WEBVTT - Buy Your Own Valentine

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, well about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today.

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<v Speaker 1>The subject this is a crazy letter, guys. The subject

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<v Speaker 1>not during Black History Month. All right, that doesn't begin

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you what this letter is about. But just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting subject whatever that's that's right. Whatever you're doing in

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<v Speaker 1>this letter, don't do it during Black History Month. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see, we'll see, we will right now. Nephew here

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<v Speaker 1>with today's praying phone call. What you got for his nap? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>certainly you know what. We're in the middle of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>We on our way to it. Big holiday coming up

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<v Speaker 1>on Friday. The title is by your own Valentine's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, by your own Valentine's money. And can say

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<v Speaker 1>that by val a cheap one that's only a cheap

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<v Speaker 1>one would say that that ain't going to what you

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<v Speaker 1>think is your own I'm not going down. Let's go. Hello. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach Mr Niche Please a this is Floyd.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm calling from our international flowers. Are you listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, I'm good. We have you on schedule to

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<v Speaker 1>get a delivery. Let me see. Uh you work at

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<v Speaker 1>a y Okay, so we have you schedule that eleven

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<v Speaker 1>of the clock to receive some some flowers. I'm assuming

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<v Speaker 1>this is about that's some sweede. Okay. Now, now here's

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<v Speaker 1>the issue. Your husband is Kitty correct, Yes, that's my husband. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Kennedy who purchased this is three dozen of assorted

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<v Speaker 1>roses and so he got one of our biggest layouts

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<v Speaker 1>that we have. Well you have okay. Now the only

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<v Speaker 1>little issue that we have, shenis and that the card

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<v Speaker 1>that Kennedy gave us has been declined. And uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>his card has been declined. Now what I did is

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to lose the delivery time because you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have kind of not done what I did, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know you wouldn't have got your flowers chill Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think you missed Denise. You have you have

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<v Speaker 1>you ordered flowers from us in the past? Yes? I

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<v Speaker 1>ordered flowers from these sides all the time. So what's

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<v Speaker 1>the problem. So, so so let me tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>I did. You already had a card on file, so

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<v Speaker 1>I went I charged that card, so you I charged.

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<v Speaker 1>I charged your card so that way you could keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>But didn't my husband make this order. I'm sorry, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't my husband make this order? Your husband made the order? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then you need to be calling Kennedy this right? If

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<v Speaker 1>his car was declined, he was ordering me some flowers. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me say this. I tried to reach out to

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Kennedy, but he didn't pick up the phone. So

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying is, okay, you try him again. That's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you can try him again. He's the one who you

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<v Speaker 1>need to speak to about the car being declined. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>use my card on file? Well, I've already used your card. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>who gave you permission to use my card? You should

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<v Speaker 1>be calling to ask me if you can use my card.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't just charge my car for my own flowers, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's the thought that comes. I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a damn about the thought. If I'm paying the damn

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<v Speaker 1>to see his card was decline, not Shanis's card, So

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<v Speaker 1>you need to speak to him. Okay, Chris nice? Why

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<v Speaker 1>do I need to call Kennedy who had already charge

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<v Speaker 1>your car? The matter is taken care of now. I

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<v Speaker 1>won't Kenney just gotta give you your money back. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, that is not your decision to make. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so what you want me to do, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>keep you. I don't care about no damn schedule what

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<v Speaker 1>I care about with but I gotta take my home flowers. Hell,

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<v Speaker 1>no like you being ungrateful to basically be honest with

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<v Speaker 1>due telling me I'm grateful you calling me from my

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<v Speaker 1>card number, Sir man or sir wherever you prefer. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Floyd. I said that their name is. Your

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<v Speaker 1>name could be Floyd Magwether for all I can't care.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not about to charge my car for no amount

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<v Speaker 1>of money that has already been charged. Man, my card

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<v Speaker 1>got to not be charged. You better call my husband

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<v Speaker 1>to fix that. I'm not about to buy note flowers

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<v Speaker 1>from myself. And you know what, let me tell you something,

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<v Speaker 1>quite frankly, I don't even know why he bought you

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<v Speaker 1>no flowers anyway, with this kind of attitude you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I know you're not about you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when where you're at, I'll send my husband down there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm gonna do when you when you're sitting,

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<v Speaker 1>When you send him down here, is his car gonna

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<v Speaker 1>work because it ain't being it ain't been work. How

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<v Speaker 1>you're being funny now? But you're gonna charge my car?

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<v Speaker 1>How come you ain't calling ask him? Man? How come

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't calling asked me before he tries my car?

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<v Speaker 1>You're real unprofessional. That's what you are sending husband down there.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna see if his hands work? How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen later. I'm not trying to know what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to listen. I was trying to be nice and keep

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<v Speaker 1>you on the schedule. That's the reason why I charged

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<v Speaker 1>your car. Okay about you're trying to get my money

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<v Speaker 1>and you ain't about to do it, you, sir, you

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<v Speaker 1>are not. You keep saying ain't about to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You already been charged three hundred and some dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>the flowers. But why are you hundreds dollars? What kind

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<v Speaker 1>of flowers caused three hundred dollars? These flowers? Better have

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<v Speaker 1>chocolates and tatty. Better better get up and make me

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<v Speaker 1>some and sup when I'm sick? What kind of flowers

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<v Speaker 1>as your charges? These are nice flowers and three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>some dollars that got declined by your husband car them flowers?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what unprofessional is? Hell? What is your name again, Floyd?

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<v Speaker 1>Who last name? Floyd? Floyd? What's your last name? Floyd?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to speak to your manager right them? Nowns

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of fact running this company? I know what,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't you you? You'll ask me to be on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>All you need to do, it's pick up the flowers

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<v Speaker 1>and put them in the veins. What is you doing

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with me? Anyway? I'm calling trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be nice and keep you on the schedule, and you

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<v Speaker 1>you so ungrateful with that. All I'm saying is who

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<v Speaker 1>running this damn company? This whole mothers need to be

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<v Speaker 1>shut down? Okay, do you want to talk to the supervisal?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to the manager, the supervisor. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to whoever? Only damn company. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>about to try to me? Three hun damn? So the

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<v Speaker 1>hall long then and let me get Tommy. Tommy is

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<v Speaker 1>a supervisor. You want to talk to Tommy. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to Tommy. Hello, this is Tommy. Tommy. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what is going on at your company, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>but this man is trying to charge me three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for some flowers. Okay, you need to call my husband.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is Tommy. Mr n This is nephew

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy from the Stity Hobby Morning Show. Your husband Kennedy

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<v Speaker 1>got me to playing phone call you. Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>You all right? Oh? I had about my old damn Flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to tell me what it's the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>radio show in the land. Let's see Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You know sometimes you know it, get what what? It's

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<v Speaker 1>by your own Valontin sometimes sometimes sometime to come down

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<v Speaker 1>to that. You know your card here, card don't matter,

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<v Speaker 1>you know if you want your bottom time to go right?

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<v Speaker 1>Did he by your own mountain town? This time? It

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<v Speaker 1>happens that way? And Shirley, we already know Jay Junior,

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<v Speaker 1>you can attest to this. Tell me this women. Won't

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<v Speaker 1>they flowers coming to that office in that cubicle in

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<v Speaker 1>front of everybody else, don't they? That's a lovely thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody you know, you know you don't want them late

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<v Speaker 1>on Monday. They cannot fly, will show up on the

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<v Speaker 1>on the seventeen? Are you crazy? That's right? Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I got something to tell you right here. This is

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<v Speaker 1>perfect for this. We go to my friends at one Flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>See how I did that? See that that just do

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<v Speaker 1>a commercial on my prise. They are the Roads Authority.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch watch this right here, Uh Census Valentine, Bring your

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<v Speaker 1>lady out to the Comedy land Fest. On the fourteen,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be in Cleveland, Ohio. Baby. On the fifteenth, Cincinnati, Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>And on the sixteen, Memphis, Tennessee. That's Comedy Laugh Fest.

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<v Speaker 1>That's me. That's D. L. Hughley said you to entertainer D. N.

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<v Speaker 1>Cole and Earthquake. We're shaking it up all weekend long.

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<v Speaker 1>Ticket to available all Ticketmaster outlets and at the box office.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't sell red now. Laying in the cut is

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Laying in the cut is Montgomery, Alabama.

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<v Speaker 1>Yearlmor coming to the Gum baby March watch fur of

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<v Speaker 1>coming to the gump. Think it's on sale. You're right near.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cute. You wanta you wanta do some flowers flowers

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<v Speaker 1>dot com? All right, thank you, nep you. Uh listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter for today's subject.

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<v Speaker 1>Not during Black History months. Oh no, oh no. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into it right after this