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Speaker 1: Donkey up to day.

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Speaker 2: Damn he hogged.

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Speaker 1: It's time for donkey, I mean trying to be donkey today.

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Speaker 3: No more.

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Speaker 4: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm

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Speaker 4: not making new people do these days.

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Speaker 5: Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me

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Speaker 4: Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey.

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Speaker 3: Out of the day today?

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Speaker 2: Well, just hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Donkey of to Day for Thursday, August twenty fourth goes

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Speaker 4: to Wayne Parker. Now, Wayne is a prime example of

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Speaker 4: money cannot buy you happiness and money cannot buy you

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Speaker 4: what we all truly want, and that's love. Folks believe,

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Speaker 4: for whatever reason that once you get the bag, all

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Speaker 4: those things that are included. But the reality is happiness

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Speaker 4: and love are sold separately and you truly can't even purchase.

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Speaker 2: He's a one to day.

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Speaker 4: See. Let me tell you the story about Wayne Parker.

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Speaker 4: He's a wanted man. Okay, not wanted by the ladies,

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Speaker 4: wanted by authorities all right, law enforcement, all right. According

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Speaker 4: to the ny Post, he's been running from cops for

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Speaker 4: nearly a year because he committed almost a million dollars

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Speaker 4: in fraud. Oh, I can't make this up. Let's go

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Speaker 4: to Suffix News for the report. Please.

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Speaker 6: In October twenty twenty two, Wayne Parker of Maldenhall was

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Speaker 6: found guilty of fraudulent trading after obtaining more than seven

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Speaker 6: hundred and sixty five thousand pounds in credit from suppliers.

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Speaker 6: An arrest warrant was issued when Parker failed to appear

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Speaker 6: in court in February this year. Trading standards said Parker

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Speaker 6: presented himself as a livestock owner, which allowed him to

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Speaker 6: be given credit by a wide range of companies. He

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Speaker 6: often made no attempt to settle his debts, and when

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Speaker 6: he did, repeatedly sent checks that would bounce. Since going

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Speaker 6: on the run, Parker is known to have been using

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Speaker 6: the match dot com dating website and has also been

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Speaker 6: hiring cars in a bid it is believed to avoid

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Speaker 6: detection by the police.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me translate a little.

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Speaker 4: Wayne is thirty five years old and he was found

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Speaker 4: guilty of oweing all those pounds, which equates to nine

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Speaker 4: hundred and seventy thousand dollars in US money to suppliers

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Speaker 4: when he failed to show up in court in February

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Speaker 4: for cenising. And you know when you don't show up

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Speaker 4: to cenising for least beyond your ass, and that's exactly

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Speaker 4: what happened. Wayne Parker has been on the run ever since,

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Speaker 4: and I be leave that Wayne. He's gone to see

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Speaker 4: jay Z and Beyonce's on the Run tour one too

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Speaker 4: many times. Or from that tour he got the not

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Speaker 4: so bright idea to think he could indeed be on

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Speaker 4: the run and be crazy in love, dangerously in love.

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Speaker 4: But he clearly made this decision when he was drunk

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Speaker 4: in love wanting love, because this man decided to start

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Speaker 4: looking for love.

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Speaker 2: On Match dot Com.

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Speaker 4: Now, I've never been on the run, and I would

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Speaker 4: never go on the run if I committed a crime,

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Speaker 4: because like presidential candidate Chris Christy, I just wouldn't be

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Speaker 4: good at running.

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Speaker 2: But if I.

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Speaker 4: Did go on the run, I would think the first

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Speaker 4: thing I would do is lay low. All right, that's

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Speaker 4: the whole point of going on the lamb, right all right.

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Speaker 4: Another thing I've never done is been on the dating

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Speaker 4: app Okay, And so I did some research this morning,

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Speaker 4: and by research, I'm in Google, and I realized that

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Speaker 4: there's four easy steps you must do in order to

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Speaker 4: land to date on Match dot com.

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Speaker 2: First, they say you have.

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Speaker 4: To nail the end my own words section because they

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Speaker 4: say your profile has two main jobs. The grab a

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Speaker 4: person's attention and keep it. You want to inform intrigue

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Speaker 4: and keep the person wanting more. Wayne couldn't change his identity.

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Speaker 4: He's an international man of mystery. And nothing says intrigue

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Speaker 4: like fraud. So let's look at his dating profile. It

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Speaker 4: says name Wayne Parker. Also goes by the name Sticky Fingers,

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Speaker 4: Steve Scammy, Sammy hit A Lick, Rick Fraud, muhammad In Kazine, Gauzine, Kazeine,

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Speaker 4: Kauzein is Oh, that's not Jerry. It makes sense now

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Speaker 4: now now, says he says. It says about myself. We's

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Speaker 4: financially stable as of last week. Love, long walks on

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Speaker 4: the beach holding your hand and your debit card. Love,

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Speaker 4: late night conversations about our path and past codes. Uh,

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Speaker 4: which city were you born in? Name of your first pet?

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Speaker 4: Things like that, And it says, I love whispering, sweet,

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Speaker 4: nothing's in your ear? And I love when you whisper

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Speaker 4: your social Security number in the mind. So far, Wayne

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Speaker 4: Parker is checking off all the boxes. He's captured our

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Speaker 4: attention with an interesting story. He's described his job in

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Speaker 4: an interesting way. Oh, he hasn't actually a job. Oh,

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Speaker 4: his occupation is untraceable. Why transfers, data collecting and telemarketing

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Speaker 4: all makes sense?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: He described a few of his hobbies and passions in life,

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Speaker 4: and here goes the most important one.

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Speaker 2: Describe the type of woman you are looking for. Wayne

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Speaker 2: is looking for a woman.

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Speaker 4: With good credit, a good shoulder on her heads, and

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Speaker 4: somebody who is willing to share their life and pen

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Speaker 4: number with him. Listen, man, Wayne Parker is still out there.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how much longer you can run when

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Speaker 4: all folks got to do is swipe right to see

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Speaker 4: you exist. And I know that it's only a matter

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Speaker 4: of time before you get arrested, because I am sure

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Speaker 4: your match dot com profile is popping right now, and

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Speaker 4: you're not even gonna be able to avoid hooking up

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Speaker 4: with someone that you met on the site. Okay, and

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Speaker 4: when you get the where you're going, it's gonna be

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Speaker 4: a nice dinner, nice conversation.

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Speaker 2: Hell, you might even get some dessert and her credit

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Speaker 2: card number.

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Speaker 4: But when that date is over, authorities will be right

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Speaker 4: there waiting to put you in matching handcuffs to take

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Speaker 4: you to get matching orange jumpsuits and match you up

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Speaker 4: with a salemate who's looking to give you the runs

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Speaker 4: because he wants love to.

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Speaker 2: Please give Wayne Parker the sweet challenge of the Hamiltons.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day,

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Speaker 1: the dog gee all the day. Yee alright.

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Speaker 2: BTC later who.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 5: Everybody else? Earlier, Kiki during the room that she reported

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Speaker 5: about Kevin Hart, and Kevin Hart had a little uh kerfuffle.

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Speaker 2: No, he had a curve forty plus. Let's listen to

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Speaker 2: what he said to.

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Speaker 3: All my men women out there that are forty years

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Speaker 3: old and above. It's not a game. Respect that age

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Speaker 3: or that age will make you respect it. It's just

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Speaker 3: public serface announcement. Because I know people may see me

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Speaker 3: out and I don't want you to be alarm, but

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Speaker 3: I'm in a wheelchair. Shout out to Steven wildly. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna go to put this story out there before you do.

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Speaker 3: Me and Steven we got to little debate. This debate

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Speaker 3: was based off of who was faster. Steven said, Kevi

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Speaker 3: ain't no way you're gonna beat me. Steven is ex

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Speaker 3: NFL running back play for the Patriots. I said, Steve,

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Speaker 3: you can bet it. He said back, I said, bet

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Speaker 3: we get out there, we go run a forty year

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Speaker 3: old dash. Guys, I blew all. My tore my lord abdermen,

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Speaker 3: my abductors are torn. I don't even know what that is,

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Speaker 3: but I tore him. I can't walk. What are we

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Speaker 3: competing for this age?

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Speaker 6: Why we like?

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Speaker 2: What am I doing? Stupid?

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Speaker 3: And now I can't walk because I'm somewhere trying to

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Speaker 3: get the title of the fastest the barbecue?

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Speaker 2: All right, so.

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Speaker 5: Question eight hundred and five eight five one oh five one?

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Speaker 5: What are some signs you're getting old?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you something, man, this I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 4: you why. This is a great conversation because it's a

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Speaker 4: lot of things you don't know you can do anymore

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Speaker 4: when you forty plus until you do it.

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Speaker 2: So we are gonna actually save some people this morning.

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Speaker 2: Come about you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: What a's some signs?

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Speaker 4: It was quickly.

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Speaker 5: I'm just curious you got one.

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Speaker 2: I had to think about it.

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Speaker 5: We'll talk about it when we come back after Well,

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Speaker 5: for me, I know the main one is I take

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Speaker 5: grown man naps, That's what I call him.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I've been doing that.

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Speaker 4: That's that's nothing. I'm forty five years old. I'm gonn

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Speaker 4: take the natural release for ten years.

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Speaker 5: We'll talk about it when we come back. All right,

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Speaker 5: eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. Kiki,

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Speaker 5: our co host is here. Our guess co hosts head.

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Speaker 2: And already told us what she can't do.

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Speaker 1: What baby, that's just.

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Speaker 5: Because I'm big, Oh right right, Jesus Christ, It's the

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Speaker 5: Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, donkey.

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Speaker 4: Today is brought to you by the law office of

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Speaker 4: Michael Slammingsoft.

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Speaker 2: Don't be a donkey. Dob pound two fifty on your

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Speaker 2: cell and say the bull.

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Speaker 4: If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two

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Speaker 4: five oh from your cell and say the bull.