Speaker 1: Hello, dinar sours. This is Chris Fairbanks. I have some
Speaker 1: shows coming up this weekend Denver, Colorado. October twenty eighth,
Speaker 1: I'll be at the Bug Theater with the beloved Grolicks.
Speaker 1: And then October twenty ninth Sunday, I'll be in Fort
Speaker 1: Collins at the Comedy Fort Do get tickets at Chris
Speaker 1: Fairbanks dot com and thank you and you're welcome a lea.
Speaker 2: Then I you wanna way back home? Either way, we
Speaker 2: want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you
Speaker 2: claim and give us time and they turning on engage.
Speaker 2: We want to send you up in starmer. We want
Speaker 2: to welcome you back home. Tell us all about it?
Speaker 2: We scared? Or was it fine? Melbourn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to do
Speaker 1: you need to ride? This is Christopher James Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: Damn it And this is Karen Lynn Kilgara.
Speaker 1: That's my mom. That's that's my mother's name. I did
Speaker 1: you not know my middle name was your father's name No,
Speaker 1: that's weird, isn't it weird?
Speaker 2: But I wanted to guess your middle name.
Speaker 1: I know, I thought it'd be more fun to just
Speaker 1: blurt it out for you. You're the one. You're the
Speaker 1: one that thought my mom was Terry Gar.
Speaker 2: Well, I picture your mom as a petite blonde. That
Speaker 2: that was like, oh, Chris skateboarding, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So that was actually pretty good impression.
Speaker 2: And she was petit And was it of your mom
Speaker 2: or of Terry Gar?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, my mom was like Terry Gar and young
Speaker 1: Frankenstein Gar. There's that wavering voice. My mother's voice would waver.
Speaker 1: And then I looked down before we podcast, and I'm like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: that man illegal, he's crazy. I think he's upset.
Speaker 2: I think he is la.
Speaker 1: We should calm him down. Oh and now you have
Speaker 1: to just stop there. You whipped in front of us,
Speaker 1: and now you're stuck. He gave it a little pedal
Speaker 1: of metal, didn't he? Symby He's got a tiny one,
Speaker 1: and don't they baby dick down into Marshalls. I look
Speaker 1: down and my hands look exactly like my mom's.
Speaker 2: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1: They are my mom's, including those little wrinkles and that
Speaker 1: my mom had that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember my dad used to comment on it and
Speaker 1: she goes stop.
Speaker 2: It like he was saying, oh, you're getting wrinkly.
Speaker 1: No, it was just like he's like, look at your
Speaker 1: little he'd always pointed out. And then and then actually
Speaker 1: recently my dad was like, oh, your mom had that,
Speaker 1: And I almost cried because it was specific and I
Speaker 1: remember it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it brought you back. Listener, Chris is pointing to
Speaker 2: that line just below the inside of your where the
Speaker 2: elbow bend is, but just below that you. Yes, I
Speaker 2: think some people haven't and some people don't. Mine would
Speaker 2: be like right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's two inches south of the nape of my
Speaker 1: elbow towards the wrist. Just two paces.
Speaker 2: Two paces downward downtown.
Speaker 1: And that's the pace of the Let your fingers do
Speaker 1: the walking yellow pages. That's right, legs.
Speaker 2: Wait, can I tell you a weird hand story similar
Speaker 2: to the one you're saying right now. One time when
Speaker 2: me and my roommates all did acid before a Christmas
Speaker 2: party in the daytime we had done it, we were
Speaker 2: all sitting around waiting for it to start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fun game that is, right.
Speaker 2: And we're sitting around the kitchen table waiting for it
Speaker 2: to start, and there was probably six people sitting there.
Speaker 2: But I was sitting next to my roommate, Malava, and
Speaker 2: we both had our hands on the table and everyone's
Speaker 2: talking excoose me.
Speaker 1: I choked on my own saliva and I date that
Speaker 1: it interrupted Malava and sorry, I'm.
Speaker 2: Good, okay, and we looked down at the same time.
Speaker 2: We both went, oh my god. And when I looked
Speaker 2: at my hand, it was her hand, and when she
Speaker 2: looked at her hand, it was my hand. So you
Speaker 2: crossed switched hands. Nope, we switched hands and we both
Speaker 2: saw it. Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1: Wait, you switched hands.
Speaker 2: I looked at my hand and it was Malva's hand,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god. And the exact
Speaker 2: same thing happened to her at the same time.
Speaker 1: Is this like when they they I've seen. I sat
Speaker 1: through a long, boring video, but it was interesting in
Speaker 1: the end. This guy had a fake rubber hand. His
Speaker 1: real hand was behind a partition and the guy was
Speaker 1: touching his hand and the fake hand which the guy
Speaker 1: could only see the fake hand in front of him.
Speaker 1: It was in a sleeve on a shirt. He was
Speaker 1: wearing his real hand he couldn't see, but the guy
Speaker 1: was touching both in the same way. And then he
Speaker 1: was just touching the fake hand, and the guy could
Speaker 1: feel it even though he couldn't see it, and he
Speaker 1: was freaking out, so I believed it.
Speaker 2: That's so, he was watching someone touch his hand and
Speaker 2: he could feel it on the hand that wasn't being.
Speaker 1: Touched, right, he could on the fake hand. They were.
Speaker 1: It ultimately got to the point where the guy was
Speaker 1: just throaking his fake hand and he was feeling it.
Speaker 2: On his real hand. Yes, Can I say what that is?
Speaker 2: Because I actually know. It's a thing called mirror neurons
Speaker 2: in our brains, and it's what creates empathy in human beings.
Speaker 2: For other human beings, we have things called mirror neurons
Speaker 2: where we watch something happen to, like someone else or
Speaker 2: like in that case, it's like someone else's hand it's
Speaker 2: happening to, but we feel it, and that's like, that's
Speaker 2: how we survived through them moment.
Speaker 1: If they do that test on a sociopath, will they
Speaker 1: not feel it?
Speaker 2: They will not feel it. I don't think. Well, I
Speaker 2: shouldn't say, that's just a guess, but I would guess
Speaker 2: they wouldn't feel it. Wow, because they don't care.
Speaker 1: Wow. Right, that's impressive that we did an experiment without
Speaker 1: even putting on lab coats, just a talking experiment. We
Speaker 1: talked through. We didn't even have a hypothesis, and we've
Speaker 1: created fact. What are facts?
Speaker 2: That wasn't me putting an S on your word? That
Speaker 2: was me sucking an air because I realized we're going
Speaker 2: to the drive through to get to coffee, and I
Speaker 2: didn't turn on the right street. Oh, I was like,
Speaker 2: that wasn't it was?
Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, I didn't take it personally Earlier. I
Speaker 1: sucked in some air with a little bit of saliva
Speaker 1: and it went down the wrong tube. And I might
Speaker 1: as well have been in a restaurant with a chicken
Speaker 1: wing doing the international sign for choking.
Speaker 2: You truly were it for a moment, choking and scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was doing I had my hands crossed
Speaker 1: like this and I was pointing, but you just weren't looking.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't look now because I don't. I don't give
Speaker 2: into that sort of emotional black mail.
Speaker 1: Right right, And you don't acknowledge international sign to you
Speaker 1: like the regional paloma sign for choking is pointing and screaming.
Speaker 2: Here's the signs. I do acknowledge, the four each hand
Speaker 2: signals and the brownie salute. That's it. Three fingers up.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that. It's choking. It's it's it's terrible
Speaker 1: for podcasting.
Speaker 2: It's not good.
Speaker 1: No, okay, I think it's out of my system.
Speaker 2: Okay, good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. No, I didn't do it, it seems like.
Speaker 1: But we're doing fine. I thought we were going on
Speaker 1: the wrong side of the road. That that's as panicked
Speaker 1: as I get.
Speaker 2: Oh did that scare you?
Speaker 1: I just said this is I was going to mention
Speaker 1: my opinion about it. That's why I've been in a
Speaker 1: lot of accidents, you know, as far as I can tell.
Speaker 2: If you wouldn't mind me my input right now, we're
Speaker 2: on the wrong side of the road.
Speaker 1: Uh. That's my favorite. When when when there's someone about
Speaker 1: to get hit by a car or something, that's a
Speaker 1: bad example, but no, it is a good example. I
Speaker 1: never the all all you need to yell is look
Speaker 1: out or there's a car or and I always say,
Speaker 1: oh no, which isn't helpful to anyone. Like an arrant
Speaker 1: golf ball, for instance, I'll go uh oh, I instead
Speaker 1: of saying golf ball. It's hard for me to think
Speaker 1: of what a thing is called.
Speaker 2: I think that because you're scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep. And I think that's why I'm saying, oh,
Speaker 1: it's it's me fearing for my dwindling vocabulary. Yeah, I see,
Speaker 1: oh oh, and then and then I can't even remember
Speaker 1: what spaghettios are called. Oh oh, oh, can pasta so
Speaker 1: much less of a ring to it?
Speaker 2: Wait? Was is it, oh, spaghettios?
Speaker 1: Uh? Oh, you thought it was a Oh.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm asking what was it? What was the
Speaker 2: was it? Oh, spaghettio? Oh, spaghettios, that's right.
Speaker 1: And uh, I've been watching Uh, my TV is on
Speaker 1: the fritz. I don't know what's happening. It has a
Speaker 1: ghost button. I've taken the remote apart. I've sprayed it
Speaker 1: with the air in a can. I've followed YouTube videos
Speaker 1: where you reset the remote. Uh. Anyway, it constantly fast
Speaker 1: forward through everything. So I thought this is a good
Speaker 1: time to uh take a stance against the streaming services.
Speaker 1: And I've been watching the internal channels on my TV,
Speaker 1: which regular TV, regular TV. And I started watching, you know,
Speaker 1: I watched some mcgiver this morning before golf. And it's
Speaker 1: funny because I kept expecting him to suddenly leap into
Speaker 1: another body. I was confusing it for quantum leap. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's he doing? Is he just taking shit apart? Shouldn't
Speaker 1: he be launched into another situation? But I noticed at
Speaker 1: the end it's like Winkler Productions. Henry Winkler made my diver.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, we all wondered after Fondsley, he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not cool anymore. And then there was a brief
Speaker 1: period where he just made that or Sabrina the teenage
Speaker 1: Witch well right.
Speaker 2: He was also the executive producer of the renewed of
Speaker 2: the New Hollywood Squares, which was in the early two thousands,
Speaker 2: which was when I got to meet him backstage because
Speaker 2: Ellen was the center Square. Oh wow, And he came
Speaker 2: up and he was like the Karens and it was
Speaker 2: fucking Henry Winkler walking toward us, saying he knew who
Speaker 2: we were. It was because Karen and Karen right, Me
Speaker 2: and Karen Anderson were writing for her, and it was
Speaker 2: one of the warmest feelings I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that from him, even through the TV.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's the greatest man.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we uh elicited that on this podcast,
Speaker 1: and no one knows. Once we're done recording the same vibe,
Speaker 1: that's where do we do total one to eighty And
Speaker 1: that's when my Brooklyn accent comes out and push people over. No,
Speaker 1: he seems like twenty four to seven. He's a warm person.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like a lot of people that have this
Speaker 1: private career, it's tons of cartoon voices, like for so
Speaker 1: many things we've all watched.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: IMDb get it's one of my favorite websites. How tall
Speaker 1: is someone? It's there?
Speaker 2: You know what else? They have cast crew and producers,
Speaker 2: which I am always looking because it's like, oh wait,
Speaker 2: who works on that show that I know or whatever? Right,
Speaker 2: and that you can't find on anywhere else.
Speaker 1: No, I really do go to IMDb, so I'm like
Speaker 1: annoying to watch a thing with Have.
Speaker 2: You ever checked your own name on there and checked your.
Speaker 1: Star not today?
Speaker 2: Do you check it? Yeah? Oh my god. We used
Speaker 2: to check it When I worked at Ellen. We would
Speaker 2: go through and everyone had to come into somebody's office
Speaker 2: and we'd check star meters. It's one of the funniest
Speaker 2: things of all time, because it would go up and
Speaker 2: down like they would be like your star meter is
Speaker 2: up fifteen percent today or down thirty percent, and it's like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Like I was a writer
Speaker 2: that had had two jobs before, right, and you know
Speaker 2: you'd be up or down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I imagine. I'm guessing I'm down.
Speaker 2: You don't know, though, even.
Speaker 1: Though I woke up feeling like more of a star
Speaker 1: than ever.
Speaker 2: I mean, is it based on our internal feelings that's
Speaker 2: reflected on the website or is it the algorithm?
Speaker 1: Well, when I look at IMDb, it's on my phone,
Speaker 1: so no doubt whatever I'm looking at is based on
Speaker 1: what I say out loud around my phone, whether it's
Speaker 1: on or off, or charged, or in the other room
Speaker 1: or even left in my car there little spy missioning
Speaker 1: spy machines. Yeah, for sure. That's why I keep getting
Speaker 1: ads for things that I dream about.
Speaker 2: What comes first the odd or the dream?
Speaker 1: Oh that's what That's what I really need to get
Speaker 1: to the bottom of. I didn't want bright green cargo pants.
Speaker 1: I just dreamt that I did, and they showed up.
Speaker 2: What if that's the next level of like that kind
Speaker 2: of advertising is that they plant implant the dream, then
Speaker 2: you wake up, then you see the ad, then you're like,
Speaker 2: well it's meant to be. I have to get bright
Speaker 2: green cargo pants. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If for no other reason than my whole life, I've
Speaker 1: had a hard time remembering my dreams. If I had
Speaker 1: a piece of clothing show up, yeah, reminding me that
Speaker 1: I was on a tugboat with a chicken otter or
Speaker 1: whatever dumb dream I could have thought of better example,
Speaker 1: The point.
Speaker 2: Is, would it be otter on the top, half chicken
Speaker 2: on the bottom.
Speaker 1: God, I'm so glad you asked. It would be a
Speaker 1: chicken body and an otter's head, a beakless cute Nope? Uh,
Speaker 1: slightly undersized. So it's the size of a chickenhead. Okay,
Speaker 1: pretty cute now, yeah, but a huge feathery body that's.
Speaker 2: Been bread for meat and eating. But it's ot our meat.
Speaker 2: It's not autumn dark meat.
Speaker 1: Not Yeah, it's just as long as you eat it
Speaker 1: below the neck. What are we talking about? Does it matter?
Speaker 2: Does it matter? You'll see it on your phone tomorrow
Speaker 2: and then you'll know.
Speaker 1: I've had very scary examples of that. But it's not
Speaker 1: scary to me. So many people are concerned, but I
Speaker 1: don't have anything to hide. Wait about what about our phones?
Speaker 1: Listening to everything about? Yeah? So what so far, it's
Speaker 1: been convenient. Right. It would be a terrible time for
Speaker 1: me to commit a murder, right, But that was never
Speaker 1: in the cards for me. I'm too old to get started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have all those bone problems.
Speaker 1: It's a young man's game. You could hear me creaking
Speaker 1: as I walk away.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, is the Skeleton Army coming? It's
Speaker 2: Chris with a knife.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you don't even have to run that fast to
Speaker 2: get away these.
Speaker 1: Old creaky joints. The whole house wakes up when I
Speaker 1: got to get a drink of water. Sorry, but yeah,
Speaker 1: up really yeah, maybe it's my friend.
Speaker 2: He had kind of a go tea.
Speaker 1: Oh, Chip, Chip Weatherton, what are you doing on the
Speaker 1: corner of Londale and Laurel Canyon?
Speaker 2: Chip weather Dale, you old son of the man? Shut
Speaker 2: off sea biscuit.
Speaker 1: For the hell of you enough to still have the
Speaker 1: worst ever facial hair.
Speaker 2: You don't see a long, kind of wispy goateea that
Speaker 2: much anymore.
Speaker 1: He's going for it, Chip is Yeah, yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: the man before me and my haircut the other day
Speaker 1: had a classic chin, only everything else shaved. It has
Speaker 1: a real uh you.
Speaker 2: Know nineteen ninety four field. Yes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I've made the mistake of just out of
Speaker 1: that's how it grows on my face. Nothing will grow
Speaker 1: on the side. I will. I always have had the
Speaker 1: ability to make a sweet, sweet mustache. Yeah, but if
Speaker 1: I decide not to do that, but I get lazy
Speaker 1: with my chin because look I get cuts. See that cut? Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So every once in a while, I'm like, just to
Speaker 1: be safe, let me let this grow. And yep. I'm
Speaker 1: a bass player from Temple of a Dog who's actually
Speaker 1: a jeff a man, So shut up.
Speaker 2: Because that guy's really talented and.
Speaker 1: He skates better than Chip Weatherby.
Speaker 2: Does he? Yeah it was Weatherdale.
Speaker 1: Weather Dale and Weatherby are friends, but they different guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one has a go to you, one doesn't. And yeah,
Speaker 1: Jeff is did you start?
Speaker 2: Was he a skateboarder? First?
Speaker 1: I have a picture of him when I when I
Speaker 1: was like fourteen, I would go to the University of Montana.
Speaker 1: They had these giant brick banks, like they're just mounds
Speaker 1: that were covered in brick, so today they would be
Speaker 1: the coolest skate spot. People would fly there to skate it,
Speaker 1: or maybe to go Love Library that's there too, Probably not,
Speaker 1: but he I remember him skating. He showed me a
Speaker 1: picture recently and I'm like, I remember you then. I
Speaker 1: was a kid and he was a student, and he
Speaker 1: was way before he was in you know, Temple the
Speaker 1: Dog or Pearl Jam. He was just a business student.
Speaker 1: I think at the university he would skate. He was
Speaker 1: like the only skateboarder in town. Wow, because he's from
Speaker 1: a small town in Montana and I he's still skates.
Speaker 1: He's still is responsible for building half the skate parks
Speaker 1: in Montana.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And he has a little skate team and they fly places.
Speaker 1: A lot of them are Native reservation living kids.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he's just the damn humanitarian he is.
Speaker 2: So you've talked to him, and you talked and he's
Speaker 2: could you could say he's an acquaintance slash friend of yours, Yes, certainly,
Speaker 2: I've never about that.
Speaker 1: He did a solo song and I played like a
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson guy in it, and I had to learn
Speaker 1: the lyrics to his song. And then it was sped up.
Speaker 1: So he's playing to the to like Fox News and
Speaker 1: I'm Tucker Carl's bad on the News and I had
Speaker 1: to learn the lyrics and kind of sing it in
Speaker 1: front of him, which may make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Sorry, my car wants me to stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or just wants this story to wrap up, bring
Speaker 1: it to the end, and uh.
Speaker 2: That's enough about Jeff Emmon.
Speaker 1: No, no, keep it all coming our last Curb Dogs show.
Speaker 1: He watched in the audience, and that real comfortable. A
Speaker 1: guy that's seeing live music and done it for a
Speaker 1: living his whole life. And then I'm in my it
Speaker 1: made me nervous. I hope, I hope. I hope he
Speaker 1: enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: That's all you can hope for. Yeah, Yeah, I bet
Speaker 2: he did. Though. Yeah, if you're doing fun skateboarding covers.
Speaker 1: That guy's driving like, it's still the moon is aligned
Speaker 1: with whatever God people are. Maybe people just drive crazy.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be retrograde time.
Speaker 2: I think these days people are looking for some sort
Speaker 2: of outlet for their rage and fear. Yeah, and some
Speaker 2: in la A car is a good place to try
Speaker 2: to get it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't paint or play the drums. You
Speaker 1: might as well just speed through intersections.
Speaker 2: You might as well gun it and see what happens.
Speaker 1: That guy's really just an artist expressing himself.
Speaker 2: That guy, although he has killed multiple pedestrians, is an
Speaker 2: artist at heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's in that world. Killing a pedestrian is
Speaker 1: like selling a painting. You are successful. That's kind of
Speaker 1: what it seems like he is trying to do. And
Speaker 1: like the other guy, he's just stopped. Is he sped
Speaker 1: up to not know any friends?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what it all is in Los Angeles, people
Speaker 2: gunning it and cutting you off to get to the
Speaker 2: red light sooner.
Speaker 1: It's infuriating, it's quite stupid.
Speaker 2: We may have talked about this last time I recorded alone.
Speaker 1: But everything today I've already said, oh, okay, that's.
Speaker 2: Not true because I didn't know you were friends with
Speaker 2: Jeff Mitt.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, he is friends more than an acquaintance, more
Speaker 1: than friends. Well, I'm afraid if he's listening, he'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh man, he's like, gross, my dad's shirt it's hanging
Speaker 1: at its indoor skatepool.
Speaker 2: Because HM shocked that you have me even you've never
Speaker 2: said this to me.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I I hate bragging and dropping names. Do
Speaker 1: you not really? No, I should do more of it.
Speaker 2: Actually, yes, get in there.
Speaker 1: I was just saying that the other day to my
Speaker 1: friend Mike Judge. What does Mary made a cartoon called Bevison.
Speaker 2: But I've watched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's one of my friends. Anyway, I was telling
Speaker 1: him that I don't like to mention him, and he's like,
Speaker 1: please do maybe I can help with your career, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I'm fine where I am.
Speaker 2: I said, yeah, good, Yeah, that was you played that
Speaker 2: moment perfectly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like to back out of anything
Speaker 1: that seems like could be lucrative. Yeap, pump the bags,
Speaker 1: stay away, Yeah, don't make eye contact, leave, ask first
Speaker 1: out the door. Yeah, nobody saw me here. I announced.
Speaker 2: Also, don't be afraid to be rude to Mike Judge
Speaker 2: on your way out, just so he's left with a
Speaker 2: bad tasteess right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I learned that from the Mystery The the Woman
Speaker 1: Slayer or whatever. You show up, get peacock, you put
Speaker 1: goggles on your crot and you see the prettiest go
Speaker 1: in the room. You flip her off. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: they come crawling over wanting to ktch your face.
Speaker 2: You say, hey girl, are you free Saturday? And she goes, why,
Speaker 2: yes I am, And then you go I knew you
Speaker 2: would be because you're ugly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, don't know why I asked anyway, because I
Speaker 1: got plans mystery.
Speaker 2: No, I love your purple velvet coat.
Speaker 1: I h he's a friend of mine and I yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we hang out. No, I'm kidding. But after I did
Speaker 1: the uh that Reality Bites Back thing, which you know,
Speaker 1: had a bunch of people, Amy Schumer, I would if
Speaker 1: all I did is anyway.
Speaker 2: Now you're just just naming famous people. You don't know them,
Speaker 2: You're just saying names.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Phil Collins, we that crew, that whole crew, because
Speaker 1: what we made was albeit a parody of reality TV
Speaker 1: with the crew was that's what they made was Big
Speaker 1: Brother type shows, one of them being I think Big
Speaker 1: Brother and the next show they were starting to work
Speaker 1: on as we were rapping, so everyone was real busy.
Speaker 1: Was that dating show I can't remember, the pickup artist
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: Oh, there was an actual show.
Speaker 1: There was a show that picked up nerdy dudes that
Speaker 1: are mad at women and like work with that. You
Speaker 1: can use that.
Speaker 2: And this was two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: Actually it's horrifyingly more recent. I think it was eight
Speaker 1: or two ten m. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago
Speaker 1: that it was such a simpler time. But I got
Speaker 1: on a plane and I knew that they're working on
Speaker 1: And he got on the plane and I looked at
Speaker 1: him because he had, yes, the steampunk goggles above his beanie,
Speaker 1: I think sewn into it.
Speaker 2: And when Snoopy's a pilot, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: And a board came the red baron of ladies and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, you're working with so and so and
Speaker 1: so and so on the and he said he was
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then he was talking to me, but
Speaker 1: he was scanning the room. I could tell. He was
Speaker 1: like like terminator looking at every woman on the plane,
Speaker 1: and in a grossway like mid section then face, like
Speaker 1: I could tell, like looking around like a lot of
Speaker 1: people do at a party where they you know, they
Speaker 1: look over your shoulder looking for someone better to talk
Speaker 1: to him. He was doing that except death spritly, trying
Speaker 1: to find ladies. Ladies. And people that worked on that
Speaker 1: show said it worked disappointingly. He did, well, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can throw the line out with everyone he met.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, though, I think that only proves that,
Speaker 2: like people are just kind of much more open to
Speaker 2: and willing to give people a try. How many dates
Speaker 2: did he go on with those ladies? I bet you won.
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, if he's doing all
Speaker 2: of his tricks and he's like, hey, I'm giving you
Speaker 2: special attention but also fucking with your mind, but also this,
Speaker 2: but also that the average girl might be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna put in all this effort, let's give
Speaker 2: it a whirl and then one dinner or one I
Speaker 2: don't know, whatever the rules are. You take her to
Speaker 2: a park and leave her there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is one of the first rules they learned. Has
Speaker 1: to be near a bench. This is very important.
Speaker 2: Eventual has no ride. It's dark outside, really scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is scary, I suppose. Yeah. There was also
Speaker 1: people I know that read there's either a book he
Speaker 1: made or a book about him that gives you the tips.
Speaker 1: And I remember this guy that worked on my back.
Speaker 1: He's a bag. Thank you. He was like, oh, we wait, pause,
Speaker 1: we should go talk to that. Oh they're getting coffee.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to explain this is part of the show.
Speaker 2: It wasn't just me randomly being rude. The thing, Oh,
Speaker 2: the gift card? Yeah, Hi, can I get a double
Speaker 2: tall one pump mocha a hot please?
Speaker 1: And also I'll get a pumpkin cream cold brew with
Speaker 1: two pumps.
Speaker 2: Okay, and a Grande pumpkin cream cold brew with two pumps. Anally, Oh,
Speaker 2: not think or anythings? Not one thing, not one thing?
Speaker 2: Do you want to pump a cake? Pump? And that's
Speaker 2: gonna be it? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Where are we saying? Oh, this chiropractor that I didn't
Speaker 1: know that, well, we went we met somewhere and he
Speaker 1: used a language from it, like when you find out
Speaker 1: someone did the forum and they're like, got it. I
Speaker 1: mean you're listening. He said, we should you and I
Speaker 1: go talk to that triple set And I'm like, triple
Speaker 1: set because in skateboarding that's three sets of stairs like
Speaker 1: stairs gap, stairs gap, and I'm like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? We would talk? That just proves what I've
Speaker 1: been focusing on my whole life is skateboarding. And but
Speaker 1: it kind of.
Speaker 2: And did he mean three women?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was called a us A set, A three set.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, what it's the same amount
Speaker 1: of syllables as those three people, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like because I remember when all that
Speaker 2: was kicking up, and it was the highly toxic early
Speaker 2: two thousands, Right, you.
Speaker 1: Were miarning a lot of fedoras.
Speaker 2: I couldn't a fit. It was peacocking. But like, I
Speaker 2: feel like people are so lost and be fuddled. It's
Speaker 2: not just men, it's women too, about connecting to whoever
Speaker 2: they are interested in connecting with, and how scary and
Speaker 2: intimidating that can be, or how whatever feelings that they
Speaker 2: have kind of developed over the years of quote unquote
Speaker 2: thing is wrong with me or I don't know this
Speaker 2: or I do this wrong or whatever. Yeah, and they're
Speaker 2: so in their head about it, and it's such a
Speaker 2: big deal, right, because that's like who your partner is
Speaker 2: going to be, how your life is going to turn out,
Speaker 2: whatever that anybody that goes I've got it all figured
Speaker 2: out and here's the system and it'll work.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: There are people that are going to absolutely buy in
Speaker 2: because they're like, whether it's like I just want to
Speaker 2: have sex every weekend or I want to find the
Speaker 2: woman of my dreams, right, they're like, fine, I will
Speaker 2: play by these rules if it works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something makes me think those where that those two
Speaker 1: categories of people on that show were split up. Who's
Speaker 1: her just da set? Who wants to what's the word
Speaker 1: to get? Oh yeah, relationship? I think that now I
Speaker 1: would like to think most people have grown a little
Speaker 1: and know that what the answer is it is just therapy.
Speaker 1: And you know, there isn't all these other versions of
Speaker 1: you know, education that you learn. But that is when
Speaker 1: I did because I did that forum you did.
Speaker 2: I did the Landmark Forum.
Speaker 1: Yes, my sister was doing intros to it. We're all
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassed about it now, but I found it
Speaker 1: useful because I did do it with my dad and
Speaker 1: sister and my stepmom at the time, and so it
Speaker 1: made us actually just default to this being therapy because
Speaker 1: I think most people were in there alone and it
Speaker 1: was big, tough truck drivers that had terrible abuse, like
Speaker 1: everyone very if one thing. I just was like, why
Speaker 1: am I even these people are real? I can't believe
Speaker 1: what this person's been through or this person I feel okay,
Speaker 1: well myself. Now, that's the thing about group, not that
Speaker 1: it's a competition, but they were winning, but it was
Speaker 1: it was kind of cool to do it with my
Speaker 1: dad and it's like, oh, I have to have a grievance.
Speaker 1: I think that was the word. I guess I could
Speaker 1: do this, and then all of a sudden, I'm crying
Speaker 1: because I'm talking to my dad about something that was uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: Like you don't usually do that with your dad, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it was helpful. It wasn't until I had earned
Speaker 1: the next tier, and it was expensive, and I just
Speaker 1: moved to Austin to start doing comedy and I was
Speaker 1: getting nothing out of it because I wasn't there with
Speaker 1: my family. I was there by myself with a very
Speaker 1: strange people.
Speaker 2: But I think you're right in that before and up
Speaker 2: until very recently, therapy was for like mental patience or
Speaker 2: incredibly like rich New York City citizens, right, or like
Speaker 2: my mom was a psychiatric nurse. That's why, like therapy
Speaker 2: was very normal to me, and everybody else tould be
Speaker 2: like I would be like my therapist said, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, oh my god, I'm like, what is
Speaker 2: wrong with you? But that's only because my mom made
Speaker 2: it like it was like everyone should be in therapy. Now,
Speaker 2: That's what everyone kind of understands, is like you got
Speaker 2: to start at home and fix the inside before you
Speaker 2: go outside and try to do anything. Because ultimately, whether
Speaker 2: you're whether you're doing the pickup artist or any other
Speaker 2: kind of thing, that's like you're trying to fill the hole.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's a bad phrase for that, but I meant
Speaker 2: like trying to fill the void. The void, that's a
Speaker 2: better way to say it. You're just it's all you're
Speaker 2: going to keep coming back to problem after problem. If
Speaker 2: you don't have anything in yourself.
Speaker 1: Works, or if you don't have the tools to actually
Speaker 1: go to church, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just gonna Chris just starts pitching the forum. That's yeah,
Speaker 2: the void.
Speaker 1: All of our voids need filling. And I'm and I
Speaker 1: think everyone now is like, yeah, whatever it is, do it.
Speaker 1: And back then, I think you're right. If you heard
Speaker 1: about someone having a therapist or a shrink or what
Speaker 1: ever they used to call them, it meant, oh, you've
Speaker 1: had trauma, and I can't relate. Now when people bring
Speaker 1: up therapy, I'm embarrassed that I'm the only one that
Speaker 1: hasn't done it right because they haven't figured out how
Speaker 1: to get a good one. Because I keep hearing about
Speaker 1: people they're like, yeah, i'd been went to this person.
Speaker 1: It didn't work out, and you know it takes four
Speaker 1: or five therapists before they find the right one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: That's why it makes sense to do it online. I
Speaker 1: hope they're a sponsored today, like with better help.
Speaker 2: My The first lady I went to for therapy and
Speaker 2: it was like so much, so long after I should
Speaker 2: have started going. The first time I went was when
Speaker 2: I was eighteen, and it was when I moved back
Speaker 2: after I flunked out of college and got into three
Speaker 2: car accidents, and my mom was like, you're moving home,
Speaker 2: get your shit together.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: And so I went to one therapy appointment where I
Speaker 2: walked in and she was like, okay, so how are
Speaker 2: you feeling today? And I just started crying. And I
Speaker 2: just cried for the entire hour and then left. That
Speaker 2: was really embarrassing. So then I didn't go back until
Speaker 2: I was like thirty three, and I got a recommendation.
Speaker 2: And my friend's wife was a therapist, and so she's like, well,
Speaker 2: I can't be your therapist, but I can recommend people.
Speaker 2: What are you looking for? And I said, I want
Speaker 2: to talk to olympiad caucus, and so she gave me
Speaker 2: this recommendation, and it was this lady in town and
Speaker 2: she was an older lady.
Speaker 1: But she was an Olympia do Caucus impersonated she.
Speaker 2: No, I wish, but she was like older, she'd like,
Speaker 2: you know, she was shed silver hair. Yeah, but she
Speaker 2: did this thing where she was like, so, what's going
Speaker 2: on with you? And I was like, well, my mom
Speaker 2: has Alzheimer's and she immediately was like and how does
Speaker 2: that make you feel? And I was like, well, hold on,
Speaker 2: I'm but like a whole story about Like I was like, no,
Speaker 2: this is monologue time and then you're saying your lines
Speaker 2: too early, and it was so frustrated. I only went
Speaker 2: there once and then I was like, well, now I'm
Speaker 2: screwed because I don't want to go to her anymore
Speaker 2: and I don't know where to go. And you know
Speaker 2: what I did, and this is not this is nonspot.
Speaker 2: I looked in on the website for Psychology Today, which
Speaker 2: is a you know, like a psychology magazine. Sure, and
Speaker 2: in the hard copy of it, they have therapists listings
Speaker 2: in the back pages, almost like the want ads, you know,
Speaker 2: And so you can look on their website and that's
Speaker 2: how I find found my therapist who I've been at
Speaker 2: with her for like almost twenty years now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like any doctor. Like when I was
Speaker 1: looking for my hip guy, I was searching the internet
Speaker 1: for a I type in sculptor, artist, hip replacement person,
Speaker 1: and there there's a doctor and he's like working on
Speaker 1: this piece of marble. And I wanted like an artist
Speaker 1: person that worked on hips because that made me think
Speaker 1: they would approach it with a kind of you know,
Speaker 1: a passion or something like each one's. And he is
Speaker 1: that person. I think I got lucky. I also saw
Speaker 1: that it's dads were just like, oh, he's done all
Speaker 1: these professional athletes. But if you search online, I'm still
Speaker 1: searching for a new doctor that is under my insurance,
Speaker 1: and it's important to like find them on go on yelp.
Speaker 1: See what people say, I'm spending months to find the
Speaker 1: right person.
Speaker 2: It is important though. It is like it is you
Speaker 2: have to match up, which is not easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Same with therapy. Yeah you just do your racer.
Speaker 2: That was sincere conversation listeners and you know me, I
Speaker 2: come out of the gates and I'm like this, Am
Speaker 2: I funny?
Speaker 1: Am I funny? Here's a joke. Here's a joke. Good,
Speaker 1: I make Karen laugh and that. But there's I'm a
Speaker 1: real person and I can be boring as well. It's
Speaker 1: my point. They yeah.
Speaker 2: About it.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite, the insult, agree with the insult, and
Speaker 1: then realize I was an insult, and go, hey, that
Speaker 1: is a format. I could play that game all day.
Speaker 2: That is classic twenties Hollywood comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you remember their twenties, so you're.
Speaker 2: Trying oh hey, sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the twenties. You remember that era.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really did getting Flapper. You're the headliner at Flappers.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: In my dreams, I can tell that these are the
Speaker 2: last days I'm going to be able to wear my
Speaker 2: flip flops, which I wear every single day of summer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, starting in probably early spring because of how
Speaker 2: warm it always is in Los Angeles, and I just
Speaker 2: wear them constantly, don't give a shit. I won't change
Speaker 2: unless it's a very special occasion or something nice is happening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the last couple of days, I'm like, you gotta
Speaker 2: wrap this down first. This summer is wrapping down.
Speaker 1: So are you having uh like, trying to make closure
Speaker 1: with your flip flops? You wrest them down and have
Speaker 1: them lit and look at them at the night time.
Speaker 2: I put them on the neighbor's porch and look at
Speaker 2: them through the windows sadly, like they're not mine anymore.
Speaker 1: Every morning they walk over and hand them to you.
Speaker 1: It's an arrangement.
Speaker 2: Hey, stop doing this, they say.
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm the opposite. I meant looking forward to
Speaker 1: my outer layers. Those are some of my favorite clothes.
Speaker 2: I mean, it really is changing the time, the sweater
Speaker 2: weather is. We're mere hours away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. I'm looking forward to it. I'm also
Speaker 1: looking forward to this line being done so I can
Speaker 1: stop looking at that Super Nintendo billboard because.
Speaker 2: This line is We've got special circumstances in front of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason, I'm just gonna try and divert
Speaker 1: my eyes. That's what this is for.
Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, you don't have to be. You
Speaker 2: don't have to be advertised to. No, you don't want
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be. I don't have an Xbox.
Speaker 1: You're just shoving it in my face that I have
Speaker 1: a Nintendo with a broken duck hunt gun. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: for Universal Studios. Do you ever go there in the
Speaker 1: area Universal Studio?
Speaker 2: I go there sometimes, very rarely sometimes to go to
Speaker 2: the movies, right or like I went there. I think this,
Speaker 2: I can't remember. It was pre COVID or right after.
Speaker 2: Must have been pre it must have been because Lauren,
Speaker 2: my niece, Lauren wanted to go for Harry Potter World, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I think we talked about that because I
Speaker 1: did not ever experience any Harry Potter movies. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to lie or sound tough, but I've never watched
Speaker 1: a Potter film. Oh, nor read the books. But that's
Speaker 1: a given, you know me and books, Yeah, they're simply
Speaker 1: written to make me feel dumb.
Speaker 2: Well, these are your books, yes, and that's how it
Speaker 2: should work, right, And subtitles are always on two birds.
Speaker 1: And I very much enjoyed it, but I do. I
Speaker 1: did find out that everything, including roller coasters, make me sick.
Speaker 2: Now. Oh yeah, do you have an inner ear issue?
Speaker 1: I think it's cock clear. Yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. I can't be jostled. I'll toss and it
Speaker 1: used to be spinning like the teacups or so. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: but you want me to flip around, I'll get on
Speaker 1: the zipper.
Speaker 2: Hi. I don't know how much is on this card,
Speaker 2: so I will start with that. Four fifty is what
Speaker 2: I owe you. Okay, no, thanks four fifty.
Speaker 1: Yep, coming up, coming, right up. That's why I ordered
Speaker 1: a new wallet, like.
Speaker 2: They it's not the best system.
Speaker 1: No, there's a money clip. Pick a thing, Thank you
Speaker 1: money clip or wallet.
Speaker 2: For fifteen you get some change back. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love the jingle jangle of change.
Speaker 2: I can't be jostled. Is probably one of the greatest
Speaker 2: things you've ever said. Thank you.
Speaker 1: And teacup spinner like I can be on the gravitron. Sure,
Speaker 1: big circles, you bet right, tight circles. They always bothered me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they bothered me too, Thanks so much. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Holiday treat, holiday rule, yes, holliday. Oh shoot, sorry, Jim.
Speaker 1: Every time we go to clear it, there is I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but the first time you
Speaker 1: get a foamy coffee drink from this place saying our bogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's an electric shock that happened when I touch my
Speaker 1: lip to it.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Every time?
Speaker 2: Is it? The plastic cup, the new baby's cup.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting pinched or it feels like that, but
Speaker 1: it is a shock to my lips and it happens
Speaker 1: every time. Huh, yeah, I know it sounds like I'm
Speaker 1: making it up.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're lying. And also could it be
Speaker 2: the chi it's so spicy.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. And trust me, that's spice. It's got
Speaker 1: some kid, but it ain't the painful pinch of I
Speaker 1: would say nine volts.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like licking a battery. And then after I
Speaker 1: after that first sip, people out there are gonna know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I bet they will please write in listen, have you
Speaker 2: gotten shocked by a Saint Oarbucks cup? Let us know? Also, uh,
Speaker 2: it's the foam support unions.
Speaker 1: Yes, have you been shocked by the foam on your drink?
Speaker 1: Let us know, Betty White says, and then put in
Speaker 1: the sample there.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is what happens sometimes when I
Speaker 2: get a mocha and I don't know how they Also,
Speaker 2: if you listener, if anybody out there works saying our
Speaker 2: bucks and knows how these work. Sometimes I feel like
Speaker 2: there's no coffee in my mocha. I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: getting a hot chocolate because there doesn't seem to be
Speaker 2: any kind of underside. It feels like it's coco hot,
Speaker 2: cocoa vibes with no kick of coffee, right, right, But
Speaker 2: I wonder the way they make drinks. Do they pour
Speaker 2: the shots of espresso in after or first?
Speaker 1: Boy, I don't know, it's been a while since I
Speaker 1: look behind the curtain.
Speaker 2: If you don't want to talk, just say so.
Speaker 1: You don't have to rudely draw a curtain right at
Speaker 1: the register.
Speaker 2: Please please don't draw that curtain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and take off that ridiculous shower cap.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see what else is going on.
Speaker 1: I had a little buddy in my shower, just a
Speaker 1: spider that I was I'm I'm not trying to brag,
Speaker 1: but I don't unless they get on me. Then I'll
Speaker 1: switch the shit out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's scary.
Speaker 1: But a spider just this, This spider had their routine
Speaker 1: like would build a web and then during the day
Speaker 1: the web would be gone and they'd be like foraging
Speaker 1: around my tub.
Speaker 2: And wiping the wiping down services.
Speaker 1: And today, as long as I just do my normal thing,
Speaker 1: if the spider's in the tub and I turn on
Speaker 1: the water, hey that's on you, man. I just am
Speaker 1: not going to go out of my way to hurt
Speaker 1: the spider, okay, but it crawled behind the curtain and
Speaker 1: right then I saw the water splashing, and it's my
Speaker 1: routine to get in there and pull the curtain behind me,
Speaker 1: and that protected the spider. So I did notice, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess because I'm doing what I normally do, I
Speaker 1: accident accidentally saved you. And I've been doing this dumb
Speaker 1: little mental game. And then I noticed at the end
Speaker 1: of my shower he was all in the drain, all
Speaker 1: crinkled up. He died, and it's my fault, and I
Speaker 1: just I've been actually feeling bad about it. What is that, Well,
Speaker 1: don't say therapy.
Speaker 2: It's not therapy. It's your ner owns. You were connecting
Speaker 2: with that spider and you were considering and connecting. I
Speaker 2: was just doing what I do, and yeah, it's healthy.
Speaker 2: And then next to it, we're three little tiny baby
Speaker 2: spiders daddy no, and they were alone. There was no mother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to see that play out. So
Speaker 1: I squish them barefoot, crushed them all. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to break up a home. No, I am the home.
Speaker 1: I do feel.
Speaker 2: Well, that's weird. I had a very similar and this
Speaker 2: is a day long legs. Oh, they are kind of
Speaker 2: scary and large. But I was going to say I
Speaker 2: had this similar experience with a cricket, which our good luck.
Speaker 2: There was a cricket in my sink, so I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: I've got to get this out of the sink and outside.
Speaker 2: And then there begins the physical comedy of trying to
Speaker 2: catch a cricket. Yeah, and walk it outside, but while
Speaker 2: it's touching me, and I don't want it to be
Speaker 2: touching me, so of course I drop it. And then
Speaker 2: I drop it on the ground, and then Frank immediately
Speaker 2: smashes and eats half of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: And I was like, first, well, Frank, that was good luck,
Speaker 2: so thanks so much. And then secondly, well it's extra
Speaker 2: good luck if you eat it, Frank. I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's the belief system.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did Frank have a little leg that kept twitching
Speaker 1: in the corner of his smile.
Speaker 2: I mean, my dogs will eat kind of any animal
Speaker 2: or thing that comes along. They don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting. I don't if if there's one grasshopper
Speaker 1: on me, I'm cool with that. But when you go
Speaker 1: through a field and all of a sudden you're there's
Speaker 1: six or seven. I do panic, ye, and I know
Speaker 1: they can't hurt me.
Speaker 2: No, they don't do anything, but there are a little
Speaker 2: bit creepy.
Speaker 1: Well they got little knives on their calves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're really little.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if they kick hard enough, saw your finger off?
Speaker 2: Man, I don't think.
Speaker 1: Probably not start a fire.
Speaker 2: To sing a little song with their legs is what
Speaker 2: they're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all just let's just bring it out there.
Speaker 1: We're all thinking of Jimny cricket.
Speaker 2: We're all thinking of a little guy that wears a vest.
Speaker 1: Top hat was a song and dance cricket.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, talented grandma, you ran the red Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's it's because that grandma has a sporty car. I
Speaker 1: think it's got ski rack and all wheel drive, tinted windows.
Speaker 1: What are you doing, grandmaw? Wait a minute. It's funny
Speaker 1: because I just imagine it's I'm just in a in
Speaker 1: a stelgetty wig.
Speaker 2: Just that's how we have to get around town because
Speaker 2: people got so used to him seeing him and yelling
Speaker 2: at him like, oh I can't go anywhere now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's probably is how it's like. Anyway, Sorry
Speaker 1: about that, snooze fast of a spider story. But that's
Speaker 1: all I got.
Speaker 2: I think the listener likes to hear your day to
Speaker 2: day I think they like this. Essentially, this podcast is
Speaker 2: just a hang So I imagine that people hit play
Speaker 2: and they're like, these are my two dipshit friends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like I'm in the car with them and they're
Speaker 2: gonna just bullshit. I can take a nap or i
Speaker 2: can get my thing done and they'll be holding it
Speaker 2: down for me, socializing on my behalf.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care that we're the Yawnie of podcasts.
Speaker 1: There are certain bits you want to know. My most
Speaker 1: listen to podcast what brown noise.
Speaker 2: It's at the end of the year.
Speaker 1: When you get your Spotify review. Yeah, it's like white noise,
Speaker 1: but there's a little more. There's also like a wind
Speaker 1: in there, like farting. Yeah, no, that's pink noise the
Speaker 1: ceiling fan and I can't say it cleefs, but i'd
Speaker 1: i'd been I paying attention. At the end of the year,
Speaker 1: they give you your review and it's like congratulations. You
Speaker 1: listen to a lot of Rufus Wainwright or something, Okay,
Speaker 1: but this last time it was like you listen to
Speaker 1: a lot of brown noise, and it's like a ribbon,
Speaker 1: like they give you your little ceremony that plays like
Speaker 1: a video, and I listen to it because it does
Speaker 1: indeed help me sleep, and I give them those downloads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't it's very popular to be
Speaker 1: in the sleepy sleep aid business. People need to.
Speaker 2: God yamn relax these days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's hard to sleep when I'm on I know,
Speaker 1: so I'm glad I've turned it off today. People need
Speaker 1: their rest from me.
Speaker 2: They need their rest. They can't be taking the japes
Speaker 2: and the jokes one after the other.
Speaker 1: Forget about my job and the jibs.
Speaker 2: They hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of a lot of my pranks and bits.
Speaker 1: They're like elbow to your gut.
Speaker 2: But if you had to buy any of the cars
Speaker 2: we can see right now, which one would you buy?
Speaker 1: I play that game all the time for real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which one?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: That's the Grandma suber Oh you're okay. Yeah, it's all
Speaker 1: wheel drive. It's it's already got a rack on it.
Speaker 2: Yep. And uh and there's a gramma inside.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. You see the rack on
Speaker 1: that thing. Who No, you could get bikes. I could
Speaker 1: put snowboards up there.
Speaker 2: Golf clubs. What are your other things? A bowling ball
Speaker 2: and a case with a glove.
Speaker 1: Let me list the things that distract from actual avoiding life.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that sentence real good.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been you know I I won't need my
Speaker 1: billiard queue anymore.
Speaker 2: Right, you hung that up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? To dry?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 1: Yeah road dard what that sounds dirty? But no, you
Speaker 1: know what it is, miss four h over here. That's
Speaker 1: in the twenties.
Speaker 2: You don't have to explain it to me.
Speaker 1: It's it's all it means is it doesn't really dry it.
Speaker 1: But after you ride a horse, you're supposed to brush it.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to take the saddle off. Yeah, and the blanket.
Speaker 1: Well, there's people that just leave the saddle on.
Speaker 2: Well I would most horse people would not, because they're
Speaker 2: paying tens of thousands of dollars for those g D horses. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean majestic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they are beautiful species.
Speaker 2: They really. I saw it before. I like in between
Speaker 2: meetings on because we still do zoom meetings and everything
Speaker 2: from home as we wait for the offices to open
Speaker 2: and buy.
Speaker 1: It's exciting and I probably have a desk. Yes, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go there in color.
Speaker 2: Deal it. I'm gonna tell Danielle that you want.
Speaker 1: To ask, I just show up. I'm like, yep, that'll do,
Speaker 1: and grab my golf clubs and thanks.
Speaker 2: I clocked in. I want please put it on record.
Speaker 2: I was here for two hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all you did is these crayon drawings, Chris.
Speaker 2: We don't need these, and there's no refrigerator to hang
Speaker 2: them up on so you can take them with.
Speaker 1: You, even the ones I already put stars on.
Speaker 2: But to kill time in between meetings, which sometimes is
Speaker 2: like half an hour or whatever, I just watched TikTok.
Speaker 2: But I always forget that TikTok is as funny as
Speaker 2: it is moving and sad and heartwarming. So I fucking
Speaker 2: start crying all the time, and then I and then
Speaker 2: I have to jump on meeting and explain why I
Speaker 2: look like I've either been like getting high or having
Speaker 2: an emotional breakdown where which probably is a little bit
Speaker 2: of it, but I mean I was like, there's a
Speaker 2: little girl like your hair. It was just it's a
Speaker 2: real I can't remember why I was saying that though
Speaker 2: that was connected to something from before.
Speaker 1: You're avoiding the question which of these cars would you drive?
Speaker 2: Honda? OUDI yeah, I didn't give you much of these
Speaker 2: ones Classic Honda. I picked that silver two door Classic Honda.
Speaker 1: That's what I had.
Speaker 2: I know, because those things will not break down.
Speaker 1: I have never other than get the oil changed, done anything.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I whispered to it. I talked to it. I tell
Speaker 1: her I love it ever since I had Orville. I
Speaker 1: had that name was not one I gave your sister, No,
Speaker 1: the previous owner. When I bought this white Buick Skyhawk,
Speaker 1: She's like, will you please call the car Orville. I
Speaker 1: guess because it's white. She killed it okay, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, whatever, crazy lady. And I did call
Speaker 1: the car Orville, and when I was all done, I
Speaker 1: was like, thanks, Raville. Like I actually say it out loud.
Speaker 1: I feel like in a whey, I do want car
Speaker 1: staff feelings. And when I'm like, ah, this piece of
Speaker 1: shit or I don't wash it, I apologize. It's very strange,
Speaker 1: but I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2: Well, I did talk. You want to keep the vibes
Speaker 2: good so it doesn't like as you're driving through the desert,
Speaker 2: breakdown and.
Speaker 1: Write, leave you if there's no if there's no rhyme
Speaker 1: or reason to a car bursting into flames where you know.
Speaker 1: And I've ignored all the notices about apparent shards of
Speaker 1: metal that will fly on my airbag. I've been meaning
Speaker 1: to take it in. I have my own plan, Honda.
Speaker 1: I just tell my car I love it.
Speaker 2: Don't boss me. Yeah that was my impression of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't boss me. And man, that's strongly worded letters.
Speaker 1: How about giving me a phone numbers so I can
Speaker 1: take it. I'm not just going to the dealership. I
Speaker 1: don't think shards of metal are going to come out
Speaker 1: of my airbags?
Speaker 2: Do they want? Well? Why don't you? If they sent
Speaker 2: you a letter about it?
Speaker 1: Well, why do I stand again?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 1: I don't get a car for a while. I like
Speaker 1: living on the edge.
Speaker 2: It's not about Jane. You get a little white dog
Speaker 2: to come in that Subaru that's still in front of us.
Speaker 2: Do you see that doggie?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a perfect dog.
Speaker 2: That's a great dog. I mean kind of partial husky.
Speaker 2: It looks like a half husky half rando.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, but little Hi, it's like a little husky.
Speaker 2: He's a little guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh checking out the road.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The dog's looking down at the road like, oh man,
Speaker 1: we're going fast now.
Speaker 2: It's like, let's do this thing. Yeah, I'll say a
Speaker 2: spit dripping out of his mouth because he's loving the
Speaker 2: air so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should. I should probably get a pat and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get attached to all these tub spiders.
Speaker 2: If you had a dog, can you think of a
Speaker 2: name off the top of your head, you would like
Speaker 2: to Winchester.
Speaker 1: So I could have a sign that says this house
Speaker 1: is protected by Winchester. And they won't know. They'll think
Speaker 1: I have guns. So it's a cute little shitsuit.
Speaker 2: It's just a shiny iliato malteezer.
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing, is I think I do want.
Speaker 1: I've been connecting more with little dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're much easier to handle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they cuddle and they're not you know, they
Speaker 1: don't run in and knock.
Speaker 2: People over, right, and they just kind of stay where
Speaker 2: they are usually.
Speaker 1: I'm open, though I've gotten closes a couple of times,
Speaker 1: neighborhood cats, Instagram notices about Foster, you know, but I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to have pets in my place, So
Speaker 1: I do think that's not good. Yeah, that would be
Speaker 1: the day. Oh we came to UH for the first
Speaker 1: time in four years, change the batteries and all the
Speaker 1: smoke detectors, and then.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, you're guilty as charge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just a couple of dogs sharing a spaghetti noodle. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but they're in love.
Speaker 2: Chris, you adopted lady and the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Same. What did tramp mean back then?
Speaker 2: It was just he was a stray dog. So I
Speaker 2: think they were just like, you know, he's almost like
Speaker 2: a hobo.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's those are words you can't Oh, and
Speaker 1: have you seen speaking of mcguy for not being quantum
Speaker 1: leap where they he looks in the mirror and he
Speaker 1: is in the body of someone with Down's syndrome. No,
Speaker 1: and the and they they do they do the word
Speaker 1: he could let's say, it's I'm regarded. Yes, is the
Speaker 1: word he looks in the mirror. It's insane, And Scott
Speaker 1: Bacul goes, I'm regard ard and it's insane that that
Speaker 1: back then.
Speaker 2: Yes, well back then there were no rules that back
Speaker 2: then it was like whatever A TV writer thinks is appropriate?
Speaker 2: Is the rule?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And no one else gets to say, especially the people
Speaker 2: who are affected negatively by the R word or any
Speaker 2: other race related thing, right, or it is any other
Speaker 2: marginalized group.
Speaker 1: And man, anything around two thousand and five even it's like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, the language in here.
Speaker 2: But can I just ask the question, that's a thing
Speaker 2: that you found on regular TV?
Speaker 1: No, it was a sample that gets thrown around a lot. Oh, virally,
Speaker 1: because I bet you they would catch that episode of
Speaker 1: did they?
Speaker 2: I think must have scrubbed that episode.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's so many people have seen it
Speaker 1: that probably didn't know who Scott Bacula ever was, because
Speaker 1: they're under thirty. Yeah, no offense to the back man,
Speaker 1: if he's listen, but yeah, he's got to be horrified
Speaker 1: that that's like his screen time right now? Is that
Speaker 1: moment Yeah, where he's like yeah, whatever, what's the line?
Speaker 2: What was the rest of the episode? Were they being
Speaker 2: like caring insensitive or were they being It wasn't like
Speaker 2: a comedy show.
Speaker 1: It probably was redeeming and maybe part of the storyline
Speaker 1: was that episode was like, oh, I've never thought about
Speaker 1: this group of people. Yeah, he learned he learned a
Speaker 1: valuable lesson. But you take that clip out of context ooh, baculus, or.
Speaker 2: Even in context. Yeah, really, yeah, do you see this
Speaker 2: lady with two little dogs in a baby stroller?
Speaker 1: You have good eyes. There are two little dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one's tiny and looking through the legs of the other dog.
Speaker 1: I know, and they're both in the place of where
Speaker 1: there should be a baby. Thought that you should have
Speaker 1: a baby, lady, it's a dog stroller. It's a dog stroller.
Speaker 1: False alarm. You're doing what you s it in life.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what we could do right now, let's
Speaker 2: go through the car wash. It's like literally twenty feet long.
Speaker 1: I really want it. Okay, great, and we can describe
Speaker 1: it and there'll be sound effects if I roll the windows.
Speaker 1: No you, I'm forgetting about the water part.
Speaker 2: But can I borrow eight dollars because I don't have
Speaker 2: any cash.
Speaker 1: I do have tons of cash.
Speaker 2: I already saw. That's why you can't say.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I don't know. If I got eight lens,
Speaker 1: we'll see. Okay, Then my wallet shows up today. I
Speaker 1: guess I could just put my credit cards in it.
Speaker 1: Let's see here. My wallet has a chain and an
Speaker 1: eagle on it and nickel, little old nickels for buttons.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. How much did that cost you?
Speaker 1: I think fifteen dollars?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Genuine weather cowhide sorry cow.
Speaker 2: One three, four, five, six, four or five eleven.
Speaker 1: Here you go, you do it?
Speaker 2: Oh? What do I do?
Speaker 1: Go into the drop it in the clothes and shoes
Speaker 1: drop off center.
Speaker 2: You bet. Give it to the man behind the thing
Speaker 2: and sake, can we get our car wash?
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm making you do it all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go, bye bye, pausing for a moment. Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: Did a man say he was going to come out
Speaker 2: and help us?
Speaker 1: I really didn't understand what my guy was saying.
Speaker 2: I think he's he is.
Speaker 1: I it does have a code.
Speaker 2: Oh there is a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh this is very exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gonna be good.
Speaker 1: I hope I don't get sick.
Speaker 2: We'll make sure you're not justled. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is this is this the kind of car wash where
Speaker 1: they spin the car and the brushes stay stationary. Those
Speaker 1: are a nightmare.
Speaker 2: You get spun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Before they figured it out, they're like put the
Speaker 1: car in a lazy susan. Oh, this is gonna be great.
Speaker 1: You got the neoprene thwappers. Thank you, yay yay, Well
Speaker 1: windows up. I want to make the classic. I sighed
Speaker 1: a TikTok of some guy that built a is that human?
Speaker 2: It's my tire in the right spot tyre Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Like that chevron jacket.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's cool.
Speaker 1: I want it.
Speaker 2: Neutral there it is, okay, thank you, hands off the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy built the pedals in his apartment, built
Speaker 1: a human car wash with all the like with hoses
Speaker 1: and everything, and he just walks through it and it's
Speaker 1: the most fascinating. It's like a Rube Goldberg machine.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. I will find it. No, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: You watch these things and then you don't know who
Speaker 1: made it. Did you just see it? And then you
Speaker 1: don't know how to refer to it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where you have to hit some sort of
Speaker 2: liking saving but want to pay for the storage. Listen, listener,
Speaker 2: We're about to go through the shortest most powerful car wash.
Speaker 2: Auto drives through car wash in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looked they're yellow and black brushes that are
Speaker 1: all spiky. It looks like a porcupine that's into the
Speaker 1: bands striper.
Speaker 2: It looks like a bunglebeer theirs hair out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're slowly being we have there's no turning
Speaker 1: back now. Now even if you put it in gear.
Speaker 2: Can't do it.
Speaker 1: They're locked. Exciting.
Speaker 2: Oh, the soap is covering the windshields.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's gonna really do the job.
Speaker 2: It's so exciting.
Speaker 1: I'm a little scared. I can't see out the window.
Speaker 2: It's also you can look up here.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm too nervous to look up and look up
Speaker 1: Chris so much soap. We're so vulnerable right now. Oh,
Speaker 1: someone could rob us. They just have to be disguised
Speaker 1: as a big brush.
Speaker 2: They can't get in.
Speaker 1: No, the that's a good point. We're safer.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's safer here than you would be at the
Speaker 2: police station.
Speaker 1: You know what. I this is a comforting. This is
Speaker 1: like a heavy blanket.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, this is very therapeutic.
Speaker 1: It is nice. You hear that. By the way, that's
Speaker 1: brown noise, is it. Yeah, it's white noise with a
Speaker 1: little bit of interference.
Speaker 2: Okay, And it's also cleaning the shit out of my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a very asmr. Excuse me while I
Speaker 1: take a bite of this apple. Wait.
Speaker 2: Now we go through the rain cycle, the rints.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can see how much wax is in it.
Speaker 1: This is gonna make it sparkle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up? Rain? Rain and rinse, and then the
Speaker 2: wind look at Oh, it's every season in a day.
Speaker 1: Who says? Who says? It's just seventy five every day
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles? It's sprewo.
Speaker 2: And then you go by these guys that like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: they squee to you. Is that something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now we're going through the giant hand dryer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very exciting. Can I roll down the window? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to see that would blow a bunch of air
Speaker 1: into my mouth and do that thing like from the
Speaker 1: Keystone light commercial. Oh oh, your car is gonna look
Speaker 1: great but pretty pretty lame? Ride for ten bucks?
Speaker 2: I mean I put it in drive. That's better and
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: I wonder how many people just stay in neutral and
Speaker 1: slowly coast into traffic.
Speaker 2: They just roll on the riverside.
Speaker 1: I bet it happens.
Speaker 2: Uh, thanks for buying me a car wash. Sure treat
Speaker 2: I didn't. I don't have any cash, but I can later.
Speaker 2: Oh it's okay, And now I can see through the
Speaker 2: windshield that we're using this whole time.
Speaker 1: Oh, you haven't washed it since the floods and they
Speaker 1: all that mishap. Right, not to out you as as
Speaker 1: as a super gross person. I well, when I was
Speaker 1: in Pedaluma, i went to no before I left. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I've been up there a couple of times.
Speaker 2: I went and took it to the hand wash, which
Speaker 2: is like you drive into a little your own individual
Speaker 2: station and you do it all like you put all
Speaker 2: the quarters in the real fast try to get it done.
Speaker 2: I did that one time, but I had waited so
Speaker 2: long that there's like stuff stuck to the hood and stuff. Right.
Speaker 1: When I do those, I pay twice and I just
Speaker 1: do waste the first one on soapy brush. Oh so
Speaker 1: I really, I get two dose as a soapy brush
Speaker 1: and you just scrub the hell out of there. Sep
Speaker 1: it on that setting, the first wash and then the
Speaker 1: next one. That's when I rushed through the other and
Speaker 1: so what in between washes? You can really scrub the bugs. Hey,
Speaker 1: did you go to your rock and roll formal?
Speaker 2: I did? I did, and.
Speaker 1: Please describe it.
Speaker 2: Okay. It was at a dairy ranch in my hometown
Speaker 2: of Paloma, the Gambanini Ranch. So it's outside of town,
Speaker 2: like two miles or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just funny that it was at a
Speaker 1: dairy ranch.
Speaker 2: It well, this is the weirdness of my hometown because
Speaker 2: when I was growing up, everything was dairy ranches and
Speaker 2: now every you know, there's certain places that aren't anymore,
Speaker 2: but they're so brilliant because they still own the property
Speaker 2: and they're turning them into event spaces. So you can
Speaker 2: have your wedding at the Gambanini Ranch. And it basically
Speaker 2: they went and took their dairy barn, which is like
Speaker 2: a thirty foot ceiling and you know that used to
Speaker 2: have it was where they used to milk the cows.
Speaker 2: Now they poured a cement, shiny cement floor, They have
Speaker 2: beautiful lighting. It obviously has walls now and so basically
Speaker 2: it's this big, gorgeous events space on the same like
Speaker 2: a footprint where the milking barn used to be. I'm
Speaker 2: assuming it was the milking bar. And it's out these
Speaker 2: beautiful like rolling hills outside of Petaluma. So it's absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 2: And it was it was a fundraiser for Pedaluma Schools
Speaker 2: and so it's like they get they come there, they
Speaker 2: raise all this money and then they basically have a
Speaker 2: fund that distributes it to all of the schools and pedaluma. Oh,
Speaker 2: so everybody gets extra whatever they need.
Speaker 1: That's so cool.
Speaker 2: Isn't that great? And people there's a lot of giving
Speaker 2: and it's really lovely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a nice night where everyone that's
Speaker 1: there knowing it's for a good cause.
Speaker 2: And here's my favorite part of it, which I knew
Speaker 2: was going to be your next question.
Speaker 1: My favorite part was it still smelled like manure.
Speaker 2: It was everyone was holding their notes all through dinner. No,
Speaker 2: my favorite part was so when I was growing up,
Speaker 2: at the end of our street, there was a corner
Speaker 2: store and we went there. We walked there to get
Speaker 2: candy every single day.
Speaker 1: That was like, oh I remember this old timey Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was part of it was and there's like
Speaker 1: a candy jerk in there.
Speaker 2: Uh no, No, it was a regular store, almost like
Speaker 2: a bodega where it's like you're not going to drive
Speaker 2: all the way into town, you can go get it
Speaker 2: at a just says. So it was a bar. It
Speaker 2: was a gas station in the front where my mom
Speaker 2: would the guy would pump the gas for my mom
Speaker 2: while she rolled up the window and smoked. She'd never
Speaker 2: put her cigarette out because it was just that convenience.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: But then we get we would walk there just has
Speaker 2: something to do after school and buy candy, and it
Speaker 2: was just a huge part of our lives. Like we
Speaker 2: went there literally every single day. So we met a
Speaker 2: guy there whose name was jimy Agis the third and
Speaker 2: his grandparents are Jim and topsy Agists who owned the
Speaker 2: store with Frank and Chick Agis, who were the four people.
Speaker 2: They were like if this was a sitcom that I
Speaker 2: walked to every day. Wow, those were the main characters.
Speaker 2: They were the owners of the store. And it was
Speaker 2: also it was half a.
Speaker 1: Store and they were grown when you were a kid.
Speaker 2: Yes they were yeah, and it was half a store
Speaker 2: and half a bar. So behind the counter of the
Speaker 2: store he would ring up kids buying candy and then
Speaker 2: walk through a doorway and then bartend yes, oh wow
Speaker 2: on the other side. And so we were introduced to
Speaker 2: this kid. I mean, he's I don't know how old
Speaker 2: he is, but those are his grandparents, and so my
Speaker 2: sister and I were like, oh my god, your grandparents
Speaker 2: meant the world to us. We walked to that place
Speaker 2: every day I go, I dream about that store, like
Speaker 2: so many of my dreams are set in that store
Speaker 2: because it was like a foundational memory. Your grandparents were
Speaker 2: foundational people in my childhood, and it was He was delighted,
Speaker 2: and then he goes, well, then you're gonna want to
Speaker 2: see our family flicker page where because he's like the
Speaker 2: guy that keeps all the family photos. And so he
Speaker 2: had all these photos like from the seventies Pedluma, of
Speaker 2: all the of the store, of the bar.
Speaker 1: Did you find yourself in one?
Speaker 2: No? No, no no. But I got to see the
Speaker 2: store as it used to be, which was like a
Speaker 2: chance I would never have had.
Speaker 1: And they were just assigned to your table.
Speaker 2: They were. He was not at my table. He was
Speaker 2: he knows our friends. So he came up to say
Speaker 2: hi to her, and then she introduced us.
Speaker 1: Wow, and like you used to give me little brown
Speaker 1: bands the Swedish fish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't. He was like the grandchild.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.
Speaker 2: So we were basically telling him about how meaningful and
Speaker 2: important his grandparents were.
Speaker 1: Who long since passed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is very sweet.
Speaker 1: I love that it's a kid's like candy store and
Speaker 1: then a bar on the other side. Michae O'Connell and
Speaker 1: I tried to pitch a children so show idea where
Speaker 1: he would do songs, but I was going to be
Speaker 1: a bartender basically, but at a milk and candy place,
Speaker 1: So it was kids telling stories and talking about their feelings.
Speaker 1: And we didn't think about it much further than that.
Speaker 1: But I just loved the idea of like, what's been
Speaker 1: bothering you just slide a milk over to a little kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like cheers for kids and they're like, ah, my
Speaker 1: parents are getting a divorce. Well that doesn't mean they
Speaker 1: don't love you like those kind of it would. I
Speaker 1: thought if we had just had our shit together a
Speaker 1: little more in the pitch, I don't know, it still
Speaker 1: might be. I always thought, you like a son to
Speaker 1: do a kid's show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you needed like a Tim Burton type producer that
Speaker 2: got your vision.
Speaker 1: Right, because I wanted to teach drawing stuff like here's
Speaker 1: the imagine station and teach finally utilize my art teaching degree.
Speaker 2: It's still a great idea and you're both still alive
Speaker 2: and well, yes, yeah, I would.
Speaker 1: Love to have a kind of a show like that
Speaker 1: where it was we were making kids talk about stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would scare people ten years ago. Yeah, okay, let's
Speaker 1: I'll put pen to paper. The milk bar will be
Speaker 1: uh become a reality. But the kids don't get drunk.
Speaker 1: We ken't have to They had to say that during No,
Speaker 1: we aren't actually serving the alcohol. It will just look
Speaker 1: like a bar. But it's for kids. Cheers for kids. Well,
Speaker 1: we can't suggest they're getting drunk. Yeah. I kind of
Speaker 1: wish I wasn't saying the word bar, But.
Speaker 2: Well you've learned now you can like yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 2: I bet you though nowadays you could pitch that and
Speaker 2: somebody would understand what you were talking about exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these days, and no, sometimes with child actors behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, you do have to get yeah, you go.
Speaker 1: That's the only way to make a horse or a
Speaker 1: kid talk. Give them some boo. Uh. That was someone
Speaker 1: that wanted to make a mad Max car.
Speaker 2: That was a Mad Max car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a Mazda to eight Z that they they cut
Speaker 1: with a sheet metal cutter and added roll bars and
Speaker 1: metal and I do believe there's probably fake guns on
Speaker 1: the side.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. That was like, it almost scared me. That's
Speaker 2: why I whispered it. It's like, well, what's happened.
Speaker 1: Every town has that weirdo that wants to recreate the
Speaker 1: DeLorean from Back to the Future or the Ghostbusters station wagon,
Speaker 1: and it's uh, You're like, well, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: But then you always see that the driver has a
Speaker 1: screw loose. Yes, that's a person that like I like
Speaker 1: Mad Max and the idea of a dystopian.
Speaker 2: Future were I mean to shoot you for your gas.
Speaker 2: Please don't, please don't, sir. That's why I kept my
Speaker 2: voice real low as we drove by. This is an
Speaker 2: electric car. You can't. You want nothing from us, sir.
Speaker 1: You can shoot me for my gas though, and I
Speaker 1: ferta we take.
Speaker 2: Off brown noise. Oh man, that gave me.
Speaker 1: Oh that was like a dying man's last wish. That wheeze.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I need an inhaler. You've been listening to
Speaker 1: brown noise?
Speaker 2: Gee?
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Fa RT.
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 2: Produced by Analie Nelson.
Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,
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Speaker 2: Thank you both.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.