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Speaker 1: It's another Hello. Is this Mark? Yes? Mark? Who's Mark?

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Speaker 1: This is Casey right back. I'm one of the trainers

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Speaker 1: here at fitness. Yeah, what's up. How are you doing well?

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Speaker 1: I'm not too good. I'm actually calling to give you

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Speaker 1: some bad news. Um, I'm yeah. I'm officially letting you

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Speaker 1: know you're not allowed in our gym anymore. I'm up. Well,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Why am I not allowing

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Speaker 1: your gym anymore? Well, for a few reasons. One of them, obviously,

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Speaker 1: would be the multiple complaints we've had of you licking

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Speaker 1: the equipment clean when you're done with it, which is

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Speaker 1: just weird. What the are you talking about? Licking the

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Speaker 1: equipment clean? Yeah? I think you know exactly what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. Man, that is weird. I don't know a

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Speaker 1: thing about what you're talking about. You're telling me that

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Speaker 1: you're like, when you get done with a weight bench,

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Speaker 1: you're not licking all the sweat off it because that's

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Speaker 1: perfect or something. Though. Okay, Well, a lot of people

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Speaker 1: are complaining about you licking the equipment clean, and that

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Speaker 1: frankly complaining. Who's complaining about this? I can't give you

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Speaker 1: those names, dude, I don't know what you are talking about.

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Speaker 1: All right, I've been going to your gym for five years,

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Speaker 1: So are you kidding me with this? Looking the equipment, queen,

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Speaker 1: Come on us your brain for a second. All right? Well,

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Speaker 1: how about the complaints of you checking out other dudes

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Speaker 1: in the shower? What we've gotten that too serious with this? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of guys have been saying that you've been

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Speaker 1: slapping them with towels and stuff when they walk by,

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Speaker 1: spritsing them with water. I don't even get this a joke, right,

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Speaker 1: So you haven't. I go in, I work out, and

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Speaker 1: I leave. This is utterly ridiculous. Who's telling you? If

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Speaker 1: you spin, you're gonna tell me you haven't been playing

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Speaker 1: grabass in our showers? I's not been playing grab ass

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Speaker 1: and your dirty showers. Okay, So bottom line, bottom line, Christ,

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Speaker 1: bottom line. You're not allowing this gym anymore. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: don't come here anymore. You know what. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you're making up this post coming at me with this,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, I want to tell you that

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Speaker 1: you've got a problem right now. You just you just

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Speaker 1: can't come here anymore. Okay, Just stay away from the

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Speaker 1: gym going on right now? Are you crying? Yes, yes

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Speaker 1: I am, but it's because you're a jerk. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? All right? Fine? The reason that I

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Speaker 1: made up all that stuff about you is because my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend thinks that you're a buffer than me. Yeah, every yeah,

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Speaker 1: and every time you show up to the gym, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: look at mister big pegs with the chiseled arms, mister Adonis,

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Speaker 1: who he should be carrying like a world on his shoulder,

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Speaker 1: you know. And meanwhile, I gotta sit there and listen

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Speaker 1: to my girlfriend talk about that in front of me,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want you around anymore. Are you serious

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Speaker 1: right now? Of course I have to hear about your

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Speaker 1: awesome body every single day. Then I look at my

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Speaker 1: body and never compare, and it's not fair. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is not real right now? Kidding me? You know,

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Speaker 1: it's not real. It is a definition in your abs.

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Speaker 1: This is not real. It's amazing, unbelievable. Are you mad

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Speaker 1: at me? What do you mean? Am I mad at you?

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Speaker 1: I mean because this is a frank phone call? Are

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Speaker 1: you mad because this is a prank phone call? A

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Speaker 1: prank phone call? Yeah, this is actually Jewil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. I'm two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god, you your

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Speaker 1: workout buddy Sean set you up. Oh my god. He

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Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you because he said, you're super

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Speaker 1: obsessed about your body. You're insane. This is the weirdest

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Speaker 1: call I've ever got. Well, that's because you're It's because

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Speaker 1: you got those great abs. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubil Funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, fouling on

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Speaker 1: rubn ninety two point five