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Speaker 2: I literally was like, oh I did I.

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Speaker 3: Did ask for this, but I'm not. I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sorted yet.

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Speaker 1: You're not ready, not sorted for the nice way, Leg's

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Speaker 1: not shaved, no toes is giving Jurassic Park.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, I thought I had more time. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you do, because this is fake.

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Speaker 1: It like gets warm and then it's back to get

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Speaker 1: get your shawl back on, get your.

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Speaker 2: Call, you know, just the season to spend more money

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Speaker 3: Truly, you know.

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Speaker 1: I went to look at a couch a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, and this is my mess. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I was with this guy and

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Speaker 1: And when we were walking out, this girl was like

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Speaker 3: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I love you guys. Yay, Well you work here.

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Speaker 1: I work in the marketing department. And she said, are

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Speaker 1: I still don't have a couch.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for not remembering your name. But

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Speaker 1: she was so cute, and I believe in you. I

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Speaker 3: Make it work. It's gonna happen. Oh yeah, yeah, let's

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Speaker 3: put that in there in the Messy universe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean on the printer, on the prayer list.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know, obviously get you the couch. I

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Speaker 1: take that as well. I don't know if I saw

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Speaker 2: I got some new linen curtains, Ralph Florence.

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Speaker 3: I would love, you know, real plush plush.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to black out, but you know I

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Speaker 2: Well they go to Ralphlaor and they're gonna say black.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Emery's clocked in, She's on.

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Speaker 1: So, yes, Sidney, what is your mess for us today?

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Speaker 1: My mess I get. You know, I'm addicted to ubers.

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Speaker 1: I keep just spending all the money that I'm making from,

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Speaker 2: I'm just putting your right back into uber capitalism. Go

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to you know, sit back, relax. Guys like

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Speaker 1: And then he's like, oh, you know you you live

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Speaker 1: I have to tell all my friends to hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: He was in a white Toyota Siana. I took a

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Speaker 2: And and you know I'm a.

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Speaker 1: Narcolectic, so I'm like it did he did he put

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Speaker 2: I just died like I couldn't tell. So I'm fighting

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Speaker 3: You're my car.

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Speaker 1: I'm texting, I'm texting my I'm talking texting my girl.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, come on, john Wick.

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Speaker 2: I said, by the time you get here, he could

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Speaker 3: Me out of this car.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay up. What are you gonna do? I said,

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Speaker 1: I got these hills, all types of random things in

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Speaker 2: I could fight. It's hilarious. I truly can't. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 1: I said, if this happens, I was like, I should

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Speaker 1: But he started playing other music too, like music like

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Speaker 2: It was it was crazy, like the Circle of Life.

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Speaker 1: No, but it was music that could possibly be in

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Speaker 2: He said, she's black. Let me play this song. Yeah

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Speaker 1: If you started playing the hyenas now that I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting your bad numbers.

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Speaker 2: All that badge no badge number? That was my mess.

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Speaker 2: I should we bring in August?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, be our guest ring Ergus Uh, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: a pillar of our community. Just a philanthropist taking over

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Speaker 1: tikes hawk, I mean videos upon videos doing the work,

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Speaker 3: You are killing me? You're killing me. I was like,

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Speaker 3: what I'm praying for your couch. The thing is, when

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Speaker 3: getting it for free might really be a long haul

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. So I mean I'm gonna hold onto

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Speaker 1: Until they send until they until they send it, like

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Speaker 2: Even then they're shooting it from Denmark.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's international, so you have to order him to

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Speaker 1: Good quality control over there, and they're happy when they

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Speaker 3: So that's and they have health insurance and anything goes wrong.

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Speaker 1: There's no tears on any of the cushions and stuff. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: And so people who are making the couches got all

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Speaker 3: Yes's great. I want that. Yeah, smell good. Probably.

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Speaker 2: What would you do if you were in an uber

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Speaker 3: I'd be like that. I mean I'd be like, do

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Speaker 3: I look bad? Like dude? Do I look sleepy? What's

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Speaker 1: So the thing is with gay man obviously not fearing

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I have my gig guy friends

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Speaker 3: haven't done it. I haven't done it, but I've heard

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Speaker 2: Hey, no judgment, you know, listen, you don't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to pop off in a

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Speaker 2: In a black car is the way?

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Speaker 3: In the black car it has to be.

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Speaker 2: No, and not in somebody's mother's van.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not in a Sienna. You can't be doing

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Speaker 3: that in a Siena is not sing that needs me

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Speaker 3: in an escalator.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're giving it up, escalate.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want him to wear a tie and

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Speaker 3: I'm trying uber shuttle for the first time tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: What's that sounds sad?

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Speaker 3: Bus I know it's it's a sprinter van that takes

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Speaker 3: you to LaGuardia for nine nine nine.

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Speaker 2: Nine dollars nine.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but how many other people it's a pool, babe?

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Speaker 1: How many other people are getting picked up?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 3: Everything costs My things that try to save you money

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Speaker 2: Why would I take out a loan? No, I'm going

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Or why is credit carder saying, hey, your your

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Speaker 3: And that was the most abusive relationship a man is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tell Us watched the TikTok video on how

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Speaker 2: They're like credit card.

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Speaker 3: Their credit report, their credit report. How do you do?

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Speaker 2: You have to? Like you have to? I watched a

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Speaker 3: So I tried it.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: It was in the cue.

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Speaker 3: Right, that's not true. Sure, mine's not. Mine's not great either,

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Speaker 1: It's going down because I'm still refusing to pay my

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Speaker 3: Like, shod pay it. You should probably just start paying.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, did you pay my student loan? Yeah? It's

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Speaker 2: How dare you?

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Speaker 3: I refinanced?

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Speaker 2: So what does that mean?

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Speaker 3: I took all the little loans i'd taken out into

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Speaker 2: Oh so you just validated you. I can tell that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I went down to one thirty. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I'll be paying out until I'm like fifty five.

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Speaker 3: But whatever.

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Speaker 1: Listen, at this point, they're not gonna get the money.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to get all of it when I die.

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Speaker 3: Finding the claim is being like, hey, like, that wasn't

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Speaker 3: took out that loan. I don't know, not two thousand,

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Speaker 3: two thousand whatever, me? Absolutely not me.

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Speaker 2: She don't even go here.

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Speaker 3: No, also, let die.

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Speaker 1: Let's really get into it. The building is still standing,

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Speaker 2: It's not.

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Speaker 1: No, it's still standing. So what what are you're knocking

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Speaker 3: Technically you barred it from the US government and that

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Speaker 2: Plead on that. But the US government doesn't pay is dead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the t.

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Speaker 2: Leave me alone.

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Speaker 3: They are forgiving them. I was like, it's over, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I can have no one's go to pay these back now.

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Speaker 2: Right and now. But they forgave like three people's loans.

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Speaker 2: Come paid him pay them student loans. Yeah, oh was.

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Speaker 3: You know they can start taking it out of your

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Speaker 2: Well, they can't take it out of my return if

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Speaker 2: I don't fileow my text. Shut up, Marie, make stop

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Speaker 2: laughing at this, gibbet, No, do not laugh at this.

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Speaker 2: We need both halves of the podcast. Not in jail, okay, No.

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Speaker 3: For now, not for now? Yeah, okay, fair enough.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, so, what there's good debt and there's

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Speaker 3: Are you in a lot of debt? Not like crazy?

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Speaker 3: But I'm in debt, like I have a little credit

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Speaker 3: Why? Just I use all my points to book all

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Speaker 3: Oh but I like now I'm flying to like Chicago, Mexico,

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Speaker 3: No, I'm seeing Lady Gaga. And because here's the thing,

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Speaker 1: Yes, the whites are doing it. We're bringing here to

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Speaker 2: It's not just.

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Speaker 3: As well white gays. And here's the thing. I had

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Speaker 2: Hey baby, we all have the money.

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Speaker 1: We all have the money. Some of us haven't made it.

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Speaker 1: i forgot what I'm getting paid for.

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00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,840
Speaker 2: I'm looking at my account like what.

446
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,240
Speaker 3: No, I use the money already.

447
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm actually in debt now that I didn't get it

448
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,800
Speaker 1: before the ninety days. Oh yeah, so I've already used

449
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,919
Speaker 1: the money double time. And by the time they get it,

450
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm still like trying to make up for the time

451
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,080
Speaker 1: they didn't give me your money. So it's like, if

452
00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:33,320
Speaker 1: you are paying me in ninety days, that means you

453
00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:35,840
Speaker 1: don't have any of the money. That's a quarter you're

454
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,439
Speaker 1: waiting for your money to give me my money.

455
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,440
Speaker 3: I'm doing summer work getting paid in the fall. It's

456
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,479
Speaker 3: not the money's are on temperature. Everything about it's off.

457
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,320
Speaker 2: Really, you're an intern, that's what you are.

458
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,159
Speaker 3: Yes, pro Bana, it's I'm on Karna. You're putting me

459
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:49,680
Speaker 3: on client.

460
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:51,600
Speaker 2: Larna.

461
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,960
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I can't do the story of our lives.

462
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:54,720
Speaker 3: I'm the number one.

463
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,960
Speaker 1: So how does klarna work? Specifically for Airbnb? You have

464
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,320
Speaker 1: the amount of money that you need for this airbu.

465
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,320
Speaker 3: So this Airbnb was like five hundred dollars.

466
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,840
Speaker 2: Okay, is you and how many people?

467
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,199
Speaker 3: It's just me, Jake, you had it?

468
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,320
Speaker 1: Nah, it just doesn't want to at all at once.

469
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,800
Speaker 3: I had this Okay, I had just booked everything for

470
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,720
Speaker 3: my tour. So it's like I've booked all the show,

471
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,399
Speaker 3: all the flights, all the hotels and stuff. So I

472
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,720
Speaker 3: just paid a bunch of money for other stuff. I

473
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,880
Speaker 3: was like having a day. I was like, I've sent

474
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,680
Speaker 3: a lot of money today.

475
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,720
Speaker 2: You do it all on the on the same day.

476
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,400
Speaker 3: Could never so it's all organized?

477
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,160
Speaker 2: Could I don't?

478
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,040
Speaker 3: I'll be like, do I have a flight to don't

479
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:31,760
Speaker 3: to Toronto? That's crazy.

480
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,800
Speaker 2: Wait, the assistance we messaged.

481
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,120
Speaker 3: Spending money is massed. Maybe min No.

482
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,399
Speaker 1: We just we just break it down until like the

483
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,880
Speaker 1: thing is is that somebody will keep emailing me like, hey,

484
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,560
Speaker 1: we need that flight information, and I'll wait and wait

485
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 1: and wait, and then they'll finally corner me and then

486
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 1: I'll buy it. And then the next flight they're like, hey,

487
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,040
Speaker 1: what about this other flight?

488
00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh my god, I just did all

489
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,920
Speaker 2: this one. I just did this first thing.

490
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,119
Speaker 3: I have to rip the band aid off like that

491
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,800
Speaker 3: long band aid. I sit down, I do all the

492
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,680
Speaker 3: flights at once, and all the hotels good for you?

493
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,399
Speaker 3: Oh okay, And then I looked and it said it

494
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 3: was I went to check out. I went to check out,

495
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I could just put it

496
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,000
Speaker 3: on Klarna and then this is this won't feel like

497
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,119
Speaker 3: I spent this month that amount of money today has

498
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,080
Speaker 3: come out in this week. And it was also because

499
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,879
Speaker 3: I was waiting for like, I was waiting for a

500
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,480
Speaker 3: net ninety payment, so I was like, oh, we're getting

501
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,760
Speaker 3: tight before the next ninety comes in West ques Gin.

502
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 2: So when you do Klarna, don't they put like it.

503
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,440
Speaker 3: Was sixty dollars extra for the whole thing.

504
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,560
Speaker 2: Yes, Like there's what do you call it?

505
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,000
Speaker 3: Interest?

506
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 2: Interest?

507
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was sixty dollars interest on the whole thing.

508
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,160
Speaker 3: So I went from paying five forty to six hundred mm.

509
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,399
Speaker 3: But that split up again, game ath, that's split up.

510
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 3: That's sixty dollars split split up over twelve months. So

511
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,080
Speaker 3: that's five dollars months.

512
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:43,520
Speaker 1: You're paying that twelve months, Jane, you're better than that.

513
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 3: Tell me that fifty a month doesn't feel free? And

514
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,600
Speaker 3: now I have a free Airbnb? What are you guys?

515
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 3: Mad at?

516
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,040
Speaker 2: I'm not mad.

517
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,479
Speaker 1: I'm just like baby, I'm entertained. Yeah, I'm sure Clara

518
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 1: is laughing too. They're like twelve months, twenty bundles.

519
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,440
Speaker 3: It felt free? Well, that's like people who don't. I

520
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,680
Speaker 3: thought it sounded fun. Doesn't hurt my credit score. I

521
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,800
Speaker 3: was like, no, let's do. It'll feel free. It'll make

522
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 3: you fel a little more cushy. I'll buy us Dominoes

523
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,200
Speaker 3: and we're on the road.

524
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 2: You did get us dominoes?

525
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 1: When?

526
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 3: Because I got it on Karna? Yeah? You did.

527
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 2: Because he is sitting in the account.

528
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 3: You got us to pizza. You can put Dominoes on Karna.

529
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,760
Speaker 2: Shut up. No you can't. No, you can't.

530
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 3: No, you can't. If you put what's the enounced like

531
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 3: two weeks ago, you can put Chipotle on Karna. I'm

532
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 3: not there.

533
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Hey, hey, aliens, whenever y'all want to

534
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,919
Speaker 1: do that Independence day, I'm ready take us, take us up,

535
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 1: get it, take last, and.

536
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:45,199
Speaker 3: Then just give me, give me a six month heads up.

537
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: But I think that's kind of if you can how

538
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 1: you should be looking at spending money because like the.

539
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 3: World is gonna end. That's my thing.

540
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: Either they're dropping a bomb on us or the aliens

541
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 1: are coming, or.

542
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 3: Or my world's gonna end at least you know what

543
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 3: I mean.

544
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 1: Like what, So it's like, do the stuff, spend the money,

545
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: like look good doing it. Hey guys, I know y'all

546
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: are saying all this stuff, but I just got my tooth.

547
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 2: I need to be thinking about the future. I can't.

548
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 1: Why did I waite so long to get this tooth

549
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: just to know, oh, this shit is about to end. Yeah,

550
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: but you're gonna gone without the tooth. Now you're going

551
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: to die in style with the smiles.

552
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 6: To be close you you really want to be when

553
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 6: you went mouth close? I will not do you want

554
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 6: to be when the aliens find us in a million years?

555
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 3: Do you want them to find your skull and be like?

556
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 3: All right? So she was missing a tooth, like you

557
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,679
Speaker 3: want to have a phon.

558
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter at that time, it doesn't matter. You don't

559
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 2: have a mittle set for each teeth.

560
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,679
Speaker 3: No, I want a false set for that.

561
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 2: But I have teeth.

562
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: They don't even have good dental Oh you guys are extraterrestrial,

563
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 1: but you ain't got no teeth.

564
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:54,439
Speaker 2: Sounds like you're.

565
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 3: Behind know them aliens find your skull first they think, oh,

566
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,199
Speaker 3: that the humans had these many teeth, and then they

567
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 3: find that like, oh no, she was just kind of

568
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 3: bust it up. That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing.

569
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: Their podcast talking about miss You think the aliens have

570
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: a podcast?

571
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 2: I think they do.

572
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 1: I think they have whatever we don't have. Do you

573
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 1: think they have like podcast?

574
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 3: Bros. I couldn't see the aliens doings. No, I don't

575
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 3: think they have a masculind like that and reach the

576
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 3: level of advancement to get to other planets that you

577
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 3: know what I mean?

578
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 2: Women, yes, and you know what they're women that have

579
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 2: ADHD and that's why they haven't taken over yet. You know,

580
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, I was going to do it,

581
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 2: and then you're like, you.

582
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 3: Know what, Yes, I think I'm going to make a computer.

583
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: Maybe there's.

584
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 3: Maybe there's just a really good space mall between all

585
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 3: the aliens and us, and they'll just stop off there

586
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 3: and get distracted.

587
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 2: And that's why you guys are missing it. They said,

588
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 2: ew the ghetto.

589
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,360
Speaker 1: They said everything the light touches is ours, and that

590
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 1: we don't want.

591
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 3: The light doesn't touch that. They're like, I do think

592
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 3: every day more and more I think that where a

593
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 3: Sims being played by like a thirteen year old boy. Yeah,

594
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 3: I think that's more and more of what makes sense

595
00:23:59,440 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 3: to me.

596
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 2: It feels, it feels scary.

597
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: But also it's like the more I know about what's

598
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: going on in the world, it's like the more I

599
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: should be like, well fuck it, let me just But

600
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: now I'm like, actually, but what if that's not the case,

601
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: what if things are not ending soon.

602
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 2: I don't want to be that person that's like, well,

603
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 2: I gave it all. I gave it all up.

604
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 3: They did it much. Here's my thing, because none of

605
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 3: us really grow up with a ton of money, right,

606
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I didn't grow up with money at all.

607
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 3: Like I feel like it. I feel like that notion

608
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 3: of like save you money, save you money, save your money.

609
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 3: It's like Okay, well I don't make that much money.

610
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 3: I don't come from that much money. And so it's

611
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 3: like it's like, no, I want to go make a

612
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 3: bunch of money, you know what I mean. I don't

613
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 3: want to be frugal. I want to be rich. Like,

614
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 3: let's be real, you know what I mean? And you do.

615
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: But the rich do stay rich because they don't really

616
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: spend their money, but they have so much to not spend.

617
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 3: Right, they always leave that part out.

618
00:24:47,600 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 4: That's very true, Jake.

619
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 2: I don't want to be messy. Now you mess be messy.

620
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: But like you guys, you got some numbers on TikTok. Yeah,

621
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: so so you say you, I mean, you're doing cloria

622
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:22,479
Speaker 1: but like I didn't even getting deals. Now, no, you're not.

623
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 3: You're not in a creative Wait, I was being honest.

624
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 3: I could afford the area. Was like, this is fun.

625
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 2: I need to check the numbers.

626
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 3: Wait, this is what.

627
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: No, can't you're doing? Well?

628
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: We were, We were We went to a show and

629
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: we were in the hotel and they recognized you.

630
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 2: They recognized you, and they recognized you.

631
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 3: They recognized both of us. But the only brass thing

632
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 3: was I was holding a box of dominoes.

633
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 2: And then they took a picture with me and you

634
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 2: could not even see me. It looks like a shadow.

635
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 3: But yeah, they were wasted.

636
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 4: Jump.

637
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 3: We were staying in a hotel with a big wedding.

638
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 3: It was they were real bombed, but they weren't a

639
00:25:59,359 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 3: good time.

640
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: If you're not blackout at a wedding, even if it's

641
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 1: not yours, are you at a wedding?

642
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 4: No?

643
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: I will the couple make it if if I don't

644
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 3: think the wedding counts. If it was a cash bar,

645
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that. Who is doing that?

646
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: A colorna bar?

647
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 3: Who is colorno bar?

648
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: At the wedding, somebody was talking about how they had

649
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: like a no no alcohol wedding, and I said, we

650
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 1: are not showing up even you're person. I don't want

651
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: to be around that. That's weird because the guests are

652
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: going to be miserable.

653
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 3: Miserable. It's going to be unless everyone you know is sober,

654
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,479
Speaker 3: or like the vast majority of your people are sober.

655
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 2: Hey, if we're all sober, we don't need this wedding.

656
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 3: Let's just let's go down the city.

657
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, just lope.

658
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 3: I don't disagree. I don't disagree. Cash bar is. It's like,

659
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,439
Speaker 3: do you hate us? I know, I know like you.

660
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like, hey, you don't have

661
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: enough money to get married, but you don't have enough

662
00:26:59,240 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: money for this event.

663
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: You sure don't.

664
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when it's like les people. If you do

665
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 3: a big wedding with a cash bar, it's like, oh,

666
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 3: you had two hundred people that you couldn't whittle down

667
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 3: to get it to fifty that you could do open

668
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: bar for right, because you could have done it a

669
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 3: different way. Everybody does.

670
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 2: Everybody doesn't need to. Everybody doesn't like two hundred people.

671
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: Everybody doesn't need most people don't none of that. No,

672
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 2: we we have to. We have to scale back.

673
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: We all don't want to be at their wedding and

674
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: that wedding is lasting the whole weekend.

675
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 2: Maybe you could cut it down.

676
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,239
Speaker 3: You can cut it down. It gets complicated because when

677
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 3: you I feel like when you get married young, it's

678
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 3: like you haven't gone out and made all your friends yet,

679
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 3: so you still have to invite all the family because

680
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 3: it's like.

681
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: That was, Yeah, your mom's like your aunt's niece, baby's cousins,

682
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: the babysitter.

683
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in like my mid to late thirties.

684
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 3: By the time I get married, probably knock on wood.

685
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 3: But it's like but it's like, it's like some of

686
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 3: those people haven't talked to in twenty years.

687
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 2: Oh, they're good, they're not coming.

688
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 3: They're not coming.

689
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: You said they're dead to you. My most of my

690
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 2: family's dead.

691
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 3: So there's that. There's that. I took it down. I'm sorry.

692
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 2: No, it's all invite them because that's weird.

693
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,639
Speaker 3: They get a little picture on that table like, okay,

694
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 3: we don't have you don't photo the dead family table.

695
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: You don't have the have you never been?

696
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 3: Have you never been? Have you never been? My favorite

697
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 3: thing the wedding when you're when you're at the wedding

698
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 3: and there's the table for the dead relative photos and

699
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 3: someone puts their present on it. They think it's the

700
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 3: gift table.

701
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,719
Speaker 2: No, I have not seen that. I've not seen the

702
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: dead relative table.

703
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 3: Wait am I not? You've seen you see the dead

704
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 3: the dead? Is it a New England thing? No, okay, no,

705
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But the

706
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 3: people who gifts on it were like, gifts are over here?

707
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 2: You said, no, No, these two pictures and my grandmother

708
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: and my grandfather. Yeah, no, don't.

709
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 3: Put the Yeah, but you don't put the thing from.

710
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 2: William so Noma. Please don't move that to the side.

711
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: Where do I leave my envelope full of cash? You

712
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: can leave that on grandma's face.

713
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 3: She would love that. Wedding wedding residentstries. But you want

714
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 3: to talk about spending money masks.

715
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: You do that, yes, because it's people have stuff on

716
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: their registry that you be like girl.

717
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 2: Now you know y'all not this classy.

718
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 3: No, that's the real tree because you have to play tame.

719
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: Why are you what you need these plates for? Yeah,

720
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 3: you've been living with the guy for two years already.

721
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 3: Why do you need a whole new set?

722
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: Because we need new plates. You need but you don't

723
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 2: need this. You don't need produt plates.

724
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

725
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 2: Hey, we're going, we're hey, we're we're spending a lot

726
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: of money on this wedding. We need some like return.

727
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: I hear that to get I hear that. I guess

728
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: that same energy when you see my registry.

729
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 3: Let me tell you that if you have if that's

730
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 3: how your registry looks like, you better have an open bar.

731
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 3: You better have a bar and a high end registry.

732
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's rude.

733
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 3: That's really honest.

734
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: Klarna should sponsor the whole thing.

735
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 3: I feel like you're really dogging me for putting this

736
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 3: airbamme on Klara. I just thought it was fun to

737
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 3: have six hundred dollars same egg now for a little

738
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 3: bit longer.

739
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: Hold on, wait, you know what I did, drag Let

740
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: me let me give you something that I did. Okay,

741
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: last year went to Puerto Rico on Klara. Yeah wait,

742
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: wait wait, did not have the money I did.

743
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:56,959
Speaker 2: I did not have them.

744
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: I was waiting on three direct deposits, three and I

745
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: was calling them and so you know, I called you yesterday.

746
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: You have that today almost in d s.

747
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 2: Where's my money? Where's my money?

748
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? If the gigs line up right, and you're like,

749
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 3: I'm making more money than I ever made in my life,

750
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 3: but none of it's coming for the next three months.

751
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 3: You're broke.

752
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 2: Yes, your cash talk about it.

753
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 3: There's a cash poor poor cash poor. It's that happens.

754
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 3: That happens. And that was that was a little bit

755
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: of what this says. I had the.

756
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: Money, because the thing is they'll not have the money.

757
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 3: I just want to let you know.

758
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 2: I can't stress this enough. I didn't have it.

759
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,239
Speaker 1: And then we set it at a show and the

760
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: girls in the front judge the fuck out.

761
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 2: They were like, then, don't go on the trip.

762
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: To do what be in my room sad.

763
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: And turning up. I'm going to be fake rich foray exactly.

764
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 2: You can just go to absolutely feel better now, Yeah,

765
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 2: I feel better.

766
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 3: I feel aboutter. I just want to make I'm gonna

767
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 3: dog on that forty five again. They'll be like, you'll

768
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 3: wait the forty other days. I'll call my agent, and

769
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 3: my agent bake. They come back. They said that they're

770
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: not forty five count started five days after. It's like,

771
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 3: what are you talking about? Like they just it's you're yeah,

772
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: I found.

773
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 2: That contact on this day or I did the job

774
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: on this day.

775
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 3: Where is I'm like the federal government looking for my

776
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 3: student loans. I'm hunting people down. I'm asking for money.

777
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.

778
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 2: You're Sally May.

779
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 3: I'm calling Sally Sally May for your own money. If

780
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 3: they're one day laid on my payment, I'm Sally May down.

781
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: Oh you should all my student loan people when they

782
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: call me on D and D it goes straight. Yeah,

783
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 2: sales and management?

784
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 3: You are you have multiple people.

785
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: I feel like they called me from a bunch of

786
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: different numbers, probab because I think blocking them. Yeah, they'n

787
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: doing nine one seven two one two. Yeah it's a

788
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: Delaware number. Then, yeah, all this shit is that, Hey, babe,

789
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: I don't.

790
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: I'm dead. I don't. I'm not living anymore. Please stop

791
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 2: contacting me.

792
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: You know what's what's messy about spending money? Rent I

793
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: got to pay all of his money to live here.

794
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: How am I supposed to enjoy living here?

795
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 3: Why does it cost so much to live and.

796
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 2: Be an adult?

797
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: Why can I also say? Can I maybe you guys

798
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 3: just agree with me on this? Why are people paying

799
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: the amount of money it costs to live in New

800
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 3: York City to and then doing it inside luxury buildings

801
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: that you would like never want to leave? Like why

802
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 3: are you paying so much money for this building that

803
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 3: has like an arcade, a library, a pool, a gym.

804
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 3: It's like, then just live in that facility in Connecticut,

805
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: like you're in the New York Like the point is

806
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 3: that it's everything around it, Like, why are you paying

807
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: seven thousand dollars a month for that one bedroom in

808
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 3: that luxury building. You could live in a nice apartment

809
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 3: for four thousand dollars a month, three thousand dollars a month.

810
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 3: And if we weren't like doing this, and then if

811
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 3: you wanted that luxury building, you could just live in Connecticut,

812
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 3: like live in a luxury people.

813
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: In Connecticut are not the same, Like you need to

814
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: be in a building in New York to get that

815
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: experience of New York even if you're not really doing.

816
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 3: But they aren't New York people either, and then they're

817
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 3: not we're not getting that exact.

818
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 2: They're not New York people that live in those buildings.

819
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 3: No, they're like overland ground.

820
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

821
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: I went to a friend's house.

822
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: She lives in like a nice luxury building, and I

823
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: just spent the afternoon with them, and I said, damn, should.

824
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: I moved to Boston?

825
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 3: Oh that's how you know? It's crazy? That is not.

826
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 2: Yes, our building is it's so beautiful, thinking you should

827
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: move to that nice But also everyone that you need.

828
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: To check, tell them to check for a ghastly.

829
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm saying the luxury building was so nice that it

830
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: was like this is the lie.

831
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 3: But everything you need that in Boston because otherwise you're

832
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 3: living in Boston. This is my point. I'm in New York.

833
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 3: I don't need a luxury building. I'm in a luxury city.

834
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 2: WHOA, No, you're not. This is not a luxury city.

835
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 2: This is this is the streets. We are literally in

836
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: the streets.

837
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: Culturally luxurious, culturally luxurious, culturally yes, we are rich.

838
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: Everything else poor.

839
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: So therefore, if I could get a little door man

840
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: that's kind of sleeping.

841
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes it's like safety I'm talking about.

842
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: It's never about safety. Move they are.

843
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: I never feel secure about anybody who's at the front because,

844
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: let me tell you what they're doing.

845
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: They are here. They are here. You're like, hey, they

846
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 2: are on the phone. I'm here, they're here for twelve Yeah.

847
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: But I mean, I will say luxury building, package room

848
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: package packages don't get stolen. Like that's not true because

849
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm on my apartments group chat on WhatsApp and they're.

850
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 2: Like, hey, do you know about this package? I get

851
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: it every I said. They're like always messaging like I

852
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: think someone took my package. But then t ups they'd

853
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 2: be getting the apartments wrong and they just be dropping

854
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 2: people stuff.

855
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: I had somebody stuff. I brought it right back down.

856
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: I said, this is not mine.

857
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 3: I I live in the basement. I found a building

858
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 3: one the basement. You spend in my apartment. The backyard.

859
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 3: You guys have been there, Yes, you've been there. Wa backyard.

860
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 3: It makes it seem it's got it's got windows. It's

861
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 3: not underground, it's like whatever, it's garden garden.

862
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

863
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. My point is I found a package on the

864
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 3: fourth floor. You order package, my package. Oh yeah, they

865
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 3: don't care. No, they'll put it anywhere.

866
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 2: How did you know it was up there?

867
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 5: My?

868
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: Uh? The super texted me. He was like, he was like,

869
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 3: I think I saw him go upstairs. I was because

870
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 3: I texted him be like where's this package? And he

871
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 3: was like he was like he walked straight and went

872
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 3: straight upstairs, went uptairs on the four four. Oh you

873
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 3: don't try What do you mean? Track? The guy?

874
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: No, track like when it says it's about to be delivered,

875
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: like em them and mamma. When you they sometimes they

876
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: message you and be like, hey, your driver's coming, make

877
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: sure you don't have any pets or whatever. Sure, I'm

878
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: tracking and knowing they're coming right now.

879
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 2: I'm not tracking though, I'm not tracking.

880
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 3: I'm not that diligent. There's too many things going on.

881
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 3: I can't be on it.

882
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 2: Oh you're busy, Okay, cool, that's yeah.

883
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 3: I'm trying to keep.

884
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 5: Man.

885
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 3: I gotta, I gotta takes.

886
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 2: Of my building aren't labeled, so they just hit everybody's buzzer.

887
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 3: Don't have a buzzer, so it's like that's the.

888
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: Well, you know, a buzzer.

889
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm going upstairs. Yeah.

890
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: Now, question, are you spending more money online?

891
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 3: Are you doing it in real time? I'm a person

892
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: spend there. It's all because I'm not that Oh I'm all.

893
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 2: Where are you going to spend money?

894
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm going to I mean like it's we're

895
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 3: entering like the really dangerous season because it's like because

896
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 3: again also we don't have real we don't have like

897
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 3: normal jobs. So it's like I can meet a friend

898
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 3: for lunch. Oops, a hundred twenty dollars you know what

899
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 3: I mean? Like, oops, you know we had a cocktail whatever. Oh,

900
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 3: that restaurant is near a store we like. Oops. Now

901
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 3: I'm walking around New York City with a shopping bag.

902
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 3: That feels fun. I want another shopping bag. I want

903
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 3: to have that fantasy you know what I mean.

904
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, oops, these bags are heavy.

905
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 3: You gotta get a car, Yeah, get gotta Yeah, I

906
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 3: gotta get a car. But after a.

907
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: Day of shopping, should we get another drink? No, sure,

908
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 2: we got to get another Well.

909
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: The most fun this is the thing. The most fun

910
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 3: day in New York City is the day that accidentally

911
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 3: just keeps going and going. Yes, that's the New Yorker.

912
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 3: That's the best feeling in the world is when you

913
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 3: met up for plans at like twelve thirty and at

914
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 3: twelve thirty you're still going and none of it was

915
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 3: planned up beforehand. Yep, it's the best feeling in the world.

916
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 3: You will spend eleven hundred dollars. You got to get

917
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 3: the car home, drop the bags. Oop, we made the

918
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 3: reservation for dinner last minute, and it's too soon. We

919
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 3: got to get a car there you know what I mean, Oh,

920
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 3: we missed it. We're fife minutes late driving us. Wait,

921
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 3: we're gonna a coxwill we wait? Like everything about it

922
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 3: costs money. It's the best feeling in the world at

923
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 3: all that time.

924
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: But sometimes you're not even going home. You're bringing the

925
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: bags to the club. That's where co check is very imperative.

926
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: You got this the four ozara mango combo at twelve

927
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: thirty am.

928
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 3: I've gotten a drink. I've gotten a drink at a

929
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 3: bar where I know my friends are working, so that

930
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 3: I can co check behind that bar in their stories room,

931
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Not worry about it, and

932
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 3: then I'll go to the place I actually wanted to

933
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: go to come back at the end of the night

934
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 3: to get my stuff.

935
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is what we mean when we say

936
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: in New York is the best, the best city culturally, right,

937
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 1: there's a city where you can do that. Like, you

938
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: don't need to know anybody in New York, but you

939
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,919
Speaker 1: bump into one drunk girl in a bathroom and.

940
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 2: Now you have a whole adventure for the rest of

941
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 2: the night.

942
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you pump in like you if you're out for

943
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: If I'm out for drinks and I run into Melissa Rich,

944
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 3: I'll see you in. I'll see you in thirty six

945
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:55,839
Speaker 3: hours tomorrow. You're going, do you know what I mean?

946
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 3: You're taking out the blakes. It's like you're getting on

947
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 3: the plane. You know. It's like, but that's the best,

948
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 3: But that's New York. But that's spending money and it's

949
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 3: but it's it's the best.

950
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, summer is the best season for that. Spring summer

951
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 2: is the best.

952
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah when it's warm out.

953
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to I used to love like we're

954
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: black and we need light.

955
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

956
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: I used to love going to bathes r going there

957
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 1: early and you're in, you're in soho dangerous danger going

958
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: then intermix dropping one thousand dollars in cash, everyone looking like,

959
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 1: oh are you a Rockefeller Like it's crazy, and then

960
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: hopping and bopping around going to the club upstairs later

961
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: on that night, still has your bags from Stephen Stephen,

962
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 1: from Steve Madden.

963
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 3: You don't remember Stephen Stephen.

964
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 2: You don't remember even was an upscale Steve Madden. I

965
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 2: don't realize that. I just always wow saw Steve Madden. Nope,

966
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 2: it was Stephen.

967
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: Steven spelled it with a skinnier sinner.

968
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 2: It's a very spell. It was like Steven Stephen seven.

969
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 3: You know the guy guy who worked you working Seve Madden?

970
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 3: Are Stephen Stephen? Yeah? Different and she working Stephen.

971
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 2: What's your biggest purchase recently?

972
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 3: I'm seeing Lady Gaga three times this year.

973
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 2: Three times?

974
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: Okay, see when you you buried the lead when you

975
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: said you were going to see her in Mexico City,

976
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: So here do you want.

977
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 3: To hear the gay math? Yes? Yes, I text okay,

978
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 3: so I'm going with my friend Alex right. He lives

979
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 3: in Mexico City. So he was like, I'll handle getting

980
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 3: the tickets like whatever, whatever, Okay. I was like, okay, cool.

981
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 3: I had told him for the first ticket. I was like,

982
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 3: I'm down to probably spat because, like you know, like

983
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 3: when they're talking. This was like after how my Carter

984
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 3: trutor like went on sale. Like everyone talking about ticket prices.

985
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 3: Everything's like five six hundred dollars. I was like, I'm

986
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 3: not doing that. I was like I would love to

987
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 3: spend like two fifty Oh okay, like maybe three you

988
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 3: know what I mean, because I'm like flying there. Whatever.

989
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 3: He texted me, He's like, I got tickets eighty dollars.

990
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: Where you guys were in the are y'all sitting on

991
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 2: her bus.

992
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 3: No, we're running the lights, we're running the spotlets. But no,

993
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: but it's there's like a ga section behind the floor seating.

994
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 3: So he was like he was like, yeah, they were

995
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 3: eighty bucks, and I was like, perfect, she announces it

996
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 3: sells out. She announces a second show the next night.

997
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 3: He was like, I know from the first show that,

998
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: like the front section is only three hundred. I was like, well,

999
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 3: because we got the first night for eighty, I can

1000
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: spend three hundred on the second night, and then I

1001
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 3: have a.

1002
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: Say, you're going to see her in the back for

1003
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: eighty and then in the front for three.

1004
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: That's get in a different view. Yeah, okay, this full circle. Okay.

1005
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 3: And I also didn't see her on her last two

1006
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 3: or three tours because I was out of town because

1007
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 3: I couldn't see them, So the money that wasn't spent

1008
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 3: on those is also going towards this, So it's actually

1009
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 3: almost no money I'm spending on Regina.

1010
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was the third time you've seen her.

1011
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: Madison Square Garden. Because you have to say, I'm in

1012
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 3: New Yorker. She's in New Yorker. I have to see

1013
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 3: her in New York And how much are those tickets? One?

1014
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 2: Now? Where are you sitting for that?

1015
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 3: So the show's at MSG, I'll be at Barclays. They're screaming,

1016
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 3: but it's no, it's like the last row, like our

1017
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: seats are not good. But I want to be in

1018
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 3: the sky. But MS, she's not that big. MS, she's

1019
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 3: not that big. Like, it's not it's not it's not life.

1020
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 3: It's not a stadium. It's an arena.

1021
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 2: Right, it's not a it's not a stadium.

1022
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: Not like, but Madison Square Garden is huge, big if

1023
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: we're in the we were in the box or wwe

1024
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: And I still was like, damn, I'm like I'm just.

1025
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 3: Walking yes, sure, no, I know.

1026
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not trying to rein on your parade.

1027
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 3: Karna paid off front hour ago.

1028
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: I've moved on. You are living life. You gotta let

1029
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 2: it go.

1030
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: You gotta let it go, Let go and let karma.

1031
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: No, but I've spent probably in total, six hundred dollars

1032
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 3: on God, I took it, but I know people that

1033
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 3: have spent People have spent six hundred on one show.

1034
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 3: I said, six hundred and three.

1035
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: Where are you sitting for Beyonce? What section you're on

1036
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: the floor? How much you spend four figures? Is it

1037
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: four figures?

1038
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1039
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 2: Oh, shout out to big money players.

1040
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: Give a big money, big money, big money players for

1041
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: Becca saying your limit doesn't.

1042
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 3: The points though that bounces out, so you only sent

1043
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 3: I would say you only send five hundred bucks? Did

1044
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 3: you put the.

1045
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: Sell me out listening? But X does not have layaway

1046
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: hush your mouth. They do depending on.

1047
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 3: What is it called, like hey hey later.

1048
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey guys, we have lost the plot, lost the

1049
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: plot of everything. Just so you know, if you have

1050
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: an American Express card, you're not better than me.

1051
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 3: You still use lay away exact.

1052
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So I feel like, lady, go goad. That's worth it.

1053
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: That's something, that's an experience. You're gonna have photos, You're

1054
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: gonna be a friend, You're having a good time.

1055
00:42:59,400 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 2: Sweat on you.

1056
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want me? Like last I spent I

1057
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 3: accidentally spent four hundred fifty dollars on a light jacket.

1058
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: Like a wait a minute, let's unpack that sentence.

1059
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: First of all, accidentally spent four hundred and fifty dollars

1060
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,720
Speaker 1: on a light jacket?

1061
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 2: You can do that? Was it four am?

1062
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't four am. It was during the day

1063
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 3: you've made this. Yeah, but can I explain why I

1064
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 3: think you might understand? I think you might understand. In

1065
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 3: the forty five minutes directly after I got a really good,

1066
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 3: really long massage, I'm dazed. I'm loopy.

1067
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 2: So you got a forty five minute massage.

1068
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 3: I had a half massage. Oh I have my ninette.

1069
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 3: I hurt my not I hurt my nee.

1070
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: So you're literally unconscious with your phone in your hand

1071
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: when you got and I.

1072
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 3: Don't do the online.

1073
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 5: It was here.

1074
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 3: Here's what happened. I'm so you knew it was a

1075
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 3: light jacket.

1076
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 2: You felt the fabric.

1077
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 3: And I put it. So here's the thing. I leave

1078
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 3: the massage parlor. I'm I mean my days. I'm like,

1079
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 3: I got I got rough. I'm like really like, I'm

1080
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: in that kind of like, so you can no I

1081
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 3: did no happy ending, okay, no happy ending, but like

1082
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 3: the oils are still smelling. Like I'm like in the days,

1083
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 3: I go to a store, I like near the massage parlor.

1084
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 3: I see the guy working behind the counter. He's the

1085
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 3: owner and he's one of the designers. And I'm like

1086
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 3: and I He's like.

1087
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: He's the owner and designer and he is he's doing

1088
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: good or doing bad, but I don't know.

1089
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 2: And he's working behind the counter.

1090
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 3: It's like a small little boutique. Y's just him, No,

1091
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: it's his. There's a couple of people.

1092
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: That's why the jack is full fifty. Yeah, he's literally

1093
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,760
Speaker 1: you're paying everything.

1094
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: I love him, but I.

1095
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: Oh, you got the jacket because you were trying to

1096
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 2: flirt with him.

1097
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 5: No.

1098
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 3: So I'm like talking to him and I'm like, oh

1099
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 3: my god, this jacket's gorge I do love the jacket.

1100
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, this jacket's gorgeous. He's like,

1101
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 3: I know, we just got those in da da d D.

1102
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 3: I'm talking. I do this whole like rigmarole. I try

1103
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 3: it on, it fits perfect. We do this whole show

1104
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 3: about how it's perfect. It never once occurs to me

1105
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 3: to look at the price tag to see how much

1106
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 3: it is, because then I'll do the thing of like

1107
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 3: you know what, I actually something at home. It looks

1108
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 3: just like like I can come up with them and whatever.

1109
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 3: So I bring it. I just I in my little massage.

1110
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 3: I go up. He brings it up, and I also

1111
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'll get my friend that hot. So

1112
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 3: he rings it up and he goes He's like he's

1113
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 3: like all right, five twenty five. And I have to

1114
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 3: like hold my face because it's like this one. I

1115
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 3: can't be like it's his shop. I can't be like

1116
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 3: I can't be like how much.

1117
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: You know, yes, you may rear back and bring back

1118
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: how much. Yes, we need that. But also I'm gonna

1119
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 1: check the price before.

1120
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 3: I normally I am, normally I am, but I just

1121
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 3: the blood flow was off. I had just been rubbed

1122
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 3: out too hard. It was just I was not in

1123
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 3: the right headspace spent. I wear the jacket all the time.

1124
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: And I may send us a picture of the jackety

1125
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: don't know, well the photo don't.

1126
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 2: But let me tell you. Let me tell you what

1127
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 2: could work.

1128
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 3: Right, what's up?

1129
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 2: The owner was there, he's at the cashier register. Right,

1130
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, I would love to, but I

1131
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 2: don't know. He's the owner. Discount you really need this?

1132
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 3: If yeah, you really in the mind this is the thing.

1133
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 3: Is like I get my headspates where I'm like, you

1134
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 3: know what, like this is truly the mindset. I was like.

1135
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 3: I was like, I was a small business owner, queer owned.

1136
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 3: I'm doing this is a good ethical purchase. I believe

1137
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 3: in business will come back to me, not back.

1138
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, that's not my small business. Think about

1139
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: it like this. You're a small business, yes you are.

1140
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: Ye also should get.

1141
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 2: Hooked so that can't okay, I'll wear it on stage.

1142
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 3: I'll write it off. Now it's a business expense.

1143
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: I mean, you should be riding your clothes.

1144
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 3: Let's be serious.

1145
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 1: Do you want their seed? Do you want their seed?

1146
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you. I'll pass it right along.

1147
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 3: You send me a screenshot.

1148
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 2: What's the last thing that you bought that you regret

1149
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: that you had.

1150
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 3: To pay for? What was the last thing I bought

1151
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: that that you were like, Actually, that's a good question.

1152
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 2: What about you?

1153
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 3: Oh I bought I went to this. I went to

1154
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 3: a sample sale recently and bought, Like I bought three

1155
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 3: pairs of pants, two of which objectively don't fit, like

1156
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 3: I put them on now and hold and like, these

1157
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 3: actually don't fit, like I I was so excited by

1158
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 3: the discount and the whole like the they're too big,

1159
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 3: one one is, one is too long, and like I

1160
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 3: can have it and should be cute, like I just

1161
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 3: have to go to a Taylor. Yeah, but I've waited

1162
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 3: so long to get them, hem that now they're out

1163
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: of season. They're like a winter pants, So.

1164
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 2: Now I'm to do it for next year, so whatever, Yes,

1165
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 2: keep it.

1166
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 3: There's one I might yeah, one pair is like it's

1167
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 3: just everything's wrong. Ass is wrong, thigh is wrong, everything

1168
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 3: about them is wrong. I just don't understand what was

1169
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 3: happening when.

1170
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 2: They're how the sample sale people will get you.

1171
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: They get you because you're like, oh my god, this

1172
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: is normally nine to ninety and today I could get

1173
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: it for right that it was like it.

1174
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 3: Was like normally five hundred and it was like one twenty.

1175
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I have to. It's like

1176
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 3: they don't look good on your body.

1177
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 2: That's why they're in this sample sale. Honey, that's why they.

1178
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 3: Did a sample And they said, no.

1179
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 2: No, that's why it is.

1180
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 3: That's why they're doing it. It's like, I don't learn,

1181
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 3: but learning is hard, you know what, And then you

1182
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 3: become boring if you learn all your lessons.

1183
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 2: No, you gotta you have to take risks. You gotta

1184
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 2: do silly stuff.

1185
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: You got to you got to take a nap in

1186
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: the uber, yes, yeah, and figure honey out my eyes

1187
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: like this asdow.

1188
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 3: I was never going to sleep.

1189
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: But you know what, I do regret sometimes sometimes I

1190
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: regret going out to dinner with people, oh, because I'm

1191
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: not a foodie and like I can get something that's

1192
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: so small that like it doesn't really cost that much,

1193
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: and I'll be full, I'll be good, but then I'll

1194
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: go like, oh, okay. So I went to dinner with

1195
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 1: Lisa Trager, so you already know Lisa knows.

1196
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 2: How to spend.

1197
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: We should have spent the money, spend money, and she's

1198
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: picking places many dollars times Lisa.

1199
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 3: Lisa has taste.

1200
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: I adore Lisa's not worried about what She's not checking

1201
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: the price to since I need this, it's mine.

1202
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that whoever invented Clarina I was probably

1203
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 3: a fan of Lisa.

1204
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 2: But Lisa is not using Clara money and she died.

1205
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 3: She's killing it. We literally I forgot.

1206
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 2: We went to the steak house.

1207
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: Somebody canceled on her and she's like, hey, you want

1208
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: to go to the steakhouse. So she had already planned

1209
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: to spend this money, not me. I wasn't ready, but

1210
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, I love friendship. Am I

1211
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: a steak lover? Maybe we get there. Listen, we getting

1212
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: crab cakes, we get in, Uh, we're getting oysters.

1213
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: I think we I think we got like, uh, like the.

1214
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: Shrimp cocktail she's getting, you know, drinks she's getting I

1215
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: think martini and.

1216
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: Were getting sides and whatnot. We're doing this, We're doing

1217
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 2: the surf and turf. Hey, her steak, her steak is

1218
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 2: pretty much like like her, her steak is talking.

1219
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 3: This is how I like to No, she don't know.

1220
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 3: Lisa called me. We'll be there.

1221
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 2: You like you, you like steak, and just this is

1222
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 2: how I want to live my life. I do think

1223
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 2: about what the prices anymore?

1224
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 5: Do it?

1225
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I wasn't thinking about the price. Oh no, no, no, no, no, said,

1226
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 2: boy is Tuesday. I'm not celebrating a damn thing. This

1227
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 2: is just how you do.

1228
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1229
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: Well, you know, you know, everything's so good, it's melting

1230
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: in our mouths. And I was like, yeah, you know,

1231
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: we had one of these and then you.

1232
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 3: Know that has to go with that, and you know what,

1233
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:25,279
Speaker 3: you know what I had.

1234
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: I did have two extra drinks, so you know what,

1235
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the drinks. And I'm like yeah every

1236
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: time and then it's like Sidy, you just owd fo

1237
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: yeah it.

1238
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: Oh.

1239
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: I love when I love when her friend is at

1240
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 1: dinner and they just saw how like move some stuff around.

1241
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 2: They're like you know what, I got it? Yes, thank you?

1242
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so that's the best. Yeah.

1243
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 2: And then after you hear that, you know what, I'm

1244
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 2: just gonna take it.

1245
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 3: Can I say, I don't know if you guys are

1246
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 3: go with you, I'm in. I'm like, if I'm out

1247
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 3: to dinner with like a large group of people and

1248
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 3: like the vast majority of the of the drinks of

1249
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 3: the check was drinks and there's one sober person at

1250
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 3: the table, I'm usually like, let's just cover them. It

1251
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 3: makes the math easier. I'm like, I'm like, you probably

1252
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 3: say that. I'm like, they're what they paid for in

1253
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 3: like dealing with our drunk gasses. I think kind of

1254
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 3: covers like the fact that I had four martinis, Like

1255
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 3: I can cover your spinach dip or whatever.

1256
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: You want, and a martini's like twenty, Like yeah, they

1257
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: don't speak up for us. If if if I don't

1258
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 1: say anything, oh, they be like yeah, we're all splitting.

1259
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's crazy. I had two ginger Beer's friend,

1260
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 2: this is not the same.

1261
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 3: Sidney be like, yeah, that's crazy. I mean, it's crazy.

1262
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 3: It's crazy. I'm usually like, let's just cover the If

1263
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 3: we can afford to be this responsible with ourselves, let's

1264
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 3: be responsible for them.

1265
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 2: All right, let's yeah, let's that's living. That's not me.

1266
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 3: I mean, if you order like two lobster tails and

1267
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 3: go crazy, maybe it to a different conversation. But like

1268
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 3: I think if you're like ordering a normal amount.

1269
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: I'm a sober person. You think I'm ordering two lobster two.

1270
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe a lobster yeah.

1271
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 2: Like but oh wait, Marie, what was that place that

1272
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 2: we went to that I did order X?

1273
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 3: Like?

1274
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: Do we get I forgot what I ordered extra something?

1275
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: But it was like, oh damn, that was good. What's

1276
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: that place we went to?

1277
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 5: Oh?

1278
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 3: We had we had extra corn the mid you were

1279
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 3: going to say, like.

1280
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: The corner it's like corn, it's corn ridd And I.

1281
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: Was like, do you want to get should we get

1282
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 2: another one? I was like yeah, And I was like,

1283
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 2: dag Sydney, you got a big batch.

1284
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 3: Shut up?

1285
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 2: And then the corn came out. I was like, let

1286
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:33,280
Speaker 2: me do see you. Yeah, we should do a messages.

1287
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 3: Read a message.

1288
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 2: The people have something they would like to say, and

1289
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: let's read what it is. Damn, I've got to make

1290
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 2: a payment on my credit warm bank god so much.

1291
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 3: Yeah there a credit card. That's a credit card. Yeah, yes,

1292
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 3: that's tough.

1293
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 2: I thought she was dragging me.

1294
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 3: But like, I didn't know what you said. No, could

1295
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 3: you imagine what's credit one? I was out, I don't

1296
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 3: know what credit one is.

1297
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: They accepted me and I said sure, and I put

1298
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: in my information and they gave me My credit limit

1299
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 1: was five hundred dollars.

1300
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 3: But that's okay, that's fine, that's that's that's a lunch

1301
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 3: with Lisa. I was out with some gay guys who

1302
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 3: I'm not like. I was in a group of gay

1303
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 3: guys that I don't know a ton of them all

1304
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: that well, and like it just was like kind of

1305
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 3: how the shuffle happened. One day, we're in a storm.

1306
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 3: One of them goes to pay, he pulls out his

1307
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 3: credit card, and the other one goes plastic.

1308
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: We're plastic shaming a credit card, Yes, ocause it has

1309
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 1: to be hard metals, like a team.

1310
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 3: That's rude. No, it's very use.

1311
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 2: Everybody has the Capitol one platinum card.

1312
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 3: That, yeah, that is hard.

1313
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: I do have a hard one, but I also have

1314
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: a lot of plastic as well. So the person who

1315
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: pulled out the plastic card was it discover.

1316
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's really what it is? Is it it's discovered,

1317
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: you shut it down? Or is it dining dollars?

1318
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 5: Wait?

1319
00:53:59,200 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 3: What's that?

1320
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 2: Those are that? Or the you know, the visa gift cards? Yo, car,

1321
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: I heard the scammers are using that. I heard the

1322
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 2: scammers are using people's cards getting the gift cards and

1323
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 2: that's how they're going around because it's not connected to anything.

1324
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. They're also clearing out on cash AP. I had

1325
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 3: to my depico I had two weeks ago. I had

1326
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 3: to on cash ap Yeah, for how much? Well I was.

1327
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 3: I opened my bank account and I had fourteen cash

1328
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 3: app charges all for a dollar, and I was like,

1329
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 3: what is this? And I called my bank and they

1330
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 3: were like, they get your account and then they do

1331
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 3: a bunch of one dollar charges so that you don't

1332
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 3: they don't get flagged for fraud, and then they do

1333
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 3: a big charge. So they were like, shut it down

1334
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 3: now before they do the big you stop them before

1335
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 3: they charge. They sent me the fourteen dollars back, but

1336
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 3: I had, but then they sent me my depacra back.

1337
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: Audio.

1338
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 2: Let's put our headphones in. Oh okay, So when someone

1339
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 2: called us, wow, I hope, I hope it.

1340
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 3: I hope it's good.

1341
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 5: We have no HI mess okay. So friend A was

1342
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 5: planning a birthday dinner for friend B. Friend A texted

1343
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 5: and says, let's move the dinner to lunch. Does I

1344
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 5: work with you? It kind of didn't work, but I

1345
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:20,439
Speaker 5: said yes anyways, already back. And then I find out

1346
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 5: later that friend A, who was planning the birthday was

1347
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 5: trying to get into the speed dating event that friend B,

1348
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 5: whose birthday it was, also was trying to get into it.

1349
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 5: You're going to get accepted into this event for some reason.

1350
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 5: And friend A moved birthday dinner to birthday lunch because

1351
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 5: she got into the speed dating event that friend B

1352
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 5: birthday friend did not get into. Is this mess?

1353
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 3: What tell us?

1354
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 2: Is this just living mass?

1355
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 3: Mass mass mess? Because one is it? Because my first

1356
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 3: thought is if it's if it's the nightmare I think

1357
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 3: it is. Is the getting in based on looks?

1358
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,359
Speaker 2: Oh you call ugly?

1359
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,600
Speaker 3: Like did they say friend bees doesn't have the face

1360
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 3: for it? And you still are going to go? You

1361
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 3: say you also didn't get in. If your friend says

1362
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 3: that they didn't get in to something because like they

1363
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 3: weren't told they were pretty enough, you can't say you

1364
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 3: got in.

1365
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 2: Do but do you still go?

1366
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 3: If it's far enough away from the house. Maybe, But

1367
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 3: what if you it's speed dating. It's speed dating. What

1368
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 3: if you meet the person that you end up dating

1369
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 3: and then you have this friend where you're like where

1370
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 3: did you meet?

1371
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 2: And you're like, jump, Yeah, it's going to come out

1372
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 2: the lot greater Joe. Now can you pass? Can A

1373
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 2: give it to be because it's Bee's birthday?

1374
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 5: No?

1375
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 2: You you just didn't get accepted.

1376
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not allowed. You just damn that's crazy.

1377
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 2: But you know, you might meet the love of your

1378
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,280
Speaker 2: life at this sp dating event.

1379
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 3: But you can't move. But it's moving your friend's birthday

1380
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 3: dinner for a thing that your friend wanted to do

1381
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 3: but couldn't was not allowed.

1382
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 2: I don't know how is the friend getting in anyway?

1383
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 3: Now, well, I guess the friend who's going to move

1384
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 3: the birthday dinner?

1385
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:06,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my thing is, first of all, it's mess

1386
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 2: to switch the dinner to lunch.

1387
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 3: I don't want a birthday line.

1388
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 2: I don't want a birthday line.

1389
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 3: I was. I was messed the second they said that

1390
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:13,760
Speaker 3: that would hurt my feeling.

1391
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: That's something you do with an agent. I'm going to

1392
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,919
Speaker 1: birthday lunch with an agent with a lawyer.

1393
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 2: I'm not going with my with my mom. Yeah, yeah,

1394
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 2: how dare you?

1395
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 3: You're not celebrating me while the sun's up? That's absolutely not.

1396
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: But the sun is not my girl. You're supposed to

1397
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: be my.

1398
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 3: Friend, that's yeah. I think it's mess all around. One

1399
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 3: with the lunch, two with the fact that it's moving.

1400
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 3: I think it's tacky to move something, like to move

1401
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 3: a thing that you planned for, something you would rather do.

1402
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 3: It's like, no, you you designed this, you created this,

1403
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 3: it's your responsibility. Do you know what I mean? Marie?

1404
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 2: Would you do that?

1405
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 3: Well?

1406
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 2: Would you want to postpone the speed dating to the

1407
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 2: next the next time they do it?

1408
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 3: Would you do that?

1409
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 2: Marie? First of all, I'm not planning anything for a group.

1410
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 5: You know.

1411
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 2: I don't like planning. I'm not a group planner.

1412
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 3: Would you guys go to a speed dating event for

1413
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 3: the story?

1414
00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1415
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 3: You don't.

1416
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need bits? What do you mean why host

1417
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 2: was beginning event?

1418
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1419
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: But you get sixty seconds to find those.

1420
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 3: When I was in Seattle, they were doing speedating in

1421
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,439
Speaker 3: the hotel. I was saying, did you go no? Because

1422
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 3: it was already it was like halfway through when I

1423
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 3: got there. And I was like, what's going on. They're like,

1424
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: you can' join it. The mess up the numbers. It

1425
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 3: was also straight. It was like straight sweet dating. So

1426
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna go. That's the twist. Halfway through they

1427
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 3: throw in a man temptation Island ladies, every man, you

1428
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: swear away, this is gonna go on one day with

1429
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 3: a man and see how they feel. Yeah, I would

1430
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 3: do that.

1431
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 2: The girls are like, what.

1432
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 3: It's like traders, but there's one gay amongst all.

1433
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 2: The I think they've done something that's this before. They

1434
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 2: just got and it got shut down.

1435
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 3: Immediately they did it. I remember when they did it.

1436
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 3: It was it was the bachelorette. Half the men were

1437
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 3: secretly gay, half were straight. And if she picked a

1438
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 3: straight guy, great, you fell in love with the straight guy.

1439
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 3: But if you picked a gay guy, he got like

1440
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,959
Speaker 3: or like money. Yeah, he got money, and she would

1441
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 3: absolutely heartbroken and devastated because she fell in love with

1442
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 3: the gay guy and he and he hated himself because

1443
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 3: he like fucked with this woman for money and it

1444
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 3: was really bad.

1445
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he got all that money. Think of all

1446
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 2: the klarnas he don't have to do. He did that

1447
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 2: for the community.

1448
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? This isn't like two thousand and two

1449
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 3: he won ten thousand dollars and he bought a house

1450
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 3: with it. Yeah, he was he it was a different time.

1451
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 2: He was in a luxury building in New York.

1452
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that he owns. Yeah, he got it on the

1453
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 3: ground floor he bought. He bought a lofton Williamsburg in

1454
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 3: two thousand and two.

1455
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's important to you know,

1456
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: Sidney wo What would you do if that was? Oh,

1457
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: you know, my friends come first, So I would babe,

1458
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: you can't go to the speededating thing. Yeah, I wouldn't go.

1459
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 1: I would be like, yeah, but again, she might meet

1460
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: the love of her life that day. It doesn't matter, girl,

1461
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: not today. You're gonna find something else. It's gonna happen

1462
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: for you. It's just not here and not today, not

1463
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: on my birthday. Let's go, not on my watch, not

1464
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: on my watch, just not happening.

1465
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 3: It's like, to go is one thing I wouldn't even

1466
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 3: tell my friend I got in, do you know what

1467
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 3: I mean? And I would lie and say I rejected.

1468
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: Well, after the lunch, the birthday person is probably like

1469
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 1: what what? What else is on the agenda for today.

1470
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 3: Of course it's your birthday. We just said the tumble

1471
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 3: of the plans. It's the best feeling in the world

1472
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 3: right and.

1473
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: Now friend A is like, I have a thing? What thing?

1474
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? So if you got into something.

1475
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 2: Based on looks, like would you but would you still go?

1476
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 2: But you're assuming it's based on looks?

1477
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 3: What it's dating? What else could be based on?

1478
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: Maybe her personality popped more on the application.

1479
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: She wrote a better essay she sent the legally Blonde videos.

1480
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 3: Okay, if you think that you got in because of

1481
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 3: your act scores, then maybe go. But if you think

1482
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 3: it's based on the look ius, he's not a headshot, Like,

1483
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 3: you can't tell your friend that you got in any data.

1484
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 2: But would you still go even if there's no birthday?

1485
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,439
Speaker 2: Would you go? Just be didding?

1486
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 3: Again, depends on how far it is from a house,

1487
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 3: if you could run into them on the way, if

1488
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 3: it's in the neighborhood, if this is a small town,

1489
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 3: you're going. Don't don't get me, just you know you're going.

1490
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 3: You're absolutely going. Yeah, I'm probably going.

1491
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 2: I don't care.

1492
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care as much. It depends like,

1493
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: did I take a nap, Like, how long is it

1494
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: gonna take me to get ready?

1495
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 3: I don't know, sure, I don't know.

1496
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 2: A lunch is just not sexy.

1497
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 3: I would never do a birthday line.

1498
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: And also this, the person who called in said, uh,

1499
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 1: they asked if it works. It doesn't really but they

1500
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: said yes. So nobody can actually even really make it.

1501
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 2: To the lunch.

1502
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah wait, and you don't like, oh sorry, I manna

1503
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 3: be fifteen minutes late and have to leave it too,

1504
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:31,919
Speaker 3: Like that's everything about that's bad.

1505
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: I hate when people have a heart out, but they

1506
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: show up late the heart out, and I'm never gonna

1507
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: I have a loose in. Yeah, it's really upsetting because

1508
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: it's like a memoir.

1509
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 2: You know that you have to be here at a

1510
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 2: certain time.

1511
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me a long time.

1512
01:01:53,640 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 2: I have anxiety, the.

1513
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: Same thing I do it at shows. I'm like, hey, so, yeah,

1514
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to get up at there at nine.

1515
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: Show starts at a gotta get out at nine'll starts eight.

1516
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to go up early. I'm getting there

1517
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: at eight forty two. I'm like, I have to actually

1518
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 1: be out of here by nine. Shit, yeah, I should.

1519
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: Be on stake.

1520
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 3: I used to make the mistake with my show that

1521
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 3: I run. I used to make the mistake of telling

1522
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 3: people like, well, it starts a seven thirty, but we

1523
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,919
Speaker 3: really started seven forty five. Watch them. Not a single

1524
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 3: person show up to seven fifty five. But it was

1525
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 3: like Heart started seven thirty.

1526
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, doors at seven starts at seven thirty. They're still

1527
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 2: gonna show up.

1528
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 4: At a eight.

1529
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

1530
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: I think you do this long enough and you realize

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Speaker 1: the time that it says it starts is not the

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Speaker 1: time that it starts. It never does, and it's not

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Speaker 1: always because of us. Sometimes the house is not all

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Speaker 1: the way full.

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Speaker 2: But Marie, maybe if you thought that it started on time,

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Speaker 2: you would still you still be latest. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what. We take you as your as

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Speaker 2: you are. You know, I am very lucky.

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Speaker 3: So you deliver once you arrive, that's it.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to go when I get there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So like I'm like, I need time to warm up, No,

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Speaker 2: ready to go from the door. Like with my bag on,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, what's up?

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Speaker 5: What up?

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Speaker 2: Uglies? You broke bitch?

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Speaker 3: Yes here, we need to get you. We need to

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Speaker 3: get you. Hosting a speed dating event like immediately. I

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Speaker 3: think that was I think that would I would.

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Speaker 1: Do it and I would drag them and then they

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Speaker 1: would laugh and they'd be like, oh, I hate skinny

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Speaker 1: black girls.

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Speaker 2: And they'd be like, oh, me too. That's a match.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, matches will go up. Wow.

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Speaker 2: This was fantastic, Jake.

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Speaker 3: This was fun.

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Speaker 2: Jake. Where where can the people follow you?

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Speaker 3: You can follow me at Jake W. Cornell and you

1559
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 3: can check out my tour dates at punch up Dot

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Speaker 3: Live slash Jake Cornell. I'm coming to Provincetown for Provincetown

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Speaker 3: Pride and staying for a week to do shows.

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Speaker 1: There's a there's a guy who owns a duck. You

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Speaker 1: have he has to come to your show. The duck

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Speaker 1: is called Donnie.

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01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 3: I have to message in you want a duck at

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Speaker 3: my show.

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Speaker 2: It has anklet it's a cute it's a cute duck.

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Speaker 2: It won't make a lot of noise, okay, the duck

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Speaker 2: and they don't be on stage and you guys can.

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Speaker 3: Like wait just think me trying to post clips and

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Speaker 3: people being like is there squawking in the last time?

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Speaker 2: Get to go viral. I beg you. It will put

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Speaker 2: you on the map.

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Speaker 1: Brind Duck Heckles Okay, I'm coming to the Median heckled

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Speaker 1: by Duck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm coming to the UK and hopefully Europe in

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Speaker 3: the falls. So get me there.

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Speaker 1: Let people know, you know, maybe what your next big

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Speaker 1: purchases or the next thing you're gonna spend some money on.

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Speaker 2: Before we go.

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Speaker 3: Oh, we're packing light from Mexico City to do some

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Speaker 3: shopping over there. That's going to be. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: be do some close shopping for the summer in Mexico

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Speaker 3: City in a big way.

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Speaker 1: Sidney, what's your next what's the next thing you think

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Speaker 1: you're gonna spend a chunk of change on.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to spend any money. I want to

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Speaker 2: be gifted.

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Speaker 1: So that's my manifesting gifts. Gifting like gifting suites for sid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I deserve gifting sweets for sid.

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Speaker 2: Okay, guys, make sure that you send us your mess

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Speaker 2: and keep reviewing us.

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Speaker 1: And Apple Podcast see you at all the live shows.

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Speaker 7: Bye Boy Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is

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Speaker 7: a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio Podcasts,

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01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 7: created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive

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Speaker 7: produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by

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Speaker 7: Becca Ramos, Edited and mixed by Brian Jeffries. If you

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Speaker 7: would like your messages read on air, please email us

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Speaker 7: at mess Thepodcast at gmail dot com, or call for

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