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Speaker 1: Call It what It Is with Jessica Capshaw and Camille

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Speaker 1: Lettington and iHeartRadio Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello Call It crew, and welcome

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Speaker 2: to another episode up, Short and Sweet. Oh this is kind.

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Speaker 1: Of a follow up, I was gonna say in a

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Speaker 1: follow up to How to Lose a Girl in ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: We can tell that you all aren't talking about dating.

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Speaker 3: And so are we.

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Speaker 2: It's been so long for us, but we're.

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Speaker 1: Happy to mine for those stories and come up with

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Speaker 1: you know how we relate to your stories now and

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Speaker 1: some of ours.

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Speaker 2: So funnily enough, did you see this little blurb that

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Speaker 2: came out of that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Jason and his wife Kylie are so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Jason Kelsey and his wife Kylie are so sweet and

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Speaker 1: so relatable, and I just they're adorable. But he came

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Speaker 1: on and said it was so embarrassing because on one

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Speaker 1: of his on the second date with his wife, a

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Speaker 1: fart squeezed out, And you know how I feel about farts.

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Speaker 1: And also just like just saying a fart squeezed out,

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Speaker 1: like you're dying?

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Speaker 2: Can I be honest if that was you? There is

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Speaker 2: no way. I mean me too, I don't I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be honest, I don't think a third day would have happened.

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Speaker 1: I mean, and unless if it was funny.

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, people fart. It is true, it happens.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I get the ick. It depends,

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Speaker 2: he says, squeezed out. So it like, is it like

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining? Like I don't mean to get graphic, but

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Speaker 2: this is what I'm imagine. Like you like one of

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Speaker 2: those Yeah, I can't. I can't. You don't want to

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Speaker 2: get me going on this. You don't want to get

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Speaker 2: me going on this.

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Speaker 4: But he just but he talked about how I guess

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Speaker 4: they went skating and he was dying on his skates

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Speaker 4: and then when and squeezed out, and he was very

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Speaker 4: happy and lucky that she left and thought that that

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Speaker 4: was funny.

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Speaker 1: But that's embarrassing, and he was embarrassed. And I was

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Speaker 1: thinking about things that I did that were embarrassing. Oh

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Speaker 1: I've got.

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Speaker 2: One, Okay, tell me, because I have one too.

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Speaker 5: It's so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't really on a date so much as actually

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get the date.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to land the date. Yeah, oh my god, Okay, So.

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Speaker 1: I knew that this guy was very into like western,

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Speaker 1: like life, like course riding, and I'm so obsessed with

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Speaker 1: the story already.

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Speaker 3: Please yes, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I knew that he Oh my god, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's wrong with me. Something's wrong, something was clearly

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Speaker 1: wrong with me. Anyway, So I knew he was super

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Speaker 1: into Western stuff. And I, you know, I'm originally from

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Speaker 1: the Midwest, and I have you know, I have Western

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Speaker 1: adjacent stuff in my life, and I ride horses, and

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Speaker 1: at the time I was riding horses more and I

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Speaker 1: have I had a pair of chaps, like.

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Speaker 2: The the zip on you know, no Swede, Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: did not put them on? Yes I did. I did.

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Speaker 1: I put them on casually, which, by the way, you

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Speaker 1: would never have do you casually throw on chaps in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: We were we were in Los Angeles. We actually were

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Speaker 2: near horses.

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Speaker 1: We just I wasn't riding one, and you would not

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Speaker 3: I just decided that I was.

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Speaker 1: Going to put them on to show how you know,

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Speaker 1: western I was, and I didn't. The most embarrassing part

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Speaker 1: is that I didn't think it was embarrassing, Like I

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Speaker 1: thought that it was actually like a good move.

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Speaker 2: Did you land the date?

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Speaker 1: Not in not even a little bit like oh no, wondering, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't actually I had zero status with

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Speaker 1: There wasn't even a not even a hope for me.

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Speaker 2: I'm picture and you like walking away in the chaps

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Speaker 2: but you haven't gotten a date.

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Speaker 1: Yeah with like my gene, but like I'm walking out

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Speaker 1: with yeh god, that's just really embarrassing for me. But

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Speaker 1: it really didn't necessarily, I guess, embarrass me in front

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Speaker 5: It wasn't like a fart on the second date?

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Speaker 2: What about you? I do have a really oh god, okay,

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Speaker 2: you know what, like just just falling tripping and falling

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Speaker 2: is like embarrassing, right, Like it just is like I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it can be embarrassing on a first second date with somebody.

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Speaker 2: I definitely fell all the way down some stairs from

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Speaker 2: the very top stair all the way down the fall

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Speaker 2: last of the bottom. Yeah, and it was enough of

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Speaker 2: enough time to think this is embarrassing while it's happened

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Speaker 2: like halfway down, so that and then and then there's

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Speaker 2: think about it is like when you fall down five

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Speaker 2: hundred stairs, It's like, what do you do at the

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Speaker 2: bottom the collise. There's no way that.

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Speaker 3: I didn't did that on purpose? How allan I am.

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Speaker 2: There's no way to act cool like you've fallen fallen,

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Speaker 2: there's no way to shake it off. You You're like, I,

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Speaker 2: I might need to go to the hospital. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: Belle said, I felt So Belle said, I felt sick.

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Speaker 2: So I took a sip of water and I threw

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Speaker 2: up all. I threw up all in the water. That's terrible.

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Speaker 5: That's just sad. That's sad. That's that's just sad.

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Speaker 3: That's embarrassing. That's just sad. I'm so sorry. I want

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Speaker 3: to like scuper upsy.

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Speaker 1: This is where in my aforementioned superpower dere category, I.

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Speaker 3: Would say I'd like to stop time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't have the This is the problem

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Speaker 2: with the superhero thing. You don't have Also, you can

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Speaker 2: only pick one thing, so you don't know what's going

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Speaker 2: to happen in the future, so you're stopping time after

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Speaker 2: it's already happened.

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Speaker 1: No, if she knew she was gonna throw up she

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Speaker 1: said she felt sick.

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Speaker 3: She could stop.

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Speaker 2: Time, wait till she got here and then you know,

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Speaker 2: you know what though, you know what could stop you

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Speaker 2: feeling sick though you healing her? Yeah, okay, anyways, Danny.

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Speaker 3: Said, I forgot where I parked after our first date.

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Speaker 5: We walked around the parking lot for a long time

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Speaker 5: before I found it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.

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Speaker 5: And you know, on a date, not a first date.

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Speaker 2: That is funny though, Aubrey, my date gave me a

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Speaker 2: high five at the end of our date.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, this is I mean truly, this one wins.

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Speaker 2: A high five. Holy no.

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Speaker 1: I mean, as long as you can, you know, as

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Speaker 1: long as you could practice the universal law that you

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Speaker 1: should not take anything personally, you could just be like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: like I know where I stand right, Like tanks would

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Speaker 3: Well box you were in, Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is

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Speaker 3: the friend box.

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Speaker 5: You've been put into the friend box.

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Speaker 1: So you're just gonna high five back and be like,

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Speaker 1: cant you. Later, Claire wrote it and said, my date

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Speaker 1: farted and blamed me.

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Speaker 2: That how do you blame the other? Like, if there's two,

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming that just you guys on the date. So

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Speaker 2: I fart and then I'm like, why did you fart?

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Speaker 2: Like we both know, we both know what happened. I

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Speaker 2: need more details, Claire, how did this transpire? Becky? Not

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Speaker 2: eating all day, drinking too much and fainting on our

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Speaker 5: That's I don't think if she drank too much. I

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Speaker 5: think she got drunk and then.

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Speaker 2: She passed out. She passed out, She passed out.

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Speaker 5: That's not a good look, guys, it really isn't.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: People get so anxious and then I think they overdrink,

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Speaker 1: and believe me, I have in my life.

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Speaker 5: It's not I'm not throwing stones. It's just that it's

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Speaker 5: it's not a good it's not a good look.

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Speaker 2: It's also like the drinking causes you more anxiety. You

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Speaker 2: have anxiety the next day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it's not it's no, it's no.

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Speaker 3: There's a better path for us, guys.

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Speaker 2: There's a better path.

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Speaker 3: Addie said, I knocked.

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Speaker 5: His tooth out.

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Speaker 3: That would be Listen, if you didn't.

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Speaker 1: Have a real relationship with someone, to be hard to

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Speaker 1: forgive them for knocking out your tooth right away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Isabelle said, my mom showed up to the restaurant no,

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Speaker 2: and started showing him pictures of me younger. We what

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Speaker 2: the act?

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Speaker 3: No, that's like out of a movie.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we're ignoring that.

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Speaker 1: Dana said, I peed my pants and didn't tell him

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Speaker 3: Why did you tell him?

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Speaker 2: Why do you tell him? Yeah, yeah, don't tell him.

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Speaker 2: It happened Lydia. I threw up on my date's shoes

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Speaker 2: on our first date. But all good. He's my husband now.

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Speaker 5: Oh see, and you know what that.

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Speaker 1: I was reminded that like if it's meant to be,

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Speaker 1: if you know, it's gonna happen, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, like, yeah, you can grow up on their shoes, you.

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Speaker 1: Can fart, you can do all the things, but it's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. Penelo, He said, I had to sneak off

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom because my stomach didn't settle with the food.

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Speaker 1: See it's a lot of this kind of stuff that's

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Speaker 3: Food not settling. Well, yeah, all that.

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Speaker 5: Kind of stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Natalie, I called the guy by the wrong name

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Speaker 2: the entire date and he didn't correct me.

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Speaker 3: That's a problem. Well, I mean both sides, but I

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Speaker 3: almost even think more him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not correcting is weird because you could be

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Speaker 2: nervous and suddenly have just like slipped up and now

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Speaker 2: you're sticking to it right and you don't realize. Oh, Chelsea,

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Speaker 2: I was at the arcade and went to reach for

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Speaker 5: Well, hello, it can happen.

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Speaker 2: That's not good, you know, that's what else do you say?

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Speaker 1: You just say sorry, you say I know, and then

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Speaker 1: you're embarrassed, you turn red, and you move on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Carly.

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Speaker 1: Is that I had a long day of work and

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Speaker 1: fell asleep at the table while he was telling me

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Speaker 1: about his dog that died.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's awkward.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's awkward.

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Speaker 2: That's awkward, Jenny, we matched on Hinge. Then on our

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Speaker 2: first date we really realized we were related, not first cousins,

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Speaker 2: but still what there needs to be some sort of

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Speaker 2: like I don't know, something on the app that can

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Speaker 2: help with that. Jeez.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well who knows.

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Speaker 1: I hear a lot of people talk about Hinge mismatching

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Speaker 1: really well, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Because I think I think that people.

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Speaker 1: It seems to me I've heard about people saying, like,

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Speaker 1: you know that they match with someone and on their

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Speaker 1: hind profile they say that certain things about themselves and

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Speaker 1: then when they show up for the date, like it's

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Speaker 3: Know, listen, if someone says that they're six three and

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Speaker 3: they're really.

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Speaker 5: Five to three, Okay, fine, but not fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if that's fine. I mean, because

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Speaker 2: I think that like you're wasting people's time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it says a lot of things like

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Speaker 1: like be who you are, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, be who you are because someone's gonna want to

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Speaker 2: date you for who you are.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and for all those teacher there's a lots of things. Yep,

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Speaker 5: all of them all right.

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Speaker 3: And Maria said, I choked on a piece of steak instead.

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Speaker 5: Of hit him on the forehead.

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Speaker 1: That's a real bummer because a chewed up piece of

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Speaker 1: steak or on that's not sexy.

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Speaker 2: That sucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, chewed up steak on the forehead's not.

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Speaker 2: Sexy, Lauren, I ripped my pants.

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Speaker 5: It happens.

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Speaker 2: We've all been there, Lauren. Come on.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like breaking a chair, Like we've like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got out a chair and had it like almost

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Speaker 1: I've never actually broken it completely, but like you know,

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Speaker 1: I've sat on something and it's like creaked or.

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Speaker 3: It's crapped or something like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think out of all of these so far,

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Speaker 2: ripping my pants would be the one I'd pick if

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Speaker 2: I had to pick one of these to happen on

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Speaker 2: a date.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh wait, Claire's got your problem. Go for Claire.

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Speaker 2: This is great. Claire's and I fell down the stairs

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Speaker 2: at a movie theater with popcorn and the popcorn went all

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Speaker 2: of me. Yeah, that would be. That would if I

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Speaker 2: was holding food at the same time as my stairfall,

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Speaker 2: that would have been worse. Oh no, Kayla, Kayla.

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Speaker 5: She had nose bleed and she bled all over him.

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Speaker 5: It's a bummer.

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Speaker 2: I feel like though that one again is like I

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Speaker 3: No, but when it was happening, you wouldn't feel you

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Speaker 2: Very vulnerable, totally.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Izzy, I slipped on a napkin and dislocated

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Speaker 5: That's insane.

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Speaker 2: That sucks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Samantha, we were on a long hike

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Speaker 1: and my stomach started grumbling. I ended up shirting in

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Speaker 1: my pants. I mean, and then, what are you supposed

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Speaker 1: to do this? Is what I don't hike.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, read the next one. I can't.

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Speaker 2: Kira, I threw up no from his body. Odor m hm,

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Speaker 2: that is so wow. I mean that will never work too,

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Speaker 2: because like the pheromones are just really wildly off between

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Speaker 2: the two of you. Okay, Leslie, my dad and brothers

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Speaker 2: drove by the restaurant window and waved.

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Speaker 5: I think that's funny.

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Speaker 2: I do a little wave. Joe, I text my date

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Speaker 2: instead of my friend. Just oh no, no, okay, sorry, okay, Joe,

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Speaker 2: I text my date instead of my friend to say

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Speaker 2: how bad the date was and how much of a

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Speaker 2: dick he was. That is rough. That's a great story though,

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Speaker 2: but that's rough.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: We love hearing all your dating stories.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes, we've all been there,

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Speaker 1: and don't worry.

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Speaker 5: Life moves on.

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Speaker 1: You can recover and even if you know what if

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Speaker 1: it's if it can even be with the person who's

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Speaker 1: going to be your person, it won't matter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, some of these worked out. Hello, Jason Kelsey.

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Speaker 5: Yep, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Alright, Well let's call it the end of the episode.