Speaker 1: Elvis d Elvis Durant phone tab All right, Garrett, Yes,
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap all about? All right?
Speaker 2: Now Jen wants to play a phone tap on her mom. Now,
Speaker 2: Jen's mom has this silly loan ornament outside their house.
Speaker 2: It's a plastic cow. Right, So their neighbors are trying
Speaker 2: to sell their house. So Jen said, hey, why don't
Speaker 2: you calls the real estate agent asking mom to the
Speaker 2: way the cow just for the weekends, temporarily, just while
Speaker 2: you try to sell the house. And of course Jen's
Speaker 2: mom not a fan of that.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see what happens when we ask Jen's
Speaker 1: mom to remove the plastic cow for the weekend.
Speaker 3: It could happen.
Speaker 4: Yes, where are you?
Speaker 2: I'm at the bank. Where are you?
Speaker 4: I'm pulling in right now? Hold on the second. Hey mom,
Speaker 4: how many is in front of your house right now?
Speaker 4: Removing the cow?
Speaker 1: Do you live here, ma'am?
Speaker 4: I don't live here, but my mom?
Speaker 2: Great, nothing to see here. I'm sorry, move along, thank
Speaker 2: you very much.
Speaker 4: Mom. He's taking your cow down. Grab it?
Speaker 3: Where are putting it in his car?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Boy?
Speaker 3: Hurt me?
Speaker 4: That's a excuse me? What what are you doing with
Speaker 4: that cow?
Speaker 1: I I need to take this. This does not belong here.
Speaker 1: Don't touch the cow. Don't touch the cow.
Speaker 3: Ask his name, Oh.
Speaker 2: My name is pat say Jack from realty. While I
Speaker 2: was showing a house the other day, the person that
Speaker 2: I was showing the house too, of course, was like, ah,
Speaker 2: that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Who the hell are you?
Speaker 1: Who the hell are you telling me what?
Speaker 3: I am the homeowner? Okay, away from my property. I'll
Speaker 3: call the police right now.
Speaker 1: B s bs is you get up my house?
Speaker 3: You take you don't touch that?
Speaker 4: How daring?
Speaker 1: How do you tell me what to and not to
Speaker 1: touch her? You're not This cow is utterly disgusting. Discuss.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm on my way home now. The gate is locked.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed out of the neighborhood. I am on
Speaker 3: my way home and the police are on their way.
Speaker 3: I just called the clubhouse. Okay, ma'am, okay, you leave
Speaker 3: my stuff alone. You are stealing, and the police are
Speaker 3: on their way. They will be there before I get there.
Speaker 1: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. I will not still, honey,
Speaker 1: I will not be selling your house. Trust me your house.
Speaker 3: You will never sell anything in that neighborhood again.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's want to stand there.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, call her back?
Speaker 1: Yes, mom, yeah, okay, let me reason with her.
Speaker 3: Can Jennifer go in the house. The police are on
Speaker 3: their way. Can I shut the garage door and shut
Speaker 3: following me? All right?
Speaker 1: Can I can?
Speaker 3: I just police are on their way, go in the
Speaker 3: house and shut the door.
Speaker 1: Missus beller, I am.
Speaker 3: The way you explain it to them.
Speaker 1: Can we make a deal? You put the cow away
Speaker 1: Friday through Sunday, while.
Speaker 3: I you'll wind up in jail. How do you like
Speaker 3: that deal?
Speaker 2: I did a service to this neighborhood by taking away
Speaker 2: that ugly That cow is ugly.
Speaker 1: Ugly like that.
Speaker 3: Get the hell out of that neighbor That is terrible.
Speaker 1: Nine years you put your neighbors through putting that cow there.
Speaker 1: I am just asking you nicely, now.
Speaker 3: Missus bellow. Don't let that guy out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 4: I'm around the bronx.
Speaker 3: He's up there, he's up there, all right. I don't
Speaker 3: let him.
Speaker 4: Let me in. Don't let him out, Mom, he's just
Speaker 4: trying to sell a house. People complain about your cow,
Speaker 4: sus in a surprise.
Speaker 3: Well he shouldn't be stealing it. Where are you John.
Speaker 4: Is here, I do. I'm not going to tell you
Speaker 4: where I am if you're going to play us up
Speaker 4: the block.
Speaker 3: I want that guy out of the neighbor. But I
Speaker 3: don't ever own him in here. He's a relative.
Speaker 4: Mom's a real one second.
Speaker 3: Let him.
Speaker 4: I promised he could see one thing.
Speaker 3: Him over the phone. I want to know where you.
Speaker 1: Are now, Missus Beller. You just got phone tap by
Speaker 1: your daughter. How are you going to explain to the police,
Speaker 1: you idiots? Am I on the radio, Missus Beller? Yes
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: My name's garrettan Thlos Durant in the Morning Show, and
Speaker 2: you got phone tap by your daughter, Jen.
Speaker 3: I'm going to kill you and.
Speaker 4: I am running.
Speaker 3: Jennifer. The whole community is in lockdown because.
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