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Speaker 2: Kong and we are doing our celebrity deathmatch finally rivalry

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Speaker 2: of course.

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Speaker 3: So you're knuckling up with Dixie Kong in the ring.

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Speaker 4: And are there any rules or is just one rule?

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Speaker 2: We Leyne is there telling us the rules, but it

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And I am, of course ready to throw it down

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Speaker 2: because Dixie and I do not like each other because

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Speaker 2: did he Kong? She done her with me a few

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Speaker 2: years ago, which and she of course goes right to me,

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Speaker 2: is mad at me?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: Why don't you look at your man? Know what's your

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Speaker 4: man doing? You know what I mean? Because did he necessarily?

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Speaker 4: I know you've told me this story, but he didn't

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Speaker 4: tell you he was in a relationship.

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Speaker 2: No, and I had met but I had met him

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Speaker 2: through playing the games.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so that's a grey area.

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Speaker 2: So I did kind of know. And she is in

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Speaker 2: the games too, but I'm not playing as her. I

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Speaker 4: But didn't he say I'm in an open relationship? And

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Speaker 4: didn't you say does she know that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, like I it's up to him to

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Speaker 6: Mm.

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Speaker 4: Hmm.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, you're done a knuckle up with Dixie Kong.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and so I they gave me like podcast Mike's

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Speaker 2: as weapons, and I was like, okay, my first thought,

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Speaker 2: they also have you. I didn't know this. You have

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Speaker 2: to animate yourself.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: When they when they have a celebrity on the show,

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Speaker 3: Create your play.

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Speaker 2: Mold and you have to like animate. So it is

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Speaker 2: fighting the other. You each get one frame at a

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Speaker 2: I do not know I have never done this. I

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Speaker 2: don't know how.

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Speaker 1: And so it is.

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Speaker 4: It looks and you've been using they look scary, so

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Speaker 4: much lotion on your hands that that's got to be

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Speaker 2: I am sort of melt, like gradually melting as I go,

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Speaker 2: which is making me harder.

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Speaker 1: To hit, punch and defeat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like knock down. But she also is like

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Speaker 2: that is what she normally is. Like I hope that's

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Speaker 2: normally looks like a little bit melted. No, but it's

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Speaker 4: Ah, So it's a much more comfortable state for her. Yes,

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Speaker 4: whereas you look, I mean, you're very sort of hard

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Clay is so malleable. Even you are ridgid.

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Speaker 2: Even a Clay version of me to like pretend to

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Speaker 3: So did Dixie straight split your wig?

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Speaker 1: She yeah, she split a wig. She split a wig.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I'm sorry to hear that is, and now

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Speaker 4: I'm no longer mad at you for being late.

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Speaker 2: So hey, welcome to Hollywood, Hambook and its Tyers guy

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Speaker 2: to kicking button dropping names in the red carpet lineback

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Speaker 1: We called showbiz. Can you believe it's Joe?

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting here myself and I'm is happening to me

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Speaker 2: and I can't even believe it is Joe.

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Speaker 4: Well, and we always want Joe, and he's always going

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Speaker 4: to this thing and that thing, and this big premiere

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Speaker 1: My eyeical is a mess.

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Speaker 5: If you looked at it, it's a mess because I

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Speaker 4: Well, and you need that much information sometimes because you're

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Speaker 4: You're often going to the same building for three or

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Speaker 4: can't just be like, I'm going to the Pisketti factory.

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Speaker 4: You have to be like, I'm going to the big

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Speaker 4: Or you could say I'm going to a Sketti factory

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Speaker 1: Or you might say.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to the Pisketti factory to talk to the

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Speaker 5: I can say spaghetti brands on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's the one where the CEO spoke

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Speaker 5: I don't agree, but it's not stopping him from making

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Speaker 5: good spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: And he said he's sorry.

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Speaker 5: And if he says he's sorry, then you gotta reward

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Speaker 1: What happened to that? By the way, it used to be.

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Speaker 3: You say you're sorry, and yes, what happened to sorry?

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Speaker 1: Forgiven? Big? That is forgiveness for everything.

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Speaker 3: I understand a lot of people are doing very bad,

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Speaker 5: He said he was sorry, and it took a couple

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Speaker 4: And we said the guy was a guy, but I

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, maybe he was finding out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if I could reach all the way back to

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Speaker 2: you saying week mode, you I misunderstood you at first

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Speaker 4: Normally, when his is doing the podcast, he's in strong mode, yes,

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Speaker 4: and that's why he's the host and I am, of

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 4: But when he gets home, this big strapping man that

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Speaker 3: Did you leave your shoes on the driveway.

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Speaker 2: And I will physically wilt into weak mode. So it

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Speaker 1: Which one is your face and which one is your mask? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Wow, Joe, And that is cutting me so deep as

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Speaker 2: you as you say that, I guess, I guess they're

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Speaker 4: So the truth lies somewhere in between where there is

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Speaker 4: sort of some weak and strong elements to the essentially.

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Speaker 1: To both the essential haze and the mask.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 4: That's going to take a while to sort through for

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Speaker 4: our listeners. In the meantime, let's give them something to

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Speaker 2: Something to do, yes, because they have just been sitting

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Speaker 4: Yes, we learned that a lot of our listeners are

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Speaker 4: and then they don't do anything, And I'm going, is

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Speaker 4: that really being a fan of a show?

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Speaker 2: Yea? Or they're doing stuff for themselves.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yes, I've heard about this a lot of I've

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Speaker 4: heard about this too, And some of them will send

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Speaker 2: Yeah, stop doing selfish, Stop like only thinking about as

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Speaker 2: they're listening to us doing stuff for them. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: Me too, So they're doing stuff for me, and I'm

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Speaker 4: If you're gonna go to the beach and send me

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And there's a little Sandy.

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Speaker 4: Clem Dog and that there's a little San Joe Wangert

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Speaker 3: Guys, I gotta run, gotta go to the pasta factory.

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Speaker 1: So that because we can use that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that is the kind of thing that we actually

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Speaker 4: chine draw the best pictures? Some other shows have had

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Speaker 4: a good idea to have their fans do a bunch

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Speaker 1: That gives me an idea. Let's get Joe Wangern in here,

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Speaker 1: help us do this.

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Speaker 2: To bring some of your board meeting tactics, some of

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Speaker 2: the magic you did for Berea.

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Speaker 4: And now that name is through the roof. Everyone knows

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Speaker 4: that it loves that puskeetti, and you've done marketing stuff

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Speaker 1: I think it was it was sort of like a

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Speaker 1: different thing. Yeah, but this is close. I think it's close.

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Speaker 3: It feels close enough.

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Speaker 1: I truly hope it is.

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Speaker 5: Well, you guys are one hundred percent right, because you

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Speaker 5: at home? You are eating the pasta? Are you ever

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Speaker 5: dressing up in the costume of the pasta? So you

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Speaker 5: make your own costume where you go. I like eating

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Speaker 5: the pasta so much. Now look at me, I'm few

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Speaker 5: silly noodles.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And so are you making a costume of, say

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Speaker 2: a snake out of noodles or are you making a

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 5: Well, I get why you're saying snake, right, because it's

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Speaker 5: a snake is an elongated animal.

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Speaker 5: And it's legless, and and most of the pastas are legless.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, But like I'm just is a noodle costume

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Speaker 1: And baby?

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Speaker 4: Or and before we get into anything about our show,

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Speaker 4: let's understand the pasta contest fully.

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Speaker 5: Yes, well, I think it's what else is there to understand?

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Speaker 2: The contest that we're trying to replicate is the Raised

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be reliant on that.

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Speaker 4: Don't necessarily want them to have to listen to the

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Speaker 2: I would really open up the possibilities in a huge way,

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Speaker 5: Not saying what not a roadblock to this contest idea

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Speaker 5: I haven't met. So the people know where what podcast

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Speaker 3: They they they Okay, if you gave them eight guesses,

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Speaker 5: Well, not a roadblock either for this contest idea. So

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Speaker 3: Who you in this situation? It's certainly not me.

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Speaker 5: Step three would be go to your computer, yes, okay.

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Speaker 5: Well, you might have to, you're not They're not going

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Speaker 1: it's that they love it. It's good. Yeah, they can't just.

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Speaker 1: Go under arrest for you.

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Speaker 1: What I really want to be doing is drafting a contract.

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Speaker 1: I'm having enough time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that it's not so that we just have

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Speaker 4: When they changed the name, isn't sea bass that was

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Speaker 4: called something else?

452
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Speaker 3: Right?

453
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 1: Sea bass? Yeah, used to be called Was that? What

454
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: is scraad different from sea Bass?

455
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 2: Well?

456
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,360
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I know they changed the name.

457
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 4: I think maybe monkfish got a new name too, because

458
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Speaker 4: they said nobody's eating this, yeah, something similar.

459
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, so maybe we say trash fish.

460
00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 1: What about that?

461
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 4: Well it was trash oh yeah, but now they made

462
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 4: it fancy. So maybe we say lobster got rebranded Okay,

463
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 4: that's a bug that's eating.

464
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 3: Scum off the bottom of the freaking floor.

465
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,159
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it's the most fancy thing, and

466
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 1: everyone wants to be friends. What's our lobster contest? Yes?

467
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,880
Speaker 1: Also keep your shoulders back.

468
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 2: So okay, you're going up to your friend and saying like, hey,

469
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,199
Speaker 2: do you want to.

470
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 1: Be like healthy forever? Like to always be healthy? Yeah?

471
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 1: I have this thing, this like magic show. Yes, that's

472
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: as good. Uh.

473
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 2: You you listen to this show? Uh, and it changes

474
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 2: the way your brain works, and you can jump high,

475
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 2: you can jump hire and it's got twelve rules for life.

476
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah that the show has twelve rules for life.

477
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Speaker 3: But you have to listen to all the episodes to

478
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Speaker 3: get all twelve rules.

479
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Speaker 1: Yeses, And that's good.

480
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Speaker 4: And if we can give them and they're still coming out,

481
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 4: and if we can give them, say, well maybe say

482
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 4: they're on like rule seven and it's already making a

483
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Speaker 4: huge difference, and for a little while, probably explain how

484
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Speaker 4: natural dominance hierarchies are.

485
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Speaker 5: Yes, I would just to hook them into as because

486
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Speaker 5: you when you're saying this to your friend and I'm

487
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 5: talking to the listeners now, when you're saying to this,

488
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 5: this to your friend or the person that's passing you

489
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Speaker 5: by on the street.

490
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Speaker 1: You want to project the idea that.

491
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Speaker 5: You've been through all twelve of the steps and you

492
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Speaker 5: got good stuff from getting through the twelve steps.

493
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Speaker 1: Okay, that should happen.

494
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Speaker 3: Why are you still listening because you there's a rumor

495
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Speaker 3: that there's.

496
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Speaker 1: A thirteenth step.

497
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a hidden thirteenth You may want to call

498
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Speaker 2: it twelve steps, right, Well, the thirteenth one should probably

499
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Speaker 2: be a rule. If the other words they're rules, the

500
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Speaker 2: thirteenth thing should be.

501
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Speaker 1: A rule too.

502
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Speaker 5: Mm yeah, okay, so thirteenth So they're all rules now, yeah,

503
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Speaker 5: for life?

504
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

505
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: And they always were? Oh they were? Were they ever steps? No?

506
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: Were they numbers?

507
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 4: Who? Actually that's actually a fair question, and you have

508
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 4: cornered us. Uh, they were numbered, they had to be.

509
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 2: Well, I apologize, But we never have to worry about this,

510
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 2: We never have to do any of the rules because

511
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Speaker 2: we'll just say they're at the very end, and that's

512
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 2: even better than getting one Leston.

513
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Speaker 1: They have to go all the way to the very end,

514
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: and it's coming in that.

515
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 4: In order to have context, you're going to have to

516
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Speaker 4: listen to the first How many of these are we

517
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 4: going to do? Four hundred episodes of our show? No

518
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 4: counting the proverbion?

519
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, no, probably still a bow.

520
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you have a picture of a nice car.

521
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,959
Speaker 5: What are we on to show them the car?

522
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:48,679
Speaker 1: And you go.

523
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 5: If you do every item, then when you get to

524
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 5: the after the twelfth item, then you have a car

525
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 5: like this too, and you can jump higher.

526
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good the okay, so we sure have

527
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 4: a car and saying that the contest that the prize

528
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 4: for the contest is that car.

529
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Speaker 1: Or something like it.

530
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 5: The car is one example of what you've done with your.

531
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Speaker 2: You followed the rules and you ended up with this car.

532
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 2: So this is a good idea. We can have them

533
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 2: download a picture of a car and then take a

534
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 2: picture of that car with their phone so they can

535
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 2: show their friends, like check it out.

536
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Speaker 1: We're only on like two hundred and thirty. That's why.

537
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Speaker 2: That's why I said, there's absolutely I will do this

538
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 2: for even barely another like a week, let a load

539
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Speaker 2: another four hundred.

540
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Speaker 3: That's four hundred weeks. Oh well I'm at four hundred total.

541
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Speaker 4: No, I know, and so but that's but you are

542
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,719
Speaker 4: going to get to two fifty.

543
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we'll do.

544
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Speaker 3: This one and then maybe one more.

545
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Speaker 1: We'll do another one.

546
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll do another I promise right now to do

547
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Speaker 4: another one.

548
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Speaker 1: I will definitely do another one. I'm nice yow. That

549
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: is cool. Forwards and backwards? Yeah? Three two? Yeah, autoism.

550
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: You should we run that through a palindrum, the pal

551
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: drum machine.

552
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's put it in the Palin drum machine. Sam,

553
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 4: pull up the palndrum machine.

554
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 2: This is a new feature that we have on the

555
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 2: show where we just have to test if things are palindrumes.

556
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 3: Uh.

557
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 2: And so we will put different things through the Palin

558
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 2: drum machine.

559
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 5: Okay, and then you have to wear those Why do

560
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,439
Speaker 5: you have to wear gloves to operate it?

561
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: It's hot as hell. It's hot as hell. Sam's hands

562
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: are very hot. And that song means it's working. It's

563
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: still processing. It involved. I have to go to that

564
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: dark web. Yes it is.

565
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 2: We have another Palin drume. What was our last palindrume?

566
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't remember either. I think it

567
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 1: was in the pro version. So go ahead and put

568
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: you put your money in.

569
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Speaker 4: Put your money in the coffers of Big Stitcher love

570
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 4: that app love the way it works.

571
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: So cool.

572
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 5: My favorite palindrome is a man a plan a dan banana.

573
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Speaker 1: Hold on, Oh, don't test it? Are you testing it?

574
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: We have to test every palindrome. It's my favorite one.

575
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 2: I know it's one, but then yes, see now, but

576
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 2: how much more do you appreciate it now that it

577
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 2: is a certified palindrome?

578
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: I guess yeah.

579
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 4: Well, and I don't want to have a big contest here,

580
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 4: but my favorite palindrome is similar. It's bandana dan banned

581
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 4: Indiana planned nats. Yes, wow, I guess now I have

582
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 4: to do my own favorite palindrome. Well, you might want to,

583
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 4: just because we both did one and we do have

584
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 4: the sound effect pulled up.

585
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: Okay, it's Panama dan.

586
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: Band mamma sam banana dam.

587
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: Do you want help? Well? I just finished, so great, great, great,

588
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: great great.

589
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 4: This reminds me now that we're getting the photos, that

590
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 4: I wore a special shirt for the podcast.

591
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so.

592
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: The shirt is a barstool sports shirt that's a Saturdays

593
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 2: or for the boys. I guess after two hundred something episodes,

594
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 2: it's incredible that we've never talked about what huge barstool heads.

595
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 4: Oh we are, well because it's much more convenient for

596
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 4: us to record during the week. But since we are

597
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 4: the boys and we have this podcast where we got

598
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 4: to sort of be like almost like we are the

599
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 4: barstool guys because we do chop it up and we

600
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 4: do talk sports, yeah, and we do get a little bit.

601
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: Raw, and we don't necessarily.

602
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: Listen to the ladies.

603
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we did insist on recording on Saturdays to

604
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 4: try to get the same feeling as some of these guys.

605
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 3: And who's your favorite barstool personality?

606
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: Mine would have to be the guy who he's white.

607
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: It's the white guy who has like short hair. He

608
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: wears that's mine, that's mine. The same guy who wears

609
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: like a flannel shirt and jeans.

610
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 1: I love that guy. And he's like going off.

611
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 4: Oh he is so fucking raw. He's so inappropriate that

612
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 4: it almost gets through and becomes appropriate again. He has

613
00:29:55,040 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 4: like reddish brown hair and freckles. His takes are piping hot,

614
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 4: and his gaze is steely cold. He's not afraid of anything,

615
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 4: especially telling it like it is. When it comes to sports,

616
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 4: so many people give you the same old rote uh,

617
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 4: you know, basically commercial dog food that you've been eating

618
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 4: for a long time, and when somebody really makes a

619
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 4: gormet pork chop for you, like some of these barstool

620
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 4: sports guys do, it's time to slice it up and

621
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 4: just freaking chew.

622
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's your favorite barstool guy? Yeah? Please? I think uh?

623
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Speaker 5: I like the guy that's not afraid to take a

624
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 5: popular sports figure and kind of poke some holes in

625
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 5: terms of yeah, are they that good? Should they be

626
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 5: using their platform? Everybody likes this guy, but what about

627
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 5: this other guy that's also good?

628
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 3: I do always love too.

629
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 4: If they will say, like, hey, obviously these advanced stats

630
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 4: are useful, but maybe they're not telling the whole story.

631
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they're maybe actually about this. Maybe you actually

632
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: played the game when they did. They didn't, but they

633
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: not at a high levels. A lot of them know

634
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 2: someone who did. Kevin, how many times have you just

635
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: come in here and like not been made to do something?

636
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: Don't just leave. You just came in and.

637
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 2: Left, and it's really upset. But we will, we will

638
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: need to use you for something.

639
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, chef Kevin here, I'm sorry about that. I

640
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 6: should assume that I'm needed.

641
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 3: Here's what you do. I don't want to hear you

642
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 3: do this, but you go.

643
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 4: Do you guys need anything?

644
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: Just a little like with your face, like ye make

645
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 2: this out and it has to be like say that

646
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 2: in one syllable.

647
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: Did you get any good pictures by the way I did? Yeah?

648
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: Okay, good, let me hear you do it? Just like

649
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 2: listen to me doing it, cause it.

650
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: How was that? I didn't know? I didn't That was

651
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: the palindrome machine. Do you have glasses? Do you ever

652
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: wear glasses? Yeah? Sometimes I would.

653
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 5: Wear glasses and then have them have your eyes pointing

654
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 5: through straight through the glasses, but then when you're going

655
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 5: to ask.

656
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: It, lowering out at the top of the glasses.

657
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: And I would also hold your hands like how would

658
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,239
Speaker 1: you like? Uh?

659
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 6: You like playing a piano above perfect?

660
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: A neck level piano?

661
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: Neck level piano?

662
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 4: And yes, and certainly not with weighted keys, because you

663
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 4: want the sort of bounciness.

664
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 5: Where I grew up, it was called marionette. But I've

665
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 5: been doing it along and I'm tired hands.

666
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 2: So let's see it with pretend you have the glasses

667
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: and the hands and the.

668
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: That was that was a little needs to be It

669
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: shouldn't be scary.

670
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 3: It shouldn't be scary. It should just be helpful, but

671
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 3: it's and it's this and I'll try to do it.

672
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: Hayes did a good job. I'll try to do it.

673
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: It's do you guys need That was really?

674
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 3: That was really actually and I hate to give you

675
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: a compliment.

676
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: That was good. Thank you.

677
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 5: You got your over leaning forward because you can't have glasses.

678
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: On the voice. But once you have the glasses, you'll

679
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: get I don't need to.

680
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 3: Bring the glasses.

681
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 2: I mean bring the glasses, but you're learning so fast,

682
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 2: like Lucy, basically, thank you. Do we want to come

683
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: up with like a plant, like a fan plan different

684
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 2: than another great power.

685
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 4: A different fan plan that Kevin can sort of try

686
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 4: out and we'll see if it would work on the fans.

687
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 5: Do you ever take any time, Kevin to find the

688
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 5: big block white letters.

689
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: On the internet?

690
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 5: Uh no, okay, Well step one, figure out how to

691
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 5: get the big block white letters.

692
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: On the internet.

693
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 5: Okay, And then I would say step two, think of

694
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 5: a meme about the show.

695
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: Thank you?

696
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, because that is something where.

697
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 3: You really don't need to know what the show is

698
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 3: or even like it.

699
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 4: I don't watch them freaking motorcycle show, but these two

700
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 4: men yelling.

701
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 2: Those guys saying smart stuff. Okay, yes, they look so stupid.

702
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 4: These normal guys aren't smart like me, and they're saying

703
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 4: school stuff. That ship is fucking legendary. You could do

704
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 4: that with us.

705
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: We tol. Look, we're blue collar, regular Joe's.

706
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 4: So get a picture of me and Hayes in front

707
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 4: of the mics and just have us saying something about like, uh, oh,

708
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 4: what I mean.

709
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know what the example is. Oh, I

710
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: got on.

711
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 5: I love having a cushion on my under my tushy,

712
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 5: and I love having back support and the other one

713
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 5: you would do, because that's.

714
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: Not these guys.

715
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 5: They're free wheeling on a stool, a tarred stool with

716
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 5: no back to it.

717
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 2: Geez, what about the it's tard so they don't slip

718
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: off as a.

719
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

720
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 3: Well, you know he made yes. He said he was

721
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 3: saying hard stool.

722
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 2: Oh, I heard a tar stool, and I assumed it

723
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: had been You heard that as well. I heard I

724
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 2: had been smeared with tar.

725
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 1: I got the mumble mouth.

726
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 5: Sometimes you can't hold my feet to the fire with

727
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 5: tarn feather the stool.

728
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 4: Uh well, okay, so uh this is a really good

729
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 4: idea of meme contact. And then you have a picture

730
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 4: of me and picture hates in front of the mic,

731
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 4: and I'm talking about like some kind of thing like

732
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 4: a hard stool or having a cushion, or.

733
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 6: It's like if you want me at my this but

734
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 6: something with that.

735
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 4: Oh okay, handle me at my clem dog that you

736
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 4: don't deserve me at my hand.

737
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, that's good.

738
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: We're gonna get a lot of good memes, but we

739
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 2: need a hashtag for them, uh huh for the content

740
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 2: and yeah, so we can find.

741
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: Them hashtag memes. Yes, that's good.

742
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 4: Well, that could be pretty popular. Do we want to

743
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 4: use hashtag movie ranks?

744
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: Still?

745
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we have not gotten any traction on our

746
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 2: last hashtag that we tried.

747
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 4: To do, so let's just roll it out there. It

748
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 4: wasn't the hashtag.

749
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: No, it's a great hashtag.

750
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 2: I thought that other people would be using it, even

751
00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 2: for non our show stuff, but it actually is nobody

752
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 2: using it for anything.

753
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 6: I got a couple some people sent me some movies

754
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 6: because you told them to send them to me. So

755
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 6: I got a couple of hashtag movie ranks like hey,

756
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 6: tell the boys to do this, and I definitely.

757
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: Did you definitely did what tell us to do it? No,

758
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: you didn't.

759
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 6: No, I like definitely like thought about it. Okay, I

760
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 6: probably should have. Okay, well, it's pouring sweat. It's so

761
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 6: good that this we sort of caught you with this

762
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 6: because the people doing the contest don't just think about it.

763
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 6: I would do it, and I would clear your schedule

764
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 6: and do the contest. Yeah, because you have to actually

765
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 6: physic you have to like fully do it in order

766
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 6: to or in.

767
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 1: Trouble in order to have fun.

768
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 4: And the judge from maybe the earlier example about the

769
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 4: legal contract could put you in jail if you don't

770
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 4: do the contest could be something that helps us.

771
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 2: No one has ever done a meme most ever, And

772
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: now I'm sad that it has never happened, and they

773
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: the winner of the the prize for the contest should

774
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 2: be me not being sad anymore, that's true.

775
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: Have they ever done?

776
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 5: And I always get so, don't roast me if I

777
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 5: mispronounced this, because I know there's two pronunciations for it.

778
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 5: I know, have they ever done? Oh yeah, A big

779
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 5: moving picture? Yeah yeah, and it is moving picture.

780
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 1: That's the way, is it? Little mob way.

781
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:28,479
Speaker 4: Inventor wants to be a little quick moving picture. But yes,

782
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 4: they have done one.

783
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,959
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, there there, there is one of those.

784
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: It's me saying oh gosh, it's you saying, oh gosh.

785
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: Podcast that's right, I've seen that one. Yeah, and it

786
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: didn't get used enough.

787
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 4: Honestly, no, because that feels like it would apply to

788
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 4: any so many any podcasts.

789
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 6: We almost did a moving shoot right in Chinatown and

790
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 6: we didn't know.

791
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and guess who did do it? So what

792
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: a coincidence? We almost did that. But and they're eating

793
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: all our pizza. They're bending us over a stump. Be honest,

794
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: it's trip.

795
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 4: I can admit that, I can fully openly admit when

796
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 4: Gaborus is bending me over a stump.

797
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: Well not anymore, not after today.

798
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm climbing this tree over here and waiting, you know,

799
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,959
Speaker 4: at long last, this contest is gonna be the sort

800
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 4: of low leaning limb that I can grab onto and

801
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 4: pull myself up and sort of scramble up the bark

802
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 4: and just go like, go.

803
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 3: Away from there. Got away, because he's I'm gonna scream.

804
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: He's down by the stump.

805
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,280
Speaker 3: Still, he's down by the stump.

806
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 4: And no way he can climb and he's way up,

807
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 4: but he's pointing at the stuff like you here, no way.

808
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 4: And then probably what these raised by TV folks would do,

809
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 4: so like, hey, I just want to talk.

810
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: Just come down. This is craziness. This yelling trick you.

811
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they'll be like, oh, you remember when Fraggle Rock.

812
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 2: I think Fragle Rock lived in a stump? Do you

813
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 2: remember that show? Were they did they know the Smurfs?

814
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 4: How come the Fraggles are never partying with the gummy bears?

815
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: Don't they like all the same stuff? Oh?

816
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: And what were those doozers eating? It always sounded like

817
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 3: it would taste so good.

818
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: They made a big mistake in not selling that stuff.

819
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: You know. Oh yeah, I would definitely I would, now,

820
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

821
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 4: If there was Deuzer candy and it looked like little

822
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 4: like construction bricks.

823
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: Or whatever and it was just freaking made of sugar,

824
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 1: I'd be like tramp chop chomp chomp chomps.

825
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 5: A yeah, I would take a picture of myself eating it,

826
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 5: and you.

827
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 4: Know, yeah hashtag movie rank Yeah, go ahead and tweet

828
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 4: that out. So, yeah, that is fucked up that the

829
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 4: Fraggles and the Smurfs didn't hang out. Yeah, as somebody

830
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 4: who was actually raised by TV, sometimes I do wonder

831
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 4: how many of these things because a lot of them

832
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 4: have some of the same, you know, minds behind them.

833
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 4: No surprise, I'm not that many people have fucked up

834
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 4: minds like that to come up with some of this shit.

835
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but two creatures. Please.

836
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: If you're coming up with one creature like that, yes

837
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: you can do another one.

838
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 1: Yes.

839
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 4: I can't come up with any Ask me to invent

840
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 4: a nineties cartoon right now?

841
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: Try? Can you try to invent a nineties cartoon? Ask

842
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: me to do it?

843
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 4: Ready, the guys, it's just guys, something like the snorks, Okay,

844
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: I mean, because that's different from just.

845
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: Guys, so weird, it's not based on a real thing.

846
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, all Star Achy, Daphne, even Junior, I mean all

847
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 3: of them, the snork eaters, the snork eater eaters, I mean.

848
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: All that stuff that's wild.

849
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 4: You know. I wouldn't be able to come up with

850
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 4: any of that because my idea for a show would

851
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 4: just be just some guys.

852
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: The guys could have been like an MTV.

853
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 2: Like kind of nineties detached daria okay, cola style anti

854
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 2: cartoon Mission Hill. That is the closest analog to the guys. Yes,

855
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 2: and the guys would be Joe Wangbones. Yeah, definitely if

856
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 2: Joe had been around in that time.

857
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: He is doing a voice of one of the guys.

858
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 4: He's a little young, but yeah, crazy hazy mm hmm.

859
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: Chef Kevin would probably be cooking for the guys.

860
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 5: Yes, and they're watching They're just watching the show in

861
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 5: the show.

862
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, whoa, Yeah, they're just sitting watching a show or

863
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 4: maybe they're making a podcast.

864
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: First one ever, say.

865
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 2: We are back in that time. We're back in that time.

866
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: We get to invent that and like iphound this stuff.

867
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: We should be since we're like back in the nineties

868
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: with all our current knowledge, we should be inventing stuff

869
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 2: that to make money off of.

870
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: H do you ever think about that ship, Like, if

871
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 3: you could go back in time, how much fucking money

872
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 3: you would make?

873
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: Like serious you because you would be able to describe

874
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 2: so much phone with a scream.

875
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would be your idea, dude.

876
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, you could go to uh Cooper, Tino or whatever,

877
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 5: tell them what are you guys doing here picking oranges

878
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 5: or whatever. I've got a new idea of something you

879
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 5: should be doing. Yeah, then I've I've had every one

880
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 5: of the iPhones, so in terms of four, five, six success.

881
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 4: And what I would tell them is, so i'd be

882
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 4: tellable start with like seven.

883
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so much better than one.

884
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: That's right.

885
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 2: Even so you can you don't even have to go

886
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 2: back that far. You could go back to like two

887
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 2: thousand and six when they're doing the one and give

888
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 2: them the idea for the seven.

889
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 5: Yes, good, because they'll have done a lot of the legwork.

890
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 5: Then that would be much easier because I don't know

891
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,879
Speaker 5: what's inside of it.

892
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 2: But I know I'm worried about going back to the

893
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 2: nineties and saying like, it's a phone.

894
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: You talk on the phone, but it's but it has.

895
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: A screen that you touch with your finger, and they're okay,

896
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 2: but how do you do that? And then I would

897
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 2: have to go back I think to now yeah, and

898
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: get more information, get a couple of books, probably back

899
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 2: and forth.

900
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 3: I didn't just smash on and bring the insides back

901
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 3: in the machine with me.

902
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 4: Do you ever think about how many girls you would

903
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 4: get if you went back in time.

904
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: Joe, knowing what you know now?

905
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 4: You know?

906
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 1: Doing doing middle school over again?

907
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 4: Mm hmm oh yeah, yeah, how many preteens you would

908
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 4: be able to seduce with your adult mind?

909
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: You ever think about that show? I mean, yes, of

910
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: course I have.

911
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, yeah, of course.

912
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: I mean who hasn't is more of the question.

913
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 2: Just this citizen adult living in so.

914
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: Oh Am I looking at as an adult? Or am

915
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 1: I looking as a teen? No?

916
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 3: You teen body?

917
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 2: You're an eleven year old's body, but behind your eyes

918
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 2: is adult. Joe Wegggerts just praying on all these jail dress.

919
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: Well, it's all a game to you.

920
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 4: I mean, imagine how boring all the stuff that you

921
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 4: actually had to do at the time would be now

922
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 4: that you've experienced, you know, the breadth of life.

923
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 5: What would be good for me is along the way

924
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 5: in my life, I've made some booboos and mistakes and stuff.

925
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 5: This would be a chance of now I've learned, and

926
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 5: now I'm finally going to get the chance to get

927
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 5: it right.

928
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: And I'll get it right one hundred percent of the time.

929
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 5: Let's if I had to start over right now, I've

930
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 5: already played through the boards once, you know.

931
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 4: And you maybe learn an instrument, and you wouldn't say

932
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 4: that it's just notes that make a song, right, Yeah,

933
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 4: don't you think you'd do that if you went back

934
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 4: and you'd be using that guitar to pick up some

935
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 4: freaking young chicks.

936
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: There are only certain notes, yeah, but you can freaking

937
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 1: invert and you bend them. You ever heard of bending him?

938
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 2: So there's a note that's like, oh, and then you

939
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 2: bend it?

940
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 5: Yes, WHOA, I didn't know about that. I know Every

941
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 5: good Boy does fine?

942
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 4: Mmmm yeah yeah, every good Boy.

943
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 2: You can learn wonder Wall before Wonderwalldrome.

944
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 3: Do you know face nice from the eighteen Yeah, it's

945
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 3: in between.

946
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: It's on the in between of the freaking every good Boy.

947
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so that's face. Yeah,

948
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: I know. I told you that.

949
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 4: I told you that although these days it should probably

950
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 4: be backwards, it should be e calf because all these

951
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 4: cafes that are coming out of internet chat rows.

952
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,240
Speaker 1: Bye.

953
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,440
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954
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,240
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