mean, first of all, I probably shouldn't even

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Speaker 8: be saying this, but I felt bad about this for

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Speaker 8: years and I just need to tell somebody to get

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Speaker 8: this off my chest.

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Speaker 1: Second, make you feel better.

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Speaker 8: To make They were really sweet, sweet kids. There were

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Speaker 4: Totally, yeah, isn't that annoying?

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Speaker 2: It would be like every other kid and get an

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Speaker 1: You know, that should be available to all kids.

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Speaker 2: It's such a magical thing of childhood.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I totally agree. You know, we had donated costumes

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Speaker 4: See, this is the time where you say, hey, kids,

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Speaker 1: And how would a spider in a unicorn mate anyway?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So if you don't want to have that conversation

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Speaker 4: Okay, fine, but you you sound like you actually want

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Speaker 8: Yeah, totally. But we didn't have a lot of money

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Speaker 1: Okay, I was just thinking get out of glue gun

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Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, everyone's just creative as you brother.

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Speaker 4: I know you're awesome DII of Wolverine costume.

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Speaker 2: Oh I did it for Mandalorian out of some cardboard

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Speaker 4: Impressive. Actually, how did you get creative?

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Speaker 8: Davis? I'm not too proud of this, but that year

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Speaker 8: I went to a Spirit you know those Spirit Halloween stores.

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Speaker 8: I saw a kid's t Rex costume. And luckily, you know,

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Speaker 1: Shoplifted.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was stealing for charity.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're the Robin Hood of Spirit, so you.

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Speaker 4: You stole the costume, well borrowed.

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Speaker 8: I was going to borrow it. I mean it worked.

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Speaker 8: I did it for all six kids costume.

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Speaker 4: Wow, hopefully not all at the same time.

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Speaker 8: You know, I had to get creative. How I did it?

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Speaker 8: Like one of the costumes, I stepped inside a hollowed

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Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like this confession is just giving all

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Speaker 4: Yeah, good ideas.

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Speaker 1: Your discount Well I hope not.

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Speaker 8: But the employee didn't notice, which is a good thing. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of GoFundMe or I feel like a

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Speaker 3: Route or a thrift store. They're filled with Halloween costumes.

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Speaker 8: These kids, I mean, they really wanted these certain things,

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Speaker 4: Did you pull them out from underneath your sweater when

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 8: I had them wrapped.

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Speaker 1: Oh you keep saying you borrowed them. Did you bring

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Speaker 8: I brought them back.

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Speaker 4: No, he didn't just dump them in a pile outside

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Speaker 2: We returned some like muddy costumes that were already worn.

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Speaker 8: They were they look that bad.

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Speaker 4: But brook the foster kids, think of the happy foster kids.

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Speaker 1: I understand the cause is great.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, other Routes Brooks friends with the CEO of

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Speaker 1: You know me, I'm also against store bot costumes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's terrible for a book. But you know, it

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Speaker 4: it was for a good reason.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a good heart.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but next year, Brooke offers to d y all

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Speaker 1: Spray pay and masking tape will do wonders.

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Speaker 4: You have to shoplift the spray paint and the masking tape.

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Speaker 4: That's and then do you feel better at least being

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it felt good just to give these

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Speaker 8: I won't go into them anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're actually haunted by them.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Luckily they're only there for like three weeks a year,

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Speaker 4: So thanks for confessing text in seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 4: If you have a secret you've been holding onto, we

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Speaker 4: our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up right

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Speaker 4: after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 4: couldn't make it to their showing of The nutcrackd So

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Speaker 4: That way, they're not out three hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, the new Carker's so expensive.

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Speaker 4: Well, lucky for him, we have a couple brand new

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Speaker 4: Way Off Broadway productions and they might be right up

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Speaker 4: his alley. In your phone tap right now, Brooking.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello, good afternoon. Am I speaking with mister Clints.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, the who's this?

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Speaker 4: Hi, sir, I'm calling from the Avenue Theater. My name

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Speaker 4: is Thaddeus Thaddeus noodle Hammer.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, the theater.

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Speaker 13: Yes, yes, thank you for calling me back.

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Speaker 4: Of course, because we received your message saying that unfortunately

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Speaker 5: We were not, no, and we were looking so forward

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Speaker 5: to it. My wife and I but oh no, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I am sorry to hear about your wife, sir.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, no, thank you.

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Speaker 5: She was really upset.

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Speaker 4: Can we send some flowers perhaps? Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: when is the service? The service for your wife passing away?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Such terrible news.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, no, I'm sorry. No, she didn't pass away,

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Speaker 5: she just was she had the flu. Oh so yeah, no,

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Speaker 5: she's fine, she's kicking, she's good.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, that's kind of a cruel joke that you

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Speaker 14: There.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't even I'm sorry, maybe missing German.

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Speaker 13: May I just say that she was sick. But thank

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Speaker 5: That's super nice.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you said she was dead.

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Speaker 13: No no, no, I did not say that.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, sorry, pretty sure you did. All right, that's fine.

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Speaker 5: But anyway, the reason I left the message was I

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Speaker 5: wanted to transfer the tickets to, like, maybe a different show,

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Speaker 5: if you guys had any other options.

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Speaker 4: Let's look at what we have available here.

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Speaker 13: So oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Ooh okay, so coming up in February, it looks like

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Speaker 4: we're doing a production of Forest Gump on ice.

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Speaker 8: What.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they've adapted the whole movie, so instead of Run Forrest, Run,

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Speaker 4: it's gonna be skate Forest skate. Whoa, that's kind of fun.

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Speaker 6: How are you.

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Speaker 5: Bringing ice into the theater?

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Speaker 13: I don't I don't get that.

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Speaker 4: I mean really, that's for the tech guys to figure out.

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Speaker 4: I'm not the expert on that, but I will tell you.

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Speaker 4: When Lieutenant Dan attempts his triple LUTs and his wheelchair

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Speaker 5: Man, I can't picture of that, but well you could

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Speaker 4: Two tickets? No, what else you got? Let's see Ooh okay,

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Speaker 4: what do you think about Fast and the Furious on

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Speaker 8: Oh? No, for real?

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Speaker 4: No really? Yeah, that's in the springtime. Don Turetto's family

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry. This is a real theater, right, like you

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Speaker 4: No, sir, it's just full disclosure. It's been a little

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Speaker 4: all the old, tired plays about frustrated squirrels that are

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Speaker 5: I don't follow the frustrated squirrels thing.

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Speaker 13: What do you mean by that?

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Speaker 4: The nutcracker? Right, I'm sorry, I've never seen it. I'm

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Speaker 5: It definitely is it?

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Speaker 13: What you haven't seen it?

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Speaker 5: You're working at the theater.

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Speaker 4: No, I can't say I have. But oh, have you

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Speaker 4: seen Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning? That one is

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's a musical splash zone.

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Speaker 5: What's that?

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Speaker 8: A musical splash.

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Speaker 4: Zone where the two radio hosts who do prank calls

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Speaker 5: Why why is everything so weird in the theater now?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Is the prank call thing? Yeah, you're right, that part

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I've never heard that in the theater. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, I mean it's not even really in the theater.

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Speaker 4: It's happening right now on the phone. We're doing this

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Speaker 4: emailed us to do this. Call Justine, Justine, Justine.

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Speaker 14: Justine?

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Speaker 4: She emailed us and told us to do this prank

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Speaker 4: phone call off you, dude. You're on the radio right now.

454
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Speaker 5: Dude, I'm so confused.

455
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Speaker 13: You're not the theater, you're the radio.

456
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Speaker 4: Yes, finally, yes, you got it. Oh, Justine told us

457
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,399
Speaker 4: that you two missed the show of the Nutcracker and

458
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 4: you're really disappointed. So she wanted to make you laugh

459
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Speaker 4: by doing this prank on you.

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Speaker 10: Ah.

461
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Speaker 5: Man, I'm like going, I'm like, what is this guy

462
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 5: talking about with these planes?

463
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Speaker 4: I was feeling just as weird too. I was like,

464
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Speaker 4: what's the deal with this guy who killed his wife

465
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Speaker 4: and he wants to go see a plane?

466
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Speaker 13: I didn't kill her?

467
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 5: Say she had the flu for two days?

468
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 4: Was it the flu killed her?

469
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Speaker 8: Then? Okay?

470
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Speaker 4: Our deepest condolence is sir.

471
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Speaker 5: You know what, Thank you, I'll take it.

472
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Speaker 4: Can we send you tickets to Jurassic Park the Dinner

473
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Speaker 4: Theater experience to make.

474
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Speaker 8: Up for it.

475
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 4: Audience members get eaten by six actors in an oversized

476
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Speaker 4: foam dinos.

477
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Speaker 5: You know what, Yes, go ahead and send them over.

478
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 4: You're gonna love it.

479
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Speaker 6: Brook in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

480
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Speaker 4: When Brooke drives across the bridge from her home to

481
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Speaker 4: work every morning, she considers her relationship officially long distance.

482
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Speaker 4: Anything from that point, different bros and different area codes.

483
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Speaker 4: Am I right?

484
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Speaker 1: Brook?

485
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Speaker 4: No, the Ludicris motto that's Brook's way. Well, one of

486
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Speaker 4: our listeners hopes that's not the case with his long

487
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Speaker 4: distance partner.

488
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Speaker 1: Does he go over two bridges?

489
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Speaker 8: Oh?

490
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Speaker 4: No, maybe more? And something has definitely changed in the

491
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Speaker 4: last month. So we're going to try to help him

492
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Speaker 4: get to the bottom of it in a special awkward

493
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Speaker 4: Thursday phone call. We'll do it next. It's awkward, It's Thursday.

494
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Speaker 4: It's awkward Thursday phone call. It's only the highest quality.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Teddy Roosevelt, the twenty sixth President of the United States

497
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Speaker 4: and part time dating coach, once said I never knew

498
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Speaker 4: that he was. He said, a healthy relationship is like

499
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Speaker 4: a well run costco.

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Speaker 2: The costco is arousing.

501
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta have clear rules. Members only and if

502
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Speaker 4: you behave right, they might let you sample the goods.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

504
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Speaker 3: I learned so much about history on the show Wows.

505
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Speaker 4: But just like at Costco, all it takes is one

506
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Speaker 4: tiny issue in your relationship. One gallon tub of mayo

507
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 4: knocked off onto the floor, one receipt dropped at the

508
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Speaker 4: hot dog food court before checkout, and next thing you know,

509
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Speaker 4: they're calling managers. Suddenly you can't leave, and the whole

510
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 4: store is thrown into chaos. Oh, and nobody wants their

511
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Speaker 4: relationship to be a chaotic receiptless Costco, right, Brook, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, they won't let you out without the receipt. So

513
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Speaker 2: I get what you're saying that.

514
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Speaker 4: Teddy Roosevelt so wise and that's why our listener, Coop

515
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 4: has emailed us for help. Cooper, is that how you're feeling?

516
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 4: Does that analogy work to describe your relationship?

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Speaker 13: Uh? You know, it was very specific, and I appreciate.

518
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: It's like I'm trying to figure out what it means.

519
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, spend some time.

520
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 4: On you and that's all.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

522
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 4: The bottom line is it sounds like there's an issue

523
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 4: in your relationship and you're worried about it. That's true, Okay, Okay,

524
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 4: all right, so let's get into the details about that.

525
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 4: Tell us what's going on.

526
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Speaker 11: Yeah, so my girlfriend and I we've been together about.

527
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Speaker 13: A year and a half.

528
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Speaker 4: Okay, what's her name?

529
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Speaker 13: Her name is Danelle.

530
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: Okay. That's always like an important time period for a relationship,

531
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Speaker 1: Like a year and a half, it is like, are

532
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Speaker 1: we really doing this or that fun?

533
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Speaker 7: Your mark is big, and then year and a half you're.

534
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Speaker 1: Like, we're yeah.

535
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Speaker 8: Okay.

536
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Speaker 13: So that's kind of how I felt about the first

537
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Speaker 13: year for sure, Okay. And I felt like we were in.

538
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Speaker 11: A really good place, in a good enough place that

539
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Speaker 11: when I saw a job opportunity come up that was

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Speaker 11: in a different city, I thought that we could take it.

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Speaker 13: And we've been doing long distance for this back half

542
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Speaker 13: of our relationship.

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Speaker 7: Expect her to move with you. You moved and you're

544
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Speaker 7: doing long distance.

545
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Speaker 13: That's exactly right.

546
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Speaker 6: No, we weren't there yet, Okay.

547
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Speaker 3: I like temporary long distance or forever long distance?

548
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I'm hoping it's not forever, Like this

550
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,199
Speaker 11: was supposed to sort of be a transition period.

551
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Speaker 1: Okay, I assume since you're still together.

552
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Speaker 15: She was on board initially, absolutely, and everything was going

553
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Speaker 15: pretty well except for as of recently, just like the

554
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Speaker 15: last couple of weeks, she's been acting different.

555
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Speaker 4: I guess, okay, different, I mean different so she.

556
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Speaker 11: Used to like I mean, I don't think that sound bad,

557
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Speaker 11: but like she's a check.

558
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Speaker 1: Off on me, like all the time, like via text

559
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Speaker 1: or calls or whatever.

560
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, and like checking up on where I was, what

561
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Speaker 13: I was doing, who I'm with.

562
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Speaker 11: And then like it was like a switch flicked. And

563
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Speaker 11: now she hardly does it at all, and I kind

564
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Speaker 11: of like I miss those check ins.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's nice to have a girl nagging you all

567
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Speaker 4: the time. I don't trust you. Tell me what's going on.

568
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Speaker 7: She's thinking about you. Every couple hours you get, Hey,

569
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 7: what you doing?

570
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 1: You felt connected?

571
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, do a scan of the room right now. Let

572
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Speaker 4: me know there's no other women there.

573
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Speaker 3: I don't think that's what he means.

574
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Speaker 7: My second, it's romantic.

575
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Speaker 13: I think that was a part of it. For sure.

576
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Speaker 13: It was some insecurity, for sure.

577
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Speaker 4: That what you meant.

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Speaker 2: It stopped because has she been going to therapy and

579
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Speaker 2: the therapy working.

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Speaker 4: Don't joke like that about his girlfriend broke. Come on,

581
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Speaker 4: it's funny when I say it, but when you're doing

582
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 4: it's too far. Okay, So you're saying that that change,

583
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 4: that shift in her behavior started happening a couple of

584
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Speaker 4: weeks ago. What's going through your mind now? Like where

585
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,239
Speaker 4: are you at?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm wondering, like to what's going on or like

587
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Speaker 11: the anxiety of it all. My worst fear is that

588
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 11: there's like some other guys who's trying to step in

589
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Speaker 11: and it's taking her focus.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, your girlfriend was jealous. Now she's not jealous,

591
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: So now you're jealous that maybe something's going on with her.

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00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 7: That's called a toxic relationship.

593
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 13: Something off is all?

594
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 4: Something's off off?

595
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 7: Did you know more about anybody?

596
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: So you feel a shift, and so you haven't talked

597
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: to her about this at all.

598
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 8: I've tried.

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Speaker 11: I mean I've tried to sort of like suddenly make

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Speaker 11: the suggestion that something has changed.

601
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Speaker 13: But I feel like I've not managed to gross the topic.

602
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 13: And that's sort of why.

603
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Speaker 2: I'm here with you guys, because how can you say,

604
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 2: why aren't you worried?

605
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm with other women?

606
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm just saying everything, Okay, it's too generic.

607
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 4: The other way we used to have such a lack

608
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Speaker 4: of trust.

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Speaker 11: Well, I thought you guys could help me sort of

610
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Speaker 11: like sort of do a harder push to open up

611
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 11: and tell me, like what's really going on?

612
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 4: Okay, you need your girlfriend to really open up, and

613
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 4: you're hoping that we have the advice to make.

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Speaker 8: Her do that.

615
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: Clearly, what I'm doing is working, So yeah, okay, Okay,

616
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 1: that like you want to know if she's seen someone else.

617
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: It sounds like do you not.

618
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 4: Want him to find that out if he's talking to

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Speaker 4: other I mean.

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Speaker 1: My advice is different, So yeah, I need to know,

621
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: like what's our angle here?

622
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 2: Is it just what changed?

623
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 3: Or is it other people?

624
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a cheating investigation. Yes, okay, what change?

625
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 7: And why are you cheating on? He accusation?

626
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 11: I mean, I certainly hope she's not seeing other people,

627
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 11: but I miss her possessiveness.

628
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: I like that we're just saying it out loud, like

629
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: the funniest sentence.

630
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Speaker 4: That's super clear. Now, Okay, we'll come back. We will

631
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 4: give you our advice and help you call your long

632
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 4: distance girlfriend to find out why she's not being more

633
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 4: clingy and more possessive over years.

634
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 7: She answers, whose phone is this?

635
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 4: And we will do it in your special awkward Thursday

636
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 4: phone Yeah, right after this, it's awkward. It's Thursday. It's

637
00:28:54,920 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 4: awkward Thursday phone call. Why can't women be more possessive

638
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 4: and untrusting of their long distance boyfriends?

639
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 7: So many girls are like preach.

640
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 4: I've always thought this, if they were more controlling, then

641
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 4: we wouldn't even need to help. Our listener, Cooper today

642
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 4: with his long distance lady Janelle.

643
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: Not believe this is what he's asking for.

644
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 4: But it's true because in the last few weeks, he says,

645
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 4: Danelle has not been as possessive over him as before.

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00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 4: Those are like not at all and those are his words,

647
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 4: not ours. And it feels weird to him because usually

648
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 4: she's always checking in, like where are you, who are

649
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 4: you with?

650
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 6: Prove it to me?

651
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 4: And that has not been the case as much anymore.

652
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: Hold up a newspaper, show me the date.

653
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 4: So naturally he's worried about it and concerned that maybe

654
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Speaker 4: she could be interested in somebody else.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I will say a shift in behavior at

656
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Speaker 1: any in any way in a relationship can indicate.

657
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 4: That, yeah, people need to stay the same forever. Is

658
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 4: a good point, Broke, It's a drastic shift the bottom line,

659
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 4: long distance stuff is hard, and so we need to

660
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 4: help him fix it. How do we do that? Brook,

661
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 4: what's your advice?

662
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: I think you smoke her out? Okay, No, not like that,

663
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: like you know, like someone in a hole and you

664
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Speaker 1: smoke man. Okay, anyway, maybe use the wrong analogy.

665
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Speaker 9: Yes, Teddy Roosevelt, do the metaphors, but you scare her

666
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 9: right like you, I'm serious.

667
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: You bring up whatever it is to you that would

668
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,719
Speaker 1: bring your relationship to the next level. Maybe it's her

669
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Speaker 1: moving to the town you're living in, or an engagement

670
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: or getting an apartment together, because that shift in a relationship.

671
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: If she is cheating, she'll back off.

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Speaker 6: Like I can't do that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, does that advice make sense to you, Cooper or

674
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,479
Speaker 4: you as confused design?

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Speaker 11: I kind of hear that, but I'm scared that if

676
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 11: I do that, she'll lean into that because I'm definitely

677
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Speaker 11: I don't know that.

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00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 13: I'm like, oh, ready.

679
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Speaker 6: Married.

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Speaker 4: I thought you were ready for her to like, Okay,

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Speaker 4: he's trying to figure about where they're at in their relationship.

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Speaker 4: Jose what's your advice?

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Speaker 8: Bro?

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Speaker 10: You just say, you know, what's funny living in a

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Speaker 10: different city, especially the guys they're way uglier here than

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Speaker 10: the guys back at home.

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Speaker 6: You're probably tempted, right.

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Speaker 7: Then, laugh and tell her I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 4: But see what she says. Okay, you're trying to see

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Speaker 4: if she's actually interested in they need the cute guys

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Speaker 4: back home. She may say, how did you know framing

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Speaker 4: it like a joke? Cooper? Do you see that emphasize

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Speaker 4: it a joke?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I kind of see what you're saying. Maybe it's

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Speaker 13: a good way to just like break the ice.

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Speaker 4: I guess it. Yeah, I guess that's a different way

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Speaker 4: to smoke her out. As Brook would.

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Speaker 1: Say, again, not what you think, jose.

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Speaker 7: Funny.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, we are going to call your girlfriend Dnanell here.

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Speaker 4: Do you feel ready? You feel prepared with the advice

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Speaker 4: that we gave you, Cooper, I.

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Speaker 13: Mean it isn't going to be easy, but yeah, I

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Speaker 13: mean I'm here to do I Beth, Okay, good luck.

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Speaker 4: Brother, we got your back. Whatever happens, I'm going to

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Speaker 4: dial it right now and let you call your girlfriend

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Speaker 4: good luck.

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Speaker 8: Hello.

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Speaker 14: Hey, uh no, hey, hey, what what's up? What are

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Speaker 14: you doing?

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Speaker 13: Uh? I'm here calling you.

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Speaker 14: Okay, I mean I know I'm at work right now.

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Speaker 13: Oh, yeah, no, I know, I just I wanted to

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Speaker 13: connect with you. I I had this funny thought. Okay,

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Speaker 13: you know, the people in the city where I'm at now,

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Speaker 13: especially the guys, they are a lot uglier than back home.

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Speaker 13: What you must be tempted all the time with the

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Speaker 13: guys in our back home, right.

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Speaker 14: What are you talking about? I'm sorry? What are you

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Speaker 14: talking about?

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Speaker 13: I'm not sorry. I thought it would be a fun

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Speaker 13: way to like to jump into like a harder topic.

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Speaker 14: I mean, okay, I don't know what do you want

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Speaker 14: to talk I'm fine, what do you want to talk about?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: No, I just feel like, uh, like things between us

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Speaker 11: that I'm feeling a little different lately, and I don't

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Speaker 11: know why. I just wanted to, like to say before

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Speaker 11: anything else happens, like I don't want them to be different. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 11: So why do you sound like that? It's like you

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Speaker 11: don't trust me. You're like you're thinking about somebody else

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Speaker 11: or something.

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Speaker 14: Okay, you know what, I didn't really want to do

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Speaker 14: this right now, but I do think we just need

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Speaker 14: to be honest. We see each other and say what's

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Speaker 14: happening exactly?

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Speaker 13: Yes, no, thank you?

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Speaker 14: What?

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Speaker 13: So, like, what is happening.

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Speaker 14: Here's what's happening. A few weeks ago, I was trying

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Speaker 14: to call you and you weren't answering, okay, and you

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Speaker 14: know we should location with each other, so I knew

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Speaker 14: you weren't at the apartment.

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Speaker 13: I know we Yoh no, we already talked about this.

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Speaker 13: I was at my coworker's place.

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Speaker 14: It's Corey, you remembered, mm hmm, I remember. And that's

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Speaker 14: why I found Corey's email at your work and I

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Speaker 14: sent him a message asking if you were there, and

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Speaker 14: he answered me the next day and said, no, you weren't.

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Speaker 1: Oh what.

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Speaker 8: Sorry?

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Speaker 13: Why would you email him without asking me?

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Speaker 14: That's that's what that's your response. You don't think a

754
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Speaker 14: better question? Why would you lie to me?

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Speaker 8: Okay?

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Speaker 13: I don't know why Corey's not telling you the truth.

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Speaker 14: You're the one not telling you the truth. You like,

758
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Speaker 14: have you been with someone else?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 13: I mean definitely not anymore?

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Speaker 7: What happened?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 14: What is happening? Why are there other people on this line?

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Speaker 4: Was cheating? Yeah? Danell, Hey, you're on the radio right

765
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Speaker 4: now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

766
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Speaker 4: This is called an awkward Tuesday phone Awkward Thursday phone call.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Cooper.

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Speaker 14: What the hell are you doing calling a radio station

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Speaker 14: about this?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? Why would you ask for help?

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Speaker 13: What are you doing checking my location and invading my

772
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Speaker 13: personal faith?

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Speaker 4: That you said she wasn't possessive enough.

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Speaker 7: I told you they were talking.

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Speaker 3: You have a girl for who tracks you thought you

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Speaker 3: could get away with cheating? Did you cheat?

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Speaker 1: Cooper?

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Speaker 13: It wasn't like that. It was just a one time

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Speaker 13: There was a one time day. That is, No, Corey

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Speaker 13: did lie to her.

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Speaker 8: I was with him.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you cheat it with though you were with

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Speaker 1: the guy.

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Speaker 14: Is that what you were saying?

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Speaker 13: Yes, one time, that's it, and it was it's never

786
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Speaker 13: gonna happen again. Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: With your coworker, Corey.

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Speaker 13: I don't like that term cheating. Okay, we were experimenting.

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Speaker 4: You say at the start of this, the guys in

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Speaker 4: your new town aren't as hot as the guys in your.

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Speaker 1: I think it's more concerned it's a coworker.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of concerns that have been said, Cooper.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean, obviously that's why she had a shift,

794
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Speaker 1: is because she caught you.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I didn't know she knew anything. It was it

796
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,439
Speaker 13: was one time?

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Speaker 1: Would you been okay if we called her and she's like,

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Speaker 1: it was one time, Cooper, no big deal.

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Speaker 4: With her female co worker.

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Speaker 11: I would totally forgive her for thattand boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: You know, why did you wait to accuse him and

802
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: confront him about this?

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Speaker 14: Honestly, I just was curious to see how long it

804
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Speaker 14: would take him to realize they messed up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what are you interested in forgiving him?

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Speaker 14: I need time to process. But like, I don't really

807
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Speaker 14: see us coming back from this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's a long distance. Why do you get

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00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: that trust back?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Cooper. I look, it's safe to say that you

812
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Speaker 4: and your girlfriend are probably done after this.

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Speaker 14: I think it's safe to say we're definitely done.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, well okay, that's not the ending that Cooper

815
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Speaker 1: was looking.

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Speaker 8: All right.

817
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 4: Look, I know this probably feels really bad right now,

818
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 4: but it's not the worst thing. You're in a new city. Clearly,

819
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Speaker 4: you're discovering things about yourself, and you have a lot

820
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Speaker 4: to figure outwork. It might actually be the best thing

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Speaker 4: that's ever happened to you going forward in your life.

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Speaker 9: What I know, I'm a shocked post. I thought that

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Speaker 9: was really optimistic. Jeff I thought that was a good

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Speaker 9: post breakup speech.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I think he's texting Corey right now, like, do you

827
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Speaker 7: blew it?

828
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Speaker 8: You might?

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Speaker 4: You might just need some time to really just let

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Speaker 4: all the emotions process the right way.

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Speaker 8: Both.

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Speaker 11: It's just such a bummer, like she was gonna come

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Speaker 11: visit in like a week. We were, We had all

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Speaker 11: these plans and just the suck.

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Speaker 1: But you did bring this on yourself though, Remember I agree.

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Speaker 13: I mean I had some tickets to a show coming up.

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Speaker 13: I mean maybe I could see a choreo go Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I say, why not? Yeah he moved fast?

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Speaker 8: Yeah idiot?

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Speaker 4: God, what's the show that you have tickets to?

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Speaker 13: By the way, we I mean we were going to

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Speaker 13: see Hello Dolly.

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Speaker 8: That was the plan.

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Speaker 4: And how we didn't see the signs of this earlier?

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Speaker 2: Okay, two point five Rook and Jeffrey in the.

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Speaker 4: Morning, we're getting text coming into seventy five, nine to two.

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Speaker 4: A lot of people are in shock over this one.

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Speaker 4: I'll just read a few. This one says, OMG, what's

849
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Speaker 4: this guy gets what he deserves?

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Speaker 1: It just so weird. Why contact us if you're trying

851
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Speaker 1: to hide something?

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Speaker 7: Because he has dumb jeter and cheaters think they're never

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Speaker 7: gonna get cat.

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Speaker 3: He didn't seem too sad, though, No.

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Speaker 4: A lot of time.

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Speaker 7: It's fine.

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Speaker 4: If you think your significant other is cheating on you,

858
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 4: it's a projection because you know deep down you want

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Speaker 4: to cheat or you have cheat.

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Speaker 7: I've been one of those relationships too. I'm like, why

861
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 7: do you always accuse me of this?

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00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I get it.

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Speaker 4: Another person wrote in it doesn't matter if it's a

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Speaker 4: one time experiment. If you're in a relationship, it counts

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Speaker 4: as being unfaithful. Yeah, okay, according to you, not according

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Speaker 4: to Cooper. One time is a one time only thing.

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Speaker 4: But this one says what city did he move to?

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Speaker 4: It sounds funky, ugly people.

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Speaker 1: I mean, sounds like quite the workplace. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: Cooper's bringing the office te sure different.

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Speaker 4: Type of team building happenings, but definitely an awkward ending

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Speaker 4: there to your awkward Thursday. We only do those for

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Speaker 4: special occasions. Definitely one of them. So make sure to

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Speaker 4: getting a frantic call from your spouse saying you need

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Speaker 4: to come home right away, and when you arrive, you

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00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 4: can't even get into your driveway because the most incredible

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Speaker 4: thing is blocking it. Something you've never dreamed of, and

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00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 4: your partner is freaking out about it too. Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 4: play you the audio. Plus the least suspecting video on

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Speaker 4: the internet is making one person a fortune. And you

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Speaker 4: know what they've done in the last ten years. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: nothing really uploaded it a decade ago, sat back and

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Speaker 4: just cashed check after check. Ever since, you're gonna hear

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Speaker 4: all that coming up in a brand new click shot.

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Speaker 4: It's coming up right now. Oh man, The streaming networks

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Speaker 4: move fast. Oh yea. Even though Stranger Things just aired

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Speaker 4: its series finale, there's rumors they're already talking about a

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Speaker 4: spinoff that's even more supernatural Normal Thing.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's Strangers.

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Speaker 4: They're calling it Stranger took Shot. Yes, and you know

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Speaker 4: the demons are gonna win in that one.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's TikTok Click Shock, where we discussed the biggest TikTok

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Speaker 4: videos from the past week. Let's get right to it

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Speaker 4: with your first TikTok click Shock. It's from an animal

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Speaker 4: rescuer in Maryland named Amy Kreole.

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Speaker 1: This sounds like a nice cute way to start.

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Speaker 4: During the month of December, she went on social media

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Speaker 4: and asked people to donate any extra food or pets

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Speaker 4: supplies that they could spare for Christmas. Okay, and she

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Speaker 4: swore she wasn't going to use it for personal reasons whatsoever.

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00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 2: Okay, so she wasn't asking for like a t bone

905
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 2: steak for rescue cats.

906
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 4: And for some reason with this video, just because you

907
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 4: never really know what's gonna hit online, what's gonna catch

908
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 4: on or like hit the algorithm the right way. But

909
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 4: people started sharing this and sharing it, and I guess

910
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 4: you could say the internet came through in a big

911
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 4: way because one day her husband called and I'll just

912
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 4: let Amy tell you what happened next.

913
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 12: He said, you need to come home right now. He

914
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 12: said Amazon delivery. I said that happens all the time.

915
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 12: He said, no, No, I don't think you understand. You

916
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 12: need to come home right now.

917
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 7: It was dog food and treats and.

918
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 12: Toys and beds and anything you can imagine for dog.

919
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 12: We were totally blown away.

920
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 4: Now, just to give you a little bit more context,

921
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 4: Amy came home and found a dozen Amazon trucks all

922
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 4: lined up in front of her house, delivering over one

923
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 4: thousand boxes worth of pet supplies.

924
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 12: Yeah.

925
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 4: Literally, her whole entire driveway was covered in them.

926
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: Is she rescued enough animals to put this to use?

927
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 6: We need more animals than hell.

928
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's rescuing the animals and killing the rainforest at

929
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 4: the same time.

930
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

931
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 4: The first thing that came to her mind was God,

932
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 4: Amazon must have made a huge delivery, very error. But no,

933
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 4: this was intentional. It was everything from dog food to

934
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 4: toys to leashes. Pretty much. The Internet funded her an

935
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 4: entire aisle at a pets supply store.

936
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 7: Animals were in some of the boxes.

937
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 4: Compared to last year, she only had a dozen items

938
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 4: dropped off by local residents.

939
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,919
Speaker 1: Oh no, thousands yep.

940
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 4: So I guess it was actually a good news story.

941
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: And you hated every second of a jet issue.

942
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 4: It wasn't my favorite, but I'm happy that the pets

943
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 4: are going to be okay Christmas. That was a TikTok

944
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 4: click shock. Here next TikTok click shot comes from YouTube. Okay,

945
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 4: it's a little bit of a conflict of interest for

946
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: this segment, but we're gonna go with it, and we're

947
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 4: gonna start off with the audio and it's gonna be

948
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 4: a little bit hard to hear, which is why I

949
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 4: need our technical director, Ashon to really punch up the volume.

950
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 4: And once it plays, let's see if my co host

951
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 4: can tell.

952
00:43:54,880 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 8: What it is. That's interesting.

953
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 4: It sounds worse when you make it loud now that

954
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 4: I'm hearing it.

955
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I thought it was like a fireplace crackling.

956
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 4: Ding ding ding dingo.

957
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 7: Oil.

958
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 6: I'm a bull trap.

959
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 4: It sounded like you were in a bad neighborhood for

960
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 4: some reason. But that sound would be a YouTube video

961
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 4: of a burning fireplace that goes on for ten straight hours.

962
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 4: The Tide. Yeah, now, the ule Tide one just regular

963
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 4: burning fireplace. It goes ten hours. So why are we

964
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 4: talking about it? Well, there's a guy who posted this

965
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 4: back in twenty sixteen, put some ads on the front

966
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 4: of it, and after nine years, it's racked up over

967
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 4: one hundred and fifty seven million views.

968
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 7: Woah, my boy's making six figures.

969
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 4: He has made him over a million dollars seven figs.

970
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: This is one of those why didn't we think of

971
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: it for real use all the time too?

972
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: What other fires can we start. You can't fire.

973
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 4: He has the fire market corner. Fash.

974
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 3: You roasted one of your roadkills over a fire.

975
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 4: Sure if that's gonna get one hundred and fifty million,

976
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 4: but we're trying marrow. If that was a TikTok click

977
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 4: shot in your final TikTok click shot, is a good

978
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 4: news story out of Pennsylvania A way, Yeah, who are you?

979
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 4: Are you sure you guys really want to hear this? Yes? Yes, okay,

980
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 4: well Brook, I know you love a good charity fundraiser, absolutely,

981
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 4: but some can be a little on the snooze.

982
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: Side, Okay, Jeff, just because you think it's boring.

983
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 2: That's so important.

984
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 4: Everybody does, but this one not so much.

985
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: Okay.

986
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 4: The Pennsylvania Hershey Bears minor league hockey team did their

987
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 4: annual bear toss over the weekend.

988
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: I love where everybody, all the fans bring teddy bears

989
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,479
Speaker 1: to donate and they throw them onto the ice right right.

990
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 4: After the first hockey goal is scored.

991
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 10: Back to the home team, and it'd be the worst

992
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 10: game to have to go to overtime zero zero ye

993
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 10: bear for three hours.

994
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 4: You may have seen it done before with other teams,

995
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 4: and usually you'll get a pretty good number, like anywhere

996
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 4: from five to ten thousand stuffies that get tossed out.

997
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, the Sports center clips go viral.

998
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 4: But the Hershey Bears are different because this has been

999
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 4: a long standing tradition there and over the weekend after

1000
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 4: their first goal, they got eighty two thousand bears. Oh

1001
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 4: from the stands down onto the ice.

1002
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 3: People like a lot.

1003
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: Ye, Oh my god, that's so cool. So you have

1004
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: to have the mascot the Bears to be this successful

1005
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: at this promotion.

1006
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 4: That's probably part of it. Let's listen to the call

1007
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 4: on the ice for the line belpedial shot, like.

1008
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 10: God, sweet Conly maham, it's a sky full of stuffies.

1009
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 10: It's the Teddy Bear toss magick in harshade.

1010
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 7: And all for a great cause.

1011
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 4: Over sixty local organizations benefit as part of the Hershey

1012
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 4: Bears Caris program.

1013
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: What if you're the one fan in the audience that

1014
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 1: forgot it was Bear night and.

1015
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 4: Just bring one.

1016
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 3: You're like, looking, oh my god, dang it, they need

1017
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: to check for a player under the pile.

1018
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is some people actually had to leave

1019
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 4: the rink because the Bears were piling up so high

1020
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 4: against the glass. It did take them over an hour

1021
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 4: to collect them all and get the ice ready to

1022
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 4: resume play against.

1023
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 7: The player's got to stretch and everything.

1024
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 4: Again, and the fans just have to sit there quietly

1025
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 4: and wait. Beer that sucks, no beer during the bear

1026
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 4: clean up. It's immortal, but the most incredible part of

1027
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 4: it all. It was only the second most that they've

1028
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 4: ever had. Last year, one hundred and two thousand Teddy

1029
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 4: bears hit the ice.

1030
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: That's way more what happened this, Yeah, come on, was

1031
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: a good news story.

1032
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 4: The ice jet Okay, sorry to end it on a

1033
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 4: sad note.

1034
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 7: I think it's a terriff.

1035
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1036
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 4: The stories for the day we got your phones have

1037
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 4: coming up next.

1038
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 8: USh Flu.

1039
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 4: We're a bit into the new year now, but I

1040
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 4: don't think we've officially asked our own jose Belanos, how

1041
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 4: did you spend the holidays? What activities did you get into?

1042
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 8: Man?

1043
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 7: I had the best holiday ever.

1044
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 10: I went to Disneyland with my sister and then I

1045
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 10: just hung out with my fan through the New Year Christmas.

1046
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 6: It was amazing.

1047
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: Thought we were going to get a twenty minute explanation.

1048
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm actually kind of disappointed. One food item was concluded

1049
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: in your recap.

1050
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 4: It sounds like so much fun Jose, but today's player

1051
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 4: Karen spent her holidays volunteering to help others a little

1052
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 4: bit different than spending an extra eight hundred dollars on

1053
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 4: lightning lane passes and watching football all day.

1054
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 7: You know, I did make a kid's day.

1055
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 10: I got a magic band watch, and as I was

1056
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 10: walking by this one kid, I waved the magic band

1057
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 10: which activated a tree, and the trees a Christmas song

1058
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 10: and the kids who face lights up and I'm behind

1059
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 10: him and.

1060
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 6: I go, wow, did you do that? Karen?

1061
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 4: What did you do to volunteer? In hell? Brothers? Did

1062
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 4: you make a child happen?

1063
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 7: Did you watch?

1064
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 14: I'm still thinking about Jose's the way he spent it.

1065
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 6: I'm a child.

1066
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 4: I just want to be with my parents with Karen.

1067
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 4: If you're helping out, we really need goodhearted people like

1068
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 4: you to make up for all the damage being wrought

1069
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 4: by people like us, So we appreciate having you here.

1070
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 4: Let's get into the game. You got thirty seconds. Answer

1071
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 4: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1072
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 4: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brook

1073
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 4: outright if you want to win.

1074
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:28,439
Speaker 8: Are you ready?

1075
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 4: I am you got this. Your time starts now. Elvis

1076
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 4: Presley was born on this day in nineteen thirty five.

1077
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 4: In what decade did he die? The seventies or eighties?

1078
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 4: In what East coast state did the first dunkin donuts open.

1079
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: Main?

1080
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 4: An oyster is considered a crustacean true or false?

1081
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 14: True?

1082
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 4: Andre three thousand and Big Boy make up? What famous

1083
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 4: rap group? Oh pass in Super Mario Brothers? What food

1084
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 4: item makes him grow double his size? What electronics company

1085
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 4: interured the CD walkman in nineteen seventy nine? Tony Oh,

1086
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 4: done there, Karen?

1087
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 13: Your job here? Oh?

1088
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 4: How do you feel about your performance?

1089
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 14: I could go either way. It sounds pretty.

1090
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 15: Good so far.

1091
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 7: Like you're still nervous and you're done.

1092
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we think you did a great job there.

1093
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 4: And we're talking about New Year's resolutions right now. Apparently

1094
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 4: yours this year has to do with a VW bus

1095
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 4: that your family has tell us about it.

1096
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: We do.

1097
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 14: Yeah, we drive all over the place. We spent last

1098
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 14: year driving across northern states in the US.

1099
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: You know those VW bus families, they always think they're better.

1100
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 4: Than So what's the plan this year?

1101
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 14: Exactly? We want to drive out to Alaska.

1102
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 4: Ooh, even farther.

1103
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I want you to do it in January.

1104
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 14: No, that bus breaks down too much as it is.

1105
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: I want her to be like.

1106
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 2: Ice road truckers in a VW buses.

1107
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Okay, we can't go back until next January.

1108
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 4: Yeah right right, yeah, that would be the ultimate documentary series.

1109
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1110
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 4: But now, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1111
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: Yes?

1112
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Elvis Presley was born on this

1113
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 4: day in nineteen thirty five. In what decade did he die?

1114
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,280
Speaker 4: The seventies or eighties?

1115
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 12: Eighties?

1116
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 4: In what East Coast state did the first dunkin donuts open? Uh?

1117
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: New York?

1118
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 4: An oyster is considered a crustacean true or false? Andre

1119
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 4: three thousand and big Boy make up? What famous rap

1120
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 4: group in Super Mario Brothers? What food item makes him

1121
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 4: grow double his size?

1122
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: Mushroom?

1123
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 4: What electronics company introduced the CD Walkman in nineteen seventy nine.

1124
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 4: A gopher is considered a rodent? True or false?

1125
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: True?

1126
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 7: Quick answer?

1127
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh fast today? That was real quick. Let's go

1128
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 4: on a scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

1129
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 4: I feel so deliciously white trash wummy. I want to bulloted.

1130
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: Karen got three correctly that Karen, Yeah.

1131
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 7: Good job. But Brook yep, wow, you got five.

1132
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: That was on it today? Karen follow the.

1133
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Speaker 14: Welly, I know I have a new New Year's resolution.

1134
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Speaker 4: Okay, we can get that done later. Let's go for

1135
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 4: the answers here. Elvis Presley born on this day in

1136
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 4: nineteen thirty five. He passed away in the nineteen seventies,

1137
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 4: nineteen seventy seven. We won't go into the details of

1138
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 4: it on the toylet. Yeah, we're gonna go in the details.

1139
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 4: Sitting on the toy Yes, peanut buttered banana san Yeah.

1140
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 4: East Coast state had the first Duncan donuts. It was

1141
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 4: Massachusetts Boston. Oyster is considered a crustacean. That is false.

1142
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 4: Oysters are mollusks and delicious. Andre three thousand, Big Boy

1143
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 4: make Up the Wrap Group Outcast, Super Mario Brothers. The

1144
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 4: food item that makes him grow double as size as

1145
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 4: a mushroom known as super Mushrooms, which is.

1146
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: Kind of weird because then he's friends with Tody.

1147
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 2: I think seems sketchy to me.

1148
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 4: The CD Walkman was invented by the electronics company Sony

1149
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 4: in nineteen seventy nine and a gopher is considered a rodent.

1150
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 4: That is true. Brooke knows her road.

1151
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: I do know how to roast them too.

1152
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of options for you, Karen.

1153
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: Pete didn't like this last week.

1154
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 4: I'm sorry it wasn't enough to beat Brook today, Karen.

1155
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 4: But just for playing, we are going to give you

1156
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 4: a pair of tickets to see Ed Sheeran perform at

1157
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,919
Speaker 4: Yeah Agust first.

1158
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 14: Oh fantastic.

1159
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 4: Thank you that incredible.

1160
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 1: Little Loser prize.

1161
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:34,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, why just to say it like that, Yeah, it's the.

1162
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 2: Same thing, you know, You're just like a really cool

1163
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: participation trophy here.

1164
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, Karen, thanks for playing Happy Travels on your family

1165
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 4: VW bus. And we're gonna do win Brooks Bucks same

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Speaker 4: time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.