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Speaker 1: Fred Show. Hey, Luke, good morning, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: How are you hey, I'm doing well.

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Speaker 2: How's it going.

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Speaker 1: It's okay, but we're doing great. Actually, but I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you are. What's going on with this woman Laura?

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Speaker 1: We have your email here for waiting by the phone,

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Speaker 1: but I want you to tell the story how you

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Speaker 1: what's going on now?

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Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, so I met this girl Laura on some

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Speaker 2: dating apps.

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Speaker 1: And we on app all the app right, that's that's

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Speaker 1: a good sign.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember at this point. But we hit it

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Speaker 2: off the one on two dates. Okay, we had two

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Speaker 2: she hasn't answered any calls or texts since I last

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Speaker 2: saw her, So I'm reaching out for some help.

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Speaker 1: You sound like you were in the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

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Speaker 1: Are you are you moving Napoleon?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, but I love that movie.

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Speaker 1: It's a good movie. Yeah. Before yeah, I'm more of

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Speaker 1: an uncle Rica. Oh yeah, I bet I can throw

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Speaker 1: this football. I love you. I don't know why this.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea why this couldn't have worked out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you see like a fantastic guy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could have I could have gone pro. So let's

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Speaker 1: call Laura. Let's figure out what the hell she's missing here.

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Speaker 1: Because you're you're a gem of a human being. What

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Speaker 1: could have possibly gone wrong? We're gonna call her and

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Speaker 1: see if she'll tell us. Maybe what's what's up. Maybe

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Speaker 1: she's been busy. I have no idea what she's been doing.

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Speaker 1: But you know, the hope is that we can straighten

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Speaker 1: date and pay for it. Sound good, sounds that sport? Okay,

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Speaker 1: hang on once second, will be right back. We're going

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Speaker 1: to play song and then we'll call her. Let's see

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Speaker 1: what happens next after she is back. In two minutes,

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Speaker 1: Fred Show is odd. His Ey's on the Fred Show

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Speaker 1: commercial free for the next forty five minutes. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to go anywhere. Good morning, Hey, Luke, Hey, how's

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Speaker 1: it going? All right? Man, Let's call Laura. You met

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll call her now. Good luck man. He goes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Laura? Hey Laura, good morning. My name

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Speaker 1: is Fredim calling from the Fred Show, the morning radio show,

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Speaker 1: and I have to tell you that we are on

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Speaker 1: the radio right now and I would need your permission

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. We're calling on behalf of a

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Speaker 1: dude name Luke. Who you guys? I guess you met

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Speaker 1: Is that a yes? Yeah? I do Luke? You remember Luke? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So why the long pause? And like what happened? Because

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Speaker 1: To work out. Oh no, please call him out on

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Speaker 3: Well okay. So in all of his dating apt pictures,

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Speaker 1: Now, in fairness, that's a if you got a big,

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Speaker 1: Luke Coles saved your beard off. No, Luke is here.

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Speaker 1: You're the guy that you went out with. So this

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Speaker 1: Shocked, I just know. And I would not have shaved

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Speaker 2: It was that I just wanted to be more presentable,

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Speaker 3: It's clean up.

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Speaker 1: So, Laura, this guy looks completely different without it, like

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Speaker 3: That's correct, And I feel really bad about that. But

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Speaker 3: I just I think attraction is important in a relationship,

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Speaker 1: Does the mysterious Big Tim have a beard? Because none

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Speaker 1: of us have ever know some of you, I've seen him,

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Speaker 1: to see him except for me. We should discuss that later.

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Speaker 1: If he shaved it off, then what would you do? Oh?

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Speaker 4: I would speak up. I'm very particular about like how

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Speaker 4: And I expressed that, and I.

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Speaker 2: But I'm I'm with her and saying that when men

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Speaker 1: You look you look fatter in the face. Yeah, totally

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. But see, here's the thing. I don't

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Speaker 1: So in fairness to him, I understand what she's saying,

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Speaker 1: don't blame him. But hey, Laura, he can grow it back,

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Speaker 1: but he shaved the beard off. The beard will come back,

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Speaker 1: it's not permanent, So what do you think give another shot?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I feel really bad, but I'm just not

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Speaker 1: Broken. What if he goes to the costume store and

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Speaker 1: that's not going to work either, Laura. And that's not

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Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like Luke deserves more than you know,

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Speaker 1: More than that.

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Speaker 4: He deserves a girl that loves him when he's ugly

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Speaker 1: Luke, I'm trying to save this, but it's not working.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude. You know she seems like a nice person.

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Speaker 1: You were willing to wear the fake beard that me

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