Speaker 1: Hello, Is that the shot we want to go with? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the shot we want to go with, a little
Speaker 1: low champ all right, Hey, oh damn it, this arm
Speaker 1: is stupid. Welcome to Serial Killers. The band is back together.
Speaker 1: Band is back together. Hi Andrew, Hi Scott? Are you
Speaker 1: recording this time? Yes, I'm recording. Well, on that last
Speaker 1: one it looked like this too, but yeah, we couldn't
Speaker 1: hear you see this little button? Yes, it's on. Okayyy.
Speaker 1: Today's Monday, June twelfth. This is Serial Killers, the podcast
Speaker 1: where we eat cereal breakfast cereal, and we let you
Speaker 1: know whether it's good or not, and then you, you know,
Speaker 1: choose on your own whether you're gonna go get it,
Speaker 1: love it, love it, love it. Okay, Now, Happy Pride, Andrew,
Speaker 1: Happy Pride, Scott. June is Pride month is very colorful,
Speaker 1: stupid band box here? Okay, and have some colorful cereal?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, sure, froot loops? Why would we have
Speaker 1: fruit loops? I don't know, because it's a colorful serial Oh,
Speaker 1: the ones with the the Yabba dabadoo. Why would we
Speaker 1: have fruity pebbles? Guys? It's colorful? Did it? Three hundred
Speaker 1: episodes ago. Okay, well maybe they have a special Pride edition. No, okay,
Speaker 1: well do you want to eat? Sure? Okay, snap, crackle
Speaker 1: pop rice crispies. Okay, so I was very close, not
Speaker 1: at all, you could have any any colorful cereal, I
Speaker 1: mean colorful. You weren't close because these these are brand new.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, wait, can we just go back to that
Speaker 1: word colorful? Colorful? I've never heard you say it that way. Colorful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've had like a weird accent on that. These are
Speaker 1: rainbow crispies. They're snapped and crackle and pop. Who opened them? Well,
Speaker 1: they ate it on the show about a week ago. Oh,
Speaker 1: because Elvis couldn't wait. So I'm getting leftovers. No, I
Speaker 1: didn't try it, got it? I have not tried. I
Speaker 1: refuse to try it. Okay, because this podcast was most important.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well let me tell you. I ate the
Speaker 1: coconut granola one that you've had. I've been eating it
Speaker 1: in Diamond Studio this whole time. I fing loved that cereal.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Yeah, you missed that that. So these
Speaker 1: are not all rice. This is multi grain cereal. This
Speaker 1: is gonna be a different consistency than your traditional rice crispies.
Speaker 1: These are a little uh, I don't know, what do
Speaker 1: you call those cups? Kind of yeah, you know, scoops,
Speaker 1: I guess. Now, way back in the day, they had
Speaker 1: marshmallow crispies, which were regular rice crispies with colorful marshmallows,
Speaker 1: and then there was fruity rice crispies, the same kind
Speaker 1: of thing with fruity marshmallows. So this is this is
Speaker 1: just completely different. It's fruity flavor. Now. This is if
Speaker 1: I had a guess, I would say, this is going
Speaker 1: to taste like what what what do you think if
Speaker 1: it's a fruity cereal and Kellogg's makes it, what do
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna taste? Like? What do you think?
Speaker 1: Come on, Andrew, it's gonna taste like you were so
Speaker 1: good in that one episode Loops. Very good. Let's see.
Speaker 1: So back to me being right, Well, it took you
Speaker 1: about an hour and a half. Okay, enough with the phone.
Speaker 1: Come on, you got fifteen minutes here, just turn it off.
Speaker 1: Turn off the world. Now, surprisingly, very surprisingly, here we go.
Speaker 1: They smell like fruity pebbles. But I was right on
Speaker 1: both accounts. No, no, I said, they smell like fruity pebbles.
Speaker 1: They do well, No, no, no, hold on, they you
Speaker 1: know what they smell like. Smell it again. Smell again.
Speaker 1: We guys show the shape too. They're way bigger. Smell
Speaker 1: it again. You know what? They smell like? Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 1: Now yes, now, okay, absolutely not, I say yes. No. Well,
Speaker 1: now nobody could see me because you put the box
Speaker 1: in my face. I put it in the front of us. Well,
Speaker 1: us is over here and I'm blocked, and you have
Speaker 1: a whole camera view. Now if you listen carefully, they
Speaker 1: still snap, crackle and pop. Oh they do right, ry
Speaker 1: as Mr. People who hate that playful shape. It adds
Speaker 1: fun to every bite. I don't like that. It's a
Speaker 1: playful shape. You got yellow, orange, red, one, two things, purple, blue, green, rainbow.
Speaker 1: What you just said? This is rice Krispyes, the thing
Speaker 1: fruit loops. No, this is fruity pebbles. No, it's more
Speaker 1: fruit loops. I mean we want to fight right here.
Speaker 1: It's this is fruit loops in a different shape. Now,
Speaker 1: this to me tastes like fruity pebbles. You know nothing
Speaker 1: about cereal or life. Well, this is my opinion. Am
Speaker 1: I allowed to have an opinion on my show. Your
Speaker 1: opinion is wrong, Okay, Well it's not, and folks can
Speaker 1: comment in the comments if they if they want to
Speaker 1: say something different. This tastes like fruity pebbles. Nope, A
Speaker 1: weaker version of it. Impossibility. It does not taste like
Speaker 1: fruit loops to me at all. I give it three bowls.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it four bowls in a spoon. It's very good.
Speaker 1: I don't and he's a little bit more fruity flavor.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like this tastes like actual fruit,
Speaker 1: whereas fruit loops does not. There's like a weird crunch.
Speaker 1: There is a weird crunch to it, and I think
Speaker 1: that's one of the grains in the multi grain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like it. Rice flour, sugar, whole grain, oat flower,
Speaker 1: whole wheat flour, fruit toose two percent or less of
Speaker 1: canola oil. I see. I don't see any fruit flavors
Speaker 1: in here. Though it says there's natural flavors, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It feels like there's seeds in it. Well, now you're
Speaker 1: being bought by the box. I don't care. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I'll just keep eating it. Okay, I'm I'm over it.
Speaker 1: I'm not because it's fruit loops in a different shape
Speaker 1: to me, to this reviewer, it is not like if
Speaker 1: it didn't have that weird little crunch, I would have
Speaker 1: given it five balls. But whatever grain that it's just
Speaker 1: got darker in here. Oh no, because the other studio
Speaker 1: went dark. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Eight grams
Speaker 1: a whole grains makes it sound healthy, but it's really not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no way that's healthy. But it's very rainbow e Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wonder if they purposely like put it out
Speaker 1: right around this time of year, so it coincided with
Speaker 1: Pride month probably maybe right, Yeah, there's Crackle waving the
Speaker 1: rainbow flower. Let me tell you something not waving the
Speaker 1: rainbow flag. If it's any of them, it's Crackle, Okay,
Speaker 1: just saying, okay, you know I always thought, you know, Crackle, Okay, Scott,
Speaker 1: I like him though, all right, shall we move on? Sure?
Speaker 1: This next cereal also new, so it shouldn't really you know,
Speaker 1: but it's also colorful, okay, so I thought it would
Speaker 1: fit the you know, hue of this episode. Okay, Now
Speaker 1: what I should have actually done is taken two four
Speaker 1: six eight dollars. You know, I used two, So that's
Speaker 1: why I counted in two and put it right in
Speaker 1: a paper shredder, because that's what I can tell you
Speaker 1: right off the bat, that we're going to vomit. We're
Speaker 1: going to spit things out. What is it like a
Speaker 1: magic spoon. It's wonder Works. Oh no, fruity Keto friendly Cereal. No. Now,
Speaker 1: if you remember, we had the original WonderWorks while it
Speaker 1: was still under locking it. It was in a white box. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no logo. It just was white with blue letters.
Speaker 1: Because Secret Squirrel Joel got that four before it was
Speaker 1: even out on the market. Thanks Secret Squirrel Joel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was his really one big come through. I mean
Speaker 1: he's good. He actually texted me twice this week with
Speaker 1: new Cereals that we don't have yet. But that one
Speaker 1: was hardcore because that came right from the General Mills
Speaker 1: repd hardcore man. We got secret Cereal boxes. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: took me into the office. It was a whole thing. No, no,
Speaker 1: but I don't think I still don't think we were
Speaker 1: supposed to eat them on the show. Well we did.
Speaker 1: Are these people farting on the back? Uh, why can't
Speaker 1: astronauts do laundry in space. Oh, it's they're supposed to
Speaker 1: just be smelly because they can't do laundry in space.
Speaker 1: Why should you bounce a cranberry. There's lots of things
Speaker 1: on here. It's all facts because it's wonder works. So
Speaker 1: their whole stick is like everything is wonders It's not
Speaker 1: a gire watermelon square they're not. No, they have square watermelon,
Speaker 1: I know, but not really. In Japan they do. You
Speaker 1: don't go on a shop right and buy a square watermelon.
Speaker 1: It's kind of it's a novel Japan they do. It's
Speaker 1: a novelty specialty item. Here it is, right, but like
Speaker 1: other places overseas, you know, right, but we don't have them.
Speaker 1: Just because you're the United States doesn't mean that there's
Speaker 1: no world outside of you. I didn't say that. I
Speaker 1: just said we don't want That's why you're phrasing it.
Speaker 1: You're phrasing it as if it's like, no, it doesn't exist. No,
Speaker 1: it does not here, okay, but other places. No, it's
Speaker 1: literally what you're saying. It smells okay, No, that smells
Speaker 1: like straight up bubble gum, and not even good bubble gum,
Speaker 1: but like the sugar free one like the disgusting. It
Speaker 1: smells kind of like the bazukato that your grandma had
Speaker 1: in the bottom of her purse with the lint in it,
Speaker 1: and the comic was all so growing up, they had
Speaker 1: the pink bubble gum medicine yes moxic, and they still
Speaker 1: have it. So there was always two versions of it though,
Speaker 1: depending you've said this before, and you had money, and
Speaker 1: there was one that you got the name brand or
Speaker 1: you got the generic. And this is why do you
Speaker 1: always hold it over the stupid man box? Don't want
Speaker 1: to test you dumb. It's not testing me. I mean
Speaker 1: you spit all over it before, so get ready for
Speaker 1: it again. This is gonna be I sweat. Should I
Speaker 1: get the garbage you can from? No? No, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Newman would probably like this, right Newman? You keto freak?
Speaker 1: Well he has to be keto. He's as diabetes. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? I don't want you spitting all over
Speaker 1: my box? Are we sharing a space with the garbage can? Yes?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Want to get both colors? Okay, there's
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was just terrible. It really Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god, I tell you I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't feel the need to spit this one out.
Speaker 1: But it's bad. Who oh my god, I mean, I
Speaker 1: have to tell you this is by far when to
Speaker 1: be word cereals I've ever had in my entire life.
Speaker 1: So nothing, this is nothing. The minute you eat it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it gets bland dry, and then you just get this
Speaker 1: weird powdery sensation powder make but it's like sugary but
Speaker 1: not even sugary powder. It's just nasty. This is nasty.
Speaker 1: This should not exist. This is terrible. But there are
Speaker 1: people that be like, yeah, I eat it every day, Well,
Speaker 1: good for you, how though I won't. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: it a spoon. Oh no, this is a sin. It's bad.
Speaker 1: But since I didn't spit it out, I can't give
Speaker 1: it nothing. No, I'm getting auxious again. Uh uh no, No,
Speaker 1: all right, no this No, I need like an exorcism
Speaker 1: to exercise whoever made wonder work cereal? Because this is
Speaker 1: General Mills. Learn about cereal. Well, I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: General Mills with a priest and we're gonna bless whoever
Speaker 1: create created this abomination. Let me tell you something in
Speaker 1: my stomach right now is hot tuna from breakfast. Please
Speaker 1: and please, and this go no further. I'm having a problem.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you ate tuna and keto cereal.
Speaker 1: I might have to evacuate before we're done with this
Speaker 1: particular episode. Oh okay, I just don't understand what fruit
Speaker 1: they think tastes like this. It's just fruity. This is
Speaker 1: not what fruit tastes like. I think I'm going blind.
Speaker 1: Is it possible? No, Stevia, stupid stevia, the stevia, the
Speaker 1: weird fruit taste, all of it. Bad, bad, bad. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a break now. We'll have lots of
Speaker 1: sugar right after this. You know, one of these days, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: one of these days, we're actually gonna get the sounds back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that. So we're going on it. Well,
Speaker 1: the show that we all, we both work for it
Speaker 1: is going on vacation soon. So once that is I
Speaker 1: have some free time again. Every time I have like
Speaker 1: a free week or something, I really just like dive in. However,
Speaker 1: the YouTube is updated frequently, so I got better with that. Sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: it's been a crazy couple weeks. I'm gonna go into
Speaker 1: my email and try to find every file that Brody
Speaker 1: ever sent me with all the stuff? Amazing? Does it
Speaker 1: disappear after a while? You can go find it in
Speaker 1: the archives, right, So I'm a weirdo and I keep
Speaker 1: every text too. Yeah, but I do too. Yeah, you can.
Speaker 1: You would just go to your scent and just type
Speaker 1: in Andrew and like serial sound all right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that, and I'm gonna I'm gonna forward you everything, okay,
Speaker 1: and then you can just put it all in, put
Speaker 1: it in the new stupid man box. But then what
Speaker 1: happens if you don't use this new stupid man box
Speaker 1: one time? Then we don't have it. Well, I want
Speaker 1: to use this one more because now I understand how
Speaker 1: to use it. It took me a second, but it
Speaker 1: makes sense now, you know what. I'm just realizing what
Speaker 1: This episode is full of new cereals, Wow, but also fruity,
Speaker 1: colorful things. Curated it? I did? I did. You were
Speaker 1: so proud of yourself too. You came strolling down the
Speaker 1: hallway with your seventies character walk and you're like, I
Speaker 1: just curated a perfect episode. I did. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: we do have to eat the crap. Yeah, So here's
Speaker 1: a brand, here's another cereal that's new, and this one
Speaker 1: is from Walmart. You may have seen a picture of
Speaker 1: it on our Instagram. No, you don't, look I probably
Speaker 1: liked it. Yeah, well, this is one of the three
Speaker 1: new cereals. I wanted to try this one. It's strawberry lemonade.
Speaker 1: Fruity looking, so it's perfect for this episode. Strawberry lemonade. Well,
Speaker 1: strawberries are fruit, right, aren't lemons fruit? But there's no
Speaker 1: real lemon or strawberries in here? I know, but you're
Speaker 1: saying fruity look. Wow. The first ingredient juggar. Yes, that's insanity.
Speaker 1: I told you. My mom always told me if sugar
Speaker 1: is the first or second ingredient, uh uh uh, A
Speaker 1: lot of sugar in it. It's just not good for you.
Speaker 1: Soybean oil. Wow, this bad stuff in here? Oh sobe
Speaker 1: It was probably not that bad. But still there's no
Speaker 1: fruit in here. What are you doing? My mom always
Speaker 1: told me sugar the first ingredient. Uh uh oh. It
Speaker 1: also contains bioengineered food ingredients. I bet if this was
Speaker 1: made in California it would also cause cancer. Yeah, they'd
Speaker 1: probably put that on there. Smack that label on there.
Speaker 1: Great value as Walmart's brand this looks exactly exactly like
Speaker 1: ke works that like Keto wonder works like it literally does.
Speaker 1: We should ship the Keto cereal to Newman. We should,
Speaker 1: and then let's have him try it. Otherwise it's just
Speaker 1: gonna go on the trash. You should also do your
Speaker 1: episode with him where he asked two fun questions for
Speaker 1: bowl Chat. I'm waiting, Well, you have to set it
Speaker 1: up the same way I had to set it up. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. Newman will set that up. Oh okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were such a princess. No he could
Speaker 1: come to me. Yeah, no, you know. Andy has to
Speaker 1: make everything work. But for this, no, I have to
Speaker 1: conserve milk because we do need to record another episode
Speaker 1: after this. So oh today, By the way, we're using
Speaker 1: one percent bowl and basket milk. Note that is a lie.
Speaker 1: One percent Farmland Dairries, No love. Where are our friends
Speaker 1: at Farmlanderrries. Remember that time when they were going to
Speaker 1: have a conversation with us and they were going to
Speaker 1: sponsor this podcast one day, Hello Farmland Darries. Maybe one
Speaker 1: day we'll get a spond ready Andrew one two three.
Speaker 1: It smells a lot more like strawberry lemonade than it
Speaker 1: tastes I got nothing. Where is the strawberry and where's
Speaker 1: the lemonade? I got nothing. There's just a sour. There's
Speaker 1: a little bit of citric taste, just a little bit,
Speaker 1: which is weird because it makes you think the milk
Speaker 1: is curdled. I like that though. See I like the
Speaker 1: lemon and milk. I know it's weird, but I love
Speaker 1: that combination. Yeah, sorbet it goes back. I like goes
Speaker 1: back to when I was a kid, and I told
Speaker 1: you the lemon fruit pie is from Hostess, always with
Speaker 1: a cold glass of milk. That citrus and milk combining
Speaker 1: in your mouth. Just it's a collision of flavors. Calm
Speaker 1: it down, Gordon Ramsay, it's okay. This one is eh
Speaker 1: eh lame. I give this two bowls in a spoon. Hmm.
Speaker 1: It's very underwhelming. I I was. I had high hopes
Speaker 1: for this, to be honest, because I was thinking, like
Speaker 1: if they had more strawberry. There's no strawberry taste, right,
Speaker 1: so all your taste is a little bit of the lemon. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So two balls and a spoon from you, I will
Speaker 1: give it three balls. It's it's it's mediocre. It's mediocre.
Speaker 1: It's blah. This episode sucked. It did not hit the
Speaker 1: mark when I talked the episode back, and here I
Speaker 1: am eating a three bowler a vomit and this one
Speaker 1: I like the rainbow crispieshame well. Unfortunately, Oh Jesus, there's
Speaker 1: some something's on my lip. I had a phantom hair
Speaker 1: on my arm the other day. Yeah. I kept feeling
Speaker 1: it and I kept going like this and I couldn't
Speaker 1: find it. You know, it's worse. The phantom booger is
Speaker 1: the worst. Oh yeah, though, And do you shave your
Speaker 1: nose hair? I pluck them. I know you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to do the same when they go out, I just
Speaker 1: go same. Yeah. They say you're not supposed to do that. MRSA. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what That's what I'm told. Yeah, probably is. I
Speaker 1: can't understand why you get hair out. You get when
Speaker 1: you shave the inside of your nose and the new
Speaker 1: ones grow in. Sometimes they get like stuck or something,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, it's kind of like when
Speaker 1: you shave your arm completely down and it starts going back.
Speaker 1: And I never shaved my arms ever. You don't have to.
Speaker 1: You don't really have anything on your arms. I am
Speaker 1: hairless on my arms. You have alopecia all over your body? No,
Speaker 1: just here, Okay, look at how all that cream worked, zych. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to Serial Killers next week's episode.
Speaker 1: I was I'm debating. There's two serials that I really
Speaker 1: want to do. One I think that we have to
Speaker 1: and one that I think that I want to. But
Speaker 1: we can't do them both, okay, because I can't blow it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of new cereals, and we have a
Speaker 1: lot of them right here in the cereal sack. I
Speaker 1: am really looking forward to it. Okay, Well, thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to this exciting episode of Serial Killers. Please
Speaker 1: follow us on social platforms at serial Killers PC. I'm
Speaker 1: Andrew Pug on Instagram and I'm Z Scotty B. That's
Speaker 1: with a Y. Make sure you like review, subscribe. If
Speaker 1: you're watching this on YouTube, leave us some really nice
Speaker 1: comments telling us how much you enjoy the episodes. Andrew
Speaker 1: doesn't see those anymore. I do, but I get the
Speaker 1: emails now. I've always gotten the I don't need to
Speaker 1: get an email when there's a comment. All right, well
Speaker 1: you could shut that off. Thank you so much. I
Speaker 1: don't know the pastor so much for watching you never
Speaker 1: get the passage with you guys, and we hope you
Speaker 1: all have a wonderful, wonderful day. We'll see you on
Speaker 1: Wednesday maybe until next time. Remember the time when I
Speaker 1: asked you for the password and I never got it? Okay? Also,
Speaker 1: are we having a bull chat on Wednesday? I hope?
Speaker 1: So what do you mean you hope? So? I hope?
Speaker 1: So can you record Monday or Tuesday? I hope? I
Speaker 1: can hope. You know, want you just pencil me in
Speaker 1: when you say penciled me in, But you know I
Speaker 1: have a lot of other things going on, and you
Speaker 1: know this, and then you bring it to a public
Speaker 1: forum and then everyone totaxts me. It's a great time.
Speaker 1: These people, though, they like they look forward, they look
Speaker 1: forward to things. Yes, but unfortunately, my full time job
Speaker 1: can be very stressful. This is part of it. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It is because I'm gonna get a text
Speaker 1: from Matt while he's driving to work. No bull chat.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nope, Andrew, Okay, well it's always mine because
Speaker 1: I'm ready for it. I'm ready. Yeah, you're ready. At
Speaker 1: ten fifteen, which is like prime time, for meetings. I'll
Speaker 1: do it right now. The show is over, I'll do
Speaker 1: it right now. Okay, ready, great, all right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: record bull Chat right now until we see you on
Speaker 1: Wednesday with the bull Chat. We're about to record, say crunch, Andrew, Crunch. No,
Speaker 1: the minute this turns off, you're gonna go, all right,
Speaker 1: picture a picture for this and let's go into the
Speaker 1: next serial Killers. That's exactly what I'm gonna say. And
Speaker 1: although you're wrong, picture a picture comes after. Okay, Ready,
Speaker 1: go