WEBVTT - Oops All Overrated / Underrated: Indigenous Peoples' Day 2025

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<v Speaker 1>Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special episode of

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<v Speaker 1>elly Zygeist. This is going to be the OOPS All Overrated,

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<v Speaker 1>Underrated and Search History series, featuring some of our favorite

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<v Speaker 1>guests giving some of our favorite opinions from the past

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<v Speaker 1>few months. We'll be checking in with these sporadically. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just mostly silly episodes, full of the the treat part

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<v Speaker 1>of the of the episode, the not about the news

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<v Speaker 1>part of the episode, and yeah, we hope you enjoy them.

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<v Speaker 1>All filler, no killer, I guess you could say. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you have a favorite overrated underrated from the long

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<v Speaker 1>history of the show, My memory doesn't work that well.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you have one from a long time ago,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know in the discorder and the comments and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we can do an all time OOPS All over

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<v Speaker 1>under Search history. Anyways, without first they're ad here they

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<v Speaker 1>are OOPS All Overrated, Underrated and Search History. Bye. We

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<v Speaker 1>ask our guests every day what they think is overrated underrated? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is our chance to get some stuff

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<v Speaker 1>off our chest. You know what I'm saying. Let's start.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we start overrated? Get what's cheesing you off? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Thing's overrated?

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<v Speaker 2>Me?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Who me fucking millionaires man just getting away with it

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<v Speaker 3>all the time, specifically this Steve Balmer, Kawhi Leonard.

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<v Speaker 1>They had this one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Pablo Tore every fucking week now is like truly

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<v Speaker 2>they're calling him the Boogeyman. It feels like the Kendrick

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<v Speaker 2>Drake like beef, but except it's just like upsetting legal

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<v Speaker 2>documents about how pretty allegedly but pretty clearly.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like that. Like that way, I had that same

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<v Speaker 1>thought as he was dropping like his fifth episode where

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, and here's more documentation, because so he found

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<v Speaker 1>out that Steve Bamer like basically did this thing where

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<v Speaker 1>he funneled a huge investment into this company that was

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<v Speaker 1>ended up being a scam nobody allegedly knew was escape

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, and then that money was then paid

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<v Speaker 1>to Kawhi Leonard by that same company for doing nothing

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<v Speaker 1>in order to get around the salary cap because they

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<v Speaker 1>had signed Kawhi Leonard to a salary that was He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>Kawhi Leonard is one of the best players in the NBA,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have this salary cap that makes it so

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<v Speaker 1>no team can just come through like the Yankees and

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<v Speaker 1>just fucking everyone all all the money and so the

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<v Speaker 1>way he got around that was kind of this like

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<v Speaker 1>sloppy thing where I mean, I guess it's not sloppy

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<v Speaker 1>in the sense that we wouldn't have found out about

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<v Speaker 1>it if this company hadn't been.

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<v Speaker 2>And everything becomes public.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then everything becomes public. But he's been going

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<v Speaker 1>through the documents and just finding incriminating piece of evidence

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<v Speaker 1>after incriminating piece of evidence. His fellow billionaire Mark Cuban

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<v Speaker 1>has been defending him, being like, no one would do this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just he's you're wrong, he was scammed, he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know, and then that way he just happened to

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<v Speaker 1>invest money in Kawhi Leonard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it feels like Pablo Torre is actually in the

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<v Speaker 2>beef with Mark Cuban because Mark Cuban says a thing

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<v Speaker 2>and then Pablo Torre is like, I actually have documentation

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<v Speaker 2>that because Mark he was like, right, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like if it happened, then he would have to

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<v Speaker 2>do it this way and maybe like he would probably

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<v Speaker 2>prop up the company, and Probabatory is like, oh, interesting, here's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just that she did exactly that.

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<v Speaker 4>He knows the whole case, and that's why it's really interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>To him just to drip it out because it makes

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<v Speaker 2>everyone look more fucking bad. And also the people that

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<v Speaker 2>defend Steve Balmer look even worse because they're like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>it probably was done this, or maybe it wasn't. Evidence

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<v Speaker 2>out that refutes it, and it just again like sports

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<v Speaker 2>is used like the one thing that people kind of

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<v Speaker 2>feel is like free from like all the fucking chaos

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<v Speaker 2>of the world. But in the era of big money,

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<v Speaker 2>like that's completely gone. And you know, the insanely wealthy

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<v Speaker 2>owner trope has been around forever, but like salary caps

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<v Speaker 2>kept things somewhat under control, especially like in the NBA,

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<v Speaker 2>Like for us, we've been talking about it for the

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<v Speaker 2>last few years. The amount like the parody that exists

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<v Speaker 2>in the NBA is unlike anything I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>It's super fun. It makes yeah, it makes it crazy

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<v Speaker 1>that like the Oklahoma City Thunder, who were like a

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<v Speaker 1>joke team three years ago, just won the championship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right exactly. And then like when you have people

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<v Speaker 2>like Balmer just coming in and sloppily skirting the rules

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<v Speaker 2>like a common CEO, it just like it just it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's really fucking infuriating, and it has nothing to do

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<v Speaker 2>with like the team or whatever, Like I I my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking allegiance to the Lakers. Aside, Like just looking at this,

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<v Speaker 2>it's shows. I think that's what it is. I just

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<v Speaker 2>hate the fact that that entire way of doing business,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, well I'm a billionaire and I have my

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<v Speaker 2>own rules, is just done so blatantly in the in

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<v Speaker 2>people's faces. And now you have a league with the

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<v Speaker 2>NBA where Adam Silver is like not not being as

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<v Speaker 2>unequivocal as I'd like him to be. When he's talking

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<v Speaker 2>about like put like laying the hammer down on people

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<v Speaker 2>who circumvent the cap rules, It's like, are you really

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<v Speaker 2>going to do it? Because Pablo Torre is really making

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<v Speaker 2>it difficult now for the NBA to like not do

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<v Speaker 2>you know, come down seriously on the Clippers. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's cool because he's a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a Politzer Prize winning journalist. He's a podcaster. His

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<v Speaker 1>podcast is you know, once he gets on his previous

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<v Speaker 1>thing that he got into is just the Bill Belichick

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<v Speaker 1>and his twenty two year old girlfriend thing. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a fun thread. And like when he gets on a

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<v Speaker 1>thread like this, it's definitely worth listening because like especially

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<v Speaker 1>with this one. It's a white collar malfeasance at a

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<v Speaker 1>time when literally nobody else is paying attention to that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the authorities are asleep at the wheel, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he's able to like just go in and get

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<v Speaker 1>the low hanging fruit. But for people who don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Bomber is the richest owner in any sport. He's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the richest people in the world. He co

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<v Speaker 1>founded Microsoft with Bill Gates, and they had an episode

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<v Speaker 1>recently just about the parallels between what Microsoft got caught

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<v Speaker 1>doing and then in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and Steve Bomber was the head of the company

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<v Speaker 1>at the time that they were caught doing anti competitive

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<v Speaker 1>stuff blatantly by the US government and like forced to

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's like the one anti monopoly thing that

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<v Speaker 1>has happened that like really the government pushed back on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how blatant they were being. Best detail I learned

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<v Speaker 1>over the past week is because I think it's easy

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<v Speaker 1>to lose sight of like how much money was at

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<v Speaker 1>stake here, So Kiletter do not to do twenty million

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<v Speaker 1>dollars I think from this company to do nothing twenty

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<v Speaker 1>eight I think, yeah, okay, twenty Eighth, he's getting paid

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<v Speaker 1>more by this company to do nothing. Then he's getting

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<v Speaker 1>paid by New Balance for being their face. They're the

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<v Speaker 1>face of New Balance, Yeah, face of their basketball thing

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<v Speaker 1>like like, which was a huge Like the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>they New Balance got Kawhi Leonard was wilder that we

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<v Speaker 1>were like, whoa, Like, that's a huge get for them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like an amazing amount of value. The idea that

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<v Speaker 1>this company would just pay him for doing nothing just yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems very unrealistic anyways, It's it's just it's just.

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<v Speaker 6>Wild to think.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like he's the face of a brand for X

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<v Speaker 2>amount of money, but then he can get more money

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<v Speaker 2>to literally just do nothing. Because again it's it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's not that he was ever doing anything with

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<v Speaker 2>this company.

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<v Speaker 1>They were just funneling money to him. But yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is not abnormal for Steve Balmer, obviously as the head

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<v Speaker 1>of Microsoft who previously got caught doing anti competitive things,

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<v Speaker 1>but also just like billionaires, as we keep talking about

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<v Speaker 1>on this show, like it is what they do. They

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<v Speaker 1>rewrite the history. It's very important to America's ethos and

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<v Speaker 1>the American zeitgeist to believe that these are remarkable people

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<v Speaker 1>who are doing things with like creative normal brain power. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're amazing brain power. And then you know, so they

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<v Speaker 1>rewrite these biographies where they like started everything from a

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<v Speaker 1>garage and all this bullshit, and then you actually look

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<v Speaker 1>at the reporting and it's just they find loopholes and

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<v Speaker 1>exploit loopholes is what they do. And they are predatory

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<v Speaker 1>and will do whatever it takes to make a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of money.

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<v Speaker 2>Leen or whatever whatever their fucking worldview is. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just Pablo Tory, God bless Yeah, shout out to

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<v Speaker 2>fucking keep turning the heat up on the league because

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<v Speaker 2>that would be the next scandal, is if the NBA.

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<v Speaker 1>Just kind of THEBA just looks the other way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because again, like you said, Bombers so fucking wealthy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like he could buy the league if he wanted to,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean, Like it's just like he's

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<v Speaker 3>his that's just looming over everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what is something you think is underrated?

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<v Speaker 7>Underrated? Deer crossing signs?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the little sign with the little deer doing

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<v Speaker 2>like a little hot hop.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, my husband hit a deer on his from work

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<v Speaker 7>on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>What did deer say? To him, fuck you bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>Car?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, oh okay, so, uh yeah, it was late at night,

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<v Speaker 8>no deer crossing signs, even though it definitely needs it

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<v Speaker 8>for the area we're in, but came out of nowhere?

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<v Speaker 8>Did damage left the deer's okay, we didn't find the body.

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<v Speaker 7>We're not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Exchange information and check in after.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm pretty sure that deer didn't have insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>And the way he fucking ran out of there, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to God.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know this show, you know, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>be progressive, but that's I feel like all deers, no

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<v Speaker 2>deer has right every time.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't like to paint everyone with the same brush,

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<v Speaker 2>but they never have insurance.

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<v Speaker 6>Ever.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I have to register to kill a deer, so

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<v Speaker 7>why don't they have to register for exist?

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<v Speaker 4>See?

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is God. We need someone who takes

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<v Speaker 2>this shits here.

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<v Speaker 7>Need a registry for all deers.

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<v Speaker 4>How fucked up? Did the car get? Uh?

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<v Speaker 7>Not great? We're having it towed either today or tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Like, couldn't you be driven any further?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, but it was fortunate it was very close to

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<v Speaker 8>our house, so and my husband's fine. All that but

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<v Speaker 8>we don't know about the car just yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn, it was a long time to ask if your

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<v Speaker 1>husband's fine, the extent that we didn't even do it.

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<v Speaker 4>I made a joke about how I punched a deer.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say the deer crossing sign, like, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to have a sign representing deer, like they have

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<v Speaker 1>to be happy with that one. That is like the

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jordan's silhouette, like the Jordan silhouette of like it

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<v Speaker 1>is so mysticletic and majestic. It's like springing forward in

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<v Speaker 1>a way that like I feel like they have to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 7>And I'm pretty sure like they're antler sized. They were

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<v Speaker 7>very gracious with antler sizes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah they were.

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<v Speaker 2>See this is why are they getting all the preferential

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<v Speaker 2>treatment in society. This is what I'm now I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, like if you look at the moose crossing like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at a moose crossing one, it's all like

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<v Speaker 1>hunched over, it looks drunk, whereas like the deer is like.

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<v Speaker 8>Like l elf one is pretty majestic looking and yeah

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<v Speaker 8>because elk towards here and oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah hel yo that ants.

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<v Speaker 8>But I wouldn't want to be sucked up by an

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<v Speaker 8>elk that that would take most cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my rankings, I still like deer than elk moose,

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<v Speaker 2>But a moose is like it looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it definitely evokes moose. It's communicated. I guess it

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<v Speaker 1>just like tells us what we think of moose. Like

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like, yeah, I'm seeing some that are a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit better, but the one I'm first looking at

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<v Speaker 1>it just looks drunk like it just like watch this

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<v Speaker 1>asshole are pretty hammered. You can just assume.

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<v Speaker 7>They're angry too. But I'd rather have like these instead

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<v Speaker 7>of like impressionist paintings of animals for crossing, because you

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<v Speaker 7>have no idea what you're going to get.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, for sure. Too much.

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<v Speaker 2>There's there's too much that someone can interpret it differently.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I don't know, could be like a horse, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>whimsical horse with some kind of hairdo.

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<v Speaker 7>Or a hunchback horse.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they should give like the when it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the walking cross sign, like you can you can

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<v Speaker 1>walk now. That'd be cool if like they may us

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<v Speaker 1>look athletic and cool as hell instead of just like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like they would you want just the very

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<v Speaker 1>stiff We don't get the swag. I don't what do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to I'm not the artist here, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>cruising the Pelican brief. Yeah he's no, he's not Pelican brief.

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<v Speaker 1>He's what's the one, yeah briefcase?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah exactly. Just now there goes a man.

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<v Speaker 8>I want the woman like on the truck flaps like

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<v Speaker 8>the woman that sits like yeah, I want that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and but what's that communicating? Ladies? You can now

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<v Speaker 4>lay in the crosswalk?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you want an insurance payment? Just lay here?

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<v Speaker 4>But not near deer because they don't have insurance.

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, they'll trample you.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck Bambi and the child the slow children sign. That

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<v Speaker 1>child looks like he's up to something.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, there's a slow children thing that's not just

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<v Speaker 2>like a far side thing like children. Yeah, oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking of.

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<v Speaker 7>The good yeah slow chill.

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember that was that was like slow children? Whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so mean?

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<v Speaker 2>What that means?

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<v Speaker 7>Call in one area?

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<v Speaker 1>Slow children? But they're strong, Okay, they've got good they've

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<v Speaker 1>got good leaping ability.

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<v Speaker 4>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, there's the one for like the girl coded figure

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<v Speaker 2>for a slow children play, but the head of like

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<v Speaker 2>the girl, it has like a ponytail, but it looks

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<v Speaker 2>like just one of those like Japanese kendama things like

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<v Speaker 2>right here. Oh yeah, anyway, George Washington ribbon.

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<v Speaker 1>She's also like being dragged by the boy one yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, come on, come on, we'll make it.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll make it, make it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry, kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Slippery ragging her into traffic.

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<v Speaker 7>One less ky came out there, children at.

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<v Speaker 1>Play dragging each other into traffic. What is something you

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<v Speaker 1>think is underrated?

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<v Speaker 9>Underrated? Okay, this is really dumb. But for years and

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<v Speaker 9>years and years I have been driving around without a

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<v Speaker 9>phone holder in my car. Uh huh, and I just

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<v Speaker 9>got I just got one. And we're not talking about

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<v Speaker 9>these things enough.

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<v Speaker 10>It's amazes, Oh my god. Like literally, I want to say,

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<v Speaker 10>the last time I had one was probably six ish

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<v Speaker 10>more than five years ago, maybe even significantly more so.

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<v Speaker 9>It really is the type of thing where I'm like, wow,

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<v Speaker 9>I I literally have the fuck that. The other day

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<v Speaker 9>driver is like, my phone's right, there's just right there it.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my god. So anyway, I think those little piece

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<v Speaker 9>of plastic are pretty underrated.

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<v Speaker 1>Prior to that you were just driving around with it

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<v Speaker 1>in front of your face, with holding it up in

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<v Speaker 1>front of your face.

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<v Speaker 2>An exact same spot where the holder would be.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and I had a couple of phones. I have

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<v Speaker 9>the Android item all I had like a real Goldberg machine,

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<v Speaker 9>et Pro dash cam, all of it. Yea, But now

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<v Speaker 9>I just have the one holder. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, always a boxing glove and a that's connected to

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<v Speaker 1>a wheel somehow.

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<v Speaker 4>Like on a plunger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sure that like skins for it and kicks something.

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<v Speaker 9>Usually I'm usually driving down Banana Peel Lane.

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<v Speaker 1>And is it a phone holder that connects into the

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<v Speaker 1>air conditioning vent.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, but it is also one that has enough space

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<v Speaker 9>so that it it's like I can still feel the

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<v Speaker 9>air from that vent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it. Sounds like you got a good one out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got you search Reddit you search read it

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<v Speaker 2>to figure out what's one to get?

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<v Speaker 9>No, that one, I just took that one. I just

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<v Speaker 9>took a stab in the dard because I think what

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<v Speaker 9>I think what I happened was the phone foul or something.

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<v Speaker 9>I was like, let me just get one of these

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<v Speaker 9>fucking things right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you were doing the search on a broken phone.

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<v Speaker 1>From the Falling.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah exactly, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, phone holder for a car, and then you just

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<v Speaker 1>hit the unfeeling lucky. But that's not even a thing anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>don't Yeah, do they even have nothing? Oh no, they do.

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<v Speaker 1>They do.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, I'm gonna do right now, still own holder for

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<v Speaker 2>car and guess what, assholes at Google. I'm feeling fucking lucky. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it just fucking feeling. It doesn't even give I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>realize what it does. It just sends you to what

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<v Speaker 2>sends you to the top results. Oh yeah, that sent

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<v Speaker 2>me straight to Amazon.

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<v Speaker 9>Amazing, amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>They should I feel like they should be like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>feeling really lucky and like you hit that and you

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<v Speaker 1>just like get the thing whatever they want to send you.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just like, yeah, I bought that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put Tame and Paula tickets refresh. I'm feeling lucky.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go. Just send me straight to fucking Ticketmaster.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, are good friends at Ticketmaster. What is

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<v Speaker 1>something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

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<v Speaker 11>Well to keep talking about the Star Wars prequels because

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<v Speaker 11>I need to just plug this star as.

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<v Speaker 4>Much as possible.

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<v Speaker 11>But I did search for this. And I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 11>why I searched for Palpatine's lightsaber color because I have

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<v Speaker 11>been brainstorming a list of possible like drinks beverages for

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<v Speaker 11>the venues that we're performing at to like kind of

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<v Speaker 11>create a special drinks menu for our show. And so

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<v Speaker 11>I was like, oh, a Palpatini and it should be

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<v Speaker 11>read because of Palpatine means lightsaber color being red. And

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<v Speaker 11>then here, let me just pull up the list of

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<v Speaker 11>other drinks I've crafted. Uh, you know, listeners and and

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<v Speaker 11>and Jack and Moore, you're welcome to to riff on

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<v Speaker 11>this as well. Let's see the qui gon gin and tonic.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean unbeataful. That's beautiful, A.

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<v Speaker 11>Darth vodka and cranberry or any vodka.

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<v Speaker 4>Dark Father.

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<v Speaker 1>So that actually worked, does it?

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<v Speaker 7>Really?

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<v Speaker 11>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>It's vader that that's a like apocryphal thing. People were like,

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<v Speaker 1>and actually everybody would have known that his name that

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<v Speaker 1>he was actually looks father if you knew the German

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<v Speaker 1>translated to dark Father, and then you actually look it

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<v Speaker 1>up and it like doesn't mean ship, it doesn't translate.

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<v Speaker 11>Just like yeah, that just I think that's a joke

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<v Speaker 11>from like Pitch Perfect where Anna Kendrick is like Vader

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<v Speaker 11>means father in German, so obviously, but the important thing

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<v Speaker 11>here also so is that the vodka that should be

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<v Speaker 11>used should be Anakin sky Walker vodka.

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<v Speaker 1>Having some fun.

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<v Speaker 11>Now we're having fun. And then of course there's also

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<v Speaker 11>and then this is where things get a little bad

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<v Speaker 11>obi one canoe beer.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sorry, did you say this is where things

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<v Speaker 1>get brilliant? Perfect?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 11>Sorry I misspoke? And then finally, mace wine do wine?

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<v Speaker 4>Do?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like it's I'm going to get some mountain dew

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<v Speaker 1>in there? Do I? Is it a mixture of wine

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<v Speaker 1>and mountain.

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<v Speaker 11>Wine plus a Cabernet savignon plus mountain dew? Actually, that

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<v Speaker 11>sounds kind of good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in I have seventeen years sober.

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<v Speaker 12>I will relapse on that if.

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<v Speaker 1>You make it.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, sorry, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it relapsing if you just injected directly into my veins?

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<v Speaker 1>But it doesn't like I don't have to drink it.

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<v Speaker 1>It just goes right into my veins. That's probably fine, right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeahs is fun? Those are great? And are do you

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<v Speaker 1>do you think that you're gonna get cooperation from the venues?

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<v Speaker 11>I hope so, I emailed all of them and said like,

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<v Speaker 11>here's my brilliant menu. Do with it what you will,

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<v Speaker 11>and if they don't do it, that's their loss. They're

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<v Speaker 11>they're they're losing out on millions of dollars that they

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<v Speaker 11>would have generated at our show.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I'm told millions part of my ignorance. But I

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<v Speaker 12>did have to look up Palpatine. I can't believe his

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<v Speaker 12>name's not.

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<v Speaker 11>Jiz He he looks Yeah, all right, he's not doing

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<v Speaker 11>he's not doing great now.

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<v Speaker 1>He seems bad. All the people, all the forced people

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<v Speaker 1>seem bad, like you would think that all the power.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, this is the best feeling. It feels so good,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're just like dying like the whole time. They

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<v Speaker 1>just look like absolute shit, which does seem to also

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<v Speaker 1>be what happens to people who just embrace concern a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of politics. They look like ship, but they also

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<v Speaker 1>live forever. They also have force lightning powers. They have

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<v Speaker 1>fingers lightning that comes out of their fingers.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, they should call they should call whatever disease bandon.

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<v Speaker 12>Steve Bannon has the Palpatine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he's got some. He's Palpatine in big time.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, well, your skin melts and you never die.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Guy's been drinking a couple of Palpatini's about

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<v Speaker 1>to look at his nose. You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I know what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>What is something you think is overrated? Kyle?

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<v Speaker 13>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Those I can cuss? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Hell yes, those fucking believe ds not that one.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate you believe videos so much. I hate them.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate them. I can't tell when they're satire or not.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think they're helpful. Maybe I'm wrong and too

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<v Speaker 4>closed off and too like, uh pessimistic about it, but

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<v Speaker 4>ultimately I'm just like, who's the who's It's just to me,

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's like, uh, musical chairs for a bigot. Who's

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<v Speaker 4>the fastest bigot? Not even fastest quickest? And then they

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<v Speaker 4>come in and there every one of them is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>will you ever change your mind? And that person goes no,

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<v Speaker 4>and then they're like, all right, we should talk over

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<v Speaker 4>each other for a minute, right, which is pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 14>Have you seen Yaser Lester's thing that he photoshopped him

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<v Speaker 14>in the surrounded background and he was like one light

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<v Speaker 14>skinned n word versus a bunch of white conservatives.

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<v Speaker 7>But they don't know I got a gun on me.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I would.

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<v Speaker 4>Watch that, so I really and it's something that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not happy to admit I find unhelpful because maybe it

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<v Speaker 4>is just me closing myself off and it feels like

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<v Speaker 4>a very sort of like, I don't know, I feel

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<v Speaker 4>very pessimistic to be like, I find these wildly unhelpful,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm sure I'm very open to being incorrect about it,

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<v Speaker 4>but god, I have never seen a clip of them

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<v Speaker 4>and thought this helped anyone at all, except everyone could

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<v Speaker 4>sit at home and be like, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he told him. Both sides are getting like are

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<v Speaker 1>being like yeah, exactly, Yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Another launch where everyone feels right.

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<v Speaker 14>I think like I watched a lot of the like

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<v Speaker 14>political commentators online, and I think they helped me with

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<v Speaker 14>talking points. So in terms of like understanding talking points

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<v Speaker 14>or history, then I'm like, okay, like I didn't know

0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:16.560
<v Speaker 14>about that or like this other argument or whatever. But

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<v Speaker 14>I also think that the people involved are like very

0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:23.040
<v Speaker 14>happy to debate, and I'm like unhappy to debate in that.

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:25.560
<v Speaker 14>I think in that I think we shouldn't have to

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<v Speaker 14>fucking debate human rights, you know what I mean. So

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<v Speaker 14>I think that that's the part where I'm like, Okay,

0:24:31.880 --> 0:24:34.320
<v Speaker 14>this is a bit self indulgent in that, yeah, like

0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:37.920
<v Speaker 14>maybe it'll help more people like understand like the history

0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:40.320
<v Speaker 14>of the talking points, like the politics of it all,

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<v Speaker 14>but also like we're not super changing any minds on there,

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<v Speaker 14>and it does give these fascists a platform, Like now

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<v Speaker 14>I know some of the faces of these fascists, and

0:24:51.280 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 14>but people are.

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<v Speaker 4>Just submitting to being fascist. And I find it to

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<v Speaker 4>be like you were saying, the what we have normalized.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate saying stuff like normalized. I hate you know

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<v Speaker 4>what I mean, you feel crazy using what we have

0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:05.240
<v Speaker 4>allowed to be the normal debate is so far outside

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<v Speaker 4>of what is like reasonable or or.

0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:11.200
<v Speaker 7>Or anything like Hitler debates.

0:25:11.640 --> 0:25:14.800
<v Speaker 4>Right, We're not debating like an allocation of taxes in

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:17.520
<v Speaker 4>a community versus near a city or something where you're like,

0:25:17.800 --> 0:25:21.520
<v Speaker 4>I could you know, we're we're allowing equal footing to

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:25.679
<v Speaker 4>such there is an objectively correct and incorrect answer that

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:28.119
<v Speaker 4>we're allowing people to talk about like there isn't and

0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:31.159
<v Speaker 4>it involves people being alive, and then someone's monetizing it,

0:25:31.200 --> 0:25:35.159
<v Speaker 4>of course, But it's just I am maybe I just

0:25:35.240 --> 0:25:38.000
<v Speaker 4>want to get booked on one I don't know. I'm tired.

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:40.440
<v Speaker 4>What's overrated? This YouTube show that won't book me.

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<v Speaker 1>On the clip of this, and Kyle has been we

0:25:47.640 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>had to restraint get a restraining order against.

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<v Speaker 14>As We're like, wow, we were really unsure of which

0:25:56.320 --> 0:25:58.000
<v Speaker 14>side Kyle it was on this whole time.

0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:03.919
<v Speaker 1>Kyle said, please let me.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't do the work. It's one of the It

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<v Speaker 4>was one of the things I felt a little bit

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:09.960
<v Speaker 4>guilty about feeling is overrated, if that makes sense. But

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just sort of like it makes me I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think we are. It doesn't feel healthy. It doesn't feel healthy,

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:18.720
<v Speaker 4>and it feels like you you make you think something

0:26:18.800 --> 0:26:21.560
<v Speaker 4>is equal if you are giving it a platform like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like it's it feels like it comes from the

0:26:24.280 --> 0:26:28.000
<v Speaker 1>same place as people being like, what, we don't need

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:33.000
<v Speaker 1>moderators on Reddit because like this is free speech and

0:26:33.040 --> 0:26:35.199
<v Speaker 1>then you just like get shouted down by like thirty

0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:40.439
<v Speaker 1>fascists and it's it does. I think it helps my

0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:46.119
<v Speaker 1>visual imagination for like what fascists can look like.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I was gonna say, now, okay.

0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:50.359
<v Speaker 1>They do have glasses like that.

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 7>I'm like, it's your local NB barista.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it certainly is.

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<v Speaker 4>That has been a jarring discovery is a mute not

0:26:59.359 --> 0:27:02.280
<v Speaker 4>knowing who believe what has been a tough thing to

0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 4>come to right where it used to be, you know,

0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:07.280
<v Speaker 4>on mute, I know who's got a tiki torch?

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Right exactly? They all kind of all those tiki torch

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:14.840
<v Speaker 1>guys looked like I would expect people caring tiki torches

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:20.080
<v Speaker 1>to look like, and now they look like Hawaian. Yeah exactly.

0:27:20.400 --> 0:27:23.719
<v Speaker 1>They wouldn't appropriate, right, they look they look like the

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:27.040
<v Speaker 1>stars of sitcoms that had like special we go to

0:27:27.119 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Hawaii episodes from like the nineteenth fifty, yeah, you know.

0:27:31.760 --> 0:27:33.680
<v Speaker 4>Wanted to go on vacation. They're like, we're actually having

0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:34.720
<v Speaker 4>a nice story arc here.

0:27:35.200 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they hipsters can be fascist too frequently they are,

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:43.200
<v Speaker 1>according to Jubilee videos. That's that's what I've learned.

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<v Speaker 14>I also I also can't tell like I understand what

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:49.840
<v Speaker 14>you mean by like not normalizing it or like wanting

0:27:49.840 --> 0:27:53.159
<v Speaker 14>people to have shame. But also like as a brown person,

0:27:53.400 --> 0:27:56.520
<v Speaker 14>like I would rather know what people actually believe in

0:27:56.520 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 14>their hearts. And I've had interpersonal experiences where I where

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:03.960
<v Speaker 14>somebody's fully switched up on me and I'm like, okay,

0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:06.680
<v Speaker 14>so that's in my neighborhood. That's good. Like I would

0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:10.159
<v Speaker 14>rather fucking know you know, yeah, sure do you like

0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:11.439
<v Speaker 14>hate watch them?

0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:14.199
<v Speaker 4>I have really really tried to cut out of my

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:18.439
<v Speaker 4>life doing that with things. But it's sometimes they really

0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:20.439
<v Speaker 4>you know, a certain back and like the one that

0:28:20.560 --> 0:28:22.440
<v Speaker 4>was just the guy going yeah, I'm a fascist, Yeah

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:26.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm aist. You can't avoid that. And so I saw, Yes,

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:27.520
<v Speaker 4>I saw a lot of clip from his clips from

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.200
<v Speaker 4>his of the various people, but especially.

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 7>Telling him to go leave, like yeah, you.

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 4>Just sort of like, I don't know, maybe I just

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 4>but I mean.

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:39.400
<v Speaker 14>He kind of has a similar view because he was

0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:41.960
<v Speaker 14>saying like when one of them was like, yeah, I'm

0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 14>a fascist, he's like stopped.

0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 7>K He's like, I don't have conversations with fascist. He

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 7>just like.

0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 4>Appreciated that I have. So I commend the people who

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:53.800
<v Speaker 4>can sit there and do that. And I just I

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 4>think rationing, Oh, ultimately, I feel guilt about the amount

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 4>of concern you do and what you cut out and

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 4>what you're aware of and things like that all the time.

0:29:03.560 --> 0:29:05.880
<v Speaker 4>And then I'm also trying to like take care of

0:29:05.920 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 4>myself in a physical and manner and you're just like

0:29:09.920 --> 0:29:12.480
<v Speaker 4>it's crazy to small picture and big picture yourself through

0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 4>all of this. It's very difficult thing to balance.

0:29:15.560 --> 0:29:18.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did like and this is probably a bad

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:22.120
<v Speaker 1>thing that this is what gave me like hope was

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 1>that the guy who he was like, oh, I don't

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:26.840
<v Speaker 1>debate with fascist fascists? Are you a fascist? And he

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:30.680
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, a fascist and like started like ugly

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 1>laughing they are. Yeah. He got fired from his job

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 1>and like I was like, oh, so there's like still

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>some institutions.

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.240
<v Speaker 14>Then he started to go fund me where he raised

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 14>like a fuck ton of money for.

0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Being a fascist that's true, which is.

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:47.320
<v Speaker 14>Like that isn't That's the thing where I'm like, this

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 14>is encouraging people to like try to become like influencers

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 14>and like make politics content. And that's that's the part

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:57.040
<v Speaker 14>that I'm like, if you don't fucking know or you're

0:29:57.080 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 14>a bad person, just stay out.

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 4>Like there is something it seems like that is a

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 4>new It's like a quick quicker than going on a

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:05.479
<v Speaker 4>dating reality show or The Bachelor or something is to

0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:08.720
<v Speaker 4>go and go viral in a jubilee moment and launch

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:10.560
<v Speaker 4>yourself into something that's right.

0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I do want to like see what the process is

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:16.440
<v Speaker 1>for like putting those rooms together. Like where are they going?

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Like is it what pool are they fishing from?

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 4>You know, they're going to these They're going to these

0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:24.640
<v Speaker 4>cities that uh, fascists and Republicans love to live in

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 4>that they say they hate, right, they like.

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 14>They're also influencers before, Like a lot of them are,

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 14>like to the other people who said, yeah, a lot

0:30:34.480 --> 0:30:37.880
<v Speaker 14>of them have either been like worked for Jubilee. Like

0:30:37.920 --> 0:30:40.560
<v Speaker 14>some of the people are like picked by Jubilee multiple times.

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 14>Some of them are like podcast hosts or something like

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 14>some of them are already like they'll take Dane Kyle.

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>There might be a chance.

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, one guy keeps trying to do movie puns. He

0:30:57.760 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 4>keeps saying the wolf of Wally Street in the Jubilee

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 4>video about order control. I do appreciate all it is

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:11.360
<v Speaker 4>just it's such an odd feeling for me, and I

0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:14.280
<v Speaker 4>don't know what it is about them that feels bad

0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:17.239
<v Speaker 4>and weird and it feels terrible. Yeah, you do, but

0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:20.080
<v Speaker 4>there is something to like it's just like jarring. You

0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 4>just never thought you would see people be like, yeah, dude,

0:31:23.360 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm a fascist. You never think you'd see someone say that.

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 4>But then it's like it's so normal now. I guess

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:29.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:32.320
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, I'm like, honestly, I think the moment of political

0:31:32.360 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 14>shock I had was the twenty sixteen election, and like

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 14>I had an experience just like that SNL moment where

0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:40.239
<v Speaker 14>like Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle were like, yeah, this

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 14>is what America is, and all the white people were

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 14>like what because I was with like my white friends

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:45.960
<v Speaker 14>and we were all freaked out. And then I like

0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:47.400
<v Speaker 14>later in the night, I was like out of mic

0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 14>where it was like a lot of black people and

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 14>they were like laughing and they were like, yeah, this

0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 14>is just normal for America.

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 7>So since then, I haven't been shocked. Yeah. I haven't

0:31:56.120 --> 0:31:58.320
<v Speaker 7>been shocked at anything honestly since then.

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:02.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, shock is hard to have. Yeah, you just it's

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:04.680
<v Speaker 4>weird that I let myself continually have disappointment.

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's beautiful though, let's get disappointed. Yeah,

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:19.800
<v Speaker 1>it proves that there's like some hope inside. Yeah, what

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:22.080
<v Speaker 1>is something from your search history that's revealing better who

0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:22.360
<v Speaker 1>you are?

0:32:22.840 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 4>All right?

0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 15>This is this is revealing about who I am in

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 15>multiple ways, which is that I remembered I had a

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 15>memory of tweeting something about how the xenomorpho is really

0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.080
<v Speaker 15>just a huge wasp that can't stop drooling.

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>But then yeah, like it drools a lot, Like it's

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:44.120
<v Speaker 1>okay in a way that like any other thing that

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 1>drools that much, you'd be like, that thing is.

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 4>Stupid, it's sick, all right.

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:51.080
<v Speaker 15>So here here's the train of thought that I think

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 15>actually tells everyone literally everything you might conceivably want to

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:58.800
<v Speaker 15>know about me, which is I have a memory of

0:32:58.840 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 15>this because I I basically was like someone else made

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 15>a sort of similar joke on some social media and

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 15>I was like, I already did that, and then I

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:08.840
<v Speaker 15>looked for it and I couldn't find it. So that

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:12.240
<v Speaker 15>was my search history as Andrew t Zeno morphlass, and.

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't find it. Did I.

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 4>Did?

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:22.000
<v Speaker 15>I just think this? And so I don't know. I

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:24.360
<v Speaker 15>genuinely don't know. It seems like it's not there. But

0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:26.360
<v Speaker 15>I also deleted most of my tweets at some point.

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 15>Maybe it was in the deleted batch of tweets.

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, go get me in trouble.

0:33:32.680 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 14>With.

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:38.480
<v Speaker 15>All of those movies have some very serious characters saying

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:42.400
<v Speaker 15>a nearly completely perfect organism.

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 4>I have to tell you it's only an okay organist.

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:49.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can get you can get rid of that

0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 2>second mouth, yeah, second mouth, theol Yeah, yeah.

0:33:55.120 --> 0:34:00.200
<v Speaker 15>It's fucking It can't reproduce unless a fucking like a

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 15>certain number of humanoids look at its eggs.

0:34:03.880 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like stare at its eggs with their mouth open.

0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 4>Plan? Is that for propagating your sleep?

0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't if it wanted to bring people in, if

0:34:17.480 --> 0:34:20.839
<v Speaker 1>that was its strategy, right, Like, think about like a

0:34:20.920 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>flower that wants to reproduce, so it's brightly colored, it's

0:34:25.160 --> 0:34:29.200
<v Speaker 1>like it looks fucking so hot to bumblebees. Like bumble

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:31.120
<v Speaker 1>bees are like, oh yeah, I want to fuck that thing,

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:33.920
<v Speaker 1>or like you know, they or it looks delicious to

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 1>other things. Well there is one that looks like something

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:41.319
<v Speaker 1>that I forget which insect it is, but then to

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 1>fuck it.

0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:43.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah all right, well that's fine.

0:34:43.719 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>But anyways, like this one is on a scary ass

0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 1>planet that you know, like just not does not It's.

0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:58.600
<v Speaker 15>Created mist and eerie blue lights, and it looks like

0:34:58.640 --> 0:34:59.880
<v Speaker 15>a fucking like demon.

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:02.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you see that, You're like hell no, yeah, why

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:03.799
<v Speaker 2>would you look at that?

0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like they really need some they need to up

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:09.200
<v Speaker 1>their game. In terms of even if.

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, it's just that so many things have to go

0:35:12.040 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 15>perfectly for one baby to be born, and that I

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:17.400
<v Speaker 15>think is not such.

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:20.040
<v Speaker 4>A good plan perfect evolutionarily speaking.

0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>And also when it runs, it's like not that yeah,

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:25.840
<v Speaker 1>like when it so when it pops out of that

0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:31.520
<v Speaker 1>motherfucker's stomach spoiler alert for people managed to miss that whole.

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:34.560
<v Speaker 4>I saw Senator Cassidy's testimony.

0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 1>And it runs out. It doesn't run that like, it's

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 1>like just like it's just like kind of scampers out

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 1>like in a way that's you know, kind of well.

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:43.279
<v Speaker 1>Some of these are answered in.

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 15>Alien Earth Jack. Then they hit series on FX it uh,

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:51.920
<v Speaker 15>they show more of the zoomorph in between, which is

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:53.080
<v Speaker 15>why this came up for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone was talking about Alien Earth and I was like.

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<v Speaker 15>Hold up, I already made this sick ass joke, and

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<v Speaker 15>I just think I'm suing.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't make this. The sick ass joke is what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's any perfect, perfectly scary thing. Unfortunately that doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>it perfect for reproduction and survivor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's gorgeous.

0:36:17.000 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Nature's the pinnacle of nature's achievement.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, what the fuck are you.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking about, Yeah, because there is also like the conceit

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<v Speaker 1>is that everybody wants to use it as a weapon,

0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just yeah, it would be the worst weapon

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 1>to turn on you so fast. You heard of just

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:40.600
<v Speaker 1>a better gun if you really want.

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<v Speaker 4>To pretty spooky guns in here, man, Yeah.

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:50.240
<v Speaker 1>It's not even the best gun in the like spaceship area.

0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 1>What did it even look like? Would it be like

0:36:52.320 --> 0:36:57.240
<v Speaker 1>the car you know in Gouni's data has the vest

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 1>where like a punching like a thought single pops out

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:04.239
<v Speaker 1>of would that be like just have a xenomorph that

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>like pops out of a container, Like how are you

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:10.520
<v Speaker 1>going to weaponize that? You open your vest and then

0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 1>as xenomorp pops out of your chest and.

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<v Speaker 15>Like yeah, every every time they've tried to depict that

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.880
<v Speaker 15>on screen as the xenomorph being a quote unquote perfect weapon,

0:37:20.520 --> 0:37:24.200
<v Speaker 15>all it does is kill some quite a lot of

0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:25.760
<v Speaker 15>the people in the area.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't do anything that.

0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:30.919
<v Speaker 15>A fucking like cruise missile couldn't do a billion times more.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have the technology for interplanetary travel, I'd imagine

0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:38.319
<v Speaker 2>your weapons might be better than just unleashing it.

0:37:38.680 --> 0:37:42.520
<v Speaker 15>Truly, monster, But I'm so sorry, but like, yeah, I'm

0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 15>just like putting a big bug in the in the

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:48.239
<v Speaker 15>house cannot be the best way to do this.

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:51.680
<v Speaker 1>It's like the equivalent of like putting some bees under

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:54.880
<v Speaker 1>some door and then like walking away giggling yourself.

0:37:56.200 --> 0:37:58.359
<v Speaker 2>And then they're like I was on vacation, I came home.

0:37:58.440 --> 0:37:59.600
<v Speaker 2>There's like three dead bees, and.

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:04.839
<v Speaker 1>The bees killed a bunch of stuff. Right, Why would

0:38:04.880 --> 0:38:05.680
<v Speaker 1>you do that? Man?

0:38:06.080 --> 0:38:07.880
<v Speaker 2>It's such an insane way to kill people.

0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 1>If everybody stays inside this house, who we want to

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:14.920
<v Speaker 1>stay inside this house? We're in business. There's just too.

0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 4>Many variables, too many variables. I don't like it. You

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:18.920
<v Speaker 4>don't want to go back.

0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:22.279
<v Speaker 1>And on the house, Yeah, bad idea.

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:24.359
<v Speaker 15>Do you ever want to use that spaceship for your

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:26.440
<v Speaker 15>own No? You just want to kill some of the

0:38:26.480 --> 0:38:29.400
<v Speaker 15>people in it? Real scarily okay, like still.

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:34.000
<v Speaker 1>At the ancient like using an ASP as a weapon? Yeah,

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 1>version of weapons. Unleash the ASP on Cleopatra.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh your city with scorpions?

0:38:45.320 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 4>Like what do you?

0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:49.400
<v Speaker 15>I just I listen. I get that it's a monster.

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<v Speaker 15>I just think the underlying research imperative seems shaky at best.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, monster can't even close its fucking mouth. Yeah, what

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 1>is something from your search history that's revealing about who

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:03.279
<v Speaker 1>you are?

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<v Speaker 7>Wow, that's so kind of you to ask, Jack.

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<v Speaker 16>Funny that you bring that up, because my actual last

0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:16.200
<v Speaker 16>Google search was what is the newest research about octopuses

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 16>being sentient? And so then I got on a a

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 16>deep dive on that and I will be publishing a

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 16>substack later today with your findings some of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, do you like eating octopus?

0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 16>And well I was raised on it, my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Housing octopus right now, everybody.

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:40.080
<v Speaker 4>All over her face.

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:42.600
<v Speaker 7>Still something I've come to.

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<v Speaker 16>That's all very sad, confusing sort of reckoning that I

0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:48.759
<v Speaker 16>have to be honest with myself about because I come

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:51.240
<v Speaker 16>from a diving family, so I've eaten it my whole

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:52.239
<v Speaker 16>life quite a bit.

0:39:52.920 --> 0:39:56.279
<v Speaker 1>And diving not like competitive pool diving, but.

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<v Speaker 16>Diving in the ocean, and like catching their diving.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah all that.

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<v Speaker 16>No, Actually, Jack, I'm very sorry to correct you, but

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 16>the correct nomenclature at this time has been changed back

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 16>to octopuses, not like OCTOPI like when we were taught

0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:13.879
<v Speaker 16>when we were young.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, just correct, both of you. I said catching octopus

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:23.400
<v Speaker 1>like catching fish instead of fishes. So you're both wrong,

0:40:23.719 --> 0:40:24.799
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I.

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 16>Can see where you were going with that.

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 1>One fish is a word, No, I mean fishes in

0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:36.640
<v Speaker 1>terms of the present. Yeah, I got a lot of

0:40:36.640 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 1>table it's nine eleven, all right, it's yeah, you're you

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:40.040
<v Speaker 1>gotta give me a break.

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 4>But you can't blame it all nine eleven.

0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't blame it all on nine eleven. But it

0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:44.680
<v Speaker 1>certainly didn't help Miles.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so then are you so now you're a little

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:49.879
<v Speaker 2>bit because I feel the same way because everything every

0:40:49.920 --> 0:40:53.080
<v Speaker 2>time you see a documentary or something about an octopus, like,

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:55.720
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, they're fucking there.

0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 4>They know, they know.

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<v Speaker 16>Apparently they're sentient, and they can recognize faces. They're extremely intelligent.

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:07.319
<v Speaker 16>They can edit their own social which is the pea

0:41:07.400 --> 0:41:11.680
<v Speaker 16>cursor to editing their own DNA, and so like, you know,

0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 16>there's all this new research coming out about it, and

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:15.799
<v Speaker 16>it's basically to me, I'm like, oh my god, it's

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:17.520
<v Speaker 16>like eating a dog, and I just don't feel like

0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:20.399
<v Speaker 16>it's ethical, even though you know, I eat cows, which

0:41:20.440 --> 0:41:23.239
<v Speaker 16>I do feel guilty about every day as well, even

0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 16>though I don't foresee stopping.

0:41:25.160 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 2>But you're an athletic specimen. You gotta keep you got

0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 2>to pack in the protest.

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:32.799
<v Speaker 16>I am a carnivore, but I'm deciding I'm making an

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 16>executive decision. I think to stop eating octopus going forward.

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, octopus is so such is so prevalent in like

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Japanese food too, that like I was raised eating like takoyaki,

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:47.360
<v Speaker 2>which is like first ball thing, or like taco wassa,

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:49.920
<v Speaker 2>which is like what like wassa be root with like

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:53.080
<v Speaker 2>raw octopus. It's like a really good little side thing.

0:41:53.880 --> 0:41:56.000
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, every time I like see that, it is

0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 2>just sort of like co fuck.

0:41:58.440 --> 0:42:01.799
<v Speaker 16>But I've noticed I'm varying of guilt inside me like

0:42:01.840 --> 0:42:04.319
<v Speaker 16>the last year or so. And you know, I am

0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:08.000
<v Speaker 16>very very addicted to TikTok, so I'm really in taking

0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:10.920
<v Speaker 16>a lot of info at all time. Good good, So

0:42:10.960 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 16>I just had to make the decision.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Well, I mean they sound more advanced than

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:20.040
<v Speaker 1>like the DNA RNA. Yeah, like that sounds I don't

0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:24.120
<v Speaker 1>like I've tried that before. It hasn't totally worked out

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:26.880
<v Speaker 1>the ability to edit my own DNA and RNA just

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:31.920
<v Speaker 1>with sheer tyranny of will. So that's pretty pretty impressive.

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 1>They don't they don't live long lives. I've long had

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 1>this theory that octopus, octopi, octopuses, octopuces, octopises would be

0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:47.759
<v Speaker 1>way more advanced if like they they they would run

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:51.600
<v Speaker 1>the globe and be like waging wars and or not,

0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, just being cool. But like they, we would

0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:59.520
<v Speaker 1>work for octopuses if they just had longer lifespans.

0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:03.239
<v Speaker 16>Well, well, there also have been discovering new species and

0:43:03.320 --> 0:43:07.120
<v Speaker 16>are saying that there are many other octopus species that

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:12.320
<v Speaker 16>we haven't even discovered yet, and that they are possibly

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:19.040
<v Speaker 16>linked to our own evolutionary us. Maybe I don't know,

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:23.880
<v Speaker 16>or extraterrestrial we'll see. At the risk of the listeners

0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 16>thinking I'm a.

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Total quack, yeah, they would never, they would never. No, No,

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:33.440
<v Speaker 1>you're goaded, You're gods with the sauce, Like.

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:36.919
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, I'm some odd special. I only found out I'm

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 16>autistic six months ago. But it explains a lot, Like

0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:44.840
<v Speaker 16>I mean, I like, my whole life really makes sense now,

0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 16>Like I mean, I'm like, I complain now, I have

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:49.120
<v Speaker 16>so much stuff to do, and then I spent like

0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 16>all morning like just researching about octopus.

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Why I don't know. No, that's the info you needed

0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:59.399
<v Speaker 1>what I needed, I guess what is something you think

0:43:59.480 --> 0:44:01.919
<v Speaker 1>is over efficiency.

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:04.640
<v Speaker 17>I think I spent a time, a lot of time

0:44:04.719 --> 0:44:08.360
<v Speaker 17>studying algorithms, studying how people optimize for things, and I

0:44:08.400 --> 0:44:10.279
<v Speaker 17>don't think that's where we find meaning. And things like

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:13.680
<v Speaker 17>uber eats, like delivering something straight to your doorstep. You

0:44:13.680 --> 0:44:16.879
<v Speaker 17>don't experience the friction that makes life feel worth living.

0:44:16.880 --> 0:44:18.360
<v Speaker 17>You don't bump into your friend in the street, you

0:44:18.360 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 17>don't interact with your local community. The efficiency of algorithms

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 17>and how everything is streamlined in society is kind of

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:24.120
<v Speaker 17>boring to me.

0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, unless you're yeah, unless you hate running

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 2>into people you went to high school with in public

0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:31.800
<v Speaker 2>when you're high and you just want to get taco

0:44:31.840 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 2>bell just just quietly, there's.

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 4>A time employece Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I always found people to be an impediment to the

0:44:39.520 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 1>efficiency of commerce, and so yeah, that's why I'm really

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 1>excited about this new direction that our society has taken.

0:44:46.960 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 1>This This actually gets to kind of my first question

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:53.920
<v Speaker 1>for you is just you know, the difference between I

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 1>feel like you did a post on like quant speak

0:44:59.000 --> 0:45:02.840
<v Speaker 1>and like how the language of efficiency is sort of

0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:06.320
<v Speaker 1>bleeding in. Like I one example that I've noticed I

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:09.240
<v Speaker 1>don't know if this would be categorized the same in yearbook,

0:45:09.280 --> 0:45:13.239
<v Speaker 1>but like the phrase replacement level is a thing that

0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I've like from the world of sports analytics, which is

0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:20.160
<v Speaker 1>just like, yeah, they're like an average player, but it

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:24.440
<v Speaker 1>like adds this sort of dark fascist like Thomas the

0:45:24.520 --> 0:45:30.560
<v Speaker 1>tank engine thing, where like everybody is just replaceable in CHANGEABI. Yeah, yeah,

0:45:30.600 --> 0:45:34.480
<v Speaker 1>people as commodities. Like so I do I notice that

0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:38.200
<v Speaker 1>as a as a newish trend sort of vying with

0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:42.319
<v Speaker 1>the more broad trends of like language. It seems too

0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:48.400
<v Speaker 1>historically and even modern like today feel it's like a

0:45:48.440 --> 0:45:52.520
<v Speaker 1>democratic phenomenon. It's like not top down and it's you know,

0:45:52.640 --> 0:45:57.720
<v Speaker 1>it comes from like teenagers or like frequently persecuted minority groups,

0:45:58.120 --> 0:46:03.360
<v Speaker 1>and like it's a way for people without officially sanctioned

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:07.240
<v Speaker 1>power to like weird wield their creativity and like power,

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 1>which is I think beautiful. And that's what you see

0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:14.840
<v Speaker 1>with a lot of these linguistic trends that scare people online.

0:46:15.080 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 1>But then yeah, I do see also, you know, whether

0:46:19.320 --> 0:46:22.480
<v Speaker 1>it be the world of like you know, like analytics

0:46:22.480 --> 0:46:26.560
<v Speaker 1>people are stat people, or just like the corporate world,

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:29.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, creating these new phrases I feel like that's

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:33.080
<v Speaker 1>sort of an interesting like dark and light side battle

0:46:33.360 --> 0:46:37.120
<v Speaker 1>that we see in linguistics happening all the time. Do

0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:38.760
<v Speaker 1>you think about it that way at all?

0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:39.600
<v Speaker 6>That's so interesting?

0:46:39.680 --> 0:46:39.719
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 17>I think there's each community always finds the best way

0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:45.319
<v Speaker 17>to speak for that community, and it changes as the

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:46.000
<v Speaker 17>vibe changes.

0:46:46.040 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 4>Again, I think the vibe is important here.

0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:50.920
<v Speaker 17>It's very probably true that since the moneyball era started,

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:54.279
<v Speaker 17>the sports language has gotten more about like quantifying things,

0:46:54.320 --> 0:46:56.320
<v Speaker 17>and you're talking more about things like RBIs than you

0:46:56.400 --> 0:46:59.160
<v Speaker 17>used to. Probably people care about stats a lot more.

0:46:59.320 --> 0:47:03.120
<v Speaker 17>I think as communities have shared values, language emerges to

0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:05.560
<v Speaker 17>reflect those values. So the video you were referencing was

0:47:05.600 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 17>about how math nerds and cs people kind of find

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:12.160
<v Speaker 17>streamline optimized ways of communicating. I think that's definitely true,

0:47:12.200 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 17>because their goal is to find efficient ways, maybe mathematically,

0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:20.120
<v Speaker 17>to express things. Same things happening with middle schoolers right.

0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:23.319
<v Speaker 17>Middle schoolers are just vibing in that they are using

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:26.560
<v Speaker 17>language to connect with other middle schoolers, to differentiate their

0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:29.319
<v Speaker 17>identity from adults. And that distinction between top down and

0:47:29.320 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 17>bottom up is kind of constant that we always impose

0:47:33.160 --> 0:47:36.080
<v Speaker 17>like a layer, like through dictionaries or through formal rules

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:37.680
<v Speaker 17>of what language is supposed to be, but then in

0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 17>reality that doesn't fit onto everybody, and then different communities

0:47:40.680 --> 0:47:42.320
<v Speaker 17>find their own ways of expressing themselves.

0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:45.919
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, I feel like, I mean it's a fit.

0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:46.200
<v Speaker 4>Right.

0:47:46.239 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 1>They're trying to find the most efficient way to communicate,

0:47:49.280 --> 0:47:52.759
<v Speaker 1>but they're also trying to make each other laugh and

0:47:52.800 --> 0:47:57.839
<v Speaker 1>trying to impress people, you know. And like there's this

0:47:57.960 --> 0:48:01.480
<v Speaker 1>book about the evolution of birds and the role of

0:48:01.560 --> 0:48:04.600
<v Speaker 1>beauty and like how birds evolved, and so like, you know,

0:48:04.640 --> 0:48:08.680
<v Speaker 1>we tend to think of, you know, the way evolution

0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:12.280
<v Speaker 1>works and as like the survival of the fittest being,

0:48:12.400 --> 0:48:15.680
<v Speaker 1>like you know, it's just everything is a something that

0:48:15.760 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 1>was evolved to like feed or like defeat or dominate

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:21.439
<v Speaker 1>the other side. And it's like, you know, a lot

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:24.279
<v Speaker 1>of the stuff that birds have evolved to do is

0:48:24.360 --> 0:48:26.799
<v Speaker 1>just to be like beautiful in a way that is

0:48:26.880 --> 0:48:29.880
<v Speaker 1>like attract some other mate, you know. And so I

0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:33.879
<v Speaker 1>feel like, similarly, in language, you have how to most

0:48:34.280 --> 0:48:37.120
<v Speaker 1>efficiently communicate your meaning, but also how to do so

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:40.000
<v Speaker 1>in a way that is just like fun, you know,

0:48:40.280 --> 0:48:42.839
<v Speaker 1>and like makes people laugh and makes people impressed by

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:44.600
<v Speaker 1>your creativity a little bit.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, I don't think everything is about efficiency, right. I

0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 17>think it can also be you're joking, you're kind of

0:48:51.760 --> 0:48:54.280
<v Speaker 17>trying to communicate that your chill or laid back those

0:48:54.360 --> 0:48:56.399
<v Speaker 17>things aren't efficient. If you're being efficient, that it isn't

0:48:56.560 --> 0:48:58.960
<v Speaker 17>chill or laid back. And I don't know, like surper communities,

0:48:59.040 --> 0:49:01.359
<v Speaker 17>like we'll talk differently than the quants, you know, because

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:02.880
<v Speaker 17>they have a different goal in mind, they have a

0:49:02.880 --> 0:49:05.120
<v Speaker 17>different vibe of how they're approaching language.

0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does feel like teenagers, Like how we experience

0:49:11.040 --> 0:49:14.839
<v Speaker 1>language being spoken by teenagers today and then how we

0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 1>actually use language tho was spoken by teenagers in years

0:49:17.960 --> 0:49:22.040
<v Speaker 1>past is like kind of you know, people don't realize

0:49:22.080 --> 0:49:25.719
<v Speaker 1>how much of our modern dialect is just created by

0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:28.920
<v Speaker 1>sort of younger people. Or you know, I've heard people

0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:32.640
<v Speaker 1>talk about upspeak being a thing that was started by

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:36.160
<v Speaker 1>teen girls and criticized and criticized and criticized, and until

0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:38.760
<v Speaker 1>the people criticizing it, we're also doing it with upspeak.

0:49:38.960 --> 0:49:42.239
<v Speaker 1>You know, how do you like it is that sort

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:47.120
<v Speaker 1>of a constant in your study of like how language evolves,

0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:50.640
<v Speaker 1>or also like persecuted minority groups like and you.

0:49:50.600 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 17>See you seem to really know what's happening that it

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 17>often does come out of these minority groups because they

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:59.600
<v Speaker 17>have the biggest reason to defy the hierarchical imposition of language,

0:49:59.600 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 17>because that's not their version of language. The language that's

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:05.080
<v Speaker 17>being imposed is like the super straight, white old man

0:50:05.160 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 17>version of language. So minority groups women, they're going to

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:10.640
<v Speaker 17>want to eventually talk different than than they do, and

0:50:10.680 --> 0:50:13.160
<v Speaker 17>then they're kind of scrutinized by these other people. Except

0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:15.839
<v Speaker 17>these young people and the marginalized communities are the ones

0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:18.239
<v Speaker 17>that are actually generating the new language. And sometimes that

0:50:18.360 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 17>leaks into the mainstream, and then it gets adopted, and

0:50:20.160 --> 0:50:23.960
<v Speaker 17>then it gets institutionalized, and then we once again forget

0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:26.440
<v Speaker 17>like that it came from that group. This is a

0:50:26.600 --> 0:50:28.840
<v Speaker 17>time honored process that we see over and over again.

0:50:28.880 --> 0:50:31.440
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, you seem to really have a good graph

0:50:31.440 --> 0:50:31.640
<v Speaker 4>of that.

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<v Speaker 17>I think we have a tendency to call things brain

0:50:33.880 --> 0:50:37.200
<v Speaker 17>rot right, and the idea that words are bad for

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:39.680
<v Speaker 17>your brain, it's kind of funny. I think brain rod

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 17>is also a meme aesthetic, and to be fair, the

0:50:42.960 --> 0:50:45.200
<v Speaker 17>words that are spreading right now fit into that meme

0:50:45.239 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 17>aesthetic really well. And the aesthetic is like pointing back

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:49.880
<v Speaker 17>to the algorithm and how the algorithm is bad for

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:51.720
<v Speaker 17>our brains. And these words are coming from the algorithm.

0:50:51.800 --> 0:50:55.160
<v Speaker 17>Riskyvide ohio do bai, chocolate, labubu macha. You know, all

0:50:56.280 --> 0:50:58.640
<v Speaker 17>of those are memes brought to us by the algorithm.

0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:01.120
<v Speaker 17>And the words are funny because they're like algorithmic words.

0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:03.080
<v Speaker 17>But I don't think the words themselves are bad. But

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 17>you know, we do have this tendency to call language bad,

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:07.719
<v Speaker 17>and we've been doing it time and time again. And

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:09.400
<v Speaker 17>you go back to the nineteen hundreds and there are

0:51:09.440 --> 0:51:12.480
<v Speaker 17>articles about people like being upset at words that we

0:51:12.560 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 17>now find normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, I wonder too, like if it's kind of

0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, we we sort of speak the same way,

0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 2>especially as kids, because you're referencing something in pop culture

0:51:22.040 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 2>or like sort of in group as like young people,

0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:24.560
<v Speaker 2>this is like.

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:26.640
<v Speaker 4>A shared experience or value.

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:29.040
<v Speaker 2>And I wonder too, because, like I was trying to think, like,

0:51:29.080 --> 0:51:31.399
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck was I saying? That would have even

0:51:31.400 --> 0:51:34.759
<v Speaker 2>been perceived as brain rot quote unquote, like because again

0:51:34.800 --> 0:51:37.759
<v Speaker 2>this is all generationally cyclical, where the like they go.

0:51:37.920 --> 0:51:40.200
<v Speaker 4>What are the kids talking about these days?

0:51:40.560 --> 0:51:43.319
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I wonder too, because like in the

0:51:43.360 --> 0:51:47.640
<v Speaker 2>eighties and nineties, there was really a very limited amount

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:50.719
<v Speaker 2>of content movies, TV that sort of a lot of

0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:52.799
<v Speaker 2>people were experiencing at the same time. But with the

0:51:52.840 --> 0:51:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Internet it becomes so much more specific that suddenly like

0:51:56.680 --> 0:52:00.800
<v Speaker 2>everyone knows Ace Ventura or everyone knows the budwe or frogs.

0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:01.440
<v Speaker 4>So being like.

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Or saying like still do that to this day, yeah, same.

0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Or alrighty, then is again the same way we were

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:12.040
<v Speaker 2>just saying some dumb shit because it's from this thing

0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:14.120
<v Speaker 2>you like, not because you're like that's the way I talk.

0:52:14.200 --> 0:52:16.399
<v Speaker 2>You're like, we're saying the thing from the thing we

0:52:16.520 --> 0:52:20.839
<v Speaker 2>like that Now because there's so many different like sort

0:52:20.880 --> 0:52:24.480
<v Speaker 2>of inputs for like what that what can affect someone's

0:52:24.520 --> 0:52:26.319
<v Speaker 2>language or the kind of content that they have an

0:52:26.320 --> 0:52:29.360
<v Speaker 2>affinity for, that's that Now it's like people are like, well,

0:52:29.360 --> 0:52:31.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know fucking skimmity of toilet, So what the

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:33.160
<v Speaker 2>fuck is skimmity toilet?

0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:33.279
<v Speaker 15>You?

0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:33.360
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.440
<v Speaker 17>Literally, I think you is a really a good point

0:52:35.480 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 17>about like media and the role that media plays and

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 17>our adoption of slang, and it's always been based on

0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:42.840
<v Speaker 17>what we're consuming. So when hip hop in the nineties

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 17>was influencing language, people would say things like fo shizzle

0:52:45.880 --> 0:52:50.920
<v Speaker 17>and then to when you know movies were influencing culture people,

0:52:50.920 --> 0:52:53.719
<v Speaker 17>it's you know, was up you know the millennials lange

0:52:53.760 --> 0:52:55.960
<v Speaker 17>that doesn't really stick around. Some of it does stick around,

0:52:55.960 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 17>you know, words like cool emerge from minority communities and

0:52:59.000 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 17>now just like a part of wuage, but vine. I

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:04.480
<v Speaker 17>think in twenty fourteen people were saying things like bay

0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:07.320
<v Speaker 17>fam on fleek way more. Sometimes those are still around,

0:53:07.719 --> 0:53:10.080
<v Speaker 17>but I think largely they were a fad in the

0:53:10.120 --> 0:53:14.120
<v Speaker 17>general population. And uh, same thing is happening now with TikTok.

0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:15.680
<v Speaker 17>Some of the words are going to stick around.

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:16.000
<v Speaker 4>Some of them aren't.

0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I also wonder if they're having to like if

0:53:20.160 --> 0:53:23.840
<v Speaker 1>we're seeing this moment of exploding you know, slang that

0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:29.680
<v Speaker 1>is like kind of extra inscrutable because everybody, like the

0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:32.000
<v Speaker 1>as Miles as you were talking about, like what were

0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:35.640
<v Speaker 1>the words that we said to like define ourselves away

0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:39.319
<v Speaker 1>from like previous generations. It was a lot of like swearing, right,

0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:42.719
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, you know just this day, yeah, terrible, terrible, No.

0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:45.960
<v Speaker 1>But now the fucking president like swears and like the

0:53:46.040 --> 0:53:48.400
<v Speaker 1>vice pread you know, they're constantly swearing. So like I

0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:52.160
<v Speaker 1>feel like you need new tools that aren't just the

0:53:52.400 --> 0:53:55.839
<v Speaker 1>standard old tools of like saying bad words, but like

0:53:55.920 --> 0:53:59.359
<v Speaker 1>you have to like create your own sort of aggressive

0:53:59.440 --> 0:54:03.520
<v Speaker 1>words that like won't be used by the president, you

0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:05.799
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Yeah, I wonder if that that

0:54:05.960 --> 0:54:08.959
<v Speaker 1>is pushing the young people to like have to get

0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 1>extra creative and like create new ways of speaking because

0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 1>literally everybody.

0:54:14.920 --> 0:54:16.360
<v Speaker 4>Says everything's on the table.

0:54:16.440 --> 0:54:19.839
<v Speaker 17>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're kind of right that like absurdism

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:22.880
<v Speaker 17>is the only option here, and the importance of identity

0:54:22.960 --> 0:54:26.480
<v Speaker 17>formation because young people are always trying to build a

0:54:26.520 --> 0:54:29.600
<v Speaker 17>shared identity for themselves that's different from the identity of adults,

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:31.120
<v Speaker 17>because they're trying to figure out who they are in

0:54:31.160 --> 0:54:31.560
<v Speaker 17>the world.

0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:32.239
<v Speaker 4>That's normal.

0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:33.799
<v Speaker 17>That's why young people are always the ones that are

0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:36.040
<v Speaker 17>coming up with slang, whereas old people have a crystallized

0:54:36.040 --> 0:54:38.239
<v Speaker 17>idea of who they are and what language is. But

0:54:38.440 --> 0:54:40.799
<v Speaker 17>in a world where I think things are overly structured,

0:54:40.840 --> 0:54:44.040
<v Speaker 17>like through algorithms which force feed us like the content

0:54:44.080 --> 0:54:47.320
<v Speaker 17>that makes them money, and through like I think society

0:54:47.360 --> 0:54:51.160
<v Speaker 17>is structuring things a lot more. But at the same time,

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:53.920
<v Speaker 17>we have this uncertainty about what's going on, and then

0:54:53.960 --> 0:54:55.919
<v Speaker 17>we turn to absurdism in the same way. I think

0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:58.200
<v Speaker 17>you're right to point out da daism in like the

0:54:58.280 --> 0:55:00.680
<v Speaker 17>nineteen tens. I think that's a really good analogy. There

0:55:00.760 --> 0:55:02.960
<v Speaker 17>was a kind of that period of uncertainty going on

0:55:03.000 --> 0:55:03.560
<v Speaker 17>as well.

0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what is something from your search history that's revealing

0:55:14.719 --> 0:55:15.520
<v Speaker 1>about who you are?

0:55:16.080 --> 0:55:19.280
<v Speaker 4>I just so this is always kind of a mirror

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:21.320
<v Speaker 4>that you hold up to yourself when you do this segment.

0:55:21.400 --> 0:55:23.520
<v Speaker 4>But the last thing I had searched was are there

0:55:23.560 --> 0:55:27.759
<v Speaker 4>any laws about headlights? Reddit? So I just simply don't

0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:30.319
<v Speaker 4>know if there's any laws about how bright headlights are

0:55:30.360 --> 0:55:33.520
<v Speaker 4>allowed to be, is anyone allowed to do anything? Some

0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:36.640
<v Speaker 4>of them are so upsettingly bright. And I was just

0:55:36.760 --> 0:55:39.200
<v Speaker 4>in North Carolina, which is what made me search this,

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:41.759
<v Speaker 4>because all the headlights there are at all the truck

0:55:41.840 --> 0:55:44.120
<v Speaker 4>it's all trucks there, and it seems like people lift

0:55:44.160 --> 0:55:47.040
<v Speaker 4>their truck to what I like to call toddler blind

0:55:47.040 --> 0:55:51.600
<v Speaker 4>spot inches high, and so every single truck is like

0:55:51.640 --> 0:55:53.520
<v Speaker 4>they're like, I just see my truck. It's just high

0:55:53.600 --> 0:55:55.360
<v Speaker 4>enough to where I could clip the top of a

0:55:55.400 --> 0:55:57.000
<v Speaker 4>skull if it was learning to walk.

0:55:58.880 --> 0:55:59.360
<v Speaker 7>Predator.

0:55:59.600 --> 0:56:04.279
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dodge ram is actually the two verbs kids need

0:56:04.320 --> 0:56:11.040
<v Speaker 4>around and so I'm like, I'm in a regular human

0:56:11.080 --> 0:56:14.080
<v Speaker 4>rental car being followed by a truck and I cannot

0:56:14.080 --> 0:56:16.520
<v Speaker 4>see and I can't and so I didn't search it

0:56:16.560 --> 0:56:19.560
<v Speaker 4>while driving, but I do think it's it's actually illegal

0:56:19.560 --> 0:56:21.759
<v Speaker 4>there to not be on your phone. Water are we

0:56:22.520 --> 0:56:26.239
<v Speaker 4>are there any laws for headlights? And did you find out?

0:56:26.360 --> 0:56:29.919
<v Speaker 1>Like? Are there? Because I really had the thought just

0:56:30.320 --> 0:56:35.279
<v Speaker 1>search this, started searching it clipped A toddler had to

0:56:35.320 --> 0:56:37.520
<v Speaker 1>stop and pretend throw my phone out the window so

0:56:37.560 --> 0:56:39.120
<v Speaker 1>that nobody toddler.

0:56:38.800 --> 0:56:40.479
<v Speaker 4>Sounds like those parents exploiting their.

0:56:40.440 --> 0:56:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Kids a toddler.

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<v Speaker 14>I thought that the rule about tail lights was you

0:56:45.760 --> 0:56:48.160
<v Speaker 14>aren't allowed to have them or not have them if

0:56:48.160 --> 0:56:49.600
<v Speaker 14>you're black, Like I thought that.

0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Was the thing, right, that's right tail lights.

0:56:52.280 --> 0:56:54.480
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, well that part of the internet's banned in

0:56:54.520 --> 0:56:57.080
<v Speaker 4>North Carolina. The answers to that, you're actually not allowed

0:56:57.120 --> 0:57:00.600
<v Speaker 4>to access black part of the internet, the part that

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:01.719
<v Speaker 4>could help a minority.

0:57:01.840 --> 0:57:03.720
<v Speaker 1>It's like square in China.

0:57:03.800 --> 0:57:07.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It was no definitive answer

0:57:07.880 --> 0:57:09.680
<v Speaker 4>and honestly hard to read because I was in a

0:57:09.719 --> 0:57:11.759
<v Speaker 4>hotel and yet again, headlights outside were so bright.

0:57:11.800 --> 0:57:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I can't deal with it, And what are we doing

0:57:16.040 --> 0:57:17.640
<v Speaker 1>National Lampoon's Christmas vacation.

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:21.480
<v Speaker 7>When you first started this, I was like, oh god,

0:57:21.560 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 7>we are old.

0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:25.400
<v Speaker 4>Like, yeah, oh, what's the oldest I've ever felt?

0:57:25.800 --> 0:57:28.320
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, but it makes sense. I get really upset when

0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:29.520
<v Speaker 14>restaurants are too dim.

0:57:29.560 --> 0:57:29.760
<v Speaker 4>Now.

0:57:29.840 --> 0:57:32.640
<v Speaker 14>I'm like, these fucking guys. They think that we can't

0:57:32.760 --> 0:57:33.960
<v Speaker 14>read the menu in here.

0:57:34.160 --> 0:57:37.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh I just ate at a restaurant down street from me.

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:40.160
<v Speaker 4>I say, just it was it was a long time ago,

0:57:40.360 --> 0:57:42.840
<v Speaker 4>a month ago, but the guy pulled it. It was

0:57:42.880 --> 0:57:44.520
<v Speaker 4>so dim. The guy pulled his phone out to read

0:57:44.520 --> 0:57:47.000
<v Speaker 4>the menu and then just never turned the flashlight off

0:57:47.080 --> 0:57:48.800
<v Speaker 4>the rest of his time in the restaurant.

0:57:49.120 --> 0:57:51.320
<v Speaker 7>He was trying to help the rest of the restaurant.

0:57:51.440 --> 0:57:53.800
<v Speaker 4>It was like he had a little disco ball on

0:57:53.880 --> 0:57:55.880
<v Speaker 4>his table at any given moment that might blind you

0:57:56.080 --> 0:57:56.720
<v Speaker 4>or might help you.

0:57:57.080 --> 0:58:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you had dinner with my father. That's it's been nice,

0:58:02.040 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I said.

0:58:03.120 --> 0:58:04.919
<v Speaker 4>But I have no idea about headlights. I still don't

0:58:04.920 --> 0:58:05.400
<v Speaker 4>know the answer.

0:58:05.560 --> 0:58:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Can we leave that up to the States?

0:58:08.720 --> 0:58:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I wish we wouldn't, because I feel like something bad

0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:13.480
<v Speaker 1>is going to happen. I know.

0:58:13.560 --> 0:58:15.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't like telling people. I'm either pro light or

0:58:15.880 --> 0:58:16.680
<v Speaker 4>pro choice, But.

0:58:16.920 --> 0:58:19.480
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, headlights are gonna only can only be dimmed by

0:58:19.520 --> 0:58:20.520
<v Speaker 14>the corpse of a child.

0:58:20.960 --> 0:58:24.320
<v Speaker 4>You know, you could put a windshield wiper on there

0:58:24.400 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 4>to get thin hair off of it after you run

0:58:27.120 --> 0:58:31.400
<v Speaker 4>a kid over it. Big wheel out of a truck.

0:58:31.600 --> 0:58:37.320
<v Speaker 7>I forgot how dark. I forgot how dark your company is?

0:58:37.360 --> 0:58:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Like why I forgot?

0:58:38.480 --> 0:58:39.920
<v Speaker 4>Every time I see one of these trucks, I'm like,

0:58:39.960 --> 0:58:41.840
<v Speaker 4>they're going to run over the kid from the Incredibles

0:58:41.920 --> 0:58:43.840
<v Speaker 4>that was in his driveway. That's what this looks like

0:58:43.920 --> 0:58:44.120
<v Speaker 4>to me.

0:58:44.880 --> 0:58:47.680
<v Speaker 14>I just realized, I know why there aren't like creepy

0:58:47.800 --> 0:58:50.960
<v Speaker 14>kids on bikes anymore, and they all are like throwbacks

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<v Speaker 14>to the eighties.

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<v Speaker 7>They've all been wiped out.

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<v Speaker 4>So why it takes so long for them to make

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<v Speaker 4>a new season a stranger thing? They let the kids

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<v Speaker 4>grow out of the blind spot, I know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like people always talk about how yeah, but if it's

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<v Speaker 1>like super bright, it's kind of like this arms race

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<v Speaker 1>that's happening with the size of cars, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>like also a part of that where like the size

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<v Speaker 1>of cars, the people inside the car are safer, is

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<v Speaker 1>everyone outside the car that's like less safe because.

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<v Speaker 4>Once again we're talking about and square. They were very

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<v Speaker 4>safe in the tank. Inside the tank, yeah, but historically

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<v Speaker 4>out of it. I was always worried about the people

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<v Speaker 4>inside the tank when I saw that bit, but apparently

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<v Speaker 4>they were fine. It was that guy holding his groceries

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<v Speaker 4>that but yeah, and then like super bright lights, it's like, well,

0:59:38.080 --> 0:59:40.760
<v Speaker 4>nobody's gonna run into you, and it's like, well they

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<v Speaker 4>can't see, so they might run into other things. And

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<v Speaker 4>it's like not you though, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>Like it just has this like weird prisoner's dilemma, like

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<v Speaker 4>zero something that's happening.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a trolley problem where you invented the track, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, talk problem, except they're like, is there a way

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<v Speaker 4>I can run over some them, back up, change direction

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<v Speaker 4>than run over the one guy? All so I could

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<v Speaker 4>try and save a little bit on taxes in my mind, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, trying to research this, like headlights are too bright,

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<v Speaker 1>but US experts say they're not bright enough on Reddit

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<v Speaker 1>the first one, brightness isn't the issue. I'm like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well I've checked out. It's it's actually the direction that

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<v Speaker 1>you and my brain shuts down, like I can't I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear that I was not.

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<v Speaker 4>And I just got a little, great, little more angry

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<v Speaker 4>about the Internet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right, my underrated uh Mad's Michelson's desire to

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<v Speaker 1>be like held down slash tied up just any any So,

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<v Speaker 1>as you I've talked about before, my uh probably my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite thing I wrote back in the Cracked days was

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<v Speaker 1>this article about actors who kind of like to do

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing in every movie. Tom Cruise likes to run,

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<v Speaker 1>Brad Pitt likes to eat, John Cusack likes to get

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in the rain, and the the ultimate. Tom Hanks

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<v Speaker 1>love to pee and he loves in a movie. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just obsessed with the idea of like how that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just obsessed with the idea of watching people pee.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Internet's amazing because you can find so many

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<v Speaker 1>videos of it, just like how that happens? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>a note from the actor? But anyways, somebody on Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>who goes by v i z l a g F

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter posted a super cut of Mad's Michelson like

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<v Speaker 1>being tied up or tied down, or like held down

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<v Speaker 1>or tying somebody else down, And it's just there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot to go off of.

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<v Speaker 3>It's why does he have a boner in all.

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<v Speaker 1>These shots too? So the projects are polar The Starvation

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<v Speaker 1>Hannibal Bitch Better Have My Money music video he's in

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<v Speaker 1>there being tied up exit Casino Royale, Unit one valhallarizing

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Strange, and then something called The Call, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a furniture ad in which he gets So it's interesting

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<v Speaker 1>that these are like, there are some weird projects on there. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>on the one hand, you could be like, man, they're

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<v Speaker 1>really scraping to find examples of this. On the other

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<v Speaker 1>you can read it as like he will take a

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<v Speaker 1>job that doesn't make any sense for him, like a

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<v Speaker 1>Rihanna video or a furniture ad if they're just like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll hold your arms down in like kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a sexual context.

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<v Speaker 2>His agent's like, Mad's, I got this news script for you.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, you you already know what I'm going to ask.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm gonna ask? Why are you even

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<v Speaker 1>why are we even talking about it right now? But

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<v Speaker 1>Mad's this could be just say it. What am I

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<v Speaker 1>going to ask?

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<v Speaker 4>Are fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it bondage? Is it hold me down? Is it bondage? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Then yes, But they don't make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>The work too.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is more this one feels

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<v Speaker 1>more in line with like Tom Hanks, because like the

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<v Speaker 1>Brad pitt One, the John Cusack, it's just like Tom

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<v Speaker 1>Cruise are like this is the thing I look cool

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<v Speaker 1>doing Tom Hanks and like this one, I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>they think it looks cool. It feels like it's coming

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<v Speaker 1>from in like a deep like psycho sexual urge that

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<v Speaker 1>they is.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably why Tom Hanks isn't canceled is because he's found

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<v Speaker 2>a way to route any kind of weird sexual desire

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<v Speaker 2>into like somewhat a creative Outlet's like, look, as long

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<v Speaker 2>as I'm pissing in a film, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I can keep my shit together. Watch it. All those

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<v Speaker 1>people I walk around this country, I make eye contact

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<v Speaker 1>with people and I know and that's where my comments

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<v Speaker 1>comes from. They've watched me piss, Like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>There it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we literally finish each other sandwhich is

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<v Speaker 2>did you see that clip of Ben Stiller talking because

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<v Speaker 2>it had been like twenty something years since that MTV

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<v Speaker 2>Movie Awards where he was protecting Yeah, yeah, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like reminiscing about it, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought i'd be nervous. He's like, but the second

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<v Speaker 2>I started doing it like he was, he was just

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<v Speaker 2>all in and he's like and that made it so

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<v Speaker 2>much easier. I thought, I don't know what the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>is how he was going to react, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>he started laughing. Then I started He's like that scene

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<v Speaker 2>where they just kind of start laughing, like and they

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<v Speaker 2>made on each other. He just said that just started

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<v Speaker 2>with him laughing and then Tom Cruise reacting and him

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of they just kept reacting to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful moment for all my old ass chooge listeners out

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<v Speaker 2>there who remember that storied MTV Movie Awards when we

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<v Speaker 2>used to watch them live.

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<v Speaker 1>The premise was that Ben Stiller is his body double,

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<v Speaker 1>right Yeah, But then like he's like and we're exact,

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<v Speaker 1>We're basically the same person, and it's clear that he

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<v Speaker 1>has this like obsessive relationship with him and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make things happen quite working both five seven too.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go. What is something you think is underrated?

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, this is something that when I used to live

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<v Speaker 14>in the Bay and I had rich ass friends who

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<v Speaker 14>were and they shout up to the friends.

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<v Speaker 7>To me anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>They would soon start making phone calls again once they

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<v Speaker 1>get the metaglasses. Yeah, point to their temple and.

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<v Speaker 4>They call CVS, CBS.

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<v Speaker 14>Your extra care savings. They like would outsource like all

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<v Speaker 14>of their chores. And I'm like, I feel like chores

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<v Speaker 14>are underrated, like cleaning, like get it, like laundry dishes, cleaning,

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<v Speaker 14>like you don't want to be overwhelmed by it. But

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<v Speaker 14>if you haven't like changed your child's diaper ever, then

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<v Speaker 14>like I feel like you're not living in the same

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<v Speaker 14>plane of existence as me.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't change?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, daddy Daddy Bear doesn't get his pause dirty with don.

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<v Speaker 4>Do.

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<v Speaker 14>I don't know what your audience is, but the bears

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<v Speaker 14>are tuning in, okay, very excited.

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<v Speaker 4>That is so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean like when whenever I hear people like

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<v Speaker 2>earnestly be like, oh I don't change diapers, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a fuck.

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<v Speaker 7>Up person, kind of Like we talked about this with

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<v Speaker 7>like JD.

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<v Speaker 14>Vance, right, didn't we didn't He have something about like

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<v Speaker 14>not interacting with his kid in like yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I forget if it's one of the many famous

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<v Speaker 2>Vance quotes where he's like I think he's like he's

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<v Speaker 2>like my wife like likes to like coddle them.

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<v Speaker 4>I just kind of yell at him, and you're like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the mama dada bear. You know, I am a

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<v Speaker 1>me into them and don't really look at them. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to deal with that ship. And then my

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<v Speaker 1>wife cleans up my like.

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<v Speaker 7>I learned it from Succession. That's how I learned. That's

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<v Speaker 7>the parenting book I read.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like that's a show man, that's a show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a it's a parenting tone.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually yeah, yeah, And just generally, I do think boredom downtime,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I listen to podcasts a lot for a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>living sometimes and but just like carving out time to

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<v Speaker 1>do boring tasks like clean up without anything, without like

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<v Speaker 1>anything going on, you know, just like.

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<v Speaker 7>The mind mindfulness as as true as a chore wheel.

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<v Speaker 4>What's your favorite shore? What's your favorite chore?

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<v Speaker 14>I really like doing laundry, Like I like I like

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<v Speaker 14>the like the folding and putting a way of laundry

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<v Speaker 14>because it feels like a fresh start.

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<v Speaker 7>I also get to look at things that I have

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<v Speaker 7>and be grateful for.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, and like you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm like, oh, like this is a cute Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 14>I also like don't like I don't like things too much.

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<v Speaker 14>We have to wash my hands a lot because my

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<v Speaker 14>hands get like dry really quickly, so like dishes. I

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<v Speaker 14>don't like or like like cleaning the toilet and like

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<v Speaker 14>washing my hands, you know, like I just don't like.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird, like washing your hands after using the toilet.

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<v Speaker 7>Listen.

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<v Speaker 14>I think that you don't need to use shampoo and

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<v Speaker 14>you don't need to wash your hands.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, you you odorant can be made out of bark.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, when the Democrats take over, you'd be a

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<v Speaker 2>great pick for Secretary of Defense.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>Germ theory his hands after he pooped because it like

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<v Speaker 1>made him stronger somehow. I was just reading back to.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the next a signal chat with ship hands. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, hey, get my cell phone, man, bring my

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<v Speaker 2>phone over here. You're like.

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<v Speaker 4>There's He's like, how come the charging ports all clogged

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<v Speaker 4>up with stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I don't know. That's why I got the

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<v Speaker 2>magnetic charger because that hole is all.

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<v Speaker 1>Like crust, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>The I was reading a thing that like it was

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<v Speaker 2>a poll of parents talking about allowances and like how

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<v Speaker 2>kids like like the financial awareness of children and of

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<v Speaker 2>like these two thousand parents that they had pulled, they

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<v Speaker 2>were saying, they're like average allowance is around one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty bucks a month.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, damn inflation.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, how come wages actually haven't gone up in.

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<v Speaker 1>With allowances?

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<v Speaker 4>Really everything's gone up five bucks a week And if I.

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<v Speaker 14>Was lucky, we didn't because my parents were like, this

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<v Speaker 14>is your home. But also like they didn't ask us

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<v Speaker 14>to do too many things like they did obviously like

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<v Speaker 14>the majority of stuff, but they'd ask us to help

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<v Speaker 14>like a little bit here and there. They wanted us

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<v Speaker 14>to be kids basically yeah and and so. But they

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<v Speaker 14>were also like, we're not going to pay.

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<v Speaker 7>You like you live here.

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<v Speaker 4>It was yeah, like I was.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing was like they would pay me to pick

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<v Speaker 2>up dog poop and like they had like a per

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<v Speaker 2>bag thing. I was breaking down pieces of ship and

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<v Speaker 2>bagging it up individually.

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<v Speaker 7>My allowance poop trap house like just cutting but.

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<v Speaker 2>Naked butt naked bagging it up. The balloon meant something totally.

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<v Speaker 4>Different for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to put poop into a balloon.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't easy.

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<v Speaker 4>You just need a thing that opens it up. I

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<v Speaker 4>do it all the time.

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<v Speaker 7>You do it now to your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>You get you get a PVC.

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<v Speaker 4>Pipe thing that's big enough. Just wrap the end of

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<v Speaker 4>it right there. Then perfect funnel.

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<v Speaker 14>You're gonna get accused of fraud and your parents going

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<v Speaker 14>to require back pay on this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, already they required, They've already demanded it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Paul of what's something you think is overrated?

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, this is something I'm starting to recently. I think

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<v Speaker 14>I've done it throughout different points in my life. I

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<v Speaker 14>think like shopping online, shopping at stores overrated. Shop at

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<v Speaker 14>your friend who hoards stuff's place because they have a wonderful, unique.

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<v Speaker 7>Selection of items.

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<v Speaker 14>Curated goods, Yeah, curated goods that they find value in

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<v Speaker 14>maybe you will too. And then also I feel like

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<v Speaker 14>they're more likely to relinquish it to someone that they

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<v Speaker 14>know and love, so you're helping them.

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<v Speaker 7>And it's free. It's like the Facebook marketplace of like,

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<v Speaker 7>you know issues, It's something.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it feels like it works perfectly, like psychologically with

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<v Speaker 2>the mentality of a hoarder who's like I have to

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<v Speaker 2>keep that because I never know when someone might need

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<v Speaker 2>it or I might and you, as a third party

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<v Speaker 2>come in and go.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, you know I could get a lot of use

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<v Speaker 4>out of that. Please take it, please?

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<v Speaker 15>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, because the growing away, I feel like is

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, right, Yeah, they want to Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like extreme sustainability.

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<v Speaker 4>So what happened? So what did you get in your

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<v Speaker 4>latest hoarder shopping?

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<v Speaker 7>They got a really cool jean jacket Okay new, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>New with tags WTS no tags.

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<v Speaker 7>But it was new, it was like never used.

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<v Speaker 14>And then I got like, I'm getting like a comforter

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<v Speaker 14>because I like don't have a comforter.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to like get great ship. I thought

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<v Speaker 4>you're gonna be like an old Game Day program from now.

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<v Speaker 7>You have hoarders do have nice ship.

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<v Speaker 14>Sometimes you know, like it's it's you gotta you gotta

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<v Speaker 14>be friends with the most people they are like, I

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<v Speaker 14>want to be friends with with a.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy with a boat.

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<v Speaker 7>Fuck that. Yeah, I don't want a boat that's full

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<v Speaker 7>of shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to be friends with someone who has three

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<v Speaker 2>thousand unopened coke cans from the nineteen nineties.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, if I need a wire, I can just go,

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<v Speaker 14>I don't need to. What is the radio shack is

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<v Speaker 14>on a business type?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, any any sort of wire I call my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds more organized than the hoarders that I'm familiar with.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you need to you need to have like it's

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<v Speaker 7>a very specific sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>You cultivate, relate, you hord relationships with hoarders.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what you're talking about. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like that ultimate really minimalizing.

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<v Speaker 13>I take them down, vampire, Yeah, take them down by

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<v Speaker 13>hoarding them yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>People, you know, they are all these like hoarder reality shows.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm doing the I'm doing the hard work away from camera, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>After the production team leaves pulls up.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm the person.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm like the boom mic operator and I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 14>if you don't want to, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Need just while you're operating boom, You're like, hey you

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<v Speaker 4>need that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that thing over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey that therapist is actually really fucked up. Come talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me after this because.

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<v Speaker 7>And you're like, you're actually just hoarding other people.

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<v Speaker 2>You are, You're outsourcing your place to be a secondary

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<v Speaker 2>unit for revers.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a wall of old newspapers.

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<v Speaker 4>Stacked up precariously, I might need to read.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a good friend who's in the process of

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<v Speaker 1>moving and he's like a reverse hoarder where he's now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having to be like, don't throw that out.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I was going to say, like minimalism.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's thrown away like a work of art from

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<v Speaker 1>his grandfather who's like a famous artist.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>Is he mentally okay though? Because worries I'm actually I

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<v Speaker 7>was like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's this is good. You you'll want this. He's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I I haven't used it in like a couple in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Kay smacks of somebody who has a lot of resources.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what it's going to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really yeah, oh no, that's really bad because like

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<v Speaker 2>the people I know who are like that are truly

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<v Speaker 2>everything so disposable whatever we want, that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>And like this is a sentimental value.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so crazy. No, I would check on him.

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<v Speaker 1>He believes in not sing Lebowski. Yeah, does he have

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<v Speaker 1>any nice stuff?

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<v Speaker 4>Because yeah, roll by some grandfather art. Hey, what's up

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<v Speaker 4>with their shoes?

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<v Speaker 6>What size you my man?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a twelve you I'll take a wait, I'm wearing these.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need them?

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<v Speaker 7>What's that it's sentimental. I don't have any sentiments.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it to me, weird pot.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dumping all this dust out of this pot.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this that was my grand phone?

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>What is something from your search history that's revealing about

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<v Speaker 1>who you are?

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<v Speaker 6>Something that I can say that just guess my mom

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<v Speaker 6>listens to. This is my my last google. I was

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<v Speaker 6>searching Minnesota spiders, all right. We were talking about this

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<v Speaker 6>before the show a little bit. I actually have been

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<v Speaker 6>googling spiders because there's a fat spider in my yard.

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<v Speaker 6>That is if you know when a bug is too

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<v Speaker 6>so big that you're like, I think, if I kill you,

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<v Speaker 6>I go to jail. Is that it's that level of spider.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really I take like several blows, like a yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not a it's not a it's not a fly

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<v Speaker 6>swatter situation. We're squaring up. We're bad.

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<v Speaker 18>I need gloves, I need a pan, a can of paint,

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<v Speaker 18>yeah yeah, and like a torch. But so this this

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<v Speaker 18>I my My My position is outdoor spiders are fine.

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<v Speaker 18>They're they're not bothering me whatever. I need to cut

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<v Speaker 18>my law.

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<v Speaker 6>My lot is looking terrible right now because I am

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<v Speaker 6>that the spider is the alpha in my yard right now.

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<v Speaker 6>The spider is the alpha myleer. It's literally one. But

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not kidding. It's probably it's probably like a it's

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<v Speaker 6>bit for me from Minnesota. It's bit right, like if

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<v Speaker 6>I if I kill it, it'll crunch, and I don't

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<v Speaker 6>like that sort of I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to disturb it. It's like it's kind

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<v Speaker 6>of like a it's a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're concerned, like you're gonna be mowing your lawn and

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<v Speaker 2>then you're gonna lawnmower the funk out of it or something,

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<v Speaker 2>or you just don't want it, or it's gonna descend

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<v Speaker 2>on you as your mom.

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<v Speaker 6>It's going to touch me. Yeah, I don't want to ye. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't let it burn. I don't care. But like

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<v Speaker 6>it's it's just big enough that I feel like it

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<v Speaker 6>might have a margin of intelligence and I would have

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<v Speaker 6>to push more through it if I'm going to cut

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<v Speaker 6>my grass. So I've been thinking about, like should I

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<v Speaker 6>leave it? It's deadly if that's a stupid question in Minnesota,

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<v Speaker 6>but whatever, So I spiders and I was just trying

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<v Speaker 6>to see what kind of spider does. I still haven't

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<v Speaker 6>quite figured out.

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<v Speaker 2>When you said you googled Minnesota spi I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>was hoping it was like a minor league hockey team.

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<v Speaker 2>That does sound good, the Minnesota Spiders, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, because I know University of Richmond. They're Spiders.

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<v Speaker 2>I always like, whenever I see that jery that basketball

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<v Speaker 2>Jersey'm like, that's the sickest jersey.

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<v Speaker 4>It really fucking spiders on it. Yeah, this is with

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<v Speaker 4>the Spider as a mascot, which is really odd to me.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, people people choose demon over spider. That's how much

1:18:02.479 --> 1:18:02.800
<v Speaker 6>they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is wild anything but a spider, huh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Like multiple colors of demon. There's like blue demon, red devil,

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<v Speaker 1>like yeah, and then double the worst article clothing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of colors. What do we go with? Yeah, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 6>One's done the roaches yet or anything that's that's that's

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<v Speaker 6>the bottom twos. But probably intimidating, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like alphas. Yeah, they're bullying you out of your

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<v Speaker 1>own yard.

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<v Speaker 6>Imagine imagine losing to the Spiders and then they just

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<v Speaker 6>like lay eggs in your girl after.

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<v Speaker 4>The game or something like that. You know, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like and thousands of them.

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<v Speaker 6>Probably you're a father. Now I'm not going to be

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<v Speaker 6>here to take care of it.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got three thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's pregnanti Uh. Yeah, I've got I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a spider in my front yard that has been it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like found the best spot. So it's like always

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<v Speaker 1>outside the same window. Yeah. It's built an elaborate web

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<v Speaker 1>that like comes down sometimes and then we'll just be

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<v Speaker 1>back the next day. Is just out here building and

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<v Speaker 1>then feasting. It is getting like noticeably bigger as it was,

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<v Speaker 1>like is killing it. It had a great September. I now,

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<v Speaker 1>do you guys have this?

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<v Speaker 6>You're in La right, Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>Do you have those?

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<v Speaker 6>We don't have them here yet, but they they're on

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<v Speaker 6>the East coast and I'm waiting for this when this happens.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you have those like quote unquote flying spiders like

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<v Speaker 6>they float on their webs and then they're huge and

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<v Speaker 6>they just like rain down.

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<v Speaker 2>From the sky and just lad No, but I've seen

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<v Speaker 2>videos of those. Get ready Yeah, yeah, I'm My spider

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<v Speaker 2>car was really good. So I'm like I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>bring it, man, I fuck with you.

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<v Speaker 6>People are worried about AI. They should be worried about.

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<v Speaker 1>Raining spiders raining from the sky. One of my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>like piece of information I learned and the past couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years was that like the sky, like you look

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<v Speaker 1>up at the sky and it appears to be blue

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<v Speaker 1>or gray or whatever, but like it's actually full of bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the bugs are just like flying, not just like

1:20:11.720 --> 1:20:14.800
<v Speaker 1>flying bugs, but like bugs that bugs that don't fly

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<v Speaker 1>just like catch a ride on the wind all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And like there, if you just like cut a square

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<v Speaker 1>chunk like of the sky above you, there would just

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<v Speaker 1>be like tens of thousands of bugs just like floating

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<v Speaker 1>around up there. The bugs, Yeah, they just like decide

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want to be where they are, and they

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<v Speaker 1>just like lift up their arms and get taken away

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<v Speaker 1>on that gust of wind. It's fucking sick.

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<v Speaker 4>That's freedom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that's what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 6>They're actively trying to their own lives and then they

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<v Speaker 6>just have the best ride of their life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, now, that's right. I'd like to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like hands up, and you put your hands up

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<v Speaker 1>and then just get somewhere else, Batman, get dark knighted.

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<v Speaker 12>Out of there.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh right, and that is it for this special Indigenous

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<v Speaker 5>People's Day edition of OOPS all Overrated, Underrated, and we

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<v Speaker 5>will be back tomorrow with a whole last episode of

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<v Speaker 5>the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye.

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