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Speaker 2: I don't know y'all all at all?

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Speaker 3: Given them.

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Speaker 4: A bu bus things.

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Speaker 5: Steve listening to me, I don't joy joy.

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Speaker 2: You gotta use.

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Speaker 6: You love, you gonna turn.

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Speaker 7: Came to turn the mouth turn you probably got to

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Speaker 7: turn the mouth, turn out the water of the monjup looking.

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Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You all listen to the voice. Come on,

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Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show.

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Speaker 8: Yep. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Sometimes all I can say, help, man, how far I've

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Speaker 9: come is really unbelievable. But you know I finally figured

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Speaker 9: it out.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 9: God allowed me to have the life I've had so

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Speaker 9: that I can become experienced at so many different things.

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Speaker 9: And in this experience, when I'm talking and sharing with people,

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Speaker 9: I will be able to relate to a lot of

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Speaker 9: different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances.

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 9: You know if a person comes to me and they say, man,

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Speaker 9: I've been down and out, Okay, well I know what

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Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't have any direction. Okay, got that

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Speaker 9: At one point in time, man, I just kept piwering

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Speaker 9: mistake on top of mistakes. Okay, So you know, I

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Speaker 9: think what I'm trying to say to everybody is when

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Speaker 9: you're going through life and life is dealing the cards

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Speaker 9: that it deals, I want you to understand that life

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Speaker 9: deals everybody these cards. The disappointment card, the setback card,

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Speaker 9: the failure card, the mishap card, the unexpected misery card.

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Speaker 9: Everybody gonna get, the grief card, everybody gonna get, the

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Speaker 9: rash of bad decision card, everybody gonna get them. Understand

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Speaker 9: that going in that everybody is gonna get.

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Speaker 1: These cards.

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Speaker 9: Is how you play them, though, you know, from time

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Speaker 9: to time, one more time, it's how you play them.

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Speaker 9: Uh you know, from time to time when I'm watching

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Speaker 9: t I love to watch the World Series of Poker.

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Speaker 9: I like watching poker tournaments on TV because it's really weird.

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Speaker 9: What's happened to sport? To a poker they're actually trying

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Speaker 9: Who has a shot of winning a title if they

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Speaker 9: play their cards right. The best poker players in the

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Speaker 9: world don't have the best hands. They just make the

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Speaker 9: best plays. I've seen guys win a hand with nine

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Speaker 9: hand because they knew the bluff, they knew the odds,

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Speaker 9: they calculated risks, they made the stakes higher than the

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Speaker 9: So what I enjoy about poker and watching it is

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Speaker 1: Hand they dealt and it ain't always a good hand.

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Speaker 9: But it ain't whether your hand is good, And it

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Speaker 9: because you gonna get dealt some bad cars. Everybody ain't

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Speaker 9: finna get two bullets.

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Speaker 1: In their hand. You ain't finna get two aces when

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Speaker 9: You know, when you play a draw poker, some of

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Speaker 9: nothing into something. So when you get dealt these cards

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Speaker 9: in life, it ain't the fact that you getting to

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Speaker 9: keep getting them dealt. I was talking with a young

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Speaker 9: Until you make a conscience, the conscious decision to do

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Speaker 9: Because everybody gonna be disappointment, everybody gonna lose a loved one,

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Speaker 1: Everybody gonna get caught at the wrong time. Every everybody

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Speaker 9: And it's how you play your cards when they get

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Speaker 9: do I play my cards better? First of all, it's

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Speaker 9: No, everybody got your circumstance is somewhere. It ain't old

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Speaker 9: woe as me. It's hold on, man, Okay, let me

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Speaker 9: play this out to see how God done connected this

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Speaker 9: Soon as a person have a setback, what's the first

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Speaker 9: I can't see even get a break. I can't seem

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Speaker 9: that this thing is all connected. That you not having

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Speaker 9: It's so you can become experienced at them. So when

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Speaker 9: you just gonna be a cliff diverl man, Stop tripping

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Speaker 9: I'm trying to stay positive. But the people around here

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Speaker 9: So when you learn something and you know, oh, something,

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Speaker 9: you don't take ownership of it. You allow other people

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Speaker 9: You not doing me like that. Here's a deal. I

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Speaker 9: That is the gift of comedy. That's what I've done.

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Speaker 9: I've made the bulk of my living on that skill set.

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Speaker 1: Right there.

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Speaker 9: There are comedians who are supposedly friends of mine, who

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Speaker 9: to me. He wasn't the funniest king to me. Excuse me,

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Speaker 9: you're irrelevant in this conversation because irregardless as to how

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Speaker 9: ain't taking that from me. Stop letting people steal your joy.

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Speaker 9: Stop letting people take what you're supposed to know. Look,

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Speaker 9: I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man, you

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Speaker 9: ain't nothing. Now you sit in here going. Man, I

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Speaker 2: Your tripping for?

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Speaker 1: You are a kind person, own that, take ownership of it.

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Speaker 9: Stop letting things God has given you be taken away

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Speaker 9: a hard worker.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 1: They came in here and said I was stupid. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me?

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Speaker 1: You're a very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership.

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Speaker 9: When God gives you something, blesses you with a gift,

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Speaker 8: Own it.

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Speaker 1: Don't let people come in here and take it from you. Man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have went. Its morning show.

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Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, man, have your undivided attention.

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Speaker 1: Please, thank you now put that down. Now, stop stop

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Speaker 1: all that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 9: Now that I have it, it's time for the Steve

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Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. Wait man, hold on one second. I

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Speaker 9: said no, it's time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome, everybody,

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Speaker 9: Welcome one, Welcome all. We are here hold on y'all

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Speaker 1: Man ain't gonna tell you.

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Speaker 9: I said no, damn ladies and gentlemen, This is the

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Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show, and this is how we chose

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Speaker 9: to do it.

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Speaker 1: This morning, the creator of reality radio. And it don't

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Speaker 1: get no more. Really, what hold on? Why I get

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Speaker 10: You just wait?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry. Hey,

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Speaker 1: good morning, Steve. What's going on over there? Ain't nothing

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Speaker 1: happening right here. We're just being real with it, you know,

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Speaker 1: calling for real, I.

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Speaker 11: Mean, keeping it real. What's going on, Steve?

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Speaker 9: Going nephew, Tommy yea, yay. I'm in the building top

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Speaker 2: What up, mister Hobby? What's going on?

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Speaker 12: Man?

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Speaker 2: What is happening?

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Speaker 8: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Nothing man? Everybody goody.

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Speaker 1: I'm in good shape, man, real good shape. Happy, bless?

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Speaker 3: I wonder apple?

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Speaker 1: So wait? Did you just say happy? Yeah? Happy?

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Speaker 9: Ecstatic? Listen to me, over joy. The key is I'm

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Speaker 9: not finna lett. Nobody steal my joy? You know what

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Speaker 9: I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the joy thieves out there, the joy thieves are

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Speaker 1: They still enjoy.

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Speaker 2: It was your damn joy in a minute.

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Speaker 1: Man, boy, you know what's amazing to me.

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Speaker 9: It's like amazing that people people who think they can

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Speaker 9: do something to you, like it's just gonna be free,

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Speaker 9: you know, like that I'm gonna just do what I

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Speaker 9: want to do to them, and it's just gonna be free.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm here to tell you it ain't free. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to.

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Speaker 13: Pay free costs and there's been gassed to go get it,

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Speaker 13: I mean, don't deliver free.

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Speaker 1: You're right, it's like it's almost like conversation.

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Speaker 12: Listening real carefully, but if you listened real closely, it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah what yeah say what now?

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Speaker 1: Shining Well, I'm suner happy, Steve, Oh good, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: for that.

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Speaker 9: Myself always good and a good weekend place some golf

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Speaker 9: this weekend lay pretty good.

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Speaker 1: But you know it's just once a couple of them

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Speaker 1: swings should be going, what the hell did I do?

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Speaker 1: Hell did?

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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 12: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, run

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Speaker 12: that brank back with the Nephew.

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Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening.

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Speaker 1: Have your kidney?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 14: Hello, I'm trying to reach your brother Conny. How you doing, bro?

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Speaker 14: This is Deacon Patterson, call him from the church. How

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Speaker 4: Uh, Deacon Patterson?

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Speaker 4: Just doing finding yourself.

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Speaker 14: Sir, I'm doing good, doing good. You know the church

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Speaker 4: Will God blessing keep you? Uh that Deacon, God blessing

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Speaker 4: Me and my wife we been talking about it and

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Speaker 4: the Yes, sir, he's the victory.

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Speaker 8: He let me.

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Speaker 14: Let me have a word of proud with your brother

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Speaker 14: Father God, we ask right now, we ask right now

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Speaker 14: We asked that you hold on to him please as

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Speaker 4: Lord, Thank you Lord.

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Speaker 8: We know all of this.

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Speaker 14: But we we asked that you take that painterers and

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Speaker 4: That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord at the

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Speaker 4: same time that they're removing this pan kreous Lord, we

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Speaker 4: make it whole, make it a one hundred and ten percent.

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Speaker 4: We want you to make that that kidney like it's

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Speaker 4: they dun sir, there, there's nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon,

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Speaker 4: I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lordest Lordest then made it. Well,

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Speaker 4: he's gonna work on my package. That's what the doctors

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Speaker 4: They did what they called it when they me in

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Speaker 4: my eyes, and everything else is fine. He ain't working

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Speaker 14: Right right, right, Well, let me say I'm glad you

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Speaker 14: But what another dred reason why I getting around it

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Speaker 14: is him?

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Speaker 10: Is uh?

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Speaker 14: Uh what I want to ask you? And I know

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Speaker 4: Because I need one hold hold on just what.

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Speaker 14: I've been going through myself with a little helmet and

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Speaker 14: I'm wondering if if if I need a kitteny, and

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Speaker 14: I'm wondering if you can give me one of yours.

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Speaker 14: When they go in and get your paint, they go

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Speaker 4: Did you say you wanted them to take one of

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Speaker 14: Yeah, and give it to me because I need one.

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Speaker 4: You gonna call me with some fat that man, this

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Speaker 14: But see what I'm asking you is what me?

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Speaker 10: Man?

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Speaker 14: Brother Conny, what harm is it? If you already open

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Speaker 4: Oh, you ain't hearing a damn thing I said?

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Speaker 9: Have you?

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Speaker 4: I said, I'll be man, you're crazy as hell. Now

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Speaker 4: call the pastor because here's a going on here. You

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Speaker 4: of fact, you too damn new to know who you're

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Speaker 4: talking to. What I'm saying is you have two two?

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Speaker 4: Look like you said you say they did the MRI.

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Speaker 4: I got two kidneys. You got to one of your advantage.

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Speaker 4: That's your problem. Mister. Let me tell you something. I'm

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Speaker 14: All I'm saying is, if you're gonna be opening laying

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Speaker 4: What is it gonna hurt? I don't got me wond

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Speaker 4: now you gonna tell him? Am mope me laying on

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Speaker 4: I need to meet you before I get to the hospital,

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Speaker 4: and nobody can help. They got that damn bad getting

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Speaker 4: you won't feel a damn thing I got that. I'll

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Speaker 4: Take care of me, because what you talking about I

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Speaker 4: ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You

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Speaker 4: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?

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Speaker 4: What as you listen to me?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 4: How to listen to you? And you ain't talking about

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Speaker 4: nothing that's got nothing to do with what's going on

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Speaker 14: Land in you what you're not?

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Speaker 4: Just say one more thing and then I'm gonna let

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Speaker 14: That's just left you timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 14: You just got thanked by your daughter.

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Speaker 8: Oh Lord, have.

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Speaker 4: That girl, Lord have mercy, Lord, have much Jesus and

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Speaker 4: you all right? Brother cordless man, you have made me

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Speaker 14: Using that I and stopped a long time ago talking

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Speaker 14: that away. Please forgive me, Lord, help brother con. I

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Speaker 14: It's gotta be y'all here. I don't even remember the.

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Speaker 4: Name of it now, Steve Harvey, MA, Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: Lord help us. I ain't gonna forget it now.

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Speaker 1: That's it. You're listening morning shows.

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Speaker 12: Time. Now for ask the CLO with our chief love officer.

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Speaker 12: He knows all about love, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. This is from Jan and Pittsburgh.

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Speaker 12: Jan writes, I am a busty, thirty seven year old

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Speaker 12: single female dating a fifty five year old man, and

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Speaker 12: his left hand is on my chest.

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Speaker 1: In left hand, he didn't reach cross. They're in England,

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Speaker 12: If we're sitting alone he's caressing my chest while we talk.

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Speaker 12: I don't feel like he's even paying attention to me.

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Speaker 12: How do I figure out if it's me or my

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Speaker 1: Well, it's all three of y'all. I mean, you know

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Speaker 8: You know?

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Speaker 9: Look, you know, I mean you know is y'all you

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Speaker 9: know it ain't just you. Stop separating your self like

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Speaker 9: you don't know where they come from, you don't know

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Speaker 9: Now listen to me. The first thing you said was

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Speaker 1: You mentioned, you didn't say to us.

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Speaker 9: You was lovely, a wonderful conversationalist, intelligent, you know, fun, caring,

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Speaker 1: Your description of yourself was I'm a busty. Femail. I

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Speaker 9: Yea. So now when he driving, he got one hand

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Speaker 9: Now listen to me, but I mean I understand that,

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Speaker 9: show who's had this happened to them? And y'all must

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Speaker 9: y'all know y'all have Shirley and Carlin. Y'all know y'all

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Speaker 9: have had this happen to you. Don't act brand new

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Speaker 1: Eight it's a brand new year. How many times have

445
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: you slapped your husband? Boys? Stop? We're moving on. That's

446
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: what I thought, Yes, Lizelle, what does you trip in? Folks?

447
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 1: We're moving on?

448
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 12: Carlo Lizelle and Startbridge says, I paid two hundred and

449
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 12: seventy three dollars to get my aunt out of jail.

450
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 12: She got into a big fight with her boyfriend and

451
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 12: he called the police. She was mad because I picked

452
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,919
Speaker 12: him up from work and she accused us of messing around.

453
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,400
Speaker 12: Backstory is he and I have been friends and since

454
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 12: we were eighteen, and she has a problem with it.

455
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 12: She told me she isn't paying me back and how

456
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 12: do I get my money without beating her tail?

457
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 9: Well, let me ask you a question. Where y'all live

458
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 9: where you can get out of jail for two hundred seventy.

459
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, I've heard of that type dog Temmy.

460
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm stuck. I'm just trying to figure out seventy three.

461
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 9: The parking tickets costs more than that. If you speed

462
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 9: in a school zone, it's two fifty. You can whoop

463
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Speaker 9: somebody ass. Police department come pick you up or rest you.

464
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: Drive you down there? Shall you put you in.

465
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 9: Some garments, give you a meal, dush you with the lie,

466
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 9: and now you can get out of that for two

467
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 9: hundred and seventy three dollars?

468
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 1: What county is your ass in? People asked, we'll start

469
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: whipping for two dolls. Look, and the name is a giveaway,

470
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: the Zeil. Where in the Deep South.

471
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 9: Is your ass can get arrested and get out two

472
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 9: hundred and seventy three dollars. What is the processing feet

473
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 9: at Chelle County Jail? No, y'all's jail got to be

474
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 9: connected to the mail's office. City Hall in the jail

475
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 9: is the same building. This is just the damn this

476
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 9: thing I've ever heard. I don't know how you gonna

477
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 9: get your money back?

478
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.

479
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Go ahead, shere

480
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: the next question, Missy.

481
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Speaker 12: We're moving on, Missy, and Phoenix says, I'm a forty

482
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Speaker 12: nine year old married woman and I need to know

483
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Speaker 12: if my husband is cheating on me. I saw his

484
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 12: stebit card transactions and he spent money at Bath and

485
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Speaker 12: body Works and Forever twenty one. I asked him why

486
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 12: he was in those stores, and he said he would

487
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Speaker 12: have to report those purchases as fraud. He went so

488
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Speaker 12: far as to cancel his depth card and request a

489
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Speaker 12: new one. I think it's all a cover up.

490
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Speaker 9: See a liar and hell no, hell no, he is

491
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 9: what he was supposed to do. I want to take clap, clap,

492
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 9: hands off to your homie. Cancel the debit card reported

493
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 9: as thefth something that hell is going on? Yes, sir, perfect,

494
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 9: hell no, he isn't a liar. No, no, because and

495
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you why, because y'all forty nine fifty

496
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 9: year old men don't even know what Forever twenty one is.

497
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: I promise you he don't.

498
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 9: And Bath and Bodyworks said, that ain't a combination of

499
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 9: what we buy for a lover. That ain't that ain't

500
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 9: a mistress purchase. We don't buy bath and bodywork products.

501
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 9: We don't buy products like that for mistresses.

502
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: What do they buy?

503
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 8: Men?

504
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 11: Like?

505
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: What's going on?

506
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Speaker 9: To the so you know we're talking, listen to me.

507
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 9: This lingerie is big. Airplane tickets is big. Hotels is big.

508
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 9: Spa treatments as big.

509
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 8: Uh.

510
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,719
Speaker 9: These are gifts that you buy, you know, stuff uh uh,

511
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 9: Gym memberships, you know, stuff that has a lasting effect

512
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 9: that you can benefit from as the man.

513
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: Yes, rent is huge and I'm not mad at that.

514
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 15: You know, now, how does how is he supposed to

515
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 15: pay for this? So this card situation, this.

516
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 1: To never go on a card.

517
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 9: Everchase this is immediately go down and get your ass

518
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 9: a cash withdraw and do all cash purchases and hand

519
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 9: deliver all of this.

520
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: Don't don't no paper trail. So reason out of a

521
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: not a joint account. Then to look at the money too?

522
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 9: Well, see even if it's a joint account, you got

523
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 9: to take the cash out. What did you do with

524
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 9: the cash? I spent it?

525
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: One? Let me ask you this how how upset was

526
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: he when excuse me say it again because he was

527
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: talking to say it again?

528
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm saying, I'm asking you how upset was the

529
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 12: husband when he learned that it was fraud on his card?

530
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 8: Yes?

531
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: I want to hear that.

532
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 6: What wow?

533
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 9: Hell no, not my car. You know I've been hearing

534
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 9: about this right here. Hold on, what's the number, baby, baby?

535
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 9: What is the number to the bank? Who the hell

536
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 9: got what is forget.

537
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: Your twenty one? It's one? Why just forget your twenty one?

538
00:28:54,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: It's forever twenty one? Thank you to see you're listening

539
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: Morning show. All right? Jay is here.

540
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 12: Yes, he wrote another book. You said it was a

541
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 12: twenty eighth one, Steve.

542
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:10,959
Speaker 2: Probably.

543
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 13: This book is really home hitting and everybody can relate

544
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 13: to this. The name of this book is called if

545
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 13: You're the only one in the house working, damn it.

546
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,479
Speaker 2: These are the rules.

547
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: That's the name of the book.

548
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 13: Okay, if you don't, if you're the only one in

549
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 13: the house working, you can change the channel. Don't matter

550
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 13: what nobody else is watching. If they say I'm watching that,

551
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 13: you can say I'm paying for that, so you can

552
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 13: change the damn jump.

553
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, a great feeling.

554
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm the only one in the house working. My new book.

555
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 2: Chapter this is chapter thirteen. You only only you. Since

556
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: you're working, only you get to use the good towels.

557
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: You don't have a job.

558
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: You use them up ass towns the value behind them

559
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: with Okay.

560
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the only one, the one with the holes

561
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: in it.

562
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 9: But those are the ones, you ragging ass, tie the

563
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 9: ones we keep under the sink.

564
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: Then where your towels at?

565
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 13: Yes, that's where your towels and minor fluffy, soft and

566
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 13: naked turtle lie, salt and tidy bowl.

567
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: And two extra rolls of toilet Love it you love it?

568
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 2: Love it?

569
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: Go ahead.

570
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 13: If you're the only one working in the house, you

571
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 13: set the curfew as to when people can come in.

572
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: I may or may not give you a key, Okay,

573
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 2: I may or may not.

574
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: Damn if you have a clock, all these jones is locked.

575
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: That's what I'm seve read. I'm not getting up. Yeah,

576
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: I'm better ask you no doughbells than.

577
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: You did those lock at twelve. Matter of fact, soon

578
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: as the news go off, I'm going to lock up.

579
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to bed. Thank you.

580
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 2: Here's another chapter. This is a lung chapter.

581
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 13: If you have if I allow you to have a pet,

582
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 13: I don't need to see him. I don't need to

583
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 13: hear him, and I don't need to smell him, Okay,

584
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 13: I don't. I need to know that that pet is

585
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 13: not in the damn house. Well, your ass is down

586
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 13: to fish, thank you.

587
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 9: They're gonna be coming here with no damn burny rabbits,

588
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 9: thank you, cat you dogs say erbos.

589
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be watching nothing run around on no wheel.

590
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 13: You can have a fish and his ass got to

591
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 13: be in the corner if I feel like you should

592
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 13: have a fish.

593
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 2: All this is very important that you spoke on Steve.

594
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 13: I will have my own and I'm gonna count the

595
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 13: little sections my very own roll of tillet paper that

596
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 13: will not be touched. Okay, my role, my damn it,

597
00:31:54,680 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 13: that's my roleroom into the bathroom and back with me.

598
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: Thank you if I don't touch Yeah, what what I'm counting? Squaesh?

599
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: What them ragged ass tiles is fault?

600
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: Use them? Rake them out and dry them out and

601
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 2: hang them up.

602
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, rancher, So Jay, this isn't all in your new book,

603
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 12: my brand new book work.

604
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: I'm the only one working in this house. These are

605
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 2: the rules, damn it.

606
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 8: Number one.

607
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 2: Here's another chapter of this chapter sixteen.

608
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 13: If I allow you to have a side hustle in

609
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 13: that house, meaning you're doing hair, you're doing hell, you

610
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 13: ain't sitting on a personal trainer.

611
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: I get a cut and.

612
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 16: Expressly if you sell it weed, fit.

613
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: It fit half whatever?

614
00:32:55,040 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, over a halfstock had hey j had Yeah, I

615
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 9: like chapter number or thirty two?

616
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: Oh which what I like that?

617
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

618
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: But the name of this chapter is because I said.

619
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 9: So, uh huh, it's a good chapter's like your because

620
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 9: I said so, anybody ask a question in this damn house? Right,

621
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 9: refer to chapter thirty two, damn it because I said said.

622
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: So, that's it. That's book.

623
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Speaker 2: It's another another chapter, chapter chapter forty. This is a

624
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 2: good chapter.

625
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: Seve how many chapters in the book.

626
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: Oh oh, this is a big book.

627
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: Talking about about one hundred and eighteen forty.

628
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 2: It says if I go to bed early, I go

629
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: to bed early. Everybody goes to bed early that yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,

630
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: we all go to bed at this. I don't have

631
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 2: to be in the bed hearing you up. Look what

632
00:33:59,000 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: you up for?

633
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: What the night person?

634
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 2: You ain't got to go to go to bed. You

635
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 2: go to bed, Okay, going there.

636
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 9: Walk to but the TVs go off? Yes, no, no,

637
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 9: I'm gonna let you do your last one. But man,

638
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 9: I want to thank you for chapter sixty four six.

639
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 9: When I'm sitting on the tarlet, I like the door open,

640
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 9: Do not pull it shut.

641
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 1: You're kidding me. Right, you're kidding me, right, Chapter sixty four.

642
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the tarlet. I like the door open.

643
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: You're not in my house, walk past and pull it shut.

644
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm shutting house. Now, you're not shutting nothing.

645
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 15: I'm shutting the dough if you're in there using the

646
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 15: bathroom with door your.

647
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 8: Chap.

648
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: No, you won't, you won't.

649
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not.

650
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: This is you don't pay for the show.

651
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 13: When I wake up in the morning to go to work,

652
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 13: I can make as much damn noise.

653
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: As I want to make. Don't say a damn thing.

654
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: Don't be sing me.

655
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 8: Now.

656
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: What you need to do is get some work. Now,

657
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: that's what you need to do. But you can't get

658
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 1: out of this house because you ain't got nowhere else

659
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: to go.

660
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 2: Mister Tom Now when you wake up, no, hell, don't know.

661
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 12: Ain't keeping good Jay's new book if you're the only

662
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 12: one working in the house.

663
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 1: Uh this heavy? You're listening hard morning show.

664
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Speaker 12: All right, guys, it's time to play around of would

665
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 12: you rather here we go? Would you rather get away

666
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 12: with any lie you tell, any you tell you can

667
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 12: get away with it?

668
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: Or would you rather Hey, my whole life goal right there, baby,

669
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what I won't a go ahead? Or

670
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: this is for you junior? Or would you rather detect

671
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: any lie you hear?

672
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 8: So?

673
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: Would you rather be able to get away with one

674
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: or be able to tell lying? We need them?

675
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 7: Yeah?

676
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: A all day? But don't you care if someone is

677
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 1: lying to you? I would lie back. Just two liars talking.

678
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 17: That's a good conversation to waven what elball we should

679
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 17: do that one day, we should lie to each other

680
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 17: on a coke.

681
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: Just the whole damn thing. I just want to be

682
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: all mind.

683
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:57,439
Speaker 9: Be believable, Yeah, be my whole gold in life anyway, man, Lord,

684
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 9: thank you Jesus.

685
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: To say this and she finn to believe it.

686
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 2: Yes, she's afraid of lighting you too.

687
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 9: I don't hear the damn I've been lying to before.

688
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 9: I can handle it, y'all. One can't handle.

689
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: I want the truth. I want to know the truth now.

690
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: I want what sound good? I love you? I love

691
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: you too, Thank you, baby, see you tomorrow.

692
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 9: Okay, can't wait, Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie,

693
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 9: ain't no problem lie to me?

694
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my god. Oh you're the best out of head,

695
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: Thank you, baby, best out of head? Too? Cool? Great, line. Yeah, yeah,

696
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: I love it, I tell you the same way.

697
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 15: Absolutely.

698
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 17: Let me tell you why, surely because me and his

699
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 17: research department ain't good at all. We ain't researching nothing

700
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 17: to find out it's the truth.

701
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: No, it ain't be truth. We don't care now, okay, whatever?

702
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 12: All right, Well here's another one. Would you rather never

703
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 12: pay for taxes? We never pay for gas?

704
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 9: You were gonna say that, Yeah, yeah, I'm about the

705
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:08,399
Speaker 9: hell out this gas? Hey, hey, hey, I don't give

706
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 9: a damn of gas? Is thirty dollars a gallon? If

707
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 9: I could just get out of a.

708
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: All right?

709
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 12: Would you rather be a star of a small movie

710
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 12: or be an extra and a really big movie like

711
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 12: Top Gun, Maverick or something?

712
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 1: No damn extra walking around?

713
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 18: Ain't got no hey, hey stop gun we talk.

714
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: I'll be of a small ass line.

715
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 12: You're on the floor, you're part all right? One last one?

716
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 12: If we have time. Would you rather German chocolate cake.

717
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: Or cherry Hey? O, lord, cherry pie?

718
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 9: Because you know why, because it's hard to find a

719
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 9: good cherry pash, Because I know that's what you make.

720
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: Anybody's sliding my dim or somewhere on?

721
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: What are you saying?

722
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 14: All right?

723
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded.

724
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 12: Would you rather coming up more of the Steve Harvey

725
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 12: Morning Show right after this?

726
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

727
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 12: Let's have some fun, guys, come on time to play

728
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 12: Who on the show would you trust?

729
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: All right, Carla has a list of questions for us.

730
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: Let's go Carla, all right, Chirley, guys, here we go.

731
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: Who would you trust?

732
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 8: So?

733
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: Who on the show would you trust to bail you

734
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: out of jail? Anybody where the money resides?

735
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 15: Yeah, he ain't gonna answer that phone when they called. Now,

736
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 15: let me tell you that that one call you got,

737
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 15: You're not he not tacking that up.

738
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call somebody else tell them right.

739
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 11: So same question for you, Steve, who would you call

740
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 11: on this show to bail you out of jail?

741
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 15: You got to do a blow, got a huff because

742
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 15: because in his mind, ain't none of us.

743
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 9: Got no money? Well, oh, y'all got enough money to

744
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 9: get me out. But who would pick up the phone

745
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 9: and act?

746
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 1: First? Monica wasna get through to be on the internet

747
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: because she'll want to post it on her igh.

748
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 11: G Hey, all right, here's another question. Who on this

749
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 11: show would you trust to protect you from an intruder.

750
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 11: Let's go Tommy, anybody.

751
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 9: Okay, So you can't pick yourself, you can't, well, of

752
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 9: course me. But I picked Tommy because he's hot headed.

753
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 8: Yeah.

754
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gonna do something. He's gonna spring in action,

755
00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 1: gonna be a problem, Tommy. We all picked Thomas.

756
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 6: All right.

757
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 11: Who on this show would you trust to keep all

758
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 11: of your Vegas secrets?

759
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 1: Definitely not Monica, not the Mouth of the South. I

760
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 1: picked sure Yeah, you gamble, you don't drink.

761
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 9: Shirley, Yeah, yeah, because carl ain't gonna go down, because

762
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 9: because she haled Colt.

763
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 6: Okay, all right?

764
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 11: Who on this show would you trust to be kind

765
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 11: to your family if you died?

766
00:41:59,680 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 8: Yeah?

767
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: Everybody would be kind to the family. Okay, good, so everybody?

768
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: All right?

769
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: So who on this show would you trust to perform

770
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: c p R when you that have to be?

771
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 8: You are?

772
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: Shirley? You Sureley?

773
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 8: A Monica?

774
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: My father, he's other to Right now, I can't I

775
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: can't have them on these two. I can't wake up

776
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: in Jay over me blowing out and staying still y

777
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: standing on me with just give me an ambulance. Listen,

778
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: how get that? But he saved your lot.

779
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 9: I can hold my breath that long. Hell, I took

780
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 9: a shot, little brain damage. I've I'll recover some therapy.

781
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: At least when I wake up.

782
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 6: Your life.

783
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 15: Here, at least when I wake up switch places with him.

784
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 15: Don't let me see him over me, least on y'all.

785
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: Okay, that's crazy.

786
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.

787
00:42:59,160 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: This is a good one right here.

788
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 11: Who on the show would you trust to keep your

789
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 11: sex tape from falling into the wrong hands?

790
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 10: God?

791
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: Well, well, first of all, look who had the biggest reaction.

792
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 9: That means there's a possibility to dance a tape out

793
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 9: there somewhere.

794
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 14: They don't.

795
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 8: They don't.

796
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: They don't.

797
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 15: They don't play v HS is no more. They don't

798
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 15: have no more VHS.

799
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: We got ggital baby.

800
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 2: Wow.

801
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: All right, look at the time we gotta say, Junior,

802
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: I say ju coming up baxt On, not Carla or me?

803
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: Okay I Carla. Y'all are looking at it.

804
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 9: Hell now, y'all, y'all are sending to the wise, you know, not.

805
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 6: For free.

806
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: Up next to the nephew with today's prank phone call.

807
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show coming up.

808
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,919
Speaker 1: At about four minutes after the hour.

809
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 12: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is

810
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 12: there's something he needs to know. All right, we'll find

811
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 12: out what that's all a bit about and see if

812
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 12: she'll tell him in a bit. But right now it

813
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 12: is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

814
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 12: What you got for his neph you know, I got

815
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 12: something for you?

816
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: And and calling I got some for y'all?

817
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 8: What is it?

818
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 14: What is it?

819
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 15: This is the church calendar, Sureley, you would be what

820
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 15: July you know on the calendar.

821
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: Pula, uh, my birthday month. That's what you're doing it

822
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: on October?

823
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 4: Is that what you do?

824
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 15: That's it right there? You would be you would be

825
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 15: in October, you understand. And uh you know, uh, you

826
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 15: know this ain't with no robes on. That this ain't

827
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 15: with no robes on. Just lett, y'all know, is just

828
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 15: a shot.

829
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: And I like the church. You're saying, we ain't.

830
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 15: Doing his shot? Yeah, yeah, okay, church calling. But let's

831
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 15: go cat though, y'all know what the hell y'all what

832
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 15: I'm talking about here?

833
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 8: Come on?

834
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: Kay too much?

835
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 10: Hello?

836
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Allison.

837
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 10: Allison, Alison, She's not here, Man, she had work as

838
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 10: a speaker.

839
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 8: Hey, this is this is brother Lester, brother lefty. How

840
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 8: you doing today?

841
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 10: All right Lester, brother Lester right from the church. Okay, okay,

842
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 10: oh but my right, right right right?

843
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 8: You're a husband right with Jared. I'm sure? Yeah. This

844
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 8: is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, I met you a couple

845
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 8: of times, Jery Wayne seen you in a minute though. Man,

846
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 8: I've been working on Sundays and I said it. I

847
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 8: was gonna try to make it, but I told her,

848
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 8: you know, I want to get involved. You know this

849
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 8: year it's gonna be a better year. I'm gonna get involved.

850
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 14: Man.

851
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 8: Well, come on down, man. We we love you, that's

852
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 8: for sure. Man. Can I give you a number when

853
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 8: she can call me back? Well?

854
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, sure?

855
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 4: Is this about?

856
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 8: You know, let's send us something. What's going on? Actually

857
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 8: the single ministry? Man, I'm over the Single Ministry and

858
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 8: we're raising some money. So we're actually putting together a

859
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 8: calendar and we wanted her to give us a call

860
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 8: about it. Okay, so let me let me get let

861
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 8: me give my number real quick. Wait a minute.

862
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 10: Okay, you say a calendar, So the church is doing

863
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 10: the calendar, But is it like the couples like we

864
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 10: come in like how it'd always be like the couples

865
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 10: come in and be like, this is mister and missus.

866
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 8: I mean a calendar. No, no, no, what we're doing

867
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 8: to see a lot of the guys got together. What

868
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 8: we're gonna do is a mount swimsuit calendar. And we're

869
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 8: gonna be trying to put that together. Man, So let

870
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 8: me give you my number, man, because I want to

871
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 8: call all the guys were saying, if she get on

872
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 8: the calendar, he'll probably get solid.

873
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 14: You know.

874
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 10: Wait a minute, wait a minute, whoa wo woar. Let's

875
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 10: slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,

876
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 10: a calendar, I swim suit calendar for the single ministry

877
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 10: at the church.

878
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 8: What it is? Gerald, were gonna be the first church

879
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 8: to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar? You see

880
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 8: what I'm saying.

881
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 10: No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.

882
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 10: You call it for us my wife to be in it.

883
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 10: And you sure you got the right number because where there?

884
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 8: I mean because your wife is Alison?

885
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 10: Right, yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all,

886
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 10: did what's this man about? All the guys y'all got

887
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 10: together y'all voted about Okay, I'm trying to take.

888
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 8: This slow man.

889
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 10: Oh God, hold my tongue right man, because I'm sure

890
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 10: I don't understand.

891
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 8: Where you're going with this. And listen, we're gonna get

892
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 8: sister Gidgery. She gonna be Miss March June is like

893
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 8: pretty much in the middle of the year, we want

894
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 8: your wife to be the big centerphold.

895
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 10: Please please tell me you're not tiring my house this

896
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 10: morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,

897
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,439
Speaker 10: a swimsuit calendar. But then on top of that, y'all

898
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 10: a'll got together, y'all voted that y'all want my wife

899
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 10: to be in a swim to calendar fay Church.

900
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 8: Okay, well, well wait a man, I mean look at

901
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 8: this on the positive side, man, what this is? See,

902
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 8: like I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry

903
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 8: and the Single Ministry and getting ready to go on

904
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 8: a big trip.

905
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 4: Got to do with the singles Ministry.

906
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 10: She's knowing it made I don't know the people that

907
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 10: said the single ministry, Why you telling talking about my

908
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 10: wife and busing something like this. You hold them that.

909
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 10: Oh Jesus help me.

910
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 8: Hey man, you you you should feel honored man, that

911
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 8: your wife is.

912
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 10: Looking at my wife like that. Man, we coming in

913
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 10: there and we try to get help and we try

914
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 10: to do it. Y'all looking at my wife's time, but

915
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 10: y'all want my wife to be in a swim suit contest. Man,

916
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 10: do you understand what that is?

917
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 8: Man?

918
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 10: They ain't number some pennies. Man, So y'all looked at

919
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 10: my wife time. Y'all want my wife to be hit a.

920
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 8: Pennies saying what you gotta understand? Chill this right? Him

921
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 8: means for the single ministry, which we got a big

922
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 8: trip coming up, so we raising money.

923
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 10: What do y'all doing? Man, it's not something you do

924
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 10: at the church?

925
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 11: Man.

926
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 10: You have car washes mad without man, we watched cars. Man,

927
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 10: y'all talking about Canada? Man, what are you doing it?

928
00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 11: Man?

929
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 4: What type of your this is?

930
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 8: This?

931
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 10: Flip turning two? Man?

932
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 8: See Joel that the difference is on this whole thing. Man,

933
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 8: don't be upset about what it is that man, we

934
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 8: don't found something that ain't no other church done. Before

935
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 8: you see what I'm saying.

936
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 10: The reason ain't no other church done is because this

937
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 10: is wrong. Man. What committee got to get on something

938
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 10: like this? Man? What is wrong with you?

939
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 8: Hey, dog? You got to understand.

940
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 4: Listen.

941
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 8: We got sister Gidgrit, we got Sister Vickie.

942
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 10: Okay, said the things that signed out on this, You

943
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 10: got these women in the church and that they gonna

944
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 10: put on swim suits.

945
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 8: Well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list.

946
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 10: We got them on our list because I'm saying, ain't

947
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 10: nobody getting with you?

948
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 4: Man? What is wrong with you?

949
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:36,799
Speaker 9: Man?

950
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 8: Hey man, listen, just to help us get start it.

951
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 8: Do you have a picture of Sister Alison in a swimsuit?

952
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 10: Look, man, I ain't giving you no picture of my wife,

953
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 10: but no swimsuit.

954
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 14: Man.

955
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 8: No, this is just something we're trying to do for

956
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 8: the ministry.

957
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 2: Dude.

958
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 10: You know what, are you at the church and you

959
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 10: work at the church full time part time? I'm at

960
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 10: the church, okay, are you there there?

961
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 8: Nah, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be

962
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 8: there for clours later on this evening.

963
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 10: Okay, what time do colid?

964
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 8: Rehearsal start left seven o'clock.

965
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 10: But while you, lester, what I want you to do

966
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 10: is for me before you go to rehearsal, can you

967
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 10: just be right in the front right quick? I just

968
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 10: want to we need to meet personally right quick, bless

969
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 10: me and you. So I'm gonna come to the rehearsal

970
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 10: and then let's talk about this face to face because

971
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 10: this over the phone and out and this is not

972
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 10: worth it right now, and I need to meet the

973
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 10: person that's calling my howel talking about my wife doing

974
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 10: all the cdiotic type. So let's meet right in the front. Brother,

975
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 10: First you go to sing. I got something for you

976
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 10: to sing, gay dooks. So meet me in the front, man,

977
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 10: please before you go in, Lester, because we ain't gonna

978
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 10: talk about this no more over the phone. Let's talk

979
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 10: about this in person.

980
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 8: Okay, First, I mean you gotta calm down. Man, Why

981
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 8: don't even understand why you already like you know what?

982
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna come down, Lester.

983
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 8: Seven. So it started at seven.

984
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 10: Let's do six fifty five, Lester. I think this is

985
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 10: gonna work for us. This is gonna help your caller

986
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 10: to get out the wait that you really really needed

987
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 10: to get out. Man, I got something for you that's

988
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 10: gonna help just calls. Please be outside at six fifty five.

989
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 10: Please don't go on there.

990
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you.

991
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got

992
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 10: a nice picture for you.

993
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside

994
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 8: waiting on you when you get there. You and who

995
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 8: Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

996
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 8: We're gonna be right outside in the front of the church.

997
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 8: Oh man, this man, Hey man, your brother Jason told

998
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 8: me the prank phone call you man, God, man, you

999
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 8: know you know what you said. Tell him, I said,

1000
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 8: if that fool who came to church more often, he

1001
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 8: would know that this is a prank phone. Come, oh dad,

1002
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 8: I'm glad it is. Mann.

1003
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 10: You just imagine how to draw up to that church acting.

1004
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 8: The food ain't many? I got. I gotta ask you

1005
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 8: this here, man, what is the baddest and I mean

1006
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 8: the baddest radio show in the land?

1007
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 10: Man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1008
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: Man, Now you have it, y'all.

1009
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 15: Feel a little uncomfortable now with you y'all, don't man

1010
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 15: being on telege?

1011
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: What that's not the right word on your phone?

1012
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 8: That's it?

1013
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: What if I get y'all in some wet robes? How

1014
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: about that? Oh God, you can't say what? Put them

1015
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: in some wet robes.

1016
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 15: What I hate you and your cat saying that just

1017
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 15: home on the robe on you just just dripping wet

1018
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 15: right there? What even like your church, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not

1019
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 15: only am I shooting my TV show Ready to Love

1020
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 15: in your city, the City of Brotherly Love, but I'm

1021
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 15: also telling them jokes. That's right, Helium Comedy Club. That

1022
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 15: is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The Nephew

1023
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 15: is in town. Tickets and own sale right now now.

1024
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 15: I said it, Ay, Shirly, it's on you.

1025
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: Coming up next.

1026
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 12: Strawberry Letter subject he stole my wife right from under me.

1027
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 2: Wow.

1028
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.

1029
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

1030
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:22,280
Speaker 12: And if you need advice on relationships, on sex, on work,

1031
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 12: on parenting, on dating, and more. Please submit your Strawberry

1032
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 12: letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

1033
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: We'll do our best to help you.

1034
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 12: We could be reading your letter live on the air,

1035
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 12: just like we're going to read this one right here

1036
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:38,919
Speaker 12: right now.

1037
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 15: Book Love, Hold on tight, we got a coin can

1038
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,839
Speaker 15: give it is strawbaby letter.

1039
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: This letter makes me.

1040
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 12: Sad right here subject he stole my wife from write

1041
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 12: up under me. Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a

1042
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 12: hard working, faithful man. I was married for fifteen years

1043
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 12: to my college sweetheart. I never had any problems in

1044
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 12: my marriage until I tried to help out a friend.

1045
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 12: Here's what happened. My wife had a best friend and

1046
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 12: the friend was married to a big time cheater. We

1047
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 12: were always there for her if she was going through

1048
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,400
Speaker 12: drama with her husband. Their marriage finally ended when her

1049
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 12: husband got her cousin pregnant. She put him out of

1050
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 12: the house and he didn't have anywhere to go. So

1051
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 12: I talked my wife into letting him stay with us

1052
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 12: for a while so he could sort things out. The

1053
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 12: first week he kept to himself, and he slept a

1054
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 12: whole lot when he wasn't at work. The second week

1055
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 12: he started talking more. I came home from work one

1056
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 12: day and he and my wife had cooked together and

1057
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 12: we all sat and ate. Going into the third week,

1058
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 12: I sat down with him to see if he'd made

1059
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 12: other living arrangements. He informed me that he was very

1060
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 12: comfortable in my house, and he said my wife I

1061
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 12: loved having him there. He told me that he could

1062
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 12: tell my wife needed to be loved properly. So he

1063
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 12: seduced her, and he's been making love to her almost

1064
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 12: daily for the past two weeks.

1065
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: You can guess what happened next.

1066
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 12: I grabbed him and I slung him to the ground,

1067
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,280
Speaker 12: and my wife rushed in and yelled for me to stop.

1068
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 12: She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.

1069
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 12: Fast forward to the present. I have a new house.

1070
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 12: He's in my old house with my wife and they

1071
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 12: are getting married when our divorce is final. He took

1072
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 12: my kindness for weakness and stole my wife from right

1073
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 12: up under me. I still want to put Yeah, I

1074
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 12: still want to put hands on him, but there's no

1075
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 12: use in it because he already got my wife. It's

1076
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 12: going to be hard for me to trust another female.

1077
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 12: How could I move past this and find happiness again?

1078
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: Wow? Now you see why this letter makes me sad.

1079
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 12: This, I mean, just when you think you've heard it all,

1080
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 12: I'm just really sorry because you sound like a truly

1081
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 12: nice man. You sound like a nice guy. You know,

1082
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 12: women ask all the time we're the nice guys. You

1083
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 12: know there are no more nice guys. Well, this was

1084
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,439
Speaker 12: truly a nice guy. These weren't even your friends. These

1085
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 12: were your wife's friends. She was your wife's best friend.

1086
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 12: You weren't even come on, You stepped in to help

1087
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 12: your wife's best friend's husband out. You didn't have to

1088
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 12: do any of this. You didn't have to do it,

1089
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 12: and I know you're probably asking yourself.

1090
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: Why you did. Now, this loser and a man. I'm

1091
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: being kind when I use that word. He stabbed you

1092
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 1: in your back so hard.

1093
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 12: Then he twisted that knife. Okay, but I can't blame

1094
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 12: him entirely because your wife played.

1095
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: A big role. What is wrong with her? What is

1096
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: wrong with your wife?

1097
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 12: You guys have been college sweethearts and been married for

1098
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 12: fifteen years. So she lets this guy come in here,

1099
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 12: and after two weeks, she's sleeping with the guy and

1100
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 12: defending him, trying to pull you off him when he

1101
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 12: clearly deserved a beat down. He was very comfortable in

1102
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 12: not only living in your house, but you know, taking

1103
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 12: liberties with your wife and everything else.

1104
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: And now he's staying in your house. This is terrible.

1105
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 12: I blame your wife for allowing this to go down,

1106
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 12: but more than that, I blame him because you were

1107
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 12: just showing kindness to another man who needed it at

1108
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 12: the time. I think he overstayed. You allowed him to overstay.

1109
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 12: Three weeks is too long. He should have gotten it

1110
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 12: together by then, and if he didn't, he should have

1111
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 12: moved on.

1112
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: How do you move on?

1113
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 12: One way is to hopefully, you know, get some female

1114
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 12: companionship in your life. That's one way you can do it,

1115
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 12: move forward and have happiness again. You say it's hard

1116
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 12: for you to trust females. All females aren't like that.

1117
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 12: I hope you know that, But you know, start slowly

1118
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 12: with friendship from a female and take it from there.

1119
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 12: You can move on and get past this. And you're

1120
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 12: gonna have to try and forget Steve.

1121
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 9: I don't see nothing about no moving on in this letter.

1122
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 9: This is just about this letter. Yes, I don't see

1123
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 9: them moving on.

1124
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 8: Huh.

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00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 9: Started with my ass You married fifteen years to your

1126
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 9: college sweetheart, got it. Never had problems in my marriage

1127
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 9: till I tried to help out a friend. Definition of friend.

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00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 9: Here's what happened. My wife had a best friend. So

1129
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 9: this is your wife's best friend and the friend was

1130
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 9: married to a big time Cheatoh now, nowhere in this

1131
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 9: letter really was you saying that this man was your friend,

1132
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 9: your wife's best friend, and the friend was married to

1133
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 9: a big time Cheaterah, we were always dare for her

1134
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 9: when she was going through drama with her husband.

1135
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: Y'all were always dare for her. You ain't mentioned this

1136
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: guy yet.

1137
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 9: Then the marriage five ended when her husband got her

1138
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 9: cousin pregnant. Okay, understood. She put him out the house.

1139
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 9: He didn't have nowhere to go. So then you talked

1140
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,920
Speaker 9: to your wife to let him stay with y'all for

1141
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 9: a while. When'd he become your friend? But y'all was

1142
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 9: with the lady to help her through all the trump

1143
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 9: Then she put the man out. Now y'all take him

1144
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 9: in too. What is y'all a shelter? You have to decide, dog,

1145
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 9: you got a home or a damn shelter?

1146
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: Now.

1147
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 9: The first week he kept to himself, and he slept

1148
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 9: a lot when he wasn't at work.

1149
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: Then the second week he started talking about hit the

1150
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: letter change.

1151
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 9: I come home from work one day he and my

1152
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 9: wife had cooked together, and we all sat down at

1153
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 9: eight This wedding letter in for me.

1154
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: Exactly this damn metal over cooking together fault.

1155
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 12: Well, have part two of Steve's response coming up A

1156
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 12: twenty three minutes to after be our subject of today's letter.

1157
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 12: He stole my wife from right up under me right

1158
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 12: after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve,

1159
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 12: come on, Let's recap today's Strawberry letters subject. He stole

1160
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 12: my wife right from under me, right from up under me.

1161
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 9: This letter unbelievable. You been married to college sweetheart. They

1162
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 9: ain't have no problems. Her best friend had and her

1163
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 9: friend her best friend her wife.

1164
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: Excuse me.

1165
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 9: His wife had a best friend who was married to

1166
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 9: a big time cheetah. Then y'all was always theare for

1167
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 9: going through the drama with her husband. Then the marriage

1168
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 9: ended when her husband got her cousin pregnant.

1169
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: She put him out of the house.

1170
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 9: He ain't have anywhere to go, so I talked my

1171
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 9: wife and letting him stay with us so he could

1172
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 9: sort things out. First week he had to himself, slept

1173
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 9: a whole lot. Then he wasn't at work. The second

1174
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 9: week he started talking more. I come home from work

1175
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 9: one day he and my wife had cooked it together,

1176
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 9: and we all sat down at eight cooking together for what.

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01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody here but me?

1178
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 9: You that are invited, and my wife Why is two

1179
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 9: people cooking this damn meal? Three people don't require help

1180
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 9: in the kitchen if your wife been cooking, it's just

1181
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 9: a little bit extra for one more half a cup

1182
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 9: more rice in the bowl uncooked. That blows up to

1183
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 9: two damn cups of eight rice. Okay, now that's what

1184
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 9: we start having a problem with right now. Now, going

1185
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 9: into the third week, I sat down with the man

1186
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 9: to see if he made other living arrangements. He informed

1187
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 9: me that he was very comfortable in my house right there.

1188
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 1: See, I don't know, I don't even.

1189
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 9: Know how we have in this conversation that nobody that

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01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 9: tell me, there's nobody that is no me we can

1191
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 9: make this statement to me that I'm very comfortable in

1192
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 9: your house. And he said my wife loved having him there. See,

1193
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 9: I don't know nobody that really know me that can

1194
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 9: open it, open their mouth and say these damn says.

1195
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 9: This ain't disrespectful. This you who you think you talking to?

1196
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: He told me he could tell my wife needed to

1197
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: be loved property. Now, stunning stuff just.

1198
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 9: Right there, because the dude that's writing this letter, it's

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01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 9: a little week ass dude. I'm sorry, man, this little

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01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 9: weeknds dude, because first of all, I can't write the

1201
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 9: letter into the type because he had to send it

1202
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 9: in an email. You can't email from jail, so I

1203
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 9: couldn't even send this letter. See, there's no way I

1204
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 9: can send this letter because my ass in jail. Dog,

1205
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 9: what did you say to me? He told me he

1206
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 9: could tell all my wife needed to be loved properly.

1207
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:06,919
Speaker 9: What so he seduced her and he's been making love

1208
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 9: to her almost daily for the.

1209
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: Past two weeks.

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01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 9: What old human can say these words to me and

1211
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 9: I sit down and type it?

1212
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: Dog, what don't I could tell your wife needed to

1213
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: be loved properly.

1214
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 12: That was it.

1215
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: I could tell your wife needed to be loved. That's it.

1216
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: That's it all after that has asked woman? All this hell.

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01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 9: First of all, you, my boy, you can tell my

1218
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 9: wife needed to be loved properly. That's when I stand up.

1219
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 9: I could tell your wife needs Okay. Then he said

1220
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 9: he been making love to her for daily for the

1221
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 9: past You then told me you screwed my word you

1222
01:03:58,880 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 9: thought you could.

1223
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 1: Say it, and then then then now this way, he

1224
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: trying to sound like a man.

1225
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 9: But I'm gonna tell you what. This didn't happen, y'all.

1226
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 9: He just did it for life. Yeah, no, no, no, no,

1227
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 9: he didn't do.

1228
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 8: This right here.

1229
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: You can guess what happened next. No, no, see next. No,

1230
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 1: we can't no, I can't beat it out.

1231
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 9: I grabbed him and slung him to the ground. That

1232
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 9: ain't even how we fight. No, ain't first because I

1233
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 9: grabbed him and slung him to the ground, and he

1234
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 9: let you.

1235
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: This is a dude that's bold enough to tell you

1236
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: he slept with your wife.

1237
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:37,640
Speaker 9: I grabbed him and slunk him to the ground, and

1238
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 9: my wife rushed in and yelled for me to stop.

1239
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.

1240
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:48,919
Speaker 1: What you don't know how.

1241
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 9: Long it would have took her to get me on him.

1242
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,880
Speaker 9: Do you know how many police cars would have been

1243
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 9: out side? He'd been all behind the refrigerator hiding. You know,

1244
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 9: I'm trying to kill this dude.

1245
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 15: Do you know?

1246
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 9: Don't got the kitchen dog? Getting fast forward to the present.

1247
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 9: She said it was all true, and she apologized to me.

1248
01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 9: Fast forward to the president. I have a new house.

1249
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 9: He's in my old house with my wife, and they

1250
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 9: are getting married when our divorce is final. What hey, dog,

1251
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 9: you living, You living in my house, the one I'm

1252
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 9: paying for. No man with her, No, no man, that's

1253
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 9: not happening. This, none of this is happening. This is unthinkable.

1254
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 9: He ain't no real man reading this letter going well,

1255
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 9: you know, Steve, what could he do? We all because

1256
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 9: we all sit in there going the question would.

1257
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: Be, what didn't I do?

1258
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:48,040
Speaker 9: Damn set his house on fire and killed everybody in here.

1259
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 9: We got yellow tape round the building, this chalk marks

1260
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 9: on the ground. We he didn't heed the weapons. He

1261
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 9: got DNA everywhere. The man ain't got no franking nails.

1262
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: Steve reedon. That's Steve in a coma and everybody else

1263
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: in the damn coma. That's what what it happened. Do

1264
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: you want to continue your response?

1265
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:11,160
Speaker 8: Yes, we do.

1266
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta take a break right here. Ever,

1267
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 1: it's time I see.

1268
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 12: You can post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter. It's

1269
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 12: Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the

1270
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 12: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now. Coming up at forty

1271
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,280
Speaker 12: six after the hour, We're gonna have part three of

1272
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,960
Speaker 12: Today's Strawberry Letters. Subject he stole my wife from right

1273
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 12: up under me. We'll get back into it right after this,

1274
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 12: you're listening.

1275
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, Steve, we were talking about this

1276
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 1: strawberry letter.

1277
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 12: You had a lot more to say on it subject

1278
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 12: he stole my wife from right up under me and just.

1279
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: Let it just a quick recap recap. Do we invite

1280
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: this man over to the house He ended up sleeping

1281
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 1: with his wife.

1282
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 9: Told him I was could look at your wife until

1283
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,240
Speaker 9: she needed to be loved property.

1284
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: I'm in sleeping with her every day for the past

1285
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: two weeks. So you know what happened next. I grabbed

1286
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 1: him and slung him to the ground. What hold on, dog,

1287
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gets stabbed? Let's be waiting.

1288
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 9: Ain't nobody were in the kitchen talking. You told me

1289
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 9: you've been sleeping my wife for two weeks. Ain't nobody

1290
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:27,760
Speaker 9: gets stamped. Ain't nobody head split open with a frying pad.

1291
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody got face hand down on the on the

1292
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: on the on the eye with the gas on it.

1293
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:35,840
Speaker 3: Everybody got all the ligaments.

1294
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 2: I didn't.

1295
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: I didn't reach behind the stove and snatch the gas

1296
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 1: line out and stick it in your butt. Now you go,

1297
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: now you talking?

1298
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 15: Now?

1299
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: I didn't slam your head in the freezer door nine times.

1300
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 1: I ain't do that. I slung him to the ground.

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01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: I grabbed him and slung him to the ground, slung

1302
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: him to the ground. So you don't believe it that

1303
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 1: because that's not how you guys are.

1304
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 9: You cannot tell no living man that that's married and

1305
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,959
Speaker 9: put in time with a wife and the dude sitting

1306
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 9: in his house and say these words to him, and

1307
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 9: his reaction is I grabbed him and slung him to

1308
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 9: the ground. Then my wife yelled and yelled for me

1309
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 9: to stop. So then he stopped so bad I can't

1310
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 9: even hear her.

1311
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and she need.

1312
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:31,879
Speaker 9: To get out the way while I'm throwing these blows

1313
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 9: an it down. Then he says, fast forward to the President.

1314
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 9: I got a new house. So you moved out your house,

1315
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,679
Speaker 9: and there's a man that's moved in your house that's

1316
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,559
Speaker 9: screwing your wife in that house.

1317
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:49,080
Speaker 1: This house, ain't this house don't have no soot damage

1318
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:51,679
Speaker 1: from the fire you set.

1319
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, you can actually live in this house. It ain't

1320
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 9: no water damage when the fire department comes. But ain't

1321
01:08:59,200 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 9: you ain't sitting No.

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01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 14: No.

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Speaker 1: Five. He's sleeping in the house screwing your wife.

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Speaker 9: You done went and got a new house, and they

1325
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 9: getting married when our divorce and y'all ain't even divorced,

1326
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,760
Speaker 9: so now you're still paying for this house. That he

1327
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 9: is't sleeping with your wife, Pardner, I'm gonna tell you

1328
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Speaker 9: right now. And none of this is happening with no

1329
01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 9: dudes I know. Okay, one of my best friends, Biggie Wi,

1330
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Speaker 9: if you sit in Big God and tell him you've

1331
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 9: been sleeping with his wife. Man, this is not even

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01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:31,760
Speaker 9: the news story.

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Speaker 1: We're on for eight out the greatest episode.

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Speaker 15: Everybody on that block that they house is in jail,

1335
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 15: the whole block.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, this is an episode of Forensic Files,

1337
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Speaker 1: the Greatest Wonder we go. Guy, you're listening morning show?

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Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette Jay.

1339
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Speaker 13: Please, It's very simple. We do that every week for

1340
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 13: three subject put them on the wheel, wed stop. We'll

1341
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 13: make it funny because we can do that. Watch it,

1342
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Speaker 13: Watch it all right, watch it?

1343
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,200
Speaker 1: Think could you hear the subjects incoherent?

1344
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:11,720
Speaker 12: Things you say when you wake up and swear you

1345
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 12: were not sleep Okay, Things people say when they get dumped,

1346
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 12: Excuses people give when they can't chip in on the bill.

1347
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 1: Those are subjects. We all know that I got your

1348
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 1: fred Let's spendish funny. People stop.

1349
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:42,080
Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

1350
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 12: you weren't sleep.

1351
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: Let's go what why?

1352
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,640
Speaker 2: Why is it duck driving volks Wagon? What's going on?

1353
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:48,400
Speaker 2: What's coming on?

1354
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,800
Speaker 1: Junior? Incoherent things you say when you wake up and

1355
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: swear you weren't sleep.

1356
01:10:57,240 --> 01:11:03,200
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I don't know, no, Tiffany, tim

1357
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 3: what I said that?

1358
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

1359
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,080
Speaker 12: you were asleep, Tommy.

1360
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:12,720
Speaker 1: I wanted to pee right there.

1361
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 15: I know what I'm doing. I wanted to pee right now. Okay,

1362
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 15: I know what I'm doing. Okay, I pee what I

1363
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 15: want to pee.

1364
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: Okay, cleave me alone, Come on, Steve.

1365
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:28,920
Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

1366
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:29,679
Speaker 12: you weren't asleep.

1367
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,879
Speaker 1: That that's because I wasn't at the fire.

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01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 12: Talking about we're playing comedy roulette. The subject is incoherent

1369
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 12: things you say when you wake up and swear you

1370
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:47,959
Speaker 12: were asleep.

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Speaker 2: J Ginger, bread Man, jump in my face, since you

1372
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 2: so bad?

1373
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,400
Speaker 1: Hey, you're in a deep sleep.

1374
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

1375
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 12: you weren't asleep. O, Lord, you really thought about breast?

1376
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:11,800
Speaker 3: So Lord, you really you really thought about brest.

1377
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 14: I like.

1378
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 1: And coherent things you say when you wake up and

1379
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,600
Speaker 1: swear you weren't asleep, nep you.

1380
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:24,639
Speaker 15: I'm watching that. Put it back on fantasy Island. I'm

1381
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 15: watching that.

1382
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,640
Speaker 12: And comharing things you say when you wake up and

1383
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,639
Speaker 12: swear you weren't sleep, Steve Harvey.

1384
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,600
Speaker 1: I know Jesus was a carpenter.

1385
01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 14: I know that.

1386
01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 11: You can't come hairy things you say when you wake

1387
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:54,240
Speaker 11: up and swear you weren't sleep, Jake put your cat on.

1388
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,200
Speaker 2: The ceiling, saying, what the hell's going on?

1389
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 10: The cat.

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01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 1: Sleep? Incoherent things you say when you wake up and

1391
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 1: swear you weren't sleep.

1392
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:13,519
Speaker 3: Somebody turned stove off, anybody to cook it?

1393
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:20,479
Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

1394
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 12: you were asleep.

1395
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: Tell me what you got we having sex? Or that,

1396
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:36,439
Speaker 1: oh you sleep? I'm trying. Incoherent things you say when

1397
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:40,040
Speaker 1: you wake up and swear you weren't sleep, Steve, who

1398
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 1: are the white people?

1399
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Speaker 6: Period?

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01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:48,759
Speaker 1: He's actually done that before.

1401
01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:50,840
Speaker 12: We was.

1402
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette.

1403
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:58,320
Speaker 12: Incoherent things you say when you wake up and swear

1404
01:13:58,560 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 12: you weren't sleep.

1405
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 2: I got me a fig Newton pillow. Anybody seen it?

1406
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 1: Wait, come on, Steve, close this one. I follow you.

1407
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:22,519
Speaker 3: I don't know what that's about. That's it.

1408
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,640
Speaker 6: I don't know what.

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01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:26,920
Speaker 2: We'll have more.

1410
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:30,840
Speaker 12: That's comedy Roulette of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at

1411
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:39,479
Speaker 12: twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening hard Morning Show. Well,

1412
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 12: we all know the internet is a wonderful place. It

1413
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 12: allows you to find items that you absolutely do not

1414
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 12: need but absolutely want.

1415
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 8: Uh.

1416
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 12: For instance, like a dog collar that will spit out

1417
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 12: curse words every time your dog barks. You may not

1418
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 12: you may not need that, but it might be a

1419
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 12: want on your list. A company called Yes.

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01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:24,120
Speaker 1: Company, Hey, hey, you damn right them home? Who's half

1421
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: waiting the don that'd be funny to me.

1422
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 12: A company steam called Mischief MSc HF has come up

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01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:40,640
Speaker 12: with this idea and they're selling these collars for just

1424
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:44,320
Speaker 12: sixty dollars. The dog collar simply fastens around your dog's

1425
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 12: neck and every time your dog barks, it shouts.

1426
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 1: Out a curse word the.

1427
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 2: The collars.

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01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 1: The company says, the collars sold out.

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01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 12: They're sold out already, but you can sign up for

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01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 12: details and how you too, or shipment will be ready.

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01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 1: Lore of this is Harvey Morning Show. Come here.

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01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:17,960
Speaker 12: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at

1433
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 12: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're

1434
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:25,519
Speaker 12: listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time to

1435
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 12: play a round of would you rather here we go?

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01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 12: Would you rather get away with any lie you tell?

1437
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,800
Speaker 12: Any lie you tell you can get away with it?

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01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:43,280
Speaker 1: Or would you rather hey, my whole life goal right there, baby,

1439
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 1: I won't or this is for you, junior. Or would

1440
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:54,680
Speaker 1: you rather detect any lie you hear?

1441
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:55,280
Speaker 8: So?

1442
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,120
Speaker 1: Would you rather be able to get away with one?

1443
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:00,920
Speaker 1: Or be able to tell a lie? And we need them?

1444
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:01,519
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1445
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 1: All day?

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01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,840
Speaker 12: Lord, But don't you care if someone's lying to you?

1447
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 1: I can call it. I will lie bad. I don't

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01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:14,519
Speaker 1: give a damn. Just get two liars talking.

1449
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 3: That's a good conversation to it.

1450
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:21,320
Speaker 17: That waven what el ball let should do that one

1451
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 17: day we should lie to each other on a coke.

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01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,680
Speaker 9: Just the whole damn thing. I just want to be

1453
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 9: all mine be believable. Yeah, it's been my whole goal

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01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:34,800
Speaker 9: in life. Anyway, Landlord, thank you Jesus. I find to

1455
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 9: say this and she fin to believe it. Yes, she's

1456
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 9: great of lighting you too. I don't give a damn.

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01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:43,679
Speaker 9: I've been lied to you before. I can handle it, y'all,

1458
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 9: the one can't handle it.

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01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,479
Speaker 1: I want the truth. I want to know the truth now.

1460
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:52,439
Speaker 1: I want what sound good? I love you?

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01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,759
Speaker 9: I love you too, Thank you, baby, see you to morow. Okay,

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01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 9: can't wait, Okay, Lie, ain't no problem, problem, Lie, ain't

1463
01:17:59,479 --> 01:17:59,960
Speaker 9: no problem.

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01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:00,720
Speaker 4: Lie to me?

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01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, Oh my god. Oh you're the best out of

1466
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:05,840
Speaker 9: a head, Thank you, baby, best out of head too?

1467
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:13,080
Speaker 1: Cool? Great line? Yeah, yeah, I love it up telling

1468
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,519
Speaker 1: you feel the same way. Absolutely, let me tell you why?

1469
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 17: Surely because me and his research department ain't good at all.

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01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,360
Speaker 17: We ain't researching nothing to find out it's the truth.

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01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 1: No, it ain't be true.

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Speaker 12: We don't care now, okay, all right, Well here's another one.

1473
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:32,840
Speaker 12: Would you rather never pay for taxes? We never pay

1474
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,360
Speaker 12: for gas?

1475
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 1: Hey? You were gonna say that? Yeah, yeah, I'm about

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01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 1: the hell out this gas.

1477
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 9: Hey. Hey, hey, I don't give a damn of gas?

1478
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 9: Is thirty dollars a gallon? If I could just get

1479
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 9: out of a.

1480
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:50,800
Speaker 7: All right?

1481
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 12: Would you rather be a star of a small movie,

1482
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 12: or be an extra in a really big movie like

1483
01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,120
Speaker 12: Top Gun, Maverick or something.

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01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:04,280
Speaker 18: I'm extra walking around, ain't got no hey hey, but

1485
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,679
Speaker 18: it's stop good, we'll talk.

1486
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 1: I'll be a small lass line.

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01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 12: You're on the floor, you're part all right? One last

1488
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:18,320
Speaker 12: one if we have time? Would you rather German chocolate cake.

1489
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:19,439
Speaker 1: Or cherry hey?

1490
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 8: Hey?

1491
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,680
Speaker 1: Lord, cherry pie? Hey? Because you know why? Because it's

1492
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:27,080
Speaker 1: hard to find a good cheerry pie?

1493
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:33,040
Speaker 9: Oh, because I know that's what anybody's sliding my DMS

1494
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 9: while on Are you all right?

1495
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 14: All right?

1496
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:39,599
Speaker 1: That's today's rounded? Would you rather? Thanks?

1497
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 4: Guys?

1498
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,360
Speaker 12: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our

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01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:45,000
Speaker 12: last break of the day and some closing remarks from

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Speaker 12: the one and only Steve Harvey.

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01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:46,840
Speaker 1: Right after this.

1502
01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:51,559
Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here

1503
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,599
Speaker 12: we are our last break of the day.

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01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:54,559
Speaker 1: It was a good day.

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01:19:55,439 --> 01:19:55,880
Speaker 8: Yay, yay.

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01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:58,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, And we're not going to take up any more time, Steve,

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01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:02,519
Speaker 12: because people have been waiting for today's closing remarks.

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01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:07,519
Speaker 9: Well, you know, it's really something that I was thinking about,

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01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:11,240
Speaker 9: and it started with how I was assessing my own

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01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:14,560
Speaker 9: life and then as I began to assess it. I

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01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:18,880
Speaker 9: started thinking about of how many people's lives are running

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01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:19,960
Speaker 9: a parallel course.

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01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:20,479
Speaker 1: To mind.

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01:20:21,439 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 9: I mean almost everybody. It really is almost the case

1515
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 9: for everybody. If you're a person that's seeking happiness or success,

1516
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,160
Speaker 9: then you can relate to what I'm about to say

1517
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:39,679
Speaker 9: to you, because all of us, all of you, myself included,

1518
01:20:40,040 --> 01:20:43,400
Speaker 9: have faced moments where it just didn't.

1519
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:44,679
Speaker 1: Go the way we planned.

1520
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:48,800
Speaker 9: It just didn't go the way we thought, and it

1521
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 9: show didn't go the way we had hoped, but it

1522
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:57,400
Speaker 9: went anyway. And it happened to me this year. Well

1523
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,479
Speaker 9: last year, it happened to me in twenty nineteen. A

1524
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:06,559
Speaker 9: couple of things happened that I well, I had been forewarned.

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01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 1: Of it, but I just I didn't know it really

1526
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,599
Speaker 1: and then it happened.

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Speaker 9: But like I've always said to you, all life is

1528
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,479
Speaker 9: a ten percent what happens to years ninety percent what

1529
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,799
Speaker 9: you do about it. So as I had these doors

1530
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:24,920
Speaker 9: closed in my face and I began to pray about

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01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:30,920
Speaker 9: it and talk to God about it, I also found

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01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:36,600
Speaker 9: myself being privy to what the haters were saying, and

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01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:40,479
Speaker 9: what the Internet was saying, and what so called friends

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01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,200
Speaker 9: of mine will go.

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01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:44,960
Speaker 1: Man, you all right, Man, your show gone. You alright,

1536
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna be okay. Man.

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01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:48,920
Speaker 9: They say they took that in a little big shot.

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01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:52,120
Speaker 9: They say, Man, it's over. Man, you man, you man,

1539
01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:55,759
Speaker 9: You're gonna be all right through all this. Here, here's

1540
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:59,320
Speaker 9: what I realized, and I want to share with you.

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Speaker 9: And you can run your life, and I'm sure you

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Speaker 9: can relate to what I'm saying. Those people who were

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Speaker 9: writing me off, those people who have written you off,

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01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:17,000
Speaker 9: those people who say you're finished, those people who think

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01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:18,439
Speaker 9: there's no way you can.

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Speaker 1: Rise from this one. They got to know this, that

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Speaker 1: this that we are living is a movie.

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Speaker 9: And the thing about a movie it has a beginning,

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01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:38,360
Speaker 9: it has a middle, and it has an end. But

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01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 9: this movie called life that we are in, the only

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01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:46,240
Speaker 9: end to this movie is when our life is over.

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01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:52,720
Speaker 9: Until our life is over, the movie is constantly being constructed.

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Speaker 1: Now here's the beautiful thing about this movie.

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Speaker 8: We end.

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Speaker 2: This movie.

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Speaker 9: Has only one writer. The script writer to this movie

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Speaker 9: is God. He is the one who controls the script

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Speaker 9: to your life.

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Speaker 1: But here is the catch to it.

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Speaker 9: You are the director. See, the director makes choices in

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01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:23,519
Speaker 9: the movie. The director decides what's the move, what's the tone,

1562
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:27,600
Speaker 9: what's the flavor? How we're doing this, what's our motivation?

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01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,280
Speaker 9: When we're talking to the actors, we give them the

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01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:33,040
Speaker 9: motivation for it. Well, if you got a director that

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Speaker 9: wants to give you the positive information, which you are,

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01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:43,320
Speaker 9: the director of the movie, what the script says, the pitfalls,

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Speaker 9: the trials and the tribulations in the movie. What the

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01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:49,920
Speaker 9: script says. It's okay, it's just the ten percent that's

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Speaker 9: happening to you. It's you got to do to ninety percent.

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01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:56,400
Speaker 9: You got to keep doing the movie. Because God is

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01:23:56,479 --> 01:23:59,920
Speaker 9: the architect and the author of this movie. Nobody else.

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Speaker 9: The haters are merely movie critics. All their job is

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01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:08,360
Speaker 9: to do is one thing, find something to criticize about

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Speaker 9: the movie. They don't even mention the good part of

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01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:13,680
Speaker 9: the movie. They ain't there for you when you win

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01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:16,000
Speaker 9: in in the movie. They not down for you when

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Speaker 9: things go well in your movie.

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Speaker 1: They are there for.

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Speaker 9: One reason only to criticize. They are the movie critics.

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01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,320
Speaker 9: How else would they have a position if they wasn't

1581
01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,760
Speaker 9: the critic, what would they do? The critics job is

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01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:34,160
Speaker 9: to criticize, find something wrong. They not the movie helpers.

1583
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:39,240
Speaker 9: They not the movie go getters. They the movie critics.

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01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:42,519
Speaker 9: That's all the hater is. And they don't even write

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01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:45,360
Speaker 9: the good stuff. You got to keep doing the movie.

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Speaker 9: My Heavenly Father, your God is the writer of this movie,

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Speaker 9: and in this movie, that gonna be some Ebvan flowes.

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01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:56,000
Speaker 9: You gotta beginning, you gotta middle. All you got to

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01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:59,000
Speaker 9: do is keep doing the movie. You're the director. You

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01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:03,360
Speaker 9: have the choice. When you blow a scene, all you

1591
01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:05,760
Speaker 9: got to do is get with the writer, come up

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01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:09,960
Speaker 9: with the next script, rewrite the next scene. You can

1593
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 9: actually pray to the creator, who is the architect and

1594
01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:18,040
Speaker 9: the writer of this movie just called your life. You

1595
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:22,240
Speaker 9: can either pray and get direction. You can pray and

1596
01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:26,800
Speaker 9: get consultation. You can pray against guidance, and you know

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01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,759
Speaker 9: how to direct the scene for the next one. Even

1598
01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:33,840
Speaker 9: if you blow a scene, it ain't over All you

1599
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:39,000
Speaker 9: got to do is keep watching the movie. Keep in mind, now,

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Speaker 9: movie critics only have one job, that is to criticize.

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Speaker 1: But what they got to do, and what they gonna

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01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:47,439
Speaker 1: end up doing is what everybody else gonna be doing.

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Speaker 10: Y'all.

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Speaker 1: They gonna keep watching the movie.

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01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,400
Speaker 9: You're gonna show up somewhere else in another scene and

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01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:54,280
Speaker 9: what they gonna say?

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01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:57,800
Speaker 1: Then all they get church mouse quiet? Then don't they?

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Speaker 9: The critics of your movie get real quiet when you

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Speaker 9: shine it, when God raise you up and show you

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01:26:04,479 --> 01:26:07,200
Speaker 9: out again. Where the critics at? Then I ain't no,

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01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:11,160
Speaker 9: Oh Lord, they church mouse quiet. Then you got to.

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Speaker 1: Keep watching the movie because the movie ain't over.

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Speaker 9: Man. The writer of this movie is your heavenly father

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01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:22,559
Speaker 9: and you are the director. Don't worry about them critics. Man,

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01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 9: keep watching the movie. You might mess around in the

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01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,120
Speaker 9: next scene. You're looking real good.

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Speaker 1: I know I have.

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