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Speaker 1: Hello, dinar sours. This is Chris Fairbanks. I have some

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Speaker 1: shows coming up this weekend Denver, Colorado. October twenty eighth,

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Speaker 1: I'll be at the Bug Theater with the beloved Grolicks.

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Speaker 1: And then October twenty ninth Sunday, I'll be in Fort

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Speaker 1: Collins at the Comedy Fort Do get tickets at Chris

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks dot com and thank you and you're welcome a lea.

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Speaker 2: Then I you wanna way back home? Either way, we

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Speaker 2: want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you

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Speaker 2: claim and give us time and they turning on engage.

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Speaker 2: We want to send you up in starmer. We want

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Speaker 2: to welcome you back home. Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 2: We scared? Or was it fine? Melbourn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to do

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Speaker 1: you need to ride? This is Christopher James Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Damn it And this is Karen Lynn Kilgara.

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Speaker 1: That's my mom. That's that's my mother's name. I did

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Speaker 1: you not know my middle name was your father's name No,

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Speaker 1: that's weird, isn't it weird?

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Speaker 2: But I wanted to guess your middle name.

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Speaker 1: I know, I thought it'd be more fun to just

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Speaker 1: blurt it out for you. You're the one. You're the

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Speaker 1: one that thought my mom was Terry Gar.

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Speaker 2: Well, I picture your mom as a petite blonde. That

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Speaker 2: that was like, oh, Chris skateboarding, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: So that was actually pretty good impression.

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Speaker 2: And she was petit And was it of your mom

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Speaker 2: or of Terry Gar?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, my mom was like Terry Gar and young

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Speaker 1: Frankenstein Gar. There's that wavering voice. My mother's voice would waver.

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Speaker 1: And then I looked down before we podcast, and I'm like, oh, wow,

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Speaker 1: that man illegal, he's crazy. I think he's upset.

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Speaker 2: I think he is la.

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Speaker 1: We should calm him down. Oh and now you have

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Speaker 1: to just stop there. You whipped in front of us,

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Speaker 1: and now you're stuck. He gave it a little pedal

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Speaker 1: of metal, didn't he? Symby He's got a tiny one,

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Speaker 1: and don't they baby dick down into Marshalls. I look

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Speaker 1: down and my hands look exactly like my mom's.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that weird?

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Speaker 1: They are my mom's, including those little wrinkles and that

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Speaker 1: my mom had that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I remember my dad used to comment on it and

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Speaker 2: It like he was saying, oh, you're getting wrinkly.

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Speaker 1: No, it was just like he's like, look at your

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Speaker 1: little he'd always pointed out. And then and then actually

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Speaker 1: recently my dad was like, oh, your mom had that,

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Speaker 1: And I almost cried because it was specific and I

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Speaker 1: remember it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it brought you back. Listener, Chris is pointing to

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Speaker 2: that line just below the inside of your where the

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Speaker 2: elbow bend is, but just below that you. Yes, I

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Speaker 2: think some people haven't and some people don't. Mine would

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's two inches south of the nape of my

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Speaker 1: elbow towards the wrist. Just two paces.

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Speaker 2: Two paces downward downtown.

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Speaker 1: And that's the pace of the Let your fingers do

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Speaker 1: the walking yellow pages. That's right, legs.

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Speaker 2: Wait, can I tell you a weird hand story similar

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Speaker 2: to the one you're saying right now. One time when

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Speaker 2: me and my roommates all did acid before a Christmas

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Speaker 2: party in the daytime we had done it, we were

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Speaker 2: all sitting around waiting for it to start.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what a fun game that is, right.

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Speaker 2: And we're sitting around the kitchen table waiting for it

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Speaker 2: to start, and there was probably six people sitting there.

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Speaker 2: But I was sitting next to my roommate, Malava, and

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Speaker 2: we both had our hands on the table and everyone's

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Speaker 2: talking excoose me.

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Speaker 1: I choked on my own saliva and I date that

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Speaker 1: it interrupted Malava and sorry, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Good, okay, and we looked down at the same time.

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Speaker 2: We both went, oh my god. And when I looked

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Speaker 2: looked at her hand, it was my hand. So you

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Speaker 2: crossed switched hands. Nope, we switched hands and we both

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Speaker 1: Wait, you switched hands.

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Speaker 2: I looked at my hand and it was Malva's hand,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god. And the exact

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Speaker 2: same thing happened to her at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Is this like when they they I've seen. I sat

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Speaker 1: through a long, boring video, but it was interesting in

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Speaker 1: the end. This guy had a fake rubber hand. His

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Speaker 1: touching his hand and the fake hand which the guy

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Speaker 1: It was in a sleeve on a shirt. He was

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Speaker 1: wearing his real hand he couldn't see, but the guy

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Speaker 2: That's so, he was watching someone touch his hand and

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Speaker 2: he could feel it on the hand that wasn't being.

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Speaker 1: Touched, right, he could on the fake hand. They were.

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Speaker 1: It ultimately got to the point where the guy was

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Speaker 1: just throaking his fake hand and he was feeling it.

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Speaker 2: On his real hand. Yes, Can I say what that is?

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Speaker 2: Because I actually know. It's a thing called mirror neurons

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Speaker 2: in our brains, and it's what creates empathy in human beings.

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Speaker 2: For other human beings, we have things called mirror neurons

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Speaker 2: where we watch something happen to, like someone else or

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Speaker 2: like in that case, it's like someone else's hand it's

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Speaker 2: happening to, but we feel it, and that's like, that's

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Speaker 2: how we survived through them moment.

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Speaker 1: If they do that test on a sociopath, will they

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Speaker 2: They will not feel it. I don't think. Well, I

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Speaker 2: shouldn't say, that's just a guess, but I would guess

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Speaker 2: they wouldn't feel it. Wow, because they don't care.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Right, that's impressive that we did an experiment without

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Speaker 1: even putting on lab coats, just a talking experiment. We

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Speaker 1: talked through. We didn't even have a hypothesis, and we've

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Speaker 2: That wasn't me putting an S on your word? That

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Speaker 2: was me sucking an air because I realized we're going

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Speaker 2: to the drive through to get to coffee, and I

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Speaker 2: that wasn't it was?

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Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, I didn't take it personally Earlier. I

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Speaker 1: as well have been in a restaurant with a chicken

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Speaker 1: wing doing the international sign for choking.

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Speaker 2: You truly were it for a moment, choking and scared.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was doing I had my hands crossed

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Speaker 1: like this and I was pointing, but you just weren't looking.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't look now because I don't. I don't give

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Speaker 2: into that sort of emotional black mail.

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Speaker 1: Right right, And you don't acknowledge international sign to you

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Speaker 1: like the regional paloma sign for choking is pointing and screaming.

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Speaker 2: Here's the signs. I do acknowledge, the four each hand

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Speaker 2: signals and the brownie salute. That's it. Three fingers up.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that. It's choking. It's it's it's terrible

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Speaker 2: It's not good.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, I think it's out of my system.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. No, I didn't do it, it seems like.

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Speaker 1: But we're doing fine. I thought we were going on

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Speaker 2: Oh did that scare you?

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Speaker 1: I just said this is I was going to mention

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Speaker 1: my opinion about it. That's why I've been in a

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Speaker 1: lot of accidents, you know, as far as I can tell.

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Speaker 2: If you wouldn't mind me my input right now, we're

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Speaker 2: on the wrong side of the road.

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Speaker 1: Uh. That's my favorite. When when when there's someone about

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Speaker 1: bad example, but no, it is a good example. I

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Speaker 1: never the all all you need to yell is look

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Speaker 1: oh no, which isn't helpful to anyone. Like an arrant

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Speaker 2: I think that because you're scared.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep. And I think that's why I'm saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's it's me fearing for my dwindling vocabulary. Yeah, I see,

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Speaker 1: oh oh, and then and then I can't even remember

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Speaker 1: what spaghettios are called. Oh oh, oh, can pasta so

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Speaker 2: Wait? Was is it, oh, spaghettios?

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Speaker 1: And uh, I've been watching Uh, my TV is on

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Speaker 1: And I've been watching the internal channels on my TV,

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Speaker 1: I watched some mcgiver this morning before golf. And it's

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Speaker 1: another body. I was confusing it for quantum leap. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: the end it's like Winkler Productions. Henry Winkler made my diver.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, we all wondered after Fondsley, he was like,

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Speaker 1: Witch well right.

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Speaker 2: He was also the executive producer of the renewed of

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Speaker 2: the New Hollywood Squares, which was in the early two thousands,

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Speaker 2: which was when I got to meet him backstage because

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Speaker 2: Ellen was the center Square. Oh wow, And he came

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Speaker 2: up and he was like the Karens and it was

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Speaker 2: fucking Henry Winkler walking toward us, saying he knew who

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Speaker 2: we were. It was because Karen and Karen right, Me

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Speaker 2: and Karen Anderson were writing for her, and it was

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Speaker 2: one of the warmest feelings I've ever had in my life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that from him, even through the TV.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's the greatest man.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think we uh elicited that on this podcast,

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Speaker 1: and no one knows. Once we're done recording the same vibe,

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Speaker 1: that's where do we do total one to eighty And

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Speaker 1: that's when my Brooklyn accent comes out and push people over. No,

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Speaker 1: he seems like twenty four to seven. He's a warm person.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, like a lot of people that have this

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Speaker 1: private career, it's tons of cartoon voices, like for so

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Speaker 1: many things we've all watched.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: IMDb get it's one of my favorite websites. How tall

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Speaker 2: You know what else? They have cast crew and producers,

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Speaker 1: I have a picture of him when I when I

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Speaker 1: He's still is responsible for building half the skate parks

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And he has a little skate team and they fly places.

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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, he's just the damn humanitarian he is.

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Speaker 2: So you've talked to him, and you talked and he's

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Speaker 2: could you could say he's an acquaintance slash friend of yours, Yes, certainly,

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Speaker 2: I've never about that.

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Speaker 1: He did a solo song and I played like a

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Speaker 1: So he's playing to the to like Fox News and

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Speaker 2: Sorry, my car wants me to stop.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or just wants this story to wrap up, bring

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Speaker 2: That's enough about Jeff Emmon.

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Speaker 1: No, no, keep it all coming our last Curb Dogs show.

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Speaker 1: He watched in the audience, and that real comfortable. A

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Speaker 2: That's all you can hope for. Yeah, Yeah, I bet

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Speaker 1: That guy's driving like, it's still the moon is aligned

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Speaker 2: I think these days people are looking for some sort

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't paint or play the drums. You

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Speaker 1: might as well just speed through intersections.

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Speaker 2: You might as well gun it and see what happens.

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Speaker 1: That guy's really just an artist expressing himself.

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Speaker 2: That guy, although he has killed multiple pedestrians, is an

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's in that world. Killing a pedestrian is

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what it all is in Los Angeles, people

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Speaker 1: It's infuriating, it's quite stupid.

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Speaker 2: We may have talked about this last time I recorded alone.

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Speaker 1: But everything today I've already said, oh, okay, that's.

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Speaker 2: Not true because I didn't know you were friends with

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Speaker 1: He's yeah, he is friends more than an acquaintance, more

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Speaker 1: than friends. Well, I'm afraid if he's listening, he'd be like,

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Speaker 1: oh man, he's like, gross, my dad's shirt it's hanging

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Speaker 2: Because HM shocked that you have me even you've never

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I I hate bragging and dropping names. Do

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Speaker 1: you not really? No, I should do more of it.

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Speaker 2: Actually, yes, get in there.

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Speaker 2: But I've watched it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's one of my friends. Anyway, I was telling

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I'm fine where I am.

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Speaker 2: I said, yeah, good, Yeah, that was you played that

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I like to back out of anything

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Speaker 1: stay away, Yeah, don't make eye contact, leave, ask first

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Speaker 2: Also, don't be afraid to be rude to Mike Judge

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I learned that from the Mystery The the Woman

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Speaker 2: You say, hey girl, are you free Saturday? And she goes, why,

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Speaker 2: yes I am, And then you go I knew you

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Speaker 2: would be because you're ugly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, don't know why I asked anyway, because I

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Speaker 2: No, I love your purple velvet coat.

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Speaker 1: I h he's a friend of mine and I yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we hang out. No, I'm kidding. But after I did

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Speaker 1: all I did is anyway.

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Speaker 2: Now you're just just naming famous people. You don't know them,

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Speaker 2: You're just saying names.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Phil Collins, we that crew, that whole crew, because

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Speaker 1: with the crew was that's what they made was Big

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00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: Brother type shows, one of them being I think Big

439
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 1: Brother and the next show they were starting to work

440
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: on as we were rapping, so everyone was real busy.

441
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: Was that dating show I can't remember, the pickup artist

442
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 1: or something?

443
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,240
Speaker 2: Oh, there was an actual show.

444
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: There was a show that picked up nerdy dudes that

445
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: are mad at women and like work with that. You

446
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 1: can use that.

447
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: And this was two thousand and two.

448
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: Actually it's horrifyingly more recent. I think it was eight

449
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: or two ten m. Yeah, it wasn't that long ago

450
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: that it was such a simpler time. But I got

451
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 1: on a plane and I knew that they're working on

452
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: And he got on the plane and I looked at

453
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: him because he had, yes, the steampunk goggles above his beanie,

454
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: I think sewn into it.

455
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 2: And when Snoopy's a pilot, yeah, exactly.

456
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: And a board came the red baron of ladies and

457
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,719
Speaker 1: I said, oh, you're working with so and so and

458
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: so and so on the and he said he was

459
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then he was talking to me, but

460
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: he was scanning the room. I could tell. He was

461
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 1: like like terminator looking at every woman on the plane,

462
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: and in a grossway like mid section then face, like

463
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 1: I could tell, like looking around like a lot of

464
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: people do at a party where they you know, they

465
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: look over your shoulder looking for someone better to talk

466
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: to him. He was doing that except death spritly, trying

467
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: to find ladies. Ladies. And people that worked on that

468
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: show said it worked disappointingly. He did, well, Yeah, I

469
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: can throw the line out with everyone he met.

470
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, though, I think that only proves that,

471
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: like people are just kind of much more open to

472
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 2: and willing to give people a try. How many dates

473
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 2: did he go on with those ladies? I bet you won.

474
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 2: But you know what I mean, if he's doing all

475
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 2: of his tricks and he's like, hey, I'm giving you

476
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: special attention but also fucking with your mind, but also this,

477
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: but also that the average girl might be like, Okay,

478
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 2: if you're gonna put in all this effort, let's give

479
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: it a whirl and then one dinner or one I

480
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 2: don't know, whatever the rules are. You take her to

481
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: a park and leave her there. I don't know.

482
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: This is one of the first rules they learned. Has

483
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: to be near a bench. This is very important.

484
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: Eventual has no ride. It's dark outside, really scary.

485
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is scary, I suppose. Yeah. There was also

486
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: people I know that read there's either a book he

487
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: made or a book about him that gives you the tips.

488
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: And I remember this guy that worked on my back.

489
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: He's a bag. Thank you. He was like, oh, we wait, pause,

490
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: we should go talk to that. Oh they're getting coffee.

491
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: I just wanted to explain this is part of the show.

492
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 2: It wasn't just me randomly being rude. The thing, Oh,

493
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: the gift card? Yeah, Hi, can I get a double

494
00:27:55,080 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 2: tall one pump mocha a hot please?

495
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: And also I'll get a pumpkin cream cold brew with

496
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: two pumps.

497
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 2: Okay, and a Grande pumpkin cream cold brew with two pumps. Anally, Oh,

498
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 2: not think or anythings? Not one thing, not one thing?

499
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 2: Do you want to pump a cake? Pump? And that's

500
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 2: gonna be it? Thank you?

501
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: Where are we saying? Oh, this chiropractor that I didn't

502
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: know that, well, we went we met somewhere and he

503
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: used a language from it, like when you find out

504
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: someone did the forum and they're like, got it. I

505
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: mean you're listening. He said, we should you and I

506
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: go talk to that triple set And I'm like, triple

507
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: set because in skateboarding that's three sets of stairs like

508
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: stairs gap, stairs gap, and I'm like, what are you

509
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: talking about? We would talk? That just proves what I've

510
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: been focusing on my whole life is skateboarding. And but

511
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: it kind of.

512
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 2: And did he mean three women?

513
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: Yes, it was called a us A set, A three set.

514
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, what it's the same amount

515
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: of syllables as those three people, right, I don't know.

516
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like because I remember when all that

517
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: was kicking up, and it was the highly toxic early

518
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: two thousands, Right, you.

519
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 1: Were miarning a lot of fedoras.

520
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 2: I couldn't a fit. It was peacocking. But like, I

521
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: feel like people are so lost and be fuddled. It's

522
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 2: not just men, it's women too, about connecting to whoever

523
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: they are interested in connecting with, and how scary and

524
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 2: intimidating that can be, or how whatever feelings that they

525
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: have kind of developed over the years of quote unquote

526
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: thing is wrong with me or I don't know this

527
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 2: or I do this wrong or whatever. Yeah, and they're

528
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: so in their head about it, and it's such a

529
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 2: big deal, right, because that's like who your partner is

530
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: going to be, how your life is going to turn out,

531
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 2: whatever that anybody that goes I've got it all figured

532
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: out and here's the system and it'll work.

533
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: Right.

534
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 2: There are people that are going to absolutely buy in

535
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: because they're like, whether it's like I just want to

536
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: have sex every weekend or I want to find the

537
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 2: woman of my dreams, right, they're like, fine, I will

538
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: play by these rules if it works.

539
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, something makes me think those where that those two

540
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: categories of people on that show were split up. Who's

541
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: her just da set? Who wants to what's the word

542
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: to get? Oh yeah, relationship? I think that now I

543
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: would like to think most people have grown a little

544
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: and know that what the answer is it is just therapy.

545
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: And you know, there isn't all these other versions of

546
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: you know, education that you learn. But that is when

547
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: I did because I did that forum you did.

548
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 2: I did the Landmark Forum.

549
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: Yes, my sister was doing intros to it. We're all

550
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,719
Speaker 1: kind of embarrassed about it now, but I found it

551
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: useful because I did do it with my dad and

552
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: sister and my stepmom at the time, and so it

553
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: made us actually just default to this being therapy because

554
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: I think most people were in there alone and it

555
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: was big, tough truck drivers that had terrible abuse, like

556
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: everyone very if one thing. I just was like, why

557
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: am I even these people are real? I can't believe

558
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: what this person's been through or this person I feel okay,

559
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: well myself. Now, that's the thing about group, not that

560
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: it's a competition, but they were winning, but it was

561
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: it was kind of cool to do it with my

562
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: dad and it's like, oh, I have to have a grievance.

563
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: I think that was the word. I guess I could

564
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: do this, and then all of a sudden, I'm crying

565
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: because I'm talking to my dad about something that was uncomfortable,

566
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: Like you don't usually do that with your dad, right, Yeah,

567
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: So it was helpful. It wasn't until I had earned

568
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: the next tier, and it was expensive, and I just

569
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: moved to Austin to start doing comedy and I was

570
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: getting nothing out of it because I wasn't there with

571
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: my family. I was there by myself with a very

572
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: strange people.

573
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 2: But I think you're right in that before and up

574
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 2: until very recently, therapy was for like mental patience or

575
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: incredibly like rich New York City citizens, right, or like

576
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 2: my mom was a psychiatric nurse. That's why, like therapy

577
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: was very normal to me, and everybody else tould be

578
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 2: like I would be like my therapist said, blah blah blah.

579
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 2: They'd be like, oh my god, I'm like, what is

580
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 2: wrong with you? But that's only because my mom made

581
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 2: it like it was like everyone should be in therapy. Now,

582
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 2: That's what everyone kind of understands, is like you got

583
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: to start at home and fix the inside before you

584
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 2: go outside and try to do anything. Because ultimately, whether

585
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 2: you're whether you're doing the pickup artist or any other

586
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: kind of thing, that's like you're trying to fill the hole.

587
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

588
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's a bad phrase for that, but I meant

589
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: like trying to fill the void. The void, that's a

590
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: better way to say it. You're just it's all you're

591
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: going to keep coming back to problem after problem. If

592
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 2: you don't have anything in yourself.

593
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: Works, or if you don't have the tools to actually

594
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: go to church, I'm.

595
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: Just gonna Chris just starts pitching the forum. That's yeah,

596
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 2: the void.

597
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: All of our voids need filling. And I'm and I

598
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: think everyone now is like, yeah, whatever it is, do it.

599
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: And back then, I think you're right. If you heard

600
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: about someone having a therapist or a shrink or what

601
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: ever they used to call them, it meant, oh, you've

602
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: had trauma, and I can't relate. Now when people bring

603
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: up therapy, I'm embarrassed that I'm the only one that

604
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: hasn't done it right because they haven't figured out how

605
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: to get a good one. Because I keep hearing about

606
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: people they're like, yeah, i'd been went to this person.

607
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: It didn't work out, and you know it takes four

608
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: or five therapists before they find the right one.

609
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does.

610
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: That's why it makes sense to do it online. I

611
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: hope they're a sponsored today, like with better help.

612
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 2: My The first lady I went to for therapy and

613
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 2: it was like so much, so long after I should

614
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 2: have started going. The first time I went was when

615
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 2: I was eighteen, and it was when I moved back

616
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 2: after I flunked out of college and got into three

617
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 2: car accidents, and my mom was like, you're moving home,

618
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 2: get your shit together.

619
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

620
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: And so I went to one therapy appointment where I

621
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 2: walked in and she was like, okay, so how are

622
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 2: you feeling today? And I just started crying. And I

623
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 2: just cried for the entire hour and then left. That

624
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: was really embarrassing. So then I didn't go back until

625
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 2: I was like thirty three, and I got a recommendation.

626
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 2: And my friend's wife was a therapist, and so she's like, well,

627
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 2: I can't be your therapist, but I can recommend people.

628
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: What are you looking for? And I said, I want

629
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 2: to talk to olympiad caucus, and so she gave me

630
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 2: this recommendation, and it was this lady in town and

631
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 2: she was an older lady.

632
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: But she was an Olympia do Caucus impersonated she.

633
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 2: No, I wish, but she was like older, she'd like,

634
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: you know, she was shed silver hair. Yeah, but she

635
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: did this thing where she was like, so, what's going

636
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: on with you? And I was like, well, my mom

637
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 2: has Alzheimer's and she immediately was like and how does

638
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: that make you feel? And I was like, well, hold on,

639
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 2: I'm but like a whole story about Like I was like, no,

640
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 2: this is monologue time and then you're saying your lines

641
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: too early, and it was so frustrated. I only went

642
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 2: there once and then I was like, well, now I'm

643
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 2: screwed because I don't want to go to her anymore

644
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: and I don't know where to go. And you know

645
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: what I did, and this is not this is nonspot.

646
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 2: I looked in on the website for Psychology Today, which

647
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 2: is a you know, like a psychology magazine. Sure, and

648
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 2: in the hard copy of it, they have therapists listings

649
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 2: in the back pages, almost like the want ads, you know,

650
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: And so you can look on their website and that's

651
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 2: how I find found my therapist who I've been at

652
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: with her for like almost twenty years now.

653
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like any doctor. Like when I was

654
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: looking for my hip guy, I was searching the internet

655
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: for a I type in sculptor, artist, hip replacement person,

656
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: and there there's a doctor and he's like working on

657
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: this piece of marble. And I wanted like an artist

658
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 1: person that worked on hips because that made me think

659
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: they would approach it with a kind of you know,

660
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: a passion or something like each one's. And he is

661
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: that person. I think I got lucky. I also saw

662
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: that it's dads were just like, oh, he's done all

663
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: these professional athletes. But if you search online, I'm still

664
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: searching for a new doctor that is under my insurance,

665
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: and it's important to like find them on go on yelp.

666
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: See what people say, I'm spending months to find the

667
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: right person.

668
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: It is important though. It is like it is you

669
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 2: have to match up, which is not easy.

670
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Same with therapy. Yeah you just do your racer.

671
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 2: That was sincere conversation listeners and you know me, I

672
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 2: come out of the gates and I'm like this, Am

673
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: I funny?

674
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 1: Am I funny? Here's a joke. Here's a joke. Good,

675
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: I make Karen laugh and that. But there's I'm a

676
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: real person and I can be boring as well. It's

677
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: my point. They yeah.

678
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 2: About it.

679
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: That's my favorite, the insult, agree with the insult, and

680
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: then realize I was an insult, and go, hey, that

681
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: is a format. I could play that game all day.

682
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 2: That is classic twenties Hollywood comedy.

683
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you remember their twenties, so you're.

684
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 2: Trying oh hey, sorry.

685
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, the twenties. You remember that era.

686
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really did getting Flapper. You're the headliner at Flappers.

687
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: Oh.

688
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 2: In my dreams, I can tell that these are the

689
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: last days I'm going to be able to wear my

690
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: flip flops, which I wear every single day of summer.

691
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, starting in probably early spring because of how

692
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 2: warm it always is in Los Angeles, and I just

693
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 2: wear them constantly, don't give a shit. I won't change

694
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 2: unless it's a very special occasion or something nice is happening. Yeah,

695
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: and the last couple of days, I'm like, you gotta

696
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 2: wrap this down first. This summer is wrapping down.

697
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: So are you having uh like, trying to make closure

698
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: with your flip flops? You wrest them down and have

699
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: them lit and look at them at the night time.

700
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 2: I put them on the neighbor's porch and look at

701
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: them through the windows sadly, like they're not mine anymore.

702
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: Every morning they walk over and hand them to you.

703
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: It's an arrangement.

704
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: Hey, stop doing this, they say.

705
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm the opposite. I meant looking forward to

706
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: my outer layers. Those are some of my favorite clothes.

707
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 2: I mean, it really is changing the time, the sweater

708
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 2: weather is. We're mere hours away.

709
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. I'm looking forward to it. I'm also

710
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: looking forward to this line being done so I can

711
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: stop looking at that Super Nintendo billboard because.

712
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 2: This line is We've got special circumstances in front of us.

713
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason, I'm just gonna try and divert

714
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,879
Speaker 1: my eyes. That's what this is for.

715
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, you don't have to be. You

716
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 2: don't have to be advertised to. No, you don't want

717
00:39:59,040 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: to be.

718
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be. I don't have an Xbox.

719
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: You're just shoving it in my face that I have

720
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: a Nintendo with a broken duck hunt gun. Oh, that's

721
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: for Universal Studios. Do you ever go there in the

722
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: area Universal Studio?

723
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: I go there sometimes, very rarely sometimes to go to

724
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: the movies, right or like I went there. I think this,

725
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: I can't remember. It was pre COVID or right after.

726
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: Must have been pre it must have been because Lauren,

727
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,240
Speaker 2: my niece, Lauren wanted to go for Harry Potter World, right.

728
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I think we talked about that because I

729
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: did not ever experience any Harry Potter movies. I'm not

730
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: trying to lie or sound tough, but I've never watched

731
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: a Potter film. Oh, nor read the books. But that's

732
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: a given, you know me and books, Yeah, they're simply

733
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: written to make me feel dumb.

734
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 2: Well, these are your books, yes, and that's how it

735
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 2: should work, right, And subtitles are always on two birds.

736
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: And I very much enjoyed it, but I do. I

737
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: did find out that everything, including roller coasters, make me sick.

738
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: Now. Oh yeah, do you have an inner ear issue?

739
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: I think it's cock clear. Yeah, I don't know what

740
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: it is. I can't be jostled. I'll toss and it

741
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: used to be spinning like the teacups or so. Yeah, yep,

742
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: but you want me to flip around, I'll get on

743
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: the zipper.

744
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 2: Hi. I don't know how much is on this card,

745
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: so I will start with that. Four fifty is what

746
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 2: I owe you. Okay, no, thanks four fifty.

747
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: Yep, coming up, coming, right up. That's why I ordered

748
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 1: a new wallet, like.

749
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 2: They it's not the best system.

750
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: No, there's a money clip. Pick a thing, Thank you

751
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: money clip or wallet.

752
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: For fifteen you get some change back. Yeah.

753
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: I love the jingle jangle of change.

754
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 2: I can't be jostled. Is probably one of the greatest

755
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: things you've ever said. Thank you.

756
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: And teacup spinner like I can be on the gravitron. Sure,

757
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: big circles, you bet right, tight circles. They always bothered me.

758
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, they bothered me too, Thanks so much. Thank you.

759
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 2: Holiday treat, holiday rule, yes, holliday. Oh shoot, sorry, Jim.

760
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 1: Every time we go to clear it, there is I

761
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but the first time you

762
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: get a foamy coffee drink from this place saying our bogs. Yeah,

763
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: there's an electric shock that happened when I touch my

764
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: lip to it.

765
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, that's weird.

766
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: Every time?

767
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 2: Is it? The plastic cup, the new baby's cup.

768
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: I'm not getting pinched or it feels like that, but

769
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: it is a shock to my lips and it happens

770
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: every time. Huh, yeah, I know it sounds like I'm

771
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: making it up.

772
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're lying. And also could it be

773
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: the chi it's so spicy.

774
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 1: No, it's not. And trust me, that's spice. It's got

775
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: some kid, but it ain't the painful pinch of I

776
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 1: would say nine volts.

777
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: Wow.

778
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like licking a battery. And then after I

779
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: after that first sip, people out there are gonna know

780
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.

781
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 2: I bet they will please write in listen, have you

782
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 2: gotten shocked by a Saint Oarbucks cup? Let us know? Also, uh,

783
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 2: it's the foam support unions.

784
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 1: Yes, have you been shocked by the foam on your drink?

785
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: Let us know, Betty White says, and then put in

786
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:09,959
Speaker 1: the sample there.

787
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 2: I feel like this is what happens sometimes when I

788
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 2: get a mocha and I don't know how they Also,

789
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 2: if you listener, if anybody out there works saying our

790
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 2: bucks and knows how these work. Sometimes I feel like

791
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 2: there's no coffee in my mocha. I feel like I'm

792
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: getting a hot chocolate because there doesn't seem to be

793
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 2: any kind of underside. It feels like it's coco hot,

794
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: cocoa vibes with no kick of coffee, right, right, But

795
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: I wonder the way they make drinks. Do they pour

796
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,240
Speaker 2: the shots of espresso in after or first?

797
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: Boy, I don't know, it's been a while since I

798
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,760
Speaker 1: look behind the curtain.

799
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 2: If you don't want to talk, just say so.

800
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: You don't have to rudely draw a curtain right at

801
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: the register.

802
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 2: Please please don't draw that curtain.

803
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and take off that ridiculous shower cap.

804
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see what else is going on.

805
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: I had a little buddy in my shower, just a

806
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: spider that I was I'm I'm not trying to brag,

807
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,919
Speaker 1: but I don't unless they get on me. Then I'll

808
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: switch the shit out of it.

809
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's scary.

810
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: But a spider just this, This spider had their routine

811
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: like would build a web and then during the day

812
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: the web would be gone and they'd be like foraging

813
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 1: around my tub.

814
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: And wiping the wiping down services.

815
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: And today, as long as I just do my normal thing,

816
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: if the spider's in the tub and I turn on

817
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: the water, hey that's on you, man. I just am

818
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: not going to go out of my way to hurt

819
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: the spider, okay, but it crawled behind the curtain and

820
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: right then I saw the water splashing, and it's my

821
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: routine to get in there and pull the curtain behind me,

822
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 1: and that protected the spider. So I did notice, like, Okay,

823
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: I guess because I'm doing what I normally do, I

824
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: accident accidentally saved you. And I've been doing this dumb

825
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: little mental game. And then I noticed at the end

826
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: of my shower he was all in the drain, all

827
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: crinkled up. He died, and it's my fault, and I

828
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: just I've been actually feeling bad about it. What is that, Well,

829
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: don't say therapy.

830
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: It's not therapy. It's your ner owns. You were connecting

831
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 2: with that spider and you were considering and connecting. I

832
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: was just doing what I do, and yeah, it's healthy.

833
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: And then next to it, we're three little tiny baby

834
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 2: spiders daddy no, and they were alone. There was no mother.

835
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to see that play out. So

836
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: I squish them barefoot, crushed them all. I'm not going

837
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: to break up a home. No, I am the home.

838
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 1: I do feel.

839
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 2: Well, that's weird. I had a very similar and this

840
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 2: is a day long legs. Oh, they are kind of

841
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 2: scary and large. But I was going to say I

842
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 2: had this similar experience with a cricket, which our good luck.

843
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: There was a cricket in my sink, so I was like, okay,

844
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 2: I've got to get this out of the sink and outside.

845
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 2: And then there begins the physical comedy of trying to

846
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 2: catch a cricket. Yeah, and walk it outside, but while

847
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 2: it's touching me, and I don't want it to be

848
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 2: touching me, so of course I drop it. And then

849
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 2: I drop it on the ground, and then Frank immediately

850
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 2: smashes and eats half of it.

851
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.

852
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,399
Speaker 2: And I was like, first, well, Frank, that was good luck,

853
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 2: so thanks so much. And then secondly, well it's extra

854
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 2: good luck if you eat it, Frank. I don't know

855
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 2: if that's the belief system.

856
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, did Frank have a little leg that kept twitching

857
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: in the corner of his smile.

858
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 2: I mean, my dogs will eat kind of any animal

859
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 2: or thing that comes along. They don't care.

860
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting. I don't if if there's one grasshopper

861
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: on me, I'm cool with that. But when you go

862
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: through a field and all of a sudden you're there's

863
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: six or seven. I do panic, ye, and I know

864
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: they can't hurt me.

865
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 2: No, they don't do anything, but there are a little

866
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 2: bit creepy.

867
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: Well they got little knives on their calves.

868
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're really little.

869
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if they kick hard enough, saw your finger off?

870
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 2: Man, I don't think.

871
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: Probably not start a fire.

872
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: To sing a little song with their legs is what

873
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 2: they're gonna do.

874
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're all just let's just bring it out there.

875
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: We're all thinking of Jimny cricket.

876
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: We're all thinking of a little guy that wears a vest.

877
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: Top hat was a song and dance cricket.

878
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, talented grandma, you ran the red Yeah.

879
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: It's it's because that grandma has a sporty car. I

880
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: think it's got ski rack and all wheel drive, tinted windows.

881
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: What are you doing, grandmaw? Wait a minute. It's funny

882
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: because I just imagine it's I'm just in a in

883
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: a stelgetty wig.

884
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: Just that's how we have to get around town because

885
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 2: people got so used to him seeing him and yelling

886
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 2: at him like, oh I can't go anywhere now.

887
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's probably is how it's like. Anyway, Sorry

888
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: about that, snooze fast of a spider story. But that's

889
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 1: all I got.

890
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 2: I think the listener likes to hear your day to

891
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 2: day I think they like this. Essentially, this podcast is

892
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 2: just a hang So I imagine that people hit play

893
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 2: and they're like, these are my two dipshit friends. Yeah,

894
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 2: it's like I'm in the car with them and they're

895
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 2: gonna just bullshit. I can take a nap or i

896
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 2: can get my thing done and they'll be holding it

897
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 2: down for me, socializing on my behalf.

898
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care that we're the Yawnie of podcasts.

899
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: There are certain bits you want to know. My most

900
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: listen to podcast what brown noise.

901
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 2: It's at the end of the year.

902
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: When you get your Spotify review. Yeah, it's like white noise,

903
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: but there's a little more. There's also like a wind

904
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: in there, like farting. Yeah, no, that's pink noise the

905
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: ceiling fan and I can't say it cleefs, but i'd

906
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: i'd been I paying attention. At the end of the year,

907
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: they give you your review and it's like congratulations. You

908
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: listen to a lot of Rufus Wainwright or something, Okay,

909
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: but this last time it was like you listen to

910
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: a lot of brown noise, and it's like a ribbon,

911
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: like they give you your little ceremony that plays like

912
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 1: a video, and I listen to it because it does

913
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: indeed help me sleep, and I give them those downloads.

914
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good.

915
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I don't it's very popular to be

916
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: in the sleepy sleep aid business. People need to.

917
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 2: God yamn relax these days.

918
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's hard to sleep when I'm on I know,

919
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: so I'm glad I've turned it off today. People need

920
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: their rest from me.

921
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 2: They need their rest. They can't be taking the japes

922
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 2: and the jokes one after the other.

923
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 1: Forget about my job and the jibs.

924
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 2: They hurt.

925
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of a lot of my pranks and bits.

926
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: They're like elbow to your gut.

927
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 2: But if you had to buy any of the cars

928
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 2: we can see right now, which one would you buy?

929
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,919
Speaker 1: I play that game all the time for real. Yeah,

930
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: which one?

931
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 2: Which one?

932
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: That's the Grandma suber Oh you're okay. Yeah, it's all

933
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: wheel drive. It's it's already got a rack on it.

934
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 2: Yep. And uh and there's a gramma inside.

935
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. You see the rack on

936
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:33,359
Speaker 1: that thing. Who No, you could get bikes. I could

937
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: put snowboards up there.

938
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 2: Golf clubs. What are your other things? A bowling ball

939
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 2: and a case with a glove.

940
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: Let me list the things that distract from actual avoiding life.

941
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: I didn't do that sentence real good.

942
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: Uh.

943
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been you know I I won't need my

944
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,760
Speaker 1: billiard queue anymore.

945
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: Right, you hung that up?

946
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? To dry?

947
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 2: Damn?

948
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah road dard what that sounds dirty? But no, you

949
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: know what it is, miss four h over here. That's

950
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: in the twenties.

951
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 2: You don't have to explain it to me.

952
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: It's it's all it means is it doesn't really dry it.

953
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: But after you ride a horse, you're supposed to brush it.

954
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 2: You're supposed to take the saddle off. Yeah, and the blanket.

955
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: Well, there's people that just leave the saddle on.

956
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 2: Well I would most horse people would not, because they're

957
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,919
Speaker 2: paying tens of thousands of dollars for those g D horses. Yeah,

958
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 2: I mean majestic.

959
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they are beautiful species.

960
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 2: They really. I saw it before. I like in between

961
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: meetings on because we still do zoom meetings and everything

962
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 2: from home as we wait for the offices to open

963
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 2: and buy.

964
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: It's exciting and I probably have a desk. Yes, absolutely, yeah,

965
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go there in color.

966
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 2: Deal it. I'm gonna tell Danielle that you want.

967
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: To ask, I just show up. I'm like, yep, that'll do,

968
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: and grab my golf clubs and thanks.

969
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 2: I clocked in. I want please put it on record.

970
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: I was here for two hours.

971
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, all you did is these crayon drawings, Chris.

972
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 2: We don't need these, and there's no refrigerator to hang

973
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 2: them up on so you can take them with.

974
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: You, even the ones I already put stars on.

975
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 2: But to kill time in between meetings, which sometimes is

976
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 2: like half an hour or whatever, I just watched TikTok.

977
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 2: But I always forget that TikTok is as funny as

978
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 2: it is moving and sad and heartwarming. So I fucking

979
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 2: start crying all the time, and then I and then

980
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 2: I have to jump on meeting and explain why I

981
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:54,959
Speaker 2: look like I've either been like getting high or having

982
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 2: an emotional breakdown where which probably is a little bit

983
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 2: of it, but I mean I was like, there's a

984
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: little girl like your hair. It was just it's a

985
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 2: real I can't remember why I was saying that though

986
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,720
Speaker 2: that was connected to something from before.

987
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: You're avoiding the question which of these cars would you drive?

988
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 2: Honda? OUDI yeah, I didn't give you much of these

989
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 2: ones Classic Honda. I picked that silver two door Classic Honda.

990
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 1: That's what I had.

991
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:31,359
Speaker 2: I know, because those things will not break down.

992
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: I have never other than get the oil changed, done anything.

993
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:37,919
Speaker 2: Yep.

994
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: I whispered to it. I talked to it. I tell

995
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: her I love it ever since I had Orville. I

996
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: had that name was not one I gave your sister, No,

997
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: the previous owner. When I bought this white Buick Skyhawk,

998
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: She's like, will you please call the car Orville. I

999
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: guess because it's white. She killed it okay, and I

1000
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, whatever, crazy lady. And I did call

1001
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: the car Orville, and when I was all done, I

1002
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: was like, thanks, Raville. Like I actually say it out loud.

1003
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: I feel like in a whey, I do want car

1004
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: staff feelings. And when I'm like, ah, this piece of

1005
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: shit or I don't wash it, I apologize. It's very strange,

1006
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 1: but I'm not even kidding.

1007
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 2: Well, I did talk. You want to keep the vibes

1008
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 2: good so it doesn't like as you're driving through the desert,

1009
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 2: breakdown and.

1010
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: Write, leave you if there's no if there's no rhyme

1011
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: or reason to a car bursting into flames where you know.

1012
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: And I've ignored all the notices about apparent shards of

1013
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: metal that will fly on my airbag. I've been meaning

1014
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 1: to take it in. I have my own plan, Honda.

1015
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,800
Speaker 1: I just tell my car I love it.

1016
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: Don't boss me. Yeah that was my impression of you.

1017
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't boss me. And man, that's strongly worded letters.

1018
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: How about giving me a phone numbers so I can

1019
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: take it. I'm not just going to the dealership. I

1020
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 1: don't think shards of metal are going to come out

1021
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: of my airbags?

1022
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 2: Do they want? Well? Why don't you? If they sent

1023
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 2: you a letter about it?

1024
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: Well, why do I stand again?

1025
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 2: Not?

1026
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't get a car for a while. I like

1027
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: living on the edge.

1028
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: It's not about Jane. You get a little white dog

1029
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 2: to come in that Subaru that's still in front of us.

1030
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 2: Do you see that doggie?

1031
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a perfect dog.

1032
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 2: That's a great dog. I mean kind of partial husky.

1033
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 2: It looks like a half husky half rando.

1034
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hi, but little Hi, it's like a little husky.

1035
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 2: He's a little guy.

1036
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,919
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh checking out the road.

1037
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1038
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: The dog's looking down at the road like, oh man,

1039
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: we're going fast now.

1040
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 2: It's like, let's do this thing. Yeah, I'll say a

1041
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 2: spit dripping out of his mouth because he's loving the

1042
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 2: air so much.

1043
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should. I should probably get a pat and

1044
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get attached to all these tub spiders.

1045
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 2: If you had a dog, can you think of a

1046
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 2: name off the top of your head, you would like

1047
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 2: to Winchester.

1048
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: So I could have a sign that says this house

1049
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: is protected by Winchester. And they won't know. They'll think

1050
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: I have guns. So it's a cute little shitsuit.

1051
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 2: It's just a shiny iliato malteezer.

1052
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: That's the funny thing, is I think I do want.

1053
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: I've been connecting more with little dogs.

1054
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're much easier to handle.

1055
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they cuddle and they're not you know, they

1056
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: don't run in and knock.

1057
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 2: People over, right, and they just kind of stay where

1058
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 2: they are usually.

1059
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm open, though I've gotten closes a couple of times,

1060
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: neighborhood cats, Instagram notices about Foster, you know, but I can't.

1061
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to have pets in my place, So

1062
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: I do think that's not good. Yeah, that would be

1063
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: the day. Oh we came to UH for the first

1064
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: time in four years, change the batteries and all the

1065
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: smoke detectors, and then.

1066
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, you're guilty as charge.

1067
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just a couple of dogs sharing a spaghetti noodle. Sorry,

1068
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: but they're in love.

1069
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 2: Chris, you adopted lady and the Yeah.

1070
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: Same. What did tramp mean back then?

1071
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 2: It was just he was a stray dog. So I

1072
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 2: think they were just like, you know, he's almost like

1073
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 2: a hobo.

1074
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's those are words you can't Oh, and

1075
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: have you seen speaking of mcguy for not being quantum

1076
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: leap where they he looks in the mirror and he

1077
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: is in the body of someone with Down's syndrome. No,

1078
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: and the and they they do they do the word

1079
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: he could let's say, it's I'm regarded. Yes, is the

1080
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: word he looks in the mirror. It's insane, And Scott

1081
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: Bacul goes, I'm regard ard and it's insane that that

1082
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: back then.

1083
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 2: Yes, well back then there were no rules that back

1084
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 2: then it was like whatever A TV writer thinks is appropriate?

1085
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 2: Is the rule?

1086
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: Right?

1087
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 2: And no one else gets to say, especially the people

1088
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 2: who are affected negatively by the R word or any

1089
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 2: other race related thing, right, or it is any other

1090
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 2: marginalized group.

1091
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: And man, anything around two thousand and five even it's like,

1092
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 1: holy shit, the language in here.

1093
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 2: But can I just ask the question, that's a thing

1094
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 2: that you found on regular TV?

1095
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: No, it was a sample that gets thrown around a lot. Oh, virally,

1096
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: because I bet you they would catch that episode of

1097
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: did they?

1098
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 2: I think must have scrubbed that episode.

1099
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's so many people have seen it

1100
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: that probably didn't know who Scott Bacula ever was, because

1101
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: they're under thirty. Yeah, no offense to the back man,

1102
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: if he's listen, but yeah, he's got to be horrified

1103
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 1: that that's like his screen time right now? Is that

1104
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: moment Yeah, where he's like yeah, whatever, what's the line?

1105
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,439
Speaker 2: What was the rest of the episode? Were they being

1106
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 2: like caring insensitive or were they being It wasn't like

1107
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 2: a comedy show.

1108
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: It probably was redeeming and maybe part of the storyline

1109
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: was that episode was like, oh, I've never thought about

1110
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: this group of people. Yeah, he learned he learned a

1111
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: valuable lesson. But you take that clip out of context ooh, baculus, or.

1112
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 2: Even in context. Yeah, really, yeah, do you see this

1113
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 2: lady with two little dogs in a baby stroller?

1114
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: You have good eyes. There are two little dogs. Yeah,

1115
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: one's tiny and looking through the legs of the other dog.

1116
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: I know, and they're both in the place of where

1117
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: there should be a baby. Thought that you should have

1118
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 1: a baby, lady, it's a dog stroller. It's a dog stroller.

1119
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: False alarm. You're doing what you s it in life.

1120
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh you know what we could do right now, let's

1121
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 2: go through the car wash. It's like literally twenty feet long.

1122
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 1: I really want it. Okay, great, and we can describe

1123
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: it and there'll be sound effects if I roll the windows.

1124
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 1: No you, I'm forgetting about the water part.

1125
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 2: But can I borrow eight dollars because I don't have

1126
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 2: any cash.

1127
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 1: I do have tons of cash.

1128
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 2: I already saw. That's why you can't say.

1129
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I don't know. If I got eight lens,

1130
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 1: we'll see. Okay, Then my wallet shows up today. I

1131
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 1: guess I could just put my credit cards in it.

1132
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: Let's see here. My wallet has a chain and an

1133
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: eagle on it and nickel, little old nickels for buttons.

1134
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. How much did that cost you?

1135
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 1: I think fifteen dollars?

1136
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 2: Are you serious?

1137
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Genuine weather cowhide sorry cow.

1138
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 2: One three, four, five, six, four or five eleven.

1139
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: Here you go, you do it?

1140
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 2: Oh? What do I do?

1141
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: Go into the drop it in the clothes and shoes

1142
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: drop off center.

1143
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 2: You bet. Give it to the man behind the thing

1144
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 2: and sake, can we get our car wash?

1145
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: I gotta go to the man.

1146
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm making you do it all right?

1147
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 1: Here we go, bye bye, pausing for a moment. Oh,

1148
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: thank you.

1149
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 2: Did a man say he was going to come out

1150
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 2: and help us?

1151
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: I really didn't understand what my guy was saying.

1152
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:57,560
Speaker 2: I think he's he is.

1153
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: I it does have a code.

1154
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 2: Oh there is a guy.

1155
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh this is very exciting.

1156
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is gonna be good.

1157
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: I hope I don't get sick.

1158
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 2: We'll make sure you're not justled. Yeah.

1159
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: Is this is this the kind of car wash where

1160
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: they spin the car and the brushes stay stationary. Those

1161
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: are a nightmare.

1162
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 2: You get spun.

1163
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Before they figured it out, they're like put the

1164
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: car in a lazy susan. Oh, this is gonna be great.

1165
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:54,600
Speaker 1: You got the neoprene thwappers. Thank you, yay yay, Well

1166
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: windows up. I want to make the classic. I sighed

1167
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 1: a TikTok of some guy that built a is that human?

1168
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 2: It's my tire in the right spot tyre Okay, I.

1169
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: Like that chevron jacket.

1170
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah it's cool.

1171
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: I want it.

1172
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 2: Neutral there it is, okay, thank you, hands off the thing.

1173
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy built the pedals in his apartment, built

1174
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: a human car wash with all the like with hoses

1175
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: and everything, and he just walks through it and it's

1176
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: the most fascinating. It's like a Rube Goldberg machine.

1177
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 2: That's insane.

1178
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. I will find it. No, that's the problem.

1179
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: You watch these things and then you don't know who

1180
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: made it. Did you just see it? And then you

1181
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: don't know how to refer to it again.

1182
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where you have to hit some sort of

1183
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 2: liking saving but want to pay for the storage. Listen, listener,

1184
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 2: We're about to go through the shortest most powerful car wash.

1185
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 2: Auto drives through car wash in Los Angeles.

1186
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looked they're yellow and black brushes that are

1187
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: all spiky. It looks like a porcupine that's into the

1188
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,520
Speaker 1: bands striper.

1189
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 2: It looks like a bunglebeer theirs hair out.

1190
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're slowly being we have there's no turning

1191
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: back now. Now even if you put it in gear.

1192
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:31,920
Speaker 2: Can't do it.

1193
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 1: They're locked. Exciting.

1194
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 2: Oh, the soap is covering the windshields.

1195
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 1: Oh, that's gonna really do the job.

1196
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 2: It's so exciting.

1197
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm a little scared. I can't see out the window.

1198
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 2: It's also you can look up here.

1199
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm too nervous to look up and look up

1200
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: Chris so much soap. We're so vulnerable right now. Oh,

1201
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: someone could rob us. They just have to be disguised

1202
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: as a big brush.

1203
01:06:58,160 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 2: They can't get in.

1204
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: No, the that's a good point. We're safer.

1205
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 2: Actually, that's safer here than you would be at the

1206
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:05,760
Speaker 2: police station.

1207
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,160
Speaker 1: You know what. I this is a comforting. This is

1208
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 1: like a heavy blanket.

1209
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,400
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, this is very therapeutic.

1210
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 1: It is nice. You hear that. By the way, that's

1211
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: brown noise, is it. Yeah, it's white noise with a

1212
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 1: little bit of interference.

1213
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 2: Okay, And it's also cleaning the shit out of my car.

1214
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a very asmr. Excuse me while I

1215
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,160
Speaker 1: take a bite of this apple. Wait.

1216
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 2: Now we go through the rain cycle, the rints.

1217
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 1: Oh, you can see how much wax is in it.

1218
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 1: This is gonna make it sparkle.

1219
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up? Rain? Rain and rinse, and then the

1220
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 2: wind look at Oh, it's every season in a day.

1221
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 1: Who says? Who says? It's just seventy five every day

1222
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles? It's sprewo.

1223
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 2: And then you go by these guys that like, oh, yeah,

1224
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 2: they squee to you. Is that something?

1225
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Now we're going through the giant hand dryer. Yeah,

1226
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:25,560
Speaker 1: very exciting. Can I roll down the window? I just

1227
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 1: wanted to see that would blow a bunch of air

1228
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 1: into my mouth and do that thing like from the

1229
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: Keystone light commercial. Oh oh, your car is gonna look

1230
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:45,799
Speaker 1: great but pretty pretty lame? Ride for ten bucks?

1231
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 2: I mean I put it in drive. That's better and

1232
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 2: for me.

1233
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: I wonder how many people just stay in neutral and

1234
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,879
Speaker 1: slowly coast into traffic.

1235
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,600
Speaker 2: They just roll on the riverside.

1236
01:08:58,840 --> 01:08:59,799
Speaker 1: I bet it happens.

1237
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 2: Uh, thanks for buying me a car wash. Sure treat

1238
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 2: I didn't. I don't have any cash, but I can later.

1239
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 2: Oh it's okay, And now I can see through the

1240
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 2: windshield that we're using this whole time.

1241
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 1: Oh, you haven't washed it since the floods and they

1242
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:22,720
Speaker 1: all that mishap. Right, not to out you as as

1243
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: as a super gross person. I well, when I was

1244
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,200
Speaker 1: in Pedaluma, i went to no before I left. Sorry,

1245
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: I've been up there a couple of times.

1246
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 2: I went and took it to the hand wash, which

1247
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,959
Speaker 2: is like you drive into a little your own individual

1248
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 2: station and you do it all like you put all

1249
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,880
Speaker 2: the quarters in the real fast try to get it done.

1250
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:45,760
Speaker 2: I did that one time, but I had waited so

1251
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:48,680
Speaker 2: long that there's like stuff stuck to the hood and stuff. Right.

1252
01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 1: When I do those, I pay twice and I just

1253
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,760
Speaker 1: do waste the first one on soapy brush. Oh so

1254
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: I really, I get two dose as a soapy brush

1255
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,120
Speaker 1: and you just scrub the hell out of there. Sep

1256
01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 1: it on that setting, the first wash and then the

1257
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 1: next one. That's when I rushed through the other and

1258
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 1: so what in between washes? You can really scrub the bugs. Hey,

1259
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: did you go to your rock and roll formal?

1260
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 2: I did? I did, and.

1261
01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:17,760
Speaker 1: Please describe it.

1262
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:21,719
Speaker 2: Okay. It was at a dairy ranch in my hometown

1263
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 2: of Paloma, the Gambanini Ranch. So it's outside of town,

1264
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 2: like two miles or something.

1265
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just funny that it was at a

1266
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:35,679
Speaker 1: dairy ranch.

1267
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:39,360
Speaker 2: It well, this is the weirdness of my hometown because

1268
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 2: when I was growing up, everything was dairy ranches and

1269
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 2: now every you know, there's certain places that aren't anymore,

1270
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,959
Speaker 2: but they're so brilliant because they still own the property

1271
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 2: and they're turning them into event spaces. So you can

1272
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,920
Speaker 2: have your wedding at the Gambanini Ranch. And it basically

1273
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,560
Speaker 2: they went and took their dairy barn, which is like

1274
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:02,720
Speaker 2: a thirty foot ceiling and you know that used to

1275
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,960
Speaker 2: have it was where they used to milk the cows.

1276
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 2: Now they poured a cement, shiny cement floor, They have

1277
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 2: beautiful lighting. It obviously has walls now and so basically

1278
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 2: it's this big, gorgeous events space on the same like

1279
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 2: a footprint where the milking barn used to be. I'm

1280
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:24,559
Speaker 2: assuming it was the milking bar. And it's out these

1281
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 2: beautiful like rolling hills outside of Petaluma. So it's absolutely gorgeous.

1282
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 2: And it was it was a fundraiser for Pedaluma Schools

1283
01:11:34,439 --> 01:11:36,680
Speaker 2: and so it's like they get they come there, they

1284
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,920
Speaker 2: raise all this money and then they basically have a

1285
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 2: fund that distributes it to all of the schools and pedaluma. Oh,

1286
01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:46,519
Speaker 2: so everybody gets extra whatever they need.

1287
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 1: That's so cool.

1288
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:51,519
Speaker 2: Isn't that great? And people there's a lot of giving

1289
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,559
Speaker 2: and it's really lovely.

1290
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a nice night where everyone that's

1291
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 1: there knowing it's for a good cause.

1292
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 2: And here's my favorite part of it, which I knew

1293
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:02,639
Speaker 2: was going to be your next question.

1294
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 1: My favorite part was it still smelled like manure.

1295
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:11,479
Speaker 2: It was everyone was holding their notes all through dinner. No,

1296
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,840
Speaker 2: my favorite part was so when I was growing up,

1297
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 2: at the end of our street, there was a corner

1298
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 2: store and we went there. We walked there to get

1299
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,080
Speaker 2: candy every single day.

1300
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 1: That was like, oh I remember this old timey Yeah. Yeah,

1301
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 1: and it was part of it was and there's like

1302
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 1: a candy jerk in there.

1303
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 2: Uh no, No, it was a regular store, almost like

1304
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 2: a bodega where it's like you're not going to drive

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Speaker 2: all the way into town, you can go get it

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Speaker 2: at a just says. So it was a bar. It

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01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,840
Speaker 2: was a gas station in the front where my mom

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01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:44,120
Speaker 2: would the guy would pump the gas for my mom

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01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,760
Speaker 2: while she rolled up the window and smoked. She'd never

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Speaker 2: put her cigarette out because it was just that convenience.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 2: But then we get we would walk there just has

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01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 2: something to do after school and buy candy, and it

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01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,720
Speaker 2: was just a huge part of our lives. Like we

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01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:05,680
Speaker 2: went there literally every single day. So we met a

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01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 2: guy there whose name was jimy Agis the third and

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01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 2: his grandparents are Jim and topsy Agists who owned the

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01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 2: store with Frank and Chick Agis, who were the four people.

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01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 2: They were like if this was a sitcom that I

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01:13:19,040 --> 01:13:21,799
Speaker 2: walked to every day. Wow, those were the main characters.

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01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,920
Speaker 2: They were the owners of the store. And it was

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Speaker 2: also it was half a.

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Speaker 1: Store and they were grown when you were a kid.

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01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 2: Yes they were yeah, and it was half a store

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01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,920
Speaker 2: and half a bar. So behind the counter of the

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01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,800
Speaker 2: store he would ring up kids buying candy and then

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01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 2: walk through a doorway and then bartend yes, oh wow

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01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:44,920
Speaker 2: on the other side. And so we were introduced to

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Speaker 2: this kid. I mean, he's I don't know how old

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01:13:48,479 --> 01:13:51,400
Speaker 2: he is, but those are his grandparents, and so my

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01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,879
Speaker 2: sister and I were like, oh my god, your grandparents

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01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:55,719
Speaker 2: meant the world to us. We walked to that place

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Speaker 2: every day I go, I dream about that store, like

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01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,160
Speaker 2: so many of my dreams are set in that store

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Speaker 2: because it was like a foundational memory. Your grandparents were

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01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:08,839
Speaker 2: foundational people in my childhood, and it was He was delighted,

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01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 2: and then he goes, well, then you're gonna want to

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01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 2: see our family flicker page where because he's like the

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01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:19,200
Speaker 2: guy that keeps all the family photos. And so he

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01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 2: had all these photos like from the seventies Pedluma, of

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01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,479
Speaker 2: all the of the store, of the bar.

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Speaker 1: Did you find yourself in one?

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01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,960
Speaker 2: No? No, no no. But I got to see the

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01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 2: store as it used to be, which was like a

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01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:35,120
Speaker 2: chance I would never have had.

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Speaker 1: And they were just assigned to your table.

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01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,680
Speaker 2: They were. He was not at my table. He was

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01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:43,439
Speaker 2: he knows our friends. So he came up to say

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01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:44,920
Speaker 2: hi to her, and then she introduced us.

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01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 1: Wow, and like you used to give me little brown

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01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:48,320
Speaker 1: bands the Swedish fish.

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01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't. He was like the grandchild.

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01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:52,400
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay.

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01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,680
Speaker 2: So we were basically telling him about how meaningful and

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01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 2: important his grandparents were.

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01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,120
Speaker 1: Who long since passed.

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01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is very sweet.

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01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,880
Speaker 1: I love that it's a kid's like candy store and

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01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:07,120
Speaker 1: then a bar on the other side. Michae O'Connell and

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01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 1: I tried to pitch a children so show idea where

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01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:14,479
Speaker 1: he would do songs, but I was going to be

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01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:19,639
Speaker 1: a bartender basically, but at a milk and candy place,

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01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 1: So it was kids telling stories and talking about their feelings.

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01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:27,600
Speaker 1: And we didn't think about it much further than that.

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01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,800
Speaker 1: But I just loved the idea of like, what's been

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01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 1: bothering you just slide a milk over to a little kid. Yeah,

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01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,360
Speaker 1: it's like cheers for kids and they're like, ah, my

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01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:38,360
Speaker 1: parents are getting a divorce. Well that doesn't mean they

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01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:41,479
Speaker 1: don't love you like those kind of it would. I

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01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 1: thought if we had just had our shit together a

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01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,679
Speaker 1: little more in the pitch, I don't know, it still

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01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 1: might be. I always thought, you like a son to

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01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:51,280
Speaker 1: do a kid's show.

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01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you needed like a Tim Burton type producer that

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01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 2: got your vision.

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01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 1: Right, because I wanted to teach drawing stuff like here's

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01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 1: the imagine station and teach finally utilize my art teaching degree.

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01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 2: It's still a great idea and you're both still alive

1379
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 2: and well, yes, yeah, I would.

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01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 1: Love to have a kind of a show like that

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01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:20,240
Speaker 1: where it was we were making kids talk about stuff. Yeah,

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01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 1: that would scare people ten years ago. Yeah, okay, let's

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01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,320
Speaker 1: I'll put pen to paper. The milk bar will be

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01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:34,479
Speaker 1: uh become a reality. But the kids don't get drunk.

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01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,920
Speaker 1: We ken't have to They had to say that during No,

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01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:40,040
Speaker 1: we aren't actually serving the alcohol. It will just look

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01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:43,960
Speaker 1: like a bar. But it's for kids. Cheers for kids. Well,

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01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 1: we can't suggest they're getting drunk. Yeah. I kind of

1389
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 1: wish I wasn't saying the word bar, But.

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01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 2: Well you've learned now you can like yeah, yeah, well

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01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,680
Speaker 2: I bet you though nowadays you could pitch that and

1392
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 2: somebody would understand what you were talking about exactly.

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01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:05,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, these days, and no, sometimes with child actors behind

1394
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:08,479
Speaker 1: the scenes, you do have to get yeah, you go.

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01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 1: That's the only way to make a horse or a

1396
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 1: kid talk. Give them some boo. Uh. That was someone

1397
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,760
Speaker 1: that wanted to make a mad Max car.

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01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 2: That was a Mad Max car.

1399
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, a Mazda to eight Z that they they cut

1400
01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:26,640
Speaker 1: with a sheet metal cutter and added roll bars and

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01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 1: metal and I do believe there's probably fake guns on

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01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: the side.

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01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:34,400
Speaker 2: Holy shit. That was like, it almost scared me. That's

1404
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,360
Speaker 2: why I whispered it. It's like, well, what's happened.

1405
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 1: Every town has that weirdo that wants to recreate the

1406
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: DeLorean from Back to the Future or the Ghostbusters station wagon,

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01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 1: and it's uh, You're like, well, that's kind of cool.

1408
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,519
Speaker 1: But then you always see that the driver has a

1409
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 1: screw loose. Yes, that's a person that like I like

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01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:58,080
Speaker 1: Mad Max and the idea of a dystopian.

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01:17:57,479 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 2: Future were I mean to shoot you for your gas.

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01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:04,800
Speaker 2: Please don't, please don't, sir. That's why I kept my

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01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 2: voice real low as we drove by. This is an

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01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 2: electric car. You can't. You want nothing from us, sir.

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01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:15,600
Speaker 1: You can shoot me for my gas though, and I

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01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 1: ferta we take.

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01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:24,120
Speaker 2: Off brown noise. Oh man, that gave me.

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01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:29,160
Speaker 1: Oh that was like a dying man's last wish. That wheeze.

1419
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:37,880
Speaker 1: Oh man, I need an inhaler. You've been listening to

1420
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 1: brown noise?

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01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:40,160
Speaker 2: Gee?

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01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:40,880
Speaker 1: I am.

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01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:43,760
Speaker 2: Fa RT.

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01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:55,320
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:57,640
Speaker 2: Produced by Analie Nelson.

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01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:59,120
Speaker 1: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Coottner.

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01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:03,640
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 2: and Facebook at dinar Podcast. That's d y Nar Podcast.

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01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:15,679
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 2: Thank you both.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.