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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: I know, Chris, Look, Chris had to look at his watch. Chris,

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Speaker 1: time flies when you're looking at greatness. I think that's

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Speaker 1: how the saying goes. What what is your problem? All right?

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, now, look he does

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Speaker 1: this to me sometimes. I'm going to continue on my

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Speaker 1: thoughts about why why we should be paying attention to

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Speaker 1: something different today I've got a dark thought about where

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Speaker 1: America is and what you should be paying attention to.

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Speaker 1: But my mentor, Michael Barry, he's the only reason I'm

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Speaker 1: still not selling RVs. Obviously huge radio host, he's listening,

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Speaker 1: and whenever he's listening, he texts me during the show

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Speaker 1: and demands that I be entertaining. So this has to

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Speaker 1: be a really, really, really good segment, or else he'll

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Speaker 1: call and he'll yell at me about something I screwed up.

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Speaker 1: But either way, State of the Country, I know this

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Speaker 1: is just hang with me, all right, We'll get back

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Speaker 1: to our regularly scheduled programming. Stuff like that. We have

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Speaker 1: a corrupt system. We have a corrupt nation top to bottom.

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Speaker 1: When you're looking at the big national things, when you

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Speaker 1: look at obviously our politicians. That goes without saying the

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Speaker 1: entire Democratic Party, nine percent of the Republican Party, the

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Speaker 1: three letter agencies, let's not even start there. The media, Hollywood,

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Speaker 1: the education system, that what we call the system. It's

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Speaker 1: not that it's bad or incompetent. It is rotted to

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Speaker 1: the core, and they're rotted together. That's why I call

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Speaker 1: it the system. They all work together no matter what.

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Speaker 1: That's what we talked about this a little bit last

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Speaker 1: night about why companies like Disney aren't worried about making

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Speaker 1: seventy percent of the country mad because they have so

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Speaker 1: many rich, powerful friends in this country and others. They

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Speaker 1: can make up those financial losses when we make them

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Speaker 1: feel financial pain. So here it is, is this darker

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Speaker 1: than I like to go. Okay, especially on a Thursday

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Speaker 1: when Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday, this is darker than

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Speaker 1: I like to go. I don't view the national system.

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Speaker 1: It goes way well beyond the federal government. As I

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Speaker 1: just explained, I don't view the national system as something

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Speaker 1: that is salvageable. Doesn't mean we shouldn't try. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: mean we shouldn't vote. That doesn't mean any of that.

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Speaker 1: The rot is so deep. I don't know how that

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Speaker 1: rot gets cleaned out. The roots are so deep, You're

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Speaker 1: going to have to dig in and tear out large

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Speaker 1: chunks of the lawn in order to get those roots out,

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Speaker 1: Larger chunks than I think most people, maybe even you,

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Speaker 1: maybe even me, Larger chunks than most people would be

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Speaker 1: willing to accept. Ask yourself this. I know you're mad

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Speaker 1: at what's an easy one, the FBI. Everybody with half

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Speaker 1: a brain on the right right now is mad at

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Speaker 1: the FBI for they're in competence, their mouthfeasance, and a

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Speaker 1: bunch of other big words. I don't know what they mean.

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Speaker 1: What if what if I was running for president tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: And what if I promised to abolish the Federal Bureau

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Speaker 1: of Investigation? And I don't mean mentioned it once. I

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Speaker 1: mean that is a central platform of my campaign. When

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Speaker 1: I get into office, I will fire every FBI agent

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Speaker 1: and I will demo the building to the ground. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you're sitting there cheering and saying, Jesse, yes, please do it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you are, But let me ask you this and

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Speaker 1: answer honestly. You don't have to answer me, obviously to yourself.

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Speaker 1: Answer honestly, how much support do you think that position

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Speaker 1: maybe agreed with me? Yeh Man, Jesse's right. I think

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Speaker 1: we should abolish the FBI, and this would be the

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Speaker 1: point where you'd get the But I don't think we

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Speaker 1: can do that. That's too far. I don't think he

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Speaker 1: can say that. And yet, in order to clean out

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Speaker 1: the depth of the rot in this country, it's going

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Speaker 1: to take radical things like that. Are you okay? You

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Speaker 1: small government? You? You know, small government? Me, I'm pointing

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Speaker 1: me too. Are you okay with troops walking into corporate

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Speaker 1: headquarters of Google and shutting them down for collaborating with

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Speaker 1: our mortal enemy China and other things? How would you

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Speaker 1: view that? You woke up tomorrow morning, there's a Republican president.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, why are the Marines going into Google headquarters? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is too far? Would you say it's too far? Look,

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Speaker 1: I might say it's too far. I'm not pointing fingers here,

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Speaker 1: But if we would, if you would, and I would,

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Speaker 1: then the truth is we're not accepting of what it's

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Speaker 1: going to take to save the place. What I look

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Speaker 1: at when I see this elon must thing you know

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Speaker 1: what I see. I see all the forces that will

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Speaker 1: line up against anyone who threatens the system. And remember

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Speaker 1: this is not uniquely American. Every fading empire throughout history

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Speaker 1: when their government gets just mortally sick, the government tends

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Speaker 1: anyone who tries to fix it. You know, governments don't

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Speaker 1: get sick and then look in the mirror and say, oh, guys,

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Speaker 1: you know, we gotta get better. We've been bad and

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Speaker 1: we got to get Governments they just don't tend to

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Speaker 1: do that. That's not the nature of man. Governments get

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Speaker 1: sick and rotted and corrupt, and they think, hey, who's

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Speaker 1: this guy saying we're sick. He's trying to fix us.

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Speaker 1: Go get him. He's gonna ruin what we got going

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk. Look, make this about Trump too, if you

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Speaker 1: want it. Remember what they did to Donald Trump? I

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Speaker 1: love him or hate him. Do you remember what they did?

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Speaker 1: You understand they impeach the man twice over nothing. And

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Speaker 1: that's on top of a two year investigation when they

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Speaker 1: all knew it was based on a lie. That's what

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Speaker 1: you call pushing all your chips in the center of

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Speaker 1: the table. That's how the system reacts to anyone it

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Speaker 1: views as a threat. It's good they're gonna do the

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Speaker 1: same thing to Elon. Forget about Elon Musk, forget about Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Pay attention to the people, to the entities around the

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Speaker 1: world who line up against him. We're already getting rumors

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Speaker 1: about the Justice Department. We're getting rumors about these huge

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Speaker 1: financial corporations, Vanguard and black Rock. We already know a

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Speaker 1: Saudi prince is upset about it. A prince in Saudi Arabian. Now, like, granted,

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Speaker 1: don't don't take that as being the whole country. He's

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Speaker 1: kind of on the outs there, and he's kind of

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Speaker 1: a left wing prince. But still, why would a Saudi

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Speaker 1: Arabian prince be so interested in Twitter continuing to censor information?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? Pay attention today to how quickly they

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Speaker 1: oppose him, how quickly they lock shields, and more importantly,

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Speaker 1: the thing you need to pay attention to most look

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Speaker 1: how high the opposition to this goes at the I mean,

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Speaker 1: government level. If it really comes out the Department of

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Speaker 1: Justice has just launched an investigation into Elon Musk, It's

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Speaker 1: for president? What am I willing to demand in the

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Speaker 1: way of reform. The reason I am down on the

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Speaker 1: federal government, I'm not down on you and be because

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Speaker 1: our communities, especially the Red States and Red areas in

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Speaker 1: Debbie downer, but nationally I'm so down on it because

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Speaker 1: see people wanting to try maybe trim the leaves. Hey

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Speaker 1: maybe we can cut it down a little bit. Hey,

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Speaker 1: maybe we could do this. And I don't see really

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Speaker 1: anyone you're in a position to do something who was saying, hey,

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Speaker 1: we either get these roots out now or we're going

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Speaker 1: to lose the whole on. I don't see anybody saying it.

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Speaker 1: And that's what it's gonna take. There. That wasn't too dark,

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Speaker 1: was it, Chris? It was dark? What's it too dark?

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Speaker 1: It's a look, it's a Thursday. It's not a Friday.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't be honest. We could look it's look,

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Speaker 1: we're in the safety tree here again. It's not your

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Speaker 1: mommy's show, Chris, it's your daddy's show. Ha ha ha.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to some emails quick, Chris, at the risk

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Speaker 1: of inflating, you're already swollen head. I want to explain

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Speaker 1: why you're so popular. Oh, I like this email, Chris

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Speaker 1: is what It's gonna be one of my favorites. You

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Speaker 1: admittedly tell a good story in our entertaining. More importantly,

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Speaker 1: you encourage us to have hope. Ooh old time bad

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Speaker 1: timing award there with this one. You remind me why

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Speaker 1: I am proud to be an American. God bless you,

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Speaker 1: your family and crew, even Chris. Oh, we don't have

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Speaker 1: to extend that to Chris. He's fine. Dear journalist Jesse,

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Speaker 1: all right, hang on, we gotta get it ready. It's

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Speaker 1: journalist Jesse. There's just no one better. We love Jesse.

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Speaker 1: He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss my baby. Jessie, Jessie, Jessie, Jessie, Jessie,

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Speaker 1: could you comment on the Mexican truckers blocking the border?

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Speaker 1: Says I can say his name. His name is Grant.

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Speaker 1: I can, but I'm not going to Now that's not true,

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm just messing with you. Look, the Mexican truckers.

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Speaker 1: We have to understand in North America, if you don't

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Speaker 1: If you don't live along one of the two, they

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Speaker 1: ever tell you that time I got placed in handcuffs

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Speaker 1: crossing the Canadian border, Chris, I never told you that story.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna have to tell you that

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Speaker 1: I got placed in handcuffs crossing the Canadian border in

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Speaker 1: a second, and I'll give you my thoughts on the

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Speaker 1: Mexican trucker's blockading the border, and I'll be very witty

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Speaker 1: and handsome and special. Chris, you don't understand what any

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Speaker 1: I'll probably tell both those stories next because you want

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Speaker 1: to bring up old stuff. Look again, I never claimed

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Speaker 1: a life, all right, but I'll I'll do that in

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Speaker 1: a second. Now, maybe maybe that was a little bit heavy.

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Speaker 1: I understand that was a little bit heavy. The federal

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Speaker 1: system is bad. It can't be say look, okay, that's

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Speaker 1: adam ally fit on me? Yes, Kelly, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. Is the Jesse Kelly Show, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Chris Michael Fellas, go ahead and keep more zz top

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Speaker 1: question was asking about the Mexican truckers blockading the border,

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Speaker 1: but then that led into why I've had interactions with

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Speaker 1: apparently I'm gonna have to tell these stories. Because Chris

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Speaker 1: They actually stationed a marine or marines at the border

423
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Speaker 1: coming back from Tijuana to look for marines so they

424
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Speaker 1: can bust you. And you're in deep trouble, deep trouble.

425
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: But like that's gonna stop us. I've told you before.

426
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Speaker 1: I'm a six foot eight ninja. I can get by

427
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Speaker 1: the border. What Chris. I also, by the grace of God,

428
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: had a father. I realized some people don't. And my father, well,

429
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: obviously we weren't made of money. They're doing great now.

430
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: They started a construction company and they're retired and fine.

431
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: But we weren't made of money. We always had food

432
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: and stuff, but we weren't made of money. But my

433
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: dad still taught me the value of keep an extra

434
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Speaker 1: twenty on. You go a long ways, extra twenty on

435
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: you extra fifty on you just keep a little cash

436
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 1: on you do'll go a long ways. Don't be afraid

437
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: to bribe people. And let me clarify how that translates

438
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: today is let's say you're getting a new piece of

439
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: furniture delivered and it comes in pieces and you don't

440
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: want to or don't know how to put it together,

441
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 1: and the delivery guy says he's not allowed, that wasn't

442
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: part of the delivery. Trust me for twenty dollars, he'll

443
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: put it together and it's not going to be awkward.

444
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: Just say, hey, man, twenty bucks, could you put it

445
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: together for me? He's gonna say absolutely, We'll have it

446
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: together in fifteen minutes. Everyone wins. Right, we get down

447
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: to Tijuana. We drive down to Tijuana, so we have

448
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: our vehicle there. You don't really want to make too

449
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: many stops in Mexico in between the border and kind

450
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: of the downtown area. It could be a little dangerous.

451
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 1: It could be a little dangerous down there. So we

452
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: get to this big public parking area and we haven't

453
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: stopped in a long time. We've all it's brutally hots

454
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: we've all been chugging water the whole trip. And my buddy,

455
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say his names. That didn't get permission.

456
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 1: My buddy has to be he has to be really

457
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: bad when we get out. So we get out and

458
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: it's broad daylight, but it's this huge, open air public

459
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 1: parking area. We get out, and he goes scrambling around

460
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Speaker 1: behind the car. And remember it's Tiahuana. It's as filthy

461
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: as you can imagine. It's just a dirty border town.

462
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: I love Mexico and parts of Mexico, beautiful Tijuana ate

463
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 1: one of those parts. My buddy goes running around the

464
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,959
Speaker 1: back of it, unzips it, unleashes it, starts paying right

465
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: there behind the car. It's fine, We're all kind of

466
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: standing around. All of a sudden, two Mexican cops come

467
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,959
Speaker 1: rolling up on us with my buddies sitting there quite frankly,

468
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: with his life in his hands. He has to wrap

469
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Speaker 1: it up, zip it up. Cops come strolling up to

470
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Speaker 1: us and say, that is against the law here, you're

471
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: going to jail right now, Turn him around, throw handcuffs

472
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: on him. Well, I'll be honest with you. They were

473
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Speaker 1: about four or five of us, I believe, and we

474
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: weren't letting our buddy go to a to a Mexican jail.

475
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 1: By I mean, under any situation. We were not letting

476
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: our buddy go to a Mexican jail. So I, quick

477
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: thinking as it was at the time, yanked out the

478
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: cash I had brought down there, which I again I

479
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: didn't I wasn't made them money. I don't think I

480
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: brought much down there. We're just trying to have a

481
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: couple of beers at night. I think I brought one

482
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: hundred bucks maybe, pulled out the cash, pulled out a fifty,

483
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: and said, hey, is this okay? Can you let him go?

484
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: It's Mexico. Cop reaches out, takes my fifty, said absolutely,

485
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: you guys stay safe out there on hooks and handcuffs,

486
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: and off we went. And I didn't have to buy

487
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 1: a beer all night. How about that Teter Oh almost

488
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,919
Speaker 1: gave out his name. It was all the beers were

489
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: on him for the rest of the night. Gosh, that's

490
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. I think I ended up making

491
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: out like fat Cat in the end. Kids, don't go

492
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: to Mexico again. Do not go to Mexico. You do

493
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: not want to do the things I've done. All right,

494
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 1: all right, we have a ton of headlines I didn't

495
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: get to because I ended up. I ended up getting distracted.

496
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Speaker 1: Do not forget tomorrow's and ask doctor Jesse Friday and

497
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday, ask me anything. Get your questions

498
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: in now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

499
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: One more thing. Weekend's almost here. Can you give me

500
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Speaker 1: ten minutes on your mantis X. Mantis X that system

501
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Speaker 1: that attaches to your weapon, whatever your weapon is. It

502
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Speaker 1: allows you to practice with your weapon right inside of

503
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Speaker 1: your home. I know I am most expensive. I know

504
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Speaker 1: gas is expensive. I understand life is busy. You have

505
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: ten minutes to sit at your dining room table and

506
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: practice with your weapon. And it's not just target practice.

507
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Speaker 1: Remember you get feedback. They'll put you through drills. You

508
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: can become a better shooter inside of your home. Ninety

509
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Speaker 1: four percent of shooters improve within twenty minutes. Go to

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Speaker 1: mantis x dot com and get one today and practice

511
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512
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: not that we hope, not that we pray, we make

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Speaker 1: sure mantis x dot com. That's mantis x dot com.

514
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Speaker 1: Did Jesse Kelly Show It's still really to be damn

515
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 1: with Terence Das Jesse Kelly Show. All right, Chris just

516
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: asked during the breakup, I was ever arrested in America

517
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: in United States of America as well, because by his

518
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't consider either of those arrested at all.

519
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: But we'd already knocked out candidate in Mexico. And the

520
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: answer to that question, Chris is actually yes, but once again,

521
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything wrong. Hold on, I'll get to

522
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: that in a second. Don't forget tomorrow's and ask doctor

523
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. You can ask me. Anything doesn't have to

524
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: be political. We can have fun. It can be stupid.

525
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: It could be history, men and women, employment, It doesn't

526
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:16,479
Speaker 1: Matt Food Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Email

527
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: your questions. The whole show is those as far as America.

528
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: I was in high school, we were out looking for trouble.

529
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: I had a midnight curfew and I was buddies with

530
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Speaker 1: a guy. He just loved to fight. He just loved

531
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Speaker 1: to fight. And you know these guys, they always gets

532
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: you in a fight. And it's look, you need to

533
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: keep the number of friends who love to fight real

534
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: small that you have, all right, because they're always getting

535
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: in some kind of pickle Fellas, you've undoubtedly dated a

536
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: woman like this too, whose mouthful right checks you have

537
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: to cash. You just just move along. Trust me, it's

538
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,479
Speaker 1: an easier life. But my buddy always loved to fight.

539
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 1: We're always getting in a fight. And we were out

540
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: looking for trouble. I mean, we're just kind of driving

541
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: up and driving around towns even if we could find anybody,

542
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: not trying to fight anybody. But he saw someone pull

543
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: up beside us, and he said the guy gave him

544
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: the old middle finger. I was right there too, I

545
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: didn't see any middle finger. I didn't know why. Why

546
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: would someone pull up beside you and give you the

547
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: middle finger for no reason? It was basically an empty road.

548
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,719
Speaker 1: But he insisted the guy did. Well. I wasn't driving.

549
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: I was in the passenger seat. Someone else's driving. My buddy,

550
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: who loved to fight, was in the backseat behind me.

551
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: We follow him. Always a great idea, right again, don't

552
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 1: ever do this, especially today. You get your butt shot

553
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 1: these days. Well, we follow him into a parking lot

554
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: and it turns out it was just some. I mean,

555
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: he was our age. I'm about to call him a kid. Gosh,

556
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: he was our age, but it was it was just some.

557
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: He was just some skinny dork. I mean, he wasn't

558
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: he wasn't hurting anybody who seemed like a real nice kid.

559
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: He pulls over, he'sa why are you following me? What's wrong?

560
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: And you could tell this dude had he had no

561
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: bad intention at all him I buddy wanted to fight.

562
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: So my buddy gets out and I get out, and

563
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to grab my buddy before he can get

564
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: over to this kid, because this kid does not realize

565
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,719
Speaker 1: what's coming his way. And I'm trying to grab him

566
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: and I'm saying, no hold on, and I can't quite

567
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: get my seat belt undone. So I got my door

568
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: open and I can't get out in time. My buddy

569
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: gets over to him, and whop just sucks him right

570
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: through the driver's side window, right across the mouth, kids

571
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: bleeding from the mouth. I finally get there, I grab

572
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: my buddy. Get back in the car, you idiot, you're

573
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: gonna get us in trouble. Get him back in the car.

574
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: We get in the car and we take off. We

575
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,959
Speaker 1: start bringing my buddy back home. Now we realize at

576
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Speaker 1: this point in time, this kid has probably gotten his

577
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: hands on a phone and he's probably called the cops

578
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: because he did just get assaulted in the middle of

579
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: a parking lot. So we decide we're gonna be slick

580
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: and we're gonna stake out my buddy's house before we

581
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: drop him off again. Don't be like me, don't be

582
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Speaker 1: like me. All right, We park up the road and

583
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: we just I think we were maybe two or three

584
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Speaker 1: blocks away. We park up the road and we just

585
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: have our eyes on my buddy's house, seeing if there

586
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: were any cops around. You're gonna try to drop them off.

587
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: We didn't see anybody. Look, it felt like we waited

588
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: an eternity. When an actuality, we're teenage boys full of testosterone.

589
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: We probably waited forty five seconds. I thought, oh nice,

590
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: we waited them out. We beat them, and we took

591
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: off and we start driving real slow to my buddy's house.

592
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: And of course, the way the fates would have it,

593
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: the second we drive in front of my buddy's house,

594
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: cop car comes around the corner heading for my buddy's house,

595
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: sees us, three people fitting the description of the vehicle.

596
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: What turns around? Lights on. Soon we are pulled over

597
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: with I think there were four cop cars behind us.

598
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: We're all hauled out of the car. I'm in handcuffs

599
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: back of the cop car and so like, I don't

600
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Speaker 1: think this counts as being arrested, Chris. Everyone else think discounts.

601
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: I was placing the back of the cop car and handcuffs.

602
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: I was driven down to the police station, but they

603
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: didn't put me in a jail cell. They simply said, yes,

604
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: I know, they were handcuffs Chris. But they took him

605
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: off because they had to give some statement about what happened.

606
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: And it turned out the kid, bless his heart, when

607
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 1: he called the cops. He told them the tall, skinny

608
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: guy in the back seat was trying to tell him

609
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: to stop, and so the cops said, hey, good to go,

610
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: thanks for trying to stop him. You can go home.

611
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't drink it or nothing, so they let me.

612
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: They actually some of them gave me. One of them

613
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: gave me a ride back to my car to where

614
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: I got home. And I think I'm a dead man

615
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: at this point, because again I had a midnight curfew.

616
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: It was like three am by the time I got

617
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: done at the cop shop. You don't show up at

618
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: my parents' house three late for curfew, son, No, sir,

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Speaker 1: they couldn't have been cooler about it. I walked in them,

620
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,720
Speaker 1: like where you've been And I told, well, I got arrested,

621
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Speaker 1: but I didn't do anything wrong, and the cops let

622
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: me go because I didn't do anything right, and I

623
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: told them the whole story. They're like, oh, okay, well,

624
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: good work. I'm glad you're safe. I'm like, okay, well,

625
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: good eye. And now here's a headline by oh you

626
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: know the headlines we didn't get to you. Yes, the

627
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: media bury the race of murderers if they're not white.

628
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 1: This is something that has driven the right nuts nuts forever.

629
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 1: This white liberal media effort to cover up crimes whenever

630
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: a minority is involved actually increases racial tensions. It does

631
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: not decrease them. It increases them. Remember, what we need

632
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: is always more conversation, more open stuff, more uncomfortable conversations.

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Speaker 1: Jamie Diamond sees storm clouds ahead for the US economy

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Speaker 1: later on this year. Gee, I mean, I don't know

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Speaker 1: Jamie Diamond, and I'm not making fun of him, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: But well, it doesn't It doesn't exactly take Milton Friedman

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Speaker 1: to see some economic problems coming. Eight things more popular

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Speaker 1: than the failure CNN plus. Okay, that's just not right.

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Speaker 1: That's just not right. Somebody brought up a Kickstarter campaign.

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Speaker 1: There's a day there's an Instagram account called the Daily

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Speaker 1: Otis that has more subscribers than CNN plus. Gosh, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: Biden says. New eight hundred million dollars Ukraine package will

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Speaker 1: include helicopters. I don't know why we hate the Ukrainians

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Speaker 1: so much that we would send them any of those

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Speaker 1: flying death machines. As inflation soars, how is Arizona iced

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Speaker 1: tea still ninety nine cents? I will tell you how

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Speaker 1: it's still ninety nine cents. They're cheating. That's how they're cheating.

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Speaker 1: They're finding a way to cheat. If your supplies haven't

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Speaker 1: gone up in costs all this time, they're finding a

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Speaker 1: way to cheat. I guarantee, which actually reminds me. That

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Speaker 1: reminds me. Have you bought gold yet? You see what

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Speaker 1: inflation is doing. Doritos is actually taking five chips out

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Speaker 1: of every bag because inflation is that bad. It's that bad.

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Speaker 1: There are are you predicting recessions? Don't do anything radical?

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Speaker 1: Call Oxford Gold Group. Tell them Jesse told you to

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Speaker 1: call and get some gold delivered to your front door. Okay?

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Speaker 1: Eight three three nine nine five gold. Nice little weekend project.

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Speaker 1: They'll deliver gold to your front door, so if the

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Speaker 1: worst happens, you aren't financially ruined. I'm not financially ruined

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Speaker 1: because these morons destroy the value of the dollar eight

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Speaker 1: three three nine nine five gold. Tell them Jesse told

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Speaker 1: you to call on TikTok. Russian state media is still

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Speaker 1: posting propaganda. Nick. Everything is propaganda now. It's one of

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Speaker 1: the odd things about the information age. We've never had

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Speaker 1: access to more information. Ever. You have that phone in

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Speaker 1: your hands that gives you access to absolutely everything, but

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Speaker 1: so much of it is crap. You just have to

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Speaker 1: learn how to wade through different things on your own.

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Speaker 1: No one else can do it for you. All right,

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Speaker 1: tomorrow is an ask doctor Jesse Friday Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. That's all