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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special episode of

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Speaker 1: elly Zygeist. This is going to be the OOPS All Overrated,

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Speaker 1: Underrated and Search History series, featuring some of our favorite

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Speaker 1: guests giving some of our favorite opinions from the past

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Speaker 1: few months. We'll be checking in with these sporadically. They're

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Speaker 1: just mostly silly episodes, full of the the treat part

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Speaker 1: of the of the episode, the not about the news

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Speaker 1: part of the episode, and yeah, we hope you enjoy them.

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Speaker 1: All filler, no killer, I guess you could say. And

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Speaker 1: if you have a favorite overrated underrated from the long

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Speaker 1: history of the show, My memory doesn't work that well.

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Speaker 1: But if you have one from a long time ago,

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Speaker 1: let us know in the discorder and the comments and

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Speaker 1: maybe we can do an all time OOPS All over

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Speaker 1: under Search history. Anyways, without first they're ad here they

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Speaker 1: are OOPS All Overrated, Underrated and Search History. Bye. We

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Speaker 1: ask our guests every day what they think is overrated underrated? Uh,

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Speaker 1: this is this is our chance to get some stuff

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Speaker 1: off our chest. You know what I'm saying. Let's start.

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Speaker 1: Should we start overrated? Get what's cheesing you off? Man?

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Speaker 2: Me?

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Speaker 1: Thing's overrated?

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Speaker 2: Me?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: Who me fucking millionaires man just getting away with it

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Speaker 3: all the time, specifically this Steve Balmer, Kawhi Leonard.

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Speaker 1: They had this one.

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Speaker 2: It's Pablo Tore every fucking week now is like truly

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Speaker 2: they're calling him the Boogeyman. It feels like the Kendrick

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Speaker 2: Drake like beef, but except it's just like upsetting legal

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Speaker 2: documents about how pretty allegedly but pretty clearly.

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Speaker 1: Feel like that. Like that way, I had that same

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Speaker 1: thought as he was dropping like his fifth episode where

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Speaker 1: he's like, and here's more documentation, because so he found

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Speaker 1: out that Steve Bamer like basically did this thing where

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Speaker 1: he funneled a huge investment into this company that was

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Speaker 1: at the time, and then that money was then paid

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Speaker 1: to Kawhi Leonard by that same company for doing nothing

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Speaker 1: in order to get around the salary cap because they

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Speaker 1: had signed Kawhi Leonard to a salary that was He's like,

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Speaker 1: Kawhi Leonard is one of the best players in the NBA,

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Speaker 1: but you have this salary cap that makes it so

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Speaker 1: no team can just come through like the Yankees and

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Speaker 1: just fucking everyone all all the money and so the

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Speaker 1: way he got around that was kind of this like

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Speaker 1: in the sense that we wouldn't have found out about

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Speaker 2: And everything becomes public.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then everything becomes public. But he's been going

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Speaker 1: through the documents and just finding incriminating piece of evidence

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Speaker 1: after incriminating piece of evidence. His fellow billionaire Mark Cuban

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Speaker 1: has been defending him, being like, no one would do this.

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Speaker 1: This is just he's you're wrong, he was scammed, he

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Speaker 1: didn't know, and then that way he just happened to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like Pablo Torre is actually in the

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Speaker 2: and then Pablo Torre is like, I actually have documentation

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Speaker 2: that because Mark he was like, right, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's like if it happened, then he would have to

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Speaker 1: Just that she did exactly that.

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Speaker 4: He knows the whole case, and that's why it's really interesting.

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Speaker 2: To him just to drip it out because it makes

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Speaker 2: out that refutes it, and it just again like sports

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Speaker 1: It's super fun. It makes yeah, it makes it crazy

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right exactly. And then like when you have people

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's cool because he's a you know,

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Speaker 1: the low hanging fruit. But for people who don't know,

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Speaker 1: Steve Bomber is the richest owner in any sport. He's

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Speaker 5: This is a.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Steve Bomber was the head of the company

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Speaker 1: at the time that they were caught doing anti competitive

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like the one anti monopoly thing that

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Speaker 1: That's how blatant they were being. Best detail I learned

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Speaker 1: paid by New Balance for being their face. They're the

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Speaker 1: like like, which was a huge Like the fact that

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Speaker 1: That's like an amazing amount of value. The idea that

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Speaker 6: Wild to think.

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Speaker 2: It's like he's the face of a brand for X

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Speaker 2: to literally just do nothing. Because again it's it wasn't

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Speaker 1: They were just funneling money to him. But yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is not abnormal for Steve Balmer, obviously as the head

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Speaker 1: but also just like billionaires, as we keep talking about

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Speaker 1: rewrite the history. It's very important to America's ethos and

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Speaker 1: the American zeitgeist to believe that these are remarkable people

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Speaker 1: who are doing things with like creative normal brain power. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're amazing brain power. And then you know, so they

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Speaker 1: rewrite these biographies where they like started everything from a

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Speaker 1: at the reporting and it's just they find loopholes and

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Speaker 1: exploit loopholes is what they do. And they are predatory

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Speaker 1: and will do whatever it takes to make a bunch

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Speaker 2: Leen or whatever whatever their fucking worldview is. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's just Pablo Tory, God bless Yeah, shout out to

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Speaker 2: fucking keep turning the heat up on the league because

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Speaker 2: that would be the next scandal, is if the NBA.

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Speaker 1: Just kind of THEBA just looks the other way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because again, like you said, Bombers so fucking wealthy.

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Speaker 3: It's like he could buy the league if he wanted to,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like it's just like he's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is something you think is underrated?

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Speaker 7: Underrated? Deer crossing signs?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the little sign with the little deer doing

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my husband hit a deer on his from work

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Speaker 1: What did deer say? To him, fuck you bitch.

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Speaker 4: Car?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, oh okay, so, uh yeah, it was late at night,

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Speaker 8: no deer crossing signs, even though it definitely needs it

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Speaker 8: Did damage left the deer's okay, we didn't find the body.

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Speaker 7: We're not sure.

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Speaker 1: Exchange information and check in after.

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Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure that deer didn't have insurance.

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Speaker 1: And the way he fucking ran out of there, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to God.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know this show, you know, trying to

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Speaker 2: be progressive, but that's I feel like all deers, no

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Speaker 4: Every time they don't.

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Speaker 2: And I don't like to paint everyone with the same brush,

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Speaker 2: but they never have insurance.

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Speaker 6: Ever.

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Speaker 7: Well, I have to register to kill a deer, so

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Speaker 7: why don't they have to register for exist?

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Speaker 4: See?

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Speaker 2: This is this is God. We need someone who takes

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Speaker 7: Need a registry for all deers.

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Speaker 4: How fucked up? Did the car get? Uh?

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Speaker 7: Not great? We're having it towed either today or tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, Like, couldn't you be driven any further?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but it was fortunate it was very close to

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Speaker 8: our house, so and my husband's fine. All that but

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Speaker 8: we don't know about the car just yet.

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Speaker 1: Damn, it was a long time to ask if your

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Speaker 1: husband's fine, the extent that we didn't even do it.

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Speaker 4: I made a joke about how I punched a deer.

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Speaker 1: I will say the deer crossing sign, like, if you're

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Speaker 1: going to have a sign representing deer, like they have

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Speaker 1: to be happy with that one. That is like the

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Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's silhouette, like the Jordan silhouette of like it

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Speaker 1: is so mysticletic and majestic. It's like springing forward in

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Speaker 1: a way that like I feel like they have to

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 7: And I'm pretty sure like they're antler sized. They were

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Speaker 7: very gracious with antler sizes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah they were.

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Speaker 2: See this is why are they getting all the preferential

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Speaker 9: Underrated? Okay, this is really dumb. But for years and

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Speaker 2: An exact same spot where the holder would be.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and I had a couple of phones. I have

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Speaker 9: Usually I'm usually driving down Banana Peel Lane.

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Speaker 9: Yes, but it is also one that has enough space

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Sounds like you got a good one out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you search Reddit you search read it

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Speaker 9: No, that one, I just took that one. I just

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Speaker 1: From the Falling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, phone holder for a car, and then you just

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Speaker 2: Here, I'm gonna do right now, still own holder for

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Speaker 9: Amazing, amazing.

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Speaker 1: They should I feel like they should be like, I'm

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Speaker 4: There you go. Just send me straight to fucking Ticketmaster.

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Speaker 1: There you go, are good friends at Ticketmaster. What is

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Speaker 11: Well to keep talking about the Star Wars prequels because

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Speaker 4: Much as possible.

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Speaker 11: But I did search for this. And I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: I mean unbeataful. That's beautiful, A.

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Speaker 11: Darth vodka and cranberry or any vodka.

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Speaker 4: Dark Father.

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Speaker 1: So that actually worked, does it?

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Speaker 7: Really?

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Speaker 1: It's vader that that's a like apocryphal thing. People were like,

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Speaker 11: Just like yeah, that just I think that's a joke

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Speaker 1: Having some fun.

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Speaker 11: Now we're having fun. And then of course there's also

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, did you say this is where things

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Speaker 11: Sorry I misspoke? And then finally, mace wine do wine?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like it's I'm going to get some mountain dew

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Speaker 12: I will relapse on that if.

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Speaker 1: You make it.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, sorry, but.

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Speaker 1: It just goes right into my veins. That's probably fine, right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeahs is fun? Those are great? And are do you

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Speaker 11: I hope so, I emailed all of them and said like,

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm told millions part of my ignorance. But I

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Speaker 1: He seems bad. All the people, all the forced people

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Speaker 12: Yeah, they should call they should call whatever disease bandon.

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Speaker 12: Steve Bannon has the Palpatine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he's got some. He's Palpatine in big time.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, well, your skin melts and you never die.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Guy's been drinking a couple of Palpatini's about

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Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Kyle?

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Speaker 13: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Those I can cuss? Right?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Hell yes, those fucking believe ds not that one.

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Speaker 4: I hate you believe videos so much. I hate them.

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Speaker 4: come in and there every one of them is like, hey,

443
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 4: will you ever change your mind? And that person goes no,

444
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 4: and then they're like, all right, we should talk over

445
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 4: each other for a minute, right, which is pretty fun.

446
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 14: Have you seen Yaser Lester's thing that he photoshopped him

447
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 14: in the surrounded background and he was like one light

448
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 14: skinned n word versus a bunch of white conservatives.

449
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 7: But they don't know I got a gun on me.

450
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 1: See, I would.

451
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 4: Watch that, so I really and it's something that I'm

452
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 4: not happy to admit I find unhelpful because maybe it

453
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 4: is just me closing myself off and it feels like

454
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 4: a very sort of like, I don't know, I feel

455
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 4: very pessimistic to be like, I find these wildly unhelpful,

456
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 4: and I'm sure I'm very open to being incorrect about it,

457
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 4: but god, I have never seen a clip of them

458
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 4: and thought this helped anyone at all, except everyone could

459
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 4: sit at home and be like, uh huh.

460
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 1: Yeah he told him. Both sides are getting like are

461
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: being like yeah, exactly, Yeah, it's.

462
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Speaker 4: Another launch where everyone feels right.

463
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Speaker 14: I think like I watched a lot of the like

464
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Speaker 14: political commentators online, and I think they helped me with

465
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 14: talking points. So in terms of like understanding talking points

466
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 14: or history, then I'm like, okay, like I didn't know

467
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 14: about that or like this other argument or whatever. But

468
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 14: I also think that the people involved are like very

469
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 14: happy to debate, and I'm like unhappy to debate in that.

470
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 14: I think in that I think we shouldn't have to

471
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 14: fucking debate human rights, you know what I mean. So

472
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Speaker 14: I think that that's the part where I'm like, Okay,

473
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 14: this is a bit self indulgent in that, yeah, like

474
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 14: maybe it'll help more people like understand like the history

475
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Speaker 14: of the talking points, like the politics of it all,

476
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 14: but also like we're not super changing any minds on there,

477
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 14: and it does give these fascists a platform, Like now

478
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Speaker 14: I know some of the faces of these fascists, and

479
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 14: but people are.

480
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 4: Just submitting to being fascist. And I find it to

481
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Speaker 4: be like you were saying, the what we have normalized.

482
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Speaker 4: I hate saying stuff like normalized. I hate you know

483
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 4: what I mean, you feel crazy using what we have

484
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 4: allowed to be the normal debate is so far outside

485
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 4: of what is like reasonable or or.

486
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 7: Or anything like Hitler debates.

487
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 4: Right, We're not debating like an allocation of taxes in

488
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 4: a community versus near a city or something where you're like,

489
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 4: I could you know, we're we're allowing equal footing to

490
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 4: such there is an objectively correct and incorrect answer that

491
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 4: we're allowing people to talk about like there isn't and

492
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 4: it involves people being alive, and then someone's monetizing it,

493
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 4: of course, But it's just I am maybe I just

494
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 4: want to get booked on one I don't know. I'm tired.

495
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 4: What's overrated? This YouTube show that won't book me.

496
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Speaker 1: On the clip of this, and Kyle has been we

497
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: had to restraint get a restraining order against.

498
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 14: As We're like, wow, we were really unsure of which

499
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 14: side Kyle it was on this whole time.

500
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 1: Kyle said, please let me.

501
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 4: I don't do the work. It's one of the It

502
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 4: was one of the things I felt a little bit

503
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 4: guilty about feeling is overrated, if that makes sense. But

504
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 4: I'm just sort of like it makes me I don't

505
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 4: think we are. It doesn't feel healthy. It doesn't feel healthy,

506
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 4: and it feels like you you make you think something

507
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 4: is equal if you are giving it a platform like that.

508
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's it feels like it comes from the

509
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 1: same place as people being like, what, we don't need

510
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: moderators on Reddit because like this is free speech and

511
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 1: then you just like get shouted down by like thirty

512
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: fascists and it's it does. I think it helps my

513
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: visual imagination for like what fascists can look like.

514
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was gonna say, now, okay.

515
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: They do have glasses like that.

516
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 7: I'm like, it's your local NB barista.

517
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: Yes, it certainly is.

518
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Speaker 4: That has been a jarring discovery is a mute not

519
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 4: knowing who believe what has been a tough thing to

520
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 4: come to right where it used to be, you know,

521
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 4: on mute, I know who's got a tiki torch?

522
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: Right exactly? They all kind of all those tiki torch

523
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: guys looked like I would expect people caring tiki torches

524
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: to look like, and now they look like Hawaian. Yeah exactly.

525
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,719
Speaker 1: They wouldn't appropriate, right, they look they look like the

526
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: stars of sitcoms that had like special we go to

527
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: Hawaii episodes from like the nineteenth fifty, yeah, you know.

528
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 4: Wanted to go on vacation. They're like, we're actually having

529
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 4: a nice story arc here.

530
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, they hipsters can be fascist too frequently they are,

531
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: according to Jubilee videos. That's that's what I've learned.

532
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 14: I also I also can't tell like I understand what

533
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 14: you mean by like not normalizing it or like wanting

534
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 14: people to have shame. But also like as a brown person,

535
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 14: like I would rather know what people actually believe in

536
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 14: their hearts. And I've had interpersonal experiences where I where

537
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 14: somebody's fully switched up on me and I'm like, okay,

538
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 14: so that's in my neighborhood. That's good. Like I would

539
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 14: rather fucking know you know, yeah, sure do you like

540
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 14: hate watch them?

541
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,199
Speaker 4: I have really really tried to cut out of my

542
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 4: life doing that with things. But it's sometimes they really

543
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 4: you know, a certain back and like the one that

544
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 4: was just the guy going yeah, I'm a fascist, Yeah

545
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 4: I'm aist. You can't avoid that. And so I saw, Yes,

546
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 4: I saw a lot of clip from his clips from

547
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 4: his of the various people, but especially.

548
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 7: Telling him to go leave, like yeah, you.

549
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 4: Just sort of like, I don't know, maybe I just

550
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 4: but I mean.

551
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 14: He kind of has a similar view because he was

552
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 14: saying like when one of them was like, yeah, I'm

553
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 14: a fascist, he's like stopped.

554
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 7: K He's like, I don't have conversations with fascist. He

555
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 7: just like.

556
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 4: Appreciated that I have. So I commend the people who

557
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 4: can sit there and do that. And I just I

558
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 4: think rationing, Oh, ultimately, I feel guilt about the amount

559
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: of concern you do and what you cut out and

560
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 4: what you're aware of and things like that all the time.

561
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 4: And then I'm also trying to like take care of

562
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 4: myself in a physical and manner and you're just like

563
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 4: it's crazy to small picture and big picture yourself through

564
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 4: all of this. It's very difficult thing to balance.

565
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did like and this is probably a bad

566
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: thing that this is what gave me like hope was

567
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: that the guy who he was like, oh, I don't

568
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: debate with fascist fascists? Are you a fascist? And he

569
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, a fascist and like started like ugly

570
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: laughing they are. Yeah. He got fired from his job

571
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: and like I was like, oh, so there's like still

572
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: some institutions.

573
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 14: Then he started to go fund me where he raised

574
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 14: like a fuck ton of money for.

575
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: Being a fascist that's true, which is.

576
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 14: Like that isn't That's the thing where I'm like, this

577
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 14: is encouraging people to like try to become like influencers

578
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 14: and like make politics content. And that's that's the part

579
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 14: that I'm like, if you don't fucking know or you're

580
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 14: a bad person, just stay out.

581
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 4: Like there is something it seems like that is a

582
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 4: new It's like a quick quicker than going on a

583
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,479
Speaker 4: dating reality show or The Bachelor or something is to

584
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 4: go and go viral in a jubilee moment and launch

585
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 4: yourself into something that's right.

586
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: I do want to like see what the process is

587
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: for like putting those rooms together. Like where are they going?

588
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: Like is it what pool are they fishing from?

589
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 4: You know, they're going to these They're going to these

590
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 4: cities that uh, fascists and Republicans love to live in

591
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 4: that they say they hate, right, they like.

592
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 14: They're also influencers before, Like a lot of them are,

593
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 14: like to the other people who said, yeah, a lot

594
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 14: of them have either been like worked for Jubilee. Like

595
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 14: some of the people are like picked by Jubilee multiple times.

596
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 14: Some of them are like podcast hosts or something like

597
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 14: some of them are already like they'll take Dane Kyle.

598
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: There might be a chance.

599
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, one guy keeps trying to do movie puns. He

600
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 4: keeps saying the wolf of Wally Street in the Jubilee

601
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 4: video about order control. I do appreciate all it is

602
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 4: just it's such an odd feeling for me, and I

603
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 4: don't know what it is about them that feels bad

604
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,239
Speaker 4: and weird and it feels terrible. Yeah, you do, but

605
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 4: there is something to like it's just like jarring. You

606
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 4: just never thought you would see people be like, yeah, dude,

607
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 4: I'm a fascist. You never think you'd see someone say that.

608
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 4: But then it's like it's so normal now. I guess

609
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 4: I don't know.

610
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm like, honestly, I think the moment of political

611
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 14: shock I had was the twenty sixteen election, and like

612
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 14: I had an experience just like that SNL moment where

613
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,239
Speaker 14: like Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle were like, yeah, this

614
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 14: is what America is, and all the white people were

615
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 14: like what because I was with like my white friends

616
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 14: and we were all freaked out. And then I like

617
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 14: later in the night, I was like out of mic

618
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 14: where it was like a lot of black people and

619
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 14: they were like laughing and they were like, yeah, this

620
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 14: is just normal for America.

621
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Speaker 7: So since then, I haven't been shocked. Yeah. I haven't

622
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 7: been shocked at anything honestly since then.

623
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, shock is hard to have. Yeah, you just it's

624
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 4: weird that I let myself continually have disappointment.

625
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's beautiful though, let's get disappointed. Yeah,

626
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: it proves that there's like some hope inside. Yeah, what

627
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: is something from your search history that's revealing better who

628
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: you are?

629
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 4: All right?

630
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 15: This is this is revealing about who I am in

631
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 15: multiple ways, which is that I remembered I had a

632
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 15: memory of tweeting something about how the xenomorpho is really

633
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 15: just a huge wasp that can't stop drooling.

634
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: But then yeah, like it drools a lot, Like it's

635
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: okay in a way that like any other thing that

636
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: drools that much, you'd be like, that thing is.

637
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 4: Stupid, it's sick, all right.

638
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 15: So here here's the train of thought that I think

639
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 15: actually tells everyone literally everything you might conceivably want to

640
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 15: know about me, which is I have a memory of

641
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 15: this because I I basically was like someone else made

642
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 15: a sort of similar joke on some social media and

643
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 15: I was like, I already did that, and then I

644
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 15: looked for it and I couldn't find it. So that

645
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 15: was my search history as Andrew t Zeno morphlass, and.

646
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it. Did I.

647
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 4: Did?

648
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 15: I just think this? And so I don't know. I

649
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 15: genuinely don't know. It seems like it's not there. But

650
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 15: I also deleted most of my tweets at some point.

651
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 15: Maybe it was in the deleted batch of tweets.

652
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, go get me in trouble.

653
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 14: With.

654
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 15: All of those movies have some very serious characters saying

655
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 15: a nearly completely perfect organism.

656
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 4: I have to tell you it's only an okay organist.

657
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get you can get rid of that

658
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: second mouth, yeah, second mouth, theol Yeah, yeah.

659
00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 15: It's fucking It can't reproduce unless a fucking like a

660
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 15: certain number of humanoids look at its eggs.

661
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, like stare at its eggs with their mouth open.

662
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 4: Plan? Is that for propagating your sleep?

663
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: It doesn't if it wanted to bring people in, if

664
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: that was its strategy, right, Like, think about like a

665
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: flower that wants to reproduce, so it's brightly colored, it's

666
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: like it looks fucking so hot to bumblebees. Like bumble

667
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: bees are like, oh yeah, I want to fuck that thing,

668
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: or like you know, they or it looks delicious to

669
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: other things. Well there is one that looks like something

670
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: that I forget which insect it is, but then to

671
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: fuck it.

672
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, well that's fine.

673
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 1: But anyways, like this one is on a scary ass

674
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: planet that you know, like just not does not It's.

675
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 15: Created mist and eerie blue lights, and it looks like

676
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 15: a fucking like demon.

677
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 2: Yeah you see that, You're like hell no, yeah, why

678
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 2: would you look at that?

679
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they really need some they need to up

680
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: their game. In terms of even if.

681
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's just that so many things have to go

682
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 15: perfectly for one baby to be born, and that I

683
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 15: think is not such.

684
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 4: A good plan perfect evolutionarily speaking.

685
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: And also when it runs, it's like not that yeah,

686
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: like when it so when it pops out of that

687
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: motherfucker's stomach spoiler alert for people managed to miss that whole.

688
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 4: I saw Senator Cassidy's testimony.

689
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: And it runs out. It doesn't run that like, it's

690
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: like just like it's just like kind of scampers out

691
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: like in a way that's you know, kind of well.

692
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: Some of these are answered in.

693
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 15: Alien Earth Jack. Then they hit series on FX it uh,

694
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 15: they show more of the zoomorph in between, which is

695
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 15: why this came up for me.

696
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 4: Someone was talking about Alien Earth and I was like.

697
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 15: Hold up, I already made this sick ass joke, and

698
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 15: I just think I'm suing.

699
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 4: I didn't make this. The sick ass joke is what

700
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

701
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: It's any perfect, perfectly scary thing. Unfortunately that doesn't make

702
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: it perfect for reproduction and survivor.

703
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gorgeous.

704
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: Nature's the pinnacle of nature's achievement.

705
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 4: It's like, what the fuck are you.

706
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: Talking about, Yeah, because there is also like the conceit

707
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: is that everybody wants to use it as a weapon,

708
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: Like it's just yeah, it would be the worst weapon

709
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: to turn on you so fast. You heard of just

710
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 1: a better gun if you really want.

711
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 4: To pretty spooky guns in here, man, Yeah.

712
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 1: It's not even the best gun in the like spaceship area.

713
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: What did it even look like? Would it be like

714
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 1: the car you know in Gouni's data has the vest

715
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: where like a punching like a thought single pops out

716
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: of would that be like just have a xenomorph that

717
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: like pops out of a container, Like how are you

718
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: going to weaponize that? You open your vest and then

719
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: as xenomorp pops out of your chest and.

720
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 15: Like yeah, every every time they've tried to depict that

721
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 15: on screen as the xenomorph being a quote unquote perfect weapon,

722
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 15: all it does is kill some quite a lot of

723
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 15: the people in the area.

724
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: It doesn't do anything that.

725
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 15: A fucking like cruise missile couldn't do a billion times more.

726
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 2: If you have the technology for interplanetary travel, I'd imagine

727
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 2: your weapons might be better than just unleashing it.

728
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 15: Truly, monster, But I'm so sorry, but like, yeah, I'm

729
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 15: just like putting a big bug in the in the

730
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 15: house cannot be the best way to do this.

731
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: It's like the equivalent of like putting some bees under

732
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: some door and then like walking away giggling yourself.

733
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 2: And then they're like I was on vacation, I came home.

734
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 2: There's like three dead bees, and.

735
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: The bees killed a bunch of stuff. Right, Why would

736
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: you do that? Man?

737
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: It's such an insane way to kill people.

738
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: If everybody stays inside this house, who we want to

739
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: stay inside this house? We're in business. There's just too.

740
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 4: Many variables, too many variables. I don't like it. You

741
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 4: don't want to go back.

742
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: And on the house, Yeah, bad idea.

743
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 15: Do you ever want to use that spaceship for your

744
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 15: own No? You just want to kill some of the

745
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 15: people in it? Real scarily okay, like still.

746
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: At the ancient like using an ASP as a weapon? Yeah,

747
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: version of weapons. Unleash the ASP on Cleopatra.

748
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 15: Oh your city with scorpions?

749
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 4: Like what do you?

750
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 15: I just I listen. I get that it's a monster.

751
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 15: I just think the underlying research imperative seems shaky at best.

752
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, monster can't even close its fucking mouth. Yeah, what

753
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: is something from your search history that's revealing about who

754
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: you are?

755
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,879
Speaker 7: Wow, that's so kind of you to ask, Jack.

756
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 16: Funny that you bring that up, because my actual last

757
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 16: Google search was what is the newest research about octopuses

758
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 16: being sentient? And so then I got on a a

759
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 16: deep dive on that and I will be publishing a

760
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 16: substack later today with your findings some of it.

761
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, do you like eating octopus?

762
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 16: And well I was raised on it, my whole life.

763
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 1: Housing octopus right now, everybody.

764
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 4: All over her face.

765
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 7: Still something I've come to.

766
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 16: That's all very sad, confusing sort of reckoning that I

767
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 16: have to be honest with myself about because I come

768
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,240
Speaker 16: from a diving family, so I've eaten it my whole

769
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 16: life quite a bit.

770
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: And diving not like competitive pool diving, but.

771
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 16: Diving in the ocean, and like catching their diving.

772
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 4: Yeah all that.

773
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 16: No, Actually, Jack, I'm very sorry to correct you, but

774
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 16: the correct nomenclature at this time has been changed back

775
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 16: to octopuses, not like OCTOPI like when we were taught

776
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 16: when we were young.

777
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: Well, just correct, both of you. I said catching octopus

778
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: like catching fish instead of fishes. So you're both wrong,

779
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: and yeah, I.

780
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 16: Can see where you were going with that.

781
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: One fish is a word, No, I mean fishes in

782
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: terms of the present. Yeah, I got a lot of

783
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: table it's nine eleven, all right, it's yeah, you're you

784
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: gotta give me a break.

785
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 4: But you can't blame it all nine eleven.

786
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: I can't blame it all on nine eleven. But it

787
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: certainly didn't help Miles.

788
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 2: Wait, so then are you so now you're a little

789
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 2: bit because I feel the same way because everything every

790
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: time you see a documentary or something about an octopus, like,

791
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 2: oh my god, they're fucking there.

792
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 4: They know, they know.

793
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 16: Apparently they're sentient, and they can recognize faces. They're extremely intelligent.

794
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 16: They can edit their own social which is the pea

795
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 16: cursor to editing their own DNA, and so like, you know,

796
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 16: there's all this new research coming out about it, and

797
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 16: it's basically to me, I'm like, oh my god, it's

798
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 16: like eating a dog, and I just don't feel like

799
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 16: it's ethical, even though you know, I eat cows, which

800
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 16: I do feel guilty about every day as well, even

801
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 16: though I don't foresee stopping.

802
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: But you're an athletic specimen. You gotta keep you got

803
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: to pack in the protest.

804
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 16: I am a carnivore, but I'm deciding I'm making an

805
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 16: executive decision. I think to stop eating octopus going forward.

806
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, octopus is so such is so prevalent in like

807
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: Japanese food too, that like I was raised eating like takoyaki,

808
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 2: which is like first ball thing, or like taco wassa,

809
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 2: which is like what like wassa be root with like

810
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 2: raw octopus. It's like a really good little side thing.

811
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 2: And yeah, every time I like see that, it is

812
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: just sort of like co fuck.

813
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 16: But I've noticed I'm varying of guilt inside me like

814
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 16: the last year or so. And you know, I am

815
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 16: very very addicted to TikTok, so I'm really in taking

816
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 16: a lot of info at all time. Good good, So

817
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 16: I just had to make the decision.

818
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well, I mean they sound more advanced than

819
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: like the DNA RNA. Yeah, like that sounds I don't

820
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: like I've tried that before. It hasn't totally worked out

821
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: the ability to edit my own DNA and RNA just

822
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: with sheer tyranny of will. So that's pretty pretty impressive.

823
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: They don't they don't live long lives. I've long had

824
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: this theory that octopus, octopi, octopuses, octopuces, octopises would be

825
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: way more advanced if like they they they would run

826
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 1: the globe and be like waging wars and or not,

827
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: you know, just being cool. But like they, we would

828
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: work for octopuses if they just had longer lifespans.

829
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 16: Well, well, there also have been discovering new species and

830
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 16: are saying that there are many other octopus species that

831
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 16: we haven't even discovered yet, and that they are possibly

832
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 16: linked to our own evolutionary us. Maybe I don't know,

833
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 16: or extraterrestrial we'll see. At the risk of the listeners

834
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 16: thinking I'm a.

835
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: Total quack, yeah, they would never, they would never. No, No,

836
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: you're goaded, You're gods with the sauce, Like.

837
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm some odd special. I only found out I'm

838
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 16: autistic six months ago. But it explains a lot, Like

839
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 16: I mean, I like, my whole life really makes sense now,

840
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 16: Like I mean, I'm like, I complain now, I have

841
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 16: so much stuff to do, and then I spent like

842
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 16: all morning like just researching about octopus.

843
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: Why I don't know. No, that's the info you needed

844
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: what I needed, I guess what is something you think

845
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 1: is over efficiency.

846
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 17: I think I spent a time, a lot of time

847
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 17: studying algorithms, studying how people optimize for things, and I

848
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 17: don't think that's where we find meaning. And things like

849
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 17: uber eats, like delivering something straight to your doorstep. You

850
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 17: don't experience the friction that makes life feel worth living.

851
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 17: You don't bump into your friend in the street, you

852
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 17: don't interact with your local community. The efficiency of algorithms

853
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 17: and how everything is streamlined in society is kind of

854
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 17: boring to me.

855
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, unless you're yeah, unless you hate running

856
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 2: into people you went to high school with in public

857
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 2: when you're high and you just want to get taco

858
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: bell just just quietly, there's.

859
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 4: A time employece Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

860
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: I always found people to be an impediment to the

861
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: efficiency of commerce, and so yeah, that's why I'm really

862
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: excited about this new direction that our society has taken.

863
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: This This actually gets to kind of my first question

864
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 1: for you is just you know, the difference between I

865
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: feel like you did a post on like quant speak

866
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: and like how the language of efficiency is sort of

867
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: bleeding in. Like I one example that I've noticed I

868
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 1: don't know if this would be categorized the same in yearbook,

869
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: but like the phrase replacement level is a thing that

870
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: I've like from the world of sports analytics, which is

871
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, they're like an average player, but it

872
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: like adds this sort of dark fascist like Thomas the

873
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: tank engine thing, where like everybody is just replaceable in CHANGEABI. Yeah, yeah,

874
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: people as commodities. Like so I do I notice that

875
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: as a as a newish trend sort of vying with

876
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: the more broad trends of like language. It seems too

877
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: historically and even modern like today feel it's like a

878
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: democratic phenomenon. It's like not top down and it's you know,

879
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 1: it comes from like teenagers or like frequently persecuted minority groups,

880
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: and like it's a way for people without officially sanctioned

881
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 1: power to like weird wield their creativity and like power,

882
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: which is I think beautiful. And that's what you see

883
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: with a lot of these linguistic trends that scare people online.

884
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: But then yeah, I do see also, you know, whether

885
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: it be the world of like you know, like analytics

886
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: people are stat people, or just like the corporate world,

887
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 1: you know, creating these new phrases I feel like that's

888
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: sort of an interesting like dark and light side battle

889
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: that we see in linguistics happening all the time. Do

890
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: you think about it that way at all?

891
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 6: That's so interesting?

892
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 4: No.

893
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 17: I think there's each community always finds the best way

894
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 17: to speak for that community, and it changes as the

895
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 17: vibe changes.

896
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 4: Again, I think the vibe is important here.

897
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 17: It's very probably true that since the moneyball era started,

898
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 17: the sports language has gotten more about like quantifying things,

899
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 17: and you're talking more about things like RBIs than you

900
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 17: used to. Probably people care about stats a lot more.

901
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 17: I think as communities have shared values, language emerges to

902
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 17: reflect those values. So the video you were referencing was

903
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 17: about how math nerds and cs people kind of find

904
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 17: streamline optimized ways of communicating. I think that's definitely true,

905
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 17: because their goal is to find efficient ways, maybe mathematically,

906
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 17: to express things. Same things happening with middle schoolers right.

907
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 17: Middle schoolers are just vibing in that they are using

908
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 17: language to connect with other middle schoolers, to differentiate their

909
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 17: identity from adults. And that distinction between top down and

910
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 17: bottom up is kind of constant that we always impose

911
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 17: like a layer, like through dictionaries or through formal rules

912
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 17: of what language is supposed to be, but then in

913
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 17: reality that doesn't fit onto everybody, and then different communities

914
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 17: find their own ways of expressing themselves.

915
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,919
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I feel like, I mean it's a fit.

916
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 4: Right.

917
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: They're trying to find the most efficient way to communicate,

918
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 1: but they're also trying to make each other laugh and

919
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 1: trying to impress people, you know. And like there's this

920
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: book about the evolution of birds and the role of

921
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: beauty and like how birds evolved, and so like, you know,

922
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: we tend to think of, you know, the way evolution

923
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: works and as like the survival of the fittest being,

924
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: like you know, it's just everything is a something that

925
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: was evolved to like feed or like defeat or dominate

926
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 1: the other side. And it's like, you know, a lot

927
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: of the stuff that birds have evolved to do is

928
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: just to be like beautiful in a way that is

929
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: like attract some other mate, you know. And so I

930
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 1: feel like, similarly, in language, you have how to most

931
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: efficiently communicate your meaning, but also how to do so

932
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: in a way that is just like fun, you know,

933
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: and like makes people laugh and makes people impressed by

934
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: your creativity a little bit.

935
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 17: Yeah, I don't think everything is about efficiency, right. I

936
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 17: think it can also be you're joking, you're kind of

937
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 17: trying to communicate that your chill or laid back those

938
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 17: things aren't efficient. If you're being efficient, that it isn't

939
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 17: chill or laid back. And I don't know, like surper communities,

940
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 17: like we'll talk differently than the quants, you know, because

941
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 17: they have a different goal in mind, they have a

942
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 17: different vibe of how they're approaching language.

943
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does feel like teenagers, Like how we experience

944
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: language being spoken by teenagers today and then how we

945
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: actually use language tho was spoken by teenagers in years

946
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: past is like kind of you know, people don't realize

947
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: how much of our modern dialect is just created by

948
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: sort of younger people. Or you know, I've heard people

949
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: talk about upspeak being a thing that was started by

950
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: teen girls and criticized and criticized and criticized, and until

951
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 1: the people criticizing it, we're also doing it with upspeak.

952
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: You know, how do you like it is that sort

953
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: of a constant in your study of like how language evolves,

954
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: or also like persecuted minority groups like and you.

955
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 17: See you seem to really know what's happening that it

956
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 17: often does come out of these minority groups because they

957
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 17: have the biggest reason to defy the hierarchical imposition of language,

958
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 17: because that's not their version of language. The language that's

959
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 17: being imposed is like the super straight, white old man

960
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 17: version of language. So minority groups women, they're going to

961
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 17: want to eventually talk different than than they do, and

962
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 17: then they're kind of scrutinized by these other people. Except

963
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 17: these young people and the marginalized communities are the ones

964
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 17: that are actually generating the new language. And sometimes that

965
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 17: leaks into the mainstream, and then it gets adopted, and

966
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 17: then it gets institutionalized, and then we once again forget

967
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 17: like that it came from that group. This is a

968
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 17: time honored process that we see over and over again.

969
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 4: But yeah, you seem to really have a good graph

970
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 4: of that.

971
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 17: I think we have a tendency to call things brain

972
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 17: rot right, and the idea that words are bad for

973
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 17: your brain, it's kind of funny. I think brain rod

974
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 17: is also a meme aesthetic, and to be fair, the

975
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 17: words that are spreading right now fit into that meme

976
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 17: aesthetic really well. And the aesthetic is like pointing back

977
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 17: to the algorithm and how the algorithm is bad for

978
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,720
Speaker 17: our brains. And these words are coming from the algorithm.

979
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 17: Riskyvide ohio do bai, chocolate, labubu macha. You know, all

980
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 17: of those are memes brought to us by the algorithm.

981
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 17: And the words are funny because they're like algorithmic words.

982
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 17: But I don't think the words themselves are bad. But

983
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 17: you know, we do have this tendency to call language bad,

984
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 17: and we've been doing it time and time again. And

985
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 17: you go back to the nineteen hundreds and there are

986
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 17: articles about people like being upset at words that we

987
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 17: now find normal.

988
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 2: Right right, I wonder too, like if it's kind of

989
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 2: you know, we we sort of speak the same way,

990
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 2: especially as kids, because you're referencing something in pop culture

991
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: or like sort of in group as like young people,

992
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: this is like.

993
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 4: A shared experience or value.

994
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 2: And I wonder too, because, like I was trying to think, like,

995
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,399
Speaker 2: what the fuck was I saying? That would have even

996
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 2: been perceived as brain rot quote unquote, like because again

997
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 2: this is all generationally cyclical, where the like they go.

998
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 4: What are the kids talking about these days?

999
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I wonder too, because like in the

1000
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 2: eighties and nineties, there was really a very limited amount

1001
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 2: of content movies, TV that sort of a lot of

1002
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 2: people were experiencing at the same time. But with the

1003
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 2: Internet it becomes so much more specific that suddenly like

1004
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 2: everyone knows Ace Ventura or everyone knows the budwe or frogs.

1005
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 4: So being like.

1006
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: Or saying like still do that to this day, yeah, same.

1007
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 2: Or alrighty, then is again the same way we were

1008
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 2: just saying some dumb shit because it's from this thing

1009
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 2: you like, not because you're like that's the way I talk.

1010
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,399
Speaker 2: You're like, we're saying the thing from the thing we

1011
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 2: like that Now because there's so many different like sort

1012
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 2: of inputs for like what that what can affect someone's

1013
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 2: language or the kind of content that they have an

1014
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 2: affinity for, that's that Now it's like people are like, well,

1015
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 2: I don't know fucking skimmity of toilet, So what the

1016
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 2: fuck is skimmity toilet?

1017
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 15: You?

1018
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 2: No?

1019
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 17: Literally, I think you is a really a good point

1020
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 17: about like media and the role that media plays and

1021
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 17: our adoption of slang, and it's always been based on

1022
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 17: what we're consuming. So when hip hop in the nineties

1023
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 17: was influencing language, people would say things like fo shizzle

1024
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 17: and then to when you know movies were influencing culture people,

1025
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 17: it's you know, was up you know the millennials lange

1026
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 17: that doesn't really stick around. Some of it does stick around,

1027
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 17: you know, words like cool emerge from minority communities and

1028
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 17: now just like a part of wuage, but vine. I

1029
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 17: think in twenty fourteen people were saying things like bay

1030
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 17: fam on fleek way more. Sometimes those are still around,

1031
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 17: but I think largely they were a fad in the

1032
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 17: general population. And uh, same thing is happening now with TikTok.

1033
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 17: Some of the words are going to stick around.

1034
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 4: Some of them aren't.

1035
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I also wonder if they're having to like if

1036
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: we're seeing this moment of exploding you know, slang that

1037
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: is like kind of extra inscrutable because everybody, like the

1038
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: as Miles as you were talking about, like what were

1039
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: the words that we said to like define ourselves away

1040
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: from like previous generations. It was a lot of like swearing, right,

1041
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: like yeah, you know just this day, yeah, terrible, terrible, No.

1042
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: But now the fucking president like swears and like the

1043
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: vice pread you know, they're constantly swearing. So like I

1044
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: feel like you need new tools that aren't just the

1045
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 1: standard old tools of like saying bad words, but like

1046
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 1: you have to like create your own sort of aggressive

1047
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: words that like won't be used by the president, you

1048
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, I wonder if that that

1049
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 1: is pushing the young people to like have to get

1050
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: extra creative and like create new ways of speaking because

1051
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: literally everybody.

1052
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 4: Says everything's on the table.

1053
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're kind of right that like absurdism

1054
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 17: is the only option here, and the importance of identity

1055
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 17: formation because young people are always trying to build a

1056
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 17: shared identity for themselves that's different from the identity of adults,

1057
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 17: because they're trying to figure out who they are in

1058
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 17: the world.

1059
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 4: That's normal.

1060
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 17: That's why young people are always the ones that are

1061
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 17: coming up with slang, whereas old people have a crystallized

1062
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 17: idea of who they are and what language is. But

1063
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 17: in a world where I think things are overly structured,

1064
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 17: like through algorithms which force feed us like the content

1065
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 17: that makes them money, and through like I think society

1066
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 17: is structuring things a lot more. But at the same time,

1067
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 17: we have this uncertainty about what's going on, and then

1068
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,919
Speaker 17: we turn to absurdism in the same way. I think

1069
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 17: you're right to point out da daism in like the

1070
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 17: nineteen tens. I think that's a really good analogy. There

1071
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 17: was a kind of that period of uncertainty going on

1072
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 17: as well.

1073
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is something from your search history that's revealing

1074
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: about who you are?

1075
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 4: I just so this is always kind of a mirror

1076
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 4: that you hold up to yourself when you do this segment.

1077
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 4: But the last thing I had searched was are there

1078
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 4: any laws about headlights? Reddit? So I just simply don't

1079
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 4: know if there's any laws about how bright headlights are

1080
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 4: allowed to be, is anyone allowed to do anything? Some

1081
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 4: of them are so upsettingly bright. And I was just

1082
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 4: in North Carolina, which is what made me search this,

1083
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 4: because all the headlights there are at all the truck

1084
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 4: it's all trucks there, and it seems like people lift

1085
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 4: their truck to what I like to call toddler blind

1086
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 4: spot inches high, and so every single truck is like

1087
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 4: they're like, I just see my truck. It's just high

1088
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 4: enough to where I could clip the top of a

1089
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 4: skull if it was learning to walk.

1090
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 7: Predator.

1091
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, dodge ram is actually the two verbs kids need

1092
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Speaker 4: around and so I'm like, I'm in a regular human

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00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 4: rental car being followed by a truck and I cannot

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00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 4: see and I can't and so I didn't search it

1095
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 4: while driving, but I do think it's it's actually illegal

1096
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 4: there to not be on your phone. Water are we

1097
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 4: are there any laws for headlights? And did you find out?

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00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:29,919
Speaker 1: Like? Are there? Because I really had the thought just

1099
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 1: search this, started searching it clipped A toddler had to

1100
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: stop and pretend throw my phone out the window so

1101
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: that nobody toddler.

1102
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,479
Speaker 4: Sounds like those parents exploiting their.

1103
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: Kids a toddler.

1104
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 14: I thought that the rule about tail lights was you

1105
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 14: aren't allowed to have them or not have them if

1106
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 14: you're black, Like I thought that.

1107
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: Was the thing, right, that's right tail lights.

1108
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, well that part of the internet's banned in

1109
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 4: North Carolina. The answers to that, you're actually not allowed

1110
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 4: to access black part of the internet, the part that

1111
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 4: could help a minority.

1112
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 1: It's like square in China.

1113
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It was no definitive answer

1114
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 4: and honestly hard to read because I was in a

1115
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 4: hotel and yet again, headlights outside were so bright.

1116
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: I can't deal with it, And what are we doing

1117
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: National Lampoon's Christmas vacation.

1118
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 7: When you first started this, I was like, oh god,

1119
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 7: we are old.

1120
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, oh, what's the oldest I've ever felt?

1121
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 14: Yeah, but it makes sense. I get really upset when

1122
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 14: restaurants are too dim.

1123
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 4: Now.

1124
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 14: I'm like, these fucking guys. They think that we can't

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00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 14: read the menu in here.

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00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 4: Oh I just ate at a restaurant down street from me.

1127
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 4: I say, just it was it was a long time ago,

1128
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 4: a month ago, but the guy pulled it. It was

1129
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 4: so dim. The guy pulled his phone out to read

1130
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 4: the menu and then just never turned the flashlight off

1131
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 4: the rest of his time in the restaurant.

1132
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 7: He was trying to help the rest of the restaurant.

1133
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 4: It was like he had a little disco ball on

1134
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 4: his table at any given moment that might blind you

1135
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 4: or might help you.

1136
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh, you had dinner with my father. That's it's been nice,

1137
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: I said.

1138
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,919
Speaker 4: But I have no idea about headlights. I still don't

1139
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 4: know the answer.

1140
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. Can we leave that up to the States?

1141
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: I wish we wouldn't, because I feel like something bad

1142
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: is going to happen. I know.

1143
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 4: I don't like telling people. I'm either pro light or

1144
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 4: pro choice, But.

1145
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 14: Yeah, headlights are gonna only can only be dimmed by

1146
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 14: the corpse of a child.

1147
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 4: You know, you could put a windshield wiper on there

1148
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 4: to get thin hair off of it after you run

1149
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 4: a kid over it. Big wheel out of a truck.

1150
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 7: I forgot how dark. I forgot how dark your company is?

1151
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: Like why I forgot?

1152
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 4: Every time I see one of these trucks, I'm like,

1153
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 4: they're going to run over the kid from the Incredibles

1154
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 4: that was in his driveway. That's what this looks like

1155
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 4: to me.

1156
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 14: I just realized, I know why there aren't like creepy

1157
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 14: kids on bikes anymore, and they all are like throwbacks

1158
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 14: to the eighties.

1159
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 7: They've all been wiped out.

1160
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 4: So why it takes so long for them to make

1161
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 4: a new season a stranger thing? They let the kids

1162
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 4: grow out of the blind spot, I know that.

1163
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: Like people always talk about how yeah, but if it's

1164
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: like super bright, it's kind of like this arms race

1165
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: that's happening with the size of cars, and this is

1166
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: like also a part of that where like the size

1167
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 1: of cars, the people inside the car are safer, is

1168
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: everyone outside the car that's like less safe because.

1169
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 4: Once again we're talking about and square. They were very

1170
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 4: safe in the tank. Inside the tank, yeah, but historically

1171
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 4: out of it. I was always worried about the people

1172
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 4: inside the tank when I saw that bit, but apparently

1173
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 4: they were fine. It was that guy holding his groceries

1174
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 4: that but yeah, and then like super bright lights, it's like, well,

1175
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 4: nobody's gonna run into you, and it's like, well they

1176
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 4: can't see, so they might run into other things. And

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00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 4: it's like not you though, you know what I mean,

1178
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 4: Like it just has this like weird prisoner's dilemma, like

1179
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 4: zero something that's happening.

1180
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 7: It's a trolley problem where you invented the track, right.

1181
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, talk problem, except they're like, is there a way

1182
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 4: I can run over some them, back up, change direction

1183
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 4: than run over the one guy? All so I could

1184
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 4: try and save a little bit on taxes in my mind, but.

1185
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to research this, like headlights are too bright,

1186
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: but US experts say they're not bright enough on Reddit

1187
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: the first one, brightness isn't the issue. I'm like, all right,

1188
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: well I've checked out. It's it's actually the direction that

1189
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: you and my brain shuts down, like I can't I

1190
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that I was not.

1191
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 4: And I just got a little, great, little more angry

1192
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 4: about the Internet.

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01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, my underrated uh Mad's Michelson's desire to

1194
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: be like held down slash tied up just any any So,

1195
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: as you I've talked about before, my uh probably my

1196
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: favorite thing I wrote back in the Cracked days was

1197
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: this article about actors who kind of like to do

1198
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: the same thing in every movie. Tom Cruise likes to run,

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01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt likes to eat, John Cusack likes to get

1200
01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 1: stuck in the rain, and the the ultimate. Tom Hanks

1201
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 1: love to pee and he loves in a movie. And

1202
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm just obsessed with the idea of like how that happened.

1203
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm just obsessed with the idea of watching people pee.

1204
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: And the Internet's amazing because you can find so many

1205
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: videos of it, just like how that happens? Is it

1206
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: a note from the actor? But anyways, somebody on Twitter

1207
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: who goes by v i z l a g F

1208
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: on Twitter posted a super cut of Mad's Michelson like

1209
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: being tied up or tied down, or like held down

1210
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: or tying somebody else down, And it's just there's a

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01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 1: lot to go off of.

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01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 3: It's why does he have a boner in all.

1213
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: These shots too? So the projects are polar The Starvation

1214
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: Hannibal Bitch Better Have My Money music video he's in

1215
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: there being tied up exit Casino Royale, Unit one valhallarizing

1216
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 1: Doctor Strange, and then something called The Call, which is

1217
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: a furniture ad in which he gets So it's interesting

1218
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: that these are like, there are some weird projects on there. Like,

1219
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: on the one hand, you could be like, man, they're

1220
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: really scraping to find examples of this. On the other

1221
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 1: you can read it as like he will take a

1222
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: job that doesn't make any sense for him, like a

1223
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: Rihanna video or a furniture ad if they're just like yeah,

1224
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: but we'll hold your arms down in like kind of

1225
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: a sexual context.

1226
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 2: His agent's like, Mad's, I got this news script for you.

1227
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 2: He's like, you you already know what I'm going to ask.

1228
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,919
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna ask? Why are you even

1229
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 1: why are we even talking about it right now? But

1230
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: Mad's this could be just say it. What am I

1231
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: going to ask?

1232
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 4: Are fine?

1233
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: Is it bondage? Is it hold me down? Is it bondage? Okay?

1234
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 1: Then yes, But they don't make sense.

1235
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 2: The work too.

1236
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is more this one feels

1237
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: more in line with like Tom Hanks, because like the

1238
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: Brad pitt One, the John Cusack, it's just like Tom

1239
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 1: Cruise are like this is the thing I look cool

1240
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: doing Tom Hanks and like this one, I can't imagine

1241
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 1: they think it looks cool. It feels like it's coming

1242
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 1: from in like a deep like psycho sexual urge that

1243
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 1: they is.

1244
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 2: Probably why Tom Hanks isn't canceled is because he's found

1245
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,800
Speaker 2: a way to route any kind of weird sexual desire

1246
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 2: into like somewhat a creative Outlet's like, look, as long

1247
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 2: as I'm pissing in a film, like.

1248
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 1: I can keep my shit together. Watch it. All those

1249
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: people I walk around this country, I make eye contact

1250
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: with people and I know and that's where my comments

1251
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: comes from. They've watched me piss, Like, yeah.

1252
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 4: There it is.

1253
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we literally finish each other sandwhich is

1254
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 2: did you see that clip of Ben Stiller talking because

1255
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 2: it had been like twenty something years since that MTV

1256
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 2: Movie Awards where he was protecting Yeah, yeah, yeah, and

1257
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 2: he was like reminiscing about it, and he was like,

1258
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 2: I thought i'd be nervous. He's like, but the second

1259
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 2: I started doing it like he was, he was just

1260
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 2: all in and he's like and that made it so

1261
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 2: much easier. I thought, I don't know what the fuck

1262
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 2: is how he was going to react, and he's like,

1263
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 2: he started laughing. Then I started He's like that scene

1264
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 2: where they just kind of start laughing, like and they

1265
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 2: made on each other. He just said that just started

1266
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 2: with him laughing and then Tom Cruise reacting and him

1267
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 2: just kind of they just kept reacting to each other.

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01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 2: Beautiful moment for all my old ass chooge listeners out

1269
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 2: there who remember that storied MTV Movie Awards when we

1270
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 2: used to watch them live.

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01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:51,160
Speaker 1: The premise was that Ben Stiller is his body double,

1272
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: right Yeah, But then like he's like and we're exact,

1273
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 1: We're basically the same person, and it's clear that he

1274
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: has this like obsessive relationship with him and it's like

1275
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: trying to make things happen quite working both five seven too.

1276
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 1: So there you go. What is something you think is underrated?

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01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 14: Okay, this is something that when I used to live

1278
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 14: in the Bay and I had rich ass friends who

1279
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 14: were and they shout up to the friends.

1280
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 7: To me anymore.

1281
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 1: They would soon start making phone calls again once they

1282
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 1: get the metaglasses. Yeah, point to their temple and.

1283
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 4: They call CVS, CBS.

1284
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 14: Your extra care savings. They like would outsource like all

1285
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 14: of their chores. And I'm like, I feel like chores

1286
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 14: are underrated, like cleaning, like get it, like laundry dishes, cleaning,

1287
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 14: like you don't want to be overwhelmed by it. But

1288
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 14: if you haven't like changed your child's diaper ever, then

1289
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 14: like I feel like you're not living in the same

1290
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 14: plane of existence as me.

1291
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

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01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 4: You don't change?

1293
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, daddy Daddy Bear doesn't get his pause dirty with don.

1294
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:18,120
Speaker 4: Do.

1295
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 14: I don't know what your audience is, but the bears

1296
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 14: are tuning in, okay, very excited.

1297
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 4: That is so funny.

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01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like when whenever I hear people like

1299
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 2: earnestly be like, oh I don't change diapers, I'm like,

1300
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 2: you're a fuck.

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01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 7: Up person, kind of Like we talked about this with

1302
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:37,439
Speaker 7: like JD.

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01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 14: Vance, right, didn't we didn't He have something about like

1304
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 14: not interacting with his kid in like yeah, yeah.

1305
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget if it's one of the many famous

1306
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 2: Vance quotes where he's like I think he's like he's

1307
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:53,160
Speaker 2: like my wife like likes to like coddle them.

1308
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 4: I just kind of yell at him, and you're like.

1309
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 1: Oh, the mama dada bear. You know, I am a

1310
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 1: me into them and don't really look at them. I

1311
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with that ship. And then my

1312
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: wife cleans up my like.

1313
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 7: I learned it from Succession. That's how I learned. That's

1314
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,959
Speaker 7: the parenting book I read.

1315
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 1: Yep.

1316
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that's a show man, that's a show.

1317
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's a parenting tone.

1318
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:24,640
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, yeah, And just generally, I do think boredom downtime,

1319
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: Like I listen to podcasts a lot for a fucking

1320
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: living sometimes and but just like carving out time to

1321
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 1: do boring tasks like clean up without anything, without like

1322
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: anything going on, you know, just like.

1323
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 7: The mind mindfulness as as true as a chore wheel.

1324
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 4: What's your favorite shore? What's your favorite chore?

1325
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 14: I really like doing laundry, Like I like I like

1326
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 14: the like the folding and putting a way of laundry

1327
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 14: because it feels like a fresh start.

1328
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 7: I also get to look at things that I have

1329
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 7: and be grateful for.

1330
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 1: Them, and like you know what I mean.

1331
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 14: I'm like, oh, like this is a cute Yeah, and

1332
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 14: I also like don't like I don't like things too much.

1333
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 14: We have to wash my hands a lot because my

1334
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:14,000
Speaker 14: hands get like dry really quickly, so like dishes. I

1335
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 14: don't like or like like cleaning the toilet and like

1336
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,640
Speaker 14: washing my hands, you know, like I just don't like.

1337
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 2: Weird, like washing your hands after using the toilet.

1338
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 7: Listen.

1339
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 14: I think that you don't need to use shampoo and

1340
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 14: you don't need to wash your hands.

1341
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,719
Speaker 7: Okay, you you odorant can be made out of bark.

1342
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 2: Okay, well, when the Democrats take over, you'd be a

1343
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,639
Speaker 2: great pick for Secretary of Defense.

1344
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

1345
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, excuse me.

1346
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 1: Germ theory his hands after he pooped because it like

1347
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 1: made him stronger somehow. I was just reading back to.

1348
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:54,639
Speaker 2: Like the next a signal chat with ship hands. Yeah,

1349
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 2: he's like, hey, get my cell phone, man, bring my

1350
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 2: phone over here. You're like.

1351
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 4: There's He's like, how come the charging ports all clogged

1352
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:03,639
Speaker 4: up with stuff?

1353
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't know. That's why I got the

1354
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,639
Speaker 2: magnetic charger because that hole is all.

1355
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 1: Like crust, you know.

1356
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 2: The I was reading a thing that like it was

1357
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 2: a poll of parents talking about allowances and like how

1358
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:18,640
Speaker 2: kids like like the financial awareness of children and of

1359
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,640
Speaker 2: like these two thousand parents that they had pulled, they

1360
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 2: were saying, they're like average allowance is around one hundred

1361
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,360
Speaker 2: and twenty bucks a month.

1362
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn inflation.

1363
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 4: I'm like, how come wages actually haven't gone up in.

1364
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:36,400
Speaker 1: With allowances?

1365
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 4: Really everything's gone up five bucks a week And if I.

1366
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 14: Was lucky, we didn't because my parents were like, this

1367
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 14: is your home. But also like they didn't ask us

1368
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 14: to do too many things like they did obviously like

1369
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 14: the majority of stuff, but they'd ask us to help

1370
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 14: like a little bit here and there. They wanted us

1371
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,240
Speaker 14: to be kids basically yeah and and so. But they

1372
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 14: were also like, we're not going to pay.

1373
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 7: You like you live here.

1374
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 4: It was yeah, like I was.

1375
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,920
Speaker 2: The thing was like they would pay me to pick

1376
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,400
Speaker 2: up dog poop and like they had like a per

1377
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 2: bag thing. I was breaking down pieces of ship and

1378
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 2: bagging it up individually.

1379
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:21,880
Speaker 7: My allowance poop trap house like just cutting but.

1380
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:26,720
Speaker 2: Naked butt naked bagging it up. The balloon meant something totally.

1381
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 4: Different for you.

1382
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: Trying to put poop into a balloon.

1383
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 4: It's fun.

1384
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: I wouldn't easy.

1385
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 4: You just need a thing that opens it up. I

1386
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 4: do it all the time.

1387
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 7: You do it now to your wife.

1388
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 1: You get you get a PVC.

1389
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 4: Pipe thing that's big enough. Just wrap the end of

1390
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 4: it right there. Then perfect funnel.

1391
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,720
Speaker 14: You're gonna get accused of fraud and your parents going

1392
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:51,760
Speaker 14: to require back pay on this.

1393
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, already they required, They've already demanded it, and

1394
01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 2: I have to.

1395
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,600
Speaker 1: Paul of what's something you think is overrated?

1396
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:04,320
Speaker 14: Okay, this is something I'm starting to recently. I think

1397
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,760
Speaker 14: I've done it throughout different points in my life. I

1398
01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 14: think like shopping online, shopping at stores overrated. Shop at

1399
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 14: your friend who hoards stuff's place because they have a wonderful, unique.

1400
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 7: Selection of items.

1401
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:24,720
Speaker 14: Curated goods, Yeah, curated goods that they find value in

1402
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 14: maybe you will too. And then also I feel like

1403
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 14: they're more likely to relinquish it to someone that they

1404
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 14: know and love, so you're helping them.

1405
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,760
Speaker 7: And it's free. It's like the Facebook marketplace of like,

1406
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 7: you know issues, It's something.

1407
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 2: Right, it feels like it works perfectly, like psychologically with

1408
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,200
Speaker 2: the mentality of a hoarder who's like I have to

1409
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 2: keep that because I never know when someone might need

1410
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,360
Speaker 2: it or I might and you, as a third party

1411
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 2: come in and go.

1412
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,559
Speaker 4: Hey, you know I could get a lot of use

1413
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,719
Speaker 4: out of that. Please take it, please?

1414
01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:57,080
Speaker 15: Yes?

1415
01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because the growing away, I feel like is

1416
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:04,599
Speaker 1: the thing, right, Yeah, they want to Yeah.

1417
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,720
Speaker 7: It's like extreme sustainability.

1418
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 4: So what happened? So what did you get in your

1419
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 4: latest hoarder shopping?

1420
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:16,360
Speaker 7: They got a really cool jean jacket Okay new, okay.

1421
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:20,920
Speaker 4: New with tags WTS no tags.

1422
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 7: But it was new, it was like never used.

1423
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:26,599
Speaker 14: And then I got like, I'm getting like a comforter

1424
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 14: because I like don't have a comforter.

1425
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 4: I don't want to like get great ship. I thought

1426
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 4: you're gonna be like an old Game Day program from now.

1427
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 7: You have hoarders do have nice ship.

1428
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 14: Sometimes you know, like it's it's you gotta you gotta

1429
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,320
Speaker 14: be friends with the most people they are like, I

1430
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 14: want to be friends with with a.

1431
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: Guy with a boat.

1432
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,840
Speaker 7: Fuck that. Yeah, I don't want a boat that's full

1433
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 7: of shit.

1434
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,920
Speaker 2: You want to be friends with someone who has three

1435
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:56,240
Speaker 2: thousand unopened coke cans from the nineteen nineties.

1436
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 14: Yeah, if I need a wire, I can just go,

1437
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,439
Speaker 14: I don't need to. What is the radio shack is

1438
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:04,519
Speaker 14: on a business type?

1439
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, any any sort of wire I call my friends.

1440
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,040
Speaker 1: Sounds more organized than the hoarders that I'm familiar with.

1441
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 7: Yeah, you need to you need to have like it's

1442
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:18,160
Speaker 7: a very specific sounds like.

1443
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:21,519
Speaker 1: You cultivate, relate, you hord relationships with hoarders.

1444
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 7: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm so sorry.

1445
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 7: I feel like that ultimate really minimalizing.

1446
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 13: I take them down, vampire, Yeah, take them down by

1447
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 13: hoarding them yourself.

1448
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1449
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:48,719
Speaker 14: People, you know, they are all these like hoarder reality shows.

1450
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 14: I'm doing the I'm doing the hard work away from camera, okay.

1451
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:54,680
Speaker 1: After the production team leaves pulls up.

1452
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm the person.

1453
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,120
Speaker 14: I'm like the boom mic operator and I'm like, hey,

1454
01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 14: if you don't want to, you.

1455
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,840
Speaker 4: Need just while you're operating boom, You're like, hey you

1456
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 4: need that.

1457
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:04,320
Speaker 2: What's that thing over there?

1458
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 1: Hey that therapist is actually really fucked up. Come talk

1459
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 1: to me after this because.

1460
01:14:09,960 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 7: And you're like, you're actually just hoarding other people.

1461
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 2: You are, You're outsourcing your place to be a secondary

1462
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,759
Speaker 2: unit for revers.

1463
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,919
Speaker 1: Just a wall of old newspapers.

1464
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 4: Stacked up precariously, I might need to read.

1465
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,800
Speaker 1: I have a good friend who's in the process of

1466
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 1: moving and he's like a reverse hoarder where he's now

1467
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 1: I'm having to be like, don't throw that out.

1468
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 7: Okay, I was going to say, like minimalism.

1469
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's thrown away like a work of art from

1470
01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: his grandfather who's like a famous artist.

1471
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:48,599
Speaker 6: Okay.

1472
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:53,000
Speaker 7: Is he mentally okay though? Because worries I'm actually I

1473
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 7: was like.

1474
01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:57,000
Speaker 1: That's this is good. You you'll want this. He's like, well,

1475
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: I I haven't used it in like a couple in the.

1476
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 2: Kay smacks of somebody who has a lot of resources.

1477
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: Exactly what it's going to say.

1478
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, oh no, that's really bad because like

1479
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:11,240
Speaker 2: the people I know who are like that are truly

1480
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:14,560
Speaker 2: everything so disposable whatever we want, that's what.

1481
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,439
Speaker 1: And like this is a sentimental value.

1482
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, so crazy. No, I would check on him.

1483
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 1: He believes in not sing Lebowski. Yeah, does he have

1484
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 1: any nice stuff?

1485
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:31,600
Speaker 4: Because yeah, roll by some grandfather art. Hey, what's up

1486
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 4: with their shoes?

1487
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 6: What size you my man?

1488
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:35,240
Speaker 4: I'm a twelve you I'll take a wait, I'm wearing these.

1489
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 4: You don't need them?

1490
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,439
Speaker 7: What's that it's sentimental. I don't have any sentiments.

1491
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,320
Speaker 1: Give it to me, weird pot.

1492
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 2: I'm dumping all this dust out of this pot.

1493
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,479
Speaker 1: What is this that was my grand phone?

1494
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 4: Whatever?

1495
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:49,280
Speaker 1: What is something from your search history that's revealing about

1496
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:49,800
Speaker 1: who you are?

1497
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:52,720
Speaker 6: Something that I can say that just guess my mom

1498
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:56,439
Speaker 6: listens to. This is my my last google. I was

1499
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:59,280
Speaker 6: searching Minnesota spiders, all right. We were talking about this

1500
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,760
Speaker 6: before the show a little bit. I actually have been

1501
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,040
Speaker 6: googling spiders because there's a fat spider in my yard.

1502
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 6: That is if you know when a bug is too

1503
01:16:08,200 --> 01:16:10,240
Speaker 6: so big that you're like, I think, if I kill you,

1504
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 6: I go to jail. Is that it's that level of spider.

1505
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:19,959
Speaker 1: It's really I take like several blows, like a yeah.

1506
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:21,519
Speaker 6: It's not a it's not a it's not a fly

1507
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:23,720
Speaker 6: swatter situation. We're squaring up. We're bad.

1508
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:26,760
Speaker 18: I need gloves, I need a pan, a can of paint,

1509
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 18: yeah yeah, and like a torch. But so this this

1510
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 18: I my My My position is outdoor spiders are fine.

1511
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,599
Speaker 18: They're they're not bothering me whatever. I need to cut

1512
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:40,080
Speaker 18: my law.

1513
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 6: My lot is looking terrible right now because I am

1514
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,880
Speaker 6: that the spider is the alpha in my yard right now.

1515
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:49,560
Speaker 6: The spider is the alpha myleer. It's literally one. But

1516
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:53,040
Speaker 6: I'm not kidding. It's probably it's probably like a it's

1517
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 6: bit for me from Minnesota. It's bit right, like if

1518
01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:58,400
Speaker 6: I if I kill it, it'll crunch, and I don't

1519
01:16:58,479 --> 01:16:59,640
Speaker 6: like that sort of I don't know.

1520
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1521
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,080
Speaker 6: I don't want to disturb it. It's like it's kind

1522
01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,280
Speaker 6: of like a it's a beautiful thing.

1523
01:17:03,479 --> 01:17:05,760
Speaker 2: You're concerned, like you're gonna be mowing your lawn and

1524
01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:08,120
Speaker 2: then you're gonna lawnmower the funk out of it or something,

1525
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:09,960
Speaker 2: or you just don't want it, or it's gonna descend

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01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:10,760
Speaker 2: on you as your mom.

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01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,559
Speaker 6: It's going to touch me. Yeah, I don't want to ye. Yeah,

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01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,200
Speaker 6: I don't let it burn. I don't care. But like

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01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 6: it's it's just big enough that I feel like it

1530
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:20,560
Speaker 6: might have a margin of intelligence and I would have

1531
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 6: to push more through it if I'm going to cut

1532
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,280
Speaker 6: my grass. So I've been thinking about, like should I

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01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,799
Speaker 6: leave it? It's deadly if that's a stupid question in Minnesota,

1534
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:35,200
Speaker 6: but whatever, So I spiders and I was just trying

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01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:36,639
Speaker 6: to see what kind of spider does. I still haven't

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01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:37,280
Speaker 6: quite figured out.

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01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,120
Speaker 2: When you said you googled Minnesota spi I thought I

1538
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 2: was hoping it was like a minor league hockey team.

1539
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:43,840
Speaker 2: That does sound good, the Minnesota Spiders, you know what

1540
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 2: I mean, because I know University of Richmond. They're Spiders.

1541
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,759
Speaker 2: I always like, whenever I see that jery that basketball

1542
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:52,559
Speaker 2: Jersey'm like, that's the sickest jersey.

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01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:56,680
Speaker 4: It really fucking spiders on it. Yeah, this is with

1544
01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 4: the Spider as a mascot, which is really odd to me.

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01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, people people choose demon over spider. That's how much

1546
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:02,800
Speaker 6: they don't.

1547
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is wild anything but a spider, huh huh.

1548
01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 1: Like multiple colors of demon. There's like blue demon, red devil,

1549
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:18,639
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then double the worst article clothing. Yeah,

1550
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:24,680
Speaker 1: a lot of colors. What do we go with? Yeah, yeah, no.

1551
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:27,559
Speaker 6: One's done the roaches yet or anything that's that's that's

1552
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 6: the bottom twos. But probably intimidating, you know what I mean.

1553
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,920
Speaker 1: They're like alphas. Yeah, they're bullying you out of your

1554
01:18:35,960 --> 01:18:36,439
Speaker 1: own yard.

1555
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:39,640
Speaker 6: Imagine imagine losing to the Spiders and then they just

1556
01:18:39,760 --> 01:18:41,439
Speaker 6: like lay eggs in your girl after.

1557
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:44,679
Speaker 4: The game or something like that. You know, yeah, exactly.

1558
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:45,920
Speaker 4: They're like and thousands of them.

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01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,160
Speaker 6: Probably you're a father. Now I'm not going to be

1560
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:48,920
Speaker 6: here to take care of it.

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01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:50,920
Speaker 4: You've got three thousand.

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01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:56,439
Speaker 1: I think that's pregnanti Uh. Yeah, I've got I've got

1563
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,720
Speaker 1: a spider in my front yard that has been it's

1564
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 1: just like found the best spot. So it's like always

1565
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:07,800
Speaker 1: outside the same window. Yeah. It's built an elaborate web

1566
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:11,400
Speaker 1: that like comes down sometimes and then we'll just be

1567
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:14,519
Speaker 1: back the next day. Is just out here building and

1568
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:18,840
Speaker 1: then feasting. It is getting like noticeably bigger as it was,

1569
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 1: like is killing it. It had a great September. I now,

1570
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:24,600
Speaker 1: do you guys have this?

1571
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 6: You're in La right, Yeah?

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01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,559
Speaker 9: Do you have those?

1573
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:29,560
Speaker 6: We don't have them here yet, but they they're on

1574
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:32,240
Speaker 6: the East coast and I'm waiting for this when this happens.

1575
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:35,200
Speaker 6: Do you have those like quote unquote flying spiders like

1576
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:38,000
Speaker 6: they float on their webs and then they're huge and

1577
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:39,559
Speaker 6: they just like rain down.

1578
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,680
Speaker 2: From the sky and just lad No, but I've seen

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01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 2: videos of those. Get ready Yeah, yeah, I'm My spider

1580
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:50,559
Speaker 2: car was really good. So I'm like I'm like, yeah,

1581
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:51,560
Speaker 2: bring it, man, I fuck with you.

1582
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,280
Speaker 6: People are worried about AI. They should be worried about.

1583
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,960
Speaker 1: Raining spiders raining from the sky. One of my favorite

1584
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 1: like piece of information I learned and the past couple

1585
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:03,320
Speaker 1: of years was that like the sky, like you look

1586
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:05,360
Speaker 1: up at the sky and it appears to be blue

1587
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:08,639
Speaker 1: or gray or whatever, but like it's actually full of bugs.

1588
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,560
Speaker 1: Like the bugs are just like flying, not just like

1589
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:14,800
Speaker 1: flying bugs, but like bugs that bugs that don't fly

1590
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 1: just like catch a ride on the wind all the time.

1591
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 1: And like there, if you just like cut a square

1592
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 1: chunk like of the sky above you, there would just

1593
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:26,799
Speaker 1: be like tens of thousands of bugs just like floating

1594
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 1: around up there. The bugs, Yeah, they just like decide

1595
01:20:31,439 --> 01:20:32,720
Speaker 1: they don't want to be where they are, and they

1596
01:20:32,800 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 1: just like lift up their arms and get taken away

1597
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,040
Speaker 1: on that gust of wind. It's fucking sick.

1598
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:37,839
Speaker 4: That's freedom.

1599
01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:40,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what I'm talking about.

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01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,280
Speaker 6: They're actively trying to their own lives and then they

1601
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:43,639
Speaker 6: just have the best ride of their life.

1602
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:50,240
Speaker 1: I'm good, now, that's right. I'd like to do that.

1603
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 1: They're like hands up, and you put your hands up

1604
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 1: and then just get somewhere else, Batman, get dark knighted.

1605
01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:57,360
Speaker 12: Out of there.

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01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:01,440
Speaker 5: Oh right, and that is it for this special Indigenous

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