WEBVTT - Not So Proud

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Is that the shot we want to go with? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the shot we want to go with, a little

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<v Speaker 1>low champ all right, Hey, oh damn it, this arm

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<v Speaker 1>is stupid. Welcome to Serial Killers. The band is back together.

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<v Speaker 1>Band is back together. Hi Andrew, Hi Scott? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>recording this time? Yes, I'm recording. Well, on that last

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<v Speaker 1>one it looked like this too, but yeah, we couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>hear you see this little button? Yes, it's on. Okayyy.

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<v Speaker 1>Today's Monday, June twelfth. This is Serial Killers, the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>where we eat cereal breakfast cereal, and we let you

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<v Speaker 1>know whether it's good or not, and then you, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>choose on your own whether you're gonna go get it,

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<v Speaker 1>love it, love it, love it. Okay, Now, Happy Pride, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Pride, Scott. June is Pride month is very colorful,

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<v Speaker 1>stupid band box here? Okay, and have some colorful cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, sure, froot loops? Why would we have

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<v Speaker 1>fruit loops? I don't know, because it's a colorful serial Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones with the the Yabba dabadoo. Why would we

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<v Speaker 1>have fruity pebbles? Guys? It's colorful? Did it? Three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>episodes ago. Okay, well maybe they have a special Pride edition. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well do you want to eat? Sure? Okay, snap, crackle

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<v Speaker 1>pop rice crispies. Okay, so I was very close, not

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<v Speaker 1>at all, you could have any any colorful cereal, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean colorful. You weren't close because these these are brand new.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, wait, can we just go back to that

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<v Speaker 1>word colorful? Colorful? I've never heard you say it that way. Colorful. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you've had like a weird accent on that. These are

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<v Speaker 1>rainbow crispies. They're snapped and crackle and pop. Who opened them? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they ate it on the show about a week ago. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>because Elvis couldn't wait. So I'm getting leftovers. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't try it, got it? I have not tried. I

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<v Speaker 1>refuse to try it. Okay, because this podcast was most important.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well let me tell you. I ate the

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<v Speaker 1>coconut granola one that you've had. I've been eating it

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<v Speaker 1>in Diamond Studio this whole time. I fing loved that cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. Yeah, you missed that that. So these

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<v Speaker 1>are not all rice. This is multi grain cereal. This

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be a different consistency than your traditional rice crispies.

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<v Speaker 1>These are a little uh, I don't know, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you call those cups? Kind of yeah, you know, scoops,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. Now, way back in the day, they had

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<v Speaker 1>marshmallow crispies, which were regular rice crispies with colorful marshmallows,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there was fruity rice crispies, the same kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing with fruity marshmallows. So this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>just completely different. It's fruity flavor. Now. This is if

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<v Speaker 1>I had a guess, I would say, this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to taste like what what what do you think if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a fruity cereal and Kellogg's makes it, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think it's gonna taste? Like? What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Andrew, it's gonna taste like you were so

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<v Speaker 1>good in that one episode Loops. Very good. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>So back to me being right, Well, it took you

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<v Speaker 1>about an hour and a half. Okay, enough with the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you got fifteen minutes here, just turn it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn off the world. Now, surprisingly, very surprisingly, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>They smell like fruity pebbles. But I was right on

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<v Speaker 1>both accounts. No, no, I said, they smell like fruity pebbles.

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<v Speaker 1>They do well, No, no, no, hold on, they you

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<v Speaker 1>know what they smell like. Smell it again. Smell again.

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<v Speaker 1>We guys show the shape too. They're way bigger. Smell

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<v Speaker 1>it again. You know what? They smell like? Hawaiian punch.

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<v Speaker 1>Now yes, now, okay, absolutely not, I say yes. No. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now nobody could see me because you put the box

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<v Speaker 1>in my face. I put it in the front of us. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>us is over here and I'm blocked, and you have

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<v Speaker 1>a whole camera view. Now if you listen carefully, they

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<v Speaker 1>still snap, crackle and pop. Oh they do right, ry

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<v Speaker 1>as Mr. People who hate that playful shape. It adds

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<v Speaker 1>fun to every bite. I don't like that. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>playful shape. You got yellow, orange, red, one, two things, purple, blue, green, rainbow.

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<v Speaker 1>What you just said? This is rice Krispyes, the thing

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<v Speaker 1>fruit loops. No, this is fruity pebbles. No, it's more

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<v Speaker 1>fruit loops. I mean we want to fight right here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this is fruit loops in a different shape. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this to me tastes like fruity pebbles. You know nothing

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<v Speaker 1>about cereal or life. Well, this is my opinion. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I allowed to have an opinion on my show. Your

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<v Speaker 1>opinion is wrong, Okay, Well it's not, and folks can

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<v Speaker 1>comment in the comments if they if they want to

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<v Speaker 1>say something different. This tastes like fruity pebbles. Nope, A

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<v Speaker 1>weaker version of it. Impossibility. It does not taste like

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<v Speaker 1>fruit loops to me at all. I give it three bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving it four bowls in a spoon. It's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't and he's a little bit more fruity flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also feel like this tastes like actual fruit,

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<v Speaker 1>whereas fruit loops does not. There's like a weird crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a weird crunch to it, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's one of the grains in the multi grain. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. Rice flour, sugar, whole grain, oat flower,

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<v Speaker 1>whole wheat flour, fruit toose two percent or less of

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<v Speaker 1>canola oil. I see. I don't see any fruit flavors

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<v Speaker 1>in here. Though it says there's natural flavors, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like there's seeds in it. Well, now you're

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<v Speaker 1>being bought by the box. I don't care. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just keep eating it. Okay, I'm I'm over it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not because it's fruit loops in a different shape

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<v Speaker 1>to me, to this reviewer, it is not like if

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't have that weird little crunch, I would have

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<v Speaker 1>given it five balls. But whatever grain that it's just

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<v Speaker 1>got darker in here. Oh no, because the other studio

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<v Speaker 1>went dark. Yeah. I think it's pretty good. Eight grams

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<v Speaker 1>a whole grains makes it sound healthy, but it's really not. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way that's healthy. But it's very rainbow e Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I wonder if they purposely like put it out

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<v Speaker 1>right around this time of year, so it coincided with

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<v Speaker 1>Pride month probably maybe right, Yeah, there's Crackle waving the

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<v Speaker 1>rainbow flower. Let me tell you something not waving the

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<v Speaker 1>rainbow flag. If it's any of them, it's Crackle, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just saying, okay, you know I always thought, you know, Crackle, Okay, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>I like him though, all right, shall we move on? Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>This next cereal also new, so it shouldn't really you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's also colorful, okay, so I thought it would

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<v Speaker 1>fit the you know, hue of this episode. Okay, Now

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<v Speaker 1>what I should have actually done is taken two four

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<v Speaker 1>six eight dollars. You know, I used two, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I counted in two and put it right in

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<v Speaker 1>a paper shredder, because that's what I can tell you

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<v Speaker 1>right off the bat, that we're going to vomit. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to spit things out. What is it like a

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<v Speaker 1>magic spoon. It's wonder Works. Oh no, fruity Keto friendly Cereal. No. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you remember, we had the original WonderWorks while it

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<v Speaker 1>was still under locking it. It was in a white box. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there was no logo. It just was white with blue letters.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Secret Squirrel Joel got that four before it was

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<v Speaker 1>even out on the market. Thanks Secret Squirrel Joel. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was his really one big come through. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he's good. He actually texted me twice this week with

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<v Speaker 1>new Cereals that we don't have yet. But that one

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<v Speaker 1>was hardcore because that came right from the General Mills

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<v Speaker 1>repd hardcore man. We got secret Cereal boxes. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>took me into the office. It was a whole thing. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think I still don't think we were

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to eat them on the show. Well we did.

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<v Speaker 1>Are these people farting on the back? Uh, why can't

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<v Speaker 1>astronauts do laundry in space. Oh, it's they're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>just be smelly because they can't do laundry in space.

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<v Speaker 1>Why should you bounce a cranberry. There's lots of things

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<v Speaker 1>on here. It's all facts because it's wonder works. So

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<v Speaker 1>their whole stick is like everything is wonders It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a gire watermelon square they're not. No, they have square watermelon,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but not really. In Japan they do. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't go on a shop right and buy a square watermelon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of it's a novel Japan they do. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a novelty specialty item. Here it is, right, but like

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<v Speaker 1>other places overseas, you know, right, but we don't have them.

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<v Speaker 1>Just because you're the United States doesn't mean that there's

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<v Speaker 1>no world outside of you. I didn't say that. I

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<v Speaker 1>just said we don't want That's why you're phrasing it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're phrasing it as if it's like, no, it doesn't exist. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it does not here, okay, but other places. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>literally what you're saying. It smells okay, No, that smells

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<v Speaker 1>like straight up bubble gum, and not even good bubble gum,

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<v Speaker 1>but like the sugar free one like the disgusting. It

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<v Speaker 1>smells kind of like the bazukato that your grandma had

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<v Speaker 1>in the bottom of her purse with the lint in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the comic was all so growing up, they had

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<v Speaker 1>the pink bubble gum medicine yes moxic, and they still

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<v Speaker 1>have it. So there was always two versions of it though,

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<v Speaker 1>depending you've said this before, and you had money, and

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<v Speaker 1>there was one that you got the name brand or

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<v Speaker 1>you got the generic. And this is why do you

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<v Speaker 1>always hold it over the stupid man box? Don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to test you dumb. It's not testing me. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you spit all over it before, so get ready for

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<v Speaker 1>it again. This is gonna be I sweat. Should I

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<v Speaker 1>get the garbage you can from? No? No, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Newman would probably like this, right Newman? You keto freak?

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<v Speaker 1>Well he has to be keto. He's as diabetes. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? I don't want you spitting all over

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<v Speaker 1>my box? Are we sharing a space with the garbage can? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Want to get both colors? Okay, there's

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was just terrible. It really Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Oh my god, I tell you I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't feel the need to spit this one out.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's bad. Who oh my god, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>have to tell you this is by far when to

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<v Speaker 1>be word cereals I've ever had in my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>So nothing, this is nothing. The minute you eat it, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it gets bland dry, and then you just get this

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<v Speaker 1>weird powdery sensation powder make but it's like sugary but

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<v Speaker 1>not even sugary powder. It's just nasty. This is nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>This should not exist. This is terrible. But there are

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<v Speaker 1>people that be like, yeah, I eat it every day, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>good for you, how though I won't. I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>it a spoon. Oh no, this is a sin. It's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But since I didn't spit it out, I can't give

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<v Speaker 1>it nothing. No, I'm getting auxious again. Uh uh no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, no this No, I need like an exorcism

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<v Speaker 1>to exercise whoever made wonder work cereal? Because this is

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<v Speaker 1>General Mills. Learn about cereal. Well, I'm gonna go to

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<v Speaker 1>General Mills with a priest and we're gonna bless whoever

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<v Speaker 1>create created this abomination. Let me tell you something in

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<v Speaker 1>my stomach right now is hot tuna from breakfast. Please

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<v Speaker 1>and please, and this go no further. I'm having a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, I mean you ate tuna and keto cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I might have to evacuate before we're done with this

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<v Speaker 1>particular episode. Oh okay, I just don't understand what fruit

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<v Speaker 1>they think tastes like this. It's just fruity. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not what fruit tastes like. I think I'm going blind.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it possible? No, Stevia, stupid stevia, the stevia, the

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<v Speaker 1>weird fruit taste, all of it. Bad, bad, bad. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna take a break now. We'll have lots of

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<v Speaker 1>sugar right after this. You know, one of these days, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>one of these days, we're actually gonna get the sounds back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do that. So we're going on it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the show that we all, we both work for it

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<v Speaker 1>is going on vacation soon. So once that is I

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<v Speaker 1>have some free time again. Every time I have like

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<v Speaker 1>a free week or something, I really just like dive in. However,

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<v Speaker 1>the YouTube is updated frequently, so I got better with that. Sorry, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a crazy couple weeks. I'm gonna go into

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<v Speaker 1>my email and try to find every file that Brody

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<v Speaker 1>ever sent me with all the stuff? Amazing? Does it

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<v Speaker 1>disappear after a while? You can go find it in

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<v Speaker 1>the archives, right, So I'm a weirdo and I keep

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<v Speaker 1>every text too. Yeah, but I do too. Yeah, you can.

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<v Speaker 1>You would just go to your scent and just type

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<v Speaker 1>in Andrew and like serial sound all right, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do that, and I'm gonna I'm gonna forward you everything, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you can just put it all in, put

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<v Speaker 1>it in the new stupid man box. But then what

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<v Speaker 1>happens if you don't use this new stupid man box

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<v Speaker 1>one time? Then we don't have it. Well, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to use this one more because now I understand how

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<v Speaker 1>to use it. It took me a second, but it

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense now, you know what. I'm just realizing what

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<v Speaker 1>This episode is full of new cereals, Wow, but also fruity,

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<v Speaker 1>colorful things. Curated it? I did? I did. You were

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<v Speaker 1>so proud of yourself too. You came strolling down the

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<v Speaker 1>hallway with your seventies character walk and you're like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just curated a perfect episode. I did. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we do have to eat the crap. Yeah, So here's

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<v Speaker 1>a brand, here's another cereal that's new, and this one

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<v Speaker 1>is from Walmart. You may have seen a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>it on our Instagram. No, you don't, look I probably

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<v Speaker 1>liked it. Yeah, well, this is one of the three

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<v Speaker 1>new cereals. I wanted to try this one. It's strawberry lemonade.

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<v Speaker 1>Fruity looking, so it's perfect for this episode. Strawberry lemonade. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>strawberries are fruit, right, aren't lemons fruit? But there's no

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<v Speaker 1>real lemon or strawberries in here? I know, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>saying fruity look. Wow. The first ingredient juggar. Yes, that's insanity.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you. My mom always told me if sugar

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<v Speaker 1>is the first or second ingredient, uh uh uh, A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of sugar in it. It's just not good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Soybean oil. Wow, this bad stuff in here? Oh sobe

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<v Speaker 1>It was probably not that bad. But still there's no

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<v Speaker 1>fruit in here. What are you doing? My mom always

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<v Speaker 1>told me sugar the first ingredient. Uh uh oh. It

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<v Speaker 1>also contains bioengineered food ingredients. I bet if this was

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<v Speaker 1>made in California it would also cause cancer. Yeah, they'd

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<v Speaker 1>probably put that on there. Smack that label on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Great value as Walmart's brand this looks exactly exactly like

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<v Speaker 1>ke works that like Keto wonder works like it literally does.

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<v Speaker 1>We should ship the Keto cereal to Newman. We should,

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<v Speaker 1>and then let's have him try it. Otherwise it's just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go on the trash. You should also do your

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<v Speaker 1>episode with him where he asked two fun questions for

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<v Speaker 1>bowl Chat. I'm waiting, Well, you have to set it

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<v Speaker 1>up the same way I had to set it up. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. Newman will set that up. Oh okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know you were such a princess. No he could

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<v Speaker 1>come to me. Yeah, no, you know. Andy has to

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<v Speaker 1>make everything work. But for this, no, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>conserve milk because we do need to record another episode

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<v Speaker 1>after this. So oh today, By the way, we're using

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<v Speaker 1>one percent bowl and basket milk. Note that is a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>One percent Farmland Dairries, No love. Where are our friends

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<v Speaker 1>at Farmlanderrries. Remember that time when they were going to

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<v Speaker 1>have a conversation with us and they were going to

0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:55.480
<v Speaker 1>sponsor this podcast one day, Hello Farmland Darries. Maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>day we'll get a spond ready Andrew one two three.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells a lot more like strawberry lemonade than it

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<v Speaker 1>tastes I got nothing. Where is the strawberry and where's

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<v Speaker 1>the lemonade? I got nothing. There's just a sour. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of citric taste, just a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>which is weird because it makes you think the milk

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<v Speaker 1>is curdled. I like that though. See I like the

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<v Speaker 1>lemon and milk. I know it's weird, but I love

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<v Speaker 1>that combination. Yeah, sorbet it goes back. I like goes

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<v Speaker 1>back to when I was a kid, and I told

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<v Speaker 1>you the lemon fruit pie is from Hostess, always with

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<v Speaker 1>a cold glass of milk. That citrus and milk combining

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<v Speaker 1>in your mouth. Just it's a collision of flavors. Calm

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<v Speaker 1>it down, Gordon Ramsay, it's okay. This one is eh

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<v Speaker 1>eh lame. I give this two bowls in a spoon. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very underwhelming. I I was. I had high hopes

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<v Speaker 1>for this, to be honest, because I was thinking, like

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<v Speaker 1>if they had more strawberry. There's no strawberry taste, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so all your taste is a little bit of the lemon. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So two balls and a spoon from you, I will

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<v Speaker 1>give it three balls. It's it's it's mediocre. It's mediocre.

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<v Speaker 1>It's blah. This episode sucked. It did not hit the

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<v Speaker 1>mark when I talked the episode back, and here I

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<v Speaker 1>am eating a three bowler a vomit and this one

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<v Speaker 1>I like the rainbow crispieshame well. Unfortunately, Oh Jesus, there's

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<v Speaker 1>some something's on my lip. I had a phantom hair

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<v Speaker 1>on my arm the other day. Yeah. I kept feeling

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<v Speaker 1>it and I kept going like this and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>find it. You know, it's worse. The phantom booger is

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<v Speaker 1>the worst. Oh yeah, though, And do you shave your

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<v Speaker 1>nose hair? I pluck them. I know you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do the same when they go out, I just

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<v Speaker 1>go same. Yeah. They say you're not supposed to do that. MRSA. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what That's what I'm told. Yeah, probably is. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't understand why you get hair out. You get when

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<v Speaker 1>you shave the inside of your nose and the new

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<v Speaker 1>ones grow in. Sometimes they get like stuck or something,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're like, oh, it's kind of like when

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<v Speaker 1>you shave your arm completely down and it starts going back.

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<v Speaker 1>And I never shaved my arms ever. You don't have to.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't really have anything on your arms. I am

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<v Speaker 1>hairless on my arms. You have alopecia all over your body? No,

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<v Speaker 1>just here, Okay, look at how all that cream worked, zych. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for listening to Serial Killers next week's episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I was I'm debating. There's two serials that I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to do. One I think that we have to

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<v Speaker 1>and one that I think that I want to. But

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<v Speaker 1>we can't do them both, okay, because I can't blow it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of new cereals, and we have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them right here in the cereal sack. I

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<v Speaker 1>am really looking forward to it. Okay, Well, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for listening to this exciting episode of Serial Killers. Please

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<v Speaker 1>follow us on social platforms at serial Killers PC. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Pug on Instagram and I'm Z Scotty B. That's

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<v Speaker 1>with a Y. Make sure you like review, subscribe. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're watching this on YouTube, leave us some really nice

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<v Speaker 1>comments telling us how much you enjoy the episodes. Andrew

0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:49.439
<v Speaker 1>doesn't see those anymore. I do, but I get the

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<v Speaker 1>emails now. I've always gotten the I don't need to

0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:53.639
<v Speaker 1>get an email when there's a comment. All right, well

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<v Speaker 1>you could shut that off. Thank you so much. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the pastor so much for watching you never

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<v Speaker 1>get the passage with you guys, and we hope you

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<v Speaker 1>all have a wonderful, wonderful day. We'll see you on

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<v Speaker 1>Wednesday maybe until next time. Remember the time when I

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<v Speaker 1>asked you for the password and I never got it? Okay? Also,

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<v Speaker 1>are we having a bull chat on Wednesday? I hope?

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<v Speaker 1>So what do you mean you hope? So? I hope?

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<v Speaker 1>So can you record Monday or Tuesday? I hope? I

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<v Speaker 1>can hope. You know, want you just pencil me in

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<v Speaker 1>when you say penciled me in, But you know I

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of other things going on, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know this, and then you bring it to a public

0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.760
<v Speaker 1>forum and then everyone totaxts me. It's a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>These people, though, they like they look forward, they look

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<v Speaker 1>forward to things. Yes, but unfortunately, my full time job

0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:33.959
<v Speaker 1>can be very stressful. This is part of it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. It is because I'm gonna get a text

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<v Speaker 1>from Matt while he's driving to work. No bull chat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, nope, Andrew, Okay, well it's always mine because

0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:44.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready for it. I'm ready. Yeah, you're ready. At

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<v Speaker 1>ten fifteen, which is like prime time, for meetings. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it right now. The show is over, I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>it right now. Okay, ready, great, all right, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>record bull Chat right now until we see you on

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<v Speaker 1>Wednesday with the bull Chat. We're about to record, say crunch, Andrew, Crunch. No,

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<v Speaker 1>the minute this turns off, you're gonna go, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>picture a picture for this and let's go into the

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<v Speaker 1>next serial Killers. That's exactly what I'm gonna say. And

0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:09.480
<v Speaker 1>although you're wrong, picture a picture comes after. Okay, Ready,

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<v Speaker 1>go