Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second Date Update. I've said this quite a bit,
Speaker 1: but this is a first for the second Date updates,
Speaker 1: and I say it a lot. Sometimes I'm lying and
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm serious, and this time I am actually serious
Speaker 1: because I guarantee the guy that's on the phone to
Speaker 1: do a second Date update today probably has not heard
Speaker 1: the show very much, if at all, in his life.
Speaker 1: Our first ever international second date update. Oh really, it's right.
Speaker 1: The guy that wants to do a second date update
Speaker 1: doesn't even live in this country. Wow, he's on vacation here.
Speaker 1: I guess that's what his email said. Let's just talk
Speaker 1: to him, Brian. How are you? I'm very well mate,
Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? I know it's real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's real. Thank you for emailing the show.
Speaker 1: It's interesting to get an email from you since you
Speaker 1: don't even live here in America. And I'm assuming aren't
Speaker 1: a big listener. No, I've never listened before. Actually, um.
Speaker 1: The only reason I about it's from some friends of
Speaker 1: mine that I talked to over here. Okay, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: can I just ask real quick. We've had a British
Speaker 1: guy on the phone before, and he turned out to
Speaker 1: be a total phony, and he was only doing the
Speaker 1: accent to get the girl. You're legit, right, absolutely? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well where were you born? I was born in a
Speaker 1: little town called Coventry. Oh, everybody says that such a
Speaker 1: standard answer, only known for being bombed in the Second
Speaker 1: World War. The next thing, you know, he's gonna say,
Speaker 1: and he eats bangers and mash or something. My mum
Speaker 1: makes a great bangers and mash. All right, so your
Speaker 1: friends recommended that you email us. Why, Well, see, I
Speaker 1: met this girl named Kelly, right, okay, and she's fantastic,
Speaker 1: I mean, just just a brilliant girl, she really is.
Speaker 1: So I met her in the park. She was walking
Speaker 1: a dog, right I was. And this is just for clarification,
Speaker 1: this is here in America. You met her? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: We got to chat in you know, because she was
Speaker 1: walking this Dalmatian and I mean, it's it's just as
Speaker 1: it was a beautiful little puffic. So I had to,
Speaker 1: you know, and she's beautiful too, so I had to,
Speaker 1: you know, try and try and have a little conversation
Speaker 1: with her. Unless be honest, you have some major self
Speaker 1: confidence being here in America with that accent, because you
Speaker 1: were I'm sure killing it with the ladies. I mean,
Speaker 1: it doesn't hurt, you know, let's put it that way.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, really, I'm only interested in Kelly's I mean,
Speaker 1: she's just she's she's brilliant, she's amazing. Okay, what was
Speaker 1: so brilliant about her? I think that women in America
Speaker 1: are a lot more kind, you know, a little bit
Speaker 1: more gentle than the average US six girl. Let's put
Speaker 1: it that way. I see, and then you are you
Speaker 1: and I are opposite. That's why I'm always so attracted
Speaker 1: to British girls. They seem cold and kind of rude,
Speaker 1: and that's what I like in a woman. I do.
Speaker 1: I really love it. And then that's them in a nutshell, mate,
Speaker 1: let's switch places then. So I guess it was just
Speaker 1: you know, her kindness, and you know, she seems really
Speaker 1: gentle and approachable. And anyway, we we got to talking
Speaker 1: for about, you know, about forty five minutes, and and
Speaker 1: then eventually agreed to go out on a date. Right,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. So you were excited obviously about the date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, so she picked the restaurant because I have
Speaker 1: no idea about you know, where we were or anything.
Speaker 1: So she took the place. I said, you know, that's
Speaker 1: no problem, and everything went really well. I mean, she
Speaker 1: looks beautiful from head to toe, you know, amazing. We
Speaker 1: had a we had a great meal, a great conversation.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic, you know. When then we agreed to
Speaker 1: contact each other again, and I've tried and nothing, flat line,
Speaker 1: nothing at all. Can you think of any awkward moments
Speaker 1: on your date that you had with her? I mean
Speaker 1: we both speak English, yes, obviously, thank you, kind of
Speaker 1: there's still like a little language barrier because you know,
Speaker 1: you can I always call a boot of a car
Speaker 1: and you know the trunk and you know all of
Speaker 1: that stuff. Right. So I called her a classy bird.
Speaker 1: Class bird. It is like she's really classy. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, Kelly, you are one classy bird. And she,
Speaker 1: you know, she looked to me like she's a little
Speaker 1: bit confused, you know, And and then I tried to
Speaker 1: explain that that was a good thing, and then she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really think it is. But so
Speaker 1: she didn't like being called a classy bird, huh. I
Speaker 1: don't think she did. No, I think she's too classy
Speaker 1: to be called a class in America. Just let you know,
Speaker 1: classy bird you replace it with stupid dame. No, no,
Speaker 1: you don't. That would have won her over, man. I
Speaker 1: mean I think that's unfair. You haven't. I mean, you've
Speaker 1: called her brilliant, you've called her beautiful, you've called her classy.
Speaker 1: What more could a girl? What? Those are like dream compliments?
Speaker 1: See now when you list them like that, maybe I
Speaker 1: was just overdoing it, you know, like overcomplimented over no,
Speaker 1: no way. Women here are used to nice rack and
Speaker 1: like that's it. Yeah, yeah, well that's a compliment. I
Speaker 1: don't so all right, and let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: Are you interested in actually dating her because you said
Speaker 1: you're on vacation, right, yeah, but I mean I traveled
Speaker 1: to America about three or four time a year, okay,
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean she can always come and
Speaker 1: visit me, all right. You might be interested in the
Speaker 1: long distance thing with that, But maybe that's it. Maybe
Speaker 1: she fell so hard for you that night that she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to call again because she can't see herself
Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship and she doesn't wanter heartbroken.
Speaker 1: I think Brooke fell in love with you or something.
Speaker 1: I just want more time with her. You know, who
Speaker 1: knows where it's going to go, right, But at this
Speaker 1: point in time, I know that I would like to
Speaker 1: find out, you know, I'd like I'd like to be
Speaker 1: with us some more. All right, well let's see if
Speaker 1: we can help you. We're gonna play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds good,
Speaker 1: All right, hang on maybe okay, that's pretty close, right, No, no,
Speaker 1: not really, hang on, we'll do it right out brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. If you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's second date update. Brian is on the phone with
Speaker 1: us and Brian, I've come to one conclusion, of course,
Speaker 1: that mate, that you are the worst dater on the planet.
Speaker 1: WHOA I hate to break it to you. How'd you
Speaker 1: come to that? Well, you're an englishman visiting America and
Speaker 1: you got a date with an American girl and now
Speaker 1: she's not giving you a call back. That's it, because
Speaker 1: any English dude who goes out with an American girl
Speaker 1: always going to get a call back every single time.
Speaker 1: I mean, you would think so, you know, it's almost
Speaker 1: like shooting fishing a barrel. That's why it's so weird.
Speaker 1: To me that you're not getting a call back out.
Speaker 1: Let me just refresh everybody's memory. So Brian met Kelly
Speaker 1: out at the park. They went out to go grab
Speaker 1: some dinner. He says that everything went pretty smoothly, except
Speaker 1: for one moment where he called her a classy bird
Speaker 1: and she didn't understand that was a compliment. And now
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back. He's in town for how long?
Speaker 1: You in town for nother? Nine days? Another nine days
Speaker 1: and he would like to see her again before he
Speaker 1: heads back to England. So we're going to call her
Speaker 1: and find out why she's not calling him back. And Brian,
Speaker 1: we never heard. How did the date end? I mean
Speaker 1: it ended with a little kiss and we agreed to
Speaker 1: call each other. We agreed to see each other again.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm a little miffed. OK. I hate it
Speaker 1: when British men are miffed. Yeah, I am missed. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm dialing her phon number right now here we go. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi is this Kelly? Yeah? This is Kelly. Hey Kelly,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is jew Bil from Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, I don't know who
Speaker 1: that is. Jew Bil from Brooke and it's a radio show. No,
Speaker 1: not believe it is a radio show. I promise you, Kelly,
Speaker 1: you don't have to disagree with Sorry, guys, I really
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. All right, Well I'll explain
Speaker 1: it to you. A guy that you went out on
Speaker 1: a date with emailed us and asked if we could
Speaker 1: call you. Oh really, Yeah. His name is Brian. Brian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: British Brian. Yeah, you can't forget British Brian. Why is
Speaker 1: he emailing you, guys? Because he told us that you
Speaker 1: guys went out on a date and he really liked you,
Speaker 1: and he's only in town a little while longer and
Speaker 1: he wanted to see you again. But you're not responding
Speaker 1: to any of his phone calls or text messages, and
Speaker 1: he had to call the radio station. Apparently his friends
Speaker 1: thought it would be a good idea to get a
Speaker 1: hold of us to see if we could find out
Speaker 1: why you won't call him back. That's really weird. Why
Speaker 1: would anybody do there? We actually a lot of people
Speaker 1: do it. We have a segment on our show called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update, and that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: Brian's friends told him that it might be a good
Speaker 1: idea to have us call you and find out what
Speaker 1: went wrong. That's not weird at all. You mind telling
Speaker 1: us what it is then? I mean he was nice.
Speaker 1: We had a really good date, not just a sun
Speaker 1: I just don't really want to see him making you.
Speaker 1: Is it because he lives in England? Oh yeah, a
Speaker 1: little bit, Okay, I can understand that. I mean, he
Speaker 1: said he comes to America a lot, but a long
Speaker 1: distance relationship will be tough. I mean it's not so
Speaker 1: much the distance, um, but it's the other part about
Speaker 1: being from England. What what's the other other part? The drinking?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you mean the drinking Like
Speaker 1: all the movies I've seen, all the English guys go
Speaker 1: to the pub after work and just slam beer after
Speaker 1: beer and get crazy drunken. I'm not No, that's not
Speaker 1: for me. Wait wait wait, wait wait, you're basing your
Speaker 1: opinion on someone based on movies you've seen. It's not
Speaker 1: just movies, it's the TV shows, is the dudes reports,
Speaker 1: It's like the whole English cultures just is pretty much
Speaker 1: how they do things. Did he get drunk on your date? No,
Speaker 1: he didn't get drunk on our date. He was probably
Speaker 1: just trying to be on his best behavior. So you're
Speaker 1: telling me that you think that he gets hammered all
Speaker 1: the time, and that's why you don't want to call
Speaker 1: him back. Absolutely. I know English guys, like I've seen everything,
Speaker 1: and they go out to the bars after the pubs,
Speaker 1: and they get drunk with the guys and they sing
Speaker 1: all of British songs and they make up stuff, and
Speaker 1: I've seen it all. You think that's kind of generalizing
Speaker 1: him being British a little bit. No what I'm saying, No,
Speaker 1: that's such a stereotype. That's like saying he should have
Speaker 1: bad teeth? Does he have bad teeth? Not only doesn't
Speaker 1: have a bad teeth. But I've seen English culture, I know,
Speaker 1: have you been to England? Have you ever visited England? No?
Speaker 1: But I've seen plenty of TV shows. All right, So
Speaker 1: you're convinced that if you were to date this dude,
Speaker 1: he would just be getting drunk all the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys keep asking me the same question. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: For me, that's not gonna work for me. That's not
Speaker 1: my lifestyle. I don't want a guy that's going out
Speaker 1: to the pub every single day with his guys get
Speaker 1: drunk arrested. Phone calls from the police side that I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it jumped. Well, phone calls from the police.
Speaker 1: He's getting arrested and getting drunk. Did he seem like
Speaker 1: he was that type of dude on your date? He
Speaker 1: didn't seem that way. But I mean English, did you?
Speaker 1: Did you ever like? I don't know, ask him if
Speaker 1: that's what he does every night? I didn't ask. I
Speaker 1: don't have to ask. I heard him. No, All right,
Speaker 1: well i'd like to ask him. Well, go ahead, I
Speaker 1: don't care. Okay, Well, I'll ask him right now because Kelly,
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening to this phone
Speaker 1: call wants to talk. What do you mean he's on
Speaker 1: the phone. I mean he's listening in and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you, Brian. Are you still there? Yeah? I'm
Speaker 1: still here. Okay, good. You haven't gone to the pub yet? Nice? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, hello, Kelly. Ever had when you learn
Speaker 1: these mythical things about English boys? What what's going through
Speaker 1: the ahead of yours? I know English culture, Brian. I've
Speaker 1: seen all the movies. I've seen everything. You guys like
Speaker 1: soccer after every soccer game is a brawls, always fighting,
Speaker 1: like I'm not. I don't want that kind of lifestyle.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like I just don't want to. Have you
Speaker 1: ever been to a football match. I've been to American
Speaker 1: football games, and I know there's not like a ton
Speaker 1: and gang of people fighting after the game. We don't
Speaker 1: have fights after the games. It's I mean, there's only
Speaker 1: the you know, the louts and the hooligans and stuff.
Speaker 1: And it's only like every so often. It's not it's
Speaker 1: not like every day he was it. You know. No,
Speaker 1: I don't even drink. I have a beer like once
Speaker 1: in a while. I don't even I don't even drink
Speaker 1: that much. Oh so just one beer. So one beer
Speaker 1: for breakfast, one beer for lunch, one beer, one beer
Speaker 1: for a nightcas. I don't know. I don't know who
Speaker 1: you've been, what movies you've been watching, and what English
Speaker 1: English blokes have been portrayed like this. But it's not me.
Speaker 1: It's not me, Love Brand You're really a good guy.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you staying sober on a date for me.
Speaker 1: It was really nice. But I don't want you to
Speaker 1: change who you are for me at all. You don't
Speaker 1: know who I am. Just be who you are. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know where are you getting all of this from?
Speaker 1: If this is this is infuriating, I mean that's like
Speaker 1: me saying that you know that all Americans like to
Speaker 1: get out out there on the whole season and hunt
Speaker 1: them some pigs and and eight thysen teageburgers. It's no
Speaker 1: the same is I mean? Well, I do have to
Speaker 1: say a lot of US Americans like getting on our
Speaker 1: horses and hunting pigs and eating burgers. So you might
Speaker 1: have got you might have got it right there, Brian. Well, hattie, Um,
Speaker 1: this is getting really ridiculous. Are we done here? No, Kelly,
Speaker 1: We're not done yet. I do have a question for you.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with Brian?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it one more date before he
Speaker 1: leaves to go back to London. It's just a culture thinking.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really think I've been in with
Speaker 1: his ways. Oh my god, Kelly, you are listening out
Speaker 1: on a good guy. You're ignorant stereotype that you have,
Speaker 1: you have to drop it. I don't thinking my stereotypes
Speaker 1: are ignorant or stupid at all. Like, what don't you
Speaker 1: know about my stereotypes. That's why they're my stereotypes. That's
Speaker 1: how I feel. Alright, that's my pa. I'm not that guy, Kelly.
Speaker 1: Give me a chance at least to prove to you
Speaker 1: that I'm not the you know, football shorts hooligan that
Speaker 1: goes out and sings all the loud songs and smashes
Speaker 1: windows and you know, and and cut people from trom
Speaker 1: cheek to cheek. But I'm not. I'm not one of those,
Speaker 1: you know. I'm not one of those guys. I'm not. See,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. I didn't even know you
Speaker 1: did all that, so that he wasn't admitting to doing it.
Speaker 1: He was staying he doesn't do those things. Kelly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to you know, just pop this phone call
Speaker 1: on you and thank you for being honest with us.
Speaker 1: At least I appreciate it. Guys, but I really don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to him anymore. Okay, that's fine. I
Speaker 1: have a good one, Kelly, goodbye, all right, see it, Hey, Brian, Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome to American Buddy. Yea in the morning texted and
Speaker 1: at seven eight five nine two that says I'm a redhead.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that Kelly girl thinks that I'm evil
Speaker 1: and will steal her Soul's talking about today's second Date update,
Speaker 1: Brian wanted to call a girl named Kelly that he
Speaker 1: went out with. He's an English dude who's actually in
Speaker 1: town on vacation, and his friends recommended that he called
Speaker 1: to do a second day update. He's obviously never heard
Speaker 1: the show before. We're not huge in London, I know yet,
Speaker 1: So he called and tried to get in contact with
Speaker 1: this girl, Kelly, who he went out with. We got
Speaker 1: her on the phone and the reason why she didn't
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again before he left town.
Speaker 1: He's English and she assumes that means he just drinks
Speaker 1: all day long and he's like a soccer who again
Speaker 1: he's getting in fights and getting drunk all day long,
Speaker 1: and she just didn't want to deal with that in
Speaker 1: her life. You know, I feel disappointed because the time
Speaker 1: I've been to England, the only out of control drunk
Speaker 1: people I saw were other American tourists, right. I know,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a bummer. I'm missed out on that one.
Speaker 1: He made his case over and over again, like I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's not how I am. I barely even drink, but
Speaker 1: she did not believe him. She's like, yeah, right date,
Speaker 1: they are not going out again, but still he's getting
Speaker 1: lots of text in its eight five nine two of
Speaker 1: many people who are interested in going out with an Englishman.
Speaker 1: So I think he'll be all right. Remember you want
Speaker 1: to do a second at update. All you have to
Speaker 1: do is email the show and we will call the
Speaker 1: person who didn't call you back ninety two point five
Speaker 1: five