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Speaker 1: all your friends, your filthy horse. Your husband's gone, and

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Speaker 1: you've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoirs, martinis. Clebrity

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Speaker 1: book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity book Club,

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Speaker 1: tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No boys

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Speaker 1: are alloud. Celebrity book say it loud and poud, Celebrity

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Speaker 1: book Club. Buzz men. I brought the queer foe, Hey

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Speaker 1: bess friend, Hey, good fine sir over there in New

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Speaker 1: York City. Oh, hello, good fine sir. I notice you're

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Speaker 1: not in your cool Ridgewood office with the matching um

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Speaker 1: grammatdas that I have for soundproofing. I noticed there's a

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Speaker 1: beautiful painting of a ship behind you, sir. And is

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Speaker 1: that a pond? Yes, the long pond. It is a

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Speaker 1: beautiful landscape of a pond. You are seeing many framed artifacts.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I have traveled back to eighteen forty two.

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Speaker 1: nineteenth century. I am referring to the island of Nantucket.

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Speaker 1: How does the poem go? There? Once was a man

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Speaker 1: one of those like it's a cloud, it's a naughty Limerick,

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Speaker 1: he sat on his tucket bye and bye. He like

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Speaker 1: went to the river, and his liver did pry. Yes,

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Speaker 1: his liver was quite not happy with what he was

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Speaker 1: I didn't really grow up, you know, knowing that Limerick. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: When I'm my heroes, who is the most famous person

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Speaker 1: It was like whatever, like Ishmael and like Moby Dick

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Speaker 1: folk like that crew, and then Megan Trainer. You're going

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Speaker 1: to be hearing more about Nantucket and our tips and

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Speaker 1: island in the via Today's Baby Legs is going to

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Speaker 1: be Stephen and Lily's Nantucket. The hotspots, where to go,

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Speaker 1: where to get fucked, where to meet guys, Where to

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Speaker 1: get the most amazing bunch You've ever had in your life?

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Speaker 1: Secret donuts, the best coffee, the weirdest beaches, the best

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Speaker 1: CBD Macha tincture latte is Do you remember And this

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Speaker 1: is the only thing I'll say, do you remember those

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Speaker 1: I do? And they made no sense? And that's why

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Speaker 1: Nantucket is in its second No, it's absolutely and it's

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Speaker 1: it's totally in its second golden age for Chucket. Into

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Speaker 1: What book we read? Hell, Yes, we read one of

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Speaker 1: the sassiest books I've ever read in my entire life,

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Speaker 1: none other than the autobiography of one Benjamin Franklin, all

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Speaker 1: about the Benjamin's baby. Hell. Yes, inventor, politician, fireman, printmaker, Yes,

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Speaker 1: local fireman, starter, um stowmaker, general, ghost, general, father, founding father,

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Speaker 1: ladies man, absolute ladies man. Also just like absolute, sassy,

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Speaker 1: ribald critic, very arrogant, sir, but honestly reason to be. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: very arrogant, absolutely not humble and let's just say it

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Speaker 1: it's like he invented like hashtag motivation Monday. He no,

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Speaker 1: he just hours. Yes, but like every page of this

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Speaker 1: I mean he invented like all of these, like a

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Speaker 1: go all the way off modern. Because she was she

423
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: could never get divorced from the sculpt and then if

424
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: he came back, she would have been accused of bigamy,

425
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: which would have served her thirty nine lashings. Wow. Yeah,

426
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: and you know those Pennsylvania lashings, they hit hard, even

427
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 1: under all that Muslim petticoats. Okay, so oh yeah, the

428
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,719
Speaker 1: last order, Let all your things have their places, let

429
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: each part of your business have its time. That I

430
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 1: agree with. It's just like, you know, do your in

431
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: the off ass, make your love in the bedroom. It's

432
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: a very no phones, it's very petroom, no quills in

433
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: the bedroom, Misread, Okay, resolution resolved to perform what you

434
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: ought to perform without fail. What you resolve, it's like

435
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: do what you say you're gonna do. Sure, frugality, make

436
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: no expense, but to do good to others or yourself.

437
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: I waste nothing. So you remember the scene where miss

438
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 1: Read buys a china ball and he's so pessed because

439
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: he has his milk porridge and in an earthen bowl

440
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 1: every morning, and then he's like, and he says he

441
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: blames on her. He's like, which my wife bought from

442
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: me out of no knowledge of my own, thinking that

443
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: her husband might enjoy a bowl of china. Well right,

444
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: it's like she's out there trying to make her fat

445
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: ass man happy. Sorry, I'm not body shamming here. Franklin's

446
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: body was beautiful, and I would love our beautiful pear

447
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: shaped Founding father. I would love to caress it by

448
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: okay shaped well. As per the script at the end

449
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: of my book, Ben Franklin literally writes an snl skit

450
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 1: between him and the disease oft as like a character,

451
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: which is really yeah, being so like um and I'll

452
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: do some readings from that. But it's like, yeah, I

453
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: mean they're drinking beer. And but you know, I feel

454
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: like everyone had like their outfits were very like the

455
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: thin legs and then this like humpty dumpty lower area

456
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: like lower half they were. It was very fop. Everyone was.

457
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: The other reason why I think, um, he's more pear shaped,

458
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: and I feel like he is drinking these ales. I

459
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: also feel like here's saying about all the Founding Fathers,

460
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: like all those ales were like the happiest I pas.

461
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: Oh they were super better boots. Yeah, like pale European laggers.

462
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, get I just feel like bud Light was

463
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: not happening, or like everything was just being like one

464
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 1: bud light. Madame, Madame, keep it. Sorry, we only have

465
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 1: the heaviest I guess sam Adam like, sorry, we only

466
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: got magic hat, dude. I mean I would say Sam

467
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: Adams is like medium, like you know what I mean,

468
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: It's is bitter and hoppy, so heavy, yeah, but I

469
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: mean I can still drink same Adam, so I don't

470
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: consider it really in that like ditness genre ditness slash

471
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: sixteen hundreds genre, okay, um industry, lose no time, be

472
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,199
Speaker 1: always employed in something useful, cut off all unnecessary actions,

473
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: which is the whole thing being so like hustle and grind, sincerity,

474
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: use no hurtful deceit. Think innocently and justly, and if

475
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: you speak, speak accordingly. It's just like you are, Like

476
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: I don't believe took a sarcastic like joking jovial bach

477
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: calling everyone like a loser potter and just like a

478
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: poor little filthy like British kid. It's like I think

479
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: he's just knowing that, like because what's also fab about

480
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: him is he's like, not that Christian and he's so

481
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: just like oh yeah, no, no, no, obviously I am

482
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: so Presbyterian. And he's like, oh, haven't made it to

483
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,959
Speaker 1: meeting house literally never going to meeting house. I mean

484
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: he does say like there's one point where he's like no,

485
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,880
Speaker 1: And I actually think Christianity's totally go when I think

486
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: about it. You think about the principles, like God is

487
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: like great, like that really makes sense. Um, personally, I'm

488
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: super busy, but I do think God is good and

489
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: he like strives to be a religious gentleman. Okay, fast, sincerity, justice,

490
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, moderation. Manliness has to read like the

491
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: Scout oath, which you have to say that's always a

492
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: Scout is trust with the loyal, thrifty, brave, cleaner, reveren kind.

493
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: But then again, tranquility be not disturbed at trifles. And

494
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: it's like, I feel like you again, were so disturbed

495
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: at the one trifle happens and you're like, stop trifle

496
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: and I'm printing, Okay, then this twelve chastity no description

497
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: under chastity though, it's like, oh, you just threw that

498
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: one in well, mine says rarely used venery but for

499
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: health or offspring as in your dick. No, yeah, it's

500
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: just blank. I think it's that thing. And let's talk

501
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: about printing in public domain for a second. Thank you?

502
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: Is that right? You know it's now his auto bio,

503
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: his memoir is public domain. So it's like mine is

504
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: on this insane foe leather backed edition. And I also

505
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: feel like maybe it could be more PG or like

506
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: they just missed stuff so that I think mine is

507
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: actually from eighteen ninety one. Like I think mine is

508
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: very old. It was per just for me at like

509
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: a rare bookstore. And I read a Twitter thread recently

510
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: that said books made before like nineteen ten are actually

511
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: way higher quality and will last forever because that's before

512
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: they started making them with like this really cheap paper

513
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: that has like acid in it. That's just like deteriorating

514
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: all the time. Because mine is like in dope ass condition. Okay,

515
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: this cover of its faux leatherness is like how in

516
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: Boston most people wear like faux weathered T shirts. We

517
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: all love like a Boston loves kind of a distressed

518
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh I okay, yeah, now I see it's very that's

519
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: fun for kids to have that sort of texture to touch.

520
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: So he says no veneral use that means like no

521
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: sex and but for health or offspring. So it's kind

522
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: of like, oh, you can do it if health for

523
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: health reasons. Yeah, and he does say he's always like

524
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: there was some footnote where he's like, miss read and

525
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: I did have a joyful merite. I'm sure. Okay, So

526
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: there's this part of the book where he like wrote

527
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: into his brother's paper under an alias named Silence Dogwood. Okay,

528
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: this was so like Howkinsinski. Yes, yeah, I know, I

529
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: was like got so ted and he like sometimes he

530
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: was I did I read that wrong that he's writing

531
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: as a woman like missus Dogwood. I don't know if

532
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: I read that he was doing like gender role play

533
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: in the letters. But was this at the very beginning

534
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: when he was like getting his brother's newspaper in trouble

535
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: for like publishing ribald things that were critical of the

536
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: local governance. This was like late Oh no, no, no,

537
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: I think this was earlier. I'm honestly not sure in

538
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: the time of that. But there's just this one part

539
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: where he goes off on how like women shouldn't wear

540
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: petticoats and they like waste fabric and also like, oh

541
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,959
Speaker 1: are distasteful. Oh, but he's actually because he wants them

542
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: to wear less. So he's kind of been like yeah,

543
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: oh all right, he's like advocating for those legs to

544
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: be out and about. He wants to see them swishing

545
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: down the bubble stones of Beacon Hill. Yes, Mama, watch

546
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: that ass shake back and forth on the Cobbols. Speaking

547
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: of um women of ill repute. The part where that

548
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: like old lady on the boat, he's he's traveling by

549
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: boat from like Boston Philadelphia. It takes just like months, um,

550
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: and that that older woman like warns him against like

551
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: spending time with those hussies. Okay, hold on, I'm going

552
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: to just read this part. A matron like Quaker woman

553
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: was on this boat boat to New York. Therefore, when

554
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: she saw a daily growing familiarity between me and these

555
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: two young women, which they appeared to encourage, she took

556
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: me aside and said, young man, I am concerned for THEE,

557
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: as thou hast no friend with THEE and seems not

558
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 1: to know much of the world, or if the snares

559
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: youth is exposed to depend upon it, those are very

560
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: bad women, I can see in all their actions, and

561
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: if they are not upon thy God, they will draw

562
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: THEE into some danger. They are strangest to THEE, and

563
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: I advise THEE to have no acquaintance with them. And

564
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: so then he like, at first I seem to not

565
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: think so all of them, blah blah blah. But then

566
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: when we arrived at New York, they told me where

567
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: they lived and if I need to come see them,

568
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: but I avoided it, which is kind of like I

569
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: feel like maybe he did go fuck them. Then the

570
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: next day the captain was missing a silver spoon and

571
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: some other things that had been taken out of his cabin,

572
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: and knowing that these were a couple of strumpets, he

573
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: got a warrant to search their lodgings, found the stolen goods,

574
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: and had the thieves pushed. So the old Quaker matron

575
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: was right, and they were strumpets, and they had stolen

576
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: the spoon. They were strumpets. I need to use that

577
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: word way more often. When women be strumpets, women be

578
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: stealing spoons. If you see strumpets, say something. Do you

579
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: remember there was a spoon controversy? What was the spoontroversy

580
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: was some chefs. We'll talk about. Oh, I know what

581
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah we should. Okay, let

582
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: me just I'm just gonna quickly for context, this thing

583
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: about petticoats, some observations on a particular fashion now raining

584
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: among my own sex. So this is him, this is

585
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm pretending to be a woman, literally pretending to be

586
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: a woman riding into out fire. No, yeah, she is

587
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: soire like fire. He looks exactly like her. Yeah, I

588
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: feel like his vibe. It's not gay. It's a little

589
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: just Robin Williams and that kind of like kooky comedy tootsie,

590
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: like old school shoulder pathos like Chris Farley and the

591
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: Gap Girls get real heads now, Um, okay. The most

592
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: immodest and inconvenient of any the art of woman has invented,

593
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: namely that of hoop petticoats. By these they are incommoded

594
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: in their general and particular calling, and therefore they cannot

595
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: answer the ends of either necessary or ornamental apparel. These

596
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: monstrous top seat over mortar pieces are neither fit for

597
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: the church, the hall, or the kitchen. And if a

598
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: number of them were well mountain on Naudle's Island. They

599
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 1: would look more like engines of war from bombarding the

600
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: town than ornaments of the fair Sex. An honest neighbor

601
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: of mine happening to be in town sometimes since on

602
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: a public day, informed that he saw four gentlewomen with

603
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 1: their hoops half mounted in a balcony as they withdrew

604
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: to the wall to the great terror of the militia.

605
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: So he's saying, these petticoats are like literally cannons. They're

606
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 1: so huge. Please get them off my rampart. Yeah, they

607
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: look so so fun. He sounds like he'd be very

608
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: anti Peplin. There was a really freaky girl in my

609
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: elementary school who would wear like a petticoat to our

610
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: like holiday recital. Yeah that's very yr Oh that's more

611
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: your high school I know. Well, there was also a

612
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: role in my high school that did old timey cosplay

613
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: as well. So okay, wait, so a couple of things

614
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: I want to talk about. I do want to talk about.

615
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: Um Okay, did you get to the part where he's provax.

616
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: So he is like, oh my god, yes, with smallpox.

617
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: So his son dies of smallpox, and he says his

618
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: greatest regret is not inoculating his son with his own

619
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: small pox. It was just like and everyone's worried that,

620
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: like your son's gonna die from getting the Like was

621
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: it like self, he's giving him son a shot? I mean,

622
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: I know this is the general. Yeah, I think it

623
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: would be like self or easy, just like you find

624
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: someone small box and like rub them on your son

625
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: a little bit, like did they? Yeah, I think he's

626
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: like he he would have like invented his own little

627
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: small palk. Clearly was a thing because he says that

628
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: you could like go maybe given he could go to

629
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: maybe the local apothecary act and they would like give

630
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: your a little patriotation just be like listen, like put

631
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: this in your son's like bread porridge, and like he

632
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: will get mild smallpox and then he'll be immune. Because obviously,

633
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 1: I'm sure there was this anti vax movement of other

634
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: Philadelphia parents who were being like, no, a, I'm gonna

635
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: kill mcki with small box if I give it to him,

636
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 1: like be, it's gonna make him autistic. I don't think

637
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: there was a sixteen hundred set of parents being like

638
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: it's gonna make my son autistic. I feel like the

639
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: vibe in Philadelphia Society was more like, you're going to

640
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: kill your son by giving him smallpox? Less like, and

641
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: then my example showing that the regret may be the

642
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: same either way and that therefore the safer should be chosen.

643
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, well my son still died of small

644
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: try it, try it bit yea, so okay. Also another

645
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: thing about him is that he's you've had chicken pox correct, oh,

646
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: like as a child? Yeah, or are you still like

647
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: able to get it and we'll die of oh? Right?

648
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: And it's very that thing where like everyone's like going

649
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: to the guild trip, they're like, has anyone not had

650
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: chicken pox? And I'm just like, sorry, never had it.

651
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: I just like was never around it. And everyone's like, Okay,

652
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: we have to be really really careful with Steven when

653
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: we go on the so far super careful. Um I don't.

654
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: I honestly I don't remember him. I think I must have. Right,

655
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: did you have it? Did you iconically have it? And

656
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: you were so like connecting the dots with with sharpie? Yeah,

657
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 1: I got it like from my sister, And I feel

658
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: like we were such a like gruesome to some like

659
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 1: covered in spots. Okay. He also like was the freemason

660
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: and invented secret societies, and like he's obsessed with his

661
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: secret club. He altially convented the library, but no, he

662
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: also yeah, he claims that he invented the library. It's

663
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: just like I guess there must have been libraries. And

664
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: also the franty is never in this book. Ps. Well,

665
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: my version has some it's so boring though. I could

666
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: hardly read it where he's like talking about like grabbing

667
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: a rod and fire, because you remember that that anecdote

668
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: that I heard from someone else that he had the

669
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: rod like going down connected to the banister in his

670
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: house and when like random horrors would come over, he

671
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: would make them like touch the banister and get shocked

672
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: as like a parlor trick. And he was always shocking

673
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: prostitutes and just been like isn't that such a gas?

674
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: It's like girl, you triflame. Wow. So he's actually this,

675
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: he's so elon musk and is just like this sick

676
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 1: inventor being like touch my rod. Literally segment quills. How

677
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: does she eat? What does she wear? How does she live? So?

678
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: What does she eat? Let's get into it, girl, He's

679
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: a pesketarian, which I'm obsessed with. So he starts at

680
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: as a vegetarian because for literally for moral reasons, which

681
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: is really cool and ahead of the game, and again

682
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: not in a way in a gay way, but just

683
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: like in this very straightway you say pescarians are gay. Well,

684
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: he starts out as a vegetarian, and then he's on

685
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: this trip. He's on like yet another long ass boat ride,

686
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'd formerly been a great lover of fish,

687
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: and like someone was cooking fish and when it came

688
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: hot out of the frying pan, it smelt admirably well.

689
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: I balanced some time between principle and inclination. So he's

690
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: sitting there hemming in hine over whether or not to

691
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: eat this fish, un till I recollected that when the

692
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: fish were opened, I saw smaller fish taken out of

693
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: their stomachs. Then I thought, if you eat another, I

694
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: don't see why we mayn't eat you. So I dined

695
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: upon cod very heartily and continued to eat with other people.

696
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: We're turning only now and then occasionally to a vegetable diet.

697
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: So he's still anti meat, but he's just like, we'll

698
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 1: fish eat other fish, so we go che Oh, that's also,

699
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: so like Boston dad with high cholesterol to be like, um,

700
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: all have the steamed cod and baked potato and a

701
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: sam Adam flight. Thanks. Well, that is the most like

702
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: Boston thing for like a dad to be like my

703
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: one sam Adams a day. They're like, yes, I drink,

704
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: but it's like I have I cracked my one sam

705
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: atoms and that is good for me. Here's the thing.

706
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: He's his lying, trifling ass about how temperate he is. No,

707
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:06,959
Speaker 1: obviously he's having so much rum. What is Madeira wine

708
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: is mentioned too many times in this book for him

709
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: to not be drinking it round the clock. Okay, this

710
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: wine he mentioned, and I was like, this feels so

711
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: your family win sounds very poor. No, no, no, he said.

712
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: Then also he was like, we had so much Clairet.

713
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: That is very my family. Oh I guess. Okay, claret

714
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 1: is a way to describe board doone. He was like, oh, well,

715
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: the claret was flowing so oops, damn, I gonna get

716
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: me a bottle of Clairet. Yeah. I'm sure your parents

717
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: have some. I have claret in their wine fridge that

718
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: we'll talk about in the we are breaking open my

719
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: parents wine fridge, which is as you may recall where

720
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: they keep the gun. Um. Okay, just sidebar. We will

721
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: get into this in VIP. But I had I ordered

722
00:41:56,239 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: like a Slovenian white last night at quequegs on Tucket,

723
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: not quak a sorry land acknowledgement, like I hope they

724
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: did one. Okay, but you will you know that Quakwag

725
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: is actually the name of like an Asian Pacific islander

726
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: character in Moby Dick, so it's not even a Wampanoag name.

727
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: I didn't know that fall all the way back miss Land,

728
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: miss Land. Anyway, I had this white Slovenian thinking he

729
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: was gonna be so funky like the Funkiest Wine and

730
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: Nantucket and it was like so sweet and it was

731
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: fully apple juice and it was like my next book,

732
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: The Funkiest Wine Nand my mom was like, can I may.

733
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: She takes it, and she takes a sip, but she

734
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: just goes, well that's horrible, oh Steven, oh that's horrible.

735
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 1: Um so yeah, just you know, ask I should have

736
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: asked the server more about with the with the with

737
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: the palette. Well, I think I would have done the

738
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: same thing where I'm like, Slovenian, you're on Nantucket. You're like, yeah, sorry,

739
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm different. I'm from New York City. I or Slovenian whites.

740
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: And that was just because then she brought it and

741
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,479
Speaker 1: she put it down. She was like, yeah, so people

742
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: like this. It's it's the one of the sweeter wines.

743
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: And I compare it to whites infidel And I saw

744
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: my mom maks like the whites of her eyes when

745
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 1: she said whites infandel, and I was like, oh, here

746
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: we go. Her face turns green. Did you order the

747
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: bottle or just no, just a glass? Oh? And then

748
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: I and then I honestly I was like, you know what,

749
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: I might don't actually want this, and that's okay to

750
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: do it. So you got a little more claret. Yeah,

751
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: you know, when your parents are paying, it's okay to

752
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: just not drink a glass because you don't like it.

753
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: And absolutely Ben Franklin would not Sorry, I don't think

754
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: that if I would not approve, because that's one you're

755
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 1: wasting with reality. Yeah, and it's not temperends, not temperate

756
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: all because you're asking for more, not humility. He has

757
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: this like gross realist at some point that I was

758
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: kind of like impressed by where he he more he's

759
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: like brokering a deal to like in the French and

760
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: Indian War, of what he's sending, Oh what he's like

761
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: sending that That part goes on for so long, and

762
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: it's all about like the wagons sending other wagons of

763
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: bread to separate wagon. Right, But it was like he

764
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 1: was being so barefoot contessa. Everything was like really good coffee,

765
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: really good run, I'm sorry, really good beef tongue. The

766
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: troops need really good tongue. Also in this book is

767
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: just another note the way he describes the French and

768
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: Indian War again like war was easier back then. I

769
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: do feel because he's just like, well, yeah, so at

770
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: around like I feel like he was very grant where

771
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, war ended at five, and then like

772
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: we made really good beef tongue. War ended at five. Absolutely,

773
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: war was office to the boot's office hours only. He

774
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: also though his as was definitely not like volunteering to

775
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: be in anywhere where he might like have to have

776
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: seen combat, like he was always like, and then everyone

777
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: was like saying who should lead the like local militia,

778
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: and I was just like, oh no, no, no, it

779
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: couldn't be me I'll do more of the like inventory

780
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: dealings between the armies and like send letters to the

781
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: king and like back to their governors, and like was

782
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: just always like figuring in a way to just like

783
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 1: wiggle out of actually having to do combat. Okay, to

784
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: just close out what does he eat? Let me read

785
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: part of this like snl skit that he writes between

786
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: it says dialogue between Ben Franklin and the Gout seventeen eighty. Okay,

787
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: so this is Gout speaking to him. If life is

788
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: a sedentary one, your amusements, your recreation at least should

789
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: be active. You ought to walk or ride, or if

790
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: the weather prevents that play at billiards. But let us

791
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: examine your course of life. While the mornings are long

792
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: and you have leisure to go abroad, what do you do? Why?

793
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: Instead of gaining an appetite for breakfast by salutary exercise,

794
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: you amuse yourself with books, pamphlets, and newspapers, which commonly

795
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 1: are not worth the reading. Yet you eat an ordamant

796
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: breakfast four dishes of tea with cream and one or

797
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: two buttered toasts with slices of hung beef, which I

798
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: fancy are not things The most easily digested four cups

799
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: of tea with tons of cream and huge slabs of Okay,

800
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,439
Speaker 1: so I guess like the pescatarianism is over at that point.

801
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: Again hypocrisy, Okay, what does he wear? Not petticoats? I know,

802
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: I mean I think his classic keys like joggers, basic

803
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 1: way with like joggers like Because here's the thing about

804
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: him is he literally is a graphic designer. Yeah, and

805
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: he's like in his like little dime square wire glasses. Okay,

806
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: but he's not. I feel like he's a little bit more.

807
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 1: I mean again, he's based in Philadelphia, so I don't

808
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: don't think he's as dime score with the style, and

809
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: he's more just like wearing is ever laying joggers with

810
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: like the scrunchy like ankles, and he's just like nobodybe

811
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: like top tier graphic design firm in Philadelphia, but they're

812
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: wearing I'm saying. The glasses, yes, the rapids are like

813
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: are kind of mascot for sure. He has his like

814
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: Moscow little wire frames and then he gets this like

815
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: really long blazer that he's bearing with the skinnas. Okay, yes,

816
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: I mean I guess yes, And in his time, I

817
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: mean he was wearing tails and cane I want to

818
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: say definitely in the later years we had a cane, yeah,

819
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: when he needed it, and then like little pointy toe

820
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: like bitch shoes. I mean. The thing is I think

821
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 1: that he because he's always saying like oh again of

822
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: the debt of the day. Like for a long time

823
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: his career, he was like not going to the tailor

824
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: at sevil Row in London or like Paris whenever he

825
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: was in Europe. But like I think as he made

826
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: more money off his printings and his magazine is his

827
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: newspapers and his stove hustle, like he was probably going

828
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: to a tailor at sevil Row and getting like a

829
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: fairly expensive suit. Yeah, and I think like as like

830
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 1: a stylish graphic designer would be. It's like he got

831
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: this like really gorgeous kind of the blue blazer with

832
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: tales that we always see him in. Like he got

833
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: like one really good blazer and one really good yeah,

834
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: and these are pieces that can last. Yeah, he wasn't

835
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: doing fast. He had a pocket watch inscribed to him

836
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: from a friend who did die in the West Indies. Well,

837
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 1: because he was a loser potter of course, um not

838
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 1: him most of the time when he has his best

839
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 1: friend in London is like teaching at some random primary

840
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: school in the countryside. And then he tries to fuck

841
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: that guy's girlfriend and he's like, and I did like

842
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: endeavor to make myself overly familiar to her, to which

843
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: she did reject soundly my advances, and I did hitherto

844
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: regret such advances, and it proudly destroyed the friendship. Oh

845
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: and it is so like, okay, you're rich inventor. Friend

846
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 1: is coming over and right, and then she's like pouring

847
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: more Madera wine and being like okay, So Collins is

848
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: still like in Birmingshire and ever like he's not coming back,

849
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,959
Speaker 1: like let's ride this pony. Is this like rom com

850
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: where Emily Blunt is like flirting but also like not

851
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: having Absolutely every woman in this book is Emily Blunt.

852
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: I'd like, so I meant could be a little Ana Kendrick,

853
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: but oh there's some Kendricks up in Philly for sure. No,

854
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: that's fair. Okay, how doth he live? So I mean

855
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: the way he puts it is like, I mean, this

856
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: is saying he doesn't need much, right, because this is

857
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: the scene where he like is mad at his wife

858
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,720
Speaker 1: or buying the china. He's like, we kept no idle servants.

859
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: Our table was plain and simple. Our furniture of the cheapest.

860
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 1: For instance, my breakfast was a long time bread and milk.

861
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: No tea. It's like, okay, because tea is so and

862
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: I ate it out of a twopenny earthen porringer with

863
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: a pewter spoon. It's like, okay, the poverty com play.

864
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 1: Can we just simmer down? Well? I think in his

865
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: like early zene making life, and this is also just

866
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: so like hello, like all punks in the eighties and

867
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: now they're all doing fucking ads for Spotify and Uber.

868
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: Is that like he was this badass zine maker in

869
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,479
Speaker 1: you know, the early seventeen hundreds, and by seventeen eighty

870
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: he realizes he's become this like fat forty a morning

871
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: five tongues and takes. Also in his little he makes

872
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: fun of himself for writing carriages everywhere, not walking at all,

873
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: and so he's like constantly in a car. No, we

874
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: become what we once hated and we but you know,

875
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: it's like you and I sit here and we think

876
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: we're like so fucking cool, with our rag tyg pod.

877
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 1: But soon enough we're going to be so Chelsea Handler

878
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: and like rolling out of Bad and getting seven ubers

879
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: to a podcast studio to record like one twenty minute

880
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: podcast a month, doing so many ads for like the

881
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: beef Tongue a reason that we once. I'm like always

882
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: holding a Netflix pilot, like's like at the at the

883
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: largest like outdoor table. Okay, who are you in? But um,

884
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: I mean I will say there's definitely like I think

885
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: parts of Franklin to both of us. Yeah, you know,

886
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: we can be headstrong, stubborn, arrogant absolutely to gas it

887
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: up with our fellow like secret Society members and just

888
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: be like, oh we're closing the curtains and like deciding

889
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: on the price of silver. Yeah, And like he literally

890
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: is such a podcaster. M and I do think we

891
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: would figure out a way to like not involve ourselves

892
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: in the Revolutionary War. Yeah, Because he also says, like

893
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: you know, at least in the book so far or

894
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: like the memoir up until this point, he's like he's

895
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: not doesn't seem like he's so anti British. He's just

896
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: kind of being like he's pro the colonies being able

897
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 1: to defend themselves, Like he's more focused on the French

898
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: and Indian War, I guess, but it's like he's not

899
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: even necessarily questioning like Britain's, Like he's kind of like,

900
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: how do we make this work better? He ultimate have

901
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: like not really realized that they could like be so

902
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: revolution Yeah, Like I don't. I think Hamilton was a

903
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: little more you watch the musical and like Paramount Plus, Yeah,

904
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: I watched on Disney Plus. I'm just saying like Hamilton's

905
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: was being a little more revolution and I feel like

906
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin was like, well, let's figure out like Stove

907
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: I mean, he definitely was doing what was good for herself,

908
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: like get your back yet back, got your stove bag

909
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: first and that. But then he has this note in

910
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: my um version that he's like what I find wrong

911
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: about the Constitution. He's like, look, bitch, it's not perfect,

912
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: but like you try getting all these homes to agree,

913
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: like it's as good, like we did what needed and

914
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 1: like it's more impressive than anything else like the Brutish

915
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: could do. I mean tea, I'm sorry, no tea, no tea.

916
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 1: I was like, I am definitely eating three rolls down

917
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: the street and then someone is like, hey, did I

918
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: see you walking down eating three rolls? Yeah? And I'm

919
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: just like oops. I love when he throws his friend

920
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: out the boat who like refuses to row when they're

921
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: like having to row at the end of this like

922
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: long astornady and the friend is being so annoying to me,

923
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: like I'm not rowing. He's like, we're literally throwing you

924
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: out the boat. And then the friend is just like

925
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: kind of swimming alongside and being like help me, and

926
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: he's like, are you going to row? And the friends

927
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: just being like, no, I'm not. And then he's just

928
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: like fine, then you're not getting back in the boat.

929
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,840
Speaker 1: That is so you because you were coxin and I

930
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,280
Speaker 1: feel like you would just be like fucking with someone

931
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: like via row boat. But neither of us are being like, oh,

932
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 1: if you play chess with mebe have to only speak

933
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,440
Speaker 1: in Itali and while we do it, like we're not

934
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: such nerds. Well I mean, I I don't know, maybe

935
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,479
Speaker 1: you are. Actually you are just being like we're playing

936
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: bananagrams in French. Okay, actually you are been Franklin. I'm

937
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: pretty nerdy. I've liter have been playing orlog all week,

938
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 1: which is a fictional Norse game. But that almost sounds

939
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: like too much a leisure Ben Franklin, Well, you know

940
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's an exercise of the mind. It

941
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: involves a great deal of strategy. Okay, so you're Franklin.

942
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm partially Franklin, but also like partially his like printing

943
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: zine workers that are having Yeah, he'll all day, he

944
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:53,280
Speaker 1: all day. Motherfucker's wow. I mean, what a what a journey.

945
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: I started reading this on Sunday. I start to mead

946
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: this months ago. I can't believe you fucking mainline. This

947
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: like a good, good ass Dying of Ale. Yeah, literally,

948
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: like the Dwarfs sam Adam's Scholar. I am, um, yeah,

949
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: I like this book a lot. I think in many

950
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: ways it's certainly more packed with like plot in detail

951
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: than Grant's book is if if we're just talking about

952
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 1: old ass books we've read, Um, yeah, for sure. I

953
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: was like, he's way more personal, like we would be

954
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: chilling with Franklin, way more of like straight guys. Yeah,

955
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 1: and Grant is like silent guy. Yeah, the silent boyfriend

956
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: that you're like, oh, I mean grantedly talking when he's drunk,

957
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: but like you're like, wow, Grant, like is fun when

958
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: we went out to that brewery last night, like I

959
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting. Yeah, usually he's so jos. He actually kind

960
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: of came out of his shell a little bit and Franklin,

961
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: you're like meeting him a variety being like, wait, you're

962
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:57,280
Speaker 1: like a bug. He's literally so for honestly old timey memoirs.

963
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: I even though there was like stuff that I was

964
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 1: like really bored by, but like with sweeping and electrical

965
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: like chords. I give it kind of a four point one.

966
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is a pretty sassy book. Yeah,

967
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: I give it like four out of five iron stoves.

968
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 1: I do think, I mean it's not finished. Does my

969
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: issue with it? I'm kind of like it just kind

970
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: of yeah, I want more like the script I love Yeah,

971
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: well I love that. Yeah, And there's like this whole

972
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean, all the Almanic in the back, which is

973
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 1: literally he's so Susie Orman and he's just being like,

974
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: how to save a penny the way to wealth, like

975
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:42,240
Speaker 1: how to get one hundred pounds sterling within like within

976
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:46,439
Speaker 1: six years or whatever. Oh yeah, sorry, four point one

977
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: barrels of rum out of five barrels of rum right, okay,

978
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: speaking of rum like one of the pieces of advice

979
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: and how to save money. This is what's so Susie

980
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,879
Speaker 1: Orman about him. When you incline to drink rum, fill

981
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 1: the glass half with water. Thus the year's end, there

982
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 1: will be one hundred thousand pounds more money in your country.

983
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: Like it's so Cusioman saying, like buy wine and beer,

984
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: not ten, but the entire nation should just always water

985
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:17,439
Speaker 1: down there rum. Yeah, uh yeah, so I go before

986
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: if I would like to hear more about like you know,

987
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: the revolution, and like more gossip about like Adams and

988
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: Jefferson and stuff. But I mean it is in say

989
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: that we're like, here's my complaining about this book. It

990
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 1: wasn't enough. I want another four hundred pages. Sorry, I

991
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: guess book firms over. We want dusty ass gossip. But

992
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: look there's another book and things are going to get

993
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: a little more modern. Next week we will be reading

994
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: Rough DMX, Top Dog Daily, Departed Rapper Business actor DMX

995
00:57:53,640 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: and his book Earl Earl Okay, so cool and not

996
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: around For the VIP lounge, we are going to give

997
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: you all of the dirty details about Nantucket Island from

998
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: Stephen and Lily's perspectives, where to go, what to do,

999
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: who to fuck, what, what rank? What to drank? Who

1000
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: to sail with? What yacht to fuck on? Um, stay

1001
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: tuned and stay with us and hop on the ferry

1002
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: CODs up, bitches, best best, Welcome to the vip Lounge, Ladies.

1003
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: We are far from New York City. We are in

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00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: a very different lounge. We are in a salty, salty lounge.

1005
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: We are on the wind swept, washed ashore exclusive island

1006
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:53,959
Speaker 1: of Nantucket, Massachusetts. Crash Yeah, this vip lounge. We're gonna

1007
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 1: be talking all things Nantucket. Lilyan Steven's Crazy Guy to Nantucket.

1008
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: We're talking bitches, We're talking guy, We're talking bookstores, We're

1009
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: talking best lobster rules. Let's get right into it, Lily.

1010
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: I know you've sent a lot of time in the island.

1011
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: This is a place for me. It's kind of one

1012
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: of my ancestral homes. Um. I love to come here

1013
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 1: every summer, and of course I'm actually even here in

1014
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: the winter right now where it does pop off as

1015
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: the case maybe. And there's a lot of great restaurants,

1016
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: and it can sometimes be kind of almost confusing to

1017
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: know which one should I go to It's so hard,

1018
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: especially if you're on vacation and you only have a

1019
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: little bit of time. You want to behaving the most

1020
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: amazing spots and you don't want to get ripped off

1021
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: because Labster prices, maket price. You could get ripped off

1022
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: by a crudeo, you know what I mean. So I've

1023
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: never been really ripped off because when I go to

1024
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 1: tuck and I say, with Stephen's parents, let's just say,

1025
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: I don't pay for much. You know, when I go

1026
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: home to the I don't see your wallet the whole time.

1027
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: It really is that thing where I'm like, did I

1028
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: lose my wallet or oh it's just been kind of

1029
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: in an old, musty drawer for the week. Yeah, You're like,

1030
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: this is how it must feel like to be the

1031
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: president of the United States, you know. And I started

1032
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: going out there with you when we were fourteen or

1033
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: something or so, and you know, to quote my diary

1034
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: where I really detail our early friendship and we will

1035
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: do on the pod. One day, I said, I had

1036
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: a really good time with Stephen in Nantucket, except he's

1037
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: so repressed. That was just a taste of this week's

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01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,760
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Speaker 1: podcasts ago, there once was a podcast named Celebrity book

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01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: Club and it's presented by the print House, the famous

1044
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 1: Philadelphia print House Prolot Projects. The show is produced by

1045
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: Meg Murnane, who has a well, let's just say she

1046
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: has a little problem with Madeira wine, with editorial support

1047
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