WEBVTT - "Bimini Bimini Bop!" With Kirsten Vangsness and Ralph Garman! 0:00:02.080 --> 0:00:09.360 No entering nervous Stockholm. It was Valentine's Day, lovers. He's 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:13.080 captured a man in the clubhouse. He's wearing a leather 0:00:13.240 --> 0:00:16.640 blazer and he's got a nice man, a good head 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:35.640 of hair. Ralph Garment. Rose World, Oh, will you accept 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:41.560 this rose into your world? Happy valid Tip's Day, lovers. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:45.239 My name is Art Marine. Welcome to a very special 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.960 episode of Will You Accept This Rose? What a week? 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:54.560 I am here with my platonic lover, my lady, my 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:57.600 lady friend, Aaron. Fully, how are you today? Here to 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.440 be here? Happy Valentine? Happy Vale Time's day? You look love. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:05.600 I showered and tried with my hair. I tried with 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:09.600 my hair. I did not shower, but I all shower later. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.640 But it's not It hasn't happened yet today. It doesn't matter. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:16.520 We're in a We're in a dark recording studio. You 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.640 want to watch those pheromones either on? No, I gotta 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:21.839 put it out there. I gotta put my inky spray 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.679 all over this comic book with me. To my left 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:28.480 a man who needs no introduction, but I'm gonna give 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:32.520 it to him. He's really very important. I'm gonna say 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:37.319 that you are the sexy father figure of the WILLI 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:41.119 except this Rose podcast? Like Wise, you're like the wise Man. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:45.240 You're you're a voice of reason in a world of chaos. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:49.480 Will you please give it up? From my platonic lover, 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:55.080 Ralph Garman. You've got a lot of I've got a 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.000 lot of lovers. I've got a lot of lovers. You 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.120 know what, I've got a lot of love to give, Ralph. Ralph, 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:03.120 you're the host of Hollywood Babylon. You were on k Rock. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.600 You talk about the Bachelor a lot on on k Rock. Yeah, 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:09.440 we do a weekly recap. As you ever mentioned our 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.639 silly podcast. I haven't you know what good for you? 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.800 But I I tweet tweeted out all so good about it. 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:18.079 People love when you're on. Well I love being on. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:20.000 So thanks for having me back, um and I want 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:22.079 to stay here. We're waiting for somebody. She's on route, 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:25.440 but we have with us a woman who made my 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.200 dreams come true. She when she accepted my rose About 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:33.079 this podcast, Katie leaving, can we give a shout out 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.400 to our Anna who is in Iran. She's in Iran, 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.160 She's already made the flyer for this week and her 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:41.960 family is just staring at her like, this is what 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:43.720 you do with your time? What do you think of 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.640 all of this? Katie of Anna Anna, I think I 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.160 think if they watched The Bachelor, they would get it. 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.960 They would know because once you start watching ken, you're 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:56.440 like my friend like hits into it, didn't want to 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:58.359 be into it, but last night he watched the whole 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.919 thing with me. You know what, I'm a communicable underground 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:08.400 irony and bag. I want my mother Janet Marine, who 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.680 has called We've We've heard her a few times on here. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:15.120 She's now she's agreed. Next week she's going to watch 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:18.000 The Bachelor for the first time. She wanted to know 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.919 where she can see our podcast. She doesn't fully understand 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:24.600 the podcast thing. She's seen the flyers and she has 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:26.560 said to me, oh, yes, I know they came out 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.120 of your brain like she knew. She knew the demon 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.720 spawn that she made. Um. Before we get going, do 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.920 you have any any any shows coming up that you 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:38.400 want to plug? Yea next Thursday through Saturday, the Tree. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.960 I will be in one of my favorite comedy clubs, 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.480 a comedy Attic in Bloomington, A large club to get 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.880 into that is like a comics comic place that is 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.680 like that means you're a kick ass comic. You cannot 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.320 go wrong. Ralph, do you have anything that you want 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:52.960 to plug? Yeah, Kevin Smith and I we do Hollywood 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.760 Babylon at the Improv on Melrose here in Los Angeles. 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.640 So we're doing it Saturday night this weekend, and then 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.360 we're going back to Fridays from the next a couple 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.680 of weeks after that. I cannot recommend that enough. And 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.360 I want to just say, I want to just say 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.440 before we get going with this week's thing. First of all, 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:11.840 I want to thank um on Twitter a woman named 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:15.600 Laura Potter x X. She tweeted me a photo and 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.800 she was of Karin with the cheese on her head 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.159 and she was like, this better be the flyer for 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.880 your show. And I thought, you know what, you got 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:26.880 a girl, you asking your dreams are gonna happen. This 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:31.520 week's episode is called Bimity Bemity Bup and there is 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.159 and I think Annah really nailed it over in Iran. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.800 Who knows what time it is there, Um, So thank you, 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:40.240 satur Happy val and I stayd everybody. I want to 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.080 just say this podcast is the love of my life. 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.640 I'm not gonna act like it's not. It's like it's truly. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:49.400 It means too much to me. It's like I've made 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:51.599 zero dollars from it, and it's like all I want 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.520 to do. I feel like I'm throwing everything else in 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.920 my life. It's like all I care about. So like 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:57.800 you guys are the only people that mean anything to 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.440 me anyway, why I get up? It's why I get up. Okay, 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.640 here's people are also tweeting me a few things. First 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.039 of all, people are let's just break it right down. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:09.240 Rachel is a new bachelorette about that. I can't believe 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.360 they broke it so early. Well, apparently they didn't. Apparently 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:18.280 reality Steve he was a legendary spoiler. Bloggers, um he 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:21.800 laked it, and then someone somewhere confirmed it once Variety 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.919 I guess got ahold of it, and so once it 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.400 was confirmed, I guess ABC said, well, ship, that's out 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.080 of the bag. Now we might as well run with it. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.400 You know. ABC is so psyched, like they're like, we 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:34.440 did it, you guys did it. I think if she 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.040 hadn't been African American, they might not have gone with 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:41.440 the announced they wouldn't. I think they can't believe they're like, guys, 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.760 guess what we're doing it. I think they're like so 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.960 pleased with themselves, you know, and they should be. It's 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:49.440 like embarrassing that there hasn't been a woman or a 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:53.760 man of color onto It's so embarrassing. And she's perfect. 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.400 She's so timing though. I have to say, like, you know, 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.880 we've been struggling as a group, as as a as 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:04.000 a as a universe with this season, and Rachel was 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:09.200 such a like a beacon and I really really dug 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.960 their relationship. Yeah, I wasn't sure if she was going 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:17.240 to make it into you know, but now it changed 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.400 the entire episode yesterday because the whole time, I'm like, oh, 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:22.760 does he but they have such good chemistry? Does he 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:26.440 cut her? Now? Like it was so confused hoping that 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.440 he sucked her in. She found out about it and 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.840 she left. Yes, that would have been like the mic 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.159 drop for sure. Can you believe that he actually resisted Karin? 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.920 He and he's a guy who slept with everybody that's 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.880 running across his path throughout his history on tele every yea. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:47.520 And wasn't he the one that snuck into and took 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.960 his man's stick and put it in her hair, in 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:53.279 her disco hair. Yeah, that's I don't know how it works. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:57.080 That's how it works. And it is a stick in 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:00.440 the hair. That's how we do. My God, that's to day. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.480 Get your best sticks out, guys. This hair has not 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.960 been washed. And my friend, I want to give a 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.680 shout out to my friend Laurie Drosty up in Berkeley, 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:12.560 who with the beauty of this podcast is. I get 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.800 so many texts late at night on a Monday. I 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.560 cannot It's like I'm up to like four in the 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.640 morning anyway, and I actually finally have friends now. My 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.120 friend Laurie got deep in last night and she's There 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:27.560 was a Twitter feud online last night between um Sean 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:34.560 Lowe and Nick. They were like tweeting hate. They hate 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:39.160 each other. So apparently um Nick was saying to him, 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.400 I have no doubt that you thank God every day 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:44.560 for you being you and he was shot. Yea. They 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:48.960 were throwing hate at each other. What Yeah, um, I 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.720 kind of enjoyed that. But why, just for how did 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:57.520 it start? I wonder how the Twitter battles started. There 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:59.480 was more, there was more stuff. It was about like 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.760 you you're glad you got every day? Did you have 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.240 him and his lockjaws, his lockjaws, his lockjaw, his lockjaw 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:10.520 as a nightmare? It's a night UMU was pretty hard 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:14.760 to Absolutely, they're both like just like sticks of like 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:19.120 not good butter, just like store bass crap butter. What 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.440 They tried to make him a television host when they 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:26.320 had him co hosting The After Paradise or whatever it was. Man, 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:31.200 he's he's unbelievably dull. No, I didn't watch this season, 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:34.319 but I can tell you I did not like he 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.600 was dull, and I felt like he was like shaming, 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:40.520 like whoa, whoa, that's uh, Like it's like, dude, this 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.720 is a show whe you're supposed to go. You go 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.800 to like porta Viard, you pound tequila and you get 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.280 nailed in a hot topic. What do you think that's 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.959 what we want as people? That's the that's the dream, 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.240 that's what you're sort of a smug holy roller type 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.520 that's his Yeah, he is, and here's no reason to 0:08:55.559 --> 0:09:00.320 be smug. It's like you had an season the best 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.839 Like no one's like, oh my god, how captivating is 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.280 shan Low? Like if I could just like wishould have 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.800 a beer with Sean low Is, I would pass is 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:14.920 um is he still married, you know, just out of will. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.440 But he was a virgin, right, Yeah, he was like 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:22.600 a born he was a born again she was did 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:26.600 he come a born again virgin? That nobody? He was like, 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.440 he just like stopped sucking. You can't do that. It's like, 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.720 I don't know what that. It just means you're not 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:36.320 getting laid. I guess I was accidentally a born again 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.679 virgin for a few years in the nineties. I just 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:42.160 couldn't get it happening in your hair? Yeah, I was like, 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.880 where's this guy's day, I've got some dirty hair, where's 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:50.240 the where's the stick? Where's the stick? Guys? Did he 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:54.440 did he phrase it because of his religious he was 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:58.319 like a real good yeah found God. Remember like, do 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.800 you remember when out a Black said they like read 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:06.680 those like stupid felt Yes, you mean like weird letters 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:10.680 that were like super preachy and it was it was 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:14.600 super religious. I remember that, Yeah, because they were waiting 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:17.960 to get married, to have sex. Give me a Caitlin 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:19.760 any day, Give me a girl who has like one 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:23.400 too many, Like give me an Irish whiskey and she's like, oops, 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:27.000 I've I've fucked him in the church. My hair, there's 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.120 the hairs of the stick was in my hair in 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:31.840 front of the cranberries. Remember that episode there in the 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.920 church and they're humping in front of the cranberries. He 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:40.080 was celibate for six years. Yeah, I would rack about that. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:43.600 I wear a brag about that. Is you're a man 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.320 who's not a virgin and you're celibate for six years. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:53.880 Just I can't even mean you're like an okay looking guy. 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:57.280 I got one go around on this planet. People should 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:01.720 be like hair stick, hairs, stick, hairs, sick, wipe right, hastick, 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.200 hair stick inserted, stick and hair. God gave us hair 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:11.320 and sticky. That's right. I will never forget When I 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.920 was thirteen years old and my mom put the book out, 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.480 Where how does the stick get in my hair? And 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:20.120 I finally understood it was so confused and seen moves. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:21.679 You just dropped the book and leave the room and 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.880 you're on your own. What they did? They did? I got, 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.240 I got his eye, dropped the book and rolled out. Okay, 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:30.480 I had two books. There was one early on. It 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.280 was a word of babies come from I've asked around. 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:38.800 I found photos of this. It was paper cutouts of paper, 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:44.040 chickens humping other paper chickens like construction paper chickens humping 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.640 each other. They make the book or they found they 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:51.000 find the books project. They were covered in glue and 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:55.199 paper when they came in, and it was very Dad 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:58.400 was just covered a gliver, there was there was yeah, yeah, 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:03.520 that was the book, right, and that apparently my mom's mom. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:09.480 Hilda said to Janet on her wedding night. Look, it's 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.800 not that fun. It's just something you've got to get done. 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:13.719 You just do it and get on with it on 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.120 Janet's wedding, and Janet was like, match, I've been humping 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:23.200 at college for a years. God's more sticks in my 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:27.800 hair and upstate in New York my first go around. Okay, guys, 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:31.040 let's just let's get to the important stuff. Touch again. 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:34.440 On Rachel being named, Yes, Rachel, does that really change 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.000 the show for you that much? I called her earlier. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.320 I never thought she was Who are you rooting for 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:41.080 at this point before we get in who's your who's 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.640 your horse in the race? I'm still team Vanessa. I 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:47.160 think she's gonna well she is. Actually it's hard because 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.560 I'm rooting for her because I adore her, but I 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.640 think she's so much better than him that I almost 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:53.840 feel like I will feel bad if she does end 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.080 up with him. I was kind of hoping that she 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.160 would be the next bachelorette so I could root for 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:01.480 her and her alone, But I don't have full team Vanessa. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:08.160 Until it was like, you've been very patients, Like, okay, 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:11.720 I can't do access ready. I have been very patient 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:16.240 waiting for you, Nick, I have been I am special 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:20.200 needs teacher, and I want you to know that I 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:23.960 am Allen and I have y're a patient. She's not 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:30.040 Selen Dion, for God's sake, Like, wait a minute, when 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.319 slean Dion and then you doing Vanessa her problem. The 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.760 reason she had that many breakdowns because he forced the 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.760 girls to play volleyball against each other in the heat, 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:44.880 and that's why the worst volleyball game. Had a bad 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.600 choice to create more competition amongst these girls that are 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.839 already been removed from their families for a month and 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:52.000 a half, we're starting to have a mental breakdown. That 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:53.760 was a bad call on his part. I think that's 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.400 why she had a little bit of a meltdown. So 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.240 they're not athletic none of them, None of them. I'm 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.760 not I would freak the fuckail, but it would be 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.640 a Lesbo bachelorette, so it would get real, it would 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.640 get real competitive. You would be a real k o 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:12.400 a at a Lesbo bachelorette. What a piece of act. 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.920 That was my parents book. That was when that was 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:20.120 like that. After the chicken's humping other chickens, there was 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.960 the pou like girl, you have p o a and 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:31.440 almost got sucked you chen um okay, so he comes 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.280 in well, no, we discussed this last week. What do 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:38.640 you think was worse the volleyball game or the same 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:42.760 week in the Bahamas swimming with the pigs with boring 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:46.920 Ben and his scripture tattoos on his ribs? What was worse? Ralph? 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.960 To you, I need to know I thought was worse. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.760 Why because you're pitting women against each other, even more 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:54.760 so than they were already pitted against each other. You're 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.880 just you're fanning the flames of discontent at that point. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.800 That's a poor choice, just from Nix. You want these 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:02.640 women to try to get along, and you want things 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.160 to go as smoothly as possible on these group days. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.880 You don't want you don't want to foment more uprising. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:13.240 I that is absolutely perfectly said. Besides, who doesn't want 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:17.520 to grab a pig and water? I want to grab 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.880 a pig. I spent two hours last night looking up 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:24.600 Chihuahua beagle mixes to adopt. They make those. Oh God, okay, 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:29.160 so here we go. What a dick? He crying that 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:33.400 move coming and crying? Such a guy cries again. It's 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:37.400 such a bully move to cry. I'll give you, I'll 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.720 give you like a couple now and then. Here's the 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.800 only thing I'm gonna say positive about Nick. At least 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:47.440 he has the wherewithal because this is the sixteenth season, 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.440 um that when he is not feeling it with someone, 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:56.040 he lets he lets go of them immediately trying about it, 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.000 and he's kind about it, and you can tell. At 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:01.040 least I thought with my favorite Russian all that he 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:05.520 really felt terrible. He did, so I have to say 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:08.560 that's the only that's the only bright spot where I 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:11.880 think he doesn't want I think he doesn't want anyone 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.600 to He's like a walking allan on, you know what 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:19.600 I mean. He doesn't want anyone to feel question. I've 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:23.480 now only watched Caitlin season Ben season and Joe Joe season, 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:25.720 and it felt like all of them were fairly kind 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.000 and letting people go. Is there anybody that's a dick 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:32.360 when they caught someone? Well? Yeah, I mean there have 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:36.800 been people dropping down on the knee to ask for 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.640 the hand in marriage and the other person goes, oh, 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:42.320 I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to at you up. I 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:45.120 mean to happen a net that has happened, that happened, 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:49.680 that is repeatedly happened throughout the years. That's part of 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:51.880 the show. One of those people is going to get 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:54.520 their heartbroken. I think any time you throw them out 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.080 in front of them other people during those road ceremonies, 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.160 it's kind of cruel and you don't punishment. I want 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:01.040 you to know that. The whole time I'm talking to 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:03.960 with this green background, I'm picturing a green screen version 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:07.679 that we're like on the moon. Okay, so here we go. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:11.880 So he comes in, he's been crying, but that foe, 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:17.480 Oh I think I might. So they're back in the Marriott. 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.000 Never has less fun been had in a Marriott, and 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.480 I had some pretty bad weekends in Marriotts. That is 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:24.560 the worst time anyone's ever had in a marriot who 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:28.639 new Marriott's traveled so so internationally they're there in St. 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:34.120 Thomas in Wisconsin. I know the Marriott, the Marriott, Hilton. 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:38.680 Hilton housed Nick in the in Biminy because so okay, 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.720 so there are the Mary's of these Marriotts. So then 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:45.400 they go, so that Chris goes and he meets Nick 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:48.440 by the food trucks on the island and Nick is 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:53.320 wearing Nick is wearing a stripe short with a bulge. 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.119 His bulge is like they're sitting on the thing. Chris 0:17:56.160 --> 0:18:01.240 Harrison's like sunburn. He has a weird So somebody tweeted 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:03.399 me like did he wear like a batman mask? Like 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.160 when he got like what was up? Like was he worried? 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:08.719 He's like he's such a white guy. So it's just 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:11.760 at and he's not getting tanned. It's just the fact 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.200 that like he just has every week. I'm like, I 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:16.800 just he's the best job of all time. Like he's 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.959 just yeah, he could give a ship. Yeah. He's like 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:24.040 he was literally woken up during a tanning session three 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:25.680 sheets to the win and he's like, yeah, you got 0:18:25.680 --> 0:18:30.560 something to say, nixt So so it sounds like Chris 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:31.960 you have to go ask him if he if he 0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.320 feels okay. It seems like who am I talking to? 0:18:34.680 --> 0:18:39.840 Its sca suitcase has to go get right, Yeah, I 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:42.600 was taking a disco now. So he's been sunburned, and 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:47.000 the girls are crying and they're so relieved. Though I'm 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.280 not going to walk out on the on the process. 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:51.520 I think it's so many and they're like, oh, and 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.159 they're crying for him, like oh poor Nick, and you're like, 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:56.760 oh my god. And then he threw Dan Yell under 0:18:56.800 --> 0:19:01.160 the bus Dilo, and then they all exhaled and they 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:04.680 need to go to the island of Biminy. And all 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:06.920 the girls were like, Baminy. Oh my god, we get 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:09.600 to go to Bamony. I'm like, what the fuck is 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:13.760 that a place like Biny? I think for those six people, 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:16.440 six women totally faking that they knew what the hell 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:21.000 was the rest of America had two moments in this episode. 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:24.520 One Google Biminy and then Google the guy with a 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:27.159 guitar on the beach, as we do every show that 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:33.120 Adam was so excited they got the dance in front 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:35.560 of Adam Freeman. Adam Freedman, who you know, is like 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:40.439 the nephew of the like executive, Like, ABC, exactly, are 0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:43.640 there any white singers on Biminy? Find me a white 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:46.639 guy with a guitar, please? Adam Freeman, he works at 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:53.080 the bar. That was a superstar. I had to honestly 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:56.399 rewind it because I was like, what did they say? 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:59.840 And I started shrieking by and I was like, like, 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:03.320 is a real place? Really? It's the gateway to the Bahamas. 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:05.840 Have you ever said gateway to Bahamas? And I couldn't 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:10.080 stop laughing. I was like, everything outside of New York 0:20:10.160 --> 0:20:13.000 City is the gateway to Bahama? Ocean't be the gateway 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:16.199 to them? You ever heard of? And I've been to 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:18.800 the Bahamas several times. You've been passing the gateway? And 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.479 he was right there apparently, And I was got Liberty 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:25.600 to the Bahamas ridiculous. And I'm like looking at it 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:27.480 and I'm like, is it in Florida? Like is it 0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:32.120 like a key? Like what my wife said, Oh, it's 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:35.560 like a closer Cuba, And so she's right. It did 0:20:35.640 --> 0:20:39.040 kind of look like a nineteen fifties throwback island just 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:49.360 off of its Adam Freedman as Freedman is like, can 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:52.280 we get like a white Jewish singer on the island 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:54.760 of Bimina, Like you know what I mean, Like really 0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:58.400 you're telling that guy happened to really be in Biminy 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:02.439 singing like oh my god, who anybody? Okay, so I 0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:05.399 wrote where the fund is Beminy? So then the girls 0:21:05.400 --> 0:21:09.280 have to run around Resorts World Bemony. So there's not 0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:12.200 even a Marriott. Okay, they're not even at the Marriott 0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:14.240 Ralph there. Why would you go to marry one? Resort 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:19.680 World is right there. Party. It's like, are you ready 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:23.160 to have your like dentists stick in your hair while 0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:26.400 your husband's nearby watching, Like you know what I mean? 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:31.240 Like Resorts World that feels really nineteen seventy Yeah, what 0:21:31.720 --> 0:21:35.359 were the other you know, uh, possibilities to name it 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:38.959 like big white hotel and like it's doing well, Like 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:41.080 this season the ratings are really like they have not 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:44.320 thrown down. They've been gone to Wisconsin, They've gone to 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:47.800 the Marriott in St. Thomas. Like at least they got 0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:49.879 out of the country this season. Last season they were 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:54.719 pretty they were pretty local. Pennsylvania, Pennsylvan Yeah, they're all 0:21:54.720 --> 0:21:58.439 getting the bus. At least now they need their passports. Yeah, no, 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:01.480 they still apparently the going to the North Pole for 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:03.520 the for the conclusion, So we got that look to 0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:05.600 look forward to. Okay, let's we got Nick on it 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:08.000 with a dog sled for a second. I know that 0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:18.160 Kirston is like calling. I don't know, but okay, okay, good, okay, Hi, okay, good, okay, okay, 0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:21.280 you're gonna ru First of all, you look amazing that 0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:25.160 we're gonna start. We're gonna keep going fair Okay, made 0:22:25.200 --> 0:22:27.720 me be late first of adrifted show. And there's real 0:22:27.800 --> 0:22:31.640 things happening. Can I just say Kirsten and yes, has 0:22:31.800 --> 0:22:37.080 just arrived from how is our Secretary of State Paget? 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:39.439 She has been so busy, we have not been so busy. 0:22:39.520 --> 0:22:43.960 She's dressed up like a him. Likewise, I enjoy your 0:22:43.960 --> 0:22:52.359 show enormously. You are just saying my heart or the 0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:54.920 sextiest thing that has ever stepped foot and meltdown. Well, 0:22:55.000 --> 0:22:57.320 come on, I must be reflectioning you guys. I have 0:22:57.400 --> 0:23:00.879 not showered today, but I and I Valentine Paget is right, 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:02.920 you wearing old age makeup looking as sexy as ever. 0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:05.439 God blessed boning people in that period drama. She has 0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:10.120