Speaker 1: Oh, hey, Danielle, Hi, welcome to Serial Killer.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I did any breakfast on purpose today.
Speaker 1: Hey, I gotta play you because Andrew wants nothing to
Speaker 1: do with this theme song because he said it's too
Speaker 1: long and nobody cares. Okay, so a listener had this
Speaker 1: made on SONO. I guess it's called on It's some
Speaker 1: AI crap that you do online. Our listener Megan made this.
Speaker 1: I love it, Scott Andrew.
Speaker 3: They start today balls in hand and the Crunch on display,
Speaker 3: Marshmallow dreams and Flakes that Shine, reviewing cereals one by
Speaker 3: at the time they say.
Speaker 4: Crunch when milk is the ball, debate sound.
Speaker 3: Flavor that's out of control, figgering, Buddy's bunching. No, their
Speaker 3: real cereal killers sealed breakfast deal.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it goes off for like, does he like that?
Speaker 1: Because he's he just can't. He's like nobody. They have
Speaker 1: no whatever his generation is. I don't millennial.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you a generation if I tripped over
Speaker 2: a gent Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, the millennials. They have a very short attention span.
Speaker 1: He's always on the phone, he can he can't pay
Speaker 1: attention to anything. It's got to be done in like
Speaker 1: five seconds or it's too long, you know. So that's
Speaker 1: that's how they are anyway. Oh, it's Danielle here instead
Speaker 1: of Andrew. Andrew was not here today.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a reason though.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because he's so busy.
Speaker 2: I thought that was a different reason.
Speaker 1: Well, he's so busy. And also you'll appreciate these serials
Speaker 1: way more than Andrew. So you're a huge Wicked fan. Yes,
Speaker 1: with the Broadway movies, all kinds of everything.
Speaker 2: You know, I am team Alphaba.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't even know what that means. That means
Speaker 1: I'm team Green, I don't know, but okay, so it
Speaker 1: really quickly explained. Okay, so it's it's a take on
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2: Yes, so it is. Actually it's actually yeah from it's
Speaker 2: actually what happened before Dorothy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's a prequel I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they call it. So yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's kind of like what happened leading up to Dorothy,
Speaker 2: and you learn who becomes the tin Man, who becomes
Speaker 2: the Scarecrow, who becomes the Lion. If you've seen the
Speaker 2: Broadway show, you know the answers. If you've only seen
Speaker 2: in the first part of Wicked, because that's all that
Speaker 2: was out in the theaters. You only you don't know
Speaker 2: that yet, so once the second part of the movie
Speaker 2: comes out, you'll learn all those things.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, so, yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: That's good. And a couple of weeks ago, I sent
Speaker 1: Danielle this special thing from General Mills because are coming
Speaker 1: out with all these Wicked, Wicked themed products. There's two cereals,
Speaker 1: there's cake pops, there's cookie mixes at all. So I
Speaker 1: was a target and I saw both Wicked cereals. Danielle said,
Speaker 1: she only wants the not apple one.
Speaker 2: I want to the green.
Speaker 1: You wanted the green, but.
Speaker 2: I told you I'm team Alphaba, but I will I
Speaker 2: will try both. Do we have both?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So this is this is a yeah.
Speaker 2: Alpha ba really say you really don't know anything? No,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I hear you talk about it all the time.
Speaker 2: Alpha Alphaba is green, and and the whole concept is
Speaker 2: you know why Alphaba is the way she is, and
Speaker 2: and if you know the story, you know she's really
Speaker 2: not wicked.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so she's the wicked witch and then the
Speaker 1: other one is the good witch.
Speaker 2: Right, so Glinda she that's Glinda got it all right?
Speaker 1: So General Mills came out with this cereal. It's in
Speaker 1: stores now, and I love that. And the interesting thing is,
Speaker 1: so it's it's caramel apple they do or they had
Speaker 1: another caramel apple cereal, so this they probably still have,
Speaker 1: Like it's probably the exactly the same thing. Yes, So
Speaker 1: Carmela Creeper is the monster cereal that they put out
Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, and that was the new monster that
Speaker 1: they came out with, and that was a caramel apple cereal,
Speaker 1: and so this is basically going to be the same thing,
Speaker 1: just without the market.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the flavor of Glinda's.
Speaker 1: I think it's some berry something auld Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: bought your special milk today because we don't want you
Speaker 1: to have an accident in your car the way home.
Speaker 2: Do you know? To hear a funny story. So I
Speaker 2: went into Panera the other day and I ordered myself
Speaker 2: a little coffee and I wanted almond milk. Soon as
Speaker 2: I drank it, I knew right away was not almond
Speaker 2: milk that they put it in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how long did it take?
Speaker 2: I just threw the coffee away because I started just
Speaker 2: feeling right away not right yeah, like if you're.
Speaker 1: A lactose in tolerant, like, how long does it take?
Speaker 1: Is it immediate?
Speaker 2: It? For I think it might be different for every everybody.
Speaker 2: For me, it was like it's kind of like a
Speaker 2: it just take a while and it's just a rumbling
Speaker 2: that starts and then I just don't feel right and
Speaker 2: I'm yeah.
Speaker 1: See, now do you think people grow out of it?
Speaker 1: Because Cooper was was very very lactose intolerant as a kid,
Speaker 1: like she would eat ice cream and go boom right away.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe, but now you know what it is.
Speaker 1: I think now she's just like, you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I like ice cream. I'll just go blow
Speaker 1: up the bathroom.
Speaker 2: S I can eat ice cream. It's weird. I'm not
Speaker 2: one hundred percent of lactose and tolerate. It's just I
Speaker 2: have sensitivities. I think, okay, and that's it.
Speaker 1: See. I think it's different for everybody because ice cream
Speaker 1: is kind of okay for her, but like straight up
Speaker 1: milk I have. So I'll go back to the fridge
Speaker 1: here and pull.
Speaker 2: Out let me smell this. Oh it smells caramelole.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to. And see there and they're little they're pelletts.
Speaker 1: They they actually you know what they look like the
Speaker 1: the little macarooms that they sell on the mall at
Speaker 1: the little Kiosky. They are like little baby ones, right,
Speaker 1: isn't that crazy? They do? And it's weird. It's a
Speaker 1: different shape that I've never seen from General Mills before.
Speaker 1: They're not quite like your cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: And what look it matches the milk.
Speaker 1: Look at that it's green. So it's one percent lactose
Speaker 1: free milk we're using today.
Speaker 2: I thank you. Okay, let's see we don't have a
Speaker 2: milk sponsor again, No.
Speaker 1: Not yet, working on it. Once Andrew finally gives me
Speaker 1: the numbers I've been asking before. Maybe I can get
Speaker 1: reach out to Tuscan.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what? It takes almost like tricksy kind
Speaker 4: of Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't really taste the caramel though, do you.
Speaker 1: I don't need it. This tastes like tricks to me.
Speaker 1: It tastes like a weak tricks with just maybe a
Speaker 1: hint of apple.
Speaker 2: I don't even taste the apple.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's interesting, m M. I would take no,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just got apple? Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: it's just the way that it crunches in your mouth
Speaker 1: if it hit a certain part of your tongue. I
Speaker 1: did get the essence of green apple for a second.
Speaker 1: I mean it's okay. It would be way better if
Speaker 1: there was marshmallows in it.
Speaker 2: H m hmm. And they're totally could have, but like
Speaker 2: marshmallows look a little you know, cowardly, lion, a little scary.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. So you I've always wondered, like,
Speaker 1: what's the process for new cereals. Do they all sit
Speaker 1: around a boardroom table and be like, hey, Smith, taste this,
Speaker 1: you know, and they come up within the lab and
Speaker 1: they kind of pass it around.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I would have given this a
Speaker 2: little more flavor. Yeah, it doesn't have much flavor.
Speaker 1: Or maybe even some like caramel marshmallow pieces of something
Speaker 1: right that. Yeah, I mean it's good, it's average. I'll
Speaker 1: give it to three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'll give it three balls.
Speaker 1: Three balls. Yeah, okay. So, uh, it's weird because we
Speaker 1: only have two cereals in this episode. Yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a short episode. So what we'll do is we'll
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we will come back right
Speaker 1: after this. Hi, I'm WILVERD. Brimley, and I've had diabetes
Speaker 1: for about twenty years. We'll see I have to wear
Speaker 1: the commercials. Well, no, they're playing. They just played. I
Speaker 1: don't play them here. Okay, the thing does it by itself.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's why I fast forward those.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I've noticed in some podcasts you
Speaker 1: cannot do that anymore. Oh really, yeah, I believe me.
Speaker 1: I tried. There was there was I figured what I was.
Speaker 1: I think it was Gandhi's. I was listening the sauce
Speaker 1: on the side, and it would not let me fast
Speaker 1: forward the commercials.
Speaker 2: I wonder why, hmmmm.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe the lesser podcasts you can blow right through them.
Speaker 2: They're getting they're getting you know, savvy, right.
Speaker 1: The podcast that make more money than this one does
Speaker 1: you have to listen to the commercials. That's how they
Speaker 1: make their money.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm gonna go back to the cereal
Speaker 1: sack on the table here.
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh sorry, Oh my god, why would you be
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, your leg's gonna fall off.
Speaker 1: So my leg is still all wrapped up because of
Speaker 1: my you know, my big sports injury. A couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I was running a tripped over that route.
Speaker 1: All right. So this is Glinda Goodberry. So she's the
Speaker 1: good Witch, and this is good Barry Glinda.
Speaker 2: Although you say the gut but now now she's dropped
Speaker 2: the gus.
Speaker 1: Did you just say Glinda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Glinda, But once you watch the movie or
Speaker 2: see the show, you know that she at one point
Speaker 2: drops the guh and it's just Glinda. Oh there's a reason.
Speaker 1: I guess I gotta get into the.
Speaker 2: Feeling that I'm going to enjoy the flavor of this
Speaker 2: one more. You know.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's going to be a stronger, stronger
Speaker 1: flavor because berry is much easier to do than apple.
Speaker 1: There's no greater beauty than kindness, says Glinda. And you
Speaker 1: can cut this out and hang it on your wall.
Speaker 1: You know, I'll give you this one. What's I'm done
Speaker 1: with the box. I'm going to give you Alphabuff for your.
Speaker 2: Dak, thank you very much. I'm going to put Alpha
Speaker 2: at my desk. Awesome.
Speaker 1: So these are probably a pretty limited edition. See Wicket
Speaker 1: for Good and Yeah. Okay, so it's a movie. It's
Speaker 1: a movie serial, but.
Speaker 2: It doesn't come out until November.
Speaker 1: The second half well, they want to sell the product,
Speaker 1: all right, got you? So I've only I only saw
Speaker 1: these in family size. I don't know if they come
Speaker 1: in the regular size.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are big. Let it say, why don't I
Speaker 2: smell flowers? I'm trying to think of what it smells.
Speaker 1: It does, it's it's reminiscent of another.
Speaker 2: Oh, what's the what's the isn't there.
Speaker 1: A Halloween one that's pink Frankenberry.
Speaker 2: Frankenberry. Maybe that's it and.
Speaker 1: Those will be in stories. Oh my god, did you
Speaker 1: hear about the new Monster cereal box? So you've got
Speaker 1: the Frankenberry, your couch Chocolate, and your blue and your Booberry.
Speaker 1: They're all Jim Henson muppets. This year Jim Henson literally
Speaker 1: created muppets of them. Yeah, it is, well, not Jim Henson,
Speaker 1: he's dead, but you know, Jim Henson's a workshop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I think you're right. I do believe
Speaker 1: that this is probably the same as Frankenberry. These are
Speaker 1: probably just.
Speaker 2: Your corns, same thing they have the little they look
Speaker 2: like they look like the macaroons.
Speaker 1: See for me for a jew a macaroon? Is that
Speaker 1: you know the coconut things that come in the cans,
Speaker 1: but the macary I guess you're saying the same. But
Speaker 1: the macaroons that you buy in the mall are the
Speaker 1: little almost whoopy pie looking. Oh, I'm sorry your.
Speaker 2: Milk you're holding out over here? Okay, all right, hey,
Speaker 2: let's say so.
Speaker 3: Exciting hmmm mm hmmm, Doug Francnberry, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is such a ripoff because Alphaba over here
Speaker 1: is Carmela Creeper, which did not come back out this year,
Speaker 1: and Glinda Goodberry. This is Frankenberry. So this is frank
Speaker 1: and Burry without the marshmallows. And everything's better with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: But this of the two, this one's much better. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give this one four balls. I like the flavor.
Speaker 1: I am a Frankenberry fan. Marshmallows would have made it five.
Speaker 1: So four balls for this.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is good.
Speaker 1: Although you're you're cheating on your your girl.
Speaker 2: I know I love my Alphaba, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: Oh, this one says make every dream take flight.
Speaker 2: Alphaba.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm so excited that you came in today. I
Speaker 1: hope Andrew is not mad that I had you sit
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: I don't think will it be I don't know, you know,
Speaker 2: does he get mad?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, then I think you'll be fine. I appreciate you
Speaker 2: inviting me.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you so much for being sorry.
Speaker 2: There's not as much fighting as normal in here.
Speaker 1: Well, because I like you.
Speaker 2: You like Andrew too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's all right.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Check us out on Instagram at serial Killers PC.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: A couple of weeks ago, I was at Costco with
Speaker 1: my daughter and found those two cereals back there that
Speaker 1: I had no idea were even coming out from Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: So those will be coming soon, and and like and
Speaker 1: follow and subscribe and check this video out on YouTube
Speaker 1: if you want to see Danielle and I eating these cereals.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be. Actually, you know something, the
Speaker 1: videos that Andrew have been putting up, the quality not
Speaker 1: so great. He just uses his laptop. The camera's kind
Speaker 1: of crap, you know, his dirty, greasy fingers always on
Speaker 1: the camera.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is so great.
Speaker 1: Oh it's way it's way better. I mean, it's on
Speaker 1: my phone. I probably did it the wrong way. I
Speaker 1: think you're supposed to do it the other way. Or
Speaker 1: is that not a thing anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't freaking know why you asked me questions.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, Well, thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to Serial Killers, very much appreciated. You have it. You
Speaker 1: don't have a podcast, do you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Are you supposed to?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Were you gonna? So?
Speaker 2: Andrew really wants me to have a podcast, and he's
Speaker 2: been like, we need to figure out something. So we
Speaker 2: have been talking about something. We'll see if it happens,
Speaker 2: but no, as of right now, I do not well
Speaker 2: have a podcast.
Speaker 1: That'll just be one more reason for him to not
Speaker 1: be able to record with me because he's so busy.
Speaker 1: Because with my podcast, that's the problem. He's busy with
Speaker 1: all these other podcasts. A man, ten o'clock, can you record?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 1: Busy, Nope, busy.
Speaker 2: Well, he's always recording somebody else's podcast. He always sits
Speaker 2: in and helps them.
Speaker 1: But why can't he do it a half hour later?
Speaker 1: Just come he do this at ten and do that
Speaker 1: later inconvenience the other people.
Speaker 2: This is obviously I mean, how many episodes have you recorded?
Speaker 1: Now? This is a three hundred and ninety.
Speaker 2: Eight, so he's obviously recording with you.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, but I mean he pushes us to the
Speaker 1: back burner. At this point, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like it either.
Speaker 1: I may need a new co host.
Speaker 2: Oh you say that every time.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Until we see you Monday with an all new episode.
Speaker 1: Maybe Andrew will be here, maybe not. We'll see say Crunch,
Speaker 1: Danielle Cunch. Thank you.