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Speaker 1: Second date update. We got an email for a second

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Speaker 1: date update from one of our listeners named Gabe, who

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Speaker 1: says he brought along some friends on his first date

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Speaker 1: and it'd be fun. Apparently Gabe did not get a kiss,

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Speaker 1: but one of his friends did from his date. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure, but all I know is now he wants

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Speaker 1: our help. So Gabe, what's up? Man? Welcome to the show. Hey,

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Speaker 1: happy to be on. Thanks for taking a call. You

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Speaker 1: are an I try to be Okay, Okay. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into the details every date in just a second here,

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Speaker 1: but first, tell us a little bit about the woman

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Speaker 1: that you went out with. What's her name? Where'd you

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Speaker 1: meet her? What's her net worth? Give us, give us

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Speaker 1: a rundown. Her name's Noel, a very very pretty blond girl.

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Speaker 1: We met on a dating nap and we met up

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Speaker 1: to this really great pizzeria in town. Yeah. I asked

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Speaker 1: that she wouldn't tell Okay, stubborn. So we got some

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Speaker 1: Hawaiian pizza. Oh controversial that you both like Hawaiian. You

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I real pizza, No it is,

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Speaker 1: I love it too. We're not getting into this discussion

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Speaker 1: during this second day pizza. No, we're not We're not

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Speaker 1: doing it. Let's just focus on your date, Gabe. Okay,

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Speaker 1: tell us more about the horrible pizza that you guys. Shit,

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Speaker 1: we we had a bunch of that delicious pizza. And

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Speaker 1: you know, like you said, I did bring out my friends.

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Speaker 1: You know, it said specifically in my profile that this

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Speaker 1: is who I am, what I'm about. Wait, what do

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Speaker 1: you mean You're about Hawaiian pizza with friends? So I

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Speaker 1: am a professional amateur up impersonator. Professional amateur also got

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Speaker 1: me lost if that was on your profile? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and match. So your your friends aren't actual people there, puppets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is correct. Yes, I see. Are you you're like

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Speaker 1: a ventriloquist or something too, Like you make the puppets talk,

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Speaker 1: Not so much ventriloquis as it is just like a performance.

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Speaker 1: Like sometimes I'm behind like a fake rock or something,

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Speaker 1: to picture this now. So you're in a pizzeria with

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Speaker 1: You say, you say you do the voices too. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: can you give me like a sample of how that

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Speaker 1: date would go? So naturally I brought out Kermit the

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Speaker 1: Frog first. That's how you break the ice. Though, it

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Speaker 1: was how are you doing? Are you enjoying the date?

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Speaker 1: I see you're not eating as many as of the

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Speaker 1: pineapple as he is. Okay, you know he was trying

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Speaker 1: Kermit's cute. Yeah. I don't think of Kermit as like

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Speaker 1: a typical like charmer of women, though he seems kind

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Speaker 1: of shy. No, I think Kermie smooth. That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, no one's expecting Kermit. Everyone wants you to

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Speaker 1: go with Fawzi, your animal or someone crazy, but in

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Speaker 1: Kermit when you want to show a little heart. How

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Speaker 1: did she react to Kermit? She was laughing, she was

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Speaker 1: having a good time. Then naturally I brought out Miss

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Speaker 1: Piggy so that there could be a bit of a

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Speaker 1: back and forth. You know, we had a double date

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Speaker 1: for a little while. And how did Miss Piggy sound Kermie?

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Speaker 1: I think he's doing except really well on this date.

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Speaker 1: He don't bother them. They're doing their own things. Cat

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Speaker 1: it drock. I think you're you're just good enough, and

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Speaker 1: I can totally tell which one you're doing. So you're

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Speaker 1: sitting at the table, do you have muppets? Like, do

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Speaker 1: just voices? I have two bags worth, So it looked

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Speaker 1: often than not, when you bust out two muppets, people

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Speaker 1: But how long did it go for? I was wondering,

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Speaker 1: not too Yeah it was it was like forty five

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Speaker 1: you ever get to know anything about Noel? Yeah? She

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Speaker 1: sound she's drug addicts. I mean, Gabe. Normally I would

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Speaker 1: ask our listeners if there was any awkward moments that

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Speaker 1: You know, it got heated. Let me guess miss Piggy

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Speaker 1: not a fan of pineapple and pizzas what you're saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this frock? Like naturally, Kermit did. I could see that

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Speaker 1: throwing a wrench in your date. For sure. You said though,

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Speaker 1: one heck of a car ride home, I'll say, two

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Speaker 1: women upset at you after your date. Well, I'm imagine

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Speaker 1: the bags are moving on their own. Yeah. How long

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Speaker 1: has it been, Gabe since you and Noel last spoke.

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Speaker 1: It's been like a week week and a half. You know.

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Speaker 1: We said we were gonna set up like a brunch

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Speaker 1: I text or a bunch of times, but I still

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Speaker 1: I did. I said, maybe it's mostly just Gabe this time. Okay,

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Speaker 1: mostly we have a lot to work with here, Kermit,

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Speaker 1: what do you think we should do in this situation?

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Speaker 1: get your second date update. That's what Kermit does. Right.

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Speaker 1: That was great. We'll come back and we'll call him

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Speaker 1: well for a second date update. All right after this time?

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Speaker 1: Second date? If you're just joining us one of our listeners,

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Speaker 1: Gabe went out for pizza with a woman named Noel recently,

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Speaker 1: and they were joined by some of his friends, Kermit

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Speaker 1: and Miss Piggy. Because Gabe is a quote professional amateur

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Speaker 1: puppets here. Actually, yeah, yeah, we've already got over that guy.

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Speaker 1: That's it's an issue. He actually brought along some of

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Speaker 1: at the pizzeria. Yeah, and we heard a lot about

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Speaker 1: what the puppets said and did and eight. But Gabe,

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Speaker 1: we never talked about alcohol on the date. Was Kermit

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Speaker 1: getting turned? Oh? Maybe not Kermit, but Gabe was for sure? Okay,

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Speaker 1: yeah that makes sense. I means the thing is, Gabe,

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Speaker 1: do you have any regrets about your Muppet show? I

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Speaker 1: mean it went on forty five minutes long. Um no,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. Okay. I like that. A man that stands

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Speaker 1: behind its people, it's confident. Yeah, women respond to that.

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Speaker 1: So it's been a week and Noel is still not

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Speaker 1: calling you back. On a scale of one to one

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Speaker 1: isn't calling you is because of the puppets. That's a

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Speaker 1: good question. I'm gonna say fifty good. I can see

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Speaker 1: that someone's either gonna be oh that's so funny and cute.

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Speaker 1: Are they're going to be like, dude, it's a date.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling that there's no one between Yeah, I agree. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well let's find out which fifty percent it lies on.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna dial Noel's number right now. We're gonna get

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Speaker 1: your second day dup date. Okay, okay. You know at

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Speaker 1: the end of the day it was on my profile.

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Speaker 1: She knew what she was getting into. Yeah, yeah, no regrets,

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Speaker 1: The number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is

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Speaker 1: this Noel? Yes, hey, Noel. My name is jeff from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Um? Who is from a morning radio show?

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Speaker 1: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yeah, heard

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Speaker 1: of it? Okay, well cool, Thank you. Thanks for listening,

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Speaker 1: or at least knowing someone that else someone else that listens. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to know what you want. Okay, okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: just get right to it. Then, this is a segment

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Speaker 1: that we do call the second Date Update. That's where

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Speaker 1: if you go out with one of our listeners and afterwards,

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Speaker 1: out the reason why Okay, okay, who is this? Well again,

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Speaker 1: my name's Jeff like the namesake Brooke and Jeffrey. I'm

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Speaker 1: Jeff you are, But who was the guy? I'm just

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Speaker 1: clar because Jeffrey you're Maybe Jeffrey is so nervous for

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Speaker 1: to the point. Yeah, okay, I don't want to waste

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Speaker 1: your time here. So right the listener that we're calling,

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Speaker 1: I'm working. The listener's name is Gabe. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: going out with Gabe? Yeah, he actually called you guys. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it makes sense he would do something like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just ask because he said that you guys met on

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Speaker 1: that he was a professional amateur puppeteer, what were you thinking?

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Speaker 1: I was fine with date. So I'm into theater. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I like eclectic guy. Okay, so you're kind of excited

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Speaker 1: about the date then, yeah, but he took it too far,

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Speaker 1: which which part of it went too far from the

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Speaker 1: whole thing from beginning to end. Oh, so you're talking

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Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't care about the pizza. Have you

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Speaker 1: thought about the puppet? Can you describe the date from

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Speaker 1: your perspective, because the way he describes it, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like a quirky fun night of a puppet performance and

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Speaker 1: pizza like it sounded really innocent. That would have been fine.

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Speaker 1: That was the truth. Okay. I don't get quirky fun

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Speaker 1: vibes from So what's the truth? What was it really like? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so for the beginning it was okay. I wasn't really

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Speaker 1: surprised because that's what I write in his full flock.

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Speaker 1: But I just don't like it shouldn't have to be

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Speaker 1: on a date, don't Okay, it's weird off the back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why he's single, if that's what he's been doing.

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Speaker 1: Well he walked in with two Duffel bags full of puppets,

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Speaker 1: Yes he did. And I didn't know if you just

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Speaker 1: out of the air, I don't know. Yeah, weird. So

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Speaker 1: me just endure this and embrace this. It was cute.

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Speaker 1: It was cool to comment and miss piggy thing or whatever.

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Speaker 1: That was fine. But then when he the other puppet

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he's called the Lavender right, Lavender

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Speaker 1: said this funny? Hold on? Who is talking on them?

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Speaker 1: Marching the good name of Joe Lavender and Joe Lavend

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Speaker 1: I really got on the other line like that. So noell,

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Speaker 1: I'm mafia esque. I'm not involved with no bodies or

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Speaker 1: Why would you be doing Joe Lavender? Did you not

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Speaker 1: do this, shared man after shad Hawaiian slices. This is

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Speaker 1: the disrespect that you are paying me. Well, can you

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Speaker 1: stop herman? Can you stop Joe Lavender? Ye? Put Joe

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Speaker 1: Lavender back in the bag. And we'd like to talk

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Speaker 1: to Gabe please. Oh hey, guys, Hey, guys, what's up? Hey,

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Speaker 1: welcome back. Gave me up this falling. It's a weird. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll get your weird and there's a waste on our time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it'd be useful to help Gabe be a better

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Speaker 1: data in the future if your therapist she brings up

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Speaker 1: a good point. Gabe, are you listening to anything she

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Speaker 1: just said? Could you have an apology? I mean she

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Speaker 1: was offended. What I will say, Noel, I'm sorry that's

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Speaker 1: not to my puppets. I listen. I'm glad you want

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Speaker 1: Off So, Noel, I'm guessing you don't really like Gabe

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Speaker 1: that much. I mean, no, I try to and it

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Speaker 1: just went too extra bizarre too, extra bizarre hashtag day.

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Speaker 1: I'm sensing a lot of There's a lot of friction here, obviously,

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Speaker 1: but friction is what you need to create a spark,

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Speaker 1: and spark starts a fire. I think fire burned. Everything

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Speaker 1: is this weird? You're going to ask so well, if

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Speaker 1: not going out with him again. Okay, maybe if you

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Speaker 1: won't go out with gay, but maybe you'll go out

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Speaker 1: with Joe Lavender. Can we put Joe Lavender on the line, Joe, yes,

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Speaker 1: Joe Lavenders here. Hey, it's lonely at the top. It's

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Speaker 1: lonely at the top, it's lonely at the bottom, because

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Speaker 1: you're weird. Very well, frankly, I can't. He was censoring

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Speaker 1: himself quite a bit. That was holding back that awesome

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Speaker 1: after Midnight. It's a whole of the story. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to know it after Midnight episode. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen him on a Netflix special about being a weird

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Speaker 1: puppet murderers. Hell no, that is a compliment, and I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that. Oh okay, I'm ringing up. I'm all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your time. Pulling me through some radio

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Speaker 1: station Oh my god, you can hang up down. Noels, Gabe,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like she was the best match for you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you know, there are a lot of fish out in

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Speaker 1: that sea, and I plan on swimming. Really, I would say, like,

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Speaker 1: good luck. Maybe we worked that whole Joe Lavender character

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Speaker 1: a little bit more. No, I think I think Joe's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. I think it's everyone else with the problem. Okay, Hey, Gabe, man,

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Speaker 1: if you hear a knock at your door later, it's

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Speaker 1: not because I had somebody go over to check you

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Speaker 1: out to make sure that you're you know, Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no need to worry. I'm glad I'm on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't you gonna get a show now? Yeah? You know what, Joe,

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Speaker 1: you can take over from my position because I'm obviously

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Speaker 1: terrible at Okay, here we go. This is Broken Joe

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, putting them tunes from morning until good pass.

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Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.