WEBVTT - Let Go, Let Klarna w/ Jake Cornell 

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<v Speaker 1>Listening to mess Hello, Hello, Hello, ring has sprung?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it was it was too nice today. I was

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<v Speaker 2>not prepared.

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<v Speaker 3>I was not prepared.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally was like, oh I did I.

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<v Speaker 3>Did ask for this, but I'm not. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sorted yet.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not ready, not sorted for the nice way, Leg's

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<v Speaker 1>not shaved, no toes is giving Jurassic Park.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yep, I thought I had more time. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you do, because this is fake.

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<v Speaker 1>It like gets warm and then it's back to get

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<v Speaker 1>get your shawl back on, get your.

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<v Speaker 2>Call, you know, just the season to spend more money

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<v Speaker 2>for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Truly, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to look at a couch a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, and this is my mess. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>actually mess for the podcast listeners because I walked in

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, I really like this couch,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't like the price. So I'm like flirting

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<v Speaker 1>with this lady who's like the CEO of something, this

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<v Speaker 1>something CFO and I'm literally I'm flirting with this lady.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get her to give me this couch

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<v Speaker 3>for free.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, you know, I was with this guy and

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<v Speaker 1>he bought me a sixty dollar candle, just to give

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<v Speaker 1>you a price point of, like what the prices are

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<v Speaker 1>in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And when we were walking out, this girl was like

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<v Speaker 1>Marie and she holds up her phone and she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to mess right now.

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys. Yay, Well you work here.

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<v Speaker 1>I work in the marketing department. And she said, are

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<v Speaker 1>you trying to get a couch? She goes, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that you're you just fired your interior designer. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, actually she quit, but thank you for listening

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<v Speaker 1>and changing the narrative. And she was like, yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want, I can send your information to the marketing department.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they'll, you know, maybe they'll what she would like

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<v Speaker 1>this m hm. And I was like, yes, send them everything,

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<v Speaker 1>send them my materials. Anyway, that was a month ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I still don't have a couch.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel bad for not remembering your name. But

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<v Speaker 1>she was so cute, and I believe in you. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe that we can get this couch to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Make it work. It's gonna happen. Oh yeah, yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 3>put that in there in the Messy universe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean on the printer, on the prayer list.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know, obviously get you the couch. I

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<v Speaker 1>need some curtains. So if they got curtains there, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take that as well. I don't know if I saw

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<v Speaker 1>curtains at the place, but okay, curtains you want, friend,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll can choose.

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<v Speaker 2>I got some new linen curtains, Ralph Florence.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love, you know, real plush plush.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to black out, but you know I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted for blacks for the black people.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they go to Ralphlaor and they're gonna say black.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Emery's clocked in, She's on.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, I gotta be hot. I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>a new cout.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yes, Sidney, what is your mess for us today?

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<v Speaker 1>My mess I get. You know, I'm addicted to ubers.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep just spending all the money that I'm making from,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, working and doing my jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just putting your right back into uber capitalism. Go

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<v Speaker 2>to hell. So I get in an uber. I'm feeling good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to you know, sit back, relax. Guys like

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<v Speaker 1>oh hello, you know driver, Yes, hi, you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be rude, because I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get that grating up, up, up up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to I'm four point.

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<v Speaker 1>Six one, four point one. I would love to be

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<v Speaker 1>a four point eight. It's still it still hasn't changed.

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<v Speaker 1>It actually went down. So I'm saying, hello, hope you

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<v Speaker 1>had a good night. Blah blah blah, da la la,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm trying to cut it. He's, oh, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>smell good. Telling me I smell good. You know, something

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<v Speaker 1>about the things that I've been wearing. People tell me

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<v Speaker 1>smell good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he's like, oh, you know you you live

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<v Speaker 1>over here. I'm like, I don't want to. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to tell him. I'm like, no, I don't live

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<v Speaker 1>over here, you know, visiting your friend. He said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>where are you going to I said, I'm going to work.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, oh, you go to work.

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<v Speaker 3>It was late.

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<v Speaker 1>It was late, so he was you go to work,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was going to the village. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he obviously thought I was a street walker. Clearly, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to have to be selling couch. Can't be

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<v Speaker 1>telling jokes, gotta be selling ass. And so he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>are you tired? You know you take a nap. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, take a nap car and the driver says,

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<v Speaker 1>take a nap I'm up, he said, taking Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>fully up, fully fully up.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he's like, oh you want you want, you want music,

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<v Speaker 2>you want good music make you feel Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, he started, No, bitch, let me tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what he starts playing, or you'll pay for us.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, oh, I have to.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to tell all my friends to hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not getting out this car, but if if I go missing,

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<v Speaker 1>it's because of the guy. This is what he starts playing.

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<v Speaker 1>He starts this, man starts rain, rain sounds, bob music.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I just I think it's rain sounds.

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<v Speaker 2>That's him peeing in a bucket.

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<v Speaker 1>He was in a white Toyota Siana. I took a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of him. He then he rolls up the windows.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, he's he's definitely putting some kind

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<v Speaker 1>of what's his name, dandelion, some type of solution to

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<v Speaker 1>make me pass out.

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<v Speaker 2>And and you know I'm a.

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<v Speaker 1>Narcolectic, so I'm like it did he did he put

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<v Speaker 1>something in the car?

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<v Speaker 4>Am?

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<v Speaker 2>I just died like I couldn't tell. So I'm fighting

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<v Speaker 2>for my life.

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<v Speaker 3>You're my car.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fighting for my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm texting, I'm texting my I'm talking texting my girl.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, this guy asked me if I want

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<v Speaker 1>to take a nap in the uber and now he's

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<v Speaker 1>playing this music.

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<v Speaker 3>I sent her that.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, send me his information. I'll kill him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, come on, john Wick.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, by the time you get here, he could

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<v Speaker 2>just go for another country and I'll be dead. So messages.

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<v Speaker 1>I stayed in the car because I was like, he

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<v Speaker 1>gonna he gonna he ain't gonna run.

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<v Speaker 3>Me out of this car.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna stay up. What are you gonna do? I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I could fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I got these hills, all types of random things in

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<v Speaker 1>my purse. I will fight for my life in this

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<v Speaker 1>in this car.

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<v Speaker 2>I could fight. It's hilarious. I truly can't. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, if this happens, I was like, I should

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<v Speaker 1>go live right now, just in case he does pop up.

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<v Speaker 1>But he started playing other music too, like music like

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<v Speaker 1>from the Lion King.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it was crazy, like the Circle of Life.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but it was music that could possibly be in

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<v Speaker 1>the soundtrack, just the instrumental, not the actual.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, she's black. Let me play this song. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>she no.

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<v Speaker 1>If you started playing the hyenas now that I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, You're going to lose your job or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting your bad numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>All that badge no badge number? That was my mess.

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<v Speaker 2>I should we bring in August?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, be our guest ring Ergus Uh, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>a pillar of our community. Just a philanthropist taking over

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<v Speaker 1>tikes hawk, I mean videos upon videos doing the work,

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<v Speaker 1>doing skin, glowing arms just visible or give it up

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<v Speaker 1>for Jake Cornell's in the building. Hello, Okay, what is

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<v Speaker 1>so funny?

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<v Speaker 3>You are killing me? You're killing me. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm praying for your couch. The thing is, when

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<v Speaker 3>you buy a couch, it still takes three months, so

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<v Speaker 3>getting it for free might really be a long haul

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<v Speaker 3>for you. When you order a couch, they say, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>well think about it like after but money's out of

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<v Speaker 3>your count, but you are. You have to think about

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<v Speaker 3>it for it takes a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. So I mean I'm gonna hold onto

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<v Speaker 2>my current couch couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Until they send until they until they send it, like

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<v Speaker 1>here's your tracking number, and then you gotta wait too many.

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<v Speaker 2>Even then they're shooting it from Denmark.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's international, so you have to order him to

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<v Speaker 3>get the good stuff. They're making it good up there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's great for the good products.

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<v Speaker 1>Good quality control over there, and they're happy when they

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<v Speaker 1>make the furniture.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's and they have health insurance and anything goes wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really they're covered on all basis.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no tears on any of the cushions and stuff. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And so people who are making the couches got all

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<v Speaker 1>their teeth good for them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes's great. I want that. Yeah, smell good. Probably.

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<v Speaker 2>What would you do if you were in an uber

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<v Speaker 2>and the driver was like, take a nap?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be like that. I mean I'd be like, do

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<v Speaker 3>I look bad? Like dude? Do I look sleepy? What's

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<v Speaker 3>going on there?

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<v Speaker 1>So the thing is with gay man obviously not fearing

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<v Speaker 1>for his life, I must look like shit.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, I have my gig guy friends

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<v Speaker 3>have had sex with their uber driver in the uber

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<v Speaker 3>most of so I think it'd be a very different

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<v Speaker 3>situation if it happened to me. It's not for I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't done it. I haven't done it, but I've heard

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<v Speaker 3>all Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, no judgment, you know, listen, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you want to pop off in a

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<v Speaker 1>black car, I'm not mad at you.

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<v Speaker 2>In a black car is the way?

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<v Speaker 3>In the black car it has to be.

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<v Speaker 2>No, and not in somebody's mother's van.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not in a Sienna. You can't be doing

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<v Speaker 3>that in a Siena is not sing that needs me

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<v Speaker 3>in an escalator.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you're giving it up, escalate.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want him to wear a tie and

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<v Speaker 1>wearing a black suit.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying uber shuttle for the first time tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that sounds sad?

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<v Speaker 3>Bus I know it's it's a sprinter van that takes

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<v Speaker 3>you to LaGuardia for nine nine nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine dollars nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but how many other people it's a pool, babe?

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<v Speaker 1>How many other people are getting picked up?

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, it's not so apparently it is technically a pool,

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<v Speaker 3>but no one uses it. My friends, my friend, I've

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<v Speaker 3>had multip people send me pictures alone in a sprinterer van.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to just go to the pickup spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the pickup spot?

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<v Speaker 3>Atlantic term?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, no, that's not going.

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<v Speaker 3>To war to nine ninety nine to get to LaGuardia.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's only La Guardia, you can there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Another JFK leaves from City Point where the Alamo Draft

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<v Speaker 3>House is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's harder to get.

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<v Speaker 3>That's harder to get you. But I always fly out

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<v Speaker 3>of Lauardia because it's better. I don't want to go

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<v Speaker 3>to jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but how long is it going to take you

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<v Speaker 2>to get to the airport?

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<v Speaker 3>So my roommate's going to drive me to Atlantic? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's an easy ass you can you just roommate,

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<v Speaker 3>just take you to the he's a meeting. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>whole thing. It's ok right, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually you might have just blown this whole thing up

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<v Speaker 1>because they're listening to this on the PODYA like.

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<v Speaker 3>All my flight tomorrow, so this won't be up by them.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell that's how it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I will let you know.

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<v Speaker 2>When we do the photo. Dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying to be responsible. I'm trying to be responsible. Look,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm normally paying seven because it's it's a short ride regardless.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you've taken your own personal cards, seventy five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh absolutely, yeah, I feel like between fifty and seventy dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And if you're flying, if you're flying in La.

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<v Speaker 3>The car out of Lax is like one twenty. So

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<v Speaker 3>now you have the price of the flight. You're spending

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<v Speaker 3>again on the cars. So it's just okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You do they have in Lax for La. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to try that.

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<v Speaker 3>There was already. You just got to get your uncle.

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<v Speaker 3>But you don't drive, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I drive?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I drive?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I honestly I need people to just it's

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<v Speaker 1>okay if you don't know how to dry.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think it is. I think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not. Why justus a kind of chic. Hey, just

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<v Speaker 2>because you have your license, that doesn't mean you can drive.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm going to say that I have my license

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<v Speaker 2>and I cannot drive. Thank you for wow.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>To No, I think that's beautiful to I really wanted

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<v Speaker 2>the card.

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<v Speaker 1>The card.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's all fair enough. So we're here to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about your mess. What's your mess today?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>My mess is spending money at all times I try

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<v Speaker 3>to be better about because I can't stop.

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<v Speaker 1>So you spend money messy or you're saying that spending

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<v Speaker 1>money in general is miss Both.

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<v Speaker 3>I spend money messy and it feels like, there's no

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<v Speaker 3>way to spend money that isn't messy anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything costs money, and it's kind of rude.

0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:01.720
<v Speaker 3>Everything costs My things that try to save you money

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<v Speaker 3>costs money. But you know what I mean. They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>you're in high you're in high interest credit card debt

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<v Speaker 3>willake out a long there's gonna be interested on that loan.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, one do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I take out a loan? No, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to be in debt some more.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is my credit card company sending me an email

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<v Speaker 3>at four thirty that says, hey, your payments due, and

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<v Speaker 3>then at four forty five saying do you want to

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<v Speaker 3>finance a car? What's happening? Why is that happening? Why

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<v Speaker 3>is it happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Or why is credit carder saying, hey, your your

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<v Speaker 1>credit went down one hundred and twenty points. Hey, but

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<v Speaker 1>you still have chances you can open up another account.

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<v Speaker 3>And that was the most abusive relationship a man is

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<v Speaker 3>with into a credit card I'm getting. They're literally be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you could open three more credit cards. This one has

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<v Speaker 3>fun rewards. You are in a lot of debt though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, tell Us watched the TikTok video on how

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of people have taken their student loans off

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<v Speaker 1>of their credit card statements.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like credit card.

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<v Speaker 3>Their credit report, their credit report. How do you do?

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<v Speaker 2>You have to? Like you have to? I watched a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of.

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<v Speaker 1>Videos and I went to that experien or experience and

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<v Speaker 1>I you had to open a dispute and be like

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<v Speaker 1>this is Are you sure this is right? And a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of people said it fell off their credit report

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<v Speaker 1>and their credit went up, the score went up.

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<v Speaker 3>So I tried it.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard anything back yet. Okay, well we'll keep

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<v Speaker 1>you guys informed.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't work that like, it just it just was

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<v Speaker 2>in the queue.

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<v Speaker 3>It was in the cue.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you something. My credit score cannot get

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<v Speaker 1>any lower than when it is. That's not true because

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<v Speaker 1>mine is lower than yours.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's not true. Sure, mine's not. Mine's not great either,

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<v Speaker 3>So I try not to look at of to it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's any of you an email every week that's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>whent up, Hey it went down. I'm like, it's probably fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going down because I'm still refusing to pay my

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<v Speaker 1>student loans. And every time it's still going down, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, shod pay it. You should probably just start paying.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, did you pay my student loan? Yeah? It's

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<v Speaker 3>one thirty a month, the privilege.

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<v Speaker 2>How dare you?

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<v Speaker 3>I refinanced?

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<v Speaker 2>So what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I took all the little loans i'd taken out into

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<v Speaker 3>one big loan that had a lower payment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you just validated you. I can tell that

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<v Speaker 2>you can sell it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then I went down to one thirty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll be paying out until I'm like fifty five.

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<v Speaker 3>But whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, at this point, they're not gonna get the money.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not going to get all of it when I die.

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<v Speaker 3>So does Well, here's the thing. If we're claiming, if

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<v Speaker 3>the if the if the what is it?

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<v Speaker 5>If?

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<v Speaker 3>Finding the claim is being like, hey, like, that wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>me that took out those loans. That wasn't me that

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<v Speaker 3>took out that loan. I don't know, not two thousand,

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand whatever, me? Absolutely not me.

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<v Speaker 2>She don't even go here.

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<v Speaker 3>No, also, let die.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's really get into it. The building is still standing,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't need my money. Is the building getting repossessed?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's still standing. So what what are you're knocking

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<v Speaker 1>on my doorwall?

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<v Speaker 3>Technically you barred it from the US government and that

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<v Speaker 3>building is not still standing, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Plead on that. But the US government doesn't pay is dead.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the t.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 3>They are forgiving them. I was like, it's over, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I can have no one's go to pay these back now.

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<v Speaker 2>Right and now. But they forgave like three people's loans.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they said never mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but now because Trump is in office, he's

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<v Speaker 1>making sure he's like everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Come paid him pay them student loans. Yeah, oh was.

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<v Speaker 3>You know they can start taking it out of your

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<v Speaker 3>tax return if you don't pay it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they can't take it out of my return if

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fileow my text. Shut up, Marie, make stop

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<v Speaker 2>laughing at this, gibbet, No, do not laugh at this.

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<v Speaker 2>We need both halves of the podcast. Not in jail, okay, No.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it could be cute. One mic on the

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<v Speaker 3>other side of the plakorm.

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<v Speaker 2>We've talked about this mic is on the glans.

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<v Speaker 1>We have workshop this and I'm thinking, no, not.

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<v Speaker 3>For now, not for now? Yeah, okay, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like, so, what there's good debt and there's

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<v Speaker 1>bad debt, right, Yeah, so let's just pretenn all the

0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:03.760
<v Speaker 1>man is good or it's bad for me, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not paying it.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you in a lot of debt? Not like crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm in debt, like I have a little credit

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<v Speaker 3>card debt and student debt. What are you buying with

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<v Speaker 3>your credit card? It's well, I put everything on the

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<v Speaker 3>credit card because it takes it to the points. Once

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<v Speaker 3>I found out the points, like the air miles.

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<v Speaker 2>How many points do you have right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Why? Just I use all my points to book all

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<v Speaker 3>my tour flights. So I'm down to So I'm down

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<v Speaker 3>to thirteen thousand points, but I had like a hundred something.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh but I like now I'm flying to like Chicago, Mexico,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm flying all over. That's all on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what you're using for your credit card. You're

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<v Speaker 2>doing a show in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm seeing Lady Gaga. And because here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 3>this is how I find this is how I think

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<v Speaker 3>about money. I'm flying to Chicago to do a show,

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<v Speaker 3>and I had I have ten days off before I

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<v Speaker 3>do my next show in Dallas, so I'm then Lady

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<v Speaker 3>Gaga right in between. As though she was speaking directly

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<v Speaker 3>to me, directly in between my Chicago show and my

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<v Speaker 3>Dallas show, she announces the show in Mexico City. Now

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking, I already have to fly out to Chicago,

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<v Speaker 3>back to New York, back out to Dallas. If I

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<v Speaker 3>just fly from Chicago to Mexico, that saves a flight. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>every month, every dollar I spent in Mexico is actually

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<v Speaker 3>a dollar I saved on that one flight. Back to me,

0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:12.119
<v Speaker 3>this is gay math. This is gay because have I

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<v Speaker 3>spent three times the amount of money on this trip

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<v Speaker 3>that I spent what it's on flight? Yeah, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>but I did save a little bit. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>put and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Told city, so you're going to be eating really well?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, And I put and as I told you earlier,

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<v Speaker 3>I did put the Airbnb on. Say it with me, one,

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<v Speaker 3>two three.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the whites are doing it. We're bringing here to

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<v Speaker 1>the pot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not just.

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<v Speaker 3>As well white gays. And here's the thing. I had

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<v Speaker 3>the money to pay for it. I had the money

0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:39.400
<v Speaker 3>to pay for it. The white I had the money

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<v Speaker 3>to pay for the Airbnb. I could have afforded in

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<v Speaker 3>that moment, but I was like, I would like the

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<v Speaker 3>idea of this money being in my account and sixty

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<v Speaker 3>I was just coming out a little bit over the

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<v Speaker 3>next year because it will feel free.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey baby, we all have the money.

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<v Speaker 1>We all have the money. Some of us haven't made it.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the money is on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely, yeah forty five. Sorry in fighting you ninety,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, that's net nineties out at this point. If

0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.359
<v Speaker 3>someone does ninety, I'm like, you should go. That is

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<v Speaker 3>a felon ninety.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm getting paid ninety days after I booked a job,

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<v Speaker 1>i forgot what I'm getting paid for.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at my account like what.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I use the money already.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually in debt now that I didn't get it

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<v Speaker 1>before the ninety days. Oh yeah, so I've already used

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<v Speaker 1>the money double time. And by the time they get it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still like trying to make up for the time

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't give me your money. So it's like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you are paying me in ninety days, that means you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any of the money. That's a quarter you're

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for your money to give me my money.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing summer work getting paid in the fall. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not the money's are on temperature. Everything about it's off.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, you're an intern, that's what you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, pro Bana, it's I'm on Karna. You're putting me

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<v Speaker 3>on client.

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<v Speaker 2>Larna.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy. I can't do the story of our lives.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the number one.

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<v Speaker 1>So how does klarna work? Specifically for Airbnb? You have

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of money that you need for this airbu.

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<v Speaker 3>So this Airbnb was like five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is you and how many people?

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<v Speaker 3>It's just me, Jake, you had it?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, it just doesn't want to at all at once.

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<v Speaker 3>I had this Okay, I had just booked everything for

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<v Speaker 3>my tour. So it's like I've booked all the show,

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<v Speaker 3>all the flights, all the hotels and stuff. So I

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<v Speaker 3>just paid a bunch of money for other stuff. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like having a day. I was like, I've sent

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of money today.

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<v Speaker 2>You do it all on the on the same day.

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<v Speaker 3>Could never so it's all organized?

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<v Speaker 2>Could I don't?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be like, do I have a flight to don't

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<v Speaker 3>to Toronto? That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, the assistance we messaged.

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<v Speaker 3>Spending money is massed. Maybe min No.

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<v Speaker 1>We just we just break it down until like the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is is that somebody will keep emailing me like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we need that flight information, and I'll wait and wait

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<v Speaker 1>and wait, and then they'll finally corner me and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll buy it. And then the next flight they're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what about this other flight?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, oh my god, I just did all

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<v Speaker 2>this one. I just did this first thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to rip the band aid off like that

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<v Speaker 3>long band aid. I sit down, I do all the

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<v Speaker 3>flights at once, and all the hotels good for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, And then I looked and it said it

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<v Speaker 3>was I went to check out. I went to check out,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh, I could just put it

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<v Speaker 3>on Klarna and then this is this won't feel like

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<v Speaker 3>I spent this month that amount of money today has

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<v Speaker 3>come out in this week. And it was also because

0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:14.879
<v Speaker 3>I was waiting for like, I was waiting for a

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<v Speaker 3>net ninety payment, so I was like, oh, we're getting

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<v Speaker 3>tight before the next ninety comes in West ques Gin.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you do Klarna, don't they put like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was sixty dollars extra for the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Like there's what do you call it?

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<v Speaker 3>Interest?

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<v Speaker 2>Interest?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was sixty dollars interest on the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So I went from paying five forty to six hundred mm.

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<v Speaker 3>But that split up again, game ath, that's split up.

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<v Speaker 3>That's sixty dollars split split up over twelve months. So

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<v Speaker 3>that's five dollars months.

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<v Speaker 1>You're paying that twelve months, Jane, you're better than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me that fifty a month doesn't feel free? And

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<v Speaker 3>now I have a free Airbnb? What are you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Mad at?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not mad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like baby, I'm entertained. Yeah, I'm sure Clara

0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:54.840
<v Speaker 1>is laughing too. They're like twelve months, twenty bundles.

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<v Speaker 3>It felt free? Well, that's like people who don't. I

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<v Speaker 3>thought it sounded fun. Doesn't hurt my credit score. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, no, let's do. It'll feel free. It'll make

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<v Speaker 3>you fel a little more cushy. I'll buy us Dominoes

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<v Speaker 3>and we're on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>You did get us dominoes?

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<v Speaker 1>When?

0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Because I got it on Karna? Yeah? You did.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he is sitting in the account.

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<v Speaker 3>You got us to pizza. You can put Dominoes on Karna.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. No you can't. No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you can't. If you put what's the enounced like

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<v Speaker 3>two weeks ago, you can put Chipotle on Karna. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you, Hey, hey, aliens, whenever y'all want to

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<v Speaker 1>do that Independence day, I'm ready take us, take us up,

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<v Speaker 1>get it, take last, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then just give me, give me a six month heads up.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think that's kind of if you can how

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<v Speaker 1>you should be looking at spending money because like the.

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<v Speaker 3>World is gonna end. That's my thing.

0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Either they're dropping a bomb on us or the aliens

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<v Speaker 1>are coming, or.

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<v Speaker 3>Or my world's gonna end at least you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what, So it's like, do the stuff, spend the money,

0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:10.040
<v Speaker 1>like look good doing it. Hey guys, I know y'all

0:22:10.080 --> 0:22:12.840
<v Speaker 1>are saying all this stuff, but I just got my tooth.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to be thinking about the future. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did I waite so long to get this tooth

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<v Speaker 1>just to know, oh, this shit is about to end. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're gonna gone without the tooth. Now you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to die in style with the smiles.

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<v Speaker 6>To be close you you really want to be when

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<v Speaker 6>you went mouth close? I will not do you want

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<v Speaker 6>to be when the aliens find us in a million years?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want them to find your skull and be like?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? So she was missing a tooth, like you

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<v Speaker 3>want to have a phon.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't matter at that time, it doesn't matter. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a mittle set for each teeth.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I want a false set for that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even have good dental Oh you guys are extraterrestrial,

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<v Speaker 1>but you ain't got no teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Behind know them aliens find your skull first they think, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that the humans had these many teeth, and then they

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<v Speaker 3>find that like, oh no, she was just kind of

0:23:00.320 --> 0:23:02.880
<v Speaker 3>bust it up. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>Their podcast talking about miss You think the aliens have

0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:06.800
<v Speaker 1>a podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they do.

0:23:07.560 --> 0:23:09.439
<v Speaker 1>I think they have whatever we don't have. Do you

0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:10.920
<v Speaker 1>think they have like podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>Bros. I couldn't see the aliens doings. No, I don't

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:15.960
<v Speaker 3>think they have a masculind like that and reach the

0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:19.000
<v Speaker 3>level of advancement to get to other planets that you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Women, yes, and you know what they're women that have

0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:28.000
<v Speaker 2>ADHD and that's why they haven't taken over yet. You know,

0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 2>they were like, oh, I was going to do it,

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:29.879
<v Speaker 2>and then you're like, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what, Yes, I think I'm going to make a computer.

0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:33.800
<v Speaker 2>Maybe there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe there's just a really good space mall between all

0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:39.600
<v Speaker 3>the aliens and us, and they'll just stop off there

0:23:39.600 --> 0:23:40.159
<v Speaker 3>and get distracted.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why you guys are missing it. They said,

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<v Speaker 2>ew the ghetto.

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<v Speaker 1>They said everything the light touches is ours, and that

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<v Speaker 1>we don't want.

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<v Speaker 3>The light doesn't touch that. They're like, I do think

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<v Speaker 3>every day more and more I think that where a

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<v Speaker 3>Sims being played by like a thirteen year old boy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's more and more of what makes sense

0:23:59.440 --> 0:23:59.600
<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels, it feels scary.

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:06.280
<v Speaker 1>But also it's like the more I know about what's

0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:08.520
<v Speaker 1>going on in the world, it's like the more I

0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 1>should be like, well fuck it, let me just But

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:12.720
<v Speaker 1>now I'm like, actually, but what if that's not the case,

0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:14.080
<v Speaker 1>what if things are not ending soon.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be that person that's like, well,

0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:18.119
<v Speaker 2>I gave it all. I gave it all up.

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<v Speaker 3>They did it much. Here's my thing, because none of

0:24:23.040 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 3>us really grow up with a ton of money, right,

0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:25.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, no, I didn't grow up with money at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I feel like it. I feel like that notion

0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:30.840
<v Speaker 3>of like save you money, save you money, save your money.

0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:32.240
<v Speaker 3>It's like Okay, well I don't make that much money.

0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:33.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't come from that much money. And so it's

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<v Speaker 3>like it's like, no, I want to go make a

0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:36.680
<v Speaker 3>bunch of money, you know what I mean. I don't

0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:38.520
<v Speaker 3>want to be frugal. I want to be rich. Like,

0:24:38.600 --> 0:24:40.600
<v Speaker 3>let's be real, you know what I mean? And you do.

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<v Speaker 1>But the rich do stay rich because they don't really

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:45.840
<v Speaker 1>spend their money, but they have so much to not spend.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, they always leave that part out.

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<v Speaker 4>That's very true, Jake.

0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:08.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be messy. Now you mess be messy.

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:12.200
<v Speaker 1>But like you guys, you got some numbers on TikTok. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so so you say you, I mean, you're doing cloria

0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:22.479
<v Speaker 1>but like I didn't even getting deals. Now, no, you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not in a creative Wait, I was being honest.

0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:30.000
<v Speaker 3>I could afford the area. Was like, this is fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to check the numbers.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, this is what.

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<v Speaker 2>No, can't you're doing? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>We were, We were We went to a show and

0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:40.720
<v Speaker 1>we were in the hotel and they recognized you.

0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:42.560
<v Speaker 2>They recognized you, and they recognized you.

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:44.360
<v Speaker 3>They recognized both of us. But the only brass thing

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:46.040
<v Speaker 3>was I was holding a box of dominoes.

0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:50.119
<v Speaker 2>And then they took a picture with me and you

0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:52.240
<v Speaker 2>could not even see me. It looks like a shadow.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, they were wasted.

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<v Speaker 4>Jump.

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<v Speaker 3>We were staying in a hotel with a big wedding.

0:25:56.760 --> 0:25:59.359
<v Speaker 3>It was they were real bombed, but they weren't a

0:25:59.359 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 3>good time.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not blackout at a wedding, even if it's

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<v Speaker 1>not yours, are you at a wedding?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 3>I will the couple make it if if I don't

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 3>think the wedding counts. If it was a cash bar,

0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:12.280
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you that. Who is doing that?

0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 2>A colorna bar?

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:17.160
<v Speaker 3>Who is colorno bar?

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<v Speaker 1>At the wedding, somebody was talking about how they had

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<v Speaker 1>like a no no alcohol wedding, and I said, we

0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:29.640
<v Speaker 1>are not showing up even you're person. I don't want

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:31.800
<v Speaker 1>to be around that. That's weird because the guests are

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<v Speaker 1>going to be miserable.

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<v Speaker 3>Miserable. It's going to be unless everyone you know is sober,

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<v Speaker 3>or like the vast majority of your people are sober.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, if we're all sober, we don't need this wedding.

0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:44.359
<v Speaker 3>Let's just let's go down the city.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just lope.

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:51.399
<v Speaker 3>I don't disagree. I don't disagree. Cash bar is. It's like,

0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:54.439
<v Speaker 3>do you hate us? I know, I know like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be like, hey, you don't have

0:26:56.880 --> 0:26:59.200
<v Speaker 1>enough money to get married, but you don't have enough

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<v Speaker 1>money for this event.

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<v Speaker 2>You sure don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, especially when it's like les people. If you do

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.280
<v Speaker 3>a big wedding with a cash bar, it's like, oh,

0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:07.840
<v Speaker 3>you had two hundred people that you couldn't whittle down

0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 3>to get it to fifty that you could do open

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:12.520
<v Speaker 3>bar for right, because you could have done it a

0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:13.640
<v Speaker 3>different way. Everybody does.

0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:17.399
<v Speaker 2>Everybody doesn't need to. Everybody doesn't like two hundred people.

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:21.320
<v Speaker 2>Everybody doesn't need most people don't none of that. No,

0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 2>we we have to. We have to scale back.

0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 1>We all don't want to be at their wedding and

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:29.160
<v Speaker 1>that wedding is lasting the whole weekend.

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you could cut it down.

0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:33.239
<v Speaker 3>You can cut it down. It gets complicated because when

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:34.679
<v Speaker 3>you I feel like when you get married young, it's

0:27:34.680 --> 0:27:36.200
<v Speaker 3>like you haven't gone out and made all your friends yet,

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 3>so you still have to invite all the family because

0:27:38.000 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 3>it's like.

0:27:38.280 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 1>That was, Yeah, your mom's like your aunt's niece, baby's cousins,

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 1>the babysitter.

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:44.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be in like my mid to late thirties.

0:27:44.880 --> 0:27:46.720
<v Speaker 3>By the time I get married, probably knock on wood.

0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:49.040
<v Speaker 3>But it's like but it's like, it's like some of

0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:50.639
<v Speaker 3>those people haven't talked to in twenty years.

0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're good, they're not coming.

0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 3>They're not coming.

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:55.639
<v Speaker 2>You said they're dead to you. My most of my

0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 2>family's dead.

0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 3>So there's that. There's that. I took it down. I'm sorry.

0:27:59.320 --> 0:28:01.960
<v Speaker 2>No, it's all invite them because that's weird.

0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:05.639
<v Speaker 3>They get a little picture on that table like, okay,

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 3>we don't have you don't photo the dead family table.

0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 2>You don't have the have you never been?

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 3>Have you never been? Have you never been? My favorite

0:28:14.520 --> 0:28:16.159
<v Speaker 3>thing the wedding when you're when you're at the wedding

0:28:16.160 --> 0:28:17.879
<v Speaker 3>and there's the table for the dead relative photos and

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:19.480
<v Speaker 3>someone puts their present on it. They think it's the

0:28:19.480 --> 0:28:19.960
<v Speaker 3>gift table.

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:22.719
<v Speaker 2>No, I have not seen that. I've not seen the

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 2>dead relative table.

0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:25.680
<v Speaker 3>Wait am I not? You've seen you see the dead

0:28:25.760 --> 0:28:29.399
<v Speaker 3>the dead? Is it a New England thing? No, okay, no,

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:30.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But the

0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:33.600
<v Speaker 3>people who gifts on it were like, gifts are over here?

0:28:33.640 --> 0:28:38.600
<v Speaker 2>You said, no, No, these two pictures and my grandmother

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:40.320
<v Speaker 2>and my grandfather. Yeah, no, don't.

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 3>Put the Yeah, but you don't put the thing from.

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:45.000
<v Speaker 2>William so Noma. Please don't move that to the side.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do I leave my envelope full of cash? You

0:28:49.000 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 1>can leave that on grandma's face.

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:53.120
<v Speaker 3>She would love that. Wedding wedding residentstries. But you want

0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:54.320
<v Speaker 3>to talk about spending money masks.

0:28:54.520 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 1>You do that, yes, because it's people have stuff on

0:28:57.520 --> 0:28:58.920
<v Speaker 1>their registry that you be like girl.

0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Now you know y'all not this classy.

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:04.600
<v Speaker 3>No, that's the real tree because you have to play tame.

0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 3>Why are you what you need these plates for? Yeah,

0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:09.560
<v Speaker 3>you've been living with the guy for two years already.

0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:10.720
<v Speaker 3>Why do you need a whole new set?

0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Because we need new plates. You need but you don't

0:29:12.920 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 2>need this. You don't need produt plates.

0:29:15.480 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

0:29:16.480 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Hey, we're going, we're hey, we're we're spending a lot

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:21.320
<v Speaker 2>of money on this wedding. We need some like return.

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I hear that to get I hear that. I guess

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 1>that same energy when you see my registry.

0:29:25.760 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you that if you have if that's

0:29:27.760 --> 0:29:29.920
<v Speaker 3>how your registry looks like, you better have an open bar.

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 3>You better have a bar and a high end registry.

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's rude.

0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:36.320
<v Speaker 3>That's really honest.

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Klarna should sponsor the whole thing.

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 3>I feel like you're really dogging me for putting this

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:41.560
<v Speaker 3>airbamme on Klara. I just thought it was fun to

0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:43.240
<v Speaker 3>have six hundred dollars same egg now for a little

0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 3>bit longer.

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, wait, you know what I did, drag Let

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 1>me let me give you something that I did. Okay,

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:53.840
<v Speaker 1>last year went to Puerto Rico on Klara. Yeah wait,

0:29:53.880 --> 0:29:55.920
<v Speaker 1>wait wait, did not have the money I did.

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:56.959
<v Speaker 2>I did not have them.

0:29:57.320 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I was waiting on three direct deposits, three and I

0:30:01.320 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 1>was calling them and so you know, I called you yesterday.

0:30:07.560 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>You have that today almost in d s.

0:30:10.000 --> 0:30:11.520
<v Speaker 2>Where's my money? Where's my money?

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:13.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? If the gigs line up right, and you're like,

0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:15.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm making more money than I ever made in my life,

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:17.160
<v Speaker 3>but none of it's coming for the next three months.

0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:17.760
<v Speaker 3>You're broke.

0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Yes, your cash talk about it.

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:24.360
<v Speaker 3>There's a cash poor poor cash poor. It's that happens.

0:30:24.400 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 3>That happens. And that was that was a little bit

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 3>of what this says. I had the.

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Money, because the thing is they'll not have the money.

0:30:30.000 --> 0:30:30.720
<v Speaker 3>I just want to let you know.

0:30:33.000 --> 0:30:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't stress this enough. I didn't have it.

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:38.239
<v Speaker 1>And then we set it at a show and the

0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 1>girls in the front judge the fuck out.

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:43.120
<v Speaker 2>They were like, then, don't go on the trip.

0:30:43.080 --> 0:30:47.880
<v Speaker 1>To do what be in my room sad.

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:50.400
<v Speaker 2>And turning up. I'm going to be fake rich foray exactly.

0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 2>You can just go to absolutely feel better now, Yeah,

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I feel better.

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:57.120
<v Speaker 3>I feel aboutter. I just want to make I'm gonna

0:30:57.160 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 3>dog on that forty five again. They'll be like, you'll

0:30:59.120 --> 0:31:00.720
<v Speaker 3>wait the forty other days. I'll call my agent, and

0:31:00.760 --> 0:31:02.240
<v Speaker 3>my agent bake. They come back. They said that they're

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 3>not forty five count started five days after. It's like,

0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:06.680
<v Speaker 3>what are you talking about? Like they just it's you're yeah,

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:07.240
<v Speaker 3>I found.

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:08.680
<v Speaker 2>That contact on this day or I did the job

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:09.280
<v Speaker 2>on this day.

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:11.280
<v Speaker 3>Where is I'm like the federal government looking for my

0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:13.560
<v Speaker 3>student loans. I'm hunting people down. I'm asking for money.

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:14.120
<v Speaker 3>It's ridiculous.

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 2>You're Sally May.

0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm calling Sally Sally May for your own money. If

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 3>they're one day laid on my payment, I'm Sally May down.

0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh you should all my student loan people when they

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 2>call me on D and D it goes straight. Yeah,

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 2>sales and management?

0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 3>You are you have multiple people.

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 1>I feel like they called me from a bunch of

0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 1>different numbers, probab because I think blocking them. Yeah, they'n

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 1>doing nine one seven two one two. Yeah it's a

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:37.760
<v Speaker 1>Delaware number. Then, yeah, all this shit is that, Hey, babe,

0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:31:38.320 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm dead. I don't. I'm not living anymore. Please stop

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 2>contacting me.

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:45.320
<v Speaker 1>You know what's what's messy about spending money? Rent I

0:31:45.320 --> 0:31:46.960
<v Speaker 1>got to pay all of his money to live here.

0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:49.240
<v Speaker 1>How am I supposed to enjoy living here?

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Why does it cost so much to live and.

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Be an adult?

0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:54.720
<v Speaker 3>Why can I also say? Can I maybe you guys

0:31:54.760 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 3>just agree with me on this? Why are people paying

0:31:57.880 --> 0:31:59.440
<v Speaker 3>the amount of money it costs to live in New

0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 3>York City to and then doing it inside luxury buildings

0:32:02.880 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 3>that you would like never want to leave? Like why

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:06.960
<v Speaker 3>are you paying so much money for this building that

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 3>has like an arcade, a library, a pool, a gym.

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like, then just live in that facility in Connecticut,

0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:16.080
<v Speaker 3>like you're in the New York Like the point is

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.240
<v Speaker 3>that it's everything around it, Like, why are you paying

0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 3>seven thousand dollars a month for that one bedroom in

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:22.800
<v Speaker 3>that luxury building. You could live in a nice apartment

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 3>for four thousand dollars a month, three thousand dollars a month.

0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 3>And if we weren't like doing this, and then if

0:32:27.520 --> 0:32:31.080
<v Speaker 3>you wanted that luxury building, you could just live in Connecticut,

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 3>like live in a luxury people.

0:32:32.440 --> 0:32:35.320
<v Speaker 1>In Connecticut are not the same, Like you need to

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 1>be in a building in New York to get that

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>experience of New York even if you're not really doing.

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 3>But they aren't New York people either, and then they're

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:43.560
<v Speaker 3>not we're not getting that exact.

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:45.480
<v Speaker 2>They're not New York people that live in those buildings.

0:32:45.560 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 3>No, they're like overland ground.

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:48.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I went to a friend's house.

0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:53.400
<v Speaker 1>She lives in like a nice luxury building, and I

0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 1>just spent the afternoon with them, and I said, damn, should.

0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 2>I moved to Boston?

0:32:57.680 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh that's how you know? It's crazy? That is not.

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, our building is it's so beautiful, thinking you should

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 2>move to that nice But also everyone that you need.

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 3>To check, tell them to check for a ghastly.

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying the luxury building was so nice that it

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 2>was like this is the lie.

0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:22.440
<v Speaker 3>But everything you need that in Boston because otherwise you're

0:33:22.480 --> 0:33:25.520
<v Speaker 3>living in Boston. This is my point. I'm in New York.

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:28.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't need a luxury building. I'm in a luxury city.

0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:31.640
<v Speaker 2>WHOA, No, you're not. This is not a luxury city.

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 2>This is this is the streets. We are literally in

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:34.200
<v Speaker 2>the streets.

0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Culturally luxurious, culturally luxurious, culturally yes, we are rich.

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Everything else poor.

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 1>So therefore, if I could get a little door man

0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:45.360
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of sleeping.

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it makes it's like safety I'm talking about.

0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 2>It's never about safety. Move they are.

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 1>I never feel secure about anybody who's at the front because,

0:33:53.480 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 1>let me tell you what they're doing.

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:57.840
<v Speaker 2>They are here. They are here. You're like, hey, they

0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 2>are on the phone. I'm here, they're here for twelve Yeah.

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, I will say luxury building, package room

0:34:06.360 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 1>package packages don't get stolen. Like that's not true because

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:14.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm on my apartments group chat on WhatsApp and they're.

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:18.319
<v Speaker 2>Like, hey, do you know about this package? I get

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 2>it every I said. They're like always messaging like I

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 2>think someone took my package. But then t ups they'd

0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:27.400
<v Speaker 2>be getting the apartments wrong and they just be dropping

0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:27.920
<v Speaker 2>people stuff.

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I had somebody stuff. I brought it right back down.

0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I said, this is not mine.

0:34:31.160 --> 0:34:33.960
<v Speaker 3>I I live in the basement. I found a building

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:37.240
<v Speaker 3>one the basement. You spend in my apartment. The backyard.

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:40.840
<v Speaker 3>You guys have been there, Yes, you've been there. Wa backyard.

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 3>It makes it seem it's got it's got windows. It's

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:46.280
<v Speaker 3>not underground, it's like whatever, it's garden garden.

0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. My point is I found a package on the

0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:52.200
<v Speaker 3>fourth floor. You order package, my package. Oh yeah, they

0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 3>don't care. No, they'll put it anywhere.

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:54.799
<v Speaker 2>How did you know it was up there?

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:55.040
<v Speaker 5>My?

0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:58.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh? The super texted me. He was like, he was like,

0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:00.239
<v Speaker 3>I think I saw him go upstairs. I was because

0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:01.840
<v Speaker 3>I texted him be like where's this package? And he

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:03.359
<v Speaker 3>was like he was like he walked straight and went

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:05.840
<v Speaker 3>straight upstairs, went uptairs on the four four. Oh you

0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:09.080
<v Speaker 3>don't try What do you mean? Track? The guy?

0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 1>No, track like when it says it's about to be delivered,

0:35:12.280 --> 0:35:17.279
<v Speaker 1>like em them and mamma. When you they sometimes they

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:19.400
<v Speaker 1>message you and be like, hey, your driver's coming, make

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:22.440
<v Speaker 1>sure you don't have any pets or whatever. Sure, I'm

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 1>tracking and knowing they're coming right now.

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not tracking though, I'm not tracking.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:28.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm not that diligent. There's too many things going on.

0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:29.640
<v Speaker 3>I can't be on it.

0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:31.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're busy, Okay, cool, that's yeah.

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:32.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to keep.

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:34.239
<v Speaker 5>Man.

0:35:34.360 --> 0:35:36.400
<v Speaker 3>I gotta, I gotta takes.

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Of my building aren't labeled, so they just hit everybody's buzzer.

0:35:38.840 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Don't have a buzzer, so it's like that's the.

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, a buzzer.

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:44.400
<v Speaker 3>He was like, I'm going upstairs. Yeah.

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Now, question, are you spending more money online?

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 3>Are you doing it in real time? I'm a person

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:58.080
<v Speaker 3>spend there. It's all because I'm not that Oh I'm all.

0:35:58.239 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Where are you going to spend money?

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:01.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm I'm going to I mean like it's we're

0:36:01.840 --> 0:36:03.799
<v Speaker 3>entering like the really dangerous season because it's like because

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:05.239
<v Speaker 3>again also we don't have real we don't have like

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:06.759
<v Speaker 3>normal jobs. So it's like I can meet a friend

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 3>for lunch. Oops, a hundred twenty dollars you know what

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:11.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean? Like, oops, you know we had a cocktail whatever. Oh,

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:14.160
<v Speaker 3>that restaurant is near a store we like. Oops. Now

0:36:14.160 --> 0:36:15.799
<v Speaker 3>I'm walking around New York City with a shopping bag.

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 3>That feels fun. I want another shopping bag. I want

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 3>to have that fantasy you know what I mean.

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:20.919
<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, oops, these bags are heavy.

0:36:20.920 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 3>You gotta get a car, Yeah, get gotta Yeah, I

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 3>gotta get a car. But after a.

0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Day of shopping, should we get another drink? No, sure,

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:28.640
<v Speaker 2>we got to get another Well.

0:36:28.680 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 3>The most fun this is the thing. The most fun

0:36:30.520 --> 0:36:32.799
<v Speaker 3>day in New York City is the day that accidentally

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:36.040
<v Speaker 3>just keeps going and going. Yes, that's the New Yorker.

0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:37.799
<v Speaker 3>That's the best feeling in the world is when you

0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:40.200
<v Speaker 3>met up for plans at like twelve thirty and at

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:43.080
<v Speaker 3>twelve thirty you're still going and none of it was

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 3>planned up beforehand. Yep, it's the best feeling in the world.

0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:48.839
<v Speaker 3>You will spend eleven hundred dollars. You got to get

0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 3>the car home, drop the bags. Oop, we made the

0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 3>reservation for dinner last minute, and it's too soon. We

0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:54.000
<v Speaker 3>got to get a car there you know what I mean, Oh,

0:36:54.040 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 3>we missed it. We're fife minutes late driving us. Wait,

0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:57.800
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna a coxwill we wait? Like everything about it

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:00.160
<v Speaker 3>costs money. It's the best feeling in the world at

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:00.640
<v Speaker 3>all that time.

0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 1>But sometimes you're not even going home. You're bringing the

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:07.840
<v Speaker 1>bags to the club. That's where co check is very imperative.

0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:13.000
<v Speaker 1>You got this the four ozara mango combo at twelve

0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:14.120
<v Speaker 1>thirty am.

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:17.120
<v Speaker 3>I've gotten a drink. I've gotten a drink at a

0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:19.319
<v Speaker 3>bar where I know my friends are working, so that

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 3>I can co check behind that bar in their stories room,

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. Not worry about it, and

0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 3>then I'll go to the place I actually wanted to

0:37:25.960 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 3>go to come back at the end of the night

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 3>to get my stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this is what we mean when we say

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 1>in New York is the best, the best city culturally, right,

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:36.840
<v Speaker 1>there's a city where you can do that. Like, you

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 1>don't need to know anybody in New York, but you

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:40.919
<v Speaker 1>bump into one drunk girl in a bathroom and.

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Now you have a whole adventure for the rest of

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 2>the night.

0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, you pump in like you if you're out for

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:48.960
<v Speaker 3>If I'm out for drinks and I run into Melissa Rich,

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:51.080
<v Speaker 3>I'll see you in. I'll see you in thirty six

0:37:51.080 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 3>hours tomorrow. You're going, do you know what I mean?

0:37:55.920 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 3>You're taking out the blakes. It's like you're getting on

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:00.840
<v Speaker 3>the plane. You know. It's like, but that's the best,

0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:03.759
<v Speaker 3>But that's New York. But that's spending money and it's

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:05.040
<v Speaker 3>but it's it's the best.

0:38:05.320 --> 0:38:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, summer is the best season for that. Spring summer

0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:08.279
<v Speaker 2>is the best.

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah when it's warm out.

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I used to I used to love like we're

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:13.680
<v Speaker 1>black and we need light.

0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:14.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 1>I used to love going to bathes r going there

0:38:17.520 --> 0:38:22.359
<v Speaker 1>early and you're in, you're in soho dangerous danger going

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:26.759
<v Speaker 1>then intermix dropping one thousand dollars in cash, everyone looking like,

0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:30.359
<v Speaker 1>oh are you a Rockefeller Like it's crazy, and then

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 1>hopping and bopping around going to the club upstairs later

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:37.600
<v Speaker 1>on that night, still has your bags from Stephen Stephen,

0:38:37.640 --> 0:38:38.440
<v Speaker 1>from Steve Madden.

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:40.280
<v Speaker 3>You don't remember Stephen Stephen.

0:38:40.640 --> 0:38:44.400
<v Speaker 2>You don't remember even was an upscale Steve Madden. I

0:38:44.440 --> 0:38:47.759
<v Speaker 2>don't realize that. I just always wow saw Steve Madden. Nope,

0:38:47.840 --> 0:38:48.400
<v Speaker 2>it was Stephen.

0:38:48.560 --> 0:38:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Steven spelled it with a skinnier sinner.

0:38:52.480 --> 0:38:56.960
<v Speaker 2>It's a very spell. It was like Steven Stephen seven.

0:38:58.120 --> 0:38:59.919
<v Speaker 3>You know the guy guy who worked you working Seve Madden?

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:04.440
<v Speaker 3>Are Stephen Stephen? Yeah? Different and she working Stephen.

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 2>What's your biggest purchase recently?

0:39:07.600 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm seeing Lady Gaga three times this year.

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:10.759
<v Speaker 2>Three times?

0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, see when you you buried the lead when you

0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:15.840
<v Speaker 1>said you were going to see her in Mexico City,

0:39:16.320 --> 0:39:17.080
<v Speaker 1>So here do you want.

0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 3>To hear the gay math? Yes? Yes, I text okay,

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:22.160
<v Speaker 3>so I'm going with my friend Alex right. He lives

0:39:22.160 --> 0:39:24.680
<v Speaker 3>in Mexico City. So he was like, I'll handle getting

0:39:24.719 --> 0:39:27.759
<v Speaker 3>the tickets like whatever, whatever, Okay. I was like, okay, cool.

0:39:27.800 --> 0:39:30.120
<v Speaker 3>I had told him for the first ticket. I was like,

0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:32.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm down to probably spat because, like you know, like

0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:34.120
<v Speaker 3>when they're talking. This was like after how my Carter

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:36.400
<v Speaker 3>trutor like went on sale. Like everyone talking about ticket prices.

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Everything's like five six hundred dollars. I was like, I'm

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:40.200
<v Speaker 3>not doing that. I was like I would love to

0:39:40.200 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 3>spend like two fifty Oh okay, like maybe three you

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:45.080
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean, because I'm like flying there. Whatever.

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.360
<v Speaker 3>He texted me, He's like, I got tickets eighty dollars.

0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Where you guys were in the are y'all sitting on

0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:52.120
<v Speaker 2>her bus.

0:39:53.760 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 3>No, we're running the lights, we're running the spotlets. But no,

0:39:56.480 --> 0:39:59.440
<v Speaker 3>but it's there's like a ga section behind the floor seating.

0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:01.719
<v Speaker 3>So he was like he was like, yeah, they were

0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:03.880
<v Speaker 3>eighty bucks, and I was like, perfect, she announces it

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:07.080
<v Speaker 3>sells out. She announces a second show the next night.

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:09.680
<v Speaker 3>He was like, I know from the first show that,

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:12.200
<v Speaker 3>like the front section is only three hundred. I was like, well,

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:15.040
<v Speaker 3>because we got the first night for eighty, I can

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:18.080
<v Speaker 3>spend three hundred on the second night, and then I

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:18.399
<v Speaker 3>have a.

0:40:18.440 --> 0:40:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Say, you're going to see her in the back for

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 1>eighty and then in the front for three.

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 2>That's get in a different view. Yeah, okay, this full circle. Okay.

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:28.160
<v Speaker 3>And I also didn't see her on her last two

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:29.799
<v Speaker 3>or three tours because I was out of town because

0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:31.600
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't see them, So the money that wasn't spent

0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:33.400
<v Speaker 3>on those is also going towards this, So it's actually

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 3>almost no money I'm spending on Regina.

0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that was the third time you've seen her.

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:39.319
<v Speaker 3>Madison Square Garden. Because you have to say, I'm in

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 3>New Yorker. She's in New Yorker. I have to see

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:44.160
<v Speaker 3>her in New York And how much are those tickets? One?

0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Now? Where are you sitting for that?

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:48.760
<v Speaker 3>So the show's at MSG, I'll be at Barclays. They're screaming,

0:40:48.920 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 3>but it's no, it's like the last row, like our

0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:54.080
<v Speaker 3>seats are not good. But I want to be in

0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:56.799
<v Speaker 3>the sky. But MS, she's not that big. MS, she's

0:40:56.840 --> 0:41:00.319
<v Speaker 3>not that big. Like, it's not it's not it's not life.

0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 3>It's not a stadium. It's an arena.

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Right, it's not a it's not a stadium.

0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Not like, but Madison Square Garden is huge, big if

0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:08.960
<v Speaker 1>we're in the we were in the box or wwe

0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:12.680
<v Speaker 1>And I still was like, damn, I'm like I'm just.

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:15.880
<v Speaker 3>Walking yes, sure, no, I know.

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm not trying to rein on your parade.

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Karna paid off front hour ago.

0:41:23.239 --> 0:41:26.120
<v Speaker 2>I've moved on. You are living life. You gotta let

0:41:26.160 --> 0:41:26.279
<v Speaker 2>it go.

0:41:26.440 --> 0:41:34.640
<v Speaker 1>You gotta let it go, Let go and let karma.

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:38.560
<v Speaker 3>No, but I've spent probably in total, six hundred dollars

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:40.840
<v Speaker 3>on God, I took it, but I know people that

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:43.319
<v Speaker 3>have spent People have spent six hundred on one show.

0:41:43.360 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 3>I said, six hundred and three.

0:41:44.560 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Where are you sitting for Beyonce? What section you're on

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 1>the floor? How much you spend four figures? Is it

0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:49.799
<v Speaker 1>four figures?

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:50.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, shout out to big money players.

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Give a big money, big money, big money players for

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Becca saying your limit doesn't.

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.480
<v Speaker 3>The points though that bounces out, so you only sent

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 3>I would say you only send five hundred bucks? Did

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:04.839
<v Speaker 3>you put the.

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Sell me out listening? But X does not have layaway

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:12.840
<v Speaker 2>hush your mouth. They do depending on.

0:42:14.719 --> 0:42:17.160
<v Speaker 3>What is it called, like hey hey later.

0:42:17.280 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey guys, we have lost the plot, lost the

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:24.960
<v Speaker 1>plot of everything. Just so you know, if you have

0:42:25.000 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 1>an American Express card, you're not better than me.

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:32.160
<v Speaker 3>You still use lay away exact.

0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I feel like, lady, go goad. That's worth it.

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:57.319
<v Speaker 1>That's something, that's an experience. You're gonna have photos, You're

0:42:57.320 --> 0:42:58.839
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a friend, You're having a good time.

0:42:59.400 --> 0:42:59.799
<v Speaker 2>Sweat on you.

0:43:00.440 --> 0:43:03.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you want me? Like last I spent I

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:06.560
<v Speaker 3>accidentally spent four hundred fifty dollars on a light jacket.

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Like a wait a minute, let's unpack that sentence.

0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:13.600
<v Speaker 1>First of all, accidentally spent four hundred and fifty dollars

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:15.720
<v Speaker 1>on a light jacket?

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:17.440
<v Speaker 2>You can do that? Was it four am?

0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:20.000
<v Speaker 3>No, it wasn't four am. It was during the day

0:43:20.000 --> 0:43:22.600
<v Speaker 3>you've made this. Yeah, but can I explain why I

0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 3>think you might understand? I think you might understand. In

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:29.120
<v Speaker 3>the forty five minutes directly after I got a really good,

0:43:29.400 --> 0:43:34.200
<v Speaker 3>really long massage, I'm dazed. I'm loopy.

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:37.000
<v Speaker 2>So you got a forty five minute massage.

0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:40.480
<v Speaker 3>I had a half massage. Oh I have my ninette.

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:41.879
<v Speaker 3>I hurt my not I hurt my nee.

0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:44.960
<v Speaker 1>So you're literally unconscious with your phone in your hand

0:43:45.120 --> 0:43:47.000
<v Speaker 1>when you got and I.

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:47.760
<v Speaker 3>Don't do the online.

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:48.399
<v Speaker 5>It was here.

0:43:49.040 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 3>Here's what happened. I'm so you knew it was a

0:43:51.520 --> 0:43:52.040
<v Speaker 3>light jacket.

0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:53.320
<v Speaker 2>You felt the fabric.

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 3>And I put it. So here's the thing. I leave

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 3>the massage parlor. I'm I mean my days. I'm like,

0:43:58.960 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 3>I got I got rough. I'm like really like, I'm

0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:03.560
<v Speaker 3>in that kind of like, so you can no I

0:44:03.560 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 3>did no happy ending, okay, no happy ending, but like

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:08.440
<v Speaker 3>the oils are still smelling. Like I'm like in the days,

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:11.960
<v Speaker 3>I go to a store, I like near the massage parlor.

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:14.319
<v Speaker 3>I see the guy working behind the counter. He's the

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 3>owner and he's one of the designers. And I'm like

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:17.239
<v Speaker 3>and I He's like.

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:19.440
<v Speaker 1>He's the owner and designer and he is he's doing

0:44:19.480 --> 0:44:20.799
<v Speaker 1>good or doing bad, but I don't know.

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:22.720
<v Speaker 2>And he's working behind the counter.

0:44:22.920 --> 0:44:25.400
<v Speaker 3>It's like a small little boutique. Y's just him, No,

0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:26.520
<v Speaker 3>it's his. There's a couple of people.

0:44:26.520 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 1>That's why the jack is full fifty. Yeah, he's literally

0:44:29.600 --> 0:44:30.760
<v Speaker 1>you're paying everything.

0:44:31.840 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 3>I love him, but I.

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you got the jacket because you were trying to

0:44:36.080 --> 0:44:36.600
<v Speaker 2>flirt with him.

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:36.759
<v Speaker 5>No.

0:44:36.880 --> 0:44:38.359
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like talking to him and I'm like, oh

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 3>my god, this jacket's gorge I do love the jacket.

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:41.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my god, this jacket's gorgeous. He's like,

0:44:41.760 --> 0:44:43.279
<v Speaker 3>I know, we just got those in da da d D.

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:45.839
<v Speaker 3>I'm talking. I do this whole like rigmarole. I try

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:47.680
<v Speaker 3>it on, it fits perfect. We do this whole show

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 3>about how it's perfect. It never once occurs to me

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:51.960
<v Speaker 3>to look at the price tag to see how much

0:44:51.960 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 3>it is, because then I'll do the thing of like

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:55.359
<v Speaker 3>you know what, I actually something at home. It looks

0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:57.000
<v Speaker 3>just like like I can come up with them and whatever.

0:44:57.400 --> 0:44:59.880
<v Speaker 3>So I bring it. I just I in my little massage.

0:45:00.160 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 3>I go up. He brings it up, and I also

0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:03.040
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, I'll get my friend that hot. So

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:04.920
<v Speaker 3>he rings it up and he goes He's like he's

0:45:04.920 --> 0:45:06.960
<v Speaker 3>like all right, five twenty five. And I have to

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:08.440
<v Speaker 3>like hold my face because it's like this one. I

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:10.319
<v Speaker 3>can't be like it's his shop. I can't be like

0:45:10.400 --> 0:45:11.439
<v Speaker 3>I can't be like how much.

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:15.359
<v Speaker 1>You know, yes, you may rear back and bring back

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 1>how much. Yes, we need that. But also I'm gonna

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:19.840
<v Speaker 1>check the price before.

0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:23.600
<v Speaker 3>I normally I am, normally I am, but I just

0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 3>the blood flow was off. I had just been rubbed

0:45:25.800 --> 0:45:27.480
<v Speaker 3>out too hard. It was just I was not in

0:45:27.520 --> 0:45:29.960
<v Speaker 3>the right headspace spent. I wear the jacket all the time.

0:45:30.000 --> 0:45:32.040
<v Speaker 1>And I may send us a picture of the jackety

0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:34.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know, well the photo don't.

0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:35.400
<v Speaker 2>But let me tell you. Let me tell you what

0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:35.960
<v Speaker 2>could work.

0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:36.839
<v Speaker 3>Right, what's up?

0:45:37.239 --> 0:45:40.200
<v Speaker 2>The owner was there, he's at the cashier register. Right,

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:44.040
<v Speaker 2>you'd be like, oh, I would love to, but I

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:48.640
<v Speaker 2>don't know. He's the owner. Discount you really need this?

0:45:48.760 --> 0:45:50.719
<v Speaker 3>If yeah, you really in the mind this is the thing.

0:45:50.800 --> 0:45:52.200
<v Speaker 3>Is like I get my headspates where I'm like, you

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:54.120
<v Speaker 3>know what, like this is truly the mindset. I was like.

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:57.200
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I was a small business owner, queer owned.

0:45:57.600 --> 0:45:59.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing this is a good ethical purchase. I believe

0:45:59.880 --> 0:46:02.200
<v Speaker 3>in business will come back to me, not back.

0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:10.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, that's not my small business. Think about

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>it like this. You're a small business, yes you are.

0:46:14.320 --> 0:46:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Ye also should get.

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Hooked so that can't okay, I'll wear it on stage.

0:46:17.400 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 3>I'll write it off. Now it's a business expense.

0:46:19.760 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you should be riding your clothes.

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:27.120
<v Speaker 3>Let's be serious.

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:29.839
<v Speaker 1>Do you want their seed? Do you want their seed?

0:46:29.880 --> 0:46:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll give it to you. I'll pass it right along.

0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:32.920
<v Speaker 3>You send me a screenshot.

0:46:34.719 --> 0:46:36.520
<v Speaker 2>What's the last thing that you bought that you regret

0:46:37.440 --> 0:46:38.160
<v Speaker 2>that you had.

0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:40.000
<v Speaker 3>To pay for? What was the last thing I bought

0:46:40.040 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 3>that that you were like, Actually, that's a good question.

0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:45.200
<v Speaker 2>What about you?

0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh I bought I went to this. I went to

0:46:48.280 --> 0:46:51.480
<v Speaker 3>a sample sale recently and bought, Like I bought three

0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:53.840
<v Speaker 3>pairs of pants, two of which objectively don't fit, like

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:55.160
<v Speaker 3>I put them on now and hold and like, these

0:46:55.200 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 3>actually don't fit, like I I was so excited by

0:46:57.600 --> 0:46:59.879
<v Speaker 3>the discount and the whole like the they're too big,

0:47:00.480 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 3>one one is, one is too long, and like I

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:05.279
<v Speaker 3>can have it and should be cute, like I just

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:07.960
<v Speaker 3>have to go to a Taylor. Yeah, but I've waited

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:09.920
<v Speaker 3>so long to get them, hem that now they're out

0:47:09.960 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 3>of season. They're like a winter pants, So.

0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm to do it for next year, so whatever, Yes,

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:13.640
<v Speaker 2>keep it.

0:47:13.760 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 3>There's one I might yeah, one pair is like it's

0:47:17.719 --> 0:47:20.399
<v Speaker 3>just everything's wrong. Ass is wrong, thigh is wrong, everything

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:22.040
<v Speaker 3>about them is wrong. I just don't understand what was

0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:22.600
<v Speaker 3>happening when.

0:47:22.719 --> 0:47:24.600
<v Speaker 2>They're how the sample sale people will get you.

0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:26.560
<v Speaker 1>They get you because you're like, oh my god, this

0:47:26.680 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 1>is normally nine to ninety and today I could get

0:47:29.560 --> 0:47:31.440
<v Speaker 1>it for right that it was like it.

0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:33.200
<v Speaker 3>Was like normally five hundred and it was like one twenty.

0:47:33.200 --> 0:47:34.279
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, well, I have to. It's like

0:47:34.320 --> 0:47:36.399
<v Speaker 3>they don't look good on your body.

0:47:36.760 --> 0:47:39.719
<v Speaker 2>That's why they're in this sample sale. Honey, that's why they.

0:47:39.520 --> 0:47:41.080
<v Speaker 3>Did a sample And they said, no.

0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:42.759
<v Speaker 2>No, that's why it is.

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:45.800
<v Speaker 3>That's why they're doing it. It's like, I don't learn,

0:47:46.000 --> 0:47:48.520
<v Speaker 3>but learning is hard, you know what, And then you

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:50.320
<v Speaker 3>become boring if you learn all your lessons.

0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:53.319
<v Speaker 2>No, you gotta you have to take risks. You gotta

0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:54.240
<v Speaker 2>do silly stuff.

0:47:54.280 --> 0:47:55.360
<v Speaker 1>You got to you got to take a nap in

0:47:55.400 --> 0:48:00.560
<v Speaker 1>the uber, yes, yeah, and figure honey out my eyes

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:02.600
<v Speaker 1>like this asdow.

0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:04.760
<v Speaker 3>I was never going to sleep.

0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, I do regret sometimes sometimes I

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:12.719
<v Speaker 1>regret going out to dinner with people, oh, because I'm

0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:16.279
<v Speaker 1>not a foodie and like I can get something that's

0:48:16.320 --> 0:48:20.480
<v Speaker 1>so small that like it doesn't really cost that much,

0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:23.239
<v Speaker 1>and I'll be full, I'll be good, but then I'll

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:26.279
<v Speaker 1>go like, oh, okay. So I went to dinner with

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:30.399
<v Speaker 1>Lisa Trager, so you already know Lisa knows.

0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:31.160
<v Speaker 2>How to spend.

0:48:31.360 --> 0:48:35.319
<v Speaker 1>We should have spent the money, spend money, and she's

0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:38.840
<v Speaker 1>picking places many dollars times Lisa.

0:48:39.400 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Lisa has taste.

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I adore Lisa's not worried about what She's not checking

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:46.839
<v Speaker 1>the price to since I need this, it's mine.

0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:49.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think that whoever invented Clarina I was probably

0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:51.080
<v Speaker 3>a fan of Lisa.

0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:54.720
<v Speaker 2>But Lisa is not using Clara money and she died.

0:48:55.680 --> 0:48:58.920
<v Speaker 3>She's killing it. We literally I forgot.

0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:00.000
<v Speaker 2>We went to the steak house.

0:49:01.840 --> 0:49:03.719
<v Speaker 1>Somebody canceled on her and she's like, hey, you want

0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:05.800
<v Speaker 1>to go to the steakhouse. So she had already planned

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 1>to spend this money, not me. I wasn't ready, but

0:49:09.000 --> 0:49:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I said, you know what, I love friendship. Am I

0:49:12.400 --> 0:49:17.400
<v Speaker 1>a steak lover? Maybe we get there. Listen, we getting

0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:21.120
<v Speaker 1>crab cakes, we get in, Uh, we're getting oysters.

0:49:22.200 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I think we I think we got like, uh, like the.

0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:28.759
<v Speaker 1>Shrimp cocktail she's getting, you know, drinks she's getting I

0:49:28.800 --> 0:49:30.040
<v Speaker 1>think martini and.

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Were getting sides and whatnot. We're doing this, We're doing

0:49:34.560 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 2>the surf and turf. Hey, her steak, her steak is

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:43.120
<v Speaker 2>pretty much like like her, her steak is talking.

0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:47.880
<v Speaker 3>This is how I like to No, she don't know.

0:49:48.360 --> 0:49:51.839
<v Speaker 3>Lisa called me. We'll be there.

0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:55.759
<v Speaker 2>You like you, you like steak, and just this is

0:49:55.800 --> 0:49:58.399
<v Speaker 2>how I want to live my life. I do think

0:49:58.440 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 2>about what the prices anymore?

0:50:00.360 --> 0:50:00.680
<v Speaker 5>Do it?

0:50:01.080 --> 0:50:05.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I wasn't thinking about the price. Oh no, no, no, no, no, said,

0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:09.880
<v Speaker 2>boy is Tuesday. I'm not celebrating a damn thing. This

0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:10.920
<v Speaker 2>is just how you do.

0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:11.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, you know, everything's so good, it's melting

0:50:15.080 --> 0:50:20.239
<v Speaker 1>in our mouths. And I was like, yeah, you know,

0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:22.080
<v Speaker 1>we had one of these and then you.

0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:24.400
<v Speaker 3>Know that has to go with that, and you know what,

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:25.279
<v Speaker 3>you know what I had.

0:50:25.480 --> 0:50:27.640
<v Speaker 1>I did have two extra drinks, so you know what,

0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get the drinks. And I'm like yeah every

0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 1>time and then it's like Sidy, you just owd fo

0:50:34.160 --> 0:50:34.840
<v Speaker 1>yeah it.

0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:36.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:50:36.320 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I love when I love when her friend is at

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:41.359
<v Speaker 1>dinner and they just saw how like move some stuff around.

0:50:41.400 --> 0:50:43.440
<v Speaker 2>They're like you know what, I got it? Yes, thank you?

0:50:43.680 --> 0:50:45.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And so that's the best. Yeah.

0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:47.399
<v Speaker 2>And then after you hear that, you know what, I'm

0:50:47.480 --> 0:50:48.040
<v Speaker 2>just gonna take it.

0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:49.239
<v Speaker 3>Can I say, I don't know if you guys are

0:50:49.239 --> 0:50:50.839
<v Speaker 3>go with you, I'm in. I'm like, if I'm out

0:50:50.840 --> 0:50:52.560
<v Speaker 3>to dinner with like a large group of people and

0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:56.360
<v Speaker 3>like the vast majority of the of the drinks of

0:50:56.480 --> 0:50:58.920
<v Speaker 3>the check was drinks and there's one sober person at

0:50:58.960 --> 0:51:01.120
<v Speaker 3>the table, I'm usually like, let's just cover them. It

0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:04.280
<v Speaker 3>makes the math easier. I'm like, I'm like, you probably

0:51:04.280 --> 0:51:07.680
<v Speaker 3>say that. I'm like, they're what they paid for in

0:51:07.880 --> 0:51:10.080
<v Speaker 3>like dealing with our drunk gasses. I think kind of

0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:12.160
<v Speaker 3>covers like the fact that I had four martinis, Like

0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.320
<v Speaker 3>I can cover your spinach dip or whatever.

0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:17.680
<v Speaker 1>You want, and a martini's like twenty, Like yeah, they

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:19.680
<v Speaker 1>don't speak up for us. If if if I don't

0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:22.360
<v Speaker 1>say anything, oh, they be like yeah, we're all splitting.

0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, that's crazy. I had two ginger Beer's friend,

0:51:26.680 --> 0:51:27.399
<v Speaker 2>this is not the same.

0:51:27.480 --> 0:51:31.600
<v Speaker 3>Sidney be like, yeah, that's crazy. I mean, it's crazy.

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:34.040
<v Speaker 3>It's crazy. I'm usually like, let's just cover the If

0:51:34.080 --> 0:51:36.040
<v Speaker 3>we can afford to be this responsible with ourselves, let's

0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:37.280
<v Speaker 3>be responsible for them.

0:51:38.520 --> 0:51:40.759
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's yeah, let's that's living. That's not me.

0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:42.600
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you order like two lobster tails and

0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:44.279
<v Speaker 3>go crazy, maybe it to a different conversation. But like

0:51:44.400 --> 0:51:46.719
<v Speaker 3>I think if you're like ordering a normal amount.

0:51:46.440 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm a sober person. You think I'm ordering two lobster two.

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:51.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, maybe a lobster yeah.

0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Like but oh wait, Marie, what was that place that

0:51:55.600 --> 0:51:58.040
<v Speaker 2>we went to that I did order X?

0:51:58.320 --> 0:51:58.360
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:51:58.560 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Do we get I forgot what I ordered extra something?

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:03.879
<v Speaker 1>But it was like, oh damn, that was good. What's

0:52:03.920 --> 0:52:04.719
<v Speaker 1>that place we went to?

0:52:05.120 --> 0:52:05.239
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:52:05.280 --> 0:52:08.880
<v Speaker 3>We had we had extra corn the mid you were

0:52:08.880 --> 0:52:09.400
<v Speaker 3>going to say, like.

0:52:12.960 --> 0:52:18.880
<v Speaker 1>The corner it's like corn, it's corn ridd And I.

0:52:18.960 --> 0:52:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Was like, do you want to get should we get

0:52:21.040 --> 0:52:22.600
<v Speaker 2>another one? I was like yeah, And I was like,

0:52:22.760 --> 0:52:24.359
<v Speaker 2>dag Sydney, you got a big batch.

0:52:24.400 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 3>Shut up?

0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:27.960
<v Speaker 2>And then the corn came out. I was like, let

0:52:28.000 --> 0:52:33.280
<v Speaker 2>me do see you. Yeah, we should do a messages.

0:52:34.719 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Read a message.

0:52:36.520 --> 0:52:39.680
<v Speaker 2>The people have something they would like to say, and

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 2>let's read what it is. Damn, I've got to make

0:52:43.719 --> 0:52:47.000
<v Speaker 2>a payment on my credit warm bank god so much.

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:53.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah there a credit card. That's a credit card. Yeah, yes,

0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:55.759
<v Speaker 3>that's tough.

0:52:55.880 --> 0:52:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I thought she was dragging me.

0:52:57.160 --> 0:53:01.399
<v Speaker 3>But like, I didn't know what you said. No, could

0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:05.520
<v Speaker 3>you imagine what's credit one? I was out, I don't

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:06.279
<v Speaker 3>know what credit one is.

0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:09.480
<v Speaker 1>They accepted me and I said sure, and I put

0:53:09.520 --> 0:53:12.120
<v Speaker 1>in my information and they gave me My credit limit

0:53:12.440 --> 0:53:13.319
<v Speaker 1>was five hundred dollars.

0:53:13.360 --> 0:53:16.160
<v Speaker 3>But that's okay, that's fine, that's that's that's a lunch

0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:19.719
<v Speaker 3>with Lisa. I was out with some gay guys who

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:21.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm not like. I was in a group of gay

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:23.160
<v Speaker 3>guys that I don't know a ton of them all

0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:24.520
<v Speaker 3>that well, and like it just was like kind of

0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:27.719
<v Speaker 3>how the shuffle happened. One day, we're in a storm.

0:53:27.800 --> 0:53:29.719
<v Speaker 3>One of them goes to pay, he pulls out his

0:53:29.800 --> 0:53:31.800
<v Speaker 3>credit card, and the other one goes plastic.

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:36.880
<v Speaker 1>We're plastic shaming a credit card, Yes, ocause it has

0:53:36.960 --> 0:53:39.399
<v Speaker 1>to be hard metals, like a team.

0:53:39.600 --> 0:53:41.360
<v Speaker 3>That's rude. No, it's very use.

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Everybody has the Capitol one platinum card.

0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:46.399
<v Speaker 3>That, yeah, that is hard.

0:53:46.480 --> 0:53:48.279
<v Speaker 1>I do have a hard one, but I also have

0:53:48.320 --> 0:53:50.239
<v Speaker 1>a lot of plastic as well. So the person who

0:53:50.280 --> 0:53:52.040
<v Speaker 1>pulled out the plastic card was it discover.

0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's really what it is? Is it it's discovered,

0:53:56.360 --> 0:53:58.560
<v Speaker 2>you shut it down? Or is it dining dollars?

0:53:58.920 --> 0:53:59.120
<v Speaker 5>Wait?

0:53:59.200 --> 0:53:59.560
<v Speaker 3>What's that?

0:54:03.360 --> 0:54:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Those are that? Or the you know, the visa gift cards? Yo, car,

0:54:08.800 --> 0:54:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I heard the scammers are using that. I heard the

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:16.160
<v Speaker 2>scammers are using people's cards getting the gift cards and

0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:19.040
<v Speaker 2>that's how they're going around because it's not connected to anything.

0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:21.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. They're also clearing out on cash AP. I had

0:54:21.200 --> 0:54:23.120
<v Speaker 3>to my depico I had two weeks ago. I had

0:54:23.160 --> 0:54:25.840
<v Speaker 3>to on cash ap Yeah, for how much? Well I was.

0:54:25.960 --> 0:54:29.279
<v Speaker 3>I opened my bank account and I had fourteen cash

0:54:29.320 --> 0:54:31.680
<v Speaker 3>app charges all for a dollar, and I was like,

0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:33.279
<v Speaker 3>what is this? And I called my bank and they

0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:35.320
<v Speaker 3>were like, they get your account and then they do

0:54:35.400 --> 0:54:37.279
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of one dollar charges so that you don't

0:54:37.320 --> 0:54:38.800
<v Speaker 3>they don't get flagged for fraud, and then they do

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:41.440
<v Speaker 3>a big charge. So they were like, shut it down

0:54:41.440 --> 0:54:43.160
<v Speaker 3>now before they do the big you stop them before

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:44.759
<v Speaker 3>they charge. They sent me the fourteen dollars back, but

0:54:44.800 --> 0:54:47.439
<v Speaker 3>I had, but then they sent me my depacra back.

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:50.440
<v Speaker 1>Audio.

0:54:50.680 --> 0:54:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Let's put our headphones in. Oh okay, So when someone

0:54:54.760 --> 0:54:57.640
<v Speaker 2>called us, wow, I hope, I hope it.

0:54:57.840 --> 0:54:58.560
<v Speaker 3>I hope it's good.

0:54:59.440 --> 0:55:04.160
<v Speaker 5>We have no HI mess okay. So friend A was

0:55:04.320 --> 0:55:09.640
<v Speaker 5>planning a birthday dinner for friend B. Friend A texted

0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:12.920
<v Speaker 5>and says, let's move the dinner to lunch. Does I

0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:15.600
<v Speaker 5>work with you? It kind of didn't work, but I

0:55:15.680 --> 0:55:20.439
<v Speaker 5>said yes anyways, already back. And then I find out

0:55:20.560 --> 0:55:24.680
<v Speaker 5>later that friend A, who was planning the birthday was

0:55:24.840 --> 0:55:28.920
<v Speaker 5>trying to get into the speed dating event that friend B,

0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:32.080
<v Speaker 5>whose birthday it was, also was trying to get into it.

0:55:32.080 --> 0:55:34.800
<v Speaker 5>You're going to get accepted into this event for some reason.

0:55:35.400 --> 0:55:41.160
<v Speaker 5>And friend A moved birthday dinner to birthday lunch because

0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:43.920
<v Speaker 5>she got into the speed dating event that friend B

0:55:44.560 --> 0:55:47.480
<v Speaker 5>birthday friend did not get into. Is this mess?

0:55:54.120 --> 0:55:55.400
<v Speaker 3>What tell us?

0:55:55.840 --> 0:55:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Is this just living mass?

0:55:59.040 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Mass mass mess? Because one is it? Because my first

0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:03.960
<v Speaker 3>thought is if it's if it's the nightmare I think

0:56:04.000 --> 0:56:06.840
<v Speaker 3>it is. Is the getting in based on looks?

0:56:07.320 --> 0:56:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh you call ugly?

0:56:09.640 --> 0:56:11.600
<v Speaker 3>Like did they say friend bees doesn't have the face

0:56:11.680 --> 0:56:13.800
<v Speaker 3>for it? And you still are going to go? You

0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:15.680
<v Speaker 3>say you also didn't get in. If your friend says

0:56:15.760 --> 0:56:17.719
<v Speaker 3>that they didn't get in to something because like they

0:56:17.719 --> 0:56:19.640
<v Speaker 3>weren't told they were pretty enough, you can't say you

0:56:19.719 --> 0:56:20.000
<v Speaker 3>got in.

0:56:20.840 --> 0:56:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Do but do you still go?

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:25.680
<v Speaker 3>If it's far enough away from the house. Maybe, But

0:56:25.800 --> 0:56:28.520
<v Speaker 3>what if you it's speed dating. It's speed dating. What

0:56:28.600 --> 0:56:30.440
<v Speaker 3>if you meet the person that you end up dating

0:56:30.520 --> 0:56:32.040
<v Speaker 3>and then you have this friend where you're like where

0:56:32.080 --> 0:56:32.480
<v Speaker 3>did you meet?

0:56:32.520 --> 0:56:36.560
<v Speaker 2>And you're like, jump, Yeah, it's going to come out

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:41.120
<v Speaker 2>the lot greater Joe. Now can you pass? Can A

0:56:41.400 --> 0:56:43.560
<v Speaker 2>give it to be because it's Bee's birthday?

0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:44.719
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:56:45.440 --> 0:56:46.800
<v Speaker 2>You you just didn't get accepted.

0:56:46.920 --> 0:56:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not allowed. You just damn that's crazy.

0:56:50.600 --> 0:56:51.920
<v Speaker 2>But you know, you might meet the love of your

0:56:51.960 --> 0:56:53.280
<v Speaker 2>life at this sp dating event.

0:56:53.280 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 3>But you can't move. But it's moving your friend's birthday

0:56:57.120 --> 0:56:59.040
<v Speaker 3>dinner for a thing that your friend wanted to do

0:56:59.200 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 3>but couldn't was not allowed.

0:57:01.080 --> 0:57:02.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how is the friend getting in anyway?

0:57:02.840 --> 0:57:04.200
<v Speaker 3>Now, well, I guess the friend who's going to move

0:57:04.239 --> 0:57:04.839
<v Speaker 3>the birthday dinner?

0:57:05.120 --> 0:57:06.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but my thing is, first of all, it's mess

0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:08.360
<v Speaker 2>to switch the dinner to lunch.

0:57:08.800 --> 0:57:09.799
<v Speaker 3>I don't want a birthday line.

0:57:10.000 --> 0:57:10.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't want a birthday line.

0:57:10.880 --> 0:57:12.520
<v Speaker 3>I was. I was messed the second they said that

0:57:12.920 --> 0:57:13.760
<v Speaker 3>that would hurt my feeling.

0:57:13.840 --> 0:57:15.480
<v Speaker 1>That's something you do with an agent. I'm going to

0:57:15.560 --> 0:57:17.919
<v Speaker 1>birthday lunch with an agent with a lawyer.

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:20.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going with my with my mom. Yeah, yeah,

0:57:20.760 --> 0:57:21.200
<v Speaker 2>how dare you?

0:57:21.360 --> 0:57:24.800
<v Speaker 3>You're not celebrating me while the sun's up? That's absolutely not.

0:57:25.000 --> 0:57:27.440
<v Speaker 2>But the sun is not my girl. You're supposed to

0:57:27.440 --> 0:57:27.640
<v Speaker 2>be my.

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<v Speaker 3>Friend, that's yeah. I think it's mess all around. One

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<v Speaker 3>with the lunch, two with the fact that it's moving.

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:36.440
<v Speaker 3>I think it's tacky to move something, like to move

0:57:36.520 --> 0:57:39.280
<v Speaker 3>a thing that you planned for, something you would rather do.

0:57:39.360 --> 0:57:41.360
<v Speaker 3>It's like, no, you you designed this, you created this,

0:57:41.920 --> 0:57:45.000
<v Speaker 3>it's your responsibility. Do you know what I mean? Marie?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you want to postpone the speed dating to the

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<v Speaker 2>next the next time they do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Marie? First of all, I'm not planning anything for a group.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

0:57:53.040 --> 0:57:54.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't like planning. I'm not a group planner.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you guys go to a speed dating event for

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<v Speaker 3>the story?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't.

0:58:00.600 --> 0:58:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we need bits? What do you mean why host

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<v Speaker 2>was beginning event?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But you get sixty seconds to find those.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was in Seattle, they were doing speedating in

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<v Speaker 3>the hotel. I was saying, did you go no? Because

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<v Speaker 3>it was already it was like halfway through when I

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<v Speaker 3>got there. And I was like, what's going on. They're like,

0:58:16.440 --> 0:58:17.640
<v Speaker 3>you can' join it. The mess up the numbers. It

0:58:17.640 --> 0:58:19.200
<v Speaker 3>was also straight. It was like straight sweet dating. So

0:58:19.240 --> 0:58:25.040
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't gonna go. That's the twist. Halfway through they

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<v Speaker 3>throw in a man temptation Island ladies, every man, you

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<v Speaker 3>swear away, this is gonna go on one day with

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<v Speaker 3>a man and see how they feel. Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 3>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>The girls are like, what.

0:58:34.520 --> 0:58:37.760
<v Speaker 3>It's like traders, but there's one gay amongst all.

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<v Speaker 2>The I think they've done something that's this before. They

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<v Speaker 2>just got and it got shut down.

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<v Speaker 3>Immediately they did it. I remember when they did it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it was the bachelorette. Half the men were

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<v Speaker 3>secretly gay, half were straight. And if she picked a

0:58:52.440 --> 0:58:54.560
<v Speaker 3>straight guy, great, you fell in love with the straight guy.

0:58:54.800 --> 0:58:56.320
<v Speaker 3>But if you picked a gay guy, he got like

0:58:57.840 --> 0:58:59.959
<v Speaker 3>or like money. Yeah, he got money, and she would

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<v Speaker 3>absolutely heartbroken and devastated because she fell in love with

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<v Speaker 3>the gay guy and he and he hated himself because

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<v Speaker 3>he like fucked with this woman for money and it

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<v Speaker 3>was really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he got all that money. Think of all

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<v Speaker 2>the klarnas he don't have to do. He did that

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<v Speaker 2>for the community.

0:59:13.760 --> 0:59:15.200
<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding? This isn't like two thousand and two

0:59:15.200 --> 0:59:16.800
<v Speaker 3>he won ten thousand dollars and he bought a house

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<v Speaker 3>with it. Yeah, he was he it was a different time.

0:59:22.120 --> 0:59:24.400
<v Speaker 2>He was in a luxury building in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that he owns. Yeah, he got it on the

0:59:26.200 --> 0:59:28.480
<v Speaker 3>ground floor he bought. He bought a lofton Williamsburg in

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and two.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I think it's important to you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Sidney wo What would you do if that was? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my friends come first, So I would babe,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't go to the speededating thing. Yeah, I wouldn't go.

0:59:40.760 --> 0:59:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I would be like, yeah, but again, she might meet

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<v Speaker 1>the love of her life that day. It doesn't matter, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>not today. You're gonna find something else. It's gonna happen

0:59:48.720 --> 0:59:50.760
<v Speaker 1>for you. It's just not here and not today, not

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<v Speaker 1>on my birthday. Let's go, not on my watch, not

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:54.960
<v Speaker 1>on my watch, just not happening.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, to go is one thing I wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 3>tell my friend I got in, do you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean? And I would lie and say I rejected.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, after the lunch, the birthday person is probably like

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<v Speaker 1>what what? What else is on the agenda for today.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course it's your birthday. We just said the tumble

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<v Speaker 3>of the plans. It's the best feeling in the world

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<v Speaker 3>right and.

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<v Speaker 2>Now friend A is like, I have a thing? What thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? So if you got into something.

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<v Speaker 2>Based on looks, like would you but would you still go?

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<v Speaker 2>But you're assuming it's based on looks?

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<v Speaker 3>What it's dating? What else could be based on?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe her personality popped more on the application.

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<v Speaker 2>She wrote a better essay she sent the legally Blonde videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, if you think that you got in because of

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<v Speaker 3>your act scores, then maybe go. But if you think

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<v Speaker 3>it's based on the look ius, he's not a headshot, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't tell your friend that you got in any data.

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<v Speaker 2>But would you still go even if there's no birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you go? Just be didding?

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<v Speaker 3>Again, depends on how far it is from a house,

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<v Speaker 3>if you could run into them on the way, if

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<v Speaker 3>it's in the neighborhood, if this is a small town,

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<v Speaker 3>you're going. Don't don't get me, just you know you're going.

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<v Speaker 3>You're absolutely going. Yeah, I'm probably going.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't care as much. It depends like,

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<v Speaker 1>did I take a nap, Like, how long is it

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take me to get ready?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, sure, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>A lunch is just not sexy.

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<v Speaker 3>I would never do a birthday line.

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<v Speaker 1>And also this, the person who called in said, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>they asked if it works. It doesn't really but they

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<v Speaker 1>said yes. So nobody can actually even really make it.

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<v Speaker 2>To the lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah wait, and you don't like, oh sorry, I manna

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<v Speaker 3>be fifteen minutes late and have to leave it too,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's everything about that's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate when people have a heart out, but they

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<v Speaker 1>show up late the heart out, and I'm never gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I have a loose in. Yeah, it's really upsetting because

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a memoir.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that you have to be here at a

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<v Speaker 2>certain time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, give me a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>I have anxiety, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Same thing I do it at shows. I'm like, hey, so, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need to get up at there at nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Show starts at a gotta get out at nine'll starts eight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking you to go up early. I'm getting there

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<v Speaker 1>at eight forty two. I'm like, I have to actually

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<v Speaker 1>be out of here by nine. Shit, yeah, I should.

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<v Speaker 2>Be on stake.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to make the mistake with my show that

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<v Speaker 3>I run. I used to make the mistake of telling

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<v Speaker 3>people like, well, it starts a seven thirty, but we

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<v Speaker 3>really started seven forty five. Watch them. Not a single

1:02:22.920 --> 1:02:24.440
<v Speaker 3>person show up to seven fifty five. But it was

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<v Speaker 3>like Heart started seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doors at seven starts at seven thirty. They're still

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<v Speaker 2>gonna show up.

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<v Speaker 4>At a eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you do this long enough and you realize

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<v Speaker 1>the time that it says it starts is not the

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<v Speaker 1>time that it starts. It never does, and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>always because of us. Sometimes the house is not all

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<v Speaker 1>the way full.

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<v Speaker 2>But Marie, maybe if you thought that it started on time,

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<v Speaker 2>you would still you still be latest. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what. We take you as your as

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<v Speaker 2>you are. You know, I am very lucky.

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<v Speaker 3>So you deliver once you arrive, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready to go when I get there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So like I'm like, I need time to warm up, No,

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<v Speaker 2>ready to go from the door. Like with my bag on,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, what's up?

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<v Speaker 5>What up?

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<v Speaker 2>Uglies? You broke bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes here, we need to get you. We need to

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<v Speaker 3>get you. Hosting a speed dating event like immediately. I

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<v Speaker 3>think that was I think that would I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it and I would drag them and then they

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<v Speaker 1>would laugh and they'd be like, oh, I hate skinny

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<v Speaker 1>black girls.

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<v Speaker 2>And they'd be like, oh, me too. That's a match.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, matches will go up. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>This was fantastic, Jake.

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<v Speaker 3>This was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Jake. Where where can the people follow you?

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow me at Jake W. Cornell and you

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<v Speaker 3>can check out my tour dates at punch up Dot

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<v Speaker 3>Live slash Jake Cornell. I'm coming to Provincetown for Provincetown

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<v Speaker 3>Pride and staying for a week to do shows.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a there's a guy who owns a duck. You

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<v Speaker 1>have he has to come to your show. The duck

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<v Speaker 1>is called Donnie.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to message in you want a duck at

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<v Speaker 3>my show.

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<v Speaker 2>It has anklet it's a cute it's a cute duck.

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<v Speaker 2>It won't make a lot of noise, okay, the duck

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<v Speaker 2>and they don't be on stage and you guys can.

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<v Speaker 3>Like wait just think me trying to post clips and

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<v Speaker 3>people being like is there squawking in the last time?

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<v Speaker 2>Get to go viral. I beg you. It will put

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<v Speaker 2>you on the map.

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<v Speaker 1>Brind Duck Heckles Okay, I'm coming to the Median heckled

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<v Speaker 1>by Duck.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm coming to the UK and hopefully Europe in

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<v Speaker 3>the falls. So get me there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let people know, you know, maybe what your next big

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<v Speaker 1>purchases or the next thing you're gonna spend some money on.

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<v Speaker 2>Before we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we're packing light from Mexico City to do some

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<v Speaker 3>shopping over there. That's going to be. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>be do some close shopping for the summer in Mexico

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<v Speaker 3>City in a big way.

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<v Speaker 1>Sidney, what's your next what's the next thing you think

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna spend a chunk of change on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to spend any money. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>be gifted.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's my manifesting gifts. Gifting like gifting suites for sid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I deserve gifting sweets for sid.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, guys, make sure that you send us your mess

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<v Speaker 2>and keep reviewing us.

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<v Speaker 1>And Apple Podcast see you at all the live shows.

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