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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tappened.

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Speaker 2: What's your phone tap all about?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Amy just moved to a new town and

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Speaker 1: she found in a box that she was unpacking a

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Speaker 1: Twilight book that she never returned to the library. So

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend said that she was like so panicked that

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Speaker 1: this book was like going to get her in trouble,

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Speaker 1: that they were going to come find her and all

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Speaker 1: this stuff. So her boyfriend Drew said, why don't you

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Speaker 1: call her and let her know that she is in

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Speaker 1: trouble and.

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Speaker 2: This happens at a library.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she just moved and this is a library

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Speaker 1: book she took out from years ago.

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Speaker 2: By the way, I love that someone's going to a library. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: let's see what kind of phone tap Daniel can call today. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking for Amy nimber Naples.

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Speaker 1: This is Amy. Hi, Amy, this is a Leslie. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Newmi Public Library. Okay, you took a book

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Speaker 1: out back in two thousand and five called Twilight, do

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Speaker 1: you recall.

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I've read Twilight.

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Speaker 4: I think that was like a million years ago.

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Speaker 2: It was a first edition book, And so we need

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Speaker 2: you to return that.

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Speaker 3: How did you get my number?

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Speaker 1: Well, just like the US government, libraries are connected from

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Speaker 1: state to state.

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Speaker 2: Is this do you find this humor?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: This?

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Speaker 2: Is this a joke?

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 3: You're calling me about Whilight?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, but we're still charging you eleven.

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Speaker 3: Eleven dollars.

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Speaker 1: First edition copies are very special because the author sent

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Speaker 1: them to us herself.

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Speaker 3: I'm not paying eleven hundred dollars. That's insane, and I'm

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Speaker 3: not doing that this Twilight.

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Speaker 2: So we'll be putting you into collections.

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Speaker 4: You guys are.

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Speaker 3: Really doing a good job. You weren't worried about it

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Speaker 3: like five years ago. Have a nice day, you have

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Speaker 3: a nice day. Hello true? Oh my god, So I

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Speaker 3: just got a bone fall from the librarian. Remember when

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Speaker 3: we were untacking our boxes and I found Twilight and

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I never returned. So listen,

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Speaker 3: I oh them eleven hundred dollars for that book. She

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Speaker 3: was talking about like the government, and yeah.

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Speaker 4: I know the library. I think you're screwed because the

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Speaker 4: library is the government, isn't it. I mean they can

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Speaker 4: like don't libraries take it out of your pay or

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Speaker 4: something like? I think they can wages or something like that.

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Speaker 4: What why what are you talking about? I'm on the

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Speaker 4: toilet at work, like you're streaming and yelling. I mean

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Speaker 4: people could probably hear it through the phone, just so

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Speaker 4: freaking loud. It's just saying the government is going to

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Speaker 4: come after us. Now, why don't we just return the book?

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Speaker 4: And I'm sure it's your return. It'll be like, no harm,

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Speaker 4: no foul.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not turning that book now, especially now that

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Speaker 3: I know it's the first edition. I could, like we

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Speaker 3: could take a lot of money on that.

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Speaker 4: Just hold on a minute, we please, Okay, what I know?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Why do I hold on?

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Speaker 4: I got a flush? Hold on? I feel better. Your

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Speaker 4: part of the government, tell me what?

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Speaker 1: Who is that? This is actually Danielle Monaro from Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durant in the Morning Show, and guess what you just

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Speaker 1: got phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: Drew said that you found the book in the box

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Speaker 2: and you were freaking.

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Speaker 1: Out because you didn't know whether or not the library

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Speaker 1: was going to want it back after all those years.

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Speaker 2: So we thought we would.

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Speaker 4: Call Yeah time like my but boiling right out the

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Speaker 4: Elvis

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Speaker 2: Durant's phone tap