Speaker 1: Listening to mess Hello, Hello, Hello, ring has sprung?
Speaker 2: Oh it was it was too nice today. I was
Speaker 2: not prepared.
Speaker 3: I was not prepared.
Speaker 2: I literally was like, oh I did I.
Speaker 3: Did ask for this, but I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not sorted yet.
Speaker 1: You're not ready, not sorted for the nice way, Leg's
Speaker 1: not shaved, no toes is giving Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, I thought I had more time. I mean,
Speaker 2: you do, because this is fake.
Speaker 1: It like gets warm and then it's back to get
Speaker 1: get your shawl back on, get your.
Speaker 2: Call, you know, just the season to spend more money
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 3: Truly, you know.
Speaker 1: I went to look at a couch a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and this is my mess. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: actually mess for the podcast listeners because I walked in
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I really like this couch,
Speaker 1: but I don't like the price. So I'm like flirting
Speaker 1: with this lady who's like the CEO of something, this
Speaker 1: something CFO and I'm literally I'm flirting with this lady.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get her to give me this couch
Speaker 3: for free.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I was with this guy and
Speaker 1: he bought me a sixty dollar candle, just to give
Speaker 1: you a price point of, like what the prices are
Speaker 1: in there?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And when we were walking out, this girl was like
Speaker 1: Marie and she holds up her phone and she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm listening to mess right now.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I love you guys. Yay, Well you work here.
Speaker 1: I work in the marketing department. And she said, are
Speaker 1: you trying to get a couch? She goes, I know
Speaker 1: that you're you just fired your interior designer. And I
Speaker 1: was like, actually she quit, but thank you for listening
Speaker 1: and changing the narrative. And she was like, yeah, if
Speaker 1: you want, I can send your information to the marketing department.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll, you know, maybe they'll what she would like
Speaker 1: this m hm. And I was like, yes, send them everything,
Speaker 1: send them my materials. Anyway, that was a month ago.
Speaker 1: I still don't have a couch.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for not remembering your name. But
Speaker 1: she was so cute, and I believe in you. I
Speaker 1: believe that we can get this couch to me.
Speaker 3: Make it work. It's gonna happen. Oh yeah, yeah, let's
Speaker 3: put that in there in the Messy universe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean on the printer, on the prayer list.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, obviously get you the couch. I
Speaker 1: need some curtains. So if they got curtains there, I'll
Speaker 1: take that as well. I don't know if I saw
Speaker 1: curtains at the place, but okay, curtains you want, friend,
Speaker 1: I'll can choose.
Speaker 2: I got some new linen curtains, Ralph Florence.
Speaker 3: I would love, you know, real plush plush.
Speaker 1: I don't want to black out, but you know I
Speaker 1: wanted for blacks for the black people.
Speaker 2: Well they go to Ralphlaor and they're gonna say black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Emery's clocked in, She's on.
Speaker 2: You see, I gotta be hot. I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: a new cout.
Speaker 1: So, yes, Sidney, what is your mess for us today?
Speaker 1: My mess I get. You know, I'm addicted to ubers.
Speaker 1: I keep just spending all the money that I'm making from,
Speaker 1: you know, working and doing my jokes.
Speaker 2: I'm just putting your right back into uber capitalism. Go
Speaker 2: to hell. So I get in an uber. I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to you know, sit back, relax. Guys like
Speaker 1: oh hello, you know driver, Yes, hi, you know, because
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude, because I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get that grating up, up, up up.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm four point.
Speaker 1: Six one, four point one. I would love to be
Speaker 1: a four point eight. It's still it still hasn't changed.
Speaker 1: It actually went down. So I'm saying, hello, hope you
Speaker 1: had a good night. Blah blah blah, da la la,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to cut it. He's, oh, yeah, you
Speaker 1: smell good. Telling me I smell good. You know, something
Speaker 1: about the things that I've been wearing. People tell me
Speaker 1: smell good.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, oh, you know you you live
Speaker 1: over here. I'm like, I don't want to. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to tell him. I'm like, no, I don't live
Speaker 1: over here, you know, visiting your friend. He said, oh,
Speaker 1: where are you going to I said, I'm going to work.
Speaker 2: He said, oh, you go to work.
Speaker 3: It was late.
Speaker 1: It was late, so he was you go to work,
Speaker 1: and I was going to the village. So, you know,
Speaker 1: he obviously thought I was a street walker. Clearly, you know,
Speaker 1: I have to have to be selling couch. Can't be
Speaker 1: telling jokes, gotta be selling ass. And so he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: are you tired? You know you take a nap. First
Speaker 1: of all, take a nap car and the driver says,
Speaker 1: take a nap I'm up, he said, taking Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fully up, fully fully up.
Speaker 2: Then he's like, oh you want you want, you want music,
Speaker 2: you want good music make you feel Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he started, No, bitch, let me tell you
Speaker 1: what he starts playing, or you'll pay for us.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, I have to.
Speaker 1: I have to tell all my friends to hey, I'm
Speaker 1: not getting out this car, but if if I go missing,
Speaker 1: it's because of the guy. This is what he starts playing.
Speaker 1: He starts this, man starts rain, rain sounds, bob music.
Speaker 2: You know what I just I think it's rain sounds.
Speaker 2: That's him peeing in a bucket.
Speaker 1: He was in a white Toyota Siana. I took a
Speaker 1: picture of him. He then he rolls up the windows.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he's he's definitely putting some kind
Speaker 1: of what's his name, dandelion, some type of solution to
Speaker 1: make me pass out.
Speaker 2: And and you know I'm a.
Speaker 1: Narcolectic, so I'm like it did he did he put
Speaker 1: something in the car?
Speaker 4: Am?
Speaker 2: I just died like I couldn't tell. So I'm fighting
Speaker 2: for my life.
Speaker 3: You're my car.
Speaker 2: I'm fighting for my life.
Speaker 1: I'm texting, I'm texting my I'm talking texting my girl.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, this guy asked me if I want
Speaker 1: to take a nap in the uber and now he's
Speaker 1: playing this music.
Speaker 3: I sent her that.
Speaker 2: She's like, send me his information. I'll kill him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, john Wick.
Speaker 2: I said, by the time you get here, he could
Speaker 2: just go for another country and I'll be dead. So messages.
Speaker 1: I stayed in the car because I was like, he
Speaker 1: gonna he gonna he ain't gonna run.
Speaker 3: Me out of this car.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay up. What are you gonna do? I said,
Speaker 2: I could fight.
Speaker 1: I got these hills, all types of random things in
Speaker 1: my purse. I will fight for my life in this
Speaker 1: in this car.
Speaker 2: I could fight. It's hilarious. I truly can't. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: I said, if this happens, I was like, I should
Speaker 1: go live right now, just in case he does pop up.
Speaker 1: But he started playing other music too, like music like
Speaker 1: from the Lion King.
Speaker 2: It was it was crazy, like the Circle of Life.
Speaker 1: No, but it was music that could possibly be in
Speaker 1: the soundtrack, just the instrumental, not the actual.
Speaker 2: He said, she's black. Let me play this song. Yeah
Speaker 2: she no.
Speaker 1: If you started playing the hyenas now that I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, You're going to lose your job or
Speaker 1: I'm getting your bad numbers.
Speaker 2: All that badge no badge number? That was my mess.
Speaker 2: I should we bring in August?
Speaker 1: Yeah, be our guest ring Ergus Uh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: a pillar of our community. Just a philanthropist taking over
Speaker 1: tikes hawk, I mean videos upon videos doing the work,
Speaker 1: doing skin, glowing arms just visible or give it up
Speaker 1: for Jake Cornell's in the building. Hello, Okay, what is
Speaker 1: so funny?
Speaker 3: You are killing me? You're killing me. I was like,
Speaker 3: what I'm praying for your couch. The thing is, when
Speaker 3: you buy a couch, it still takes three months, so
Speaker 3: getting it for free might really be a long haul
Speaker 3: for you. When you order a couch, they say, all right,
Speaker 3: well think about it like after but money's out of
Speaker 3: your count, but you are. You have to think about
Speaker 3: it for it takes a long time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So I mean I'm gonna hold onto
Speaker 2: my current couch couch.
Speaker 1: Until they send until they until they send it, like
Speaker 1: here's your tracking number, and then you gotta wait too many.
Speaker 2: Even then they're shooting it from Denmark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's international, so you have to order him to
Speaker 3: get the good stuff. They're making it good up there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's great for the good products.
Speaker 1: Good quality control over there, and they're happy when they
Speaker 1: make the furniture.
Speaker 3: So that's and they have health insurance and anything goes wrong.
Speaker 3: It's really they're covered on all basis.
Speaker 1: There's no tears on any of the cushions and stuff. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: And so people who are making the couches got all
Speaker 1: their teeth good for them.
Speaker 3: Yes's great. I want that. Yeah, smell good. Probably.
Speaker 2: What would you do if you were in an uber
Speaker 2: and the driver was like, take a nap?
Speaker 3: I'd be like that. I mean I'd be like, do
Speaker 3: I look bad? Like dude? Do I look sleepy? What's
Speaker 3: going on there?
Speaker 1: So the thing is with gay man obviously not fearing
Speaker 1: for his life, I must look like shit.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I have my gig guy friends
Speaker 3: have had sex with their uber driver in the uber
Speaker 3: most of so I think it'd be a very different
Speaker 3: situation if it happened to me. It's not for I
Speaker 3: haven't done it. I haven't done it, but I've heard
Speaker 3: all Hey.
Speaker 2: Hey, no judgment, you know, listen, you don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to pop off in a
Speaker 1: black car, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 2: In a black car is the way?
Speaker 3: In the black car it has to be.
Speaker 2: No, and not in somebody's mother's van.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not in a Sienna. You can't be doing
Speaker 3: that in a Siena is not sing that needs me
Speaker 3: in an escalator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're giving it up, escalate.
Speaker 1: And I don't want him to wear a tie and
Speaker 1: wearing a black suit.
Speaker 3: I'm trying uber shuttle for the first time tomorrow.
Speaker 2: What's that sounds sad?
Speaker 3: Bus I know it's it's a sprinter van that takes
Speaker 3: you to LaGuardia for nine nine nine.
Speaker 2: Nine dollars nine.
Speaker 1: Okay, but how many other people it's a pool, babe?
Speaker 1: How many other people are getting picked up?
Speaker 3: So okay, it's not so apparently it is technically a pool,
Speaker 3: but no one uses it. My friends, my friend, I've
Speaker 3: had multip people send me pictures alone in a sprinterer van.
Speaker 3: You have to just go to the pickup spot.
Speaker 2: Where's the pickup spot?
Speaker 3: Atlantic term?
Speaker 2: Hey, no, that's not going.
Speaker 3: To war to nine ninety nine to get to LaGuardia.
Speaker 2: But it's only La Guardia, you can there's.
Speaker 3: Another JFK leaves from City Point where the Alamo Draft
Speaker 3: House is.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's harder to get.
Speaker 3: That's harder to get you. But I always fly out
Speaker 3: of Lauardia because it's better. I don't want to go
Speaker 3: to jail.
Speaker 2: Okay, but how long is it going to take you
Speaker 2: to get to the airport?
Speaker 3: So my roommate's going to drive me to Atlantic? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because that's an easy ass you can you just roommate,
Speaker 3: just take you to the he's a meeting. That's the
Speaker 3: whole thing. It's ok right, all right.
Speaker 1: Actually you might have just blown this whole thing up
Speaker 1: because they're listening to this on the PODYA like.
Speaker 3: All my flight tomorrow, so this won't be up by them.
Speaker 2: Tell that's how it is.
Speaker 3: I will let you know.
Speaker 2: When we do the photo. Dumb.
Speaker 3: You're trying to be responsible. I'm trying to be responsible. Look,
Speaker 3: I'm normally paying seven because it's it's a short ride regardless.
Speaker 3: But if you've taken your own personal cards, seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, yeah, I feel like between fifty and seventy dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if you're flying, if you're flying in La.
Speaker 3: The car out of Lax is like one twenty. So
Speaker 3: now you have the price of the flight. You're spending
Speaker 3: again on the cars. So it's just okay.
Speaker 1: You do they have in Lax for La. No, I
Speaker 1: don't want to try that.
Speaker 3: There was already. You just got to get your uncle.
Speaker 3: But you don't drive, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Why would I drive?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Why would I drive?
Speaker 1: I know, I honestly I need people to just it's
Speaker 1: okay if you don't know how to dry.
Speaker 3: No, I think it is. I think it is.
Speaker 2: Do not. Why justus a kind of chic. Hey, just
Speaker 2: because you have your license, that doesn't mean you can drive.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to say that I have my license
Speaker 2: and I cannot drive. Thank you for wow.
Speaker 3: I think that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: To No, I think that's beautiful to I really wanted
Speaker 2: the card.
Speaker 1: The card.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all fair enough. So we're here to talk
Speaker 1: about your mess. What's your mess today?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: My mess is spending money at all times I try
Speaker 3: to be better about because I can't stop.
Speaker 1: So you spend money messy or you're saying that spending
Speaker 1: money in general is miss Both.
Speaker 3: I spend money messy and it feels like, there's no
Speaker 3: way to spend money that isn't messy anymore.
Speaker 2: Everything costs money, and it's kind of rude.
Speaker 3: Everything costs My things that try to save you money
Speaker 3: costs money. But you know what I mean. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're in high you're in high interest credit card debt
Speaker 3: willake out a long there's gonna be interested on that loan.
Speaker 3: It's like, one do that?
Speaker 2: Why would I take out a loan? No, I'm going
Speaker 2: to be in debt some more.
Speaker 3: Why is my credit card company sending me an email
Speaker 3: at four thirty that says, hey, your payments due, and
Speaker 3: then at four forty five saying do you want to
Speaker 3: finance a car? What's happening? Why is that happening? Why
Speaker 3: is it happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or why is credit carder saying, hey, your your
Speaker 1: credit went down one hundred and twenty points. Hey, but
Speaker 1: you still have chances you can open up another account.
Speaker 3: And that was the most abusive relationship a man is
Speaker 3: with into a credit card I'm getting. They're literally be like, hey,
Speaker 3: you could open three more credit cards. This one has
Speaker 3: fun rewards. You are in a lot of debt though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tell Us watched the TikTok video on how
Speaker 1: a bunch of people have taken their student loans off
Speaker 1: of their credit card statements.
Speaker 2: They're like credit card.
Speaker 3: Their credit report, their credit report. How do you do?
Speaker 2: You have to? Like you have to? I watched a
Speaker 2: couple of.
Speaker 1: Videos and I went to that experien or experience and
Speaker 1: I you had to open a dispute and be like
Speaker 1: this is Are you sure this is right? And a
Speaker 1: bunch of people said it fell off their credit report
Speaker 1: and their credit went up, the score went up.
Speaker 3: So I tried it.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard anything back yet. Okay, well we'll keep
Speaker 1: you guys informed.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: It didn't work that like, it just it just was
Speaker 2: in the queue.
Speaker 3: It was in the cue.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you something. My credit score cannot get
Speaker 1: any lower than when it is. That's not true because
Speaker 1: mine is lower than yours.
Speaker 3: Right, that's not true. Sure, mine's not. Mine's not great either,
Speaker 3: So I try not to look at of to it.
Speaker 3: There's any of you an email every week that's like, hey,
Speaker 3: whent up, Hey it went down. I'm like, it's probably fine.
Speaker 1: It's going down because I'm still refusing to pay my
Speaker 1: student loans. And every time it's still going down, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, shod pay it. You should probably just start paying.
Speaker 3: Hold on, did you pay my student loan? Yeah? It's
Speaker 3: one thirty a month, the privilege.
Speaker 2: How dare you?
Speaker 3: I refinanced?
Speaker 2: So what does that mean?
Speaker 3: I took all the little loans i'd taken out into
Speaker 3: one big loan that had a lower payment.
Speaker 2: Oh so you just validated you. I can tell that
Speaker 2: you can sell it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I went down to one thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'll be paying out until I'm like fifty five.
Speaker 3: But whatever.
Speaker 1: Listen, at this point, they're not gonna get the money.
Speaker 1: They're not going to get all of it when I die.
Speaker 3: So does Well, here's the thing. If we're claiming, if
Speaker 3: the if the if the what is it?
Speaker 5: If?
Speaker 3: Finding the claim is being like, hey, like, that wasn't
Speaker 3: me that took out those loans. That wasn't me that
Speaker 3: took out that loan. I don't know, not two thousand,
Speaker 3: two thousand whatever, me? Absolutely not me.
Speaker 2: She don't even go here.
Speaker 3: No, also, let die.
Speaker 1: Let's really get into it. The building is still standing,
Speaker 1: they don't need my money. Is the building getting repossessed?
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: No, it's still standing. So what what are you're knocking
Speaker 1: on my doorwall?
Speaker 3: Technically you barred it from the US government and that
Speaker 3: building is not still standing, so.
Speaker 2: Plead on that. But the US government doesn't pay is dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the t.
Speaker 2: Leave me alone.
Speaker 3: They are forgiving them. I was like, it's over, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I can have no one's go to pay these back now.
Speaker 2: Right and now. But they forgave like three people's loans.
Speaker 3: And then they said never mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but now because Trump is in office, he's
Speaker 1: making sure he's like everybody.
Speaker 2: Come paid him pay them student loans. Yeah, oh was.
Speaker 3: You know they can start taking it out of your
Speaker 3: tax return if you don't pay it.
Speaker 2: Well, they can't take it out of my return if
Speaker 2: I don't fileow my text. Shut up, Marie, make stop
Speaker 2: laughing at this, gibbet, No, do not laugh at this.
Speaker 2: We need both halves of the podcast. Not in jail, okay, No.
Speaker 3: I think it could be cute. One mic on the
Speaker 3: other side of the plakorm.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this mic is on the glans.
Speaker 1: We have workshop this and I'm thinking, no, not.
Speaker 3: For now, not for now? Yeah, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1: It's just like, so, what there's good debt and there's
Speaker 1: bad debt, right, Yeah, so let's just pretenn all the
Speaker 1: man is good or it's bad for me, but I'm
Speaker 1: not paying it.
Speaker 3: Are you in a lot of debt? Not like crazy?
Speaker 3: But I'm in debt, like I have a little credit
Speaker 3: card debt and student debt. What are you buying with
Speaker 3: your credit card? It's well, I put everything on the
Speaker 3: credit card because it takes it to the points. Once
Speaker 3: I found out the points, like the air miles.
Speaker 2: How many points do you have right now?
Speaker 3: Why? Just I use all my points to book all
Speaker 3: my tour flights. So I'm down to So I'm down
Speaker 3: to thirteen thousand points, but I had like a hundred something.
Speaker 3: Oh but I like now I'm flying to like Chicago, Mexico,
Speaker 3: I'm flying all over. That's all on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're using for your credit card. You're
Speaker 2: doing a show in Mexico.
Speaker 3: No, I'm seeing Lady Gaga. And because here's the thing,
Speaker 3: this is how I find this is how I think
Speaker 3: about money. I'm flying to Chicago to do a show,
Speaker 3: and I had I have ten days off before I
Speaker 3: do my next show in Dallas, so I'm then Lady
Speaker 3: Gaga right in between. As though she was speaking directly
Speaker 3: to me, directly in between my Chicago show and my
Speaker 3: Dallas show, she announces the show in Mexico City. Now
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, I already have to fly out to Chicago,
Speaker 3: back to New York, back out to Dallas. If I
Speaker 3: just fly from Chicago to Mexico, that saves a flight. Now,
Speaker 3: every month, every dollar I spent in Mexico is actually
Speaker 3: a dollar I saved on that one flight. Back to me,
Speaker 3: this is gay math. This is gay because have I
Speaker 3: spent three times the amount of money on this trip
Speaker 3: that I spent what it's on flight? Yeah, but it's
Speaker 3: but I did save a little bit. And then I
Speaker 3: put and I.
Speaker 2: Told city, so you're going to be eating really well?
Speaker 3: Yes, And I put and as I told you earlier,
Speaker 3: I did put the Airbnb on. Say it with me, one,
Speaker 3: two three.
Speaker 1: Yes, the whites are doing it. We're bringing here to
Speaker 1: the pot.
Speaker 2: It's not just.
Speaker 3: As well white gays. And here's the thing. I had
Speaker 3: the money to pay for it. I had the money
Speaker 3: to pay for it. The white I had the money
Speaker 3: to pay for the Airbnb. I could have afforded in
Speaker 3: that moment, but I was like, I would like the
Speaker 3: idea of this money being in my account and sixty
Speaker 3: I was just coming out a little bit over the
Speaker 3: next year because it will feel free.
Speaker 2: Hey baby, we all have the money.
Speaker 1: We all have the money. Some of us haven't made it.
Speaker 1: We have the money is on the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, yeah forty five. Sorry in fighting you ninety,
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's net nineties out at this point. If
Speaker 3: someone does ninety, I'm like, you should go. That is
Speaker 3: a felon ninety.
Speaker 1: If I'm getting paid ninety days after I booked a job,
Speaker 1: i forgot what I'm getting paid for.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at my account like what.
Speaker 3: No, I use the money already.
Speaker 1: I'm actually in debt now that I didn't get it
Speaker 1: before the ninety days. Oh yeah, so I've already used
Speaker 1: the money double time. And by the time they get it,
Speaker 1: I'm still like trying to make up for the time
Speaker 1: they didn't give me your money. So it's like, if
Speaker 1: you are paying me in ninety days, that means you
Speaker 1: don't have any of the money. That's a quarter you're
Speaker 1: waiting for your money to give me my money.
Speaker 3: I'm doing summer work getting paid in the fall. It's
Speaker 3: not the money's are on temperature. Everything about it's off.
Speaker 2: Really, you're an intern, that's what you are.
Speaker 3: Yes, pro Bana, it's I'm on Karna. You're putting me
Speaker 3: on client.
Speaker 2: Larna.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I can't do the story of our lives.
Speaker 3: I'm the number one.
Speaker 1: So how does klarna work? Specifically for Airbnb? You have
Speaker 1: the amount of money that you need for this airbu.
Speaker 3: So this Airbnb was like five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, is you and how many people?
Speaker 3: It's just me, Jake, you had it?
Speaker 1: Nah, it just doesn't want to at all at once.
Speaker 3: I had this Okay, I had just booked everything for
Speaker 3: my tour. So it's like I've booked all the show,
Speaker 3: all the flights, all the hotels and stuff. So I
Speaker 3: just paid a bunch of money for other stuff. I
Speaker 3: was like having a day. I was like, I've sent
Speaker 3: a lot of money today.
Speaker 2: You do it all on the on the same day.
Speaker 3: Could never so it's all organized?
Speaker 2: Could I don't?
Speaker 3: I'll be like, do I have a flight to don't
Speaker 3: to Toronto? That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Wait, the assistance we messaged.
Speaker 3: Spending money is massed. Maybe min No.
Speaker 1: We just we just break it down until like the
Speaker 1: thing is is that somebody will keep emailing me like, hey,
Speaker 1: we need that flight information, and I'll wait and wait
Speaker 1: and wait, and then they'll finally corner me and then
Speaker 1: I'll buy it. And then the next flight they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: what about this other flight?
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh my god, I just did all
Speaker 2: this one. I just did this first thing.
Speaker 3: I have to rip the band aid off like that
Speaker 3: long band aid. I sit down, I do all the
Speaker 3: flights at once, and all the hotels good for you?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, And then I looked and it said it
Speaker 3: was I went to check out. I went to check out,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I could just put it
Speaker 3: on Klarna and then this is this won't feel like
Speaker 3: I spent this month that amount of money today has
Speaker 3: come out in this week. And it was also because
Speaker 3: I was waiting for like, I was waiting for a
Speaker 3: net ninety payment, so I was like, oh, we're getting
Speaker 3: tight before the next ninety comes in West ques Gin.
Speaker 2: So when you do Klarna, don't they put like it.
Speaker 3: Was sixty dollars extra for the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, Like there's what do you call it?
Speaker 3: Interest?
Speaker 2: Interest?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was sixty dollars interest on the whole thing.
Speaker 3: So I went from paying five forty to six hundred mm.
Speaker 3: But that split up again, game ath, that's split up.
Speaker 3: That's sixty dollars split split up over twelve months. So
Speaker 3: that's five dollars months.
Speaker 1: You're paying that twelve months, Jane, you're better than that.
Speaker 3: Tell me that fifty a month doesn't feel free? And
Speaker 3: now I have a free Airbnb? What are you guys?
Speaker 3: Mad at?
Speaker 2: I'm not mad.
Speaker 1: I'm just like baby, I'm entertained. Yeah, I'm sure Clara
Speaker 1: is laughing too. They're like twelve months, twenty bundles.
Speaker 3: It felt free? Well, that's like people who don't. I
Speaker 3: thought it sounded fun. Doesn't hurt my credit score. I
Speaker 3: was like, no, let's do. It'll feel free. It'll make
Speaker 3: you fel a little more cushy. I'll buy us Dominoes
Speaker 3: and we're on the road.
Speaker 2: You did get us dominoes?
Speaker 1: When?
Speaker 3: Because I got it on Karna? Yeah? You did.
Speaker 2: Because he is sitting in the account.
Speaker 3: You got us to pizza. You can put Dominoes on Karna.
Speaker 2: Shut up. No you can't. No, you can't.
Speaker 3: No, you can't. If you put what's the enounced like
Speaker 3: two weeks ago, you can put Chipotle on Karna. I'm
Speaker 3: not there.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Hey, hey, aliens, whenever y'all want to
Speaker 1: do that Independence day, I'm ready take us, take us up,
Speaker 1: get it, take last, and.
Speaker 3: Then just give me, give me a six month heads up.
Speaker 1: But I think that's kind of if you can how
Speaker 1: you should be looking at spending money because like the.
Speaker 3: World is gonna end. That's my thing.
Speaker 1: Either they're dropping a bomb on us or the aliens
Speaker 1: are coming, or.
Speaker 3: Or my world's gonna end at least you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: Like what, So it's like, do the stuff, spend the money,
Speaker 1: like look good doing it. Hey guys, I know y'all
Speaker 1: are saying all this stuff, but I just got my tooth.
Speaker 2: I need to be thinking about the future. I can't.
Speaker 1: Why did I waite so long to get this tooth
Speaker 1: just to know, oh, this shit is about to end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna gone without the tooth. Now you're going
Speaker 1: to die in style with the smiles.
Speaker 6: To be close you you really want to be when
Speaker 6: you went mouth close? I will not do you want
Speaker 6: to be when the aliens find us in a million years?
Speaker 3: Do you want them to find your skull and be like?
Speaker 3: All right? So she was missing a tooth, like you
Speaker 3: want to have a phon.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter at that time, it doesn't matter. You don't
Speaker 2: have a mittle set for each teeth.
Speaker 3: No, I want a false set for that.
Speaker 2: But I have teeth.
Speaker 1: They don't even have good dental Oh you guys are extraterrestrial,
Speaker 1: but you ain't got no teeth.
Speaker 2: Sounds like you're.
Speaker 3: Behind know them aliens find your skull first they think, oh,
Speaker 3: that the humans had these many teeth, and then they
Speaker 3: find that like, oh no, she was just kind of
Speaker 3: bust it up. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Their podcast talking about miss You think the aliens have
Speaker 1: a podcast?
Speaker 2: I think they do.
Speaker 1: I think they have whatever we don't have. Do you
Speaker 1: think they have like podcast?
Speaker 3: Bros. I couldn't see the aliens doings. No, I don't
Speaker 3: think they have a masculind like that and reach the
Speaker 3: level of advancement to get to other planets that you
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Women, yes, and you know what they're women that have
Speaker 2: ADHD and that's why they haven't taken over yet. You know,
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, I was going to do it,
Speaker 2: and then you're like, you.
Speaker 3: Know what, Yes, I think I'm going to make a computer.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's.
Speaker 3: Maybe there's just a really good space mall between all
Speaker 3: the aliens and us, and they'll just stop off there
Speaker 3: and get distracted.
Speaker 2: And that's why you guys are missing it. They said,
Speaker 2: ew the ghetto.
Speaker 1: They said everything the light touches is ours, and that
Speaker 1: we don't want.
Speaker 3: The light doesn't touch that. They're like, I do think
Speaker 3: every day more and more I think that where a
Speaker 3: Sims being played by like a thirteen year old boy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that's more and more of what makes sense
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: It feels, it feels scary.
Speaker 1: But also it's like the more I know about what's
Speaker 1: going on in the world, it's like the more I
Speaker 1: should be like, well fuck it, let me just But
Speaker 1: now I'm like, actually, but what if that's not the case,
Speaker 1: what if things are not ending soon.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be that person that's like, well,
Speaker 2: I gave it all. I gave it all up.
Speaker 3: They did it much. Here's my thing, because none of
Speaker 3: us really grow up with a ton of money, right,
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I didn't grow up with money at all.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like it. I feel like that notion
Speaker 3: of like save you money, save you money, save your money.
Speaker 3: It's like Okay, well I don't make that much money.
Speaker 3: I don't come from that much money. And so it's
Speaker 3: like it's like, no, I want to go make a
Speaker 3: bunch of money, you know what I mean. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be frugal. I want to be rich. Like,
Speaker 3: let's be real, you know what I mean? And you do.
Speaker 1: But the rich do stay rich because they don't really
Speaker 1: spend their money, but they have so much to not spend.
Speaker 3: Right, they always leave that part out.
Speaker 4: That's very true, Jake.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be messy. Now you mess be messy.
Speaker 1: But like you guys, you got some numbers on TikTok. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so so you say you, I mean, you're doing cloria
Speaker 1: but like I didn't even getting deals. Now, no, you're not.
Speaker 3: You're not in a creative Wait, I was being honest.
Speaker 3: I could afford the area. Was like, this is fun.
Speaker 2: I need to check the numbers.
Speaker 3: Wait, this is what.
Speaker 2: No, can't you're doing? Well?
Speaker 1: We were, We were We went to a show and
Speaker 1: we were in the hotel and they recognized you.
Speaker 2: They recognized you, and they recognized you.
Speaker 3: They recognized both of us. But the only brass thing
Speaker 3: was I was holding a box of dominoes.
Speaker 2: And then they took a picture with me and you
Speaker 2: could not even see me. It looks like a shadow.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they were wasted.
Speaker 4: Jump.
Speaker 3: We were staying in a hotel with a big wedding.
Speaker 3: It was they were real bombed, but they weren't a
Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 1: If you're not blackout at a wedding, even if it's
Speaker 1: not yours, are you at a wedding?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I will the couple make it if if I don't
Speaker 3: think the wedding counts. If it was a cash bar,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that. Who is doing that?
Speaker 2: A colorna bar?
Speaker 3: Who is colorno bar?
Speaker 1: At the wedding, somebody was talking about how they had
Speaker 1: like a no no alcohol wedding, and I said, we
Speaker 1: are not showing up even you're person. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be around that. That's weird because the guests are
Speaker 1: going to be miserable.
Speaker 3: Miserable. It's going to be unless everyone you know is sober,
Speaker 3: or like the vast majority of your people are sober.
Speaker 2: Hey, if we're all sober, we don't need this wedding.
Speaker 3: Let's just let's go down the city.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just lope.
Speaker 3: I don't disagree. I don't disagree. Cash bar is. It's like,
Speaker 3: do you hate us? I know, I know like you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like, hey, you don't have
Speaker 1: enough money to get married, but you don't have enough
Speaker 1: money for this event.
Speaker 2: You sure don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when it's like les people. If you do
Speaker 3: a big wedding with a cash bar, it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you had two hundred people that you couldn't whittle down
Speaker 3: to get it to fifty that you could do open
Speaker 3: bar for right, because you could have done it a
Speaker 3: different way. Everybody does.
Speaker 2: Everybody doesn't need to. Everybody doesn't like two hundred people.
Speaker 2: Everybody doesn't need most people don't none of that. No,
Speaker 2: we we have to. We have to scale back.
Speaker 1: We all don't want to be at their wedding and
Speaker 1: that wedding is lasting the whole weekend.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could cut it down.
Speaker 3: You can cut it down. It gets complicated because when
Speaker 3: you I feel like when you get married young, it's
Speaker 3: like you haven't gone out and made all your friends yet,
Speaker 3: so you still have to invite all the family because
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 1: That was, Yeah, your mom's like your aunt's niece, baby's cousins,
Speaker 1: the babysitter.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in like my mid to late thirties.
Speaker 3: By the time I get married, probably knock on wood.
Speaker 3: But it's like but it's like, it's like some of
Speaker 3: those people haven't talked to in twenty years.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're good, they're not coming.
Speaker 3: They're not coming.
Speaker 2: You said they're dead to you. My most of my
Speaker 2: family's dead.
Speaker 3: So there's that. There's that. I took it down. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: No, it's all invite them because that's weird.
Speaker 3: They get a little picture on that table like, okay,
Speaker 3: we don't have you don't photo the dead family table.
Speaker 2: You don't have the have you never been?
Speaker 3: Have you never been? Have you never been? My favorite
Speaker 3: thing the wedding when you're when you're at the wedding
Speaker 3: and there's the table for the dead relative photos and
Speaker 3: someone puts their present on it. They think it's the
Speaker 3: gift table.
Speaker 2: No, I have not seen that. I've not seen the
Speaker 2: dead relative table.
Speaker 3: Wait am I not? You've seen you see the dead
Speaker 3: the dead? Is it a New England thing? No, okay, no,
Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But the
Speaker 3: people who gifts on it were like, gifts are over here?
Speaker 2: You said, no, No, these two pictures and my grandmother
Speaker 2: and my grandfather. Yeah, no, don't.
Speaker 3: Put the Yeah, but you don't put the thing from.
Speaker 2: William so Noma. Please don't move that to the side.
Speaker 1: Where do I leave my envelope full of cash? You
Speaker 1: can leave that on grandma's face.
Speaker 3: She would love that. Wedding wedding residentstries. But you want
Speaker 3: to talk about spending money masks.
Speaker 1: You do that, yes, because it's people have stuff on
Speaker 1: their registry that you be like girl.
Speaker 2: Now you know y'all not this classy.
Speaker 3: No, that's the real tree because you have to play tame.
Speaker 3: Why are you what you need these plates for? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you've been living with the guy for two years already.
Speaker 3: Why do you need a whole new set?
Speaker 2: Because we need new plates. You need but you don't
Speaker 2: need this. You don't need produt plates.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Hey, we're going, we're hey, we're we're spending a lot
Speaker 2: of money on this wedding. We need some like return.
Speaker 1: I hear that to get I hear that. I guess
Speaker 1: that same energy when you see my registry.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you that if you have if that's
Speaker 3: how your registry looks like, you better have an open bar.
Speaker 3: You better have a bar and a high end registry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's rude.
Speaker 3: That's really honest.
Speaker 2: Klarna should sponsor the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're really dogging me for putting this
Speaker 3: airbamme on Klara. I just thought it was fun to
Speaker 3: have six hundred dollars same egg now for a little
Speaker 3: bit longer.
Speaker 1: Hold on, wait, you know what I did, drag Let
Speaker 1: me let me give you something that I did. Okay,
Speaker 1: last year went to Puerto Rico on Klara. Yeah wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait, did not have the money I did.
Speaker 2: I did not have them.
Speaker 1: I was waiting on three direct deposits, three and I
Speaker 1: was calling them and so you know, I called you yesterday.
Speaker 1: You have that today almost in d s.
Speaker 2: Where's my money? Where's my money?
Speaker 3: Yeah? If the gigs line up right, and you're like,
Speaker 3: I'm making more money than I ever made in my life,
Speaker 3: but none of it's coming for the next three months.
Speaker 3: You're broke.
Speaker 2: Yes, your cash talk about it.
Speaker 3: There's a cash poor poor cash poor. It's that happens.
Speaker 3: That happens. And that was that was a little bit
Speaker 3: of what this says. I had the.
Speaker 2: Money, because the thing is they'll not have the money.
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know.
Speaker 2: I can't stress this enough. I didn't have it.
Speaker 1: And then we set it at a show and the
Speaker 1: girls in the front judge the fuck out.
Speaker 2: They were like, then, don't go on the trip.
Speaker 1: To do what be in my room sad.
Speaker 2: And turning up. I'm going to be fake rich foray exactly.
Speaker 2: You can just go to absolutely feel better now, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel better.
Speaker 3: I feel aboutter. I just want to make I'm gonna
Speaker 3: dog on that forty five again. They'll be like, you'll
Speaker 3: wait the forty other days. I'll call my agent, and
Speaker 3: my agent bake. They come back. They said that they're
Speaker 3: not forty five count started five days after. It's like,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about? Like they just it's you're yeah,
Speaker 3: I found.
Speaker 2: That contact on this day or I did the job
Speaker 2: on this day.
Speaker 3: Where is I'm like the federal government looking for my
Speaker 3: student loans. I'm hunting people down. I'm asking for money.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You're Sally May.
Speaker 3: I'm calling Sally Sally May for your own money. If
Speaker 3: they're one day laid on my payment, I'm Sally May down.
Speaker 2: Oh you should all my student loan people when they
Speaker 2: call me on D and D it goes straight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: sales and management?
Speaker 3: You are you have multiple people.
Speaker 1: I feel like they called me from a bunch of
Speaker 1: different numbers, probab because I think blocking them. Yeah, they'n
Speaker 1: doing nine one seven two one two. Yeah it's a
Speaker 1: Delaware number. Then, yeah, all this shit is that, Hey, babe,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm dead. I don't. I'm not living anymore. Please stop
Speaker 2: contacting me.
Speaker 1: You know what's what's messy about spending money? Rent I
Speaker 1: got to pay all of his money to live here.
Speaker 1: How am I supposed to enjoy living here?
Speaker 3: Why does it cost so much to live and.
Speaker 2: Be an adult?
Speaker 3: Why can I also say? Can I maybe you guys
Speaker 3: just agree with me on this? Why are people paying
Speaker 3: the amount of money it costs to live in New
Speaker 3: York City to and then doing it inside luxury buildings
Speaker 3: that you would like never want to leave? Like why
Speaker 3: are you paying so much money for this building that
Speaker 3: has like an arcade, a library, a pool, a gym.
Speaker 3: It's like, then just live in that facility in Connecticut,
Speaker 3: like you're in the New York Like the point is
Speaker 3: that it's everything around it, Like, why are you paying
Speaker 3: seven thousand dollars a month for that one bedroom in
Speaker 3: that luxury building. You could live in a nice apartment
Speaker 3: for four thousand dollars a month, three thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 3: And if we weren't like doing this, and then if
Speaker 3: you wanted that luxury building, you could just live in Connecticut,
Speaker 3: like live in a luxury people.
Speaker 1: In Connecticut are not the same, Like you need to
Speaker 1: be in a building in New York to get that
Speaker 1: experience of New York even if you're not really doing.
Speaker 3: But they aren't New York people either, and then they're
Speaker 3: not we're not getting that exact.
Speaker 2: They're not New York people that live in those buildings.
Speaker 3: No, they're like overland ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went to a friend's house.
Speaker 1: She lives in like a nice luxury building, and I
Speaker 1: just spent the afternoon with them, and I said, damn, should.
Speaker 2: I moved to Boston?
Speaker 3: Oh that's how you know? It's crazy? That is not.
Speaker 2: Yes, our building is it's so beautiful, thinking you should
Speaker 2: move to that nice But also everyone that you need.
Speaker 3: To check, tell them to check for a ghastly.
Speaker 2: I'm saying the luxury building was so nice that it
Speaker 2: was like this is the lie.
Speaker 3: But everything you need that in Boston because otherwise you're
Speaker 3: living in Boston. This is my point. I'm in New York.
Speaker 3: I don't need a luxury building. I'm in a luxury city.
Speaker 2: WHOA, No, you're not. This is not a luxury city.
Speaker 2: This is this is the streets. We are literally in
Speaker 2: the streets.
Speaker 1: Culturally luxurious, culturally luxurious, culturally yes, we are rich.
Speaker 2: Everything else poor.
Speaker 1: So therefore, if I could get a little door man
Speaker 1: that's kind of sleeping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes it's like safety I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It's never about safety. Move they are.
Speaker 1: I never feel secure about anybody who's at the front because,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what they're doing.
Speaker 2: They are here. They are here. You're like, hey, they
Speaker 2: are on the phone. I'm here, they're here for twelve Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I will say luxury building, package room
Speaker 1: package packages don't get stolen. Like that's not true because
Speaker 1: I'm on my apartments group chat on WhatsApp and they're.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, do you know about this package? I get
Speaker 2: it every I said. They're like always messaging like I
Speaker 2: think someone took my package. But then t ups they'd
Speaker 2: be getting the apartments wrong and they just be dropping
Speaker 2: people stuff.
Speaker 1: I had somebody stuff. I brought it right back down.
Speaker 1: I said, this is not mine.
Speaker 3: I I live in the basement. I found a building
Speaker 3: one the basement. You spend in my apartment. The backyard.
Speaker 3: You guys have been there, Yes, you've been there. Wa backyard.
Speaker 3: It makes it seem it's got it's got windows. It's
Speaker 3: not underground, it's like whatever, it's garden garden.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. My point is I found a package on the
Speaker 3: fourth floor. You order package, my package. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 3: don't care. No, they'll put it anywhere.
Speaker 2: How did you know it was up there?
Speaker 5: My?
Speaker 3: Uh? The super texted me. He was like, he was like,
Speaker 3: I think I saw him go upstairs. I was because
Speaker 3: I texted him be like where's this package? And he
Speaker 3: was like he was like he walked straight and went
Speaker 3: straight upstairs, went uptairs on the four four. Oh you
Speaker 3: don't try What do you mean? Track? The guy?
Speaker 1: No, track like when it says it's about to be delivered,
Speaker 1: like em them and mamma. When you they sometimes they
Speaker 1: message you and be like, hey, your driver's coming, make
Speaker 1: sure you don't have any pets or whatever. Sure, I'm
Speaker 1: tracking and knowing they're coming right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not tracking though, I'm not tracking.
Speaker 3: I'm not that diligent. There's too many things going on.
Speaker 3: I can't be on it.
Speaker 2: Oh you're busy, Okay, cool, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to keep.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: I gotta, I gotta takes.
Speaker 2: Of my building aren't labeled, so they just hit everybody's buzzer.
Speaker 3: Don't have a buzzer, so it's like that's the.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, a buzzer.
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm going upstairs. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, question, are you spending more money online?
Speaker 3: Are you doing it in real time? I'm a person
Speaker 3: spend there. It's all because I'm not that Oh I'm all.
Speaker 2: Where are you going to spend money?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm going to I mean like it's we're
Speaker 3: entering like the really dangerous season because it's like because
Speaker 3: again also we don't have real we don't have like
Speaker 3: normal jobs. So it's like I can meet a friend
Speaker 3: for lunch. Oops, a hundred twenty dollars you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, oops, you know we had a cocktail whatever. Oh,
Speaker 3: that restaurant is near a store we like. Oops. Now
Speaker 3: I'm walking around New York City with a shopping bag.
Speaker 3: That feels fun. I want another shopping bag. I want
Speaker 3: to have that fantasy you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, oops, these bags are heavy.
Speaker 3: You gotta get a car, Yeah, get gotta Yeah, I
Speaker 3: gotta get a car. But after a.
Speaker 2: Day of shopping, should we get another drink? No, sure,
Speaker 2: we got to get another Well.
Speaker 3: The most fun this is the thing. The most fun
Speaker 3: day in New York City is the day that accidentally
Speaker 3: just keeps going and going. Yes, that's the New Yorker.
Speaker 3: That's the best feeling in the world is when you
Speaker 3: met up for plans at like twelve thirty and at
Speaker 3: twelve thirty you're still going and none of it was
Speaker 3: planned up beforehand. Yep, it's the best feeling in the world.
Speaker 3: You will spend eleven hundred dollars. You got to get
Speaker 3: the car home, drop the bags. Oop, we made the
Speaker 3: reservation for dinner last minute, and it's too soon. We
Speaker 3: got to get a car there you know what I mean, Oh,
Speaker 3: we missed it. We're fife minutes late driving us. Wait,
Speaker 3: we're gonna a coxwill we wait? Like everything about it
Speaker 3: costs money. It's the best feeling in the world at
Speaker 3: all that time.
Speaker 1: But sometimes you're not even going home. You're bringing the
Speaker 1: bags to the club. That's where co check is very imperative.
Speaker 1: You got this the four ozara mango combo at twelve
Speaker 1: thirty am.
Speaker 3: I've gotten a drink. I've gotten a drink at a
Speaker 3: bar where I know my friends are working, so that
Speaker 3: I can co check behind that bar in their stories room,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Not worry about it, and
Speaker 3: then I'll go to the place I actually wanted to
Speaker 3: go to come back at the end of the night
Speaker 3: to get my stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is what we mean when we say
Speaker 1: in New York is the best, the best city culturally, right,
Speaker 1: there's a city where you can do that. Like, you
Speaker 1: don't need to know anybody in New York, but you
Speaker 1: bump into one drunk girl in a bathroom and.
Speaker 2: Now you have a whole adventure for the rest of
Speaker 2: the night.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you pump in like you if you're out for
Speaker 3: If I'm out for drinks and I run into Melissa Rich,
Speaker 3: I'll see you in. I'll see you in thirty six
Speaker 3: hours tomorrow. You're going, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You're taking out the blakes. It's like you're getting on
Speaker 3: the plane. You know. It's like, but that's the best,
Speaker 3: But that's New York. But that's spending money and it's
Speaker 3: but it's it's the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, summer is the best season for that. Spring summer
Speaker 2: is the best.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah when it's warm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to I used to love like we're
Speaker 1: black and we need light.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to love going to bathes r going there
Speaker 1: early and you're in, you're in soho dangerous danger going
Speaker 1: then intermix dropping one thousand dollars in cash, everyone looking like,
Speaker 1: oh are you a Rockefeller Like it's crazy, and then
Speaker 1: hopping and bopping around going to the club upstairs later
Speaker 1: on that night, still has your bags from Stephen Stephen,
Speaker 1: from Steve Madden.
Speaker 3: You don't remember Stephen Stephen.
Speaker 2: You don't remember even was an upscale Steve Madden. I
Speaker 2: don't realize that. I just always wow saw Steve Madden. Nope,
Speaker 2: it was Stephen.
Speaker 1: Steven spelled it with a skinnier sinner.
Speaker 2: It's a very spell. It was like Steven Stephen seven.
Speaker 3: You know the guy guy who worked you working Seve Madden?
Speaker 3: Are Stephen Stephen? Yeah? Different and she working Stephen.
Speaker 2: What's your biggest purchase recently?
Speaker 3: I'm seeing Lady Gaga three times this year.
Speaker 2: Three times?
Speaker 1: Okay, see when you you buried the lead when you
Speaker 1: said you were going to see her in Mexico City,
Speaker 1: So here do you want.
Speaker 3: To hear the gay math? Yes? Yes, I text okay,
Speaker 3: so I'm going with my friend Alex right. He lives
Speaker 3: in Mexico City. So he was like, I'll handle getting
Speaker 3: the tickets like whatever, whatever, Okay. I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: I had told him for the first ticket. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm down to probably spat because, like you know, like
Speaker 3: when they're talking. This was like after how my Carter
Speaker 3: trutor like went on sale. Like everyone talking about ticket prices.
Speaker 3: Everything's like five six hundred dollars. I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not doing that. I was like I would love to
Speaker 3: spend like two fifty Oh okay, like maybe three you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, because I'm like flying there. Whatever.
Speaker 3: He texted me, He's like, I got tickets eighty dollars.
Speaker 2: Where you guys were in the are y'all sitting on
Speaker 2: her bus.
Speaker 3: No, we're running the lights, we're running the spotlets. But no,
Speaker 3: but it's there's like a ga section behind the floor seating.
Speaker 3: So he was like he was like, yeah, they were
Speaker 3: eighty bucks, and I was like, perfect, she announces it
Speaker 3: sells out. She announces a second show the next night.
Speaker 3: He was like, I know from the first show that,
Speaker 3: like the front section is only three hundred. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: because we got the first night for eighty, I can
Speaker 3: spend three hundred on the second night, and then I
Speaker 3: have a.
Speaker 1: Say, you're going to see her in the back for
Speaker 1: eighty and then in the front for three.
Speaker 2: That's get in a different view. Yeah, okay, this full circle. Okay.
Speaker 3: And I also didn't see her on her last two
Speaker 3: or three tours because I was out of town because
Speaker 3: I couldn't see them, So the money that wasn't spent
Speaker 3: on those is also going towards this, So it's actually
Speaker 3: almost no money I'm spending on Regina.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was the third time you've seen her.
Speaker 3: Madison Square Garden. Because you have to say, I'm in
Speaker 3: New Yorker. She's in New Yorker. I have to see
Speaker 3: her in New York And how much are those tickets? One?
Speaker 2: Now? Where are you sitting for that?
Speaker 3: So the show's at MSG, I'll be at Barclays. They're screaming,
Speaker 3: but it's no, it's like the last row, like our
Speaker 3: seats are not good. But I want to be in
Speaker 3: the sky. But MS, she's not that big. MS, she's
Speaker 3: not that big. Like, it's not it's not it's not life.
Speaker 3: It's not a stadium. It's an arena.
Speaker 2: Right, it's not a it's not a stadium.
Speaker 1: Not like, but Madison Square Garden is huge, big if
Speaker 1: we're in the we were in the box or wwe
Speaker 1: And I still was like, damn, I'm like I'm just.
Speaker 3: Walking yes, sure, no, I know.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not trying to rein on your parade.
Speaker 3: Karna paid off front hour ago.
Speaker 2: I've moved on. You are living life. You gotta let
Speaker 2: it go.
Speaker 1: You gotta let it go, Let go and let karma.
Speaker 3: No, but I've spent probably in total, six hundred dollars
Speaker 3: on God, I took it, but I know people that
Speaker 3: have spent People have spent six hundred on one show.
Speaker 3: I said, six hundred and three.
Speaker 1: Where are you sitting for Beyonce? What section you're on
Speaker 1: the floor? How much you spend four figures? Is it
Speaker 1: four figures?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, shout out to big money players.
Speaker 1: Give a big money, big money, big money players for
Speaker 1: Becca saying your limit doesn't.
Speaker 3: The points though that bounces out, so you only sent
Speaker 3: I would say you only send five hundred bucks? Did
Speaker 3: you put the.
Speaker 2: Sell me out listening? But X does not have layaway
Speaker 2: hush your mouth. They do depending on.
Speaker 3: What is it called, like hey hey later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey guys, we have lost the plot, lost the
Speaker 1: plot of everything. Just so you know, if you have
Speaker 1: an American Express card, you're not better than me.
Speaker 3: You still use lay away exact.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I feel like, lady, go goad. That's worth it.
Speaker 1: That's something, that's an experience. You're gonna have photos, You're
Speaker 1: gonna be a friend, You're having a good time.
Speaker 2: Sweat on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want me? Like last I spent I
Speaker 3: accidentally spent four hundred fifty dollars on a light jacket.
Speaker 2: Like a wait a minute, let's unpack that sentence.
Speaker 1: First of all, accidentally spent four hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 1: on a light jacket?
Speaker 2: You can do that? Was it four am?
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't four am. It was during the day
Speaker 3: you've made this. Yeah, but can I explain why I
Speaker 3: think you might understand? I think you might understand. In
Speaker 3: the forty five minutes directly after I got a really good,
Speaker 3: really long massage, I'm dazed. I'm loopy.
Speaker 2: So you got a forty five minute massage.
Speaker 3: I had a half massage. Oh I have my ninette.
Speaker 3: I hurt my not I hurt my nee.
Speaker 1: So you're literally unconscious with your phone in your hand
Speaker 1: when you got and I.
Speaker 3: Don't do the online.
Speaker 5: It was here.
Speaker 3: Here's what happened. I'm so you knew it was a
Speaker 3: light jacket.
Speaker 2: You felt the fabric.
Speaker 3: And I put it. So here's the thing. I leave
Speaker 3: the massage parlor. I'm I mean my days. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I got I got rough. I'm like really like, I'm
Speaker 3: in that kind of like, so you can no I
Speaker 3: did no happy ending, okay, no happy ending, but like
Speaker 3: the oils are still smelling. Like I'm like in the days,
Speaker 3: I go to a store, I like near the massage parlor.
Speaker 3: I see the guy working behind the counter. He's the
Speaker 3: owner and he's one of the designers. And I'm like
Speaker 3: and I He's like.
Speaker 1: He's the owner and designer and he is he's doing
Speaker 1: good or doing bad, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: And he's working behind the counter.
Speaker 3: It's like a small little boutique. Y's just him, No,
Speaker 3: it's his. There's a couple of people.
Speaker 1: That's why the jack is full fifty. Yeah, he's literally
Speaker 1: you're paying everything.
Speaker 3: I love him, but I.
Speaker 2: Oh, you got the jacket because you were trying to
Speaker 2: flirt with him.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: So I'm like talking to him and I'm like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, this jacket's gorge I do love the jacket.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this jacket's gorgeous. He's like,
Speaker 3: I know, we just got those in da da d D.
Speaker 3: I'm talking. I do this whole like rigmarole. I try
Speaker 3: it on, it fits perfect. We do this whole show
Speaker 3: about how it's perfect. It never once occurs to me
Speaker 3: to look at the price tag to see how much
Speaker 3: it is, because then I'll do the thing of like
Speaker 3: you know what, I actually something at home. It looks
Speaker 3: just like like I can come up with them and whatever.
Speaker 3: So I bring it. I just I in my little massage.
Speaker 3: I go up. He brings it up, and I also
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'll get my friend that hot. So
Speaker 3: he rings it up and he goes He's like he's
Speaker 3: like all right, five twenty five. And I have to
Speaker 3: like hold my face because it's like this one. I
Speaker 3: can't be like it's his shop. I can't be like
Speaker 3: I can't be like how much.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, you may rear back and bring back
Speaker 1: how much. Yes, we need that. But also I'm gonna
Speaker 1: check the price before.
Speaker 3: I normally I am, normally I am, but I just
Speaker 3: the blood flow was off. I had just been rubbed
Speaker 3: out too hard. It was just I was not in
Speaker 3: the right headspace spent. I wear the jacket all the time.
Speaker 1: And I may send us a picture of the jackety
Speaker 1: don't know, well the photo don't.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you. Let me tell you what
Speaker 2: could work.
Speaker 3: Right, what's up?
Speaker 2: The owner was there, he's at the cashier register. Right,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, I would love to, but I
Speaker 2: don't know. He's the owner. Discount you really need this?
Speaker 3: If yeah, you really in the mind this is the thing.
Speaker 3: Is like I get my headspates where I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know what, like this is truly the mindset. I was like.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was a small business owner, queer owned.
Speaker 3: I'm doing this is a good ethical purchase. I believe
Speaker 3: in business will come back to me, not back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, that's not my small business. Think about
Speaker 1: it like this. You're a small business, yes you are.
Speaker 1: Ye also should get.
Speaker 2: Hooked so that can't okay, I'll wear it on stage.
Speaker 3: I'll write it off. Now it's a business expense.
Speaker 2: I mean, you should be riding your clothes.
Speaker 3: Let's be serious.
Speaker 1: Do you want their seed? Do you want their seed?
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you. I'll pass it right along.
Speaker 3: You send me a screenshot.
Speaker 2: What's the last thing that you bought that you regret
Speaker 2: that you had.
Speaker 3: To pay for? What was the last thing I bought
Speaker 3: that that you were like, Actually, that's a good question.
Speaker 2: What about you?
Speaker 3: Oh I bought I went to this. I went to
Speaker 3: a sample sale recently and bought, Like I bought three
Speaker 3: pairs of pants, two of which objectively don't fit, like
Speaker 3: I put them on now and hold and like, these
Speaker 3: actually don't fit, like I I was so excited by
Speaker 3: the discount and the whole like the they're too big,
Speaker 3: one one is, one is too long, and like I
Speaker 3: can have it and should be cute, like I just
Speaker 3: have to go to a Taylor. Yeah, but I've waited
Speaker 3: so long to get them, hem that now they're out
Speaker 3: of season. They're like a winter pants, So.
Speaker 2: Now I'm to do it for next year, so whatever, Yes,
Speaker 2: keep it.
Speaker 3: There's one I might yeah, one pair is like it's
Speaker 3: just everything's wrong. Ass is wrong, thigh is wrong, everything
Speaker 3: about them is wrong. I just don't understand what was
Speaker 3: happening when.
Speaker 2: They're how the sample sale people will get you.
Speaker 1: They get you because you're like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is normally nine to ninety and today I could get
Speaker 1: it for right that it was like it.
Speaker 3: Was like normally five hundred and it was like one twenty.
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I have to. It's like
Speaker 3: they don't look good on your body.
Speaker 2: That's why they're in this sample sale. Honey, that's why they.
Speaker 3: Did a sample And they said, no.
Speaker 2: No, that's why it is.
Speaker 3: That's why they're doing it. It's like, I don't learn,
Speaker 3: but learning is hard, you know what, And then you
Speaker 3: become boring if you learn all your lessons.
Speaker 2: No, you gotta you have to take risks. You gotta
Speaker 2: do silly stuff.
Speaker 1: You got to you got to take a nap in
Speaker 1: the uber, yes, yeah, and figure honey out my eyes
Speaker 1: like this asdow.
Speaker 3: I was never going to sleep.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I do regret sometimes sometimes I
Speaker 1: regret going out to dinner with people, oh, because I'm
Speaker 1: not a foodie and like I can get something that's
Speaker 1: so small that like it doesn't really cost that much,
Speaker 1: and I'll be full, I'll be good, but then I'll
Speaker 1: go like, oh, okay. So I went to dinner with
Speaker 1: Lisa Trager, so you already know Lisa knows.
Speaker 2: How to spend.
Speaker 1: We should have spent the money, spend money, and she's
Speaker 1: picking places many dollars times Lisa.
Speaker 3: Lisa has taste.
Speaker 1: I adore Lisa's not worried about what She's not checking
Speaker 1: the price to since I need this, it's mine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that whoever invented Clarina I was probably
Speaker 3: a fan of Lisa.
Speaker 2: But Lisa is not using Clara money and she died.
Speaker 3: She's killing it. We literally I forgot.
Speaker 2: We went to the steak house.
Speaker 1: Somebody canceled on her and she's like, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to go to the steakhouse. So she had already planned
Speaker 1: to spend this money, not me. I wasn't ready, but
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I love friendship. Am I
Speaker 1: a steak lover? Maybe we get there. Listen, we getting
Speaker 1: crab cakes, we get in, Uh, we're getting oysters.
Speaker 2: I think we I think we got like, uh, like the.
Speaker 1: Shrimp cocktail she's getting, you know, drinks she's getting I
Speaker 1: think martini and.
Speaker 2: Were getting sides and whatnot. We're doing this, We're doing
Speaker 2: the surf and turf. Hey, her steak, her steak is
Speaker 2: pretty much like like her, her steak is talking.
Speaker 3: This is how I like to No, she don't know.
Speaker 3: Lisa called me. We'll be there.
Speaker 2: You like you, you like steak, and just this is
Speaker 2: how I want to live my life. I do think
Speaker 2: about what the prices anymore?
Speaker 5: Do it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wasn't thinking about the price. Oh no, no, no, no, no, said,
Speaker 2: boy is Tuesday. I'm not celebrating a damn thing. This
Speaker 2: is just how you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, you know, everything's so good, it's melting
Speaker 1: in our mouths. And I was like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: we had one of these and then you.
Speaker 3: Know that has to go with that, and you know what,
Speaker 3: you know what I had.
Speaker 1: I did have two extra drinks, so you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the drinks. And I'm like yeah every
Speaker 1: time and then it's like Sidy, you just owd fo
Speaker 1: yeah it.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love when I love when her friend is at
Speaker 1: dinner and they just saw how like move some stuff around.
Speaker 2: They're like you know what, I got it? Yes, thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so that's the best. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then after you hear that, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna take it.
Speaker 3: Can I say, I don't know if you guys are
Speaker 3: go with you, I'm in. I'm like, if I'm out
Speaker 3: to dinner with like a large group of people and
Speaker 3: like the vast majority of the of the drinks of
Speaker 3: the check was drinks and there's one sober person at
Speaker 3: the table, I'm usually like, let's just cover them. It
Speaker 3: makes the math easier. I'm like, I'm like, you probably
Speaker 3: say that. I'm like, they're what they paid for in
Speaker 3: like dealing with our drunk gasses. I think kind of
Speaker 3: covers like the fact that I had four martinis, Like
Speaker 3: I can cover your spinach dip or whatever.
Speaker 1: You want, and a martini's like twenty, Like yeah, they
Speaker 1: don't speak up for us. If if if I don't
Speaker 1: say anything, oh, they be like yeah, we're all splitting.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's crazy. I had two ginger Beer's friend,
Speaker 2: this is not the same.
Speaker 3: Sidney be like, yeah, that's crazy. I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I'm usually like, let's just cover the If
Speaker 3: we can afford to be this responsible with ourselves, let's
Speaker 3: be responsible for them.
Speaker 2: All right, let's yeah, let's that's living. That's not me.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you order like two lobster tails and
Speaker 3: go crazy, maybe it to a different conversation. But like
Speaker 3: I think if you're like ordering a normal amount.
Speaker 2: I'm a sober person. You think I'm ordering two lobster two.
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe a lobster yeah.
Speaker 2: Like but oh wait, Marie, what was that place that
Speaker 2: we went to that I did order X?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Do we get I forgot what I ordered extra something?
Speaker 1: But it was like, oh damn, that was good. What's
Speaker 1: that place we went to?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: We had we had extra corn the mid you were
Speaker 3: going to say, like.
Speaker 1: The corner it's like corn, it's corn ridd And I.
Speaker 2: Was like, do you want to get should we get
Speaker 2: another one? I was like yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 2: dag Sydney, you got a big batch.
Speaker 3: Shut up?
Speaker 2: And then the corn came out. I was like, let
Speaker 2: me do see you. Yeah, we should do a messages.
Speaker 3: Read a message.
Speaker 2: The people have something they would like to say, and
Speaker 2: let's read what it is. Damn, I've got to make
Speaker 2: a payment on my credit warm bank god so much.
Speaker 3: Yeah there a credit card. That's a credit card. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: that's tough.
Speaker 2: I thought she was dragging me.
Speaker 3: But like, I didn't know what you said. No, could
Speaker 3: you imagine what's credit one? I was out, I don't
Speaker 3: know what credit one is.
Speaker 1: They accepted me and I said sure, and I put
Speaker 1: in my information and they gave me My credit limit
Speaker 1: was five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: But that's okay, that's fine, that's that's that's a lunch
Speaker 3: with Lisa. I was out with some gay guys who
Speaker 3: I'm not like. I was in a group of gay
Speaker 3: guys that I don't know a ton of them all
Speaker 3: that well, and like it just was like kind of
Speaker 3: how the shuffle happened. One day, we're in a storm.
Speaker 3: One of them goes to pay, he pulls out his
Speaker 3: credit card, and the other one goes plastic.
Speaker 1: We're plastic shaming a credit card, Yes, ocause it has
Speaker 1: to be hard metals, like a team.
Speaker 3: That's rude. No, it's very use.
Speaker 2: Everybody has the Capitol one platinum card.
Speaker 3: That, yeah, that is hard.
Speaker 1: I do have a hard one, but I also have
Speaker 1: a lot of plastic as well. So the person who
Speaker 1: pulled out the plastic card was it discover.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really what it is? Is it it's discovered,
Speaker 2: you shut it down? Or is it dining dollars?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: Those are that? Or the you know, the visa gift cards? Yo, car,
Speaker 2: I heard the scammers are using that. I heard the
Speaker 2: scammers are using people's cards getting the gift cards and
Speaker 2: that's how they're going around because it's not connected to anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They're also clearing out on cash AP. I had
Speaker 3: to my depico I had two weeks ago. I had
Speaker 3: to on cash ap Yeah, for how much? Well I was.
Speaker 3: I opened my bank account and I had fourteen cash
Speaker 3: app charges all for a dollar, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what is this? And I called my bank and they
Speaker 3: were like, they get your account and then they do
Speaker 3: a bunch of one dollar charges so that you don't
Speaker 3: they don't get flagged for fraud, and then they do
Speaker 3: a big charge. So they were like, shut it down
Speaker 3: now before they do the big you stop them before
Speaker 3: they charge. They sent me the fourteen dollars back, but
Speaker 3: I had, but then they sent me my depacra back.
Speaker 1: Audio.
Speaker 2: Let's put our headphones in. Oh okay, So when someone
Speaker 2: called us, wow, I hope, I hope it.
Speaker 3: I hope it's good.
Speaker 5: We have no HI mess okay. So friend A was
Speaker 5: planning a birthday dinner for friend B. Friend A texted
Speaker 5: and says, let's move the dinner to lunch. Does I
Speaker 5: work with you? It kind of didn't work, but I
Speaker 5: said yes anyways, already back. And then I find out
Speaker 5: later that friend A, who was planning the birthday was
Speaker 5: trying to get into the speed dating event that friend B,
Speaker 5: whose birthday it was, also was trying to get into it.
Speaker 5: You're going to get accepted into this event for some reason.
Speaker 5: And friend A moved birthday dinner to birthday lunch because
Speaker 5: she got into the speed dating event that friend B
Speaker 5: birthday friend did not get into. Is this mess?
Speaker 3: What tell us?
Speaker 2: Is this just living mass?
Speaker 3: Mass mass mess? Because one is it? Because my first
Speaker 3: thought is if it's if it's the nightmare I think
Speaker 3: it is. Is the getting in based on looks?
Speaker 2: Oh you call ugly?
Speaker 3: Like did they say friend bees doesn't have the face
Speaker 3: for it? And you still are going to go? You
Speaker 3: say you also didn't get in. If your friend says
Speaker 3: that they didn't get in to something because like they
Speaker 3: weren't told they were pretty enough, you can't say you
Speaker 3: got in.
Speaker 2: Do but do you still go?
Speaker 3: If it's far enough away from the house. Maybe, But
Speaker 3: what if you it's speed dating. It's speed dating. What
Speaker 3: if you meet the person that you end up dating
Speaker 3: and then you have this friend where you're like where
Speaker 3: did you meet?
Speaker 2: And you're like, jump, Yeah, it's going to come out
Speaker 2: the lot greater Joe. Now can you pass? Can A
Speaker 2: give it to be because it's Bee's birthday?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: You you just didn't get accepted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not allowed. You just damn that's crazy.
Speaker 2: But you know, you might meet the love of your
Speaker 2: life at this sp dating event.
Speaker 3: But you can't move. But it's moving your friend's birthday
Speaker 3: dinner for a thing that your friend wanted to do
Speaker 3: but couldn't was not allowed.
Speaker 2: I don't know how is the friend getting in anyway?
Speaker 3: Now, well, I guess the friend who's going to move
Speaker 3: the birthday dinner?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my thing is, first of all, it's mess
Speaker 2: to switch the dinner to lunch.
Speaker 3: I don't want a birthday line.
Speaker 2: I don't want a birthday line.
Speaker 3: I was. I was messed the second they said that
Speaker 3: that would hurt my feeling.
Speaker 1: That's something you do with an agent. I'm going to
Speaker 1: birthday lunch with an agent with a lawyer.
Speaker 2: I'm not going with my with my mom. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: how dare you?
Speaker 3: You're not celebrating me while the sun's up? That's absolutely not.
Speaker 2: But the sun is not my girl. You're supposed to
Speaker 2: be my.
Speaker 3: Friend, that's yeah. I think it's mess all around. One
Speaker 3: with the lunch, two with the fact that it's moving.
Speaker 3: I think it's tacky to move something, like to move
Speaker 3: a thing that you planned for, something you would rather do.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, you you designed this, you created this,
Speaker 3: it's your responsibility. Do you know what I mean? Marie?
Speaker 2: Would you do that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Would you want to postpone the speed dating to the
Speaker 2: next the next time they do it?
Speaker 3: Would you do that?
Speaker 2: Marie? First of all, I'm not planning anything for a group.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I don't like planning. I'm not a group planner.
Speaker 3: Would you guys go to a speed dating event for
Speaker 3: the story?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need bits? What do you mean why host
Speaker 2: was beginning event?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But you get sixty seconds to find those.
Speaker 3: When I was in Seattle, they were doing speedating in
Speaker 3: the hotel. I was saying, did you go no? Because
Speaker 3: it was already it was like halfway through when I
Speaker 3: got there. And I was like, what's going on. They're like,
Speaker 3: you can' join it. The mess up the numbers. It
Speaker 3: was also straight. It was like straight sweet dating. So
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna go. That's the twist. Halfway through they
Speaker 3: throw in a man temptation Island ladies, every man, you
Speaker 3: swear away, this is gonna go on one day with
Speaker 3: a man and see how they feel. Yeah, I would
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: The girls are like, what.
Speaker 3: It's like traders, but there's one gay amongst all.
Speaker 2: The I think they've done something that's this before. They
Speaker 2: just got and it got shut down.
Speaker 3: Immediately they did it. I remember when they did it.
Speaker 3: It was it was the bachelorette. Half the men were
Speaker 3: secretly gay, half were straight. And if she picked a
Speaker 3: straight guy, great, you fell in love with the straight guy.
Speaker 3: But if you picked a gay guy, he got like
Speaker 3: or like money. Yeah, he got money, and she would
Speaker 3: absolutely heartbroken and devastated because she fell in love with
Speaker 3: the gay guy and he and he hated himself because
Speaker 3: he like fucked with this woman for money and it
Speaker 3: was really bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he got all that money. Think of all
Speaker 2: the klarnas he don't have to do. He did that
Speaker 2: for the community.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? This isn't like two thousand and two
Speaker 3: he won ten thousand dollars and he bought a house
Speaker 3: with it. Yeah, he was he it was a different time.
Speaker 2: He was in a luxury building in New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that he owns. Yeah, he got it on the
Speaker 3: ground floor he bought. He bought a lofton Williamsburg in
Speaker 3: two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's important to you know,
Speaker 1: Sidney wo What would you do if that was? Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, my friends come first, So I would babe,
Speaker 1: you can't go to the speededating thing. Yeah, I wouldn't go.
Speaker 1: I would be like, yeah, but again, she might meet
Speaker 1: the love of her life that day. It doesn't matter, girl,
Speaker 1: not today. You're gonna find something else. It's gonna happen
Speaker 1: for you. It's just not here and not today, not
Speaker 1: on my birthday. Let's go, not on my watch, not
Speaker 1: on my watch, just not happening.
Speaker 3: It's like, to go is one thing I wouldn't even
Speaker 3: tell my friend I got in, do you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? And I would lie and say I rejected.
Speaker 1: Well, after the lunch, the birthday person is probably like
Speaker 1: what what? What else is on the agenda for today.
Speaker 3: Of course it's your birthday. We just said the tumble
Speaker 3: of the plans. It's the best feeling in the world
Speaker 3: right and.
Speaker 2: Now friend A is like, I have a thing? What thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So if you got into something.
Speaker 2: Based on looks, like would you but would you still go?
Speaker 2: But you're assuming it's based on looks?
Speaker 3: What it's dating? What else could be based on?
Speaker 1: Maybe her personality popped more on the application.
Speaker 2: She wrote a better essay she sent the legally Blonde videos.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you think that you got in because of
Speaker 3: your act scores, then maybe go. But if you think
Speaker 3: it's based on the look ius, he's not a headshot, Like,
Speaker 3: you can't tell your friend that you got in any data.
Speaker 2: But would you still go even if there's no birthday?
Speaker 2: Would you go? Just be didding?
Speaker 3: Again, depends on how far it is from a house,
Speaker 3: if you could run into them on the way, if
Speaker 3: it's in the neighborhood, if this is a small town,
Speaker 3: you're going. Don't don't get me, just you know you're going.
Speaker 3: You're absolutely going. Yeah, I'm probably going.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care as much. It depends like,
Speaker 1: did I take a nap, Like, how long is it
Speaker 1: gonna take me to get ready?
Speaker 3: I don't know, sure, I don't know.
Speaker 2: A lunch is just not sexy.
Speaker 3: I would never do a birthday line.
Speaker 1: And also this, the person who called in said, uh,
Speaker 1: they asked if it works. It doesn't really but they
Speaker 1: said yes. So nobody can actually even really make it.
Speaker 2: To the lunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah wait, and you don't like, oh sorry, I manna
Speaker 3: be fifteen minutes late and have to leave it too,
Speaker 3: Like that's everything about that's bad.
Speaker 1: I hate when people have a heart out, but they
Speaker 1: show up late the heart out, and I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: I have a loose in. Yeah, it's really upsetting because
Speaker 1: it's like a memoir.
Speaker 2: You know that you have to be here at a
Speaker 2: certain time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me a long time.
Speaker 2: I have anxiety, the.
Speaker 1: Same thing I do it at shows. I'm like, hey, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to get up at there at nine.
Speaker 1: Show starts at a gotta get out at nine'll starts eight.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to go up early. I'm getting there
Speaker 1: at eight forty two. I'm like, I have to actually
Speaker 1: be out of here by nine. Shit, yeah, I should.
Speaker 2: Be on stake.
Speaker 3: I used to make the mistake with my show that
Speaker 3: I run. I used to make the mistake of telling
Speaker 3: people like, well, it starts a seven thirty, but we
Speaker 3: really started seven forty five. Watch them. Not a single
Speaker 3: person show up to seven fifty five. But it was
Speaker 3: like Heart started seven thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doors at seven starts at seven thirty. They're still
Speaker 2: gonna show up.
Speaker 4: At a eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think you do this long enough and you realize
Speaker 1: the time that it says it starts is not the
Speaker 1: time that it starts. It never does, and it's not
Speaker 1: always because of us. Sometimes the house is not all
Speaker 1: the way full.
Speaker 2: But Marie, maybe if you thought that it started on time,
Speaker 2: you would still you still be latest. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. We take you as your as
Speaker 2: you are. You know, I am very lucky.
Speaker 3: So you deliver once you arrive, that's it.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go when I get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So like I'm like, I need time to warm up, No,
Speaker 2: ready to go from the door. Like with my bag on,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, what's up?
Speaker 5: What up?
Speaker 2: Uglies? You broke bitch?
Speaker 3: Yes here, we need to get you. We need to
Speaker 3: get you. Hosting a speed dating event like immediately. I
Speaker 3: think that was I think that would I would.
Speaker 1: Do it and I would drag them and then they
Speaker 1: would laugh and they'd be like, oh, I hate skinny
Speaker 1: black girls.
Speaker 2: And they'd be like, oh, me too. That's a match.
Speaker 3: Yeah, matches will go up. Wow.
Speaker 2: This was fantastic, Jake.
Speaker 3: This was fun.
Speaker 2: Jake. Where where can the people follow you?
Speaker 3: You can follow me at Jake W. Cornell and you
Speaker 3: can check out my tour dates at punch up Dot
Speaker 3: Live slash Jake Cornell. I'm coming to Provincetown for Provincetown
Speaker 3: Pride and staying for a week to do shows.
Speaker 1: There's a there's a guy who owns a duck. You
Speaker 1: have he has to come to your show. The duck
Speaker 1: is called Donnie.
Speaker 3: I have to message in you want a duck at
Speaker 3: my show.
Speaker 2: It has anklet it's a cute it's a cute duck.
Speaker 2: It won't make a lot of noise, okay, the duck
Speaker 2: and they don't be on stage and you guys can.
Speaker 3: Like wait just think me trying to post clips and
Speaker 3: people being like is there squawking in the last time?
Speaker 2: Get to go viral. I beg you. It will put
Speaker 2: you on the map.
Speaker 1: Brind Duck Heckles Okay, I'm coming to the Median heckled
Speaker 1: by Duck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm coming to the UK and hopefully Europe in
Speaker 3: the falls. So get me there.
Speaker 1: Let people know, you know, maybe what your next big
Speaker 1: purchases or the next thing you're gonna spend some money on.
Speaker 2: Before we go.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're packing light from Mexico City to do some
Speaker 3: shopping over there. That's going to be. I'm going to
Speaker 3: be do some close shopping for the summer in Mexico
Speaker 3: City in a big way.
Speaker 1: Sidney, what's your next what's the next thing you think
Speaker 1: you're gonna spend a chunk of change on.
Speaker 2: I don't want to spend any money. I want to
Speaker 2: be gifted.
Speaker 1: So that's my manifesting gifts. Gifting like gifting suites for sid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I deserve gifting sweets for sid.
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, make sure that you send us your mess
Speaker 2: and keep reviewing us.
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Speaker 7: created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive
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