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Speaker 1: Hey Tom, Yeah yeah, your business idea sucks me? It sucks.

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Speaker 1: An app that tells you the best Teddy Bear stocks

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Speaker 1: to invest in at the right times. Teddy Bear investing

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Speaker 1: can't wait, I can't wait. Prank phone Calls investing. What yeah,

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Speaker 1: investing in prank phone calls just like this one? What

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Speaker 1: Did you just say this this is a prank phone call? Yes?

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Speaker 1: small business. This app. That actually doesn't sound bad. I mean,

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna read her email, okay before I

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Speaker 1: the email first, all right, So it says Hi Alex

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Speaker 1: and English Evan. Before you judge me, I want you

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Speaker 1: I just don't get like why women like date men

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Speaker 1: And of course you've already talked to your mistress Sarah,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, s Sarah, talk to me first. Now, let

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you, guys. I'm talking to Sarah

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Speaker 1: all right, Sarah, seriously, do not do this thing about

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Speaker 1: just block him and then messages. Why seriously, that guy

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Speaker 1: should get blown up, don't you think. Yeah, for sure, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: good day. The Jewils shows were of the Roses. The

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret Time for

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. And remember, if you have a secret

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Speaker 1: to tell us, you can tell us anything. Just text

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Speaker 1: in four one six one and say hey, guys, hello,

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Speaker 1: I have a dirty secret and I would like for

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Speaker 1: you to call me and ask me about it. And

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what we'll do. We'll call you and ask

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Speaker 1: you about it. Now, I don't know what I am Austrian.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure why that is like in between, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what happens in my head. Sometimes just say,

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Speaker 1: well traveled, I have anyway, you can come on the

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Speaker 1: show and tell us your secret, no matter what it is,

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Speaker 1: and you can tell us anything. Because you always remain anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody who calls in to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. Megan

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Speaker 1: the Stallion, whoa Meg? Hi? How are you good? How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm feeling pretty frisky? Okay? Is that your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Or is there more? Is that you

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Speaker 1: want to tell something else? Or that was what you

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Speaker 1: wanted to call up and say that you're feeling frisky?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I want to tell you somebody else. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: So this is my dirty little secret. Okay, I lost

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Speaker 1: my toothbrush a couple of weeks ago. Wow, hold on

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Speaker 1: a second, Juthin get more hating than that you lost

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Speaker 1: your toothbrush. We've had secrets told to us in the

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Speaker 1: dirty Little Secret segment on this show that probably could

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Speaker 1: have landed some people in jail. But this is by

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Speaker 1: far the most outrageous thing I've heard. Oh yeah, I know, crazy, right,

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Speaker 1: But that's not the whole secret. Obviously, I was hoping

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Speaker 1: there is more. So you lost your toothbrush two weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: and what does that have to do with your secret? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I've been too lazy to even go to the

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Speaker 1: store or order one online. Wow, you've lost your toothbrush

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Speaker 1: and it's not important enough to order one? Two weeks

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Speaker 1: without a toothbrushing you haven't wait, stop it, two weeks

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Speaker 1: two weeks tooth brushing. You haven't tried to get a

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Speaker 1: new one. I know, I know, but I'm not proud

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Speaker 1: of myself. But have you just not been brushing your

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Speaker 1: teeth for two weeks? Oh? God, no, this is where

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Speaker 1: the dirty part comes in. Oh, I've been using my

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Speaker 1: roommates toothbrush. I knew you're gonna say that somebody else's toothbrush.

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Speaker 1: Why that doesn't gross you out? I feel like she

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Speaker 1: won't notice, first of all, though, Well, like I said,

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Speaker 1: my roommate, but that doesn't gross you out? Though, I

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Speaker 1: think Alex wants to know if it grosses you out

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Speaker 1: though it. Yeah, I feel like I've used grosser people's

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Speaker 1: toothbrushes in the past. My roommate's not that bad. Why

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Speaker 1: don't you just get a new toothbrush. I'm getting to it,

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Speaker 1: I'll get This is a weird. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what to call it. Have you ever used anyone else's toothbrush?

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Speaker 1: Anyone in this room? I have only in case of

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Speaker 1: an emergency. An emergency, usually I'll use my finger. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: even an emergency, it's my finger. Really, I see, I've

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Speaker 1: used my girlfriends once or twice. I can't do it though,

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Speaker 1: but just can't do it. Yeah. When she found out

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Speaker 1: as well, she was very angry. Oh I would be too.

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Speaker 1: I think you did that to me ju Bowl. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you use a toothbrush without telling me. I didn't do

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Speaker 1: it on purpose? What you did it on purpose? No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't know where

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Speaker 1: mine was and I grabbed Alex's know where yours was,

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Speaker 1: so you grabbed all yes, yeah, no, even grab it

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Speaker 1: on purpose. I didn't go I'm going to purpose. I

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Speaker 1: think you did it though. Really, he's like digging the grape.

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Speaker 1: You have actually asked to use my toothbrush several times.

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Speaker 1: I have, yes, because there was God, we were somewhere

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Speaker 1: and it was like we're I don't know. It was

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Speaker 1: a time where like we couldn't go get toothbrush or something.

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Speaker 1: You want to use mine, and I was really grossed down.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, I don't remember doing that. Yeah I do.

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Speaker 1: Obviously it was starring that Okay, Okay, well I guess

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Speaker 1: you know what. Then, I guess I can't judge you

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Speaker 1: about the tooth toothbrush thing because apparently I do it,

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Speaker 1: so all right, well, good, well, at least there's one

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Speaker 1: person on this show that's got my back here. But

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Speaker 1: I didn't do it on purpose, like I didn't the

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Speaker 1: toothbrust thing. I don't know if I did on purpose,

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Speaker 1: but apparently it sounds like I did. I didn't have

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Speaker 1: your back on purpose. That's an accident. I forgot that

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Speaker 1: I try to use someone else toothbrush. Now I'm really

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Speaker 1: disappointed in myself. So I thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your very little secret. Though. All right, thanks a lot,

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Speaker 1: you guys. All right, what's your dirty little secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand The Jewels shows Idiots in the

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Speaker 1: News and Welcome to the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. The

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Speaker 1: news for Monday, February twenty twenty twenties twenty twenty second

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Speaker 1: February twenty twenty one. Thank you very much. Out. Did

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Speaker 1: I get through the whole thing correctly? Yeah? I think so.

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Speaker 1: All right, you know it. I'm jewel fresh and wearing

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Speaker 1: a muscle bound man with face tattoos. On your back

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Speaker 1: in a communal shower is apparently more comfortable than just

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Speaker 1: wearing a mask. What What What I mean by that

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Speaker 1: is people are going to insane means just to not

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Speaker 1: wear masks. What are they doing? And two men walked

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Speaker 1: into a hotel in Florida the other day, of course,

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Speaker 1: posed as US marshals and flashed fake credentials to get

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Speaker 1: out of wearing their masks. Obviously it's a new story

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Speaker 1: because they were both arrested for impersonating federal officers and

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Speaker 1: now are facing some serious jail time. Oh god, all

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Speaker 1: because they couldn't just mask it. I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: You know, I might be the only person I know

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Speaker 1: that likes the mask, okay, because my face doesn't move

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Speaker 1: a lot, and I have a scowl on my face

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Speaker 1: all the time, so people don't think I'm happy, and

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Speaker 1: they think I'm scowling at them in green I'm a jerk.

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Speaker 1: I have resting jerk face, so when I wear a mask,

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Speaker 1: people can't see my face. Yeah, it is nice to

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Speaker 1: hide my face. I like doing it. Yeah, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't really like it because it messes up my makeup

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Speaker 1: and also I can't breathe that well. Yeah, says that

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Speaker 1: I would like it. Now, is it better to just

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Speaker 1: wear the mask or federal prison time? Prison? Prison? At

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Speaker 1: at least in prison, you don't have to worry now

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Speaker 1: about wearing a most ill bet they do a makeup

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Speaker 1: They probably probably do. Now Now you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: wear a mask and also be in prison. That's dumb.

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Speaker 1: That would make you an idiot in the news all right,

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Speaker 1: this is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: or idiots aren't just in the news. They report the

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Speaker 1: news for our next story of the day, lits And

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Speaker 1: it's Alex Fresh, who's on location somewhere Los Angeles where

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Speaker 1: I always am. So Billy Eilash is dealing with the

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Speaker 1: stalker right now, Billy I that's that kids that sings

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Speaker 1: all the music, wears the green in the black, and

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Speaker 1: she seems angry to me. It was the best when

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Speaker 1: we Alex's daughter, my step daughter, because Alexander Mary didn't

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Speaker 1: know that her name is Bella. She went to the

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Speaker 1: Billy Eilish concert and it was so fun to drive

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Speaker 1: there the whole way with her and her friends. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they were fourteen years old at the time. It was

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Speaker 1: so fun to drive there and do that the whole time,

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Speaker 1: and watch how much they hated it just rolls from

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Speaker 1: the back. Bet Well, there's been somebody camped outside of

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Speaker 1: her house since like last summer. Supposedly now he can't though,

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Speaker 1: because he has to, say, two hundred yards away from

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Speaker 1: her because and her parents. Good, But there was one

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Speaker 1: like and he wrote her letters. One of the letters

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Speaker 1: that I could see right here just starts off with, Hey, Billy,

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Speaker 1: my name is well, you probably already know it's John Hurley.

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Speaker 1: You probably already know I've been in parentheses. That says

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Speaker 1: Lucifer the Morning Star. Oh my god. Wow, how did

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Speaker 1: he get the pens and the paper to keep sending

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Speaker 1: a letters? I think that's the way to think about

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Speaker 1: your stores. Doesn't mean you don't can't have a pen

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Speaker 1: and paper. Okay, when you're homeless and you want to

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Speaker 1: write Billy Eilash some letters, you'll find some paper and

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Speaker 1: a pen. I don't know, Alex. Don't sit outside of

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Speaker 1: any celebrity's house and make death threats and send them letters. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that is a hot tip. Yeah, that is a good tip.

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Speaker 1: So that's all I have here, hot tip here from

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, sending it back to you. Thank you very much, Alex.

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Speaker 1: This is the Iron n the idiot news network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it to English Ovan,

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Speaker 1: who is on location at this year's My Little Pony

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Speaker 1: Convention picketing the fact that there isn't more redheaded representation

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Speaker 1: in the pony world. That's true. Actually, have you had

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Speaker 1: a chance to interview Twilight Sparkle yet? Yes, she said,

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Speaker 1: I hate redheads. So now I know why rich, wealthy,

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Speaker 1: powerful people are out of touch and tend to live

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Speaker 1: lives that no one can relate to. When you're rich

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Speaker 1: and powerful, really nothing affects you, no, nothing at all.

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Speaker 1: Just getting your private jet and go somewhere. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: obviously the whole country right now is being devastated by

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Speaker 1: winter storms. Texas has been hit really hard and some

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Speaker 1: places are even declaring a state of emergency. But there

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Speaker 1: is one lucky guy, one lucky rich guy Texas. Send

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Speaker 1: it to Ted Cruise because he has gone to Mexico. Yep,

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Speaker 1: oh absolutely nuts. Yeah, but this is what politicians do,

592
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Speaker 1: whether you like Ted Cruise or not. He's a politician, right.

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Speaker 1: Politicians always spend everything you do, leave right, you definitely

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Speaker 1: leave because you don't want to be there through all

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Speaker 1: that also cold, yeah, all that kind of stuff. You

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Speaker 1: want to go get some sun, hang out in Mexico, right,

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Speaker 1: of course, who wouldn't, So you go. I had to, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I had to be available to help it. What

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Speaker 1: if I can't go to the office, whatever, I can't

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Speaker 1: meet with people. I have to be here where I

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Speaker 1: know that there's good wifie. I've got the power and

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Speaker 1: I've got Pina Coladas and ESPN, So I have to

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Speaker 1: be comfortable to work for you guys. Yeah, politician, he

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Speaker 1: has been getting bashed online and I think rightfully. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was caught like in the plane, right, people are

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Speaker 1: taking pictures of him boarding the plane. It's like higher

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Speaker 1: a jet. I mean like Uper probably has jets now

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Speaker 1: you can rent. Come on me. You're about solicition. Job, lady,

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Speaker 1: you might tad gonna have money? Yeah? Hello, lose job,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, job Jose wow yo. Job sounds like nothing.

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Speaker 1: And that was the i n N, the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news report the news.

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Speaker 1: Make sure to tune in tomorrow the same time for

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Speaker 1: another horror or ditty report from I n N News

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Speaker 1: News the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone

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Speaker 1: frame Mornings on its twenties. Hello. Hi, this is Sad

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Speaker 1: calling from our fitness I was looking for Chase. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a Chase. Hey. So, um, I see your

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Speaker 1: name on the list. You're for a gym appointment, and

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Speaker 1: I saw that you have an a point before tomorrow

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Speaker 1: at one o'clock in the afternoon. Yes, sir, yeah, not anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm not have to ask you not to come in.

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Speaker 1: What what's wrong? Well, Chase, I think you know what

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Speaker 1: you have done here a few times, so we're going

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Speaker 1: to just kind of go ahead and ask you not

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Speaker 1: to come back into the gym. I'm I'm confused. I

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Speaker 1: don't really understand what I could have done. I think

628
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Speaker 1: you must be making a stake somewhere. You don't really

629
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: gonna sit here and tell me you have no recollection

630
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: of how you've destroyed the bathroom the last few times

631
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: you're in here. No, yes, because I've used some I

632
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: don't even use the bathroom every time I come. Um,

633
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: yes you do. And guess who has had the luxury

634
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: of cleaning it up the last couple of times. I

635
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: didn't know you were coming in today or what I

636
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: brought my has matt suit. That's why I'm asking you

637
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: not to come back in. It's disgusting what you do. Look, everybody,

638
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: you have to use the bathroom once or twice. Me

639
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: like I've used the bathroom. That's part of the region. Okay,

640
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: I do not appreciates. All right, Well, then were you

641
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: roid raging and drinking a chocolate protein shake and then

642
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: threw it against the wall. Is that what you were doing? Then?

643
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me. I don't want to have to

644
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: clean that up again. You need to a handle on

645
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: your customer service here. Okay, okay, this is big. You've

646
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: been very rude. Well, you need to get a handle

647
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: on your bowels. I told you I didn't do anything

648
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: like that. Oh, so you mean to tell me that

649
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: every single time you've been in here, the bathroom has

650
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: more DNA evidence all over it than a CSI crime scene.

651
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: And it's not you. I'm making that up. No, No,

652
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: it's not me. I don't know what you're talking about

653
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: or who you're talking about, but you have You are

654
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: very mistaken. I did not poop all over your wall.

655
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to tell you this chase.

656
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: But you've been caught red handed. Okay, I know it's you.

657
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Cought red handed? Well, I

658
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: guess you're right. I shouldn't have said red handed. I

659
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: should have said brown handed, hot, But anyway, I caught

660
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: you whatever color hand do you want? No, it was

661
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: not me, I swear. Look, I know it's you. I

662
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: know it's you that's been destroying the bathroom because last

663
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: time you were in and last time you wrecked it,

664
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: I installed cameras and I watched the whole thing. You

665
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: put cameras in the bathroom, every single toilet. I don't

666
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: know if it is, but you know what, at this point,

667
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: I don't care. And I saw exactly what you were

668
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: doing in there. You were filming me in the bathroom. Well,

669
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: I wasn't filming you in the bathroom. I had a

670
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: camera in there and I was watching my laptop in

671
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 1: another room. I'm not a weirdo. No, that is still

672
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: pretty weird. In fact, that is criminal. I'm calling the cops.

673
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: You know what should be illegal. I should call the

674
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: cops on you because of what you've been doing in

675
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: the bathroom and how you've been ruining it. You want

676
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 1: to call the cops on me, I'll call the cops

677
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: on you. Let's do it, cop battle me and you.

678
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 1: You're you're calling the cops on me. I know I'm

679
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: calling the cops on your cops. Cop idiot, that's what

680
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: you call the cops on me. I'm calling cops on

681
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: your cops. And guess what, my cops that I gonna

682
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 1: call are gonna be able to dance? Can yours? Didn't

683
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: think so? Mother? What's going on is this is this

684
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: is actually Jubile from The Jewel Show doing a phone

685
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: prank on you. Oh, and your girlfriend set you up. Okay,

686
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: she says that you are really excited to get back

687
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: in the gym, and she wanted me to mess with

688
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: you about it. So I'm so mad at her. I

689
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: think you're all good. So enjoy the gym, try not

690
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: to destroy the bathroom, and don't ever call cops on

691
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 1: my cops because my cops exactly wake up every morning

692
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: with Jebil phone pranks the Jewel Show on demand first

693
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: date follow up. I have no idea why the dude

694
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: on the phone for a first date follow up today

695
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: isn't getting a call back? Really, no idea, no idea,

696
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: not going to call back on the girl who want

697
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: to date with. And he's what they call in the

698
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: dating world a real catch. Really. I think he plays guitar. Oh,

699
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 1: one of those yeah, one of those dudes, and ladies

700
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: love guys that can just whip it out, playful him.

701
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: That's kind of hot, you know. So I guess he

702
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: did that on his first date. And now he's not

703
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: getting a call back. His name is Colton, of course,

704
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: that sounds like Colton. How are you? I'm good? How

705
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: are you guys doing? Not too bad? I'm surprised you're

706
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 1: not getting a call back. What first of all, before

707
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: we get into your date, what's her name? Her name

708
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: is Anna Leisee Anna Lee. Have you already written a

709
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: song about her? No? I haven't written a song about her.

710
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: Not eat your ex girlfriend. Your email said that you

711
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: guys actually went out on two dates and the last

712
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: time you saw her though, she came to your house

713
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: and you said that everything seemed perfect. Yeah, it was weird.

714
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: We met online, like we matched on an app, and

715
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: we were like, let's get coffee, really casual. That went fine,

716
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: and then I invited her. I was like, hey, let

717
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: me cook dinner for you. We have dinner and watch

718
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: a movie at my place. Okay, so Netflix and chill.

719
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: The implication was a little that's lascivious to that, but

720
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: that was the general idea. Yeah, come over, we'll see

721
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: what happens, all right. And what happened, Yeah, well I

722
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: thought it went well. I made her dinner. Oh, I

723
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: made her just like chicken mozzarella thing. A chicken mozzarella thing.

724
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: Sounds delicious, chicken mozzarella thing. Don't ask what's in it.

725
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: It was look spag It was looks spaghetti with chicken

726
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: on the side, with mazzarella and like panco break from

727
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: so like chicken parmasan. Yeah, basically like chicken parma. I'm

728
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: noticing it's it's basically it's not a great cook. This

729
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: was me like stretching my my my boundaries of comfort.

730
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: I was trying to impress her. How do you think

731
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: your chicken farm went over on your date? Honestly, I

732
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: thought it was fine, like I thought, I thought it

733
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: tasted good. She seemed to like it. Uh, she cleaned

734
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: her plate. I mean she ate it all um. And

735
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: you know, then we were like, what's watch a movie?

736
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: We put on you've got mail, you've got mail. Well,

737
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: so that we've both seen them and like, you know,

738
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: so we can kind of talk while the movies on,

739
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: you know, something you don't have to pay attention to. Yeah.

740
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: So at what point Colton, did you whip your guitar out? Oh? God? Uh? Yeah.

741
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: So I have, like, um, you know, you can like

742
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: hang guitars like on your wall like you have like

743
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,879
Speaker 1: a mount. I have a couple of guitars like hanging

744
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: on my wall. And when she got there, she had

745
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: kind of made a comment about it, and yeah, She's like, oh,

746
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: nice guitars like my setup. And I was like cool, thanks.

747
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: So like after like after the movie's kind of wrapping up,

748
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: we start making out a little bit nothing crazy, and

749
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: then I'm like I got an idea, like, you know,

750
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: what would really be a cool like Snooth movie. I'll

751
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: play our song? Oh yeah, And I played her song.

752
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: She seemed to dig it, and you know, the night

753
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: kind of wrapped up and she went home and I

754
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: thought it was great. Yeah, Well it wasn't that great,

755
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: was it? She went home? Yeah? I look, I respect

756
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: whatever people want to do. I'm not going to push anything.

757
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: So how long has it been since your guys's date

758
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,919
Speaker 1: about a week and a half. Haven't heard. I haven't

759
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: heard a thing nothing, you know. I texted her like

760
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: one or two or three times, like hey, what's up,

761
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: but like nothing. Dang wow. Okay, well that sucks. And

762
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: you shared your music with her? Yeah, I don't know.

763
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: It seemed perfect. I can't figure it out. She just

764
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,959
Speaker 1: hasn't talked to me. Weird. I don't know. Okay, Well,

765
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: we will play a song come back, or unless you

766
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: want to play one of your songs, we'll play on

767
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: play a song come back. Yeah, we'll play a song

768
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: come back, and then we'll call her and see what

769
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: went wrong and why she's not calling you back. All right,

770
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: all right, all right man, hang on one second. You'll

771
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,919
Speaker 1: get your first date follow up. Next, it's a jewel show.

772
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: If you just missed the first part of today's first

773
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: Date follow up. Colton is on the phone. He hasn't

774
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: gotten a call back from this woman that he really likes,

775
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: named Annalise. The last time he saw her, she came

776
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 1: over to his house. He made her dinner, they watched Netflix,

777
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: and she noticed guitars on his wall. Colton can play

778
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: guitar and sing a little bit, so he serenaded her.

779
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: He thought that it was sexy and that her heart melted,

780
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: yeah and all that stuff. Yeah, but it sounds like

781
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: it didn't really work because she left. Did you guys

782
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: kiss before before she left? By the way, I didn't

783
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: ask you. Um yeah, I UI have like a good

784
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: night kiss, but like the making out was before the

785
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: playing and like, okay, all right, so well, I mean

786
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: you made out, that's pretty good exactly the end. Yeah.

787
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: If you if you're making out in the middle and

788
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: then you just get like a peck on the cheek

789
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: at the end, something might have happened. Yeah. So he

790
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: hasn't heard from her in a week and a half.

791
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: He's been texting her and no response. So we were

792
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: about to call her right now and see if we

793
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: can figure out what happened. And Colton, you said that

794
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: everything went fine on your first date. Normally there's something else.

795
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: So we're gonna ask you before we make the phone call,

796
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: like we do with everybody. Is there anything that you're

797
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: not telling us? Yeah, I've heard all the time. There

798
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: was nothing weird. I promise right, well, we believe you,

799
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: yea exactly all right, I'm gonna dollar phone right now

800
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: and see if we can get you another date. Okay?

801
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: Or all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I

802
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: speak to analyse. Please. Hi, this is Shame. Well I

803
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: was looking for Annalyiz. Who is this? That's a good question. Yeah,

804
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: this is the Jewel Show. My name's Jewbil, my name

805
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: is Alex, my name's Evan, and it's the Jewil Show.

806
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: Like I said, do you know who the Jewil Show is?

807
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: Do you? I've heard of it. Why are you calling me? Oh? Well,

808
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: thanks for hearing about it. Yeah, appreciate it. We're calling

809
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 1: you because we do a segment on the show called

810
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: the First Date follow Up. It's where if you go

811
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then end up

812
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: blowing them off, they can email us to get you

813
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: on the phone and figure out what happened. And you

814
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: recently went on a date with one of our listeners, okay?

815
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: Any Yeah? Have you been out on a bunch of

816
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: dates in the last couple weeks? No, not a bunch, okay,

817
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: this one? Okay, So why don't you give us the

818
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: name of the list the person that you want on

819
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: a date with, Yeah, the listener of ours, and we'll

820
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: tell you if you're right cool in. Yeah, yeah, Colton.

821
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: Colton is the listener of this show. Listener who emailed

822
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: us and said that he went actually on two dates

823
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 1: with you right coffee, and then the last time he

824
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: saw you went over to his house to watch some

825
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: Netflix and have him make you chicken palm. He told

826
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: you all that that's true. He also told us that

827
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: he hasn't heard from you in a week and a

828
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 1: half and he's been trying to get ahold of you,

829
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:46,959
Speaker 1: so he doesn't know what's up. So what's up? Oh? Yeah,

830
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: I guess everything. Everything went, Okay, what do you what

831
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: do you want to know what? We just want to

832
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: know what the reason is that you want talk to him? Now? Yeah?

833
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: Why you ghost in him? Did something happen on your date? Yeah?

834
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: I just said this one thing that just rubbed me

835
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: the wrong way. Oh it wasn't so he didn't rub

836
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: me the right way. Yeah, it was it literally he

837
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: rubbed you the wrong way figuratively. Okay, okay, okay, that's good.

838
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: I guess Yeah what did he do? Um? I asked him?

839
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: So he had these guitars mounted on his wall and

840
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: I think they were cool. Oh you know of them?

841
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: We know of the guitars. You asked about his guitars,

842
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: he grabbed one and played you a song that's and

843
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: he said it seemed like you liked it. Um, I

844
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: liked the idea of it. He just kind of I

845
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: don't know if the music took over or what, but

846
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: he ended up setting up this whole production pretty much.

847
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: I mean he had audio playing from his phone as

848
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: the background music, background music. What do you mean by that?

849
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: Like he was drumming along to the soundtrack. It was.

850
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: It was just successive. It was just like a whole

851
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: theater show. Yeah, he did. Don't mention that. Yeah, I

852
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: mean those people like to perform, you know, musicians, they're

853
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: like super music and they're it was definitely a performance.

854
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: It was definitely a performance. So you don't like that, yeah,

855
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: But also the song choice. He played a Taylor Swift

856
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: song wait, like on his guitar. Yes, well, honey, his

857
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: guitar and I guess the background music he was playing,

858
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, the background music was just like

859
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: sounds and humming along to the to the bet it was.

860
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: It was a lot the t Swift fan So that's

861
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 1: kind of odd. Yeah, it's a little odd. Serenading you

862
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: was one thing, but he chose Taylor Swift of all

863
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: people kind of went on for such an extended period

864
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: of time. So he started doing that song. It's like,

865
00:44:51,719 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 1: it's like, you belong with me, Ohls, you belong with me.

866
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: It's great. What's the problem? Oh, I was gonna. I

867
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: was actually gonna call Culton on right now and ask

868
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: him what the name of the song is. Anyway, I go,

869
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: So it's probably good that you just jumped on there. Calton,

870
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: thank you. I appreciate that. Very good timing. You are

871
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: an artist, sir an tell you. Yeah, I forgot to

872
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 1: tell you that Calton is actually online listening and wants

873
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: to talk to you. I'm hi sorry that you. I

874
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: thought you liked Taylor Swift. I mean you mentioned I

875
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: don't know, I asked you if you liked Taylor Swift,

876
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,439
Speaker 1: like on our first date. You were like, yeah, she's good.

877
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: I thought you liked her. Yeah she's good. I like her.

878
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: She's fine. Are you really not calling me back because

879
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: I played you a Taylor Swift song. I'm just not

880
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: really go at. It's nothing personal. I mean, I had

881
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: a nice time, but I'm just not really So that

882
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 1: was it because it was an old Taylor Swift song.

883
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: I personally just wanted to celebrate that she's re recording

884
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: all of her songs to you know, the scoter bron

885
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: the bronze stuff. I just wanted to of a Swifty

886
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 1: when Look when when the Lover Tour was canceled because

887
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: of COVID, I was heartbroken. So I am completely unashamed

888
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: of who I love and what I love and the

889
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: fact that she's going to disrespect me and disrespect Taylor

890
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: like that doesn't really make me want to go on

891
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: another date whether Wow, well this is okay. I'm not

892
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: saying I don't respect Kaylor Swift. I just wasn't really

893
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: that into it. I mean, it was just you performing

894
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: it on a date was a little weird to me. No,

895
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: you disrespected Taylor Swift because any true Swifty, any true

896
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: good person, would have appreciated what I was doing. I mean,

897
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: it does sound nice, it's sweet, its romantic, but it's

898
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: not everybody. I'm not disrespecting Taylor. It was your performance.

899
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: I like Taylor said, Oh that is both. You don't

900
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: respect Taylor Swift. You're worth with Scooter Braun. Wow, I

901
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: don't know what that means. That is too fun too far. Yeah, Colton,

902
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: we don't use that kind of language on this show.

903
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: The scooter braun word. Colton. I'm gonna ask you to

904
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: cool off for just a second and at least would

905
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: you like to go on another another date with Colton?

906
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I am fine, thank you.

907
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: I am also fine with that. Okay, good luck you guys.

908
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: Jubils First Date follow up The Jewils Show on Demand

909
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Wow. I gotta say, I think

910
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: we might be the first people to ever talk to

911
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: this person ever. Ever. It's a Jewel show. It's time

912
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: for Dirty Little Secret. If you text in it four

913
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: one h six one, you tell us you have a

914
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: dirty little secret that you want to share on the show.

915
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: Share on the show. If you want to share right

916
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: on the show. If you want to share it on

917
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: the show, you can and we'll keep you anonymous. Nobody

918
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: will ever know who you are. That's why everybody gets

919
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now, Packs

920
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: Jolie Pitt Angelina Jolie Son, Brad Pitt's son, one of

921
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: their older ones. They adult, did him right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

922
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: Well anyway, Packs is like an adult now, right, yeah,

923
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: let's see what he sounds like. Packs Jolie Pitt, how

924
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: are you doing? Hey, what's up? Yeah? Definitely an adult?

925
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: Why am I so stunted this right now? I cannot

926
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: believe you're an adult right now? Do you know how

927
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: fast you grew up right in front of all of

928
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: our eyes? Yeah? I know. It's crazy time really fly. Yeah,

929
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: and you have dirty little secrets in everything? Yeah? Oh yeah,

930
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: well you know my parents. I'm sure you have a lot.

931
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: And I'm a little excited here. Yeah. What's your dirty

932
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: little secret? Though? Man? Well, I've been dating this girl

933
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: for about a year now. We're coming up on our

934
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: anniversary soon, and there's something that she doesn't know. Obviously.

935
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: It's a little secret that I'm scared to tell her. Okay,

936
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,360
Speaker 1: it's not gonna like break the relationship up, is it. No?

937
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't think it's on that level of like portrayal.

938
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll know, maybe, Alex, I'll be able to tell

939
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 1: you for sure. We've been together for about a year,

940
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: you know, anniversary is coming up, and she's a banker,

941
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: and my ax was a banker as well. Just you

942
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: back in your way through all the bankers in town.

943
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: So weird I just need someone to forge these checks. Yeah.

944
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: This is dirtyc this is dirty little secret. So I

945
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't surprise you if you're like, yeah, I'm dating banker

946
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: so that they can forge checks for me. Yeah, yeah,

947
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: that's my I'm a bank robber. So basically that's kind

948
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,959
Speaker 1: of like the running joke with me and my friends

949
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: is that like I only I only date like bankers

950
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But yeah, so she she's worked

951
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: at a bank, and um, you know everything going on

952
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: right now. She was actually laid off about six months ago,

953
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: so she's been like just interviewing and interviewing and applying

954
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: and just like crazy. And about a month ago she

955
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: got a job at a bank. Okay, that's good. Yeah,

956
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: yeah it's great. But um, her boss is actually my ex.

957
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Does she know? No? And I know

958
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: why she doesn't know it is because when she came home,

959
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: she's like boasting about how great her boss is she was,

960
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: and you were just sitting there like, oh, yeah, she's great.

961
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 1: Did break up with her or did she break up

962
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: with you? M I broke up with her Okay, okay,

963
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: So this makes it even weirder though, if you think

964
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 1: about it, If she does know that she's your girlfriend's boss.

965
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: She's like being awesome to her and trying to befriend her.

966
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh why is that? I don't know? Huh. I just

967
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: think that if your ex hasn't said anything to your girlfriend,

968
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: it's one of two reasons. Is there because she doesn't

969
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: know for whatever reason, or she's waiting for your girlfriend

970
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: to tell her or say something to see if she knows.

971
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: And if she, you know, she can tell that she

972
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: doesn't know. Pretty sure she's not gonna say anything and

973
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: just act normal. And who knows how your x fiells is.

974
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:17,359
Speaker 1: She's still in love with you, Like how I don't

975
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: know how things ended. She's trying to get dirt on you.

976
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, I don't know. Yeah, so did it end

977
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: on bad terms? It did not end well at all.

978
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: Are you worried about your girlfriend finding out that she's

979
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: working for your ex? Because like that go that pool

980
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: go is gonna one day be like why didn't you

981
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 1: say anything in this? Then you just gotta lie and

982
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: be like I didn't know that it was her. This

983
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: is the only time ever Alex is supporting lying, right, Yeah,

984
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: I mean, man, that girl's gonna have a broken heart. Yeah,

985
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: I've got a better idea for you. Uh yeah, what

986
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: do you What do you think I should do? Fake

987
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: your own death and skip down. I think that's the

988
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: only way you're getting out of it. What's your dirty

989
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 1: little secret? Did Jebel show on demand?