Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast, Nick Gleiser.
Speaker 2: Here's NICKI, Hello, welcome to the show. It's Nick Glazer Podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm in Saint Louis. Taylor McGraw's here. Hi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, regular on the show. What's Up?
Speaker 1: Tea?
Speaker 4: What a g.
Speaker 3: Also, here's Anya Marina and Brian Frandia. Noah, my gods.
Speaker 2: I just got a text from a friend because I
Speaker 2: had posted on the Instagram story that there was some
Speaker 2: like report about Kendall Jenner being a monster or something.
Speaker 3: Let me read it. What did it say? It said
Speaker 3: like Kendall Jenner.
Speaker 2: Is branded an unbearable bitch after video resurfaces of her.
Speaker 3: So I didn't check out the video or whatever.
Speaker 2: But then I wrote in response to that on my
Speaker 2: Instagram story, I actually hear that she and Kim are
Speaker 2: the nice ones of the family, and because that's what
Speaker 2: I've heard from people who who know, they know, and
Speaker 2: I've heard it multiple reports that everyone in the family
Speaker 2: they're not like mean. But the people who are incredibly
Speaker 2: nice to like Crewe and like other people out like
Speaker 2: in the production and go out of their way to
Speaker 2: be nice are Kendall and Kim that are like the
Speaker 2: really very nice ones. And my friend just wrote to me,
Speaker 2: who's a friend that has worked with them? And goes, no,
Speaker 2: Kylie's the worst, and I go, well, I didn't say
Speaker 2: she was. It's about Kendall. She was like, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: then this is correct. She was like, Kendall and Kim
Speaker 2: are the nice ones. She was like, don't say Kylie's nice.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I did not.
Speaker 1: She doesn't look nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a.
Speaker 2: Scow She paid for that scow y look, that angry Yeah,
Speaker 2: because smiling makes your face wrinkley.
Speaker 3: Oh is that what? You've just been so happy your
Speaker 3: whole life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always making fun of everybody and everything and
Speaker 1: getting a sly little smile.
Speaker 2: How's everyone doing today? What's what's the HAPs? I mean,
Speaker 2: we're back from the road. We were in Chicago and
Speaker 2: Peoria this weekend, me and Anya with you know, Matt,
Speaker 2: Anya's husband.
Speaker 3: Husband.
Speaker 5: Husband feels weird to spend I'm still saying partner here
Speaker 5: and there.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to.
Speaker 5: Really, it just sounds so possessive to be like like
Speaker 5: I was boarding a plane and I'm like, this is
Speaker 5: my boarding pass, and then I swipe and I'm like
Speaker 5: and this is my husband's. I'm just like, it's so weird,
Speaker 5: and that's like, yeah, I wouldn't say that. I'm like,
Speaker 5: you wouldn't if you had both our boarding passes, what
Speaker 5: would you say.
Speaker 3: It's like I'd just be like, this.
Speaker 5: Is mine, this is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I read a thing the other day that said a
Speaker 2: meme that was like if a guy wants to make
Speaker 2: you horn It was something to the effect of, if
Speaker 2: you want to make me horny, say my name, like
Speaker 2: in the middle of a sentence, like when you're talking
Speaker 2: Tate say my name, Oh my god, when I hear
Speaker 2: Chris say Nikki, I'm always just.
Speaker 4: Like, always feel like I'm in trouble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, maybe that's why I like it. I don't
Speaker 3: be a little bad girl what he calls me Nicole Renet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: I think it's hot and I think that I think husband.
Speaker 2: I think that's the only reason to get married is
Speaker 2: that you can say husband and wife.
Speaker 3: It sounds cool. I think that's one of the perps.
Speaker 5: Its like only re ragging a little, like my husband,
Speaker 5: I am married.
Speaker 2: I used to feel that way about boyfriend too, Like
Speaker 2: my boyfriend, like, oh, do you have a boyfriend, someoneould love.
Speaker 1: You embarrassing when we're at this age to say boyfriend,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, be man friend.
Speaker 2: When I was filling f boy Island, these girls would
Speaker 2: always say, and I don't know, like just in my
Speaker 2: twenty four years of life, I've just never been I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, do you need to keep? Do you always need
Speaker 3: to say? And they'd be like, sorry, Nikki, like they knew.
Speaker 2: And then I didn't like that because it was like
Speaker 2: acknowledging that they do know I'm older. I want them
Speaker 2: to be like I just always think of you like
Speaker 2: you're twenty four.
Speaker 3: Uh huh and yeah, so uh that's yeah.
Speaker 2: The road was fun. It was fun being big out there.
Speaker 2: Thank you to all the besties who came. So many
Speaker 2: were there both in the audience because I heard you're
Speaker 2: cheering when the host, the person bringing me up would
Speaker 2: say the Niko Laser podcast, I heard you guys go whoo.
Speaker 2: And then and then I met many of you after
Speaker 2: the show at the meet and greet, and that was
Speaker 2: so special and I even learned new stuff. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know if she was she was not a bustie.
Speaker 2: She seems like someone that like got brought along with
Speaker 2: a group of people, but I loved her jacket. As
Speaker 2: I will compliment your outfit if you look cute and
Speaker 2: you come to see me. I know that some people
Speaker 2: are like I don't need that, like no, sorry enough, but.
Speaker 3: I love compliments to getting them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will say, and I've said it before,
Speaker 2: most of the time I give a compliment to someone,
Speaker 2: they're just maybe they're nervous to.
Speaker 3: Hurt me and so they don't.
Speaker 2: But they don't go like thanks, I got it at this,
Speaker 2: like they just kind of like, don't say anything, and
Speaker 2: this is an only only meet and greets. I think
Speaker 2: that people sometimes are just like thanks, and you just
Speaker 2: go like well you, or like can you give a
Speaker 2: little bit, like I love it too, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: No one ever says anything like I want I went
Speaker 2: a little bit more.
Speaker 1: It takes me a minute to decide if it's mind
Speaker 1: because people I will say, like about my car a lot,
Speaker 1: and then I say thank you, or I'm like wait what,
Speaker 1: I didn't make this car when I was ten years old.
Speaker 2: I know my dog, or like when I have dogged
Speaker 2: like these dogs are cute, I'm my thanks, I birthed them.
Speaker 3: Even if you diad birth it. It's not like you choose.
Speaker 2: To do like there's just very well hair issue on
Speaker 2: your baby, or like if you get a if I
Speaker 2: ever get a compliment about something the other day actually,
Speaker 2: and I'll get back to the jacket.
Speaker 3: Thing from the mean Greek.
Speaker 1: But no.
Speaker 2: I was on f Boy Island and the director brought
Speaker 2: his children to uh set and they were like these
Speaker 2: young girls, I think fourteen eleven and then there was
Speaker 2: like a maybe a nine year old and they were
Speaker 2: so sweet, and two girls and the youngest boy.
Speaker 3: And both the girls.
Speaker 2: Were like like kind of looking at because I was
Speaker 2: all done up. It was like the finale episode. So
Speaker 2: I was like high heels and wearing this glamorous outfit
Speaker 2: and I just looked like a barbie kind of, you know.
Speaker 2: And they were both like and they were like hi.
Speaker 2: And he introduced them and he was like, this is Nikki.
Speaker 2: She's really nice and funny. And he was like and
Speaker 2: then I complimented him. We both love each other so much,
Speaker 2: and so the kids were just like hi. And then
Speaker 2: the girls came up to me and they're like, you
Speaker 2: look so pretty. They were like you, we thought you
Speaker 2: were one of the girls like.
Speaker 1: On the show. You look so pretty, and you just
Speaker 1: tell me.
Speaker 2: They were like, and I instill, And so I have
Speaker 2: my microphone on and the director his their dad is
Speaker 2: in the control room and I'm on set with the girls,
Speaker 2: and they're gonna go visit him in a second.
Speaker 3: But I had this little moment with them.
Speaker 2: They're like, you're so pretty, and I was like, girls,
Speaker 2: thank you so much.
Speaker 3: That's so nice.
Speaker 2: I just want to tell you this is fake hair.
Speaker 2: This is a spray tand I paint my body every time.
Speaker 2: These these are fake eyelashes. This is so much makeup.
Speaker 2: If I took this off, I'd be unrecognizable to you.
Speaker 1: I promise you.
Speaker 2: All of this is a lie. And they were just like,
Speaker 2: we don't need to know. Like they were kind of like, okay,
Speaker 2: go everything you see on TV is a lie. Don't
Speaker 2: compare yourself ever, And they were like, we just wanted
Speaker 2: to say you're pretty. But then I had my earpiece
Speaker 2: in and he goes, I just want to say thank
Speaker 2: you for doing that.
Speaker 3: I was like, that was really cool. What you just did.
Speaker 2: You like immediately told them the truth. You accepted it,
Speaker 2: but you told them the truth about these things. Because
Speaker 2: they are so young, they are at that age of
Speaker 2: like the way they were looking at me was like
Speaker 2: you're better than everyone because you're so pretty, And it
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Mom, because she just wears at house hurlers every day,
Speaker 1: you do look at that like, yeah, celebrities, you just
Speaker 1: have this.
Speaker 2: I just need to constantly just ruin that image or
Speaker 2: you know, dispel any I don't know, like perfection that
Speaker 2: they put onto it, and maybe it's like unnecessary to
Speaker 2: do all the time. But I liked that he saw
Speaker 2: what I was doing and appreciated it because he must
Speaker 2: see his kids like absorb so much life.
Speaker 7: Double it's double tough for kids these days because they
Speaker 7: have filters to contend with. Also, it's like everybody on
Speaker 7: Instagram looks absolutely perfect.
Speaker 2: That yeah, your filter you're when you go on Instagram
Speaker 2: story to post something as a selfie, it's already filtered.
Speaker 2: I know people go, well, I didn't put it on
Speaker 2: Paris mode. Paris is like the class filter that doesn't
Speaker 2: kind of look like a filter, But you're already filtered.
Speaker 2: These cameras already are filtering us to make the look
Speaker 2: as pretty as possible. And it's get automatic automatic. You
Speaker 2: have to go in and unenhanced.
Speaker 6: Really, yes, you're enhanced autumn.
Speaker 8: If you think today you don't.
Speaker 6: The only time I've ever.
Speaker 2: Thought that, I know, because then you can't stop staring
Speaker 2: at yourself. You're like, I'm fucking gorgious.
Speaker 1: I could have posted over it, so I can't look
Speaker 1: at myself because I would probably accidentally be doing it
Speaker 1: because I don't like use computers look at myself at
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's yeah, we're always being lied to. It's it's
Speaker 2: painful and uh yeah, so I just but anyway, so
Speaker 2: this woman came through at the meet and greet and
Speaker 2: I was like, that's a great jacket and we took it.
Speaker 2: She was like thanks, took a picture and I was like,
Speaker 2: where'd you get that? Like is that she's like anthrow
Speaker 2: And I was like is it recent? Like can I
Speaker 2: still get it? She was like you can have this
Speaker 2: one and I was like really. She was like I
Speaker 2: work there, I'll get another. And I was like it's
Speaker 2: gonna be too big for you, because she was like
Speaker 2: a bigger lady, but like not that much, but it
Speaker 2: was like already baggy on her. And I was like,
Speaker 2: but I like that style. So it's like I got
Speaker 2: like a boyfriend jack in and.
Speaker 3: It's so cool. It's cool.
Speaker 2: It's like this blure black and then it has embroidered
Speaker 2: like all these like birds kind of thing, like it's
Speaker 2: it's really gorgeous and I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: And it's happened to me a couple of times. Yes,
Speaker 3: Satin is I'm not full door. Sorry, I get those
Speaker 3: two confused.
Speaker 2: Yes, sat it's a satin oversized bomber and it's awesome
Speaker 2: and I love it so much, and it's so much
Speaker 2: better than buying something.
Speaker 1: I love doing that because I get everything from the
Speaker 1: thrift story. So I'm just like, you canna have it.
Speaker 1: That's like nice. It would be hard to find. It
Speaker 1: cost fifty cents, so that's perfect, so nice, and I
Speaker 1: get more.
Speaker 3: I should do that. I'm going to try to do
Speaker 3: that more often.
Speaker 7: There was a really awkward episode of Conan where Trump
Speaker 7: was on, and this was before he was running for
Speaker 7: president or anything. This is just when he was the
Speaker 7: Apprentice Trump and he was promoting the Apprentice and he
Speaker 7: had a tie on and Conan said, oh, that's a
Speaker 7: really nice tie, and then Trump said it's a Trump tie,
Speaker 7: and then he did his whole like commercial for Trump ties.
Speaker 7: They're the best ties, and then he goes, you want
Speaker 7: this tie, and Conan clearly did not want the tie,
Speaker 7: but he had to pretend like, oh, I'll take the tie.
Speaker 7: And then Trump gave him the tie like it like
Speaker 7: he was handing him a Cadillac, and then to put
Speaker 7: on the tie and be like, oh, I'm so happy
Speaker 7: with this tie, and he was like, you see what
Speaker 7: I just did for you.
Speaker 6: I gave you this tie.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I hate that Trump did something charming ones. Oh,
Speaker 3: I mean he.
Speaker 6: Does at all the time. That's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is ever since. Shane Gillis is special.
Speaker 5: I just keep thinking about his Trump impression about how.
Speaker 3: You beautiful told that guy with the dogs, the beautiful dogs.
Speaker 3: He died like a dog. It's so good.
Speaker 2: If you haven't heard Shane Gillis's Trump impression, it's on
Speaker 2: you. You said it bust day of the day. You were like,
Speaker 2: I could listen to that for half fourteen hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that should have been It's the rest of me.
Speaker 3: He was so good.
Speaker 2: I loved his special, Brian, you loved his special two.
Speaker 2: You wrote me and was like, Shane Gellis is the
Speaker 2: next Louis c K.
Speaker 7: Yeah, best special of the year. So far I think.
Speaker 7: I mean, it was amazing. It's really he's got this everyman,
Speaker 7: workingman h vibe. He's got those people on lock and
Speaker 7: he understands them and they understand him. And that special
Speaker 7: was incredibly well written. It's so funny, the best special
Speaker 7: of the year.
Speaker 3: He's having great time. He's in the Poko.
Speaker 1: You can watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joe is so great all by myself or something
Speaker 2: I forget, but yeah, but Shane, Yeah, I he just
Speaker 2: was having a great time. I learned so much about
Speaker 2: what I want to do for my next one in
Speaker 2: terms of like be like he was loose. He was loose,
Speaker 2: felt very loose. He didn't feel like nervous. He also
Speaker 2: just he's having a good time. He's smiling a lot.
Speaker 2: I think like sometimes comedians just get took and like
Speaker 2: don't smile.
Speaker 1: Like people laugh and they're like you can tell they're
Speaker 1: kind of holding it in. I'd be laughing.
Speaker 2: But also I hate when comedians laugh at their own jokes,
Speaker 2: because you're like, we've heard you know, you've done this
Speaker 2: million times to hate me.
Speaker 3: But he doesn't seem to be.
Speaker 2: I don't think his is bullshit. Like I think he's
Speaker 2: actually having still having fun with the joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like laughing at people's reaction to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think he's in it. He's in the pocket.
Speaker 2: As we've said before. It's just it was really impressive
Speaker 2: to me. I really, I loved it so much and
Speaker 2: I just love My favorite thing was him getting bullied
Speaker 2: for wearing a bucket hat. He got like bullied by
Speaker 2: a goth in Australia for wearing a bucket hat.
Speaker 3: It's so funny because he like attempted to wear a
Speaker 3: bucket hat.
Speaker 2: His friend was like, no, it looks cool, and he
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, who's gonna make fun of me?
Speaker 3: In Australia, everyone's nice here the gods.
Speaker 2: Someone lifted up his bucket hat and then put it
Speaker 2: back on his head like behind him, and he turned
Speaker 2: around thinking it must be a friend.
Speaker 3: Because who would do that? And it was a goth.
Speaker 2: Finally, we used to make fun of goths, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: not to their face.
Speaker 1: We made in front of everyone though. We were equal opportunity.
Speaker 1: We didn't like pick on the dorks. We made equal
Speaker 1: fun of like every person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we could everyone to death. Yeah, but we made
Speaker 3: fun of goths. We made There was one girl.
Speaker 2: Who used to draw like sex cat, porn cats, porn cats.
Speaker 2: She used to draw like cats, like with huge tits,
Speaker 2: like almost robotic.
Speaker 1: She was good anime, but we didn't know what anime.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure there was anime, but not a lot.
Speaker 3: Right, No, I don't think it was that.
Speaker 1: I think she made up anime. She could be the originator.
Speaker 6: Wow, I'm gonna look her up.
Speaker 7: When I used to draw, I would draw during class
Speaker 7: and stuff, And there was one time I was really
Speaker 7: good at drawing the top halves of people, but not
Speaker 7: the legs.
Speaker 6: Every day was particularly.
Speaker 7: The pelvis I could not handle. And I was drawing
Speaker 7: this like comic book character, and there was this girl,
Speaker 7: this probably the hottest girl in my high school class,
Speaker 7: was sitting behind me that day and she was watching
Speaker 7: me draw this thing. And then she goes over and
Speaker 7: she's like, you're really good at drawing. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's pretty except for the legs. The legs and pelvis
Speaker 7: are kind of like off. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm not very good at it. And there was something like.
Speaker 6: You just covered it with I'm good at it, but
Speaker 6: the top halfs.
Speaker 7: Do you ever see the movie pop Star where the
Speaker 7: only island musical movie that should have done better.
Speaker 3: The best comedy movies ever.
Speaker 7: Yeah, one of the funniest movies ever, and it flopped
Speaker 7: and because people are stupid. But in that in that movie,
Speaker 7: he goes off and he into the farm and he
Speaker 7: starts painting, and he paints horses.
Speaker 6: But he can't do the hoop.
Speaker 1: That's legs had draw legs. I just mind taper. It's like,
Speaker 1: I can't draw anything really, but if I start, it's
Speaker 1: not accurate. If I start during the top the legs.
Speaker 1: Just taping your drawings on your body, you your people,
Speaker 1: and the hands always are in the pockets for sure.
Speaker 3: He wonders tattoos lately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, John Ramsey, j J B R.
Speaker 3: I will avenge you, John, what do you think happened?
Speaker 1: Her brother? Did it? Burke did it?
Speaker 2: B D I?
Speaker 3: How much would you b D I?
Speaker 1: Everything I got? It's r I Ramses did it b
Speaker 1: D I. Burke did did? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so every parents written by.
Speaker 1: Written by the mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was an accident.
Speaker 2: He like pushed her off the thing because they were
Speaker 2: arguing about pineapple or something.
Speaker 1: He I think he hit her and then with the
Speaker 1: flashlight and then he made the garrett, which wasn't actually
Speaker 1: a garrett or garage or whatever. It was actually a
Speaker 1: very similar to a boy scout toggle, which he knew
Speaker 1: how to make, and it's what you pull things with.
Speaker 1: So there's evidence of her being pulled by it. So
Speaker 1: I think he was trying to like pull her and
Speaker 1: like accidentally strangled her all the way. And then there
Speaker 1: there's marks on her body that they they matched to
Speaker 1: the train tracks, like he picked up the train tracks
Speaker 1: and was kind of poking her. So he was just
Speaker 1: like confused. He didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 3: Is he the special needs?
Speaker 1: I think now you can tell that he is, but
Speaker 1: I don't know about back then.
Speaker 3: But the thing that everyone celebrates Christmas Eve differently.
Speaker 1: He has special needs. But they might not be psychological.
Speaker 1: It's just like but they found a lot of books
Speaker 1: in their house and one was called like why doesn't
Speaker 1: Johnny have a conscience? And other they were all about
Speaker 1: children overtly sexually.
Speaker 2: That the ram had clearly bought because they had a
Speaker 2: family dealing with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, their Matt checks out with the nine one call
Speaker 5: where hats he can be heard saying what did you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: M hm, oh no, it seems like yesterdays and then
Speaker 8: come back and talk about the Delphi murders that.
Speaker 2: They've been like, we're not going to talk about but
Speaker 2: there has been a huge update. Yeah, I said in
Speaker 2: the kitchen, was like, can we talk about the Delphi
Speaker 2: murders because there's been updates? I said, I can't because
Speaker 2: I don't I haven't studied them enough. And I got
Speaker 2: some All the records are been sealed, but they were
Speaker 2: open for a little bit and one of one of
Speaker 2: the besties sent me the unsealed things.
Speaker 3: She like, got them.
Speaker 5: One of the most fun things that happened between Chicago
Speaker 5: and Peoria coming up Starbucks?
Speaker 3: Which which? Which Starbucks?
Speaker 5: Stop?
Speaker 2: In that three hour drive we've made fourteen? All right,
Speaker 2: we'll be back right after this. All right, So we're
Speaker 2: driving between Chicago and Peoria on Saturday for our show. Anya,
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 5: You started playing a question game, which Matt and I
Speaker 5: always appreciate, and it was like.
Speaker 2: Because you guys get to know each other so much
Speaker 2: more as husband and uh, it's fun.
Speaker 5: To get to know you more too, because even though
Speaker 5: I lived with you for years and I've known you
Speaker 5: now for eleven, I think there's always more to learn
Speaker 5: about Nick.
Speaker 2: Well and Matt passes on most of these questions.
Speaker 1: Or you're asking who knows.
Speaker 2: No, It's like they're just like they're like conversation starter.
Speaker 2: Like I google like fun quirky questions. It's really hard
Speaker 2: to google fun questions. You get the same list over
Speaker 2: and over. It's like it's like googling lyrics. Do you
Speaker 2: ever heard google lyrics? And it's just like so many
Speaker 2: ads and pop ups and stuff like, it's really difficult
Speaker 2: to find fun, interesting conversation starters.
Speaker 3: It's the same list over and over read.
Speaker 2: It's always that yes, you're always yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's free. It's for people who are autistic who are
Speaker 2: going on a first date and need like questions to
Speaker 2: ask or something, which I think is good.
Speaker 3: It's nice to have these.
Speaker 2: They do help you get to know each other so
Speaker 2: much better and it does spark good conversation. So there
Speaker 2: was one that we did that Anya was like, we
Speaker 2: should definitely talk about this on the pod. So, Anya,
Speaker 2: do you want to present the question.
Speaker 5: If someone was borrowing your body for a few months,
Speaker 5: what would you tell them about how it works?
Speaker 1: I love this one.
Speaker 9: I'd be like, p carefully Okay, we like are we
Speaker 9: talking because we answered this question on like we were
Speaker 9: just mostly that the answers were like we didn't want
Speaker 9: people to fuck it up, so we were like, be careful.
Speaker 3: About this thing.
Speaker 2: And I'm wondering, like what do we tell the person
Speaker 2: to like have fun with it, like do more like hey,
Speaker 2: go for go hike.
Speaker 3: See what see if my body likes doing that?
Speaker 7: Soul like you're going to get it back and it's
Speaker 7: gonna be all scratches on it.
Speaker 3: Like I think what we're worried about. I think like
Speaker 3: you were creating like a list, like.
Speaker 2: If someone was watching our dog, like he likes to
Speaker 2: go to bed this time, Like is that the is
Speaker 2: this the question?
Speaker 3: Is that the question? Like how it works?
Speaker 2: Like what things people or would you be like, listen,
Speaker 2: it's gonna do this.
Speaker 3: Weird creaky thing. Don't worry about it. It's okay. That's
Speaker 3: what I think. It's like that's the more fun answer.
Speaker 3: I think you should go for that.
Speaker 2: I think things your body does that people would be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I should go to the hospital, like
Speaker 2: calm down, it's okay.
Speaker 10: It's like.
Speaker 2: You have to report when you're in a downward dog
Speaker 2: positions during yoga over because it's gonna happen if it's
Speaker 2: a good one, if.
Speaker 1: You want that.
Speaker 4: My joints crack, like my elbow and my knees, and
Speaker 4: it makes like this loud snapping sound, as if like
Speaker 4: a branch is breaking off a tree. What And it
Speaker 4: doesn't hurt. No, it doesn't hurt at all. But here's
Speaker 4: a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Someone thinks that there's like a tornado outside, but you're
Speaker 2: just like leaning back st.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good.
Speaker 1: One to everyone, right, Wait, why p carefully, Taylor. I
Speaker 1: just thought of the last thing that I did that
Speaker 1: I was like, what is wrong with me? Because I
Speaker 1: was peeing outside and it was just all over my
Speaker 1: entire body. The ground was hard.
Speaker 3: But there's because it came out too slow.
Speaker 1: No, it's too fast ricochet, Oh.
Speaker 3: I thought it.
Speaker 2: It came out slow and it dripped down the sides
Speaker 2: of your thighs, like sometimes it came of a cave wall.
Speaker 2: It just travels down or like you know, marry a
Speaker 2: statue of Mary crying or whatever, you know what I mean? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and that's what I like what it comes out. I
Speaker 2: always try to like get it like.
Speaker 1: But not outside on the hard ground. It hasn't rained
Speaker 1: in a while.
Speaker 5: In San Louis, anyone taking her body out for a.
Speaker 3: Spin is going to be pissing out carefully.
Speaker 1: That's what I was wanting to They also have like
Speaker 1: my muscle memory and like psyche, are they going to
Speaker 1: be outside peeing?
Speaker 5: Okay, so they're just borrowing your body for were you
Speaker 5: peeing outside in Saint Louis?
Speaker 1: Catching insects in the park.
Speaker 3: In what park? Corondali Park? You were catching insects?
Speaker 2: Do you? And then you put them in the freezer
Speaker 2: and then you stab them? Yes, through the abdomen?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay? How do you catch them with a jaw?
Speaker 1: Have a net? And then also I have something called.
Speaker 3: Kids get it beat sheet which I just made.
Speaker 1: It's like a big sheet, make it X and then
Speaker 1: you wrap around like uh fabric, and then you go
Speaker 1: put it under a tree and then you bang on
Speaker 1: the tree.
Speaker 3: And beat sheet, beat sheet?
Speaker 1: Who bait sheet?
Speaker 6: Okay, science.
Speaker 1: Hobby, that's something my hobby. Science baby.
Speaker 2: I would tell your body person that's borrowing it, like
Speaker 2: you might see some bugs in the fridge.
Speaker 1: When did crawl out of my shirt while I was
Speaker 1: driving and flew up my face?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you like them when they're alive?
Speaker 1: I love them even when they're alive, So.
Speaker 3: Why don't you keep them alive?
Speaker 5: And what if you lived back and they had like
Speaker 5: shaved off your pubic care?
Speaker 1: Would you be mad?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, i'd be.
Speaker 1: I'd say you would be like, don't whatever you do,
Speaker 1: don't shave my puber care on you.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to come back to like a weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was thinking like you would be, because I'm guessing
Speaker 5: Taylor has a great pubes circa nineteen seventy four because
Speaker 5: you have cool retro taste.
Speaker 3: Oh, she keeps it tidy.
Speaker 1: Really, it doesn't grow, You don't have any sad Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're pathetic.
Speaker 3: They're pathetic. But do you trim the one do you
Speaker 3: like shave the ones that are do you have like bald?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: None of my business?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh really I shave it off?
Speaker 1: I nothing?
Speaker 2: Yeah no no, because then it's like you don't get
Speaker 2: complaints of like I found a hair in my yea food.
Speaker 1: It's brave.
Speaker 7: Let's say you could rent your body out to somebody
Speaker 7: for three months, and then during those three months, it
Speaker 7: was like you're under anesthesia. Like you didn't exist, okay,
Speaker 7: but you rented it out with the purpose of accomplishing something.
Speaker 7: So that person would take your body for three months
Speaker 7: and make you give ten pounds or learn song on
Speaker 7: the piano, or like.
Speaker 6: Whatever project, would you do it?
Speaker 7: You'd give up three months of your entire life, but
Speaker 7: you'd come back guaranteed.
Speaker 2: No, no, because you know what, A part of being
Speaker 2: skilled and talented is knowing what it took to get there,
Speaker 2: and that's.
Speaker 3: The joy of it. Like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't really celebrate things that I'm born with as
Speaker 2: much as things that I've earned. What do you guys
Speaker 2: feel Do you think you wanted to just show up interesting?
Speaker 4: I like being good at something I hate being bad at,
Speaker 4: like especially if it's like a sport or some kind
Speaker 4: of hobby. So I would take that offer in a
Speaker 4: heartbeat if you were.
Speaker 2: Weren't they molested, Well, I'll take someone working out for
Speaker 2: me because I don't enjoy the process of working out.
Speaker 6: So you could rent them right now.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I would have to do pilates.
Speaker 1: You get a room and there's a body in there
Speaker 1: that you get to rent for an hour.
Speaker 3: If they molested me, I guess I wouldn't know unless.
Speaker 1: You know, oh you might know. Really I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they allowed to molest me because it be them,
Speaker 2: like masturbating, because it's theirs.
Speaker 3: Unless I don't know.
Speaker 2: It'd be like, you know, telling someone that was babysitting
Speaker 2: for you, they can't eat your snacks, you know that's
Speaker 2: staying at your house. They have access to the pantry,
Speaker 2: they should be able to.
Speaker 5: Is there anything about your body how it works that
Speaker 5: you feel like you have to explain to them, Like.
Speaker 7: Wayne, I would have to give them like a forty
Speaker 7: five page pamphlet explained it.
Speaker 2: As soon as we said this thing, I said, Brian,
Speaker 2: and it was like we should do this on the
Speaker 2: pot I go. Brian will take the entire episode answering
Speaker 2: this question because there are so many things. Let's listen,
Speaker 2: let's do the top Let's do a top three right now, Brian, Like,
Speaker 2: if someone was to take over your body.
Speaker 7: Well, you're gonna be missing two teeth and the rest
Speaker 7: are in pain because you grind and clenching knights.
Speaker 6: If you can't eat anything or else will be you'll hurt. Uh.
Speaker 7: You Currently you can't get a moving vehicle because you're
Speaker 7: getting nauseous.
Speaker 6: And let's see third one.
Speaker 3: Why can't hold on? Why can't you get a moving
Speaker 3: vehicle right now?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean it's it's always been an issue, like I
Speaker 7: get a little nauseous motion sick, but like lately it's
Speaker 7: been like times ten. So like I'm having a little
Speaker 7: bit of trouble even driving my own car, which yeah,
Speaker 7: which sucks, but you know that's that's definitely mental and
Speaker 7: it's definitely somehow stress related and I'm trying to work
Speaker 7: it out. But you know, I got my my tooth
Speaker 7: from the dentist, and uh, finally, after sixteen months of
Speaker 7: waiting to get my tooth back, it was put in
Speaker 7: and I was so excited, and it was crooked.
Speaker 6: And they had to take it out.
Speaker 3: Is a dental implant, Yeah, an implant.
Speaker 7: Well the implant is still there, but that had to
Speaker 7: take out the crown and and I have to wait
Speaker 7: another three weeks to get it back.
Speaker 3: God, oh my god, Bri, it's crooked.
Speaker 6: I hate this crooked.
Speaker 5: I forgot to tell you guys, very important update.
Speaker 3: I like my veneers.
Speaker 5: Now I had them adjusted for hopefully the final time
Speaker 5: I stood up to my beautiful Russian dentist who I'm
Speaker 5: afraid of. And there was a lovely hygienis that was
Speaker 5: nearby who happens to be ocd about teeth and was
Speaker 5: like directing the dentist. Can you imagine a hygienis directing
Speaker 5: a dentist, And she was like, just a little curve there,
Speaker 5: and this needs to be straightened out and that's a
Speaker 5: little two ninety degrees and you need to make sure
Speaker 5: we've got job. It was amazing and I like my
Speaker 5: teeth now. So there's hope for you, Brian. In eighteen months,
Speaker 5: you'll finally.
Speaker 1: Get your same hygienis.
Speaker 3: Brian's tooth saga.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've gone into it on the podcast,
Speaker 2: but it is so much and it's all due to
Speaker 2: him not having a filling shaved down all the way,
Speaker 2: so then his bite became misaligned. And then she went
Speaker 2: on fucking vacation and couldn't fix it.
Speaker 7: You went to a glamorous faces in Italy. But for anybody.
Speaker 6: Who is.
Speaker 3: People the story like a million times and he always has.
Speaker 10: A glamorous vacations vacations, Yeah, and then she came back
Speaker 10: with a big hat from Italy and like so for
Speaker 10: an if you get a cavity filled, then it's usually
Speaker 10: when they fill it, it's usually a little high.
Speaker 7: And so when you bite down, that's why they say
Speaker 7: bite down. They put that paper in your mouth and
Speaker 7: they shave it. Yeah, the problem is your your.
Speaker 6: Mouth is numb.
Speaker 7: Usually it's it's really hard for you to tell if
Speaker 7: you're biting down enough when they measure that with the
Speaker 7: with the paper. But just if you get a cavity filled,
Speaker 7: make sure you bite down and as hard as you can,
Speaker 7: because the worst thing that can happen is if it's
Speaker 7: too high. And then if you go home from a
Speaker 7: cavity and it feels like it's too high, you need
Speaker 7: to go back that day, go back the next day
Speaker 7: because you cannot.
Speaker 1: I don't get it at night.
Speaker 7: And then think, even when you're biting, if it's too high,
Speaker 7: that point will just keep nailing the other two and
Speaker 7: both teeth will get damaged and possibly cracked, which is
Speaker 7: what happened to mine.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 7: If you're listening and you get a filling and it
Speaker 7: feels like it's too high, do not wait. Do not
Speaker 7: think like maybe this is in my head. Do not
Speaker 7: think like maybe it'll fix itself on its own. You
Speaker 7: need to go back that day or the next day.
Speaker 3: Taylor. You just went to the dentist for the first time.
Speaker 1: No, I couldn't get an appointment.
Speaker 3: You called message. Yeah, you have dentists fear. What's it called?
Speaker 3: What's a phobia? When you're scared of the dentist?
Speaker 5: What's it called?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Phobia?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And why are you scared to go? Have you always
Speaker 3: been your whole life?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't like the whole but the main thing
Speaker 1: is the sucker. This suck really that.
Speaker 2: Things God, Okay, we will talk about it. We won't
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 3: But I love scary Brian.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for you. That's so scary.
Speaker 3: So sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm just sorry that he's in constant pain.
Speaker 7: And then I was supposed to get my mattres delivered today, mattress,
Speaker 7: but you Benkikipedic fucked up so bad. I had to
Speaker 7: call them and be like the act the incompetence, I said,
Speaker 7: the phrase the incompetence on display right now is astonishing.
Speaker 3: Because on display, I mean they've been mattress for.
Speaker 6: Months here for months.
Speaker 7: Say yeah, they were supposed to take this mattress away
Speaker 7: and get me a refund for it. Instead, they refunded
Speaker 7: me for the mattress I bought and canceled my delivery.
Speaker 7: Now I'm still stuck with this ship mattress probably a
Speaker 7: credit card. My credit card has a negative four thousand
Speaker 7: dollars balance, which is also not good because they refunded
Speaker 7: me for my mattress. This is just insane how much
Speaker 7: temperpedic gets sucked up. So I have no tooth, I've
Speaker 7: got no mattress, I mean. And then there's another thing.
Speaker 7: I went to Dallas this weekend.
Speaker 5: I'm just.
Speaker 7: I've just been dealing with incompetence and I just don't
Speaker 7: know if it's every buddy is stupid?
Speaker 1: Is everyone just yet any spectrum I'll find you and old?
Speaker 2: They're like I have read that our parents, a lot
Speaker 2: of baby boomers were around, like they just took lead
Speaker 2: out of gasoline in nineteen ninety two, So we've all
Speaker 2: been exposed to lead in our lifetimes and it's catching
Speaker 2: up to people. And especially even before nineteen ninety two,
Speaker 2: lead was everywhere. And that's why baby boomers are kind
Speaker 2: of going cuckoo quicker than they maybe should, is because
Speaker 2: there's like there's lead exposure.
Speaker 1: What about some of these people are not Wait when
Speaker 1: do they How old is the youngest baby boomer?
Speaker 6: Don't ask me that.
Speaker 3: I told you never to ask me that.
Speaker 6: How old?
Speaker 1: What is football? Well, like, I don't really know.
Speaker 6: The six four, so I.
Speaker 4: Have fifty seven to seventy five.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know where you're getting your data, but
Speaker 7: whoa mine is? From Wikipedia nineteen forty six to sixty
Speaker 7: four seems to be okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what happened in on your trip to Dallas
Speaker 2: with your friends to go see?
Speaker 7: Oh I went to go see the Cowboys and the Jets.
Speaker 7: Cowboys Stadium is amazing. But I had this in this
Speaker 7: ridiculous experience at the concession stand. So I want to
Speaker 7: ask you guys this question. When you're at a concession
Speaker 7: stand or a clothing store or Whole Foods or something
Speaker 7: like that, you know how you can have multiple registers
Speaker 7: separate lines. Yeah, yes, and then you get on the
Speaker 7: line and you just hope and pray that you have
Speaker 7: the fast one, right, yes, how do you assess which
Speaker 7: one is going to be the fast?
Speaker 2: I look at the I look at the guy doing
Speaker 2: the checkout. They see how fastest arms are moving, and
Speaker 2: the age of people in line, though, Oh really, I
Speaker 2: look at how many items they have. I look at
Speaker 2: the and I look at how fast the cashier is working,
Speaker 2: and how efficient they seem to be, how long they've
Speaker 2: been working there, how tattered their name tag might be,
Speaker 2: if they have a process like they seem to like
Speaker 2: have the like they're just yeah, they don't seem like
Speaker 2: they're training.
Speaker 3: And I usually just bet on that.
Speaker 2: And I always just know in my heart I will
Speaker 2: always pick the wrong line, So don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: No matter what I do, it.
Speaker 2: Will be the slowest line because it's just the way
Speaker 2: life goes, and that's going to be okay.
Speaker 3: So then sometimes I try to go against my gut.
Speaker 7: Because I while you're in line, okay, so what happened
Speaker 7: you did not mention was shortness of the line, So
Speaker 7: you wouldn't just automatically jump to the one that has
Speaker 7: the least no.
Speaker 3: Because they might have the most items.
Speaker 2: And then the slowest person that like doesn't know how
Speaker 2: to work the machine is being trained and you know
Speaker 2: stuff like that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and so I went to, now this is you
Speaker 7: can't just be on your phone in this situation because
Speaker 7: it's concessions at a football game. So like, the longer
Speaker 7: you're on that line, the more of the game you're missing.
Speaker 7: So you've got to get this is so important to
Speaker 7: get in and out.
Speaker 2: I was on this line a punt or a rush
Speaker 2: or a blitz. I've learned all these words.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I was on this line with my friend Charlie,
Speaker 7: and I wanted to get a Bavarian pretzel.
Speaker 6: And the person on this line.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of.
Speaker 2: Made that.
Speaker 3: In the throes and adjectives that do paint a picture.
Speaker 6: But I was pret on the board because.
Speaker 3: This isn't a Bavarian.
Speaker 5: And also you need to with Matt, who pronounces everything
Speaker 5: on its Bavarian.
Speaker 3: I think it's Bavarian. Who would say Bavarian?
Speaker 2: Here do you say, Maria? Everyone says Bavarian? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like you kept pronouncing when we were hanging out. That
Speaker 2: really irritated me.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're talking about ovarian cancer. No, it was something, No,
Speaker 2: it was Stevia. You kept saying, and I was, like
Speaker 2: I've said eighteen times.
Speaker 5: He's always like Mike, he's a vagan, right, she's a vegan.
Speaker 3: Vegan is.
Speaker 7: Vegan because that's the star system, and that that would
Speaker 7: confuse because anyway.
Speaker 3: Your Bavarian pretzel, I wanted to.
Speaker 2: A Mari impression, so delicious refreshing corel water sprite.
Speaker 6: Okay, Oh, I don't drink core water. They had core water.
Speaker 3: Right with the blue top. Yeah, I know what you're
Speaker 3: talking about, is that? So I remember those.
Speaker 2: I went to the stadium I think, to see and
Speaker 2: they made us pour those core waters into the pilastic
Speaker 2: cups so that we wouldn't throw them.
Speaker 1: Matter.
Speaker 6: So you've been to the AT and T Stadium.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have been there.
Speaker 7: Maybe you've seen an amazing stadium, right, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to nine shows, so it's it's the
Speaker 2: albowg But yes.
Speaker 7: Okay, So before people get on my case about this,
Speaker 7: I want to say that I too, worked for eight
Speaker 7: dollars an hour in the food industry in a deli
Speaker 7: for seven years. So I'm getting on this guy because
Speaker 7: I'm imagining me there or someone who I worked with
Speaker 7: the deli there. There was a kid twenties. I was
Speaker 7: fourteenth thirteen when I started working, twelve twelve going into
Speaker 7: thirteen when I started working at the Delhi Legal Yeah.
Speaker 6: It was totally yeah, so illegal.
Speaker 3: And the guy used to like working there, like flirtatiously
Speaker 3: his manager. He used to stick with the.
Speaker 7: Take care brush your hair, take ca brush your hair
Speaker 7: every daystick.
Speaker 2: Your buttole yeah, or as Brian pronounced it, take car
Speaker 2: brush your car.
Speaker 7: So this kid, this twenty something year old kid, looked
Speaker 7: so dumb. He looked so confused. The person there was
Speaker 7: two people in front of us, and the person the
Speaker 7: person online wanted two hot dogs. The hot dogs were
Speaker 7: right behind this kid on one of those roly things
Speaker 7: right behind. You could just reach behind you and grab
Speaker 7: a hot dog, and the buns were next to the
Speaker 7: hot dogs. The guy asked him for two hot dogs,
Speaker 7: and the look on his face it was as if
Speaker 7: he said, we're so hot dogs here. He was so confused,
Speaker 7: he didn't know what to do. He went right past
Speaker 7: the hot dogs into the back for four minutes.
Speaker 6: Gone for four minutes. He comes back, he's gone.
Speaker 2: You and a twenty year old like looking at each other, like,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Where four minutes is a long time?
Speaker 7: Yes, I mean I where everyone was like what the
Speaker 7: fuck is happening? And meanwhile, like the cowboys are driving
Speaker 7: down the field and we're like missing the game, and
Speaker 7: it's like this is so annoying.
Speaker 3: We plaid fourth down.
Speaker 7: Eight fourth down, it like yeah. He comes out of
Speaker 7: the back and he's like, oh my god.
Speaker 6: He find he sees the buns.
Speaker 7: He picks up the two buns, and he walks right
Speaker 7: past the hot dogs again and goes into the back
Speaker 7: with the two buns.
Speaker 6: And then he's gone for like eight minutes.
Speaker 3: No possible eight minutes. That's exaggeration. We were a revolt.
Speaker 7: We were on line for the hell he was on
Speaker 7: he was He went in the back for like eight minutes.
Speaker 3: Is there another register you can jump over to.
Speaker 7: There's so many registers, they're all moving slowly. But this guy,
Speaker 7: and we could not believe what was happening. He goes
Speaker 7: back with the two buns for eight minutes. When he
Speaker 7: comes back, he lost the buns. He comes back with nothing.
Speaker 7: He doesn't even have the buns anymore.
Speaker 3: And then he's saying is saying, he's anyone questioning him.
Speaker 7: He goes up, he starts talking with somebody. He's trying
Speaker 7: to find out what's happening. He finally takes he finally
Speaker 7: sees that the hot dogs are right behind him. He
Speaker 7: takes the buns, puts them down, puts a hot dog
Speaker 7: in each bun and then he just leaves them there
Speaker 7: behind the counter and he doesn't even and so why.
Speaker 1: Isn't the guy yelling at him like hey.
Speaker 6: He's like, aren't they picking my hot dogs?
Speaker 7: And he's so confused because he knows like he needs
Speaker 7: to get like a plastic container or something. He doesn't
Speaker 7: know where those are. So about thirty forty minutes pass
Speaker 7: and then they give this guy his hot dog and
Speaker 7: then I said to my friend, I gotta go. I
Speaker 7: can't do this. My friend wanted to stay. When my friend,
Speaker 7: after the guy gets the hot dogs and leaves, the
Speaker 7: next person's up. They they pull this cashier like they
Speaker 7: cut him mid game because he was so bad, and
Speaker 7: they said, you're off the team. They pull him and
Speaker 7: they tell the people on the line on the bench, yeah,
Speaker 7: they put him on the bench and they tell the
Speaker 7: people on the line like, I'm sorry, this register is closed.
Speaker 7: You have to go to the back of a different line.
Speaker 7: And they were and that's when the revolt happened. They said, no,
Speaker 7: we don't. We are not going to the bat. We've
Speaker 7: been standing here forty minutes watching this kid figure out
Speaker 7: hot dogs. We are staying on this line and buying
Speaker 7: whatever we want. And they said okay, okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 7: and they finally served them and the Bavarian pretzel was
Speaker 7: actually really good. But I don't understand. He didn't seem high.
Speaker 7: He just seemed so confused to me.
Speaker 2: And think how hard his life is being dumb or disability.
Speaker 3: Yeah, brain, Yes, there's something going on. He might have
Speaker 3: had an anxiety football himself. Yeah, or yeah, he was
Speaker 3: having anxiety. Something's going on.
Speaker 2: I had the same thing happened this weekend when I
Speaker 2: was checking in the hotel all in Chicago. I had
Speaker 2: a suite and I guess the suite has like two entrances.
Speaker 2: So on the computer, this girl that was training it
Speaker 2: looked like two rooms to her.
Speaker 3: So she was like, there's two rooms under your name.
Speaker 3: I'm texting on you.
Speaker 2: I'm texting my assistant Jen. I'm like, why do we
Speaker 2: two rooms under my name? And I go, well, we
Speaker 2: don't want one of the rooms. We just want this suite.
Speaker 1: And so we're.
Speaker 2: Waiting and she's clicking and clacking on the thing, and
Speaker 2: then she pulls over a manager and a manager's like,
Speaker 2: so you don't want the two rooms and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: we just want one room. She goes, okay, so you
Speaker 2: want you just want a normal room and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: we want a suite. And she was like, hold on,
Speaker 2: we'll get my manager. It took like it took fifteen minutes,
Speaker 2: which is a long time to wait when there's no
Speaker 2: reason to be waiting. And then I was like, I
Speaker 2: texted my assistant gen like they for some reason, you
Speaker 2: booked two rooms.
Speaker 3: But it's totally fine. We just got the suite. And
Speaker 3: then Chris is like, no, she.
Speaker 2: Thought there were two rooms because the suite looked like
Speaker 2: two rooms on her computer.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, he like made it all make
Speaker 3: sense to me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's like the struggle of just
Speaker 2: getting with someone who just started working there, when you're
Speaker 2: like with someone who's I always go to Starbucks and
Speaker 2: I can tell when they like look at the cup
Speaker 2: really hard and they're like, so ways to get so
Speaker 2: hold on, she put that and they go to their
Speaker 2: manager and they go this and they go, Okay, that
Speaker 2: means half decap. That means you're going to do this,
Speaker 2: and now press this button. It's like, why'd you just
Speaker 2: press the button?
Speaker 3: And I'm just standing there, but it's it's hard out there.
Speaker 6: It's hard out there.
Speaker 1: Need a different job if you can't find a hut.
Speaker 2: I was fired from a temp job, which is almost
Speaker 2: kind of impossible. Like they were like, this isn't temporary enough.
Speaker 2: It was I had one more day left, and they
Speaker 2: called me and they're like, you can't do this. Same
Speaker 2: Moore because I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Work the phones. I just did not understand the phones.
Speaker 2: So I understand having some sort of like dyslexia for
Speaker 2: some sort of information. I thought I was football lexic.
Speaker 2: I thought I couldn't understand football. I'm starting to get
Speaker 2: that starting to all kind of make sense to me
Speaker 2: a little bit. I can like watch a play and go, oh,
Speaker 2: I see what they're trying to do here. I see
Speaker 2: what just happened. The numbers are starting to make sense.
Speaker 2: I'm still confused.
Speaker 3: There are things.
Speaker 2: I'm the stats coming up and I go, Chris, what
Speaker 2: does that many yards rushed?
Speaker 6: Mean?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: Why is that? Why is that number there? Why there's
Speaker 2: so many numbers? I mean, it's just incredible to me.
Speaker 2: And Chris is like, this is gonna be really fun.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get a board. I'm gonna have little things
Speaker 2: I'm gonna teach you, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, we don't need to take it to that.
Speaker 2: I don't need to get but we're gonna have a
Speaker 2: board on my I'm gonna like, really learn the game
Speaker 2: of football. I think, Andy, I mean maybe I wouldn't
Speaker 2: be interested in that because you look at stats and
Speaker 2: stuff and then you pick people there on that side.
Speaker 1: Or their name.
Speaker 2: Well, this brings us to why do I care for today?
Speaker 2: Because it's football related? So why don't we just get
Speaker 2: to it? Because I need to address this. It's in,
Speaker 2: it's in the zeitgeist. People are talking about it. Let's
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: Why do I care? All right, Noah, what's the headline?
Speaker 3: And why do I care?
Speaker 4: Okay, the headline is, and you tell me if you care.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift wears rumored new bo Travis Kelcey's birthstone on
Speaker 4: necklace during NYC outing a mid dating speculation from the
Speaker 4: Daily Mail.
Speaker 2: Yep, there is dating speculation of her dating Travis kelce
Speaker 2: from the Chiefs. I really didn't like this at first
Speaker 2: because this all started with Travis kelce is the court
Speaker 2: is he the quarterback tight end tight end for the Chiefs, which.
Speaker 3: Is a position all my stuff and then uh, he
Speaker 3: what is a tight end? By the way, I don't
Speaker 3: know what that is.
Speaker 7: It's a guy who's on the line. Is a pass
Speaker 7: catching alignment. So he's on the line. He can block
Speaker 7: sometimes for runners or to defend against a sack. But
Speaker 7: then you can also go out for a pass and
Speaker 7: catch a pass.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I feel like I'm doing duo lingo
Speaker 2: and I just like kind of understood.
Speaker 3: I like got it. I got passed to the next level.
Speaker 5: I went to music and I started hearing Wichita Lineman.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that sounds pretty good.
Speaker 2: So the tight end catch caught the pass from the
Speaker 2: quarterback and ran and he was able to rush and
Speaker 2: get a touchdown.
Speaker 3: No, what's a a rush?
Speaker 6: Is like a pass? And when you hand off the ball, yeah.
Speaker 3: The handoff and is a pass is a throw?
Speaker 2: A handoff always seems to me like a pass because
Speaker 2: you're like, here you go, and I keep calling a
Speaker 2: hand off a pass.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm getting it straight.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Travis Kelcey is a tight end for the
Speaker 2: Kansas City Chiefs. When he went to aristour in Kansas City,
Speaker 2: he wanted to give Taylor Swift a friendship bracelet that
Speaker 2: had his number on it, not his football number, his
Speaker 2: actual number, because he has a crush owner and wanted
Speaker 2: to meet her. No, it's not. I thought it was annoying.
Speaker 2: I thought it was just another attempt to get your
Speaker 2: name in the press. And it's like and there was
Speaker 2: some line about him being like, she doesn't meet people
Speaker 2: before the show.
Speaker 3: So I was kind of bummed.
Speaker 2: Out, and it just annoyed me because when people want
Speaker 2: to meet me when I don't feel like it before
Speaker 2: a show or after a show, I'm like, yeah, don't
Speaker 2: get mad at me. You don't have a right to
Speaker 2: get benned out. There was you didn't buy a fucking
Speaker 2: pass and I canceled it. You never had a chance
Speaker 2: to come back here. You made up a thing that
Speaker 2: you should get to do, and now you're disappointed that
Speaker 2: you don't get to meet me. There was never that
Speaker 2: on the board for you. So what you get to
Speaker 2: be disappointed that you don't get to meet her. So
Speaker 2: that annoyed me that he was disappointed, because you know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about when people are like like, they're like.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't really want a famous person would ever
Speaker 5: say that there's no way he said that.
Speaker 2: I think that was his quote was, Yeah, he was
Speaker 2: bummed out that he didn't get.
Speaker 3: To meet her.
Speaker 6: With his brothers.
Speaker 2: When you look up the quote about the friendship the
Speaker 2: friendship bracelet Brian that he tried to give her, and
Speaker 2: then the quote of him saying, I was bummed out.
Speaker 3: I just think it's.
Speaker 5: Cute to put his number on a friendship bracelet. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's just my happen.
Speaker 3: Great, that's cute. It is cute.
Speaker 2: I definitely think it's cute. But I'm just like, what
Speaker 2: makes you think that she has to meet you just because.
Speaker 1: You are famous? Bummed out? Because maybe he could. He
Speaker 1: probably doesn't know about famous people.
Speaker 2: Maybe he doesn't know he's he's a really famous football player.
Speaker 1: Yes, but people are trying to meet him.
Speaker 3: Yes they are, Oh my god, he's he's again.
Speaker 5: And it bothered you because he's egotistical enough to think
Speaker 5: she should I should get to meet her life and
Speaker 5: meet him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Travis Kelsey is here, I should, you know,
Speaker 2: jeopardize my vocal strain to go meet him before a show.
Speaker 2: Clearly it is the fact that I have a They didn't.
Speaker 2: But then he was bummed out, Like I don't like.
Speaker 7: The li here's what the transcript is. I'm just playing
Speaker 7: the video and reading it as they're saying it.
Speaker 4: How was it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I was disappointed that she doesn't talk before
Speaker 7: or after her shows because she has to save her
Speaker 7: voice for the forty four songs that she sings.
Speaker 6: So I was a little butt hurt.
Speaker 7: I didn't get to hand her one of the bracelets
Speaker 7: I made for you made her a bracelet. Yeah, if
Speaker 7: you're up on Taylor's Swift concerts, there are friendship bracelets,
Speaker 7: and I received a bunch of them being there, but
Speaker 7: I wanted to give Taylor Swift one with my number
Speaker 7: on it. All right, Nah, your number as an eighty
Speaker 7: seven or your phone number, you know which one.
Speaker 6: Everyone's laughing.
Speaker 7: She doesn't meet anybody, or at least she didn't want
Speaker 7: to meet me, so I took it personal. She probably
Speaker 7: just hasn't gotten over the Super Bowl yet. She's a
Speaker 7: big fan of the Eagles. Yeah, madsthing Up just didn't
Speaker 7: want to talk to you, damn it. That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's find of annoying. No, you think it's cute.
Speaker 1: I agree, he said.
Speaker 5: I was a little disappointed that she doesn't meet people
Speaker 5: before or after shows, she has to save her voice.
Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with saying that.
Speaker 1: But he thinks like, well, she would want to meet me,
Speaker 1: and she would get this, don't.
Speaker 5: You don't get singers are He doesn't realize, like you
Speaker 5: have to your voice is something that you have to
Speaker 5: like protect.
Speaker 2: But you wouldn't be annoyed if someone wanted to go
Speaker 2: meet you. And then when when you were when they
Speaker 2: tell them Anya doesn't meet people before shows, they be
Speaker 2: a little bit like, I'm butt hurt.
Speaker 5: Because he's roasting himself.
Speaker 3: Okay, I do like himself.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm on board, but when I do have to say,
Speaker 2: when I heard the butt hurt part, I thought that
Speaker 2: was actually endearing. And then when I first read it,
Speaker 2: I think this is the way that things can be
Speaker 2: taken enough context and give me a bad Like.
Speaker 3: When I first read that, I was just like, oh, or.
Speaker 2: You said that you didn't get to meet her because
Speaker 2: you get to meet everyone and you just run the
Speaker 2: city and you think she comes to your city that
Speaker 2: she's going to be dying to meet you. It's like,
Speaker 2: I just thought it was a little entitled. But I
Speaker 2: think I see it from your point of view now,
Speaker 2: which is like he he is famous. He did think
Speaker 2: that maybe he had a chance, because why wouldn't he.
Speaker 2: I think maybe if I was as famous as Travis
Speaker 2: kelce I think maybe I'd have a shot with Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift too.
Speaker 3: So it is endearing.
Speaker 2: And apparently they are dating, or like the quote has been,
Speaker 2: they've been quietly dating, which makes me laugh because I
Speaker 2: picture they just get together.
Speaker 3: They sit in a love.
Speaker 2: Scene and they don't talk and they just look at
Speaker 2: each other's eyes and they like.
Speaker 6: They create.
Speaker 4: Headline saying she's wearing his birthstone.
Speaker 1: That I know sue me, is this camera?
Speaker 2: No, it's fucking specific because listen, Taylor Swift does communicate
Speaker 2: in her jewelry. In her fashion, she will like Easter
Speaker 2: egg the shit out of things and tell us about
Speaker 2: what's coming up. So I do I have to say,
Speaker 2: until I heard this headline, I did not think her
Speaker 2: and Travis Kelcey were actually talking. And now I do
Speaker 2: think they are talking because she would not this. It's
Speaker 2: too big of a coincidence that that's his birthstone.
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 2: And she also is kind of like a you know,
Speaker 2: she's a person that's like interested in star signs, I think,
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, and she believes in like she would.
Speaker 2: She he's so smart and so cryptic and so good
Speaker 2: at doing like stuff like this that could be deniability
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 3: That's just that's just a coincidence.
Speaker 2: But also she knows she doesn't wear things without thinking
Speaker 2: about what they could mean. And so I do think
Speaker 2: this is a confirmation that they are probably talking. And
Speaker 2: by all accounts, Travis Kelcey, anyone who knows of him
Speaker 2: and listens to his podcast. I my friend Robin, she
Speaker 2: vouched for him. Everyone seems to love this guy. So
Speaker 2: I am so on board and I used to be
Speaker 2: not on board, and I think I was just because
Speaker 2: I was jealous because I want to I wanna date.
Speaker 7: He's a lovable he's certainly not cool. He's not cool
Speaker 7: like a like a famous singer or something.
Speaker 6: He is a lot. I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, last night she was at dinner with
Speaker 2: Greta Gerwig and Laura Dern.
Speaker 3: They were quietly zo many kravits. They were quietly eating.
Speaker 1: That's a weird bunch.
Speaker 2: No, it's a people are interested because Greta Gerwig obviously
Speaker 2: is the IT director and Taylor Shift is also a director.
Speaker 3: And oh, probably thought we.
Speaker 1: Were talking about the girl that's like the young environmentalist
Speaker 1: that's so funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so I'm actually on board with this.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to be happy.
Speaker 2: I think my initial instincts with anything about Taylor is like,
Speaker 2: unless she tells us, I don't really believe it. And
Speaker 2: I feel like this was kind of her way of
Speaker 2: giving a little bit of a wink and a nod
Speaker 2: to the people who are very much paying attention. I
Speaker 2: just don't appreciate everyone sending me things of like this
Speaker 2: commentator said, looks like Travis Kelcey looked for some blank
Speaker 2: space in the field, like I don't I don't care
Speaker 2: about weathermen or I don't know why I said it
Speaker 2: like that, I don't care about weather men or commentators
Speaker 2: or anyone who's not a swiftie, like dropping a lot
Speaker 2: of swift lyrics and things like. It's not interesting to me.
Speaker 2: It's it's just a way to get her attention and
Speaker 2: to group yourself and to make your video go viral,
Speaker 2: because you know, Swifty's will watch anything. And I don't
Speaker 2: really like it. And if you send it to me before,
Speaker 2: don't think that I hate you. Literally, my best friends
Speaker 2: send it to me, and I love them still, But
Speaker 2: I'm not interested in weathermen working in Taylor Swift quotes
Speaker 2: to their forecast. It's not interesting to me. It's a
Speaker 2: desperate attempt to be like, look it just you know,
Speaker 2: like some people just get your thing wrong sometimes, and
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you those are the things I want
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 3: But do send me any other swifty things? Question? Answer
Speaker 3: if I mean you start.
Speaker 5: Dating someone for less than two weeks and they started
Speaker 5: to wear your birthstone?
Speaker 1: Creep.
Speaker 2: Taylor falls fast. Taylor doesn't fuck around. Yeah, when she knows,
Speaker 2: she knows, but tff.
Speaker 1: That is ad according to what you believe. Girlfriend, not
Speaker 1: good to be so vulnerable.
Speaker 2: I don't mind her falling fast because she's a romantic
Speaker 2: and I like to fall fast, like I love when
Speaker 2: I meet someone and I'm just like, I'm like, you
Speaker 2: just know. I like the stories of like we just knew,
Speaker 2: and like I like that she doesn't take things slow.
Speaker 2: That's what has made her the artist that she is,
Speaker 2: is that she feels so passionate. At least so to me,
Speaker 2: it's her and him doing a little like what can I.
Speaker 3: Do the smallest thing I can do?
Speaker 2: That is a slight nod to the fact that we
Speaker 2: might be talking and it's like our personal inside joke
Speaker 2: and he's like, you can wear my burstone. But it
Speaker 2: was like an inside joke with them. Okay, something does
Speaker 2: not concern me.
Speaker 6: Interesting.
Speaker 7: One last thing about this is that before we go
Speaker 7: to break, Travis Kelcey when they when they were supposedly
Speaker 7: first started getting together, he was injured.
Speaker 6: So he didn't play week one of the of the season.
Speaker 1: His penis was injured. He entered her typed and which
Speaker 1: is a different type.
Speaker 7: He was injured, and then and then after this report
Speaker 7: came out, he came back for week two and I
Speaker 7: believe I'm looking it up right now, he caught a
Speaker 7: touchdown pass when he came back.
Speaker 3: Right, Is that like a remarkable thing?
Speaker 6: That's he does it almost every time he played.
Speaker 3: All the time. He's very good. Okay, all right, groove.
Speaker 2: Not that it matters what I think about this at all.
Speaker 2: Taylor is a out to live her life and hate
Speaker 2: is gonna hate, hate, hate, and I'm gonna weigh in
Speaker 2: all the time, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Taylor, live your life. We love you, and I'm sorry
Speaker 3: I haven't talked about your personal life. All right, let's
Speaker 3: go to break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 2: I'm headed to New York tonight. I'm gonna stay with
Speaker 2: Saralna in the house. You are, Yeah, And it's apparently
Speaker 2: she got it. It was haunted, so I was a
Speaker 2: little bit scared. But they had someone come in and
Speaker 2: get rid of the ghosts.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't hear about that. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the girl's chat was a blaze with this ghost
Speaker 2: named Michael that was living in her house. But then
Speaker 2: she had a person come to the house and cleanse
Speaker 2: it like her cleaning. People were not wanting they left
Speaker 2: because they were like, the mops keep getting pushed over
Speaker 2: and there's weird puddles everywhere, and I was like, is
Speaker 2: that money?
Speaker 3: No, they were like too scared. They were like, there
Speaker 3: is a ghost here and we're scared.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do anymore. He's gonna make a puddle.
Speaker 2: That's what I've said. I'm like, what's wrong with a
Speaker 2: mockt and dushed over? But people are creeped out. They
Speaker 2: were hearing voices in the elevator and numb and so anyway,
Speaker 2: the ghost is gone though, so I feel safe saying
Speaker 2: there tonight.
Speaker 3: And I can't see ghosts. So it's fine, but there
Speaker 3: was a part of me that was a little creepy.
Speaker 1: On record all night, will you please?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: In the just gonna hear me fart and like wake
Speaker 2: up coughing like the guy in seven, Sloth Victim, sloth
Speaker 2: victim in seven, Taylor one time I quoted that because
Speaker 2: I sometimes wake up in the whole night my mouth
Speaker 2: is so dry and I just start choking. I like
Speaker 2: choke myself awake, and I'm just like, if you've ever
Speaker 2: seen the movie seven, when they find the sloth victim,
Speaker 2: they think he's dead and Brad Pitt gets really close
Speaker 2: up in his face and then the guy comes to life,
Speaker 2: just going.
Speaker 3: That is me in the middle of the night, probably three.
Speaker 10: Times a week, stagging.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm going to New York and I'm hosting
Speaker 2: an event for women in media and communications. Sorry, and
Speaker 2: then I'm going to this weekend perform at a country
Speaker 2: club on Friday night that is my money manager's country club.
Speaker 2: And they don't He's like, they're gonna love it. Say
Speaker 2: whatever you want. I think there's something I shan't say.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm gonna go there for brottle,
Speaker 2: but I think it's gonna be one of those gigs
Speaker 2: where I'm gonna want to leave right after because people
Speaker 2: are going to be horrified and be like, this is
Speaker 2: not what this country club is about.
Speaker 1: No, They're going to be like drinking.
Speaker 2: But I can't say the N word a lot. I'm sure, yes,
Speaker 2: and I've always wanted the freedom to do that.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: I just think country clubs no offense to them. I've
Speaker 2: already done it by the time this Oh no, no,
Speaker 2: this is going to air actually the night before I
Speaker 2: do it. But there's something about country clubs that really
Speaker 2: annoy me and I because I think they.
Speaker 1: Want but I don't want to talk to anyone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like you know, I went golfing once
Speaker 2: in Cabo, and I talked about this on the pod
Speaker 2: back then when it happened. But I wasn't wearing a
Speaker 2: collared shirt, so they like wouldn't let me club, And
Speaker 2: I was like, that is a thing. A collar SIT's
Speaker 2: an expensive thing worn by hoity toity white cunts, and
Speaker 2: that's what they want on their club and so they
Speaker 2: have to like make some dumb rule about it, like
Speaker 2: why does that make me like be able to play
Speaker 2: golf at your dumb club that you think is important
Speaker 2: because you waste land all this water. Yeah, it just
Speaker 2: was so gross to me. I just kind of feel
Speaker 2: country clubs just make me And it's just this pageantry
Speaker 2: of like this is so nice and we're white and rich,
Speaker 2: and it just feels Patsy Patsy Ramsey pdi. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I am excited to perform at one and take your money.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell no, I'm actually sure. I would love
Speaker 2: to belong to a country club. And I think my
Speaker 2: grandparents used to do and stuff. But it does remind
Speaker 2: me a little bit of like plantation.
Speaker 1: It seems like it costs a lot to join it.
Speaker 3: And it just but but they're nice, dirty about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're nice if you like golf.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the other thing. You have to like golf.
Speaker 7: All the country clubs you have to like talk. But
Speaker 7: you know, it's just about getting a community. Even if
Speaker 7: you're even if you're a rich fuck, you still need
Speaker 7: to have a community around you in order to be happy.
Speaker 6: And that's where it is about community. If you want
Speaker 6: to like.
Speaker 7: Country clubs a little bit more, just watch curfet enthusiasm
Speaker 7: because they.
Speaker 2: Are that kind of makes me like it. That's what
Speaker 2: I was literally just thinking of of, like, well, they're
Speaker 2: not so bad. Larry enjoys a good lunch with Jeff
Speaker 2: and the guy that talks like this, Yeah. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: Vince Vaughan is there sometimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I let you know, I like, I like I can
Speaker 2: get behind it. I'll probably I've been to some you know,
Speaker 2: Christmas Eve dinners at country clubs Algonquin gone, Yeah, you've
Speaker 2: been there. Yeah, but yeah, I'm I'm just I think
Speaker 2: I'm already getting ahead of them hating me.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to hate on them. This is what
Speaker 3: I do. It's a defense mechanism.
Speaker 2: Larry feel like they're not gonna like me, and so
Speaker 2: I'm like already getting breshed. But I'm sure they're going
Speaker 2: to be very nice and like very up for laughing
Speaker 2: at horrifying things. And then Saturday we'll be in Anglewood, Jersey.
Speaker 2: So come to that show if you guys live in
Speaker 2: New Jersey, because I think pretty much anywhere in New
Speaker 2: Jersey like you can get to anywhere in New Jersey.
Speaker 5: It's very close to Manhattan too.
Speaker 1: It's just a horse speed limits too.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
Speaker 5: So take fucking ferrier, the path train or whatever and
Speaker 5: get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm and it's my birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god?
Speaker 3: What day is your birthday?
Speaker 1: Saturday night?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that'll be so fun. What shall we do?
Speaker 5: We shall sing songs and laugh and as well?
Speaker 3: Who take your Shoes off?
Speaker 2: Pod is going to be there opening for me, and
Speaker 2: I'm so excited because he's such a fun hang, just.
Speaker 3: Like a good hang behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: Wait on youa I got to get you a gift?
Speaker 2: What do you want for? You think gifts are burdens?
Speaker 5: And you were like from Billy's Bakery, the one that
Speaker 5: I had at my wedding. That would be amazing.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got a cake.
Speaker 5: I can bring it, I can just get it.
Speaker 2: Well that seems crazy, Okay, well that's okay. But what
Speaker 2: do you want to diamonds? Give me diamonds?
Speaker 3: I know, but you do you say the gifts are burdens.
Speaker 5: I know what I want. I want a platinum wallet.
Speaker 5: It's three hundred and thirty dollars and it's going to
Speaker 5: be at the store up the street at my house.
Speaker 5: I told Matt about it. He was like he started
Speaker 5: coughing like the guy in seven.
Speaker 3: What's a platinum wallet?
Speaker 5: It's no, it's by il Bissone, this brand that I
Speaker 5: love and they have like this silvery Why.
Speaker 3: Do you even know about a brand called ilb I've
Speaker 3: had this perse Do you have a favorite brand? It's
Speaker 3: just an Italian.
Speaker 5: I happened to buy a purse by them a long
Speaker 5: time ago in Portland and I just love it. It's
Speaker 5: classic and it's very beautiful and very expensive.
Speaker 3: That's what I want.
Speaker 5: And then it's why is it called a platinum It's
Speaker 5: just shiny silver, silvery old. Okay, yeah, but that's not
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just want to be with you
Speaker 5: and have fun, honestly and have cakes.
Speaker 3: Well, then that's what I'll give you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just my presence and I'll put on some deodorant.
Speaker 5: And a three hundred bonus would be great just for
Speaker 5: the night, and that's okay. I worked last year on
Speaker 5: my birthday. Do you guys like working on your birthday?
Speaker 5: It makes you feel.
Speaker 7: Working on performing show? It's I don't want to work
Speaker 7: in the coal mines on my birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to work at at and T
Speaker 2: Hot Dog Stamp Stadium.
Speaker 1: Oh, get off early because you suck at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, performing it doesn't feel like work necessarily got no
Speaker 2: way right now?
Speaker 1: It does work?
Speaker 3: No, I mean the Anya does a lot of work
Speaker 3: that isn't the performing part. But the performing part. Do
Speaker 3: you feel like that's like, oh.
Speaker 5: Work, It's the best. It's so fun. I always wish
Speaker 5: it was longer. It's so much fun. It goes by
Speaker 5: so fast. We have so much fun on stage singing together.
Speaker 5: It's kind of fun to be nervous on this tour
Speaker 5: because I'm like, oh, I'm like a little rusty. I've
Speaker 5: been taking voice lessons though, and I'm like noticing all
Speaker 5: these parts of my voice that I was like scared
Speaker 5: of before. Now I'm slowly like venturing into new territory.
Speaker 5: So that's been kind of fun. No, I love it.
Speaker 5: It's a blast. And it's so fun to meet people
Speaker 5: after the show too. And not to sound like I'm
Speaker 5: hawking shit, but Nikki has these new T shirts that
Speaker 5: are so dope, and yeah, there comes to me after
Speaker 5: the show because I'll be there near those with lots
Speaker 5: of I.
Speaker 2: Feel bad because they're not for sale online, and I
Speaker 2: know people are like why not, and so the answer is,
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to run my life.
Speaker 2: It's can you imagine person listening to this, Like you
Speaker 2: have a website and then you also have a merch
Speaker 2: store and you got to find it. In order to
Speaker 2: have merch, you have to like store the merch and
Speaker 2: then you have to have someone like package it and
Speaker 2: send it. And yes you can have like third party
Speaker 2: vendors do that, but I don't know how do.
Speaker 3: Any of it.
Speaker 2: It's there's just so much to this job that I
Speaker 2: don't I'm not good at doing your own business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's it's.
Speaker 5: Just come to the shows. You have to come to
Speaker 5: the show to get this shirt, and we're touring all
Speaker 5: over and after the tour is wrapped, we'll figure out
Speaker 5: a way to get them to you if you want
Speaker 5: to order them online, but for now, just come to
Speaker 5: shows and get them. They're so soft and so evil looking,
Speaker 5: and I love them.
Speaker 3: It's like a skull.
Speaker 2: It's like a skull with barbarire and a microphone.
Speaker 3: Roses, It's go thic.
Speaker 1: We'll come off on from it.
Speaker 4: Anya's wearing the shirt on the Eric Andrey episode, which
Speaker 4: was on yesterday, Eric Andry episode.
Speaker 7: You're going to get like forty five emails from companies
Speaker 7: now telling asking you to be their merch store person.
Speaker 5: We know that, we already know they all honestly, it's like,
Speaker 5: it isn't that hard to do, And eventually we'll probably
Speaker 5: move to like doing those QR codes where people in
Speaker 5: the lobby will just like, I am a thing and
Speaker 5: buy a shirt and it'll get shipped to them.
Speaker 3: But for now, but it's fun to walk out with
Speaker 3: a thing that you drop in the parking lot and go,
Speaker 3: why the fuck did you drop that jewelry?
Speaker 2: I don't know why my mom is screaming at herself
Speaker 2: a third person, but that's how many. Like one time
Speaker 2: I was at a concert and I like, if you
Speaker 2: go to concerts, you can find merch on the ground
Speaker 2: all the time because people aren't used to like carrying
Speaker 2: a shirt, so they'll always drop it.
Speaker 3: There's merch everyone, and it's all over for that.
Speaker 2: Yes, your dog situated metric shirt, my dog situation. The
Speaker 2: doggies aren't here right now, but final thought, so I
Speaker 2: was going to get a foster dog in Los Angeles
Speaker 2: from may Day Rescue, who Natalie was on the podcast
Speaker 2: and she also she was the one that found me
Speaker 2: Luigi and Marion and they are now living with my
Speaker 2: parents and they're happy and my parents won't give them
Speaker 2: back to me, so that is fine with me because
Speaker 2: they have a great life with them.
Speaker 3: But I want to get another dog.
Speaker 2: So I almost got the dog of that woman who died,
Speaker 2: but then she didn't decide not to give it to me.
Speaker 3: I told that on the podcast all day. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: she died, but she didn't even know existed.
Speaker 2: She died. And then they were like, we got to
Speaker 2: give this dog to someone. And then I almost got
Speaker 2: that dog, but then I did it, and so then
Speaker 2: that Chris and I had a conversation around that dog
Speaker 2: and it really made us realize we want to get
Speaker 2: a dog, and that one fell through, so we were like,
Speaker 2: let's actually get one. So we went to the Humane
Speaker 2: Society or like the North Valley north Central Valley Shelter
Speaker 2: in LA on my last day there, and we met
Speaker 2: this dog that curse in his named Carlos. Just from
Speaker 2: looking at it, we're so cute. Yeah, because well, okay,
Speaker 2: let me just go back. Let's going back to high school.
Speaker 2: My mom one day came home from the Sullard Market
Speaker 2: farmer's market with a duck, and she was like, I
Speaker 2: got you girls a duck and we were like, who
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is awesome, Like we loved any
Speaker 2: kind of new pet and that song real dur bur
Speaker 2: durn burn burn burn Burn.
Speaker 3: That Carlos Santana song was big at the time. Then
Speaker 3: the shooting and the shooting in the ConA cin the
Speaker 3: money that song making a way to make it better.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that song since like nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 3: It's very memorable.
Speaker 2: But it was like Maria, Maria, your mammy of the
Speaker 2: Wisside story. So then that there was a part of
Speaker 2: going up in Spanish Harlem, living the laughters like a
Speaker 2: movie star.
Speaker 3: And then then one part of goes played by Carlos Santana.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we like this play Carlos Santana. So we
Speaker 2: got this duck and for some reason Kirsten was like,
Speaker 2: you should name it played by Carlos and Quakers. I
Speaker 2: don't know why, but it was just because that song
Speaker 2: was so big. If you haven't noticed, in high school,
Speaker 2: we would just take a song and put other words
Speaker 2: and do it like come a lady, come come Ahladi,
Speaker 2: give him a butterfly, sugar bonus and then so this
Speaker 2: we did played by Carlos Sunquakers, and so we named
Speaker 2: him Carlos Sunquakers. And then Kirsten again saw this dog
Speaker 2: that I posted in the girl's chest. She was like,
Speaker 2: his name is Carlos Sanbarkers, and so, yeah, that's crazy
Speaker 2: that you said that.
Speaker 3: So then I told Natalie that.
Speaker 2: So anyway, we took out Carlos, we played with him,
Speaker 2: and then Chris and I wanted to go to brunch
Speaker 2: and then go see we had tickets to Oppenheimer and
Speaker 2: we were like, we can't adopt this dog today because
Speaker 2: like we can't go back home, like we're going we
Speaker 2: have a full day and I'm an hour away from
Speaker 2: where I live and we can't just leave the dog
Speaker 2: in the hotel room. And then so I was like
Speaker 2: I can't get him today. But then he just goes
Speaker 2: back in this like metal cage, like it's so sad.
Speaker 2: So I decided I was like, okay, can you Her
Speaker 2: foster was with her, one of the girls that fosters
Speaker 2: these dogs and her may Day Rescue, and thank god,
Speaker 2: Sharon was like, I'll take the dog when you come
Speaker 2: back on the twenty ninth, because I'm coming back to
Speaker 2: la to shoot this thing.
Speaker 3: She was like, you can get him then, but.
Speaker 2: We'll get him spade and we'll get him teeth cleaning,
Speaker 2: and then you can pick him up and you can
Speaker 2: foster him and then if you feel like it's a
Speaker 2: good match, you can keep him, and if not, we'll
Speaker 2: find a place for him.
Speaker 3: So he was like, that's perfect.
Speaker 2: So we left and we go home and Chris and
Speaker 2: I are like, is this the right dog for us?
Speaker 2: It kind of has longer hair than we want, like
Speaker 2: we had its hair like all over us, and we
Speaker 2: were kind of like, oh no, but we.
Speaker 3: Were also like, we don't.
Speaker 2: We can't be like I at laggig of its hair,
Speaker 2: Like you just have you just have to take the
Speaker 2: dog for what it is.
Speaker 3: You just get one of those little roly things. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be okay.
Speaker 2: And we were kind of like, it's a little bit
Speaker 2: bigger than we want it to be because we kind
Speaker 2: of want a dog that's very easy to carry around. Really,
Speaker 2: the perfect dog for me was this dog, the Dead
Speaker 2: Woman's dog. But I didn't get it because he was little,
Speaker 2: he was quiet, and he didn't bark, and he was
Speaker 2: very short haired. But I also was like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to take this dog. I'm going to foster it at least,
Speaker 2: and it'll be fine. But then Natalie called me the
Speaker 2: other day or she texted me and was like, hey.
Speaker 3: Can you call me back? I need to talk to you.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, I'm in trouble
Speaker 2: because I think she probably noticed that I was not
Speaker 2: as keen on Carlos as I wanted to be, because
Speaker 2: I haven't been asking for pictures of him, and I
Speaker 2: haven't been like doing what adoptive mother should be doing
Speaker 2: of like send me every video. She's gonna be mad
Speaker 2: at me, and I just don't want to disappoint her.
Speaker 2: And then so I was like telling Chris like, I'm
Speaker 2: nervous to call Natalie. I think she's mad at me,
Speaker 2: Like she might know that we're like not exactly thrilled
Speaker 2: about this dog, but we're still gonna go through with it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be good parents to it. And he was like,
Speaker 2: just call her back, like you're getting into a physy
Speaker 2: over nothing. So I called her back and she was like, Hey,
Speaker 2: I just met the dog Hobbs that you were supposed
Speaker 2: to get. She met the dog that I was supposed
Speaker 2: to get. Because those people also want to adopt another
Speaker 2: dog because they are like, love so many dogs. Why
Speaker 2: don't you give me Hobbs if you want so many
Speaker 2: other dogs. I'm just being snarky and funny. But they
Speaker 2: got Hobbs and then they met her to get some
Speaker 2: other dog, and she was like, I met Hobbes. That's
Speaker 2: the kind of dog you should have. I think Carlos
Speaker 2: he's great. And by the way, she called him Carlos
Speaker 2: because I said, my friends are calling him Carlos, and
Speaker 2: she was like, that's actually a great name. So his
Speaker 2: name is Carlos now. By the way, that is what
Speaker 2: his name will be the rest of his life because
Speaker 2: if he gets adopted. So if you want to adopt Carlos,
Speaker 2: he's avail what made a rescue. But she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: don't worry about Carlos. She was like, I feel like
Speaker 2: Carlos is just not the right dog for you. He's
Speaker 2: just like a little too big. You need a dog
Speaker 2: like Hobbs. She was like, I'm not worry about Carlos.
Speaker 2: He will find a home. He is so cute. He's
Speaker 2: like one of the greatest dogs we've had. And I
Speaker 2: was like, I God want Carlos now. But Carlos is
Speaker 2: available for adoption, and I am continuing the hunt for
Speaker 2: Red October for san Quackers, so I am in the
Speaker 2: market for a dog. But it's like, I'm just enjoying
Speaker 2: this time of my life, which I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people might relate to when they like know they're
Speaker 2: about to have a kid or something, where they're like,
Speaker 2: this is the last time my life will be only
Speaker 2: about me and I don't have to do anything for
Speaker 2: anyone else because I'm about to get an animal, and
Speaker 2: my life will be I'll be concerned about something else
Speaker 2: and it will be a lot of like like there
Speaker 2: will be a lot of those size throughout my day.
Speaker 1: But get dog peeing at night, the dog having to
Speaker 1: go pee, yeah, down twelve flights.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh, not that you have to walk on the stair,
Speaker 2: but yes, just having like yeah, it's just like or
Speaker 2: you know, something goes wrong with the dog, you gotta
Speaker 2: take the There's like it's a responsibility. So I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm enjoying this calm of my life right now where
Speaker 2: I don't have a dog, but I can't wait to
Speaker 2: get one because I'm gonna bring him on the road
Speaker 2: with me and he's gonna be a little backstage dog.
Speaker 3: He's gonna trot out on the stage coas We'll be like,
Speaker 3: where's MoMA.
Speaker 2: And I'll be like I'm out here, and then he'll
Speaker 2: come out and the audience will cheer, and then he'll
Speaker 2: get scared and run away and it'll be so much fun,
Speaker 2: and uh, yeah, that's what's going on the rect Do.
Speaker 4: You want to get a lot easier because you have
Speaker 4: Chris living with you so you don't slow responsibility of
Speaker 4: taking care of the dog.
Speaker 2: Well, I told him that I actually will, Like this
Speaker 2: is a thing I want more than he wants.
Speaker 3: He's not like opposed to it at all.
Speaker 2: He's actually in love with Yes, he will, but he
Speaker 2: just like he did Luigi and Marion. But we've already
Speaker 2: talked about it, like I'm the main person who's going
Speaker 2: to take them out and feed them and like be
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like the mom in a very traditional sense.
Speaker 3: And then he will.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm happy to take them out when you
Speaker 2: don't feel like it, Like I'll step in and do
Speaker 2: anything you need for these dogs. But I like the
Speaker 2: understanding that this is like your thing, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's what I want. All I asked him for is
Speaker 2: that he call it our dog and not my dog,
Speaker 2: because I don't want him on radio being like Nikki's dog.
Speaker 2: It will make it more special to me if it's
Speaker 2: our dog, just like husband, unless we break up and
Speaker 2: then it's mine. Well pre pop, because like who would
Speaker 2: get the dog if you broke up?
Speaker 1: Anya mad people always get back to that though, all right,
Speaker 1: that would be.
Speaker 8: Hard split up and had a dog animals, and it
Speaker 8: always agreed that it was Burke's cat had to do everything.
Speaker 1: After add if Burke d d I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: If the cat ever would stop using the toilet, then
Speaker 1: it would be an outdoor cat everything.
Speaker 5: And nope, I just forgot that you trained that cat
Speaker 5: to use a toilet.
Speaker 2: Yes, and outdoor cats are bullshit. You should know that
Speaker 2: they kill so many birds. No outdoor cats, wad.
Speaker 1: Stone, he was indoor and rip Mulchi he got killed.
Speaker 5: Rip Wait, I'm sorry, but Taylor did Malchi pee in
Speaker 5: the toilet?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He peeed and pooped in the toilet.
Speaker 6: How did you?
Speaker 3: How did you? When you don't even do that, you.
Speaker 1: Go inside like a goddamn mad man. He had a
Speaker 1: so a toilet and it had bigger and bigger rings
Speaker 1: that you would pop out, and you put less and
Speaker 1: less litter in it until he just balanced on the seat.
Speaker 3: Oh so you can buy like Training City kitty.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's really cool. I recommend it has
Speaker 1: to be a kitten. I think, doesn't he have to?
Speaker 3: But you can't teach an old kid.
Speaker 1: He didn't flush because he was too little yet, and
Speaker 1: then he reverted to his old ways he used. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that.
Speaker 3: All right. We have to go.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys for watching, listening. Whatever you did with
Speaker 2: the pot, we so appreciate it. Taylor, thank you for
Speaker 2: being here in person. Manya and Brian, Thank you guys. Noah,
Speaker 2: thank you. I will see you this week in Englewood,
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Y'all come out to the show if you're
Speaker 2: available in the area.
Speaker 4: And dates with David Spathe this month, Oh yeah, and
Speaker 4: it will be at Dave Yeah the twenty ninth and
Speaker 4: thirtieth Yeah in Las Vegas September twenty ninth and thirtieth.
Speaker 2: Anya will also be at those, just in the in
Speaker 2: the background though. She will be there hanging out with us,
Speaker 2: and we will be working on our Taylor Swift cover band,
Speaker 2: The Blank spaces that is, you know, TBD when we'll
Speaker 2: release that. But yeah, follow our Instagram for us to
Speaker 2: play before shows, because that's the way Anya and I
Speaker 2: like to warm up for shows, is to go live
Speaker 2: on Instagram and play a bunch of Taylor Swift songs
Speaker 2: and now Vampire by a little Roberto that's in our
Speaker 2: repertoire now. So don't even think it isn't like a
Speaker 2: goddamn vampire.
Speaker 3: Okay, so watch it is.
Speaker 2: It's a good scorched earth. So thank you for listening.
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