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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call today. We call a guy

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Speaker 1: who dropped off his car for annual maintenance at his

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Speaker 1: local law to body shop. Okay, he thinks he's going

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Speaker 1: to get it back at the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna tell him, Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he's going to be super cheerful about that.

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Speaker 1: Jose thinks the reason is completely legitimate. Oh, because the

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Speaker 1: pitch and tone of his car horn is slightly off

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Speaker 1: by point zero zero one decibels. I mean, yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: and while that might not sound bad to us to

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Speaker 1: a trained ear of someone who went to horn school,

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Speaker 1: thank you. It's a disaster waiting to happen in your phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap right now, another tap on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Kurt From's Auto body Am I speaking to Mike?

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's Mike. Yeah, we got your Honda chord here.

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Speaker 1: Just finished changing out your brake pads, oil filter, a

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Speaker 1: few other things. Cool cool, um, But I do need

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Speaker 1: to call because I think we need to keep her overnight. Man. Actually,

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Speaker 1: maybe over the weekend. I found a potentially serious issue here,

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Speaker 1: Like what, well, see what you think? All right? You

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Speaker 1: hear that? Yeah? The horn? Yeah, we have another Honda

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Speaker 1: a chord in here. This is what it's supposed to

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Speaker 1: sound like. That sounds exactly the same, it doesn't You

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Speaker 1: didn't hear the difference there? Not really? Now, well here,

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Speaker 1: let me do it again one second. Maybe it wasn't

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Speaker 1: loud enough. That's your car. Okay, this is what it's

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Speaker 1: supposed to sound like. Okay, now that we're on the

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Speaker 1: same page, let's schedule a pickup. We're not on the

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Speaker 1: same page. I don't understand what's going on here. That

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Speaker 1: just sounded like the second horn was maybe a little louder. Okay, listen.

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Speaker 1: I did three years at autobody college and I minored

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Speaker 1: in horns. So this is my specialty. Yours is jacked up, man,

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Speaker 1: and not in a good way. It's a horn, is like,

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Speaker 1: as long as it's making some kind of sound and

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Speaker 1: I could hear it, that's really all that matters. So

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Speaker 1: I can't let you take the car in good conscience

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Speaker 1: with a horn like this. Listen to it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that that is a safety issue. I don't care. I

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Speaker 1: need my car like you can't just keep it? Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? Imagine an emergency situation, right, there's an

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Speaker 1: ambulance behind you. You have to get out of the way,

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Speaker 1: and then you're gonna play this. It sounds like the

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Speaker 1: same sound, dude, like you played me the exact same

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Speaker 1: noise of a horn. Do you realize that's not no.

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Speaker 1: I am worried about you and your safety, so I'm

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Speaker 1: going worrying about me. It's a horn. Once we get

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Speaker 1: it to how it's supposed to sound, then you will

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Speaker 1: get your car back. It sounds how it's supposed to sound.

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Speaker 1: Let it go, I'm coming to be getting Look, I

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Speaker 1: don't expect your pedestrian ears to catch it. But let

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Speaker 1: me play this for you again. Remember I am the expert. Dude. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's your car. That is. It's not going to change

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Speaker 1: my opinion of it. More frustrating me. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: I minored? Oh you're frustrating horns. Yes, Look, this is

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Speaker 1: obviously you trying to rip me off. Get more money

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Speaker 1: enemy for my car so you can keep it overnight. No,

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Speaker 1: I need the car back. I'm used to dealing with

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Speaker 1: high end fancy cars. Now that's my car. Now that

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Speaker 1: is a cloud? Are you as some kind of absolute clown?

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Speaker 1: What do you have a horn? Can we can? We

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Speaker 1: just admit that you could even take the horn out

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Speaker 1: of my car? I don't give it. Oh then what

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Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Smart? As you see a guy

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Speaker 1: parallel parking grong way, what are you gonna do? Wave

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Speaker 1: at him and a whistle? Do you yell at all

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Speaker 1: of your customers like this? Like this is pathetic customer service.

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Speaker 1: I hope you know that, But I'm tired of hearing

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Speaker 1: about this shown. I'm done with you good. I am

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Speaker 1: tired of explaining the intricank god of the horn game

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Speaker 1: to you. They call me Horny Hornerson for a reason.

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Speaker 1: That's the dumbest nickname I've ever heard. You know what?

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Speaker 1: Ron said? You were gonna be like this, and I'm

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Speaker 1: tired of it. Ron said, hold on, yeah, your best

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Speaker 1: friend Ron, the Ron, Yes, the Ron. I guess we

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Speaker 1: can call as he set you up. And this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. My name is Jose from the

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Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Holy craft, I

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Speaker 1: knew this was like too dumb to be real. He said,

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Speaker 1: You've been looking forward to a big date this weekending.

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Speaker 1: You needed your car back and you were worried they

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Speaker 1: weren't going to be done with it at the show. God,

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, though, now that you know, do

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Speaker 1: you really think your date's gonna go? Well, if you

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Speaker 1: show up in a car sounding like this, you can

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Speaker 1: borrow my car, our buddy, and then get all the

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Speaker 1: tail you'd like. Yeah. I can hear them putting their

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Speaker 1: fans back on after hearing that. Actually that's what they

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Speaker 1: do to me too. Pretty accurate there, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the Twenties Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning