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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Ted Thibodeau and I'm calling from building Management. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Michael H. This was Michael. Hello Michael. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing today? Fine? Thank you? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I am wonderful. Thank you for very much for asking.

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Speaker 1: I do appreciate that. And I am also calling you

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Speaker 1: with some wonderful news that you're gonna be very happy about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this and not. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you heard where I work, but I am from

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Speaker 1: the company that manages the building that your company is in.

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Speaker 1: Therefore we handle the parking, in the security and all

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Speaker 1: that kind of fun stuff around around the building. You

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Speaker 1: wear a game so alrighty, Yes you have parking with

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Speaker 1: your company? Yes, yeah, I have a I have a card.

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Speaker 1: I get into the garage and I do park every day. Well,

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Speaker 1: and I'm here to tell you that today is to

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Speaker 1: day you can do that car. How do You're not

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Speaker 1: gonna need it anymore? Because we have decided as of tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: when you show up to work, it is going to

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Speaker 1: be all Valet, which is doing Valet parking. You don't

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Speaker 1: even have to worry about parking anymore. It's just more convenient.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, well maybe maybe for you, but not for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want valet parking. I'm happy with

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Speaker 1: the arrangement I have now, I have a good spot.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yes, does my boss know about this? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: everybody has been alerted to the fact that we are

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Speaker 1: going all valet as of tomorrow. Also, the spot that

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Speaker 1: you're currently parking in at the office, that spot, I

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Speaker 1: have to unfortunately tell you, is dead and gown. What

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Speaker 1: what do you mean gone? That's kind of how I

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Speaker 1: describe things when they have been ended. And that parking

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Speaker 1: spot is no more. We are putting a food truck

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Speaker 1: in that spot. Seat and get some lunch. No don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't freaking believe this. Um, I don't want a

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Speaker 1: Valet park Okay, So who do I talk to to

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Speaker 1: get out of this? Because this is not helping me

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Speaker 1: out at all? Right now, every day I'm gonna come

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Speaker 1: down to the garage. I want to go home from work,

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Speaker 1: and then what I gotta hand my ticket to a

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Speaker 1: guy and then I gotta wait ten minutes for him

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Speaker 1: to go get another thing. Oh my goodness, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. That is another thing I needed to tell

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Speaker 1: you about the valet. You said ten minutes. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be more like forty five. Are you shitting me? Unfortunately, no,

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Speaker 1: I am not. So. The whole parking lot is dead gone.

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Speaker 1: That's part of the problem. We're turning into a food court.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna take a wile to get your car, but

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Speaker 1: you can always call down ahead of time. He just

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Speaker 1: playing a little bit ahead. So I'm gonna I'm showing

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Speaker 1: up for work and you're then gonna take my car

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna park it a half an hour away.

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Speaker 1: So I don't even have my carter in the day.

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Speaker 1: What if I need my carter in the day to

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Speaker 1: go out. Sometimes I go out to lunch, Sometimes I

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Speaker 1: need to go run errands. Oh you know what, Actually,

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Speaker 1: I just solved your problem right there. I'm so happy

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Speaker 1: that we talked. What's that I got a big problem

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Speaker 1: with it? Well, you know, I'm sure you're heard me

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Speaker 1: say it about the parking lot downstairs, any barking spot.

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Speaker 1: Both of those things are dead and gone. Now, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry about that. But you had asked what happens

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Speaker 1: if I want to pop out for some lunch or something,

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Speaker 1: and we turned it into a food court, so no

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Speaker 1: no reason to leave. See how it all just works

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Speaker 1: out in that spad. This is bully. I am not

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Speaker 1: valeting my car. I'm not waiting forty five minutes to

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Speaker 1: get my car. This doesn't have I'll quit my job

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Speaker 1: and never come back to your stupid building. Who can

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Speaker 1: I speak to you? You are passionate. You are passionate

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Speaker 1: about this. You are ready to dead and gone your

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Speaker 1: job so you don't have to valet park I thought

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Speaker 1: valet parking was supposed to be convenient, right, Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: if I have an emergency, well, you just gotta plan ahead.

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Speaker 1: You just gotta have head a little bit and you

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Speaker 1: get your car. Do you even know what an emergency is?

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Speaker 1: You can't plan ahead for an emergency? Well I think

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Speaker 1: you can. I mean I check in with myself daily

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Speaker 1: and I will say, hey, I might have a heart

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Speaker 1: attack to day at about two forty five. You're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that you're even a real person who

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Speaker 1: has a job and is allowed to call people and

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Speaker 1: give them this bull. Yeah. Well I understand why you

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Speaker 1: can't believe it that I'm a real person who has

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Speaker 1: this job because I'm not. I don't actually have that job,

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Speaker 1: but I do call people who are living. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your best

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Speaker 1: friend Harves set you up. Are you Are you kidding me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He said that you hate Valet with a passion for whatever.

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Speaker 1: Hey god, he told me it was a joke because

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Speaker 1: I was really about to quit my job The Jewel

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