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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Oh, hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Juniper. I'm calling from Mattress Company. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Ryan, who purchased a mattress from us recently. Ah,

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Speaker 1: this is he. Oh hi Ryan, how are you today?

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Speaker 1: Are you catching something? All right? Great disease on your mattress?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what is this? What is this in regarding Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's regarding the purchase of your new mattress from us. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you happy with the mattress? Uh? Yes, great. We

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Speaker 1: like our customers to be getting a great night sleep,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, sort of lying there dead to

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Speaker 1: the world, getting those great seas. Yes, okay, great. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling because we we delivered your mattress, and of course

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Speaker 1: we do the white Glove delivery service where the people

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Speaker 1: who deliver the mattress were the white gloves, and so

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Speaker 1: they don't get their pesky fingerprints all over your belongings

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Speaker 1: or walls or handrails any thing like that. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got I've got no complaints about it. Yes, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: unfortunately I have to inform you that I was one

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Speaker 1: of the delivery people who brought your mattress to your

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Speaker 1: establishment and put it in the bedroom. Okay, why are

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Speaker 1: you going again? I have a confession, Ryan, I have

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Speaker 1: to come clean about something and it has to do

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Speaker 1: with you and your mattress. Oh what what are you

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Speaker 1: trying to get at? On the day that your mattress

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Speaker 1: was to be delivered? It seems that I left my

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Speaker 1: white gloves at home, and so I was not exactly

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Speaker 1: doing the white glove delivery service, was I? And so

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Speaker 1: I had my hands, my bare hands, all over your property.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that, Ryan, and I need to

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Speaker 1: make sure that my fingerprints are completely wiped from your

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Speaker 1: bedroom and anywhere else that I may have touched. I

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Speaker 1: do a thorough job cleaning. You'd be in a lot

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Speaker 1: of trouble. Yes, I'd be in a lot of trouble

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Speaker 1: if my fingerprints were found on your property. What did

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Speaker 1: you do? Well? I think I just told you I

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Speaker 1: didn't wear with my white gloves like I was supposed to.

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Speaker 1: And so if somebody finds my fingerprints over there, oh boy,

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Speaker 1: it could come back to bite me. And I just

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Speaker 1: want to make sure that they're cleaned up, that's all. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: why is that such a big deal? Why fingerprints? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's just because, you know, sometimes people will look for

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Speaker 1: fingerprints on things, and if you show fingerprints on things,

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Speaker 1: it shows that you were there and maybe not somewhere

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Speaker 1: you said you were. You know, things like that. What

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Speaker 1: I didn't need them for my plaist. Oh, it's just

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Speaker 1: because I need to just give rid of the fingerprints

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Speaker 1: because we do white cloff delivery service and I wasn't

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Speaker 1: wearing my white gloves, which I normally don't make mistakes

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Speaker 1: like that. Okay, that's it. I'm calling the cops. What

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Speaker 1: on earth we're doing if we could not call them,

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Speaker 1: I don't need them involved in mattress deliveries again, what

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Speaker 1: were you doing? What were you doing before, during, or

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Speaker 1: after my mattress? Hey, Ryan, this is actually Jubile from

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Speaker 1: the Jubile Show doing a phone break on you and

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Speaker 1: your wife set you up. It's a joke. She said,

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Speaker 1: you guys got a new mattress the other day and

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Speaker 1: she just wanted to mess with you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings in the twenties,