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Speaker 1: My husband is divorcing me because I'm infernal, But now

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Speaker 1: he's saying infertility wasn't the only reason he left me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also, you smell bad and you stinking ugly. Oh goodness,

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Speaker 1: sill get out of here. I'm an absolute treck. Well,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Reddit. You'll find good company here.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 1: Countless consultations, too many tests, account five rounds of IVF.

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Speaker 2: Five, there's a lot of rounds. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Months of crying myself to sleep, and now the only

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Speaker 1: source of happiness in my life is gone. That is

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Speaker 1: a doozy of a first sentence. It really is, my goodness,

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Speaker 1: the past year has been really difficult to me. Last July,

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Speaker 1: my mother passed away, and it had been her dream

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Speaker 1: to see me, her only daughter, ripe with children, and

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Speaker 1: I'm devastated that she didn't get to experience that.

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Speaker 2: Poor op dang bro. To add to that, in November,

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Speaker 2: I was laid off.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and now the consequences of that have been coming

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Speaker 1: to a head because husband and I can no longer

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Speaker 1: afford another round of IVF and can barely afford my

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Speaker 1: appointments as expensive as if we've learned on this show,

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Speaker 1: so expensive not cheap. My husband and I have been

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Speaker 1: dreaming of the good life. Two kids, a dog, and

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Speaker 1: a pretty little house in the country. All of that

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Speaker 1: came crashing down two days ago. He had just arrived

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Speaker 1: from home from work, and I greeted him with a

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Speaker 1: and he walked right by me. He looked at me

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Speaker 1: soberly and told me to sit down. Oh man, oh

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Speaker 1: he is.

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Speaker 3: It's not going to be like, Hey, I got you

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Speaker 3: that new diamond necklace you wanted, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: No, not going to be that.

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Speaker 1: As I sat, I could feel my heart sinking in

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Speaker 1: my chest, although I didn't know why. He placed a

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Speaker 1: couple pieces of paper on the table and slid them

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Speaker 1: towards me, and buried his head into his hands and

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Speaker 1: let out what sounded like a quiet sob. I looked down, shaking,

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Speaker 1: and saw that he was serving me divorce papers.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Everything after that is a blur. I have memories of

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Speaker 1: him telling me that he loved me and he was

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Speaker 1: so sorry, but that he had been miserable and if

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Speaker 1: I wasn't able to have a child, he couldn't stay

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Speaker 1: with me. He told me that he was a monster

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Speaker 1: and that he couldn't shake his biological imperative anymore.

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Speaker 2: At least he admits he's a dick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at least we'd both agreed early on that if

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Speaker 1: we couldn't have children, we wouldn't adop because we wanted

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Speaker 1: biological children. Please don't judge us. He used to hold

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Speaker 1: me at night and tell me that he would never

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Speaker 1: leave me no matter what. That being childless was okay

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Speaker 1: and I was worth it. I now know that that

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Speaker 1: was a lie. Oh. I can't blame him, though, because

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Speaker 1: it was me who was hindering the relationship. I am

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Speaker 1: the broken one.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: His sister and best friend came over yesterday to help

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Speaker 1: him pack up his things, and I just laid in

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Speaker 1: to pay for our home for the next four months

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Speaker 1: the house. I'm devastated. How could he do this to me?

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Speaker 1: My life is over? What are your thoughts? I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: do you think like the husband is an asshole for this?

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Speaker 4: Or I think yes? And the reason why is because

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Speaker 4: she mentioned like, oh, he used to hold me at

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Speaker 4: night and tell me it's okay that we can't have

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Speaker 4: children together. Change the conversation before this point to be like,

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Speaker 4: I think I'm changing my mind.

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Speaker 3: There could have been more communication.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like like just coming with the divorce papers, yeah,

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Speaker 1: without having a conversation first, Like I feel like a

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Speaker 1: conversation before that, like, hey, like I'm really unhappy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how to deal with these emotions.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Put it out there, yeah, just like just like say hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm unhappy, yeah, and then talk about it, and then

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Speaker 1: if you're still unhappy, like down the line, then divorce papers.

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Speaker 3: Then it's at least less of a blow.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is like and Opie has just been going

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Speaker 1: through it, exactly through it and then like just to

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Speaker 3: It also makes you wonder like is there is there

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Speaker 3: something else?

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Speaker 1: Well, there is an update, Oh of course there is.

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Speaker 2: Let's hope Ope's life gets a little better. Yeah it won't. Maybe,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, we'll see.

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Speaker 1: On Saturday afternoon, everything came crashing down again.

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Speaker 2: Oh pee fuck.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to block everything out of my mind

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Speaker 1: and binge watched Netflix. When the doorbell rang, my heart

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Speaker 1: tightened as it walked towards the door and opened it.

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Speaker 1: It was my husband. He looked terrible, almost worse than

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Speaker 1: I did. Without looking me in the eye. He asked

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Speaker 1: I moved my body to the side of the doorway

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Speaker 1: to kiss him and punch him all at the same time.

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Speaker 1: We sat down on the couch. She got in silence

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Speaker 1: for what seemed like ten minutes. Oh God, this is

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Speaker 1: not funny, but how OPI wrote this is a little funny.

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Speaker 1: He finally spoke, and all he said was infertile old maid.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Infertil old maid is the us in.

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Speaker 3: Come on, Opie, you're better than that.

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Speaker 2: I was silent.

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Speaker 1: We sat for two more minutes before I finally had

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Speaker 1: the courage to ask, is that all you wanted to say?

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Speaker 1: He shook his head and began to tear up, which

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Speaker 1: of course caused me to tear up. He again buried

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Speaker 1: he'd been feeling like he was missing out on fatherhood.

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Speaker 1: I told him through tears that I understand and didn't

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Speaker 1: He told me that wasn't it. He told me that

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Speaker 1: he had been seeing a young woman at his work

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Speaker 1: He claimed his insecurities about his lack of family was

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Speaker 2: To be with me. I didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: I just started to scream, yelling him to get out

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Speaker 1: Driving back into town, I looked at my phone and

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Speaker 1: texted me things like how he was so sorry that

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Speaker 1: she was nothing blah blah blah. I didn't delete any

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Speaker 1: for my lawyer to see. Oh when I ride back

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Speaker 1: to my house, he was no longer there. I walked

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Speaker 1: a very long message about what had just happened today.

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Speaker 1: My lawyer got back to me and told me to

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Speaker 1: come first thing on Tuesday morning. Husband has not tried

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Speaker 1: that read, I love you, infertile old maid. I fed

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Speaker 1: up and I'm sorry for hurting you. If you ever

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Speaker 1: need me, I'll be here for you. My mind is

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Speaker 1: I have yet to tell any of my friends and

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Speaker 1: be able to Holy shit, that was I think one

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Speaker 1: of the saddest stories.

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Speaker 2: Of Yeah, we've read one of the sad ones.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, nothing really funny about it except the infertile old

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Speaker 1: maide stuff. No. Yeah, maybe chose to refer to yourself,

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Speaker 1: which honestly is like even sadder because like that's how

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Speaker 1: she's thinking of herself. Yeah, you know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what do you think op should do? Like, do you

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Speaker 1: think OPI should break up, you know, to serve those

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Speaker 1: divorce papers, go through with a divorce. Do you think

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Speaker 2: Let me know the comments put it in also if

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Speaker 2: you've been in this situation, Yeah, let us know too. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but John, what do you think? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Man, I mean I think she's doing the right thing.

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Speaker 4: I also want to say this real quick. The husband

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Speaker 4: about it, right, Yeah, had those conversations prepared her and

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Speaker 4: that led to like, okay, ultimately, like you know, as

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Speaker 4: Then then you find a new partner, and if someone's

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Speaker 4: I can't during this. I need to figure this out

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Speaker 4: before I even begin to think about, you know, getting

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Speaker 4: with somebody else. So, like if he had done all

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Speaker 4: want they both wanted biological children, right, but cheating is

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Speaker 4: but cheating and and not being honest and communicating initially

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Speaker 2: Have communicated, communicating the feelings.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, all that being said, I definitely think OPI

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Speaker 1: the A whole even before he cheated.

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Speaker 3: Uh maybe not.

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Speaker 2: The communicate Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 4: And uh yeah, I think at this point it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: go through with it, like probably, you know, get the

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Speaker 4: Like I don't know.

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Speaker 1: What else, Yeah, one could do that's a pretty tough situation. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: if op he's not a writer already like what made

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Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, it's like well written. But let

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Speaker 1: us know what you think. That was a doozy. I

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Speaker 1: hope everyone is okay after that story. We love you,

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Speaker 1: we love you.

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Speaker 2: And hey.

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Speaker 1: Also, if you're going through anything like this, like, just

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Speaker 1: things will get better, because how the fuck could they

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Speaker 1: get worse?

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Speaker 3: That is true?

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Speaker 2: All right, We'll see you guys next. Let you guys today,

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Speaker 2: I afked up by communicating.

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Speaker 3: With my wife what you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, communicating something, but probably something not good.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: One of the most important parts of a healthy relationship

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Speaker 1: is communication, right.

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Speaker 3: I would I would say that's accurate.

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Speaker 1: Yay, doctor, your partner you say, hey, this is what

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling. How are you feeling? And they say this

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Speaker 1: is what I'm feeling you feeling and goes back and

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Speaker 1: forth until you die.

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Speaker 2: Ye it does. That thought was on my mind this morning.

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Speaker 1: When I woke up next to my beautiful wife, the

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Speaker 1: morning sunlight made her skin glow with an aura I'm

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Speaker 1: sure one could only see through my eyes.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cute, beautiful, Oh he loves her.

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Speaker 1: I shuffled over to her side of the bed, trying

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Speaker 1: to be as gentle as I could. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: preserve that moment, but I couldn't resist the urge to

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Speaker 1: be closer to her. I settled in with my head,

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Speaker 1: laying next to hers and looking directly into her eyes.

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Speaker 1: Her beautiful blue eyes. Her closed eyelids could never hide

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Speaker 1: what I knew to be the most lovely eyes the

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Speaker 1: planet ever, the planet has ever seen.

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Speaker 2: This man is sweet.

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Speaker 1: She must have felt me there, because her eyes began

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Speaker 1: to slowly open. Just when I thought I couldn't feel

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Speaker 1: any more content in my life. She smiles at me.

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Speaker 1: I smile right back at her. With the thought of

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Speaker 1: communication on my mind, I promptly said, you don't let

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Speaker 1: me smooon with you while we sleep, because you'll fart

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Speaker 1: on my dick.

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Speaker 2: Right now, my wife wouldn't talk to me.

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Speaker 4: What what a first thought to have? I mean, also,

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Speaker 4: first thing waking up like that's just like straight to

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Speaker 4: the races.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like, also, you don't you don't spoon when

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Speaker 1: when when sleeping because of dick Furt Apparently. I guess

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Speaker 1: she doesn't let them spoon because of that potential risk.

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Speaker 1: I guess that's the situation happening here. Jeez, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's actually the situation though. I think

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Speaker 1: it could just be like, maybe it's uncomfortable, you know,

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Speaker 1: get me hot and sweaty like your boy. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: sweating like a little piggy under those blankets.

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Speaker 2: There we go, There we go.