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Speaker 1: Then Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: to your dirty little Secret. Text in for one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. They say I say it too fast. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying it slower. Do you think it was nice? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'll try it again. Then text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one. I used to like you can hear that.

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Speaker 1: I've I've heard the criticism and I agree. Also, I

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Speaker 1: was saying it too quick, so that's the text number. Oh. Also,

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Speaker 1: I take too long to get to the things, so

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Speaker 1: let's get to it. It's time for your dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 1: So how are you on the phone? You hey, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I stubbed my toe and now I'm in a foot brace.

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Speaker 1: Is that your dirty little secret? You're doing right into it? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: that's what I've been telling people. But my dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: what really happened was I was doing the helicopter dance

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Speaker 1: for my wife and I tripped over our phone cord

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Speaker 1: and I damped my toe into the wall phone. Was

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Speaker 1: practice picking out video or didn't happen? Yeah? Seriously, I

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Speaker 1: want to see the video of you stubbing your toe.

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Speaker 1: Doing that right, you should do it again and film

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Speaker 1: a SloMo videos of jet that Alex and I are married.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, I have to say that

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Speaker 1: for new listeners, if you're aw listener, say all the time.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, um, try doing that that helicopter or jumping

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Speaker 1: up and down, but jumping up and down in basketball

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Speaker 1: shores with no unties in SloMo it's hilarious. Yeah, also

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Speaker 1: makes you look pretty impressive. Yeah, it's really funny. I'm

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Speaker 1: more shocked. Hey, you're doing a little secret. Is that

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Speaker 1: you tell everybody you stubbed your toe? Why do you

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Speaker 1: tell him you stubb your toe again? Or how? Um?

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Speaker 1: I just was walking there, Okay, so you just you

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Speaker 1: just say whatever, you stubby toe. But the real reason

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Speaker 1: is they whatever you're helicopter in for your wife and

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Speaker 1: then you tripped? Why are you like denying the truth? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a better story because you can't tell people that

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Speaker 1: it was. Can you be hilarious say this? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I didn't want to. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to tell any of my co workers. It's

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Speaker 1: an embarrassing story. I can't tell him when I'm doing

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Speaker 1: the helicopter dance and naked for my wife. Why, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's funny? All right? Well, you know, maybe I will

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Speaker 1: then maybe I will start talking, Yeah, right before you

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Speaker 1: get a meeting started. Like maybe I don't know what

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Speaker 1: you do, but maybe you're talking to someone who was

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Speaker 1: a prospective client who talked. Sorry about that stuff I

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Speaker 1: tell last night heller Coptern for the wife. I'm more

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Speaker 1: shocked that you have a phone card. You have like

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Speaker 1: a you have a landline in your house. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: keep it old school at the house. Wow, that's like

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Speaker 1: really old school, like nineteen sixties old school that I

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Speaker 1: thought you meant like the phone card that you plug

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Speaker 1: into the wall. You're like your cell phone. That's what

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Speaker 1: I was wondering because you said phone cards. So you

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Speaker 1: actually have a landline. Yes, yes, I don't care about

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Speaker 1: your helicopter thing anymore. That's a funny story. But also

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Speaker 1: I think that's the biggest dirt little secret, is your landline.

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Speaker 1: It probablys is a money on. The cable company did

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Speaker 1: that thing to you, didn't they They tripled it up

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Speaker 1: on you and bundled it up. And now you have Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now you have a phone that just rings once in

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Speaker 1: a while. You don't and uh, it's it's only telemarketers.

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Speaker 1: And you forget where you put the phone. So you're

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Speaker 1: running around your house being like, where do the phone?

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Speaker 1: Where do we put the phone? Again? What is it under?

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Speaker 1: I would really like to know how that saves the

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Speaker 1: cable company money. Doesn't Yeah? I mean, like does it even?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Why do they want us have a phone? Limp? Why? Why? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: And I think the biggest thing, that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I should be the ones suing them.

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Speaker 1: Are they suing you? I should be the one suing them.

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Speaker 1: So are you okay? There's levels to your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Are they suing No? I'm paying my bill. Just they should,

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Speaker 1: they should be sued for what happened. Yeah, I agree,

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Speaker 1: I agree. Maybe send them a video if you're doing

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Speaker 1: the helicopter that could you know, sway things in mule direction? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: some evidence on the evidence. Well, it's a funny story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us. And it's really cool to

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Speaker 1: meet somebody from the past. I don't know time traveled

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Speaker 1: here last Yeah, back in the back, in the back

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Speaker 1: in the day, when they had phone, when they had

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Speaker 1: regular phone lines plugged into your they'd be plugged into

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Speaker 1: your wall landline, yeah, landline, And if you picked it

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Speaker 1: up in the house and someone else is on it.

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Speaker 1: You'd hear their conversation and you'd be like, get off

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Speaker 1: the phone, and then they'd hang up. Yeah, sometimes you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't know. Yeah, you'll go check, dude. It was nice though,

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Speaker 1: with a regular phone when they were around, because if

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Speaker 1: you didn't want someone to call you, they had do

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Speaker 1: not disturb. Oh really no, it was kind of do

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Speaker 1: not disturb though. All you did was leave the phone

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Speaker 1: off the hook. He's too young. That's so smart though,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. Do not disturb. Well, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your your little secret. Thanks guys, have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Did Jebil show on demand?