Speaker 1: Second date update. We got an email for a second
Speaker 1: date update from one of our listeners named Gabe, who
Speaker 1: says he brought along some friends on his first date
Speaker 1: and it'd be fun. Apparently Gabe did not get a kiss,
Speaker 1: but one of his friends did from his date. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure, but all I know is now he wants
Speaker 1: our help. So Gabe, what's up? Man? Welcome to the show. Hey,
Speaker 1: happy to be on. Thanks for taking a call. You
Speaker 1: are an I try to be Okay, Okay. We'll get
Speaker 1: into the details every date in just a second here,
Speaker 1: but first, tell us a little bit about the woman
Speaker 1: that you went out with. What's her name? Where'd you
Speaker 1: meet her? What's her net worth? Give us, give us
Speaker 1: a rundown. Her name's Noel, a very very pretty blond girl.
Speaker 1: We met on a dating nap and we met up
Speaker 1: to this really great pizzeria in town. Yeah. I asked
Speaker 1: that she wouldn't tell Okay, stubborn. So we got some
Speaker 1: Hawaiian pizza. Oh controversial that you both like Hawaiian. You
Speaker 1: don't find that many people out there who like it.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I real pizza, No it is,
Speaker 1: I love it too. We're not getting into this discussion
Speaker 1: during this second day pizza. No, we're not We're not
Speaker 1: doing it. Let's just focus on your date, Gabe. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell us more about the horrible pizza that you guys. Shit,
Speaker 1: we we had a bunch of that delicious pizza. And
Speaker 1: you know, like you said, I did bring out my friends.
Speaker 1: You know, it said specifically in my profile that this
Speaker 1: is who I am, what I'm about. Wait, what do
Speaker 1: you mean You're about Hawaiian pizza with friends? So I
Speaker 1: am a professional amateur up impersonator. Professional amateur also got
Speaker 1: me lost if that was on your profile? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and match. So your your friends aren't actual people there, puppets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is correct. Yes, I see. Are you you're like
Speaker 1: a ventriloquist or something too, Like you make the puppets talk,
Speaker 1: Not so much ventriloquis as it is just like a performance.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes I'm behind like a fake rock or something,
Speaker 1: or I'm insider really uncomfortable couch and I do muppet
Speaker 1: voices and stuff like that. Okay, So I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to picture this now. So you're in a pizzeria with
Speaker 1: your your muppet friends now joining you at the table.
Speaker 1: You say, you say you do the voices too. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: can you give me like a sample of how that
Speaker 1: date would go? So naturally I brought out Kermit the
Speaker 1: Frog first. That's how you break the ice. Though, it
Speaker 1: was how are you doing? Are you enjoying the date?
Speaker 1: I see you're not eating as many as of the
Speaker 1: pineapple as he is. Okay, you know he was trying
Speaker 1: to gasp me up a little bit, but okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Kermit's cute. Yeah. I don't think of Kermit as like
Speaker 1: a typical like charmer of women, though he seems kind
Speaker 1: of shy. No, I think Kermie smooth. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: You know, no one's expecting Kermit. Everyone wants you to
Speaker 1: go with Fawzi, your animal or someone crazy, but in
Speaker 1: Kermit when you want to show a little heart. How
Speaker 1: did she react to Kermit? She was laughing, she was
Speaker 1: having a good time. Then naturally I brought out Miss
Speaker 1: Piggy so that there could be a bit of a
Speaker 1: back and forth. You know, we had a double date
Speaker 1: for a little while. And how did Miss Piggy sound Kermie?
Speaker 1: I think he's doing except really well on this date.
Speaker 1: He don't bother them. They're doing their own things. Cat
Speaker 1: it drock. I think you're you're just good enough, and
Speaker 1: I can totally tell which one you're doing. So you're
Speaker 1: sitting at the table, do you have muppets? Like, do
Speaker 1: you have the actual dolls with you? Or is this
Speaker 1: just voices? I have two bags worth, So it looked
Speaker 1: a little weird because I just had two Duffel bags
Speaker 1: with me, But it seemed like the whole restaurant was
Speaker 1: actually having a good time along with it, because more
Speaker 1: often than not, when you bust out two muppets, people
Speaker 1: are gonna take notes. So yeah, no, I mean, the
Speaker 1: thing is if she was laughing through it, women love humor.
Speaker 1: But how long did it go for? I was wondering,
Speaker 1: not too Yeah it was it was like forty five
Speaker 1: to ten minutes break. Yeah, an intermission where she got
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom and then come back. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did say, you know, I went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: once and I was like, hey, if you're just gonna
Speaker 1: like leave right now, I totally get it, no stress.
Speaker 1: But well and behold she was still there when I
Speaker 1: came back, inte to walk out. I wish that. Did
Speaker 1: you ever get to know anything about Noel? Yeah? She
Speaker 1: she's in the pharmaceutical. I guess that's that's what she's doing. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: sound she's drug addicts. I mean, Gabe. Normally I would
Speaker 1: ask our listeners if there was any awkward moments that
Speaker 1: happened during the date. I feel like I don't need
Speaker 1: to ask that the whole day. There was one funny
Speaker 1: moment when Kermit and Miss Piggie started arguing over the pizza.
Speaker 1: You know, it got heated. Let me guess miss Piggy
Speaker 1: not a fan of pineapple and pizzas what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Miss Piggie was not having the Canadian bacon. She got
Speaker 1: midway through with sply and just went, wait, what's on
Speaker 1: this frock? Like naturally, Kermit did. I could see that
Speaker 1: throwing a wrench in your date. For sure. You said though,
Speaker 1: that one of your friends got a kiss, so admittedly
Speaker 1: I kind of went for a kiss. I may have
Speaker 1: been a little quick to the shot because I had
Speaker 1: a Kermit on me still, and she instead, you know,
Speaker 1: went to go kiss Kermit, which I get it. I
Speaker 1: get it, that's how it goes sometimes. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: Miss Piggy didn't feel good about that either. It was
Speaker 1: one heck of a car ride home, I'll say, two
Speaker 1: women upset at you after your date. Well, I'm imagine
Speaker 1: the bags are moving on their own. Yeah. How long
Speaker 1: has it been, Gabe since you and Noel last spoke.
Speaker 1: It's been like a week week and a half. You know.
Speaker 1: We said we were gonna set up like a brunch
Speaker 1: or something afterwards. Like she seemed really into the idea.
Speaker 1: I text or a bunch of times, but I still
Speaker 1: haven't heard anything back. I just kind of, do you
Speaker 1: tell her that the puppets wouldn't come on the second date?
Speaker 1: I did. I said, maybe it's mostly just Gabe this time. Okay,
Speaker 1: mostly we have a lot to work with here, Kermit,
Speaker 1: what do you think we should do in this situation?
Speaker 1: I think we should perhaps play a song really quick
Speaker 1: and then come back and call the well, try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. That's what Kermit does. Right.
Speaker 1: That was great. We'll come back and we'll call him
Speaker 1: well for a second date update. All right after this time?
Speaker 1: Second date? If you're just joining us one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Gabe went out for pizza with a woman named Noel recently,
Speaker 1: and they were joined by some of his friends, Kermit
Speaker 1: and Miss Piggy. Because Gabe is a quote professional amateur
Speaker 1: puppets here. Actually, yeah, yeah, we've already got over that guy.
Speaker 1: That's it's an issue. He actually brought along some of
Speaker 1: his muppets with him and basically put on a show
Speaker 1: at the pizzeria. Yeah, and we heard a lot about
Speaker 1: what the puppets said and did and eight. But Gabe,
Speaker 1: we never talked about alcohol on the date. Was Kermit
Speaker 1: getting turned? Oh? Maybe not Kermit, but Gabe was for sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah that makes sense. I means the thing is, Gabe,
Speaker 1: do you have any regrets about your Muppet show? I
Speaker 1: mean it went on forty five minutes long. Um no,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Okay. I like that. A man that stands
Speaker 1: behind its people, it's confident. Yeah, women respond to that.
Speaker 1: So it's been a week and Noel is still not
Speaker 1: calling you back. On a scale of one to one
Speaker 1: hundred percent, what are the chances that the reason she
Speaker 1: isn't calling you is because of the puppets. That's a
Speaker 1: good question. I'm gonna say fifty good. I can see
Speaker 1: that someone's either gonna be oh that's so funny and cute.
Speaker 1: Are they're going to be like, dude, it's a date.
Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling that there's no one between Yeah, I agree. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's find out which fifty percent it lies on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna dial Noel's number right now. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: your second day dup date. Okay, okay. You know at
Speaker 1: the end of the day it was on my profile.
Speaker 1: She knew what she was getting into. Yeah, yeah, no regrets,
Speaker 1: all right. I like that. That's what Kermy would say.
Speaker 1: The number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is
Speaker 1: this Noel? Yes, hey, Noel. My name is jeff from
Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How
Speaker 1: are you doing? Um? Who is from a morning radio show?
Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, heard
Speaker 1: of it? Okay, well cool, Thank you. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 1: or at least knowing someone that else someone else that listens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to know what you want. Okay, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: just get right to it. Then, this is a segment
Speaker 1: that we do call the second Date Update. That's where
Speaker 1: if you go out with one of our listeners and afterwards,
Speaker 1: if you're not calling them back, they reach out to
Speaker 1: us to call you so we can help them figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why Okay, okay, who is this? Well again,
Speaker 1: my name's Jeff like the namesake Brooke and Jeffrey. I'm
Speaker 1: Jeff you are, But who was the guy? I'm just
Speaker 1: clar because Jeffrey you're Maybe Jeffrey is so nervous for
Speaker 1: some reason. No, while it's awesome, I mean there's a
Speaker 1: lot of you guys talking. I don't try to get
Speaker 1: to the point. Yeah, okay, I don't want to waste
Speaker 1: your time here. So right the listener that we're calling,
Speaker 1: I'm working. The listener's name is Gabe. Do you remember
Speaker 1: going out with Gabe? Yeah, he actually called you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it makes sense he would do something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, because he must have too much
Speaker 1: time on his hands? This makes sense? Ok Can I
Speaker 1: just ask because he said that you guys met on
Speaker 1: a dating app. When you saw on the dating app
Speaker 1: that he was a professional amateur puppeteer, what were you thinking?
Speaker 1: I was fine with date. So I'm into theater. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like eclectic guy. Okay, so you're kind of excited
Speaker 1: about the date then, yeah, but he took it too far,
Speaker 1: which which part of it went too far from the
Speaker 1: whole thing from beginning to end. Oh, so you're talking
Speaker 1: about the pizza. The pizza was way over the line. No, dummy,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't care about the pizza. Have you
Speaker 1: thought about the puppet? Can you describe the date from
Speaker 1: your perspective, because the way he describes it, it sounds
Speaker 1: like a quirky fun night of a puppet performance and
Speaker 1: pizza like it sounded really innocent. That would have been fine.
Speaker 1: That was the truth. Okay. I don't get quirky fun
Speaker 1: vibes from So what's the truth? What was it really like? Okay,
Speaker 1: so for the beginning it was okay. I wasn't really
Speaker 1: surprised because that's what I write in his full flock.
Speaker 1: But I just don't like it shouldn't have to be
Speaker 1: on a date, don't Okay, it's weird off the back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why he's single, if that's what he's been doing.
Speaker 1: Well he walked in with two Duffel bags full of puppets,
Speaker 1: Yes he did. And I didn't know if you just
Speaker 1: want to bomb the place or about a credit card
Speaker 1: out of the air, I don't know. Yeah, weird. So
Speaker 1: when you got to the first puppet character, what was
Speaker 1: your reaction that was okay. I was like, okay, let
Speaker 1: me just endure this and embrace this. It was cute.
Speaker 1: It was cool to comment and miss piggy thing or whatever.
Speaker 1: That was fine. But then when he the other puppet
Speaker 1: was like this mafia guy. I think it's Joe Lavender.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he's called the Lavender right, Lavender
Speaker 1: supposed to be peaceful, okay, so you know how when
Speaker 1: somebody has the puppet, he's speaking into the puppet, and
Speaker 1: the guy was harasses, kind of suggestive, like come on,
Speaker 1: hes gonna put me in the body bag, and he
Speaker 1: tried to kiss me. So body beds what's the Roman
Speaker 1: said this funny? Hold on? Who is talking on them?
Speaker 1: Marching the good name of Joe Lavender and Joe Lavend
Speaker 1: I really got on the other line like that. So noell,
Speaker 1: I was supposed to let you know at a time
Speaker 1: when it was convenient that gavesman on the other line
Speaker 1: listening and wants to talk to you. But it sounds
Speaker 1: like Joe Lavender might be weird. Oh Mann sing my song,
Speaker 1: I'm mafia esque. I'm not involved with no bodies or
Speaker 1: no things. I'm just Joe. She didn't like Joe Lavender.
Speaker 1: Why would you be doing Joe Lavender? Did you not
Speaker 1: hear what she said? Oh? I cannot believe you would
Speaker 1: do this, shared man after shad Hawaiian slices. This is
Speaker 1: the disrespect that you are paying me. Well, can you
Speaker 1: stop herman? Can you stop Joe Lavender? Ye? Put Joe
Speaker 1: Lavender back in the bag. And we'd like to talk
Speaker 1: to Gabe please. Oh hey, guys, Hey, guys, what's up? Hey,
Speaker 1: welcome back. Gave me up this falling. It's a weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get your weird and there's a waste on our time.
Speaker 1: Maybe it'd be useful to help Gabe be a better
Speaker 1: data in the future if your therapist she brings up
Speaker 1: a good point. Gabe, are you listening to anything she
Speaker 1: just said? Could you have an apology? I mean she
Speaker 1: was offended. What I will say, Noel, I'm sorry that's
Speaker 1: how you feel it went. I offer no apologies, and
Speaker 1: not to my puppets. I listen. I'm glad you want
Speaker 1: to be yourself. I hope it works for your future.
Speaker 1: Off So, Noel, I'm guessing you don't really like Gabe
Speaker 1: that much. I mean, no, I try to and it
Speaker 1: just went too extra bizarre too, extra bizarre hashtag day.
Speaker 1: I'm sensing a lot of There's a lot of friction here, obviously,
Speaker 1: but friction is what you need to create a spark,
Speaker 1: and spark starts a fire. I think fire burned. Everything
Speaker 1: is this weird? You're going to ask so well, if
Speaker 1: she wants to go out again, I would love I'm
Speaker 1: not going out with him again. Okay, maybe if you
Speaker 1: won't go out with gay, but maybe you'll go out
Speaker 1: with Joe Lavender. Can we put Joe Lavender on the line, Joe, yes,
Speaker 1: Joe Lavenders here. Hey, it's lonely at the top. It's
Speaker 1: lonely at the top, it's lonely at the bottom, because
Speaker 1: you're weird. Very well, frankly, I can't. He was censoring
Speaker 1: himself quite a bit. That was holding back that awesome
Speaker 1: after Midnight. It's a whole of the story. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to know it after Midnight episode. I've never
Speaker 1: seen him on a Netflix special about being a weird
Speaker 1: puppet murderers. Hell no, that is a compliment, and I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Oh okay, I'm ringing up. I'm all right,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Pulling me through some radio
Speaker 1: station Oh my god, you can hang up down. Noels, Gabe,
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like she was the best match for you. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know, there are a lot of fish out in
Speaker 1: that sea, and I plan on swimming. Really, I would say, like,
Speaker 1: good luck. Maybe we worked that whole Joe Lavender character
Speaker 1: a little bit more. No, I think I think Joe's
Speaker 1: pretty good. I think it's everyone else with the problem. Okay, Hey, Gabe, man,
Speaker 1: if you hear a knock at your door later, it's
Speaker 1: not because I had somebody go over to check you
Speaker 1: out to make sure that you're you know, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: no need to worry. I'm glad I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1: Doesn't you gonna get a show now? Yeah? You know what, Joe,
Speaker 1: you can take over from my position because I'm obviously
Speaker 1: terrible at Okay, here we go. This is Broken Joe
Speaker 1: in the Morning, putting them tunes from morning until good pass.
Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.