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Speaker 2: The countdown continues for the top ten phone taps of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: We are on to number nine of the year, where

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Speaker 2: today we call a woman who recently finished nursing school,

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Speaker 2: but all of the medical education in the world couldn't

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Speaker 2: prepare her for the job that she has taking care

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Speaker 2: of a certain feisty senior named Alan winter Bottom.

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Speaker 3: I love Alan. He always has to be in the

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Speaker 3: top ten way.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully he doesn't weird her out in your number nine

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Speaker 2: phone tap of the year. Right now is brooking Jeffrey's

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Speaker 2: ten phone taps at Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Hello, oh wow, oh my goodness.

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Speaker 4: Hello would you look at look at those hips?

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness?

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hello God?

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Speaker 3: How do you pause this thing?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Amelia pause, Cyril Celios pause the video. It was your

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Speaker 3: dag names pause it. Oh there it goes.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hi Kelly, my name is Alan winter Bottom.

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Speaker 3: I was told you're going to be my new caregiver.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, Hi.

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Speaker 3: Hi, it's nice to meet you.

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Speaker 4: Did they give you my number? Yes, someone did, and

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Speaker 4: I don't remember who. But uh, you know, since you're

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Speaker 4: going to be looking after me, I just wanted to

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Speaker 4: give you a ring and tell you a little bit

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Speaker 4: about myself.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that sounds great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get to know you. So. I'm eighty nine years young.

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Speaker 3: WoT Yeah, and my.

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Speaker 4: Two favorite TV shows are Murder she wrote, and Paris

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Speaker 4: in Emily. Yeah, Emily in Paris. I watched that too. No, no,

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Speaker 4: not that one. I got Paris and Emily. One of

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Speaker 4: the orderlies gave me a zip drive of it. Okay,

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Speaker 4: Rawi Zali That Paris sure does get up in Emily.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's a good one.

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Speaker 4: But but my my all time favorite show is an

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Speaker 4: American Ninja Warrior.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna be on it.

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Speaker 1: You're going to be on it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're coming to town and I need you to

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Speaker 4: help get this body in the ninjas. She you want

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Speaker 4: to audition for the show.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to audition. I want to win, all right, you.

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Speaker 1: Want to win? I'm that's the best idea for someone

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Speaker 1: of your age.

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Speaker 3: Why you called me a wooshy?

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Speaker 2: Of course not.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I can do it to get hurt. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I almost got one of my shoes dayed there and

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Speaker 4: I started trying last Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're slooping and swooping it.

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Speaker 4: It was really nice to talk to you, Alan, but

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Speaker 4: I have to go and.

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Speaker 1: I will see you next Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Oh you're coming.

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Speaker 3: On Tuesday, he said.

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Speaker 4: The retirement center, we have double trouble Tuesdays.

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Speaker 1: What's that.

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Speaker 4: That's the only night of the week where I can

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Speaker 4: have two or more ladies over in my.

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Speaker 3: Room at once.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm gonna need to train you on where

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Speaker 4: to stand with the old camcorder. There there's angles and

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Speaker 4: I like to rewatch.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I can you work on my form?

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't really think that's part of what my job is.

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Speaker 4: The last nurse did it happily, and she learned a

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Speaker 4: few things. I brought some stuff back from the sixties.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is getting a little too weird.

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Speaker 3: I will see you later.

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Speaker 4: You get used to it. We're gonna have a rumbling

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Speaker 4: good time, you know. Bushalyna Pick bushlyn a pick getting

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Speaker 4: a choke around the neck.

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Speaker 3: What you know? You know that old song from the forties.

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Speaker 1: I don't, And honestly, Alan, this is my first job

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Speaker 1: as a caregiver and did not a comfortable conversation.

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Speaker 4: We got abe newbie alert. Yeah I knew. I mean

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Speaker 4: I went to six years of school. The last time

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Speaker 4: I got a green horn assigned to me, I hazed

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Speaker 4: her by making your wear my dentures at supper time.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you yell for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is gonna work out, so

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Speaker 1: I might be reassigned.

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Speaker 3: No, you can't be reassigned.

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Speaker 4: That would really mess with your sister Kelsey and her

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Speaker 4: plans to do this prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 3: What.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, your sister Kelsey's doing a phone tap because you're

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Speaker 4: really on a radio show right now called Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh so this wasn't Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: this wasn't real.

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Speaker 3: I'm not an eighty nine year old man a radio host.

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Speaker 3: No way.

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Speaker 2: She told us that you were nervous about having your

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Speaker 2: first caregiver position, and she thought we could.

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Speaker 4: Mess with it.

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Speaker 2: I was literally like, why is this herb the old

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Speaker 2: guy watching Shakira video.

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Speaker 3: You know that hip movement? She learned it from me.

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Speaker 1: Number nine Phone tap of twenty twenty four Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning