WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer's Bedazzler

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks, Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here comes the phone tap. Dear Elvis, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap my two aunts who live together. And this

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<v Speaker 2>comes from what's her name?

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<v Speaker 3>Her name is Verity Verity.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously, these two women living together, they cannot stand telemarketers.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna stick Scary Jones and he's gonna call

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<v Speaker 2>them and sell them some stuff. So let's listen in

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<v Speaker 2>to today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with bbsninet

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<v Speaker 3>dot com. How are you doing today? Is okay?

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not interested in anything you have to sell.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question for you. How do you take

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<v Speaker 3>something from dull to dazzling? All right, I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 3>You be dazzl it with the original B Dazzler stud

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<v Speaker 3>and rhinestone center today you're in luck. He Hi, It's

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<v Speaker 3>mister Michael Oppenheimer with the B.

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<v Speaker 1>Dazzler hung up from you?

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<v Speaker 3>Stop calling prepared to be dazzled? Miss?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it now.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you on a list of people to be called today? Miss?

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<v Speaker 3>Which I am on?

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<v Speaker 4>Do not call this.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not call this number again.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't be dull, be dazzling with the be dazzling.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm not call this number.

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<v Speaker 4>I can. Do you understand English?

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<v Speaker 3>You can be dazzled ahead a shirt, a belt, or

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<v Speaker 3>a scarf or a sweater. It's easy and it's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll get the original be dazzler, plus all the rhinestones,

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<v Speaker 3>the studs and the stars that you'll need. White ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Even if you've never threaded a needle. Hello, who Even

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<v Speaker 3>if you've never threaded a needle, you'll be dazzling in minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, are you stupid?

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<v Speaker 3>But miss I'm one of you? Hello? Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh espanol Nana. Okay, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fly.

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<v Speaker 3>If you order now, it will be fourteen dollars and

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<v Speaker 3>ninety five cents plus seven dollars ninety five cents shipping

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<v Speaker 3>and handling.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just if it's flight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it. Do you understand that I do

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<v Speaker 1>not want it?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever want to put some shimmer in one

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<v Speaker 3>of your belts or your pants?

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<v Speaker 4>You find it and you give it to your mother?

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<v Speaker 3>What credit card would you like to use it. This

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<v Speaker 3>time you are once stuf instead of a bitch. But

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<v Speaker 3>the be Dazzler is the fashion craze of the season, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to sell it in all?

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<v Speaker 3>Are there clothes that you were considering throwing away? No,

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<v Speaker 3>because if they were, you can now be dazzle them

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<v Speaker 3>with to be down.

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<v Speaker 1>No no no no no no no no no no

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no no no no.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in your generation of be dazzling with the Bee Dazzler.

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<v Speaker 2>As senior citizen or interested in your product.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you'd like to be dazzle your shawls.

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<v Speaker 4>You know you're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>I really think you're missing out.

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<v Speaker 4>Keep thinking that none of your business.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to talk to you reader, Please don't

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<v Speaker 3>speak on her behalf.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I don't want to be dazzlo Okay, you have

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<v Speaker 4>it for Margaret.

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<v Speaker 2>She don't want to be dazzlau Margaret margrets.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not send anything to this.

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<v Speaker 3>House I'm sending you. Do not send anything I'm solicited

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<v Speaker 3>to this house. If you're not happy with it, you

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<v Speaker 3>can return it with you.

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<v Speaker 1>You send me here, I'm solicited.

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<v Speaker 4>It's mo freak clear.

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<v Speaker 2>I got back.

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<v Speaker 3>Goodbye, miss hello, all right Jack, I keep going.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually she's calling me on my job line.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, connect the lines, let us hear it. Hello, huh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry this guy is cooled thirty something times from

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<v Speaker 3>Bedazzler Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the thing that you put these sparkles on

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<v Speaker 1>your clothes?

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<v Speaker 3>The case?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what did he want? He wants to sell us?

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<v Speaker 3>He sold us for Bedazzlers because now it's all my intmachine.

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<v Speaker 3>So you bought something you giant did not buy? Can

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<v Speaker 3>you play the message right?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>Three new messages? I guess Good afternoon. This is mister

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<v Speaker 4>Michael him at this time. If you can come to

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<v Speaker 4>your phone so we can complete this transaction. I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to put this purchase through if I cannot use you

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<v Speaker 4>in five seconds four three two one okay. Congratulations ladies

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<v Speaker 4>on the purchase of four be dazzlers. A great afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Hello, Hello, you should say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Go online, get his supervisor's number and play.

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<v Speaker 4>That for them.

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<v Speaker 3>Good afternoon. Hello, Hello, Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 3>with the Dazzler.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you now? We cut into the line and Margaret,

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<v Speaker 4>what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>He's in on the line.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like to be dazzled.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'll pass, but thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like to be phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran The

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show, and yeah tapping you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't help myself. You are so good and I

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<v Speaker 3>called this guy every name under.

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<v Speaker 4>The sun Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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