Speaker 1: No entering nervous Stockholm. It was Valentine's Day, lovers. He's
Speaker 1: captured a man in the clubhouse. He's wearing a leather
Speaker 1: blazer and he's got a nice man, a good head
Speaker 1: of hair. Ralph Garment. Rose World, Oh, will you accept
Speaker 1: this rose into your world? Happy valid Tip's Day, lovers.
Speaker 1: My name is Art Marine. Welcome to a very special
Speaker 1: episode of Will You Accept This Rose? What a week?
Speaker 1: I am here with my platonic lover, my lady, my
Speaker 1: lady friend, Aaron. Fully, how are you today? Here to
Speaker 1: be here? Happy Valentine? Happy Vale Time's day? You look love.
Speaker 1: I showered and tried with my hair. I tried with
Speaker 1: my hair. I did not shower, but I all shower later.
Speaker 1: But it's not It hasn't happened yet today. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: We're in a We're in a dark recording studio. You
Speaker 1: want to watch those pheromones either on? No, I gotta
Speaker 1: put it out there. I gotta put my inky spray
Speaker 1: all over this comic book with me. To my left
Speaker 1: a man who needs no introduction, but I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: it to him. He's really very important. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: that you are the sexy father figure of the WILLI
Speaker 1: except this Rose podcast? Like Wise, you're like the wise Man.
Speaker 1: You're you're a voice of reason in a world of chaos.
Speaker 1: Will you please give it up? From my platonic lover,
Speaker 1: Ralph Garman. You've got a lot of I've got a
Speaker 1: lot of lovers. I've got a lot of lovers. You
Speaker 1: know what, I've got a lot of love to give, Ralph. Ralph,
Speaker 1: you're the host of Hollywood Babylon. You were on k Rock.
Speaker 1: You talk about the Bachelor a lot on on k Rock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do a weekly recap. As you ever mentioned our
Speaker 1: silly podcast. I haven't you know what good for you?
Speaker 1: But I I tweet tweeted out all so good about it.
Speaker 1: People love when you're on. Well I love being on.
Speaker 1: So thanks for having me back, um and I want
Speaker 1: to stay here. We're waiting for somebody. She's on route,
Speaker 1: but we have with us a woman who made my
Speaker 1: dreams come true. She when she accepted my rose About
Speaker 1: this podcast, Katie leaving, can we give a shout out
Speaker 1: to our Anna who is in Iran. She's in Iran,
Speaker 1: She's already made the flyer for this week and her
Speaker 1: family is just staring at her like, this is what
Speaker 1: you do with your time? What do you think of
Speaker 1: all of this? Katie of Anna Anna, I think I
Speaker 1: think if they watched The Bachelor, they would get it.
Speaker 1: They would know because once you start watching ken, you're
Speaker 1: like my friend like hits into it, didn't want to
Speaker 1: be into it, but last night he watched the whole
Speaker 1: thing with me. You know what, I'm a communicable underground
Speaker 1: irony and bag. I want my mother Janet Marine, who
Speaker 1: has called We've We've heard her a few times on here.
Speaker 1: She's now she's agreed. Next week she's going to watch
Speaker 1: The Bachelor for the first time. She wanted to know
Speaker 1: where she can see our podcast. She doesn't fully understand
Speaker 1: the podcast thing. She's seen the flyers and she has
Speaker 1: said to me, oh, yes, I know they came out
Speaker 1: of your brain like she knew. She knew the demon
Speaker 1: spawn that she made. Um. Before we get going, do
Speaker 1: you have any any any shows coming up that you
Speaker 1: want to plug? Yea next Thursday through Saturday, the Tree.
Speaker 1: I will be in one of my favorite comedy clubs,
Speaker 1: a comedy Attic in Bloomington, A large club to get
Speaker 1: into that is like a comics comic place that is
Speaker 1: like that means you're a kick ass comic. You cannot
Speaker 1: go wrong. Ralph, do you have anything that you want
Speaker 1: to plug? Yeah, Kevin Smith and I we do Hollywood
Speaker 1: Babylon at the Improv on Melrose here in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: So we're doing it Saturday night this weekend, and then
Speaker 1: we're going back to Fridays from the next a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks after that. I cannot recommend that enough. And
Speaker 1: I want to just say, I want to just say
Speaker 1: before we get going with this week's thing. First of all,
Speaker 1: I want to thank um on Twitter a woman named
Speaker 1: Laura Potter x X. She tweeted me a photo and
Speaker 1: she was of Karin with the cheese on her head
Speaker 1: and she was like, this better be the flyer for
Speaker 1: your show. And I thought, you know what, you got
Speaker 1: a girl, you asking your dreams are gonna happen. This
Speaker 1: week's episode is called Bimity Bemity Bup and there is
Speaker 1: and I think Annah really nailed it over in Iran.
Speaker 1: Who knows what time it is there, Um, So thank you,
Speaker 1: satur Happy val and I stayd everybody. I want to
Speaker 1: just say this podcast is the love of my life.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna act like it's not. It's like it's truly.
Speaker 1: It means too much to me. It's like I've made
Speaker 1: zero dollars from it, and it's like all I want
Speaker 1: to do. I feel like I'm throwing everything else in
Speaker 1: my life. It's like all I care about. So like
Speaker 1: you guys are the only people that mean anything to
Speaker 1: me anyway, why I get up? It's why I get up. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's people are also tweeting me a few things. First
Speaker 1: of all, people are let's just break it right down.
Speaker 1: Rachel is a new bachelorette about that. I can't believe
Speaker 1: they broke it so early. Well, apparently they didn't. Apparently
Speaker 1: reality Steve he was a legendary spoiler. Bloggers, um he
Speaker 1: laked it, and then someone somewhere confirmed it once Variety
Speaker 1: I guess got ahold of it, and so once it
Speaker 1: was confirmed, I guess ABC said, well, ship, that's out
Speaker 1: of the bag. Now we might as well run with it.
Speaker 1: You know. ABC is so psyched, like they're like, we
Speaker 1: did it, you guys did it. I think if she
Speaker 1: hadn't been African American, they might not have gone with
Speaker 1: the announced they wouldn't. I think they can't believe they're like, guys,
Speaker 1: guess what we're doing it. I think they're like so
Speaker 1: pleased with themselves, you know, and they should be. It's
Speaker 1: like embarrassing that there hasn't been a woman or a
Speaker 1: man of color onto It's so embarrassing. And she's perfect.
Speaker 1: She's so timing though. I have to say, like, you know,
Speaker 1: we've been struggling as a group, as as a as
Speaker 1: a as a universe with this season, and Rachel was
Speaker 1: such a like a beacon and I really really dug
Speaker 1: their relationship. Yeah, I wasn't sure if she was going
Speaker 1: to make it into you know, but now it changed
Speaker 1: the entire episode yesterday because the whole time, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: does he but they have such good chemistry? Does he
Speaker 1: cut her? Now? Like it was so confused hoping that
Speaker 1: he sucked her in. She found out about it and
Speaker 1: she left. Yes, that would have been like the mic
Speaker 1: drop for sure. Can you believe that he actually resisted Karin?
Speaker 1: He and he's a guy who slept with everybody that's
Speaker 1: running across his path throughout his history on tele every yea.
Speaker 1: And wasn't he the one that snuck into and took
Speaker 1: his man's stick and put it in her hair, in
Speaker 1: her disco hair. Yeah, that's I don't know how it works.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. And it is a stick in
Speaker 1: the hair. That's how we do. My God, that's to day.
Speaker 1: Get your best sticks out, guys. This hair has not
Speaker 1: been washed. And my friend, I want to give a
Speaker 1: shout out to my friend Laurie Drosty up in Berkeley,
Speaker 1: who with the beauty of this podcast is. I get
Speaker 1: so many texts late at night on a Monday. I
Speaker 1: cannot It's like I'm up to like four in the
Speaker 1: morning anyway, and I actually finally have friends now. My
Speaker 1: friend Laurie got deep in last night and she's There
Speaker 1: was a Twitter feud online last night between um Sean
Speaker 1: Lowe and Nick. They were like tweeting hate. They hate
Speaker 1: each other. So apparently um Nick was saying to him,
Speaker 1: I have no doubt that you thank God every day
Speaker 1: for you being you and he was shot. Yea. They
Speaker 1: were throwing hate at each other. What Yeah, um, I
Speaker 1: kind of enjoyed that. But why, just for how did
Speaker 1: it start? I wonder how the Twitter battles started. There
Speaker 1: was more, there was more stuff. It was about like
Speaker 1: you you're glad you got every day? Did you have
Speaker 1: him and his lockjaws, his lockjaws, his lockjaw, his lockjaw
Speaker 1: as a nightmare? It's a night UMU was pretty hard
Speaker 1: to Absolutely, they're both like just like sticks of like
Speaker 1: not good butter, just like store bass crap butter. What
Speaker 1: They tried to make him a television host when they
Speaker 1: had him co hosting The After Paradise or whatever it was. Man,
Speaker 1: he's he's unbelievably dull. No, I didn't watch this season,
Speaker 1: but I can tell you I did not like he
Speaker 1: was dull, and I felt like he was like shaming,
Speaker 1: like whoa, whoa, that's uh, Like it's like, dude, this
Speaker 1: is a show whe you're supposed to go. You go
Speaker 1: to like porta Viard, you pound tequila and you get
Speaker 1: nailed in a hot topic. What do you think that's
Speaker 1: what we want as people? That's the that's the dream,
Speaker 1: that's what you're sort of a smug holy roller type
Speaker 1: that's his Yeah, he is, and here's no reason to
Speaker 1: be smug. It's like you had an season the best
Speaker 1: Like no one's like, oh my god, how captivating is
Speaker 1: shan Low? Like if I could just like wishould have
Speaker 1: a beer with Sean low Is, I would pass is
Speaker 1: um is he still married, you know, just out of will.
Speaker 1: But he was a virgin, right, Yeah, he was like
Speaker 1: a born he was a born again she was did
Speaker 1: he come a born again virgin? That nobody? He was like,
Speaker 1: he just like stopped sucking. You can't do that. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that. It just means you're not
Speaker 1: getting laid. I guess I was accidentally a born again
Speaker 1: virgin for a few years in the nineties. I just
Speaker 1: couldn't get it happening in your hair? Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: where's this guy's day, I've got some dirty hair, where's
Speaker 1: the where's the stick? Where's the stick? Guys? Did he
Speaker 1: did he phrase it because of his religious he was
Speaker 1: like a real good yeah found God. Remember like, do
Speaker 1: you remember when out a Black said they like read
Speaker 1: those like stupid felt Yes, you mean like weird letters
Speaker 1: that were like super preachy and it was it was
Speaker 1: super religious. I remember that, Yeah, because they were waiting
Speaker 1: to get married, to have sex. Give me a Caitlin
Speaker 1: any day, Give me a girl who has like one
Speaker 1: too many, Like give me an Irish whiskey and she's like, oops,
Speaker 1: I've I've fucked him in the church. My hair, there's
Speaker 1: the hairs of the stick was in my hair in
Speaker 1: front of the cranberries. Remember that episode there in the
Speaker 1: church and they're humping in front of the cranberries. He
Speaker 1: was celibate for six years. Yeah, I would rack about that.
Speaker 1: I wear a brag about that. Is you're a man
Speaker 1: who's not a virgin and you're celibate for six years.
Speaker 1: Just I can't even mean you're like an okay looking guy.
Speaker 1: I got one go around on this planet. People should
Speaker 1: be like hair stick, hairs, stick, hairs, sick, wipe right, hastick,
Speaker 1: hair stick inserted, stick and hair. God gave us hair
Speaker 1: and sticky. That's right. I will never forget When I
Speaker 1: was thirteen years old and my mom put the book out,
Speaker 1: Where how does the stick get in my hair? And
Speaker 1: I finally understood it was so confused and seen moves.
Speaker 1: You just dropped the book and leave the room and
Speaker 1: you're on your own. What they did? They did? I got,
Speaker 1: I got his eye, dropped the book and rolled out. Okay,
Speaker 1: I had two books. There was one early on. It
Speaker 1: was a word of babies come from I've asked around.
Speaker 1: I found photos of this. It was paper cutouts of paper,
Speaker 1: chickens humping other paper chickens like construction paper chickens humping
Speaker 1: each other. They make the book or they found they
Speaker 1: find the books project. They were covered in glue and
Speaker 1: paper when they came in, and it was very Dad
Speaker 1: was just covered a gliver, there was there was yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the book, right, and that apparently my mom's mom.
Speaker 1: Hilda said to Janet on her wedding night. Look, it's
Speaker 1: not that fun. It's just something you've got to get done.
Speaker 1: You just do it and get on with it on
Speaker 1: Janet's wedding, and Janet was like, match, I've been humping
Speaker 1: at college for a years. God's more sticks in my
Speaker 1: hair and upstate in New York my first go around. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: let's just let's get to the important stuff. Touch again.
Speaker 1: On Rachel being named, Yes, Rachel, does that really change
Speaker 1: the show for you that much? I called her earlier.
Speaker 1: I never thought she was Who are you rooting for
Speaker 1: at this point before we get in who's your who's
Speaker 1: your horse in the race? I'm still team Vanessa. I
Speaker 1: think she's gonna well she is. Actually it's hard because
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for her because I adore her, but I
Speaker 1: think she's so much better than him that I almost
Speaker 1: feel like I will feel bad if she does end
Speaker 1: up with him. I was kind of hoping that she
Speaker 1: would be the next bachelorette so I could root for
Speaker 1: her and her alone, But I don't have full team Vanessa.
Speaker 1: Until it was like, you've been very patients, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: I can't do access ready. I have been very patient
Speaker 1: waiting for you, Nick, I have been I am special
Speaker 1: needs teacher, and I want you to know that I
Speaker 1: am Allen and I have y're a patient. She's not
Speaker 1: Selen Dion, for God's sake, Like, wait a minute, when
Speaker 1: slean Dion and then you doing Vanessa her problem. The
Speaker 1: reason she had that many breakdowns because he forced the
Speaker 1: girls to play volleyball against each other in the heat,
Speaker 1: and that's why the worst volleyball game. Had a bad
Speaker 1: choice to create more competition amongst these girls that are
Speaker 1: already been removed from their families for a month and
Speaker 1: a half, we're starting to have a mental breakdown. That
Speaker 1: was a bad call on his part. I think that's
Speaker 1: why she had a little bit of a meltdown. So
Speaker 1: they're not athletic none of them, None of them. I'm
Speaker 1: not I would freak the fuckail, but it would be
Speaker 1: a Lesbo bachelorette, so it would get real, it would
Speaker 1: get real competitive. You would be a real k o
Speaker 1: a at a Lesbo bachelorette. What a piece of act.
Speaker 1: That was my parents book. That was when that was
Speaker 1: like that. After the chicken's humping other chickens, there was
Speaker 1: the pou like girl, you have p o a and
Speaker 1: almost got sucked you chen um okay, so he comes
Speaker 1: in well, no, we discussed this last week. What do
Speaker 1: you think was worse the volleyball game or the same
Speaker 1: week in the Bahamas swimming with the pigs with boring
Speaker 1: Ben and his scripture tattoos on his ribs? What was worse? Ralph?
Speaker 1: To you, I need to know I thought was worse.
Speaker 1: Why because you're pitting women against each other, even more
Speaker 1: so than they were already pitted against each other. You're
Speaker 1: just you're fanning the flames of discontent at that point.
Speaker 1: That's a poor choice, just from Nix. You want these
Speaker 1: women to try to get along, and you want things
Speaker 1: to go as smoothly as possible on these group days.
Speaker 1: You don't want you don't want to foment more uprising.
Speaker 1: I that is absolutely perfectly said. Besides, who doesn't want
Speaker 1: to grab a pig and water? I want to grab
Speaker 1: a pig. I spent two hours last night looking up
Speaker 1: Chihuahua beagle mixes to adopt. They make those. Oh God, okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go. What a dick? He crying that
Speaker 1: move coming and crying? Such a guy cries again. It's
Speaker 1: such a bully move to cry. I'll give you, I'll
Speaker 1: give you like a couple now and then. Here's the
Speaker 1: only thing I'm gonna say positive about Nick. At least
Speaker 1: he has the wherewithal because this is the sixteenth season,
Speaker 1: um that when he is not feeling it with someone,
Speaker 1: he lets he lets go of them immediately trying about it,
Speaker 1: and he's kind about it, and you can tell. At
Speaker 1: least I thought with my favorite Russian all that he
Speaker 1: really felt terrible. He did, so I have to say
Speaker 1: that's the only that's the only bright spot where I
Speaker 1: think he doesn't want I think he doesn't want anyone
Speaker 1: to He's like a walking allan on, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. He doesn't want anyone to feel question. I've
Speaker 1: now only watched Caitlin season Ben season and Joe Joe season,
Speaker 1: and it felt like all of them were fairly kind
Speaker 1: and letting people go. Is there anybody that's a dick
Speaker 1: when they caught someone? Well? Yeah, I mean there have
Speaker 1: been people dropping down on the knee to ask for
Speaker 1: the hand in marriage and the other person goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to at you up. I
Speaker 1: mean to happen a net that has happened, that happened,
Speaker 1: that is repeatedly happened throughout the years. That's part of
Speaker 1: the show. One of those people is going to get
Speaker 1: their heartbroken. I think any time you throw them out
Speaker 1: in front of them other people during those road ceremonies,
Speaker 1: it's kind of cruel and you don't punishment. I want
Speaker 1: you to know that. The whole time I'm talking to
Speaker 1: with this green background, I'm picturing a green screen version
Speaker 1: that we're like on the moon. Okay, so here we go.
Speaker 1: So he comes in, he's been crying, but that foe,
Speaker 1: Oh I think I might. So they're back in the Marriott.
Speaker 1: Never has less fun been had in a Marriott, and
Speaker 1: I had some pretty bad weekends in Marriotts. That is
Speaker 1: the worst time anyone's ever had in a marriot who
Speaker 1: new Marriott's traveled so so internationally they're there in St.
Speaker 1: Thomas in Wisconsin. I know the Marriott, the Marriott, Hilton.
Speaker 1: Hilton housed Nick in the in Biminy because so okay,
Speaker 1: so there are the Mary's of these Marriotts. So then
Speaker 1: they go, so that Chris goes and he meets Nick
Speaker 1: by the food trucks on the island and Nick is
Speaker 1: wearing Nick is wearing a stripe short with a bulge.
Speaker 1: His bulge is like they're sitting on the thing. Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison's like sunburn. He has a weird So somebody tweeted
Speaker 1: me like did he wear like a batman mask? Like
Speaker 1: when he got like what was up? Like was he worried?
Speaker 1: He's like he's such a white guy. So it's just
Speaker 1: at and he's not getting tanned. It's just the fact
Speaker 1: that like he just has every week. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: just he's the best job of all time. Like he's
Speaker 1: just yeah, he could give a ship. Yeah. He's like
Speaker 1: he was literally woken up during a tanning session three
Speaker 1: sheets to the win and he's like, yeah, you got
Speaker 1: something to say, nixt So so it sounds like Chris
Speaker 1: you have to go ask him if he if he
Speaker 1: feels okay. It seems like who am I talking to?
Speaker 1: Its sca suitcase has to go get right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was taking a disco now. So he's been sunburned, and
Speaker 1: the girls are crying and they're so relieved. Though I'm
Speaker 1: not going to walk out on the on the process.
Speaker 1: I think it's so many and they're like, oh, and
Speaker 1: they're crying for him, like oh poor Nick, and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And then he threw Dan Yell under
Speaker 1: the bus Dilo, and then they all exhaled and they
Speaker 1: need to go to the island of Biminy. And all
Speaker 1: the girls were like, Baminy. Oh my god, we get
Speaker 1: to go to Bamony. I'm like, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: that a place like Biny? I think for those six people,
Speaker 1: six women totally faking that they knew what the hell
Speaker 1: was the rest of America had two moments in this episode.
Speaker 1: One Google Biminy and then Google the guy with a
Speaker 1: guitar on the beach, as we do every show that
Speaker 1: Adam was so excited they got the dance in front
Speaker 1: of Adam Freeman. Adam Freedman, who you know, is like
Speaker 1: the nephew of the like executive, Like, ABC, exactly, are
Speaker 1: there any white singers on Biminy? Find me a white
Speaker 1: guy with a guitar, please? Adam Freeman, he works at
Speaker 1: the bar. That was a superstar. I had to honestly
Speaker 1: rewind it because I was like, what did they say?
Speaker 1: And I started shrieking by and I was like, like,
Speaker 1: is a real place? Really? It's the gateway to the Bahamas.
Speaker 1: Have you ever said gateway to Bahamas? And I couldn't
Speaker 1: stop laughing. I was like, everything outside of New York
Speaker 1: City is the gateway to Bahama? Ocean't be the gateway
Speaker 1: to them? You ever heard of? And I've been to
Speaker 1: the Bahamas several times. You've been passing the gateway? And
Speaker 1: he was right there apparently, And I was got Liberty
Speaker 1: to the Bahamas ridiculous. And I'm like looking at it
Speaker 1: and I'm like, is it in Florida? Like is it
Speaker 1: like a key? Like what my wife said, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: like a closer Cuba, And so she's right. It did
Speaker 1: kind of look like a nineteen fifties throwback island just
Speaker 1: off of its Adam Freedman as Freedman is like, can
Speaker 1: we get like a white Jewish singer on the island
Speaker 1: of Bimina, Like you know what I mean, Like really
Speaker 1: you're telling that guy happened to really be in Biminy
Speaker 1: singing like oh my god, who anybody? Okay, so I
Speaker 1: wrote where the fund is Beminy? So then the girls
Speaker 1: have to run around Resorts World Bemony. So there's not
Speaker 1: even a Marriott. Okay, they're not even at the Marriott
Speaker 1: Ralph there. Why would you go to marry one? Resort
Speaker 1: World is right there. Party. It's like, are you ready
Speaker 1: to have your like dentists stick in your hair while
Speaker 1: your husband's nearby watching, Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like Resorts World that feels really nineteen seventy Yeah, what
Speaker 1: were the other you know, uh, possibilities to name it
Speaker 1: like big white hotel and like it's doing well, Like
Speaker 1: this season the ratings are really like they have not
Speaker 1: thrown down. They've been gone to Wisconsin, They've gone to
Speaker 1: the Marriott in St. Thomas. Like at least they got
Speaker 1: out of the country this season. Last season they were
Speaker 1: pretty they were pretty local. Pennsylvania, Pennsylvan Yeah, they're all
Speaker 1: getting the bus. At least now they need their passports. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they still apparently the going to the North Pole for
Speaker 1: the for the conclusion, So we got that look to
Speaker 1: look forward to. Okay, let's we got Nick on it
Speaker 1: with a dog sled for a second. I know that
Speaker 1: Kirston is like calling. I don't know, but okay, okay, good, okay, Hi, okay, good, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna ru First of all, you look amazing that
Speaker 1: we're gonna start. We're gonna keep going fair Okay, made
Speaker 1: me be late first of adrifted show. And there's real
Speaker 1: things happening. Can I just say Kirsten and yes, has
Speaker 1: just arrived from how is our Secretary of State Paget?
Speaker 1: She has been so busy, we have not been so busy.
Speaker 1: She's dressed up like a him. Likewise, I enjoy your
Speaker 1: show enormously. You are just saying my heart or the
Speaker 1: sextiest thing that has ever stepped foot and meltdown. Well,
Speaker 1: come on, I must be reflectioning you guys. I have
Speaker 1: not showered today, but I and I Valentine Paget is right,
Speaker 1: you wearing old age makeup looking as sexy as ever.
Speaker 1: God blessed boning people in that period drama. She has
Speaker 1: eighteen jobs m Kirsten before we came. Well, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you where we're at. The girls just had to act
Speaker 1: excited about going to the learned in any graphical location
Speaker 1: the resource world, biminy. They all learned it and then
Speaker 1: they jumped around. We all googled where they keep going overall?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about the announcement yesterday about Rachel
Speaker 1: being the bachelorette? I'm pleased buy it? Why did they
Speaker 1: do it yesterday because didn't win artist? Okay, we're balancing
Speaker 1: the scales of justice. Do you think if it was
Speaker 1: a white bachelorette that they would have announced it this early? Know,
Speaker 1: they're so excited. They're so excited as well. They should
Speaker 1: be as well. They should be. They should know. Rachel's
Speaker 1: a dream boat. I was just I was just super
Speaker 1: bummed that at leak because it's kind of like the
Speaker 1: end of it, because I was like, is she going
Speaker 1: to get kind of choice? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but why
Speaker 1: are they announceming? And I wanted my Russian for another week?
Speaker 1: You know, I wanted her to she grew on. I
Speaker 1: thought was sort of a zero until she kind of
Speaker 1: opened up. Her date was so sweet, but her and
Speaker 1: the romance between her and isn't Ashley what's her name?
Speaker 1: They're always cuddling? Who right? No, not Raven like dark
Speaker 1: the Vanessa. Well, I think the girls actually get along thing.
Speaker 1: I think sweet with each other. They have good hearts.
Speaker 1: They're not like the normal like bitch Fest. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: much less cats. Yes, um so here we are Resorts World, Biminy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're in Bimini. Thank god, my dream
Speaker 1: is come. Not Daniel's gone? Ready if we covered that,
Speaker 1: yeah's gone. Nothing sadder than the tears of a robot. God,
Speaker 1: she was. She was sitting there, she sort of was lifeless,
Speaker 1: and yes, the water was leaking from her truly, Okay,
Speaker 1: we she was like the sexiest visual like and if
Speaker 1: she had even a little personality, she was want to
Speaker 1: be that Keeney Jeane. She was so fucking hot. She was.
Speaker 1: It's so confident. Yeah, every woman should be like that.
Speaker 1: That's what sucked the most about when she was like,
Speaker 1: I love you because she's just sort of like, I
Speaker 1: know he's going to say it to me, because who wouldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's like twelve. If I had a quarter of
Speaker 1: these women's confident, No, no, you're we're at mydlo the
Speaker 1: hot Asian girl from we haven't gotten Vanessa yet your
Speaker 1: tame by Vanessa mixing up? So did did? Danielle was
Speaker 1: a hot Asian girl who dusked with him? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about okay, So so Danielle Dilo got com
Speaker 1: daniel is the big, tall blonde Danielle m was vooted
Speaker 1: last night. Yes, okay, but there's been to Daniel's lately,
Speaker 1: so I'm we're confed. Okay, we haven't gotten to daniel
Speaker 1: forgetting there. Okay, we're gonna keep going my notes. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here we go. So then Vanessa. So, then Vanessa
Speaker 1: gets the date card and Karin goes, wow, you lucky
Speaker 1: bitch to her face. I'm getting frustrated and I'm really bloated.
Speaker 1: Loved it. I loved it. It's it's the other women.
Speaker 1: They're all like wonderful ladies. But and so Karin hitting
Speaker 1: the buzzer with these gems is making me so happy.
Speaker 1: I think that she pounds the cheat. I like that
Speaker 1: she eats whatever food is available, like she takes advantage
Speaker 1: of cross services. Expect to anybody, she's incapable of making
Speaker 1: her own food. Obviously we've learned that from her from
Speaker 1: her nanny. That provides her. So I think she just
Speaker 1: has to forage. I think she just has to go
Speaker 1: around and sort of graze with whatever's on the coffee table,
Speaker 1: or she's not gonna eat. Yeah, right, it's like somebody
Speaker 1: looking for truffles, like like a pig looking for trumble. Yes.
Speaker 1: So Vanessa goes on her date and they're on the boat,
Speaker 1: and she said, this is the first one in a while.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't guess it from a teacher. Him and
Speaker 1: I are going on a boat. That's not proper grammar.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to me and you're learning English, it's
Speaker 1: he and I. It is not him and I. Him
Speaker 1: has a special ed teacher. They have bigger fish to fry,
Speaker 1: am okay, trying to get their shoes tied, and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of pronounce at a boat in the same sentence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of work going on there that I
Speaker 1: don't think they really had time for. The grammar. It's
Speaker 1: a good grammar in Canada. You are as happy as
Speaker 1: the least happiest person in a relationship. I'll give you
Speaker 1: a French Canadian pass on that. But again, I don't
Speaker 1: like that grammar. I had paused. This is when I
Speaker 1: was just wanting to be the chain of her bikini. Now,
Speaker 1: okay you care? Yeah, she up, But there are a
Speaker 1: couple of I wouldn't say that's a red flag, but
Speaker 1: I did put it on pause, and and I looked
Speaker 1: at my sister and I was like, what the fund
Speaker 1: does that mean? You're as happy as the least? I
Speaker 1: feel like we also determined at that moment that I think,
Speaker 1: as much as Vanessa is A is a dream boat,
Speaker 1: and uh, I would also like to join you in
Speaker 1: that bikini. Uh. I think she I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: be a little hard to date. I think she's a
Speaker 1: I think she's a little age maintenance. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: because she's so confident, she believes like I deserve everything
Speaker 1: that you and I think a lot of times these
Speaker 1: shows populate themselves with women who are like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe your breathing next to me, right, I can't believe
Speaker 1: he gave me that paper plate like that. I think
Speaker 1: she seems so confident because in comparison to the other
Speaker 1: emotional wrecks, she seems like she's an anomaly. I think
Speaker 1: she's just a self possessed woman who deserves, who knows
Speaker 1: that she's got some worth and is asking for something. Yes,
Speaker 1: as she as she should be. Uh and if it
Speaker 1: doesn't work out with Nick nine and I'll just be
Speaker 1: I'll be there. I'll be the chain six nine. I'll
Speaker 1: just be there while you guys are doing that. Hey,
Speaker 1: just men, I don't mind me the chain your RKINI
Speaker 1: an either, lady kin, I'll double chain myself came out. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: back at the Resources World, Reeminy Karin is throwing shade
Speaker 1: about Vanessa. I don't see her getting deep. There's no depth.
Speaker 1: My film is Italian and we get together every Sunday
Speaker 1: and make pasta. I'm a special needs teacher. It's so
Speaker 1: it's like thing over and over again. Nick only sees
Speaker 1: the special needs teacher that is just so pretty pretty perfect. Okay, Vanessa, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's got some balls. She's got saying that Vanessa is
Speaker 1: shallow when what have we heard from her best friend
Speaker 1: named rock Well? And she's the CEO of a multimillion
Speaker 1: dollar corporation that's run out of a condo in Miami somewhere.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get to the part where she's
Speaker 1: trying to walk in heels. But we're not there yet,
Speaker 1: but I can smell it where we're from. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it is weird how she like she has like a
Speaker 1: sister in a nanny and she's like, I can't wait
Speaker 1: from seeing my family, and this woman is expressing I
Speaker 1: have deep complex roots with my family. I am. I
Speaker 1: am interfacing with the most challenged young youngs of humanity.
Speaker 1: She has nothing, nothing interesting. Someone would sneeze and krim
Speaker 1: fly away. That's how she has absolutely no depth. She
Speaker 1: could have weights on her ankles. You know what she
Speaker 1: reminds me of when you say that, And I've been
Speaker 1: thinking of what she reminds me. If she reminds me,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm limiting myself. That treminds me of like a
Speaker 1: Shell Silverstein character. And I can just see her naked,
Speaker 1: which just being float around by her hair. That's what
Speaker 1: she's like. She's like a weird little fit. She was.
Speaker 1: Last John Ryan pointed out that she looked just like
Speaker 1: Tiffany Trump. That I want to also point out I
Speaker 1: realized this week as I was watching, because it really
Speaker 1: feels like he doesn't usually at this point in this season,
Speaker 1: some of the connections feel deeper and I'm really aware. Like,
Speaker 1: so she's complaining that she hasn't had a one on
Speaker 1: one yet and so this is the second one on
Speaker 1: one with Vanessa, and I'm like, so they've had to
Speaker 1: dates and he's supposed to go ask for her father's
Speaker 1: hand in marriage next week, like they've had two days,
Speaker 1: like if you think, and like she's been on group
Speaker 1: dates as well. But you know what I mean when
Speaker 1: you think about like I do every sing this the
Speaker 1: beginning of this episode, when the girls are like, I
Speaker 1: can't believe it's gonna happen him again, Like really, you
Speaker 1: can't believe he's going to be in an artificially simulated
Speaker 1: magic land and he's not gonna find love, Like every
Speaker 1: time we do this, like I can't believe that's gonna
Speaker 1: We're staying in resort world ambimity, which isn't even real,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, enough to propose. I feel like usually
Speaker 1: by this point there are somebody like the illusion the
Speaker 1: allusion enough, or at least chemistry the illusion of chemistry
Speaker 1: is hotter or something like, there's somebody like I agree,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're we're over four in anyone but him. No,
Speaker 1: that's what I think, And that's what that's what the problem.
Speaker 1: And it just feels like he just wants to day
Speaker 1: the celebrity, like yeah, and he wants to keep telling
Speaker 1: the story of I'm the one that people break up.
Speaker 1: It's attachment theory is you ask me, it's like your
Speaker 1: attachment and anybody yeah, and who tries to establish a
Speaker 1: secure attachment with him, it's never good. And I think
Speaker 1: it's a bad move on the producer's part to use
Speaker 1: anyone who's been through this process already, because I think
Speaker 1: it callouses you to the point where you're so concerned
Speaker 1: with the cameras and television and everything else. You need
Speaker 1: that freshness of someone who's still excited to be there.
Speaker 1: And I've been on like magazine covers who's not like
Speaker 1: been at parties whole totally demoralized. He's like looking around,
Speaker 1: He's like, I should I should feel something in my bones. Uh,
Speaker 1: we need to we need at Katie talk about it
Speaker 1: about Nick. Yeah. I think that I think we're else right.
Speaker 1: He's like he's just kind of damaged. Like I think
Speaker 1: that I think whatever the problem is it is with him,
Speaker 1: and I think he's just like way too in his head.
Speaker 1: And that's why I think he's like letting people go
Speaker 1: kind of quickly because he's just like, I should be
Speaker 1: deeply in love with you by now, and using those
Speaker 1: one on ones as to kick people out. I mean
Speaker 1: that's what seems like. Let me spend some time with
Speaker 1: you to just make sure. Yep, not like it'll change,
Speaker 1: like like he did Danielle. L Like he changed his
Speaker 1: mind like in a flash, Like she just like said
Speaker 1: something and suddenly he's like, oh I I don't love
Speaker 1: you and like sent her home, So like there's something.
Speaker 1: I think he's psyching himself out. That's fair, fair enough,
Speaker 1: thank you, miss Katie. We love you all right. So
Speaker 1: then it's a cran story shade. So then they're there.
Speaker 1: He's out there with Vanessa, and I know he hasn't
Speaker 1: asked her any questions. He has not asked her any questions.
Speaker 1: But they go snorkeling and they hold hands. She looks
Speaker 1: great in a bikini. Oh my god, she is so pretty.
Speaker 1: I just want to be the scooperman. He gets the
Speaker 1: film that Underwater Stone. God, she looked like a bond
Speaker 1: girl and she's ridiculous. And that's where it gets hard,
Speaker 1: because you're making out with this dude. In the water
Speaker 1: and whatever, and by an abandoned ship. Then you think
Speaker 1: that feels like love, because that's what love feels. It's
Speaker 1: supposed to feel like that. Just when you're you know,
Speaker 1: sitting someone and they have the flu and it feels
Speaker 1: like I love you so much. It's like we're snorkeling
Speaker 1: next to the bandon ship, but they actually are, so
Speaker 1: it can be confusing. So then Nanny says he needs
Speaker 1: to sorry. Riquel says he needs to come home and
Speaker 1: meet Nanny, my nanny, Raquel, my nanny, my maid, Raquel,
Speaker 1: who's my best friend in the entire world, which is incredible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she is. I think they have just a
Speaker 1: bond that can't be broken, Like Batman and Alfred. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes the servant can become the parents. You don't
Speaker 1: he didn't cut her on the two on one. The
Speaker 1: producers are like, she's got to make it to hometown
Speaker 1: like this one. We need to see Raquel, like American
Speaker 1: needs to see Rackett. We're gonna go see her next
Speaker 1: week and he needs he's gonna fuck her in the
Speaker 1: fantasy suite. Probably are you talking about the actual and
Speaker 1: Raquel or just Corren. I think I might ask for
Speaker 1: Roquell as a backup. I can't wait to see. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see if Roquel how much she hates
Speaker 1: Karn or if she actually has like a fondness for Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think, uh well, I mean just based on her
Speaker 1: unfortunate No, she's no self worth when he didn't bang
Speaker 1: her the end of the world. So obviously her parents
Speaker 1: are terrible. Yeah, terrible. She said something like rock Hell
Speaker 1: loves me more than anybody in the world. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was like, yeah, you don't get to be
Speaker 1: terrible and rock hills her mom. You need to get
Speaker 1: that guy at the phone ie up. That's her dad. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Vanessa says, I'm gonna tell Nick that I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love with him. I and I think he is
Speaker 1: falling in love. I don't know. I'd love to say
Speaker 1: that I think that he's falling in love with me,
Speaker 1: but I know. And then she told him and he
Speaker 1: did not give her like you wanted. And as my
Speaker 1: mother Jennifer Ye would say, you did it to yourselfish
Speaker 1: you did it to yourself. Was that was that moment
Speaker 1: where I was like Vanessa, like this is one oh one,
Speaker 1: like this happens every season here, they're not except for
Speaker 1: the crazy Ben scenario when they were down to two. Yes,
Speaker 1: you still got six people left. He's not going to
Speaker 1: elbom me right back that he was so awkward though
Speaker 1: whatever that it was long, like I just want to say,
Speaker 1: it'll be like the first time. I want to say.
Speaker 1: She looked like the hardening her eyes. It was like, oh,
Speaker 1: and she did that mouth twist. She wanted her lips
Speaker 1: wanted to run from her face, and she said that
Speaker 1: she was so sure that she was giving him the
Speaker 1: gift of her love a little speech. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the many first like she planned that out. She really
Speaker 1: now he's very artasted and she should have stopped it.
Speaker 1: Many first yet to come because that leaves the door
Speaker 1: open with me saying, look, I feel but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say it. I'm gonna play it cool. But
Speaker 1: his monologue was incomprehensible. Let me ask you as it
Speaker 1: with special needs and she feels like, I feel like,
Speaker 1: as a guy, don't you want a little more chase
Speaker 1: than like, don't you want to like know that she's
Speaker 1: kind of feeling it, but like a little more chase
Speaker 1: than I done that I want understanding from her for
Speaker 1: her to know that in my position, I can't possibly
Speaker 1: say I love you. So don't put me in that
Speaker 1: spot where I feel deficient. If I can't come out
Speaker 1: and say I love you, don't do that to me.
Speaker 1: You know how the game is played. You know that
Speaker 1: I can't. She even said so afterwards, just like, well
Speaker 1: I realized, you know, he really can't say that he
Speaker 1: loves me. Very pissed, but she put him in a
Speaker 1: bad position. I want you to see that my Starbucks
Speaker 1: sit name they artin on it. I wish that was
Speaker 1: my name. That's closet okay. Anyways, um yeah, like look
Speaker 1: all the kind of like her eyes just went to
Speaker 1: like fucking just like you're not getting anywhere near my
Speaker 1: hair with your stick. That's not hat like she was fast.
Speaker 1: You missed that early on. You missed that earlier sexual
Speaker 1: how I don't know straight sex. So then that is
Speaker 1: similar having done stick in the hair, the stick of
Speaker 1: the hair. So that is a group day. And we've
Speaker 1: got this sweet or Finn. We loved her, sweet Raven
Speaker 1: and Karn and Corin says, I've been on a boat
Speaker 1: bigger than this. We go voting a lot. I'm a boater.
Speaker 1: I look great on a yacht. I'm a boater a boat.
Speaker 1: She is a voter, and the sunscreen on his creepy like,
Speaker 1: better make sure you get your inner thigh him like
Speaker 1: fingering her the sun screen. And then and it was
Speaker 1: it was Christine. It was the girl who spent her
Speaker 1: entire young womanhood in a an orphanage Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: maybe you don't want to molest the girl who's got
Speaker 1: a history of being raised in an orphanage bed. Maybe
Speaker 1: think because she was in there she needs more, and
Speaker 1: then not pick her, and then not pick her. It
Speaker 1: was so, but he says, he's like, the group date
Speaker 1: is just you know, fling yourself over the boat and
Speaker 1: peril because hammer had chucks around. And he says to
Speaker 1: the Russian who we all know was in a cupboard
Speaker 1: for seventeen years eating lipstick, is that okay? And she's like, yes,
Speaker 1: I survived eating lipstick for seventeen years. Puts me their hammerheads. Sure,
Speaker 1: And then he's like, I can't believe she was scared, dude,
Speaker 1: he was so he was like crazy about her on
Speaker 1: that boat, I know, like and I just honestly, it's like,
Speaker 1: can he just not deal with any conflict that it
Speaker 1: is like I like her, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: deal with her bad. I don't think he wanted to
Speaker 1: go to Russia, her hometowns. I was thinking about that.
Speaker 1: He didn't know where he was going to go. I
Speaker 1: think she was going to take him back to the
Speaker 1: He didn't want to eat the lipstick. They were going
Speaker 1: to the Marriott, Musky the World, Super World Siberiabia. Feel
Speaker 1: like that was a weird disasnoying. The outcome of that day.
Speaker 1: It was such a weird. Yeah, I thought for sure,
Speaker 1: because she was so needy and open and vulnerable set
Speaker 1: and you have got teach, sure, what's her face? Teacher? Yes, Vanessa,
Speaker 1: who's so you know, Okay, not into that? So then
Speaker 1: you're right, you're into this. Nope, not in that, Like
Speaker 1: that's where it's like, what are you into? He gave
Speaker 1: Raven the Roads, who I adore. I'm rooting for Raven,
Speaker 1: but like he didn't even talk to her. Now she
Speaker 1: was literally and I think that's why, because she's not
Speaker 1: he likes to Chase. He likes he's like Chase. And
Speaker 1: also she's not challenging anything. You know, he's not, she's not.
Speaker 1: He's not having to feel like he's part of a
Speaker 1: national geographic with the birds fluttering their colored flat feathers
Speaker 1: around his face. So his testical swell thinks true. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, birds fluttered feathers around Not true at all,
Speaker 1: paper cut out. My parents didn't make that. It's something
Speaker 1: to do with the stick and hair, how they didn't
Speaker 1: have that. But do you think he's down with Raven
Speaker 1: because she doesn't really pose any type of thing. I
Speaker 1: don't think he knows anything about her yet. And like
Speaker 1: Dudie was saying, the ones, he discovers, whatever you have
Speaker 1: to offer, you're out. I think with Raven he still
Speaker 1: has She's a question mark, so he still it's like,
Speaker 1: well maybe this will this is the magic. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: knows secrets. Let's remember from a few weeks ago, was like,
Speaker 1: you know what to do? I know what to do.
Speaker 1: I saw her vagina and I came at it with
Speaker 1: a stiletto. Yeah, and she's got full you know, uh
Speaker 1: lacy uh constantly, she's got some Charlotte Ruse seven fashion confidence.
Speaker 1: She owns a boutique. I've looked online at that. I've
Speaker 1: looked online. Yeah you can because it sounds like her.
Speaker 1: I like, I looked at her Instagram page, and I
Speaker 1: looked at her boutique. Yeah, you can get a lot
Speaker 1: of romper. I don't look good at Robber. I had
Speaker 1: along Torso Ralph, but it's hard for me to romp
Speaker 1: or thank you so much, but thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I needed that. I really needed that one. I really
Speaker 1: needed that. You're really sexy. I think you look really
Speaker 1: good in that weird romber. That's like you're like a
Speaker 1: corny and romber hot corny show didn't do a romper before?
Speaker 1: You should make your own line called rompers. I should
Speaker 1: and actually make rompers for corgies. That would be fun.
Speaker 1: You okay? So then so then um Nick okay? So
Speaker 1: then Nick is crying again with Christina. He's quite wild.
Speaker 1: He loves her so much he has to send her home.
Speaker 1: Are we there? Is that where I am? You must
Speaker 1: have stay? The Raven says, if the other two girls
Speaker 1: get eaten today, I will definitely be in the running
Speaker 1: to get the rose. So then Christina is standing on
Speaker 1: the boat with Nick, be consoled because she's scared of sharks. Yes,
Speaker 1: wait now, and did he start crying when she was
Speaker 1: crying on the boat? Did that just kissing her and
Speaker 1: touching her and kissing her. Then then they all got cold, okay,
Speaker 1: and there and started to feel crazy, and she was
Speaker 1: powdering was still in the water while he was okay.
Speaker 1: She had a little had a little cocktail thing. The
Speaker 1: third person, well, she's pounding the cheese and said to Raven,
Speaker 1: I'm eating my feelings, and Raven says, I was in
Speaker 1: law school. Like when she's talking to him, it's like, yeah, right.
Speaker 1: That's when we learned that she wasn't just always going
Speaker 1: to sell rompers in her hometown. She was on her way.
Speaker 1: She could be my lawyer. How fucking great is that?
Speaker 1: It is like the surprise of the season. She's like
Speaker 1: another bomb drop, like I was in law school but
Speaker 1: my dad got sick and take I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love this. Yeah, there's a lot of If she
Speaker 1: doesn't get picked, wish I don't think she will. I
Speaker 1: really hope she goes to Paradise. And I hope that
Speaker 1: the Russian orphan goes to Paradise. Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to take care of the Russian. She's just
Speaker 1: the sweetest, She's so sweet. I want her to meet
Speaker 1: someone that's like, has twenty eight brothers and sisters that's
Speaker 1: really nice and can handle gentle feeling, you know, feel
Speaker 1: like he has a lot of brothers and sisters. Is
Speaker 1: that Huff family that's on Dancing with the Stars. They're
Speaker 1: all Mormons, all right, I don't okay. So Krin is
Speaker 1: pounding the cheese and then she has um ah, so god,
Speaker 1: I can't even read my crazy writing. So she's founding
Speaker 1: the cheese. Then that's the time that Christine I had
Speaker 1: that one with him, Yes, outside with him, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I haven't had that one on one time to really
Speaker 1: lock Krin in with Nick is like is what she
Speaker 1: said to him? There was just one karn line which
Speaker 1: killed me on the boat where he was telling him
Speaker 1: about like snorkeling. And then he said, but there's a wrinkle,
Speaker 1: and she said, she said, and I quote what she said,
Speaker 1: she said, what's a wrinkle? Instead of what is the wrinkle? Right?
Speaker 1: I wrote that I wrote that down to also asked
Speaker 1: are the sharks toothless? I was asking, like they breath
Speaker 1: special sharks you can swim with in Bamity that have
Speaker 1: no teeth really big by the way, she'd ever heard
Speaker 1: that expression, there's a wrinkle. Nanny has taken care of.
Speaker 1: That's a favorite thing, she said. She said, Nick so sexy.
Speaker 1: And did we all see that he's wearing the board
Speaker 1: shorts by maud. He's got really bad. He's got kids
Speaker 1: and bad tight floral grandma shorts and he's thirty six
Speaker 1: and she's like eighteen. And then those were not the
Speaker 1: sharks that they were swimming with, right, I mean those
Speaker 1: must have been cg Those were huge sharks. Literally. I
Speaker 1: was like my sister were like I would have been
Speaker 1: shipping my bikins off my legs. No way, those are sharks.
Speaker 1: They're like five or six f there, not that big.
Speaker 1: Looked like enormous shark week sharks, big shark sharks. They
Speaker 1: must they must or put them very far away. I
Speaker 1: feel like they were like baby sharks and then they
Speaker 1: put in bigger sharks. Like I used to surf a
Speaker 1: lot in the Monterey We would surf near leopard sharks. No, granted,
Speaker 1: they were very little, bit. I mean they would get
Speaker 1: to like four feet sometimes and they just they wouldn't
Speaker 1: bother us. They would just be right there. I feel
Speaker 1: like they don't know what kind of sharks they were.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out. I felt they put
Speaker 1: in bigger looking sharks. They put on like jaws looking
Speaker 1: sho There are some sharks that just don't really bother people.
Speaker 1: Most of them like they just a little conny a shark.
Speaker 1: I don't care if they are on record for not
Speaker 1: eating human flesh. My legs aren't dangling. You're these motherfucker's
Speaker 1: on a effing date. Care for the right reasons that
Speaker 1: maybe you're not committed to the process. And maybe I
Speaker 1: think maybe not only can sharks smell blood, but maybe
Speaker 1: they can smell HPV. And that's just saying maybe HPV drop.
Speaker 1: So we've learned a little bit about Ravens. So then
Speaker 1: Karin goes to start and starts third person in Nick.
Speaker 1: She starts saying, I haven't had that one on one
Speaker 1: time to really lock in Karne with Nick. You just
Speaker 1: make me feel so happy. I just hope I can
Speaker 1: make you feel this same, basically like I'm gonna blow
Speaker 1: you and I cannot wait. Yeah, and that's going to
Speaker 1: solve every everything. She doesn't even realize this is why
Speaker 1: she's not getting anyone on one date because he doesn't
Speaker 1: need them with her. He knows everything that she is
Speaker 1: and everything she has to offer. She jumps on him
Speaker 1: at every given opportunity, knows that he's going to take
Speaker 1: her to fantasy Swing, so why but why waste a
Speaker 1: one on one date with something you know exactly what
Speaker 1: you're gonna get. And maybe that's what she just wants.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's because she just keep talking about, like I
Speaker 1: need to go seduce my fiance just yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not going to be like, oh, let's let's go on
Speaker 1: to one on one date with Karen and it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like, well, what are you reading? Don't ask anyone anything.
Speaker 1: But maybe he knows that, like maybe he knows that
Speaker 1: he can't for his public image have sex with her,
Speaker 1: and maybe he thinks it will be too tempting to
Speaker 1: one on one like he'll he'll probably end up humping
Speaker 1: her in the church like he did, like it's it's
Speaker 1: it's full bones on. So Raven, Raven got the road
Speaker 1: as she should, Yeah, because she's really the only like
Speaker 1: he could. Well, Christina, who did you think it's going
Speaker 1: to get the rose? Christina? Of course she was comforting
Speaker 1: her in her time of Lady. This is the bond
Speaker 1: that's going to stand out from the from the other two.
Speaker 1: She got an emotional rose and she got fucked. You
Speaker 1: know what I think eventually is because he cries at everything.
Speaker 1: He's like literally in front of Christina being like, I
Speaker 1: had a tough week, and you know, like he can't, Like,
Speaker 1: you can't say you had a tough week to a
Speaker 1: woman that lived in a cupboard. Yeah, I can't like
Speaker 1: your personal harem. I can't say that she I loved,
Speaker 1: like her, him crying to her and her going, You're like,
Speaker 1: she had no time for his bullshit. She was like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to caught all of us. I know,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a tough week. Yeah, you know. I
Speaker 1: mean lipstick when I'm five and then my mother punished
Speaker 1: me for it because I wasn't supposed to eat, and
Speaker 1: I told her I ate the lipstick, like because you could.
Speaker 1: You don't want to loo as hard as you thought.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, There's no I think he
Speaker 1: knows there's like no bullshit with her, and he needs
Speaker 1: like an open sieve, like a tough week. She's like,
Speaker 1: he'll all back up, back up right now, I give
Speaker 1: you a tough week six two one, Cherry all so
Speaker 1: fuck yourself. Yeah, he needs somebody like so That's why
Speaker 1: I don't think like Vanessa is too good. It's likes
Speaker 1: too good. Yeah, I hope it's Raven. So he speaks Raven.
Speaker 1: He takes rest side to slow dance with Adam Freeman.
Speaker 1: They're so exciting. I can't believe I'm here dancing in
Speaker 1: front of Adam Freeman. The dream come true. You can
Speaker 1: talk to my it's got that pause in front of
Speaker 1: let me check my index card. You can talk to
Speaker 1: my lawyer. And also my slow dances are Adam afraid.
Speaker 1: The lyrics, I don't know. God we got wasted. Thank
Speaker 1: god we were at that place with that thing. I
Speaker 1: think he was just singing what's happening in front of him?
Speaker 1: Like I love LAMB, I really did. He was just
Speaker 1: like people were on a niland that's made up then,
Speaker 1: and I love that. Like his guitarists was like trying
Speaker 1: to like jump up and down. It's like, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's you sound like a rip off of like
Speaker 1: Jack Johnston, you know, like, I don't think you're gonna
Speaker 1: crowd sturf here. Don't like songs that start out really
Speaker 1: romantic and slow, romantic in quotes and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden it's jamfest. I didn't know how to dance,
Speaker 1: so I think we feel the right to make fun
Speaker 1: because he didn't seem into it. The guy singing was
Speaker 1: kind of doing that thing in his soul. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not really doing He was literally wearing a white
Speaker 1: Haynes shirt say you could get out of a package.
Speaker 1: He just got the memo. He's the waiter that he
Speaker 1: had to put and that song speak. It truly feels
Speaker 1: like the executive producer's nephew, Adam Freedman, who was like,
Speaker 1: he's going to school at Emerson in Boston and he's
Speaker 1: got a jam band. Yeah, And it's like Adam like, uncle,
Speaker 1: you sure it's gonna help me get a record deal? Yes,
Speaker 1: just go to Beminy and play the song. Where is
Speaker 1: that a place? Get get rid of the Bahamas. I'll
Speaker 1: be there. So then it's like fulsome prison. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's the same epic performances by you're laughing now. But
Speaker 1: when you go to the Staples Center to see Adam
Speaker 1: Freeman a concert, you're gonna tell everybody I saw him
Speaker 1: in the gateway to the Bahamas before at the Stables.
Speaker 1: I'm in a big stadium, lots of people swaying, there's
Speaker 1: a lighter and then the backup guy's gonna be like god,
Speaker 1: Adam Freedman. So so Krim kept talking about herself in
Speaker 1: the third person. I do appreciate that Nick called her
Speaker 1: out and was like, wow, you're this third person like
Speaker 1: that was the moment when he lost his boner, and uh,
Speaker 1: I'd like that he walked in when I said the
Speaker 1: moment when he lost she said, Karn's annoyed. Karn is
Speaker 1: just going to keep doing Karin like. So then he
Speaker 1: takes Danielle on a one on one date. Okay, with
Speaker 1: all due respect to daniel I love sci fi, and
Speaker 1: I love when humans date androids is always fascinating. It
Speaker 1: is my favorite kind of sci fi. I am sorry
Speaker 1: about her fiance. Let me just start out with she
Speaker 1: seems she's a neo niddle nor. She's doing so much
Speaker 1: more with her life. She always seems like that. She's
Speaker 1: so sweet. Always feels like I feel like I just
Speaker 1: slipp her little hands into those little boxes where the
Speaker 1: babies aren't that I wanted to. I would rather date.
Speaker 1: I wassconce Adam Freedman. I mean, dude, it's like it's
Speaker 1: like they're they go to the basketball and they go
Speaker 1: bike right the most awkward conversations. Wo Like it felt
Speaker 1: like I remember when my aunt fixed me up on
Speaker 1: a blind date with this dude who showed up in
Speaker 1: like a Tommy Bahama shirt, Like he looked like he
Speaker 1: worked a trader Joe's. He was like it was just
Speaker 1: not good and like remember, like and even I could
Speaker 1: keep the conversation going, like I just thought, I just
Speaker 1: to talk for an hour so I can get out
Speaker 1: of this. And these people have known each other for
Speaker 1: at least six weeks. They should have something to say. Wow,
Speaker 1: hometown sorrow. Yeah, look a shell island? Is that a
Speaker 1: shell island? Yes, that's an island made of seashells. But
Speaker 1: here's where it gets weird. Isn't that a match to
Speaker 1: what he is? But he's around all these high caliber
Speaker 1: She has no high caliber, has no tenergetically. You know,
Speaker 1: she's kind of the same thing as she's a dud.
Speaker 1: She's a dud. You think she's more of a dead
Speaker 1: than he is. Yeah, yeah, because he can cry on
Speaker 1: cube literally. Actually, I don't have the rock callowin. I
Speaker 1: was a thing. No, I took a nap, I fell
Speaker 1: off the couch when she was speaking, there was nothing.
Speaker 1: She has my eyes that like lure you in and
Speaker 1: then immediately put you to sleep. It was like, like,
Speaker 1: and she is, she's so pretty, she's so sweet. He
Speaker 1: was trying a little bit, and it was just like
Speaker 1: I thought that that was that was oh my yah,
Speaker 1: because he was alert. It was because he was he
Speaker 1: was there. It was he's not he's not struggling for
Speaker 1: his first breath. Truly, truly. Oh. I just figured it
Speaker 1: out because she was with a guy that was on
Speaker 1: drugs the whole time, so he was probably just like
Speaker 1: and so any conversation with him was you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. So she probably brought her sober energy down
Speaker 1: to like he was like and so she just needs
Speaker 1: to react. She is a nice she needs Adam Freeman
Speaker 1: out a cat. She just she's beautifuls How is she
Speaker 1: a cat? She's a neonatal nurse. Don't be so nice.
Speaker 1: He's a new natal nurse. If you have a sick baby,
Speaker 1: she's a nice person and she helps. I'm the father
Speaker 1: of a PREMI I know neonatal nurses are saints, but
Speaker 1: it's still let's call it for what it is. She's
Speaker 1: a dud. She's a she's a she deserves a really
Speaker 1: good bibe. Even the robot tears when she was crying.
Speaker 1: Her face wasn't crying. It was just she just had
Speaker 1: to deal with so much tragedy with babies. Katie, Katie,
Speaker 1: what do you think? I think she's very sweet, but
Speaker 1: she does have a bit of a lack of personality. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right's the world called and offered her a job.
Speaker 1: She's going to be season one of the hosts take
Speaker 1: her face off and see the wiring, like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So then Corin says, I'd live in a shack with
Speaker 1: no diamonds for Nick. Who am I I mean? And
Speaker 1: then Christina's like, I've done also shock, no diamonds, I
Speaker 1: lived with no shock, shack made of coal. Shack is
Speaker 1: mansion to me, you fuck tard. So she decides to
Speaker 1: take it in her own hands and she heads over
Speaker 1: to the Hilton in those was the greatest one. And
Speaker 1: I texted you watching her walk in those heels, it
Speaker 1: was like, can I say this? It was like watching
Speaker 1: the hooker that Christina like escaped having to be in Russia.
Speaker 1: It was like watching Christina's alter ego and her destiny.
Speaker 1: It was like this woman. It was like doing what
Speaker 1: she had to do deep in Russia with her thick
Speaker 1: heel stumbling. And the best was her trying to exit.
Speaker 1: Let's just come right to the door. Looks like she
Speaker 1: has a pig leg but the different and she them
Speaker 1: she didn't know what it was. I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think she never seen that before. She's having the
Speaker 1: maid open it for yes? Or when did it feels issue?
Speaker 1: Did she think she was gonna trip through the door
Speaker 1: with that one leg on the side, one of her
Speaker 1: legs just moving in a straight fashion. There was no
Speaker 1: knee bend. She look at a newborn fawn or like
Speaker 1: National Geographic when the baby draft doesn't quite have its
Speaker 1: legs that it needs to go blow a bachelor. I
Speaker 1: think about it, is can I just with the heels?
Speaker 1: Talk to me? I always say, like if I if
Speaker 1: I have an an event because I don't wear heels,
Speaker 1: I uh, for so many different You're nice and tall,
Speaker 1: you don't need heels, I know, but I also have
Speaker 1: like a huge foot, so if I have to get
Speaker 1: into a heel, I have a size eleven. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: a ten. I'm not afraid of just like I have
Speaker 1: to drink three glasses of white wine. So I don't
Speaker 1: do the new born cult because when the knees knocked
Speaker 1: and then, But if I have a couple of glasses
Speaker 1: of wine, I can sort of pull it off. I drink.
Speaker 1: I have to walk in fields like a d You
Speaker 1: I you're better with the classes. Well no, I mean
Speaker 1: justin heels. But this one, and I think part of
Speaker 1: it is like you know, like lineback gay linebacker lady
Speaker 1: over here, but this one is O T O A.
Speaker 1: This one is a batite, straight little fawn. Uh you
Speaker 1: think she would be able to rock a heel like
Speaker 1: I was just surprised she was walking like e Foley Lesbo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's been in like a two change video like out.
Speaker 1: I was surprised by the lack of rocking a heap.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, you think that would be she's
Speaker 1: I think she's a very young twenty three. Like she's
Speaker 1: sitting in her eating like she's true, but for her
Speaker 1: and her lifestyle, that heels would have been introduced very earlier.
Speaker 1: Maybe the one was like a ten. They probably gave
Speaker 1: her just said, you know, it's time for you to
Speaker 1: go to the debutante ball and lose your V card
Speaker 1: or whatever they do, and Miami, let's go, let's go
Speaker 1: dip your virgine and some platinum our ten year olds.
Speaker 1: So nothing. So she spine, I'm gonna just my girl.
Speaker 1: It's it's like the handicapped thing where they like lower
Speaker 1: the person, you become a woman. Now, little girl, that
Speaker 1: weird terminator hand, that's what Vagina looks like. So she says,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna blow that room up. I was great. I
Speaker 1: think so hard, and she says, I definitely know how
Speaker 1: to turn on the sex charm. And the best part
Speaker 1: was he invites her and he's happily surprised after he's
Speaker 1: eliminated Danielle and they closed in on her dirty feet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wash her fucking feet, her dirty. I saw them for
Speaker 1: a hot stage to push it on any her sneaky,
Speaker 1: sneaky dirty. He called her sneaky sneaky as they're pushing
Speaker 1: in on her, disgusting or something. I'm doing a player
Speaker 1: right now where most of the time I am barefoot,
Speaker 1: and her feet looked like my feet after scrambling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did not bathe before she went over. She was like,
Speaker 1: why do you have to pay dick? Is coming to
Speaker 1: your hair. You want to keep it, you want to
Speaker 1: keep it right. So she says, I know how to
Speaker 1: make a man feel good because my heart is gold,
Speaker 1: but my vision is platinum. I mean she led with that.
Speaker 1: This season. They knew it was fantastic. She just repeated it,
Speaker 1: or is it the playing it like this season she
Speaker 1: didn't say it again. It was just another just we
Speaker 1: all got excited. It's what it's what wet our whistle
Speaker 1: thinking it was going to be the best season ever
Speaker 1: and it's not great. Quote though, and what is her her?
Speaker 1: Her feminine wiles consists of like this sort of like
Speaker 1: hey whatever, Like it's this sort of I roll like
Speaker 1: man like care. It's I was like, really per seduction
Speaker 1: technique is yes, yeah, it's just availability, and you can
Speaker 1: do this anytime you want, any anything. I'm not ready
Speaker 1: for you in a bouncy house. I'm ready for you
Speaker 1: in the on the on the Yes, I got a
Speaker 1: trench code. We can do it on a on a
Speaker 1: on a blanket outside and on the driveway anywhere anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm good to go. And that has always
Speaker 1: been I think her closer when it comes to any
Speaker 1: deal making. She's made in Miami, which is just saying
Speaker 1: yes to the friend, I'm good to go. So she
Speaker 1: goes in and she goes, put your hands on each side,
Speaker 1: never jig, lightly massage like that's what she said. And
Speaker 1: and then when I got really jealous of her because
Speaker 1: I was like, you know exactly what you need. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do that. That's what she needs, is what she's
Speaker 1: doing to him. It's like I think, oh, I thought
Speaker 1: she was telling him, make sure you have two handsome
Speaker 1: at all times, don't jiggle anything, and lightly massage everything.
Speaker 1: That's how to get me the falls. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I wish I knew I like that because most girls
Speaker 1: are like if it's Tuesday, I will tell you there's
Speaker 1: a little like she was platinum. I thought she was
Speaker 1: describing what she was doing to him. I thought she
Speaker 1: was an she was doing him. Yeah, I felt like
Speaker 1: he was putting his hands on her and then she
Speaker 1: was lightly massage. She was giving him instructions on self off.
Speaker 1: I think she was basically like, hang on to me
Speaker 1: while I do this to you, like you hang on
Speaker 1: with two hands, and like I will know and I
Speaker 1: will lightly miss ever jiggle me, like, don't jiggle her, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she nitroglycerin. What happens if your jiggle platinum and vagina
Speaker 1: as platinum? And he's like, I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 1: jiggle move like that. Never I was like, take the
Speaker 1: jiggle out of my quiver. Okay, it's my best move.
Speaker 1: All right, you got a platinum vision. I got this
Speaker 1: call to jiggler. Who would have guessed that? Actually? Then
Speaker 1: he goes, I don't think this is a good idea.
Speaker 1: It's very tempting, but I've learned it's always best to
Speaker 1: wait in these instances. And she just kept going, oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god. They say, they both say this,
Speaker 1: this is sexiest words. You here very attractive, very attractive.
Speaker 1: Other No, I've never said you're very attractive. And she
Speaker 1: said I'm very attracted. Oh that changes everything the test,
Speaker 1: but who does that? He's an idiot. You know you
Speaker 1: have a very good looking face. That was I was like,
Speaker 1: did you notice your beautiful I'm about to cut you literally,
Speaker 1: And then she says, I tried to do something nice
Speaker 1: for Nick. This is a disaster. It's like, you mean,
Speaker 1: I tried to blow him and he wouldn't let me.
Speaker 1: She cannot take any form of like anything less penetration
Speaker 1: is a disaster. She just when you really break it down,
Speaker 1: she's it's so sad, like it's just really tragic. How
Speaker 1: she's like she's running a multi million dollar company and
Speaker 1: has no no confidence. She wears a cobration. I want
Speaker 1: to point it out. It was on again this week.
Speaker 1: She's got a full cobration. She just wants to literally
Speaker 1: take take the vision and put it over his face
Speaker 1: and that's it. That's it. Early on her life, she
Speaker 1: learned her value involves somehow getting up her vagina. That's
Speaker 1: how she feels like she's accomplished something. If a boy
Speaker 1: wants her for that, then she feels like that is
Speaker 1: my power. And if you take that power away from her,
Speaker 1: she's at a loss. She's on her head, vain other things.
Speaker 1: But she is quirky and funny and strange and she
Speaker 1: doesn't have these things going for But I don't think
Speaker 1: she knows it. I know. That's why it's so it's
Speaker 1: demoralizing at the end, when you were like, take a
Speaker 1: step back and you're not making fun of everything, and
Speaker 1: you're like a lot, You're like, she's just broken and
Speaker 1: she thirty years for what is where? What does she
Speaker 1: think of herself. I was also looking at her pounding
Speaker 1: the cheese, and I'm like, in twenty years, she's going
Speaker 1: to be like a hundred pounds overweight, Like you know,
Speaker 1: she's a hot piece of ass. That's not gonna which
Speaker 1: is good. It's not going to end well. She's just
Speaker 1: gonna keep getting bloated if she's pounded the cheese. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I tried to pound the cheese and at a certain point,
Speaker 1: get real, she's going to be the two divorced cougar
Speaker 1: at the bar rat closing time, trying to pick up
Speaker 1: a young guy who's going to the University of Miami. Yeah,
Speaker 1: saying I was on the show that Adam Freedman. Right,
Speaker 1: it's a little platum. Yeah, he's going to have a
Speaker 1: keyboard and just a loose keyboard, being like I'm still
Speaker 1: running a multimillion dollar business. It's just gonna be a
Speaker 1: keyboard at the bar that doesn't plug in that so
Speaker 1: that he tastes Rachel on a date to the same
Speaker 1: place he brought in, yell like that that basket that
Speaker 1: basket beer. I felt that tradition when you look closely,
Speaker 1: and they were signing the walls because there was a
Speaker 1: lot of graffiti behind he and Danielle. I think they
Speaker 1: went to the same bar. They just didn't point it out.
Speaker 1: And Um, the bartender gave some advice, and I like
Speaker 1: the bartender. The bartender I felt like, gave Jorge a
Speaker 1: run for his money because Grey has resigned from Bachelor Paradigm.
Speaker 1: He quit, so I'm thinking maybe this I think he
Speaker 1: has like he's got some business opportunities. Yeah he does, Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: what business opportunities the love boat. I'm guessing that's probably
Speaker 1: what happened. He probably got representation and he wanted a
Speaker 1: better had you befriended him as they befriended him, and
Speaker 1: I think they told him that he should like agent
Speaker 1: up and try to And so maybe it's just she
Speaker 1: visits there every year and I bet knowing her, they
Speaker 1: probably his contact informations. Maybe we should find out happen
Speaker 1: to her. Hey, so he said make sure he needs you.
Speaker 1: He doesn't just want you. It's what the bartender said
Speaker 1: to Neck and then she were a scort and then um,
Speaker 1: and then who can pull off that outfit? Only and
Speaker 1: she almost didn't pull it off. That was when it
Speaker 1: was the wind was blowing. I thought pair of short
Speaker 1: shorts and a cape. It was because I love a scort.
Speaker 1: I love it's like it's a short and the score.
Speaker 1: I love a score. But that was a tough score
Speaker 1: because it was like a cargo short and like a long.
Speaker 1: That was a tough one to pull off. I felt
Speaker 1: like he was in a score and I felt like
Speaker 1: it was something new, like what's a what's a short
Speaker 1: and a cape? Escape escape? A ship shape a a
Speaker 1: shape escape escape. Yeah, it's a tough one. Cape and
Speaker 1: a short coort. You know what? She didn't count on
Speaker 1: it being that windy when she wore it. Somebody knows.
Speaker 1: They get ready to the Bahamas. You know that Adam
Speaker 1: Friedman is gonna rock him. You know, you know around
Speaker 1: five pm that wind is gonna kick out, that by
Speaker 1: wind is going to kick up. You know. You know,
Speaker 1: there's not going to be a label that you can
Speaker 1: see on a beer bubble. It's gonna be a casing wicker.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be drinking your beer out of wicker, an
Speaker 1: old old So they go on their thing. He's bringing
Speaker 1: up her dad. Who's gonna her dad. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to see him try and wow her dad, sir. She
Speaker 1: wants him to call him sorry, So have you brought
Speaker 1: a lot of guys home like me? And like, come on, Nick,
Speaker 1: she knows she's black, Yeah, I know you're white. Can
Speaker 1: we just have an honest conversation about at this point?
Speaker 1: So guys, a lot of guys like a loser time
Speaker 1: a cry baby, cries all the time and wears kids
Speaker 1: and like to her credit, she knew what he was
Speaker 1: talking about. It when is he gonna what do you
Speaker 1: think is gonna happen? Now that we know she's he's
Speaker 1: gonna get so intimidated, like this is sir. This is
Speaker 1: where it gets really honor like a bummer because we
Speaker 1: have four left, right, but then there's three roses. The
Speaker 1: shot of the three roses on the plate, right, so
Speaker 1: we're saying maybe one of them gets cut, right, so
Speaker 1: there's only traditionally actions. I think that's bullshit. I think
Speaker 1: that's probably for they have. There used to be only
Speaker 1: three hometowns forever and the four they just added. The
Speaker 1: four has been a couple of seasons, but there's always finished.
Speaker 1: There's no rules. He can do whatever he wants, so
Speaker 1: he could easily say to Chris B I'm not feeling
Speaker 1: it with this girl. Can we can sit on a
Speaker 1: capsized boat and have a conversation exact regularly. Now that
Speaker 1: we know that Rachel, I don't think they're gonna leak
Speaker 1: Rachel and have it Rachel be down to the two,
Speaker 1: but we have we have Karin, So for fantasy suitets,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have Karine, Vanessa and I just don't know
Speaker 1: if they three fantasy sweets. Do you think he's going
Speaker 1: to bring Rachel home though? Is what I'm saying, because
Speaker 1: because they used to do it in reverse order, they
Speaker 1: do four hometowns. There's three fantasy sweets, there's two that
Speaker 1: go to his parents. Yeah, but they're what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is I don't know if there's going to be four
Speaker 1: hometowns because there was only I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: in the same way that it's like he's going to
Speaker 1: walk out on the girls at the beginning of this week.
Speaker 1: It could be, but now they have you have Rachel
Speaker 1: because of the league. I hate the leak. I hate
Speaker 1: everything about He's already given the rose to Raven. So
Speaker 1: the other three, there's three on the plate and it
Speaker 1: goes to each of them, he's already given one out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what he said. I don't want to do it
Speaker 1: in front of everyone. So now we're going to meet Rachel.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, that's like, let's say we we go
Speaker 1: to Rachel's hometown. Yeah, we all know, it's like just
Speaker 1: fast forward. We all know it's absolutely be a reason
Speaker 1: why they're doing that. Then they must. It's every reality.
Speaker 1: Steve is about to leak it. I mean he did it.
Speaker 1: Usually they ignore it. Steve as a douche bag, but
Speaker 1: usually ignore everything. Got a very popular blog. So yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll be four. Now, it's just I know, do they
Speaker 1: have to go back and like edit it all out?
Speaker 1: Do they? You know they're doing it as is. I
Speaker 1: think they're just excited that they have a black bachelore.
Speaker 1: Just it's it's I just I'm disappointed. It's okay, friend,
Speaker 1: that's why you have That's why you have the safe
Speaker 1: cubby hole in the comic book. I'm just going to
Speaker 1: go to my safe space with Biminium. Okay. So then
Speaker 1: he goes, he goes to I don't want to cut
Speaker 1: her at the roast ceremony. There's three roads left. There's
Speaker 1: one we've been ray. I'm going to tell her in person.
Speaker 1: So he goes where's Christina, Poor Christina, And she was
Speaker 1: hiding in the cupboard. Her comfort was in the back
Speaker 1: of a closet behind some shoe boxes, because she said,
Speaker 1: you didn't give me a fair chance, and I want
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise, Christina, please, she was so sweet? Was it?
Speaker 1: Did he did? He? It was one? It was either
Speaker 1: Danielle or Christina. Where he was trying, but I thought
Speaker 1: it came out like, oh, he didn't need to say that.
Speaker 1: It was something like I think it might have been Danielle.
Speaker 1: I might be getting confused where he was just like
Speaker 1: I feel like um to get to a place of
Speaker 1: love or looking for like he really liked laid it
Speaker 1: on thick and he's like, then I don't see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't remember. It was Danielle Christina. But it was weight.
Speaker 1: It was a little bit much like it wasn't necessary,
Speaker 1: was Christina? Was it Christina? Don't know. It's terrible that
Speaker 1: it's becoming a blow right now. I don't know the answer.
Speaker 1: His closing arguments are pretty similar with each and everything
Speaker 1: they did. They start off with words like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: so bad at breaking out, like that part would kill me,
Speaker 1: and you have to do it again and again. I
Speaker 1: think he did give her a chance though. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's just like she was tough, and she was like,
Speaker 1: she was like, I have a lot to offer. It
Speaker 1: was awful. It was awful. I hope she was bent
Speaker 1: over in the couch bawling with the other girls. It
Speaker 1: looked like one of those National geographic specials where the
Speaker 1: troop of monkeys like mourns the dead one that fell
Speaker 1: out of the tree. I was like, this is the
Speaker 1: most because I love her. She cuddles with them, She's
Speaker 1: like a little It was down. They're all like they're
Speaker 1: like some moments of morning ceremony. They were cleaning her
Speaker 1: and petting her and getting her ready for the funeral.
Speaker 1: It was on so I so, you guys, this has
Speaker 1: been such a joy I think. I mean, in theory
Speaker 1: next week, all four of those girls are getting hometowns.
Speaker 1: I suppose that's what. I can't help but thinking that
Speaker 1: Rachel's gonna be gone sooner than later, if they even
Speaker 1: if they sent her out on Jimmy Kimmel last night,
Speaker 1: for dad's sakes, shouldn't there's something something. There's something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't see him meeting the dad and doing
Speaker 1: all that what we know. I'm gonna I'm still gonna
Speaker 1: be surprised. I think he's crapping his pants at the
Speaker 1: thought of meeting her federal judge. Quite possibly. But then
Speaker 1: but then there's always three. It just Fox with their thing.
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Speaker 1: and help pick the tweet of the week. Tweet the week.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Tweet of the week. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: Tweet of the week, and this was pick. So they're
Speaker 1: they're whittled down by Anna in um. She's in Iran
Speaker 1: and she's sending these to me, which is amazing. Our
Speaker 1: first tweet of the week contender is from you know
Speaker 1: base seth vat base on one. You can't beat around
Speaker 1: the bush with Karn since Raquel already removed it. Wow. Good,
Speaker 1: that is good, good, good, okay. Number two Christina Gordon
Speaker 1: Mack at Christina g Mac c mac number of times
Speaker 1: I predicted Nick would cry tonight three actual number of
Speaker 1: times four thousand nine people are on point today at
Speaker 1: Steve Isaac tweeted us, did you notice that Karin was
Speaker 1: afraid to walk through that automatic door? Yes? Yes, I
Speaker 1: like I like that one. Last night I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: I like that one. Okay, we have Ian's pardon me
Speaker 1: for saying this wrong. Ian is cesara. Um. I want
Speaker 1: to take Nick home to my family. Okay, one minute,
Speaker 1: you say it out loud in your accent. I want
Speaker 1: to take Nick home to family traditional Russian lipstick dinner
Speaker 1: meeting no family. So we have and finally we have
Speaker 1: Carl Clocker's Karin, after being shut down by Nick, does
Speaker 1: not compute offered platinum visian Visian declined error error error. Okay, Ralph,
Speaker 1: you get to pick the final two and then we'll vote. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have number one. You can't beat around the bush
Speaker 1: of crinces. Raquel already removed it. Number two. Number of
Speaker 1: times predicted Nick, we cry three actual number of times
Speaker 1: four thousand, nine or twenty six. Did you notice that
Speaker 1: Krim is afraid to walk through that automatic door. I
Speaker 1: want to take Nick home to family, traditional Russian lipstick
Speaker 1: dinner meeting no family. And Karin, after being shut down
Speaker 1: by Nick, does not compute offered platinum vision vision declined
Speaker 1: error err error. What are your top two? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: obviously tradition, the Russian dinner, and then there's the others
Speaker 1: in my opinion, but let's go with the butch can't
Speaker 1: be run the bulls. Okay, so we have traditional, we
Speaker 1: have the Russian, and then we have our Keel's already
Speaker 1: removed it. It could have been fullies delivery. But I'm
Speaker 1: going with diner. Okay, okay, lipstick dinner. Oh my godstick dinner.
Speaker 1: I want to take you nickcom to family Traditionally. The
Speaker 1: winner is I want to take nick Coom to family
Speaker 1: traditional Russian lipstick dinner. Me it's my family. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: Ralph Kirsten, thank you so much for lending your wisdom.
Speaker 1: We just love you, and thank you for accepting me.
Speaker 1: Addition little clips of your dinner. I've been so patient,
Speaker 1: like accept you'll talk to give me fucking brow. I
Speaker 1: asked for rolls, rolls. You did not give me chance.
Speaker 1: I put lipstick on because if I get hungry. Also,
Speaker 1: even I already side, yeah, I accepted fucking rolls. Hi
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