Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make. Horrible decision, hey
Speaker 1: or hive, we are hitting the stage baby one night
Speaker 1: oh in New York City.
Speaker 2: We haven't done any other shows this year, but Mandy's
Speaker 2: leaving for Atlanta, so we decided we need one night
Speaker 2: all together in New York City.
Speaker 1: That's right, So Tuesday, December third, at Sony Hall, we
Speaker 1: are bringing you a very very special show that you
Speaker 1: do not want to miss. You've never seen this show before.
Speaker 1: It's only gonna happen for one night, that's it, so
Speaker 1: make sure you get your tickets now. You can go
Speaker 1: to the Sony Hall website to get your tickets one
Speaker 1: night only with Mandy be and WEEZYWTF. You can also
Speaker 1: check the link in our bio on our Instagram to
Speaker 1: get tickets as well. We cannot wait to see you again.
Speaker 1: That is Tuesday, December third at Sony Hall here in
Speaker 1: New York City. Get your tickets now, see you there. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Decisions. I'm your Girl, Mandy
Speaker 1: b aka method Man d aka Dad Beach aka for
Speaker 1: Core Pums aka all the Whole, and I am brace
Speaker 1: Face aka wehe Zee and We're here. With another episode
Speaker 1: of Horrible Decisions. We're gonna start with a quick catch up.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll start by thanking everyone for all the
Speaker 1: birthday wishes. Your girl is thirty four, motherfucking years old,
Speaker 1: old as fuck. I feel old as shit. What the
Speaker 1: hell did you have a good brother? Sorry for everyone
Speaker 1: who is older than me. I'm just like, Wow, it
Speaker 1: was good. I realized I am not interested and I
Speaker 1: think I've shared this before, absolutely not interested in parties, dinners,
Speaker 1: any big celebration. But maybe through therapy, I realized why.
Speaker 1: I'm really like, since thirty, since I we did Mexico
Speaker 1: for like during COVID, I'm like, have not been interested
Speaker 1: in parties, and I'm your birthday, all my birth I
Speaker 1: don't want to celebrate my birthday in a big group
Speaker 1: setting or throw one specific party to celebrate. And I
Speaker 1: realized it's because and y'all can stay here talk about
Speaker 1: me in the comments, talking about I need to heal
Speaker 1: and grow up. But it's the expectation that you put
Speaker 1: on other people to show up and be at a
Speaker 1: certain party, and if they don't show up, then you're
Speaker 1: let down. I've just decided I don't want that to
Speaker 1: place that expectation on people to where I then have
Speaker 1: to be upset on my birthday, or let down on
Speaker 1: my birthday, or disappointed on my birthday, or mad that
Speaker 1: someone actually had a life where they couldn't show up
Speaker 1: and sell it. I don't actually think that part is
Speaker 1: healing or drama. I think a lot of us feel
Speaker 1: that way because you have to host your birthday party,
Speaker 1: interested you gotta entertain. You got a host this year.
Speaker 2: It was just me, Sharda, Brianda, Vinnie and Christopher and
Speaker 2: we literally em my man. We fucking went to Descendants,
Speaker 2: which is my favorite New York party when you got
Speaker 2: some sushi.
Speaker 1: Went to a dive bar. Yeah, And honestly, it was
Speaker 1: a very simple birthday. I know that mean I sound simple,
Speaker 1: but to me it was I went clubbing and I
Speaker 1: ate with my friends. Bro I felt so much better.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like I threw a simple I threw a
Speaker 1: game night at my building and that was already gonna
Speaker 1: be planned and it just happened to land on the
Speaker 1: week of my birthday. So it was like okay, And
Speaker 1: they surprised me. Shout out to Rosie. Rosie brought me
Speaker 1: like surprised me with some cupcakes. And then on Friday,
Speaker 1: my actual birthday, I was a part of a fundraising
Speaker 1: event which I had a really good time doing as well.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Edgar and the Precious Dreams Foundation and
Speaker 1: the Willie Cologne Foundation. I also realized that ping pong
Speaker 1: is the one thing baby, your girl ain't good at it.
Speaker 1: I come out it's fucking dumb. I have hand eye
Speaker 1: coordination for everything else, like literally, but baby, I can't
Speaker 1: hit no goddamn motherfucking ping pong to save my life.
Speaker 1: So it didn't do really well, but it was great
Speaker 1: like to be in that room, so that was good.
Speaker 1: And then I know we normally talk resolutions for New Year. However,
Speaker 1: with this birthday and with where I'm currently at, and
Speaker 1: because it's your or well it's my, it's yeah. So
Speaker 1: I'm starting thirty four differently, and so I am taking
Speaker 1: a liquor break and I'm easing into that. So, like
Speaker 1: I just purchased all of these like zero percent alcohol
Speaker 1: liquors to have about the tree. I'm not doing any
Speaker 1: liquor for three months. I'm giving myself ninety days. I'm
Speaker 1: doing bar A pilates, just did hot plates today. I
Speaker 1: know my ribs are gonna hurt tomorrow and then I'm
Speaker 1: about to decensor sex. So I know we all fucking
Speaker 1: sex podcast, but just where I've been the last year
Speaker 1: and finally being like I can be around men and
Speaker 1: I can have sex. I just also haven't found that
Speaker 1: median where I'm really fulfilled. Sorry to all the niggas
Speaker 1: I foxed in the last year, but I just kind
Speaker 1: of want to take a break from sex too and
Speaker 1: really figure out what I'm expecting seeing from my partners,
Speaker 1: specifically men. My friends are always going to show up
Speaker 1: how I need them to, but I'm like, let me
Speaker 1: remove liquor for a little bit and let me decenter
Speaker 1: sex and kind of just focus on this move, my friendships,
Speaker 1: my mental health. So you're definitely gonna do it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've already started. I mean I'm two days in. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm still That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: out my life. I literally found myself and maybe this
Speaker 1: is because I'm a libra. I'll get back to stories
Speaker 1: and moons. I literally found myself fucking looking up apartments
Speaker 1: in New York this weekend, and I'm like, bitch, but
Speaker 1: you already like I kind of found a place in
Speaker 1: Atlanta already, but I haven't signed a lease. Nothing is
Speaker 1: ever done until the fucking ink dries. And I say
Speaker 1: that for everything. So I'm just like, bitch, not me
Speaker 1: looking at apartments here. So I'm just weighing the pros
Speaker 1: and cons. I don't know what I want to do yet.
Speaker 1: I do know you got a factor in this thing, right.
Speaker 2: My homegirl recently said this, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: So she was gonna move to Charlotte, okay a few
Speaker 2: months as fante just oh okay, yeah, a lot of people,
Speaker 2: you know, they're going by El Suth. So she was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: if I don't like it, I'll just come back for
Speaker 2: in a year. That's what she's which is where I'm at.
Speaker 2: And then she calls me and she goes, hey, tell
Speaker 2: me the truth. Is it ridiculous if my move costs
Speaker 2: about ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: Okay? Right? I'm like, I don't know, because you know,
Speaker 1: I did La New York whatever, and she's like, but no, no,
Speaker 1: excuse me. I just did this for my mother from
Speaker 1: Orlando to LA. I moved my parents out there, right,
Speaker 1: my mom and my dad so cross taking their truck
Speaker 1: that cost me three grand to move the truck, then
Speaker 1: their flights, then the movers.
Speaker 2: Not just moving the truck, but the Rember is getting
Speaker 2: all the shit out. So she's like, I'm estimating ten
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. And there's a part of me that realizes,
Speaker 2: if I broke that up into twelve months, I could
Speaker 2: have just put that into a better crib in New York.
Speaker 1: And I think that's what I'm gonna do. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 1: I priced it. It ain't gonna cost me that much,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna cost me probably less than three grand
Speaker 1: a move. That's good. I'm not bringing I'm only bringing
Speaker 1: my two kids. Yeah, I'm only bringing my clothes. I'm
Speaker 1: buying new furniture, which is a part of my move. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm grown as fuck. I would like a king bed.
Speaker 1: I just had a fucking couple in my bed. I
Speaker 1: mean fucking different people. I am grown. I am a
Speaker 1: grown ass woman, and I want a king bed. I've
Speaker 1: never had a king bed in my life, in my
Speaker 1: whole life, I've never had a king making that money.
Speaker 1: A bitch want a king bed, and a bitch wants
Speaker 1: a walk in closet. That is it. And that's why
Speaker 1: I wanted a two bedroom in New York because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn just the second room into a closet, right baby,
Speaker 1: not in the areas like motherfucking won't. I won't get
Speaker 1: I mean maybe a bedroom and a king bed unless
Speaker 1: I like get into a less luxury building. And I'm
Speaker 1: just like, eh, I don't know, I'm really considering it.
Speaker 1: And I think that's the other thing. I am blessed, yes,
Speaker 1: blessed to not have kids. So because y'all want to
Speaker 1: talk about a child is a blessing, bitch, it's a
Speaker 1: blessing to not have no kids right now. It's a
Speaker 1: blessing for that man, dad. They could take their blessing.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what my blessing is, and I'm blessed.
Speaker 1: She said, I'm fucking jd Vail. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: She said, I don't need a fuck up. I listen,
Speaker 1: I do not need a motherfucker kid. And I'm glad
Speaker 1: that I don't have any because I do have the
Speaker 1: option to kind of get up and move and come
Speaker 1: back if I want to, So you know, that's kind
Speaker 1: of where I'm at. I don't know. You said, what, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm seventy thirty, which still ain't good. Bitch, I got
Speaker 1: too much to decide that's enough. Yeah. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a trip to Atlanta, like one
Speaker 1: of these week days, go down there and test the
Speaker 1: waters and see just see what. Yeah. Yeah, even though
Speaker 1: it is ghetto. I really don't like Atlanta. That's another problem.
Speaker 1: But just ghetto. I love it. I have a good
Speaker 1: We'll fix your face. I'm like, why are you going
Speaker 1: there if you don't like it? No, you know, because
Speaker 1: I do what I don't. Here's the other. If I
Speaker 1: could pick any city to leave to live in, realistically,
Speaker 1: it would be DC. I fucking love DC, but industry,
Speaker 1: my world is not in d C. Second city would
Speaker 1: be Dallas. My world is not in Dalla. Why Dallas?
Speaker 1: I go to Dallas every lie. I feel like Dallas
Speaker 1: I love. Dallas doesn't have enough culture and community for
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, I go to Dallas every Thanksgiving. I
Speaker 1: love that you have a good friendship with someone that
Speaker 1: lives in But I go out, bitch, I don't been
Speaker 1: to the clubs. I go to the restaurant. I think
Speaker 1: living in Dallas, you're you're from Dallas though, right, right? Well,
Speaker 1: do you feel like there's culture there? Absolutely? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I love Dallas. I mean, they made me. That's
Speaker 1: all the culture you need. Not they made you? Why
Speaker 1: do you leave in Houston all the time? Anyway? You
Speaker 1: know what? My man is in Austin right now for
Speaker 1: bachelor party. And I keep getting these we moving to Texas.
Speaker 1: I hate when somebody go on vacation they start looking
Speaker 1: on Zillow. Stop bitch. I do that in DNA every time,
Speaker 1: every time. And then the men, the men in DC, girl,
Speaker 1: they got the money, the suits, they all likec does
Speaker 1: have the best looking man. Oh my god, DC got it.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. DC do have it with
Speaker 1: the men. D New York have the best looking man
Speaker 1: when I go out. But do they're not cute here
Speaker 1: to me? Obviously? I hate summertime I be at all
Speaker 1: the fucking I'd be like, where are the cute niggas at?
Speaker 1: They're not not here. I don't run into many cute
Speaker 1: niggas here. I think it's because we live here. That's
Speaker 1: why I said, I might just need to move, and
Speaker 1: then I'll love it even more here when I come
Speaker 1: and visit and find a man to bring me back.
Speaker 2: And something I don't know, just you saying king bed
Speaker 2: so speaking of moving, so like you know, I'm getting
Speaker 2: to that phase of my relationship where it's like, all right,
Speaker 2: when would move in and be.
Speaker 1: Good blah blah blah. But really I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in a very adult relationship because it's like, hold on,
Speaker 1: buy a house before a wedding, Like where the fuck
Speaker 1: is all that crazy money going? Right? And so just
Speaker 1: looking at what you can get for a million dollars
Speaker 1: in New York two bedroom, one bath, oh you know,
Speaker 1: in a walk up and it's ridiculous. It's really nuts,
Speaker 1: and honestly no, so honestly no. Then niggad be trying
Speaker 1: to show me links of Westchester of mansions for a
Speaker 1: million dollars. I'm like, you do not want to go
Speaker 1: to washes? You like the city too, I don't like Westchester.
Speaker 1: What am I gonna swift you? I don't want to drive?
Speaker 1: And then he's like, it's thirty minutes in the car. It's
Speaker 1: thirty minutes to Harlem in the car. Yeah, no column
Speaker 1: and then he's like that's the city. No, no, So anyway,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn is fine. But when we were in La we
Speaker 1: went to Palm Springs. I don't know if anybody's ever
Speaker 1: been there, but you really ain't got nothing to do.
Speaker 1: But what we did do we went for the architecture
Speaker 1: and shit went on like a drive tour of the
Speaker 1: biggest homes. Oh my, are the best homes? Like fuck?
Speaker 2: And then it started to hit me like, Okay, if
Speaker 2: I bought a home, I would want it to be
Speaker 2: in La only because when I think about living together,
Speaker 2: how we operate together, when spending two weeks at a time,
Speaker 2: like we need two bathrooms because I still I can't
Speaker 2: shop in front of him.
Speaker 1: I can't. That's ridiculous. But he eats your ass. He
Speaker 1: ate my ass, and that three so we had and
Speaker 1: he was in. He eats your ass, but you still
Speaker 1: can't release your bowels around him. That is crazy. I
Speaker 1: told him, I don't ship Evan necessary. So do you enjoy,
Speaker 1: like because you have like that mental block, do you
Speaker 1: actually enjoy when he eats your ass? Or do you
Speaker 1: think too much about like there's not on it? Mandy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's he Diah Like do you do you have
Speaker 1: the mindset like, oh my god, he might smell something,
Speaker 1: he might take something clean him. I'm letting him get
Speaker 1: in it. But girl, let me tell you. We were
Speaker 1: at the house of to day and my stomach was
Speaker 1: hurting and I was starting to sweat, and he was
Speaker 1: looking at me and he was like, just go ship,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I threw the shower on. I tried to like put
Speaker 2: music on, girl that three time. Flush niggas be.
Speaker 1: Knowing now, I ain't gonna hold your secret. You you
Speaker 1: better than me. You you just let it run on
Speaker 1: cold water, though, right, because I tried to do that
Speaker 1: one time. If you ever got a ship and you
Speaker 1: trying to just make it like listen, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: do not have hot water on because then when it
Speaker 1: starts steaming, bitch, all that seam beholding the spell. Maybe
Speaker 1: it turns into a hot ship box. You just let
Speaker 1: it run cold water. I'm not I'm telling you. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you no, no, no, I'm just saying, if
Speaker 1: you if you fucking shitting and there's a smell them
Speaker 1: little heat molecules. I ain't a scientist, but you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. When the when the sea, the seam
Speaker 1: will capture that funk and then you get a ship
Speaker 1: box that ship is awful, so just make sure it
Speaker 1: runs cold water when you do it, or don't do
Speaker 1: it at all. Well, anyway, that made me want to,
Speaker 1: you know, move into a crib in l A. And
Speaker 1: so basically we went on a double date with some
Speaker 1: friends that moved there. And you know what I hate
Speaker 1: about people that live in l A. I hate every
Speaker 1: that moved to La. Okay, they all will tell you, listen,
Speaker 1: La is La. It's never gonna be new. It's not
Speaker 1: the same. New York is better.
Speaker 2: But they asked him what his favorite things to do,
Speaker 2: and when he brought up being outside and the things
Speaker 2: he likes, it literally is all in alignment.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna hold you. I don't like La
Speaker 1: because of the things I like to do in New York.
Speaker 1: So you asked me right now.
Speaker 2: Like some of my favorite things I'm doing, it's very
Speaker 2: like New York City vibe. Shit, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like the city's never sleeping, neither of my type thing.
Speaker 1: And let that go. And Atlanta, you gotta let it go.
Speaker 1: I see that you want to be at the motherfucking
Speaker 1: nsw Aftes every goddamn weekend, is what I motherfucking see
Speaker 1: it's every weekend. Uh huh, you've been spotted multiple times.
Speaker 1: It's not like I got damn, I said, is this
Speaker 1: I know? Because then that's how I realized he was there.
Speaker 1: I was like, you think going on to NSFW real lately.
Speaker 1: So then I went to I'll explain it for our
Speaker 1: horrible to sit in this week. So I went to
Speaker 1: NSFW and Daniel's like, how much you've been there? But
Speaker 1: then he explained to me the aftes and how there's
Speaker 1: no sex happening, and I said, ah, this is why
Speaker 1: she'd be here. Listen.
Speaker 2: I really was in the mood to party this weekend.
Speaker 2: I flew Vinny up. We were nasty.
Speaker 1: So now in the morning I saw I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be going to fucking Boston this weekend, and I want
Speaker 1: to do Salem for Halloween's like literally just be out
Speaker 1: and say for yeah, for a day. I haven't been,
Speaker 1: but I'm like me and Rosie was talking about doing it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, hocus Focus, Yeah, bitch, there's a
Speaker 1: Hocus Focus tour. Bitch, I'm about to got to be
Speaker 1: little witchy, which really it ain't even really witches. They
Speaker 1: was just out here hanging women for being women in
Speaker 1: real life. That's what they was hanging up for being hoy.
Speaker 1: Well that too, So I want to really get into
Speaker 1: the history and maybe bring back some things that I
Speaker 1: need a new co host, and you be on. I
Speaker 1: am going for research purposes.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh King Bed from King Bed, So y'all, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell it on her next solo.
Speaker 1: Because Mandy had a gang bang or no. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: watched the gang Bang walk down. I was participation out
Speaker 1: of threesome. It was my first thick girl. I have
Speaker 1: been converted, y'all. I know you never want to fuck
Speaker 1: nobody my size. You know, I'm really late, real late bitch.
Speaker 1: When she laid down the bed, I was like, literally,
Speaker 1: it was so big. We were massaging her. It was
Speaker 1: so oh that's why that's why you mentioned King Bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so literally, no, I'm not joking. So we were
Speaker 2: in the bed with someone else at my house. Well,
Speaker 2: both my apartments have a queen sized bed, but I
Speaker 2: like queen because you cut off. But this girl there
Speaker 2: was room in the bed right like the first time.
Speaker 1: Once we got to tell her that girl over, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I asked taking over the whole motherfucking bed.
Speaker 1: But Yeah, how you think I was getting threesome with
Speaker 1: a nigga who was six three and a little a
Speaker 1: little Asian joe with a little butt bitch. We was hot. Oh, No,
Speaker 1: girl was on the couch. By the end of the night.
Speaker 1: We were She was like, I don't want you to
Speaker 1: be uncomfortable all that. No, No, three three people in the
Speaker 1: queen bed is pretty CH's thinking of you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: pretty ridiculous him. We were done. I was like, are
Speaker 1: you sure you still want me? I didn't know. Ax
Speaker 1: was like this when you fucking listen and didn't know.
Speaker 1: I literally said in the military, someme, he's not gonna
Speaker 1: wanna fuck me again. She was laughing. I'm like the
Speaker 1: giant joking that bad ass was So, were you like
Speaker 1: avoiding fat asses before this thing?
Speaker 2: No, to be honest, in most lesbian situations, I've heard
Speaker 2: this with them girls, but I see that it's true.
Speaker 1: You kind of date people that you look alike. Okay,
Speaker 1: like generally the same type of girls swipe on me
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like it just kind of always has been
Speaker 1: that way in my life with thick girls. I've only
Speaker 1: been hit on by one, and I think.
Speaker 2: I was a little intimidated because I just didn't know
Speaker 2: what to do with it with her. I just was
Speaker 2: kind of like, Okay, she's fucking hot, fucking I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try it. I won't be as scared because at least
Speaker 2: there's a dick there now never again, I don't need
Speaker 2: it anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred and forty five pounds. They need to
Speaker 1: be at least one seventy five and a bitch. Ill
Speaker 1: needed all to be your ass. It was so perfect.
Speaker 2: And also I didn't understand how the cuddling session I
Speaker 2: wasn't with my man like that night, he was by himself.
Speaker 1: I was just wrapped in it, dies everything. At one
Speaker 1: point I felt a little suffocated, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the king. I love that you that you
Speaker 1: sound like here describing me. Well, I wanted to get
Speaker 1: to our vanilla shit because we got some thanks to
Speaker 1: get to in this one. If you guys have been
Speaker 1: on Twitter over the last couple of weeks, this has
Speaker 1: been a constant conversation. It has been a constant fucking
Speaker 1: storm of misinformation and judgment and nastiness. But basically, there
Speaker 1: is an only fans content creator by the name of
Speaker 1: Gucci Third Leg one of our one of our our
Speaker 1: recent guests recently brought him up and really likes watching him.
Speaker 1: But he's been exposed by a nineteen year old content
Speaker 1: creator as well for exposing and spreading herpes across the
Speaker 1: content space. Now, how she came out and shared this,
Speaker 1: she got a positive HSB I think too result when
Speaker 1: she went and got tested. And what's crazy is she
Speaker 1: chose to share the video from when they created. See
Speaker 1: it you want to see it. So there is a
Speaker 1: video where in exposing this, she chose to share the moment.
Speaker 1: She believes she contracted it from this guy and basically
Speaker 1: you can see in the video. Sure got sued, right,
Speaker 1: he never he never actually did it. I want to
Speaker 1: show you guys, because you guys can look. You can
Speaker 1: find this online. I don't even think we'll be allowed
Speaker 1: to post it on Patreon suit for that. I feel like,
Speaker 1: if you know you have yeah, not deadly, so I'm
Speaker 1: not sure. Yeah, but that was the thing they said
Speaker 1: I should have had, was herpes, and that's not deadly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But and he never really got sued like that that case.
Speaker 1: Never maybe because he Oh I'm not sure how that ended.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could look that up. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what ended up being. I think you
Speaker 1: should be able to if I know I got HIV
Speaker 1: or Now here's the thing though, I ain't gonna hold you,
Speaker 1: and I want to find this video so you can
Speaker 1: see it, so they could get your reaction. They need
Speaker 1: to get these bit My problem is okay, so there's
Speaker 1: two things here, right. There's the him not being maybe forthcoming,
Speaker 1: but then there's the ignorance of her. Where As women,
Speaker 1: we have to be able dick A and f I
Speaker 1: don't care how big it is, how beautiful he is,
Speaker 1: how rich he is. We have to be able to
Speaker 1: if we see something that does not look safe or healthy.
Speaker 1: If you see something, say something, bruh, let me I
Speaker 1: know this sain't it. Hold on, I'm gonna find it.
Speaker 2: By the way, while she's looking for it. If anyone
Speaker 2: watches Sex Cells, it's on Amazon Prime now. There is
Speaker 2: an episode on season three where I go to a
Speaker 2: brothel and I am acting like a court design that's
Speaker 2: what they call them.
Speaker 1: It's a frosty.
Speaker 2: But anyway, basically they showed me that before you see
Speaker 2: a client, you have to do what's called a d
Speaker 2: see and it's a dick. Check, so they hold the penis,
Speaker 2: they push the tip to see if any puss comes out,
Speaker 2: any kind of discoloration, and mainly check for words, if
Speaker 2: there's hair. They have a tool to pull their hair back,
Speaker 2: and they talk about how they try to do it
Speaker 2: in a way that's not too like I wanted to
Speaker 2: turn you off too much, where it's kind of like, ooh,
Speaker 2: I'm checking you out whatever. And if they see something,
Speaker 2: they have a secondary person come in and they will
Speaker 2: not check or take the client. But these are women
Speaker 2: that are using condoms throughout the entire process, because keep
Speaker 2: in mind herbies can be caught through a condom, and
Speaker 2: I wanted to get through those in contact through those
Speaker 2: things as well.
Speaker 1: Hold on, here we go. Let me see that bubby
Speaker 1: not first off, not a being on fucking OnlyFans. Now,
Speaker 1: oh this is her talking. This is oh shit like
Speaker 1: burden me with HSB two. Yeah, wait, show me the dicks.
Speaker 1: So why don't you second? And so that's the thing,
Speaker 1: let me say what, Well, no, you can't. You can
Speaker 1: kind of see it there. I want to find a
Speaker 1: different one. No, it's open. It's an open sore on
Speaker 1: his dick and she's in the video. He came out
Speaker 1: and said, so, no, no, he's reposting the video that
Speaker 1: she posted. No, there's a dude. No, I know this
Speaker 1: is on. I don't want them to hear the because
Speaker 1: that's not going to be enjoyable. Oh yeah, no, this
Speaker 1: is a This is just a video him saying his
Speaker 1: body count. Yeah. So basically, I do want to give
Speaker 1: a shout out to Christina Brown as well as Miss
Speaker 1: be Nasty. Over the last two weeks, they have done
Speaker 1: a fabulous job with sharing myths and things around herpes,
Speaker 1: and so I wanted to share a little bit about that.
Speaker 1: Do all cold stores mean you have herpes? That answer
Speaker 1: is yes. He cold stores are always signs of a
Speaker 1: Herpes simplex infection, which is why I know a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, or maybe a couple months ago now
Speaker 1: we spoke about getting tested. You have to actually request
Speaker 1: herpes because it is common. Eighty percent of people have
Speaker 1: some sort of herpie simplex in their body. There's actually
Speaker 1: like eight different versions of it. It also fluctuates, by
Speaker 1: the way, so if you have a cold store, the
Speaker 1: levels are like different kind of like if with HPV,
Speaker 1: you may have the greater symbol where it says normal abnormal.
Speaker 2: That's what happens when the words or cold stores are present.
Speaker 2: People on vowel trecks have a lower.
Speaker 1: Count of it. I also wanted to share because they
Speaker 1: could come up negative if they're on vwel trecks. Well,
Speaker 1: if you have an open if you have an open sword,
Speaker 1: that's where it really matters. I know, if you get
Speaker 1: a blood if you get a blood test, though it's
Speaker 1: very often that you can get either a false positive
Speaker 1: or a false negative. I do want to also share
Speaker 1: that both genital herpes and oral herpes are considered as tds. However,
Speaker 1: HSB one, which is the cold soores on your lips
Speaker 1: or your mouth or your tongue area, typically are not
Speaker 1: transmitted by sexual contact, and so I wanted to share
Speaker 1: that because majority of people with HSB one are children,
Speaker 1: because you can pass it down to children. It can
Speaker 1: live dormant, but if you are someone who has cold
Speaker 1: soores or you see your children getting cold soores, I
Speaker 1: want to share it that it is it can be
Speaker 1: transferred through contact. So like I know growing up my sister,
Speaker 1: my mom, whenever they had cold stores, you literally they
Speaker 1: get one fork for the week, one spoon, one cup
Speaker 1: because it can be transferred from if you are sharing
Speaker 1: even bitch, hookah, tips, joints, all of those things. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to share that and then before we get that,
Speaker 1: before we continue as well, just because we want to
Speaker 1: give you a bro. There was it was an open
Speaker 1: fucking sore.
Speaker 2: Like it's not even like it looked like an ingrown
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna see.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say that too, because I I
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw the video applies talking about. Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to play this video actually, cause this shit
Speaker 1: is so funny. That's the thing. Guys. We know that
Speaker 1: there's ingrown hairs.
Speaker 2: Oh we remember, we know that about when I fucking
Speaker 2: left my job to go get tested and curse somebody
Speaker 2: out because I thought they gave me her pees. Got
Speaker 2: right to that guy now on fifty seventh Street and
Speaker 2: she said, now you're freaking out for nothing.
Speaker 1: Damn are you sure? I'm gonna insert? Oh here we go.
Speaker 1: Listen to this, y'all, because this is this shit is
Speaker 1: funny as fuck.
Speaker 3: Hey, ladies, listen, I'm telling y' all, right, motherfucker, I
Speaker 3: y'all don't like to go to the guna college, y'all,
Speaker 3: don't follaly want to give me no motherfucker pussy, cause
Speaker 3: I'm just like the motherfucking gnacologia. I'm thoroughly examining the thing, Finny,
Speaker 3: motherfucker go in it. That's just how I'm rockett. And
Speaker 3: then almost up a little bits in my bed all
Speaker 3: the lights all she naggard, And I know some wrong
Speaker 3: because every time I keep trying touch the motherfucker pussy,
Speaker 3: she keep knocking my motherfucker hand out.
Speaker 1: So I jumped up and cut the motherfucking lies on
Speaker 1: first thing.
Speaker 3: She motherfucker, yeah, already know what you fanness that how
Speaker 3: fuck you know what I finish saying?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I finish?
Speaker 3: Say he raise a bomb, raise a bomb? I what
Speaker 3: raizor bolls look like? Raiser bums? You don't have number
Speaker 3: one of two one under the motherfucker possible that didn't
Speaker 3: like the spade game. Motherfucker said, you got sam mate,
Speaker 3: motherfucker bomps.
Speaker 1: On next question, these ain't.
Speaker 3: No motherfucker raise a bump seven eight, but you got
Speaker 3: chicken pox or something. I told you the raise a bomb,
Speaker 3: I said, I tell you, motherfucker what you and motherfucker
Speaker 3: raise a bomb, put your motherfucking clothes on, and y'all
Speaker 3: got my motherfucker house.
Speaker 1: You and motherfucker raise him. Why is t I doing
Speaker 1: comedy and not Flies? No, I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: Flies need to get his motherfucking ass on stage. But
Speaker 1: it's probably also I don't know if everybody could understand
Speaker 1: him for real, for real, I can't tell me we
Speaker 1: can't be support.
Speaker 2: I did a pop out when I took my mom
Speaker 2: to Chocolate Sundays in La and the Light Factory, and
Speaker 2: he was really funny, but a lot of it was
Speaker 2: relative to if you knew him. Ah, So like my
Speaker 2: mom didn't understand the jokes about his son. He's like,
Speaker 2: y'all keep asking me about King, Like I don't fucking
Speaker 2: know what that nigga doing. Like funny, okay, but like
Speaker 2: my mom's like, what is gonna do? I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: it's really you gotta be online to get it. And
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that a lot of jokes you don't
Speaker 2: have to be online for it. But it was mainly
Speaker 2: about his family, which still was good. But it's funny, Fly,
Speaker 2: that motherfucker funny. That motherfucker is funny.
Speaker 1: I do just want to urge any and everyone listening
Speaker 1: to again out and told you get your motherfucking ass tested.
Speaker 1: Make sure you request HSB one HSB two the herpes test,
Speaker 1: to get tested for that. And let's normalize in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. Asking people for their my chart, asking people
Speaker 1: for their results, or requesting for them to go get
Speaker 1: tested so that they are recent results. I think the
Speaker 1: if you're not in sex work, they say every three
Speaker 1: months is kind of what you should be doing. I
Speaker 1: think you should go a lot more often if you're
Speaker 1: having unprotected sex with multiple people. But yeah, make sure
Speaker 1: you get it. It's twenty twenty five. Hoh, do that
Speaker 1: shit and do it for a New Year's gift. Maybe
Speaker 1: start gifting some motherfuckers some some tests. It's like two
Speaker 1: fifty over at the urgent care. If you ain't got insurance,
Speaker 1: you could also go to Planned Parenthood, y'all. Planned parenthood
Speaker 1: will do your whole panel. And I was just able
Speaker 1: to get prep at Planned Parenthood for the free. So
Speaker 1: if you have a Planned Parenthood in your neighborhood, be
Speaker 1: sure to check that out. You can get tested for
Speaker 1: everything for free and get birth controlled. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: I ain't want to plant parentho in It's fine. It
Speaker 1: was oh no, I went to the one in Long
Speaker 1: Island City. Baby, I felt like I was at Mount Sino.
Speaker 1: That shit was. I said, oh, this is nice. Do
Speaker 1: y'all do heart check ups? Bitch, I wanted them to
Speaker 1: do everything. Well, it was which which one you go to?
Speaker 1: I mean, this is out, but it was closest to me.
Speaker 1: I was in there. I'm like, this is get up.
Speaker 1: Maybe I went on abortion Day. It was niggas in
Speaker 1: that shut was like br they was arguing and I
Speaker 1: was like, I ain't gonna hold you. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I know I live in a nice area because my
Speaker 1: planned parenthood. Bitch. They had damn near hershey kisses next
Speaker 1: to the car. Yeah, I mean so.
Speaker 2: Well, but I think the issue is that there's not
Speaker 2: many playing parenthoods right, so there just there just isn't
Speaker 2: and it's obviously because the funding.
Speaker 1: But no, I'm not kidding. I think I went on
Speaker 1: abortion Day because there was too many men in there
Speaker 1: and people's argument and I was like, this feels like
Speaker 1: abortion tension and I'm not trying to be in here
Speaker 1: because bitch, I'm just trying to get any birth to
Speaker 1: draw I literally have been in Mexico so long. Y'all.
Speaker 1: That's rugging off my medicine. You you've been saying that
Speaker 1: for years now. I've been saying it for years. It's
Speaker 1: the cheapest. But I was like, you know what, let
Speaker 1: me just get on a regular prescription from a doctor
Speaker 1: from the States. So I was like playing parenthood. Why
Speaker 1: not support girl? When I went in there. Bitch has
Speaker 1: had you know? Do you know?
Speaker 2: When you know you someplace ghetto? Where are your headphones?
Speaker 2: And why am I listening to your music?
Speaker 1: Oh? That's crazy? Can you put it up? I don't
Speaker 1: need to hear Ice spis. Oh, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: hold you. I had elevator music playing while I was
Speaker 1: getting my blood drawn. I said, this is nice, no bit.
Speaker 1: I think I felt like they had the little hotel
Speaker 1: collection Le Lapo being sprayed. It was like this, this
Speaker 1: is really nice. And I now y'all was about to
Speaker 1: be at my planned parenthood but it was nice and
Speaker 1: shout out to plant parenthood. You know what, bitch, they
Speaker 1: put my my information in the system. Bitch, I've had
Speaker 1: insurance this whole time. I didn't even know, no, bitch,
Speaker 1: because I have payroll and I didn't realize that I
Speaker 1: was set up with bir with health care and all
Speaker 1: that shit. Through my accounting and all that too. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I have payroll, so I do pay
Speaker 1: into like tax, like I pay into everything. Bitch. They
Speaker 1: gave me my motherfucking member I d and all I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm about to go and get everything, bitch, I ain't,
Speaker 1: which I ain't gonna hold you. When I went for
Speaker 1: my kidney thing, I called my mom and I was like,
Speaker 1: my bill is only two fifty from I said, and
Speaker 1: that's like covering it. I think they forgot, so I'm
Speaker 1: just not gonna tell them, but I'm just gonna pay this.
Speaker 1: She said, girl, don't tell them because they normally don't
Speaker 1: make mistakes like that. And I said, it's only two fifty.
Speaker 1: I was ready. I forgot about the kidney things. I
Speaker 1: was already paying like three grand because they bitch, they
Speaker 1: gave me eyes. You ain't stop drinking after that? No.
Speaker 1: I did for like a week, but then I just
Speaker 1: ticket lighter. But no, bitch, I was like, oh shit, so, bitch,
Speaker 1: I've had insurance, so you're on two days and no drinking.
Speaker 1: What does it feel like? At least this is your
Speaker 1: new drug coffee. No, no, no, no. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be doing like the Seltzer like uh not like
Speaker 1: the liquor ones. But I think I have like my
Speaker 1: little cheet that I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna do
Speaker 1: like sparkling water and lime. Let me sell you this.
Speaker 2: I can't stand when people stop drinking and then they're like,
Speaker 2: I don't need to drink.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't need it. Oh I'm not doing that. No,
Speaker 1: I know I would like but what I'm talking about,
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell the sticky you host. Nobody gives
Speaker 1: a fuck if you don't drink, which please stop ruining
Speaker 1: my time at the party. I'd be like, do you
Speaker 1: want to drink?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't, like, I don't need the alcohol to have
Speaker 1: a good time. You do, because you're bringing it up, bitch,
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: You know someone I know that doesn't drink and really
Speaker 2: doesn't have that attitude, Mouse Jones is so impressive to
Speaker 2: me because he doesn't smoke or drink and a nigga
Speaker 2: got mad energy.
Speaker 1: Right, There's a lot of people.
Speaker 2: That I mean, I mean, it's impressive to me when
Speaker 2: you meet somebody that doesn't have that, but I know
Speaker 2: a bitch must have went through something when they start that,
Speaker 2: and maybe you feel better about yourself because you don't drink.
Speaker 1: But it's like, girl, oh no, do you? He talks
Speaker 1: and science is my own little shit. That's the same
Speaker 1: with Ish. Every time I'd be like, damn, nigga, I
Speaker 1: forget you don't drink. He don't drink either, and he's
Speaker 1: still I mean, he could talk like motherfuckers. So as
Speaker 1: long as I could drink and talk and he could
Speaker 1: talk back, we good.
Speaker 2: When I don't drink and I go out, the only
Speaker 2: thing I noticed is how annoying people are. So I
Speaker 2: got to be around a good crew. Because then I
Speaker 2: started people start getting on herds. But if I'm drunk,
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: What I realized too, to keep myself from drinking, I'm
Speaker 1: loading up my mornings with my workout classes because I
Speaker 1: realized I wasn't even taking workout classes because the bitch
Speaker 1: knew she was gonna go out and get fucked up, right,
Speaker 1: So I was like, Okay, I know I have to
Speaker 1: wake up and do these classes, and this is going to.
Speaker 2: Be ninety days is really long, Mandy, I'm surprised you
Speaker 2: didn't do like a little bit of like a you're
Speaker 2: going cold turkey.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I bought the zero percent alcohol. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna trick myself. So at home, I'm having zero percent
Speaker 1: gin and vodka, Like I bought liquor that isn't liquor
Speaker 1: to make myself think I'm drinking liquor. Tell them I'm
Speaker 1: getting rid of it. I mean I did. I did say.
Speaker 1: I was celebrated Antonett's birthday and I was telling Jade.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, maybe I'm just gonna do wine.
Speaker 1: But even her husband was like, bitch, you could drink
Speaker 1: a bottle of wine real quick, like wine. Get also
Speaker 1: like wine, you can do a lot of you, I hope. So, girl,
Speaker 1: you've got to disappear. Let me get it. I want
Speaker 1: to disappear for the or DURV this week. This one
Speaker 1: is a little bit of a kink. It's something that
Speaker 1: I've been looking at a lot lately. I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe because I'm like trying to like decentersex. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me not even look at these niggas. So I
Speaker 1: ended up coming across y'all know. I've been into Hantai
Speaker 1: just a little bit. Well, I ended up somehow deep
Speaker 1: diving into alien dil dos, but alien dildos that lay eggs,
Speaker 1: and then I started searching for these things because I
Speaker 1: was like, well, what is this? So there is an
Speaker 1: emerging fetish y'all of laying alien eggs inside of yourself. Now,
Speaker 1: y'all know, I don't want a baby to start drinking again,
Speaker 1: So I wanted to kind of share with you guys,
Speaker 1: uh this and I have pictures of it. But basically
Speaker 1: they are gelatin eggs that you can insert into your
Speaker 1: butt or vagina. It does say that everything in moderation
Speaker 1: is okay to do, and I want to kind of
Speaker 1: show you what it looks like. Girl, what what stop it? What?
Speaker 1: So basically, also they are called obie positors. Uh, they're
Speaker 1: called egg laying dildo's. If you want to see this
Speaker 1: is what they look like. You know you don't want
Speaker 1: to look. Uh Well, let me ask you a question,
Speaker 1: because you're single. If a woman that you were dating, okay, uh,
Speaker 1: your girlfriend now or your partner now, would you find
Speaker 1: it weird if they said, babe, I really want to
Speaker 1: get I want you to fuck me like an alien
Speaker 1: and impregnate me with alien eggs. Would that be weird
Speaker 1: to you because look, I'm literally looking them up. I
Speaker 1: was gonna buy them, Yes, so it be weird to you.
Speaker 1: Black man wow post about watermelon fruits, Well, I wanted
Speaker 1: I wanted to give you guys some tips if you,
Speaker 1: like me, are interested in ovipositors, I wanted to share
Speaker 1: some tips if you choose to go the route, so
Speaker 1: use lube as this will make the entire egg laying
Speaker 1: experience a lot easier. You want to use more lube
Speaker 1: than not, so don't be afraid to use a lot,
Speaker 1: And don't use silica eggs anally. You want to use
Speaker 1: the gelatin eggs instead for anal So let me tell
Speaker 1: you guys real quickly the difference between silicone and gelatin eggs.
Speaker 1: So silicone eggs again should not be used anally due
Speaker 1: to the risk of them getting stuck. This again, is
Speaker 1: why they're suggesting a lot of loop. You don't want
Speaker 1: them to be staying up there. If you want to
Speaker 1: use the ovipositor anally, then you should research how to
Speaker 1: make gelatin sex eggs. Using these types of eggs reduces
Speaker 1: the risk as the gelatin eggs will gradually melt with
Speaker 1: body heat. Why do people have an egg laying kink?
Speaker 1: You may ask, Well, people are attracted to the idea
Speaker 1: of oviposition or egg laying due to a variety of factors,
Speaker 1: such as a blending of genders, alien impregnation, or simply
Speaker 1: the appeal of trying something new and different. Now, clearly
Speaker 1: I'm desentering sex, y'all. I don't know if I'm even
Speaker 1: bisexual anymore. I'm waiting for another What does decentering sex mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not going to focus on that, Like even
Speaker 1: in how I was on field and like was like okay.
Speaker 1: In order for me to find someone that I'm really
Speaker 1: really interested in, we have to align with our kinks
Speaker 1: and our fetishes and where we want to be. I
Speaker 1: don't want to lead anymore with maybe my needs in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. There's other characteristics I want to lean into,
Speaker 1: and I think I honestly got there with really enjoying
Speaker 1: active like talking to him for three hours and actually
Speaker 1: finding an interest in somebody deeper than sex, as like
Speaker 1: really been like this feels really good. Aside from a
Speaker 1: lot of my other meet him, I don't know. There's
Speaker 1: a lot going on there right now. I'll share that
Speaker 1: off there. I'm not sharing that on air. Yes, with life,
Speaker 1: with life, but we're still we're still talking, We're still good.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot going on yet.
Speaker 2: So what was I going to say to you just now?
Speaker 2: So what are you looking for? Are you looking in dates?
Speaker 1: That's why I'm decent? No, No, I'm taking a break
Speaker 1: from all of that. I think that I have to
Speaker 1: sit with my myself on not getting the itch so
Speaker 1: quickly with guys. I am easily bored with guys. I
Speaker 1: am not finding the sensation around sex as much as
Speaker 1: I am the intimacy and romance side of things, and
Speaker 1: so finding someone I actually like that's how I get
Speaker 1: to experience that. So I'm just dissensoring all of that
Speaker 1: for the moment. So No, I think I'm just putting
Speaker 1: a focus now creatively on what I want to do professionally,
Speaker 1: what I want to do, and my mental health. And
Speaker 1: there's just been a lot of with the book writing.
Speaker 1: There's been a lot of things that I haven't touched
Speaker 1: on in my childhood that was brought forth with writing
Speaker 1: the book that I'm now opening up. So I just
Speaker 1: think I have to work through a lot of that
Speaker 1: before I feel ready to date again, and I mean,
Speaker 1: if y'all listen to Patreon, I ran into my ex again.
Speaker 1: There was closure there, and so I think I'm still
Speaker 1: in this place battling that relationship.
Speaker 2: When you when you take your ninety day break and
Speaker 2: decenturing sex. If you meet somebody or you want to
Speaker 2: start like talking.
Speaker 1: We could be friends. I think I want to lean
Speaker 1: into actually having a friendship with someone that I am
Speaker 1: physically attracted to, because that's another thing. If I'm physically
Speaker 1: attracted to the man to a man, I'm immediately like, oh,
Speaker 1: I fucked the shot out of him, and I remove
Speaker 1: him from a friend zone, like because I don't want
Speaker 1: to be friends with a nigga. I want to fuck.
Speaker 1: And so I think that's my issue. I'm immediately going
Speaker 1: to the sexual and physical attraction and compartmentalizing them without
Speaker 1: actually getting to know them first. So I think I'm
Speaker 1: open to just allowing someone to also get to know me.
Speaker 1: Which to do your current sexual partners, Oh, so, I
Speaker 1: mean you I got the one that he don't live
Speaker 1: in town, and yeah, it's so weird with that one,
Speaker 1: we don't be having sex like that, And it's so weird, girl,
Speaker 1: he'd be flying me out. We be hanging out. He
Speaker 1: just got me a really nice fucking birthday gift. Like
Speaker 1: I was, I thought the nigga was just gonna send
Speaker 1: me flowers. That nigga got me a door bag. Nice bitch.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm so confused with we don't
Speaker 1: even have sex? What is going on? And I literally
Speaker 1: talked to Ish about this and he was like, Mandy, like,
Speaker 1: you're dope, and you should think that it's dope that
Speaker 1: a guy still wants you around, still talks to you,
Speaker 1: and sex is not the focus. And I think that's
Speaker 1: new for me as well. So I gotta work on
Speaker 1: all that. I'm unpacking a whole lot of shit at
Speaker 1: once while also have the anxiety of relocating and doing
Speaker 1: new things. And we got a lot going on, and
Speaker 1: so I'm just like, I just need a break from
Speaker 1: all of it. And I don't think not.
Speaker 2: Going to Atlanta after seeing each other five times this week,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: I know shit, because I had to go to therapy.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think I've seen Weezy this much ever
Speaker 1: in life, y'all. And y'all, we about to have to
Speaker 1: see each other Monday through Friday. Bitch, we got two
Speaker 1: dinner lunch. Bro I'm exhausted by looking at this. I
Speaker 1: have to do probably two therapy sessions next week after
Speaker 1: seeing you this much? What because this is a lot,
Speaker 1: don't job. I'm say for what? Bitch? You got anxiety
Speaker 1: by having a call with me a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: You were like, I think we need to have a mediator,
Speaker 1: a lawyer. I lost sleep having to talk to you
Speaker 1: on the phone alone. Like, you don't do that with me.
Speaker 1: You get very Let's keep going with that. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: god damn, we going back to the alline. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we're on day one. I'm seeing each other for five days.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is day one, so y'all will
Speaker 1: know about the next episode if I'm like neck. So
Speaker 1: I am excited because the horrible decision. This week, I
Speaker 1: got to witness a gang bang scene. What's a gang bang?
Speaker 1: So a gang bang is multiple men or multiple women
Speaker 1: on one person. So it's just a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: people really like who are like fucking kind of a
Speaker 1: train essentially. Now, why it was a little differ for
Speaker 1: me to explain is because this particular gang bang, by
Speaker 1: the way, shout out to Daniel. This is why I
Speaker 1: love friends in these fucking rooms and spaces. He hits
Speaker 1: me up. It's a random Saturday night bit y'all watching Netflix.
Speaker 1: He's like, Hey, we're filming a gang bang at the
Speaker 1: at the studio if you want to come. I was like, oh, nigga,
Speaker 1: signed me. I never got dressed though, goddamn back, I said,
Speaker 1: oh bitch, I'll be right there. So I get dressed,
Speaker 1: and I did not know any of the details. I
Speaker 1: walk in, y'all, I am alerted that this scene is
Speaker 1: two women and sixteen men, all swapping, all taking a
Speaker 1: place day. Fix your goddamn face. It is a two
Speaker 1: on sixteen. Shout out. It was Subgirl and Belatia bella
Speaker 1: two on sixteen. That's right, did you see? Did you count? Okay?
Speaker 1: So how long was it? So I want to get
Speaker 1: into that too. How many more questions could I ask?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Now, ask well, I got the outline on all of
Speaker 1: the things, and then you could also like ask me
Speaker 1: along the way. So I walk into the room. Of
Speaker 1: course it's lit up because all of the people are
Speaker 1: currently walking in, and I just see a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of men in like basketball shorts, sweatpants, there are two
Speaker 1: in masks. One is dressed up like an alien. He's
Speaker 1: an all green Oh, I swear to God. Crazy, that's
Speaker 1: why you look up the egg shit. Maybe because I
Speaker 1: was like, I ain't gonna hold you. I would kind
Speaker 1: of want. I don't know if I could get any
Speaker 1: of my partners to dress up like a whole alien, though,
Speaker 1: but I think I'm going to buy the costume because
Speaker 1: it's Halloween, so I'm sure this is the best time
Speaker 1: to get it, and I want, like the fool buy
Speaker 1: in what my man? I want him to be Bill
Speaker 1: Smith and I'm gonna be alien? Oh, men and black?
Speaker 1: Now that what those aliens wasn't the green type of aliens?
Speaker 1: What type of alien youre gonna dss upas my found Oh,
Speaker 1: that's the one you're gonna do. So we either he
Speaker 1: gonna be in a suit, a nun in a priest,
Speaker 1: a pimp, and a hole. And then I want to
Speaker 1: do men in black, So you could be in a
Speaker 1: suit and I could be like, yeah, okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: mad at that. I'm not mad at it. That's why
Speaker 1: it's crazy that you said that. Literally got it. So
Speaker 1: he was dressed up in the aliens, so there were
Speaker 1: there's sixteen men, all races, so black, white, Hispanic, they
Speaker 1: were all races. So I walk in amtitude. As soon
Speaker 1: as I walk in, everyone is signing their waivers. So
Speaker 1: this was an interesting fact that I got because I
Speaker 1: too also had to sign the waiver because I was
Speaker 1: going to be in the room. So even if my
Speaker 1: picky toe ended up showing on film, in order for
Speaker 1: them to even post this to any of their only
Speaker 1: fans accounts, mind you, it was the two girls. They
Speaker 1: had to get waivers from all sixteen men. And so
Speaker 1: for the waivers, you sign away your rights. You take
Speaker 1: a picture with your ID in your face. You take
Speaker 1: a picture, so your ID you hold up in one
Speaker 1: hand in the form you hold up in the and
Speaker 1: there's three different types of like kind of waivers that
Speaker 1: have to be uploaded to this website for them to
Speaker 1: even approve it to be posted.
Speaker 2: So of course, which is really good, by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of videos that were going online. There's a
Speaker 2: documentary about it, but basically people couldn't tell that they
Speaker 2: were non consensual because the girl would look excited, but
Speaker 2: a girl doesn't really know if, like if I'm making
Speaker 2: a video with someone I care about.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing it up too. Yeah. So they
Speaker 1: were very clear with not being over you know, like
Speaker 1: too drunk or anything like that. I really like that.
Speaker 1: And so here's one of the things that I love
Speaker 1: the most. So two things. I see two camera men
Speaker 1: going around. I'm introducing myself, mind you, shout out to
Speaker 1: Subgirl and Bella. I'm talking to them. Guess who was
Speaker 1: the camera men? Guess who was filming both of their husbands. Oh,
Speaker 1: so their husbands were the ones filming them getting gaming
Speaker 1: by sixteen notes. And that's also called hot wife too. Yes,
Speaker 1: And so I did talk to I believe it was
Speaker 1: Subgirl's husband, and he was like, when this is all done,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to have her and show her how
Speaker 1: much I love her and things like that. So we
Speaker 1: talked about the aftercare of this, because they're sitting there
Speaker 1: watching their wives get fucked by sixteen guys. So this
Speaker 1: is where I found the most interesting and I thought
Speaker 1: it was so dope. So Subgirl and Bella stand in
Speaker 1: front of the room and now they give their speech.
Speaker 1: So here's the rule. Who does this speech the two
Speaker 1: girls that are in the scene. So first they start
Speaker 1: off by saying their boundaries. They both let it be
Speaker 1: known y'all have six holes to enter. They allowed mouth, anal,
Speaker 1: and vaginal. They were open to DP DV, all the things.
Speaker 1: Subgirl had just got her tits done, so all she
Speaker 1: asked was for them not to touch her tits or
Speaker 1: be too aggressive, because she wasn't even cleared to be
Speaker 1: doing all of that. But she was like, please don't
Speaker 1: touch my tits. And then what I also found interesting
Speaker 1: is that they were very adamant you can cream pie,
Speaker 1: but only in the last ten We will let you
Speaker 1: know when you were allowed to cream pie. And if
Speaker 1: you are somebody who does not want to go after
Speaker 1: the next guy after a cream pie, get there first. Also,
Speaker 1: we want everyone to announce their nuts. That was kind
Speaker 1: of the coolest part. So it's a forty minute taping
Speaker 1: and in the last like ten to fifteen minutes that's
Speaker 1: when everyone can nut. So literally, I'm sitting here watching
Speaker 1: and out of nowhere, they're like, I'm coming, and you
Speaker 1: see the cameraman run over because they want to capture
Speaker 1: all of the cumshots, so there's cumshots on the face
Speaker 1: in the vide on the ass. I don't but I
Speaker 1: did have a video. So I'm talking to my little
Speaker 1: my main little thing, and I was like, nigga, I'm
Speaker 1: about to go watch this. So I did want to
Speaker 1: play some of the audio that I set him bitch
Speaker 1: handed to me. No, no, no, no, I didn't. It's
Speaker 1: just the audio I didn't record. Oho. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 1: like this is where I sat him, Like this is them.
Speaker 1: That was them taking pictures beforehand. So they looked really good.
Speaker 1: They looked really good. Oh they look sexy. They're very sexy.
Speaker 1: By the ground one. So that's Bella and you don't
Speaker 1: even know. So I meet her. She was who got
Speaker 1: flogged by King Noir at our live show in New
Speaker 1: York at town Hall. We were backstage changing into our gowns,
Speaker 1: so we didn't get to see it, but she was
Speaker 1: actually on stage, and I want to I did record
Speaker 1: some of the audio. So this is it was cract.
Speaker 1: I know that I've watched no No watching it in person.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. It was a lot and something
Speaker 1: else that I really liked to They literally let the
Speaker 1: guys know, hey, we are aware of performance anxiety. If
Speaker 1: you find yourself getting soft, exit scene, literally go off camera,
Speaker 1: go walk around, go get hard again. But if you
Speaker 1: have any sort of anxiety around saying hard, please exit
Speaker 1: left and give someone else to t how'd they find them?
Speaker 1: Are these guys all content creators as well? Some of
Speaker 1: them were, some of them were I, So of course
Speaker 1: I was in there like a goddamn Podkay and cream Pie.
Speaker 1: That's that's why I'm interested. Well, so they all got tested,
Speaker 1: and that was another thing. So with the waiver, everyone
Speaker 1: had to bring their tests there my chart. It had
Speaker 1: to be recent, like within the week, and everyone brought
Speaker 1: brought recent results. That was one of the things that
Speaker 1: she literally even thanked everyone for because it didn't seem
Speaker 1: like that was an issue for any of the people
Speaker 1: that were there. Wonder if the guys did it for free,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if they got paid. So the
Speaker 1: blowbang that I saw right, this is another sex Cells episode.
Speaker 1: It's season two and it's a very embarrassing one because
Speaker 1: they show me the shooter for cumshots, right, they don't
Speaker 1: get enough, and I squirted it and it went onto
Speaker 1: my face and it's a mint scuse of like water
Speaker 1: and coconut milk and all kinds of shit. So while
Speaker 1: I'm there, all of the guys there got paid three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for the scene. There was eight of them.
Speaker 1: So one of our horre Hive members, which is actually
Speaker 1: was there Omari. He was one of the performers, so
Speaker 1: maybe I can sidebar him or maybe we could talk
Speaker 1: about that on the town hall. I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: they got paid, but it was really interesting, like seeing
Speaker 1: all the guys talking to all the guys and them
Speaker 1: really being just as kind of excited to be a
Speaker 1: part of this, and they saying that he did you see. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. There was there was, and that's
Speaker 1: another thing. There was a lot of sizes my ass.
Speaker 1: Of course, like most times when you watch porn, you
Speaker 1: look at the dick and I'm there was a lot
Speaker 1: of different shapes and sizes of these goddamn dicks. There
Speaker 1: was real little ones and then there was real big ones.
Speaker 1: And maybe that was the time how she was yelling.
Speaker 1: There was a real big one walking around, and I
Speaker 1: was just like, who is going after that? Because they
Speaker 1: got to just be Maybe that dick was big, he
Speaker 1: was sure, So I get y'all with the short kings, y'all,
Speaker 1: I get it. That thing was down to like his knee,
Speaker 1: baby bro. I was like I was looking at I
Speaker 1: was seaning not to look at it. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what I could do in real life. I'm sitting here,
Speaker 1: mind you, I'm on a couch. You see how y'all
Speaker 1: sitting over there? This is me just watching sixteen Mother
Speaker 1: besides you. So it's me. Uh, Daniel was there was
Speaker 1: with his partner. There was uh, maybe like five of
Speaker 1: us five watching, and then two bartenders because they had
Speaker 1: to play party later on that evening, so maybe like
Speaker 1: five of us watching. Oh my god, I have to Daniel,
Speaker 1: I need to lie. So NSFW is renting out the
Speaker 1: new clubhouse out of Space to shoot content, and so
Speaker 1: they were all on this big, old, massive bed and
Speaker 1: it was just really really really dope to watch because
Speaker 1: by the way Bella, the way that bitch road dick
Speaker 1: it took Dick was kind of did you see DP? Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh what a lot of peop. They smell like a
Speaker 1: lot of man sweat. You know what's crazy because I
Speaker 1: feel like pussy. No, this is where I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you. I'm confused as to how I smelt what
Speaker 1: I smelled when I went to Trapeeze in Atlanta. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I am in a room with two women and sixteen niggas. Baby,
Speaker 1: I did not smell. It didn't smell bad, but also
Speaker 1: maybe there was no condoms being used. There was a
Speaker 1: lot of lube, probably nothing with a smell either. It
Speaker 1: didn't start smelling like anything bad. And I assume because
Speaker 1: they're they're, you know, pros, not that they do that.
Speaker 1: They do not the girls. I'm talking about that the
Speaker 1: men didn't smell. I'm thinking about weight. I didn't smell sweat.
Speaker 1: It didn't smell nasty. It didn't even smell like overbearingly
Speaker 1: like sex. Maybe because the space is also so big,
Speaker 1: and it was cold, baby, that room was cold, mind you.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here now. I wish I had popcorn, bitch.
Speaker 1: I ended up asking for a little comforter, And I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here like this, just like this, like and my
Speaker 1: eyes are just going like this because subgirl is sucking
Speaker 1: and taking two dicks. She's riding dick and then someone
Speaker 1: else is going in her ass while she's like sucking,
Speaker 1: and it's like all holes are being used all the
Speaker 1: time for almost forty minutes straight, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: these women are fucking super fucking heroes with superpower trying
Speaker 1: to figure out why the fuck you didn't call me? Dan, Bro,
Speaker 1: I literally look you. It was amazing. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: I did also ask consent to Bella to even bring
Speaker 1: this up. Hopefully we can bring her on, whether it's
Speaker 1: a Patreon episode or an upcoming episode. I was amazed,
Speaker 1: and I was like, how empowering that these women got
Speaker 1: to pretty much just enjoy this and their husbands be
Speaker 1: in the room, allow them to do this, and their
Speaker 1: husband's being like and when we're done, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to tell her how much I love her and rub
Speaker 1: her feet and have sex with her right after on
Speaker 1: some like it was why are you looking like it?
Speaker 1: It was very, very very it was. It was it
Speaker 1: was eye opening. Okay. I was like, there is hope.
Speaker 1: Oh I go hold you bitch. That's literally what I
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, there's hope I will find a man
Speaker 1: that is okay with me sharing my escapades on a
Speaker 1: goddamn podcast and going to sex clubs and all the things. Bro.
Speaker 1: It was incredible, and they were just so dope to
Speaker 1: talk to, Like both of their husbands were like had
Speaker 1: the cameras were making the husbands were filming it, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, Wow, what a family affair. So
Speaker 1: before we get out of here, I did also want
Speaker 1: to give you guys some tips for a successful gang bang.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, and this comes Decid trying to read. This
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Speaker 1: hot gang bang fantasy watch gang bang porn. I think
Speaker 1: that's the easiest way to start. And again, their names
Speaker 1: are Subgirl and Bella Diavella. I believe I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: both of their names in the description of this episode
Speaker 1: so you guys could do your research. But that is
Speaker 1: probably what I always suggest people to do before doing
Speaker 1: any fantasy, any kink. Watch that shit as much as
Speaker 1: you can. This is something I used to do with
Speaker 1: my ex because he wasn't ready to really add other people.
Speaker 1: And I think I mentioned this on the pod. Role
Speaker 1: play using sex toys. So I had King Noir's dick,
Speaker 1: which is massive, his dil do, and then I had
Speaker 1: my partner's dildo, and then I had a dildo that
Speaker 1: was smaller than my partner, and we would rotate all
Speaker 1: of them out and we gave names to them and
Speaker 1: all so you can role play gang bangings with dil do's.
Speaker 1: Because the small one had to go on my ass.
Speaker 1: I wasn't taking Kings anywhere else. But he liked the
Speaker 1: noises I made with King's dildo and it was different
Speaker 1: because maybe that thing was big. That's big. That thing
Speaker 1: is scary. Yeah, I have it in my house. Thing
Speaker 1: is King ars Dick holds the necklaces in my home. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. You use King nor zildo as a necklace holder.
Speaker 1: That thing's not going on my pussy. That is great,
Speaker 1: with enough loop, it definitely wouldn't NFL great great. I
Speaker 1: did just buy the Clona really kit for a little fun.
Speaker 1: I have one. I have one. I just haven't used
Speaker 1: it yet, and I'm just it's fun. Remember I did
Speaker 1: it with any Yeah, but uh yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, so we've been apart for like
Speaker 2: a week and a half because of work, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh yeah, I think I'm gonna do the
Speaker 2: Clona really.
Speaker 1: Like if you ever have to leave me again. Boo.
Speaker 1: And there's a clone of pussy as well. Hated it.
Speaker 1: You didn't like it? No, I don't think I want Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would want that. The clay
Speaker 1: all up in my Also, you can start small with
Speaker 1: a threesome, So where We constantly have the conversations around
Speaker 1: the difference between a threesome and a train. A train
Speaker 1: would be more implied and closer to a threesome, so
Speaker 1: having them go after each other would get you ready
Speaker 1: to start adding more people.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, we've have alien egg even though
Speaker 2: Vandy's decentering sexy. You think you're gonna get that tea
Speaker 2: in atlantern?
Speaker 1: What you're gonna do? I don't know yet. I don't
Speaker 1: mean here for us. I mean I don't know. You
Speaker 1: better go to a Hawks game and give us some
Speaker 1: t Don't do that. Don't do that. I am off
Speaker 1: of the athlete. I got, I got my one, and
Speaker 1: I'm one and done at this point, I got my
Speaker 1: one and then I'm done. Before we got out of here, guys,
Speaker 1: though we have a hotel, since y'all won't be getting
Speaker 1: any for me anytime soon, this comes hotel. A hotel, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is one of our because he definitely said hotel, hotel,
Speaker 1: this is your pillow? What hotel? Tell t A. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not tell you said we got a hotel? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with a hotel? Wait? I guess it's just all
Speaker 1: the it's the tale. What did you hear when it's
Speaker 1: a tale. No, it's a tale, a hotel like a motel?
Speaker 1: Oh no, tell, how the fuck else are I supposed
Speaker 1: to say to that? God? Damnit? So hey, guys, I'm
Speaker 1: writing a response to the post where Mandy is talking
Speaker 1: about taking all of that twenty two year old penis. Y'all,
Speaker 1: he's twenty three, now shut up. Anyways, Well, I also
Speaker 1: have a too big tail myself. I met him online
Speaker 1: and was fascinated by him, being six foot seven and
Speaker 1: over three hundred pounds, an ex football player, bearded, and
Speaker 1: super sexy. Chocolate See I'm five nine and have often
Speaker 1: fantasized about finding a tall, big chocolate man with a
Speaker 1: big old thing to break me off. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't. We did not get a picture. I do not, Nay.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find me a big old chocolate man.
Speaker 1: I call him chocolate. I like me a chocolate man. Figure.
Speaker 1: I like him girthy more so than long, though, or
Speaker 1: so I thought. After flirting a little while, he started
Speaker 1: telling me he wanted me to sit on his face.
Speaker 1: So one day I obliged him. After going out on
Speaker 1: a date, I kind of figured by him always emphasizing
Speaker 1: wanting me to sit on his face and never mentioning
Speaker 1: fucking me. He either had a small thing or something
Speaker 1: else going on, but I wanted to find out anyway.
Speaker 1: I finally sat on his face, as promised, and he
Speaker 1: was doing such a great job I wanted more. So
Speaker 1: I reached around and tried to stroke his dick and
Speaker 1: realized my hand can't even wrap around it fully. Okay,
Speaker 1: then it kind of excited me, so then I tried
Speaker 1: to put it in my mouth, and after having to
Speaker 1: open my mouth so wide, my jaw kind of hurt.
Speaker 1: Mind you, my mouth is pretty big. I take it
Speaker 1: to the head and start stroking it with both hands.
Speaker 1: Finally he pulls out one of those extra extra extra
Speaker 1: large condoms. I'm thinking, Okay, he knows this motherfucker is huge.
Speaker 1: But the moment that but hold on. But the moment
Speaker 1: that fucked me up was when I looked over and
Speaker 1: noticed he was struggling to get his extra large condom
Speaker 1: on his dick. It was literally squeezing his thing and
Speaker 1: he could barely get it on. The further he pulled it,
Speaker 1: the tighter it got. At this point. At this point,
Speaker 1: I'm scared, but super excited. He it goes to put
Speaker 1: it in. I'm super wet, but it won't go in,
Speaker 1: so then he man handles my ass and pushes my
Speaker 1: legs all the way back. Mind you, this man is
Speaker 1: massive and strong at that I almost panicked when he
Speaker 1: yanked me down off the pillow and threw my legs back.
Speaker 1: He pushed it in, and I felt my pussy feel
Speaker 1: as though it was stretched to capacity, to the point
Speaker 1: of tour It was so huge. I came on like
Speaker 1: the third pump and he came in maybe ten pumps,
Speaker 1: so it was king the word. But when he pulled
Speaker 1: it out, it was like that big dick sucked all
Speaker 1: the air out of me and I passed out. When
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom after I was bleeding, I
Speaker 1: had a tear and could feel the soreness, couldn't sit
Speaker 1: and had to soak my COOCHI and EPs and salt.
Speaker 1: When I got home, I was in recovery for like
Speaker 1: a month from that humongous ass dick. That ended my
Speaker 1: curiosity about big ass dudes and huge dicks. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of times they choose me because I'm tall
Speaker 1: and they assume I could take those long ones. But
Speaker 1: the extra wide ones are a different story. Whoo, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I would like to see it. I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a few where I'm just like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck I'm supposed to do it?
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 2: I dated one, the dude that left me for Jesus,
Speaker 2: the Venezuelan guy, which I we was so big. I
Speaker 2: literally googled later to see where the biggest dicks in
Speaker 2: the world are, and the Congo and Venezuela are in
Speaker 2: the top five.
Speaker 1: Oh, that niggas dick was huge. I used to call
Speaker 1: him Coke Cam. Oh no, I'm not gonna lie. The
Speaker 1: main one that's around right now who've been around, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, when I get real horny, I'll be asking him, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna put it in my ass? But then when
Speaker 1: I get around it, it's like, what, I'm not putting
Speaker 1: that in my ass?
Speaker 2: Friend I have when they're drunk, they end up calling
Speaker 2: me like, oh my god, I must have sucked in
Speaker 2: my ass last night, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like what, Yeah, No, I'll be one. I'll be one
Speaker 1: anal sex. But also I like big dicks, and so
Speaker 1: when I really get around it, i'd be like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I ain't en up breathing exercises in the world. I
Speaker 1: ain't ready. I got him. I got Lama's class, baby baby. Anyways, guys,
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Speaker 1: expensive shoes all the time. Many fucking threw her foot
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Speaker 1: killing your parents is so white. We gotta bring Ashley on.
Speaker 1: And you know I did it. Oh my, I kept saying, Dad,
Speaker 1: keep smoking, smoke them down, shoving them out. It is
Speaker 1: very white.
Speaker 2: And then I thought, because there was Dixon and we
Speaker 2: should bring a cheme. But we're gonna see how this
Speaker 2: episode go.
Speaker 1: I know about it. Maybe maybe it's funnier that I haven't.
Speaker 2: No, honestly, everybody knows about it to be fine, but
Speaker 2: I want to intro a cheme.
Speaker 1: We don't even need to do that since he's been
Speaker 1: here too much. And Ashley, who it came, introduced me to.
Speaker 1: I went on your pod, yes, and I'm wonderful.
Speaker 5: I had so much fun to commence or just like,
Speaker 5: this is an amazing guest Bringer back Bringer Back. I'm
Speaker 5: not just saying no I had I didn't watch the movie,
Speaker 5: but I but you knowing.
Speaker 1: Me, the comments and comments were there before I didn't
Speaker 1: watch it. But it was mad fun.
Speaker 2: And it's fun because like when you don't expect to like,
Speaker 2: you know, vibe that well.
Speaker 1: But I ended up thinking to myself, no, like because
Speaker 1: you never know, you're like, oh, yeah, you don't. So
Speaker 1: I go on this date on the field app with
Speaker 1: this girl who didn't tell me that she knew who
Speaker 1: I was, which wasn't a big deal, but I think
Speaker 1: that's a big deal. She told me later in a text,
Speaker 1: LI kN who you were. Yeah, She's like, oh, this,
Speaker 1: let me read it to you.
Speaker 2: Actually, so I talk about it in this episode of
Speaker 2: she was the perfect unicorn. Like literally just everything about
Speaker 2: this girl, Like I think when you bring someone in
Speaker 2: for a threesome, the.
Speaker 1: Vibe can be off. Maybe they can be too needy,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll be too needy. Maybe they're shople so masculine.
Speaker 1: Though from where I was standing on stage, she seemed
Speaker 1: very masculine to me. That was my man girl. Oh
Speaker 1: so we have this amazing threesome. No one talks about jobs, right.
Speaker 1: She sends me a voice message like, hey, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I ever told you that I've watched her
Speaker 1: show before, but I'm listening to my regular podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: neg Sorry, didn't like that. I don't like that. I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at it. Well, you're a different person than
Speaker 1: I am. I don't like that.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna be a fan, at least be a fan.
Speaker 4: If I was I watch your show, I will say
Speaker 4: I'm listening to my regular podcast as wild.
Speaker 1: But maybe she feels like this is my safe space.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, like because maybe we talked about Dick too
Speaker 1: much and from after fucking her. Okay, well here's what
Speaker 1: she said. This is my six, She said, I absolutely
Speaker 1: can't really listen to your show at work because it
Speaker 1: gets crazy, but need more queer shit in my life,
Speaker 1: and so I like to listen to queer comedians while
Speaker 1: I'm working, et cetera. And you're on this week girl,
Speaker 1: So mind you. I had no idea that she knew
Speaker 1: who I was, and I leave Ashley's pod thinking I
Speaker 1: was wilding out. Nobody's gonna know me there.
Speaker 4: I have five black listeners, Yeah yeah, and one of
Speaker 4: them happen to be someone you had a threesome, which.
Speaker 1: Because you slept with a lot of my blacklisters, I
Speaker 1: mean I will continue to do. So I sleep with
Speaker 1: five black listeners, all of them. Speaking of black listeners,
Speaker 1: so I walk into Sour Mouse where Ashley has this
Speaker 1: residency on Sundays and it's in the Lower East.
Speaker 2: I come through and she's like you everybody, Wheezy's here,
Speaker 2: and no one says anything.
Speaker 1: She ses you guys don't know. She hasn't get off black.
Speaker 1: And then that made it so much more uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I thought it was also very true on her two
Speaker 4: laughs on it, you know what I mean, just like
Speaker 4: I thought so too.
Speaker 5: But nothing because white lesbians will not like you. You
Speaker 5: really have to warm them up before they'll laugh at
Speaker 5: something with the word black in it.
Speaker 1: And the game says nigga, like crazy I do, and
Speaker 1: they let it slide. They let it slide with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also if they don't black, no, but like, okay, so
Speaker 1: I watch his sets a lot, right, we're friends. I'm
Speaker 1: going all the time. For some reason, in that crowd,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I just don't care. I don't
Speaker 1: think that they care. They don't care, or they're a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I get uncomfortable. I get it.
Speaker 6: Some black people do get uncomfortable, and I get that critique,
Speaker 6: and I'm also not going to change it.
Speaker 4: But I know, I'm curious about this because I've never
Speaker 4: because they feel like that's like an insider.
Speaker 6: Feel like you're saying you're not supposed to say it
Speaker 6: around white people because they feel like that subconsciously gives
Speaker 6: them the permission to say it. No, that's what some
Speaker 6: people think, and I'm like, no, not my people. I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't think we should think. But you know it's
Speaker 6: crazy about it. This I haven't I haven't told you this.
Speaker 6: I was on a gay cruise. This was happened the
Speaker 6: first gay coup, which I did so maybe two years ago,
Speaker 6: only black, one of the few black people on the
Speaker 6: gay cruises, okay, and I said, nigga a bunch of
Speaker 6: one of my sets, and I got a complaint from
Speaker 6: a black couple.
Speaker 7: Oh see, this is that, Yah, this is that we're
Speaker 7: black artlam And you know what, they complained to a
Speaker 7: white man about me, and the white dude couldn't do anything.
Speaker 1: He was just like, so, you just called a segment
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