WEBVTT - Remove The Fake Cow From Your Yard

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis d Elvis Durant phone tab All right, Garrett, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your phone tap all about? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Now Jen wants to play a phone tap on her mom. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>Jen's mom has this silly loan ornament outside their house.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a plastic cow. Right, So their neighbors are trying

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<v Speaker 2>to sell their house. So Jen said, hey, why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you calls the real estate agent asking mom to the

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<v Speaker 2>way the cow just for the weekends, temporarily, just while

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<v Speaker 2>you try to sell the house. And of course Jen's

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<v Speaker 2>mom not a fan of that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see what happens when we ask Jen's

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<v Speaker 1>mom to remove the plastic cow for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>It could happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, where are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at the bank. Where are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pulling in right now? Hold on the second. Hey mom,

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<v Speaker 4>how many is in front of your house right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Removing the cow?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you live here, ma'am?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't live here, but my mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Great, nothing to see here. I'm sorry, move along, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>Mom. He's taking your cow down. Grab it?

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<v Speaker 3>Where are putting it in his car?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Boy?

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<v Speaker 3>Hurt me?

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<v Speaker 4>That's a excuse me? What what are you doing with

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<v Speaker 4>that cow?

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<v Speaker 1>I I need to take this. This does not belong here.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't touch the cow. Don't touch the cow.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask his name, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is pat say Jack from realty. While I

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<v Speaker 2>was showing a house the other day, the person that

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<v Speaker 2>I was showing the house too, of course, was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Who the hell are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the hell are you telling me what?

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<v Speaker 3>I am the homeowner? Okay, away from my property. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>call the police right now.

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<v Speaker 1>B s bs is you get up my house?

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<v Speaker 3>You take you don't touch that?

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<v Speaker 4>How daring?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you tell me what to and not to

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<v Speaker 1>touch her? You're not This cow is utterly disgusting. Discuss.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm on my way home now. The gate is locked.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not allowed out of the neighborhood. I am on

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<v Speaker 3>my way home and the police are on their way.

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<v Speaker 3>I just called the clubhouse. Okay, ma'am, okay, you leave

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<v Speaker 3>my stuff alone. You are stealing, and the police are

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<v Speaker 3>on their way. They will be there before I get there.

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<v Speaker 1>Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. I will not still, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I will not be selling your house. Trust me your house.

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<v Speaker 3>You will never sell anything in that neighborhood again.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's want to stand there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, call her back?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, mom, yeah, okay, let me reason with her.

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<v Speaker 3>Can Jennifer go in the house. The police are on

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<v Speaker 3>their way. Can I shut the garage door and shut

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<v Speaker 3>following me? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can?

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<v Speaker 3>I just police are on their way, go in the

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<v Speaker 3>house and shut the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Missus beller, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>The way you explain it to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we make a deal? You put the cow away

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<v Speaker 1>Friday through Sunday, while.

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<v Speaker 3>I you'll wind up in jail. How do you like

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<v Speaker 3>that deal?

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<v Speaker 2>I did a service to this neighborhood by taking away

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<v Speaker 2>that ugly That cow is ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Ugly like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Get the hell out of that neighbor That is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine years you put your neighbors through putting that cow there.

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<v Speaker 1>I am just asking you nicely, now.

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<v Speaker 3>Missus bellow. Don't let that guy out of the neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm around the bronx.

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<v Speaker 3>He's up there, he's up there, all right. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>let him.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me in. Don't let him out, Mom, he's just

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<v Speaker 4>trying to sell a house. People complain about your cow,

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<v Speaker 4>sus in a surprise.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he shouldn't be stealing it. Where are you John.

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<v Speaker 4>Is here, I do. I'm not going to tell you

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<v Speaker 4>where I am if you're going to play us up

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<v Speaker 4>the block.

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<v Speaker 3>I want that guy out of the neighbor. But I

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<v Speaker 3>don't ever own him in here. He's a relative.

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<v Speaker 4>Mom's a real one second.

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<v Speaker 3>Let him.

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<v Speaker 4>I promised he could see one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Him over the phone. I want to know where you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are now, Missus Beller. You just got phone tap by

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter. How are you going to explain to the police,

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<v Speaker 1>you idiots? Am I on the radio, Missus Beller? Yes

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<v Speaker 1>you are.

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<v Speaker 2>My name's garrettan Thlos Durant in the Morning Show, and

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<v Speaker 2>you got phone tap by your daughter, Jen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to kill you and.

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<v Speaker 4>I am running.

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<v Speaker 3>Jennifer. The whole community is in lockdown because.

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